Mulan II - Nostalgia Critic

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[@sanayahmarshall7073]

Please review venom

[@deshawnedwards6412]

Please review The Lion King II: Simba's Pride.

[@deshawnedwards6412]

Review An Extremely Goofy Movie.

[@jessetorres8738]

Here are suggestions for future reviews: Justice League, Weekend At Bernies 2, The Belko Experiment, City Of Ember, The Mummy Returns, Old Vs. New Watership Down.

[@iamchristian1129]

I honestly don’t care about the changes for the Live Action Mulan, I’m so excited for it, It’s still the same story, you guys should understand that the whole point of Mulan isn't about the talking comedic dragon, it’s not about the love interest and it’s not even about the songs what so ever This whole story is about Mulan who is a female character who fights and kick ass for the right reasons, she does this to save her father's life, she does this so she brings honor to her family, she does this to prove herself that she can do anything This movie is supposed to be about her, it’s one of those films that leads her up to become hero and saves her country, so i get you guys want this version to be exactly like the original Disney version, it’s still is, but sometimes, when it comes to Remakes and adaptations, it has to have changes to make it stand out on it’s own, there’s no need to keep it the same as the other version, it’s kinda pointless if they do that

[@WolframiteWraith]

Mulan's whole attitude is kinda weird. She went to a match--maker in the first movie and was well aware of the cultural expectations on her and willing to fulfill them, only breaking tradition to safe her father's life but suddenly she only believes in marrying for love, even when so many lives are on the line?

[@jasonharvote4093]

Maybe mulan meant marriage to enemies but i guess it can be really the sane thing as its still somebody you dont know or probably love.

[@Borderose]

More like the sequel writers have no understanding of Confucian values and went for a super irritating "arranged marriage is wrong" schtick.

[@froggod4504]

If they wanted that message, making her decide herself to get married after the whole cliff scene would make more sense. Upholds the idea of saving lives but also shows her making the choice to help the princesses.

[@TheGoldenDunsparce]

She turned into a basic bitch in the 2nd movie. It was like they forgot the movie took place in ancient China...

[@jp3813]

Although she told Mushu that perhaps she didn't just break tradition to save her father's life. She wanted to see her true self in the mirror.

[@EvanSol919]

Historically China did fall to the Mongols. Now we know why.

[@JRussellGamerz]

"Well at least they followed their hearts❤..." before the slaughters.⚰

[@joseloreto4284]

Oh yeah, very true indeed.

[@catmerchant8699]

Lmao

[@emarythomp]

Holy shit maybe that’s what the movie was going for LMAO

[@strawberrysoulforever8336]

It's just too bad that it was several centuries after Mulan took place...this is long before Genghis Khan.

[@Robobagpiper]

Well, the ending makes sense. The Mongols *did* conquer China, after all. And it was all Mulan's fault.

[@clevernamerighthere9240]

The alternative was going to war with them and probably losing so I don’t think it wouldn’t gotten much better

[@robbiewalker2831]

Peter Walker Technically, it’s Mushu’s fault for butting in.

[@inaciostudiosmedia229]

I agree for a certain number of reasons.

[@inaciostudiosmedia229]

Due to the writers botching it up and portraying Mushu as a villain. Not even a comedic one. Honestly, I've never seen a Disney character turn from both so likable and absolutely loyal to so despicable, petty, selfish, immature and absolute cringe inducing!

[@robbiewalker2831]

@@inaciostudiosmedia229 That's like having Kuzco learn about his behavior throughout the entire movie, and then completely forget about it in the Emperor's New School TV series!

[@cameronstewart6636]

"How many Mulan movies does it take to tell a decent story?" "Just one."

[@diegodubber2140]

One... (throws arrow to Mulan 2020)

[@HexManiacQuinn]

@@diegodubber2140 (And the live action movie)

[@diegodubber2140]

@@HexManiacQuinn The live action movie, my god... Don't get me started on that absolute disgrace to the original!

[@diegodubber2140]

@@HexManiacQuinn "You may look like a reboot, but you will never bring the original movie honor!"

[@HexManiacQuinn]

@@diegodubber2140 I came back here because it was either this video or the Disneycember one where Doug said that he really hated the sequel and that whatever the remake has coming, it couldn't be as bad and he looks forward to it. DAMN SON, HE ATE THOSE WORDS.

[@NightEyeStudio1995]

Fun things is, according to the deleted scenes... this movie actually had the chance of being interesting and good. The princesses actually had interesting arc, there was actual fighting and action- HECK the movie opened with Mulan and Shang infiltrating enemy lines and just barely making it out and that's when Shang proposes to her. HECK! It even turns out that Shang had a dragon gardian!

[@jessiebeck8891]

That would've been a better Mulan II. They should have it for the special edition.

[@ethanstatler1827]

Why didn’t we get this version of it. Oh right, money.

[@garrtoons4303]

.... I don't know how many swear words I should say to Disney for bailing out on this much better plot.

[@luigipowdemo6458]

I'd love to see an Alternate Reality where we had that be the sequel.

[@travisdelafuente1150]

WHERE WAS THAT MOVIE?

[@idkwhatimdoing5268]

I don't know why but Mulan's face when she's laughing in the sequel reminds me of when sims laugh

[@TheGuardDuck]

OMG you're right!!!

[@oscarramirez2697]

Looks like she's gonna eat my soul

[@dani010203stor]

you mean sims 3? 🤣

[@finnthesafetypin6142]

mulan is creeping into my soul and would kill me in my sleep

[@claireglover1391]

@@dani010203stor in the sims 4 same expression

[@khaotil_dub]

"There is no way the live action movie can possibly be worse than this." Well, about that....

[@dikastederook6380]

How the heck is that possible to make anotehr Mulan film worse than this?! Really, it's a genuine question, I need to satisfy this morbid curiosity!

[@dorkfish1275]

hey why let a little political garbage get in the way of a bad remake

[@aidanredding8058]

No this is still worse

[@dorkfish1275]

@@aidanredding8058 at least you can avoid this one, there's nothing spotlighting it.

[@aidanredding8058]

@@dorkfish1275 I can, have, and will continue to avoid the remake. I hear about it, and that's it. I refuse to give ANY amount of support to the live-action Disney remakes.

[@PittsburghSportsFan43]

The idea of Shang finding out he was a prince would have worked so well here, if it meant he was part of the other kingdom. He and Mulan could have married, the alliance would have happened, and everything would have been fixed. It even would have made Mulan an official Disney princess. Or queen, but, six of one.

[@appendixlessloser4806]

I mean it kinda worked in spaceballs. But then again that movie was made by a comedic genius.

[@fluffyeevee383]

The problem is that would have required thought. And can't expect an entire multi-million dollar studio to think of something like that, I mean it took what? 1 random person on the internet to think of that idea? Clearly something Disney's Sequel Team's collective 1 brain cell couldn't handle

[@TheAngelmisa]

CalveeThe FluffyEevee Shang is a royal guard which makes mulan a royal princess...:)^^

[@Ema-fm5zy]

It's not like we were shown in the first movie he was the son of thr general...that wouldn't have worked. They could have instead shown the princesses that marrying someone they just met is not a good idea even if they are the ones to make the pick. Realistically, what is the difference between them marrying the soldier they've just met or a prince they've just met?

[@PittsburghSportsFan43]

@@Ema-fm5zy So say the general adopted him or something. And we actually saw the princesses bonding with the soldiers. But forced marriage is rarely if ever a good idea, even in a Disney film.

[@moviemaniac9034]

The reason Eddie Murphy doesn't voice Mushu in this is because there was a clause in his contract for doing "Shrek 2" and he had to do that film instead. Needless to say, he chose the better sequel. Edit: Thanks for all the likes!

[@yoelazar3935]

@@annieboookhall It really is. Some complain about the overuse of pop culture references and punny product placement ( same with Shark Tale later that year ) but it's still a fun flick. Not timeless, but fun.

[@barkboingfloom]

Mulan II is probably about the same quality as live-action films Murphy has made in the last 20 years... absolute shit. So if he had done it, audiences would probably write it off as just another bad Eddie movie to toss on the garbage pile.

[@mas8705]

Until he chose poorly with Shrek the Third...

[@jacksonlennox5947]

@@barkboingfloom This would've done worse to his career than "Meet Dave".

[@naotatheendlessesper]

Yeees. .... the franchise that popularized many of today's most annoying tropes and cliches He picked the best clearly

[@mas8705]

Huh... why is the recommendation telling me to rewatch a disneycember- OH GOD, it is an actual review!

[@bellarkcox1243]

My honest reaction.

[@seanshogun1957]

Same here

[@DrKFC69]

Didn’t watch the whole video yet, hope he won’t blow out the mic again.

[@duncan9286]

That’s what I thought.

[@UnorthodoxIndividual]

*DISHONOR*

[@soulslvr9562]

No microphones were blown out during the making of this video

[@lordxamwethoudeis]

... A few vocal cords, but no microphones.

[@poihpioakarp8845]

only the real ones get this

[@platypusbunneh]

The same can't be said about the poor Disneycember review... :(

[@chrissonofpear1384]

I assume we're mean't to conclude Mushu frightened the King off of declaring war?

[@TheAlps36]

And yet the stereo seems off

[@XshinymewX]

When Cinderella 3 is more female empowering than Mulan 2.

[@mrnubbones8626]

Hol up your right

[@ursaminor9780]

Now I want a full-length Nostalgia Critic episode on Cinderella 3

[@despinasgarden.4100]

Yep

[@dvader518]

Tannis I saw Mulan II a few nights ago and genuinely liked it. Saw Cinderella III on Sunday and genuinely liked it too. My parents also liked both films.

[@RaikanGinro]

There was a third?

[@CarnoProductions]

Hello I am the Nostalgia Critic I remember it so you don’t have to make a live action reboot

[@eddieolshefski6467]

Too late 🤦‍♂️

[@alphadoughnut2651]

Umm, what’s live action about it? ThE GrOUnD.

[@eddieolshefski6467]

@@alphadoughnut2651 Just a live action version of the animated movie from 1998. That's what.

[@thstroyur]

You don't _have_ to, but you'll do it anyway...

[@Stratocast83]

That was terrible. I love how the plot disappears and stops at the end after Mulans marriage which was never the point of their mission The original deserves better

[@tonyzacker8946]

10:34 Well, to be fair, it's probably a pretty badass skunk. I mean, it somehow managed to travel from North America to China in the Middle Ages...

[@e2daron]

I'd probably run away from critters too. They might have rabies.

[@rminkof]

If it is supposed to be a stink badger ( benefit of doubt, etc ) it "just" had to swim maritime asia. It would also be the kind of animal restricted to a specific set of islands because they have no other choice. Even if a merchant had imported one, it would show up in a fancy resturant, not hunting an adult human through an enviroment that could easily kill it.

[@wwehulk8798]

@@e2daron use a weapon

[@cbolanz1]

Mushu: this is not about my pedestal, this about Mulan making the big mistake of my, I mean HER life. Plankton: and I thought I was evil.

[@lethargictroll6788]

God damnit I haven't watched an episode of SpongeBob in a decade and I still read that in his voice

[@samuelikechukwu3891]

😂😂😂

[@samuelikechukwu3891]

@@lethargictroll6788 it's a timeless classic

[@ultimateempireemblem1872]

Mushu made the worst things he did in the 2nd movie of Mulan.

[@yrt1345]

lol!

[@brattangel2011]

Honestly agree. Trash movie. The ONLY thing it got right was the raw emotion from Mulan when Shang fell. I actually cried, caught up in the intense emotion, despite knowing its Disney and he's not dead.

[@superkamiguru4615]

Brittney Lester girl same!! The voice acting is amazing and the scene right after when she plunges the sword in the rain gets me every time. Why such an emotionally well done scene was in THIS movie I’ll never know 🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️

[@artisticalex1206]

They did get that right I agree. Ming Na Wen, the voice of Mulan, even cried doing that scene and so did her mother. So it makes total sense why that scene had so much emotion.

[@NicoUnken]

Yeah that shit was INTENSE.

[@pandagracie2825]

We wanted fighting but instead we got stupid drama!

[@joshuafoote5144]

@@pandagracie2825 To be fair, the last time that the Emperor decided to send out his army they got brutally slaughtered.

[@Cyberbrickmaster1986]

The sequel brings so much dishonor on Mulan as a whole. No wonder there was never a third installment!

[@Jesup1204]

I mentioned this in channel awesome’s comment, but I wrote an alternate sequel with a friend because we hated this movie so much. Check my other comment if you want a summary of my version.

[@AndreNitroX]

No wonder they want to keep mushu out of the remake

[@MrChickennugget360]

at least its historically accurate since the Chinese were invaded by the Mongols and like 45 Million Chinese died and the Dynasty was overthrown and destroyed and replaced by a Mongol Rule which lasted for the next few hundred years. So hurray for true love!

[@randomguy2518]

Mulan 3: Great Mall of China, and Mulan's shopping adventure

[@MouseGoat]

@@MrChickennugget360 as true as that may be, its really stupid to somehow make it all Mulan's fault. so first she saves the country then she domes it, making her score = 0 "Woa great work there butthead" to ho ever made this movie.

[@mega_master_official]

The facial animation in this movie is so bizarre and freaky. It’s like the faces are made out of rubber.

[@StarDustTF2]

Drawn Gmod Animation

[@dr.catman5708]

at least is not The Son of the Mask

[@afrog2666]

Not as bizarre as the logic in the movie..

[@AndreNitroX]

It always bothered me especially when they got angry

[@skylerhall1537]

Asian dont raisin *GONE WRONG* [NOT CLICKBAIT] (ok kinda click bait but you wont judge me bc it's still HORRIFYING)

[@librahoshino6752]

I remember the dvd trailer for this movie. It stated "Mulan will have to choose between her duty and her heart." I genuinely thought she was the one who was going to be married off for political reasons. And she'd have this complex conflict over wanting to marry Shang and marrying a stranger to save her country. That would have been way more interesting than this mess. And my god, what did they do to Shang's beautiful face???

[@missxmarvel]

I agree. It would have been better and cause a real rift between them instead of Mushu doing childish things. Shang wasn’t that handsome but here he’s fugly.

[@KingCasual1986]

I asked that same question about every human male Disney character except Hercules when I played Kingdom Hearts 2…

[@LilyZerep]

I ask that same question whenever I watch the Aladdin tv series 😅

[@JingleJangle256]

Well, the Mongols did eventually conquer China (and everything else), so I guess Mulan is responsible for the Emperor’s eventual execution.

[@josephwatkins1190]

The original story of Mulan ended with the mongels invading and her committing suicide rather than be gang raped and live as a slave. If I remember correctly

[@Elsenoromniano]

@@josephwatkins1190 You remember kind of right, but not really, the ending you are talking about is the Suit Tang romance ending, but that ending is a later invention, the original ending that appears in older poems is pretty happy and very similar to the one in the original Disney movie, she got offered a position as a concubine (sometimes another position), sherefuses and ask only for a orse or camel to go back to her village, her family embraces her, she comes back to dress as a woman, they celebrate and invite all her army buddie, which are shocked to know she is a women and joke about how they did not notice in 12 years.

[@lordsimonicus3479]

@@josephwatkins1190 Isn't Mulan supposed to be much earlier. The Mongol conquest is in the 13th century and she fought the huns in the first movie and I think they disappeared in china before they showed up in europe when the western roman empire was still there. To be fair its not even so clear if the huns were from there as we only have writen sources by the people around them like the chinese and romans and they didn't pay much attention to the actual tribes and tended to call a whole bunchof them with the same name.

[@turma8eac]

Basically yeah That’s why the people who invaded China are called white huns, to differentiate from the regular huns, who attacked Rome

[@LilyZerep]

Disney at it's best 🤷‍♀️ 😑

[@MrSelvaggio]

Well, at least the ending is historically accurate. The mongols did invaded China.

[@moisesmunguiafalloutmoises112]

And then the Blackmanes crossed paths with the Mongols and ended up having the mongols Destroyed

[@MrHanderson91]

Over a thousand years later

[@Enchie]

And millions did die.

[@JTF544]

"We have invaded china," said the Mongols. "Please respect us, or else we might invade you as well."

[@moisesmunguiafalloutmoises112]

@@JTF544 Japan & Blackmanes: Ok (bring out there Katanas and Iorn Spears)

[@Antifearn]

Are there even skunks and porcupines in China? I don’t think the writers of this sequel really studied Chinese geography that much...

[@rminkof]

The closest thing to a skunk in Asia, let alone the Old World, would be the stink badgers...that live on islands far away from mainland China. There are Old World porcupines...who, in the case of Asia, live on the same islands as the stink badgers. The grey squirrel is New World.

[@Dualumina]

Related, but I'm not sure there are oak trees in China either. Wikipedia says they can be found in Asia, but not sure if China is one of those areas.

[@Nejvyn]

There are, chinese oak wood is frequently used for martial art weapons.

[@Dualumina]

@@Nejvyn Oh neat.

[@marakarthegreat]

shouldn't it be cobras and badgers and wolves instead of porcupines and skunks?

[@chairmanwario]

Was Mulan really all that concerned with "the heart" in the first movie? Wasn't the whole point of the first movie that she sacrificed her own wants for the sake of her family?

[@truthseeker9249]

Actually she herself admitted toward the end that maybe she didn't just come for her father maybe she did come for herself. Maybe she wanted to prove she could be worth something and do things right. So no. Even when she wanted to do right by her family she was still thinking about herself and that's not bad.

[@pundertalefan4391]

The only part of this I liked was the relationship of the princesses and the guards. Everything else sucked. It ruined Mulan, and it DESTROYED Mushu.

[@scorpionqueen11]

Mushu already destroyed himself in the first movie by being the only thing wrong with it.

[@MissMedeiros]

Destroyed Shang too

[@annemariesheridan4780]

Let's just pretend that the plot is about the guards getting girlfriends and the rest is our nightmare juice kicking in!

[@samahissimplistic]

I agree, eventhough it was kind of forced, it was still cute

[@annemariesheridan4780]

@@samahissimplistic Yeah it is.

[@theanafront3746]

*facepalm* Shang threw a _shuriken._ A Chinese soldier threw a shuriken, literal _centuries_ before they were invented...in JAPAN. ..."Because Asian", I guess. *fuuu-*

[@MforMovesets]

Too bad the asian sweatshop animators don't have any say in this.

[@netwiz2]

Search for "six point chinese throwing star"...they did exist in China before becoming well known in Japan.

[@eldermillennial8330]

se7en the great But as early as Mulan?

[@netwiz2]

@@eldermillennial8330 I can not answer your question for sure but the fact many of the Japanese and Korean weapons and militarized culture orginated, inspired and were influenced from and by China, I would not be suprised Chinese throwing stars existed before. However, it seem the Japanese took extra steps with throwing stars and advanced more with it.

[@xelarande333]

I would like to give to the writers of this movie a big fat *GO FUCK YOURSELF.*

[@LordWyatt]

‘The Mulan remake cannot possibly be worse.’ Disney: Challenge accepted.

[@KumaoftheForest]

Wait for Mulan 3

[@LordWyatt]

Oh God that’s worse😢 but it’s true. שחר א.

[@privatewalnut6091]

I heard they’re getting rid of the songs and mushu, is that true?

[@LordWyatt]

Private Walnut *Mushu, and yes I believe so according to the rumors. Here’s my prediction: Mulan is a strong independent woman who is never listened to and disobeys her father to join the army. She’s a complete badass with little training and kicks ass on the battlefield as an obvious woman with her helmet off with a tiny Dragon as a pet/spirit guide who will save her at just the right moment. I doubt Shen would even approach her for a relationship and probably will be trained by her somehow. How’s that Disney? Am I in the park yet you greedy pricks?!

[@KumaoftheForest]

Private Walnut they want a more “historical correct” movie. Because that is what made the original Mulan film good, not the wise cracking Eddie Murphy Dragon, best training song since Eye of the Tiger or comedy

[@williamcoletor8745]

"Even the horses look pissed off to be in this movie" I died 😂😂

[@98953812]

"To hell with this shit; I was a cow in the first film!"

[@svenwolfstrom7883]

Well it was either this or Brokeback Mountain and I hear those horses are still in therapy

[@skeletonbuyingpealts7134]

8:13

[@LadyOnikara]

@@98953812 As someone who lives in the country, I would NOT want to milk that kind of cow though.

[@arih5069]

@@skeletonbuyingpealts7134 8:11

[@killblock540]

Hey, in real life China was taken over by the Mongols for 100 years. Maybe this was a prequel to that.

[@hououinkyouma3864]

You don't get it do you? They had to follow their HEARTS.

[@anthonyoliva7191]

Hououin Kyouma Even if their hearts were outside of their bodies.

[@chrissonofpear1384]

I guess we're mean't to assume Mushu frightened the King into backing off war...

[@marakarthegreat]

I see a connection here....

[@lilacsunset9194]

Mhm *nods head*

[@milan190291]

Is Mulan like 800 years old since she fought both the huns and the Mongols?

[@rminkof]

Oh dear, really? The Huns did not even have much to do with China - they were united in fighting the Byzantines! So, in the live action movie she will be up against, what, Inuit?

[@victoriahaleyii2442]

Ian Dall It's believed the Hunnic People were forced out of there homeland by either another horde or the China of the time.

[@gokbay3057]

@@rminkof European Huns are a successor people to the Great/Asian Huns from modern day Mongolia (Great Hunnic Empire of Teoman and Mete Khan being considered the first Turkic state and the beginning of the Turkish Ground/Armed Forces) who later had to migrate west and became at least two distinct groups. The White Huns near Afghanistan/India and the much more famous European Huns of Atilla.

[@daneyal7162]

@@rminkof Knowing modern Disney? probably the PATRIARCHY...

[@jeremysalonga9999]

Mulan 3: The Opium Wars. The movie where Mushu becomes an opium druggie and Mulan has enough of it and starts a war against the opium, unbeknownst to how much the British are willing to do.

[@dinosaysrawr]

Oh, man, this sequel ENRAGED me both as someone who is interested in Chinese history and culture and as a fan of Mushu. GURL POWR and TRUE LOVE > the survival of an entire nation. Priorities!

[@Redmanticore]

in a meta way it would have been funny, refreshing to show, in a movie where modern women values were implemented back in the time, and everyone would have died because of it.

[@marvelstuff445]

*”Let’s get down to busi-“* “No General” “-ness....”

[@samwitherington8202]

That sums up the whole film.

[@brandonhea4394]

Like the father in Monty Python and the Holy Grail. "Stop that, Stop that were not doing that." "And No Singing!"

[@polipix_]

Good fucking job, you took a quote from the video and changed absolutely nothing about it

[@marvelstuff445]

@@polipix_ thanks for noticing. Now what were you planning on gaining from this shit reply?

[@skeletonbuyingpealts7134]

Yep, that's in the video

[@vm141789]

Zuko: "Did someone say *honor* ?"

[@kirara2516]

omg I was thinking the same thing. xD

[@funybirbman3813]

[Insert Azula's Zuko Impression, in the episode with the train tank here]

[@Deathpool_04]

HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT?!

[@gooseofwar5711]

“Nice Zuko costume but your scar is on the wrong side.”

[@LaNguyenBTong]

HONOR! HONOR! HONOR!

[@jrpludacrous]

"My duty is to my heart" Sounds like a line from Kingdom Hearts

[@chasehedges6775]

Kingdom Hearts has nothing on this.

[@ElijahPerryMedia]

Don't give nomura ideas

[@thespectaculargamernerd8114]

@@ElijahPerryMedia Big Hero 6 in 3 had a real cheesy line

[@SentientPotatoXIII]

I've been a kh fan since the first game and I can confirm that there are lines like this

[@KeybladeMasterAndy]

@@ElijahPerryMedia I think it's safe to say Mulan 2 won't be in KH.

[@jeremyneil1125]

Now that you did this movie, you should do Hunchback of Notre Dame 2

[@fabtrash]

Jeremy Neil i think he already did talk about it but couldn't go into depth

[@fabtrash]

so yeah it would be great !

[@Bubbsmaster]

NO! I would not wish that on my worst enemy!

[@Thatanoguy]

Yeah! Or Little Mermaid 2!

[@TheGenomario]

Oh boy that movie is a stinker

[@shika15]

Ming na wen, is a badass. She can actually do a number of martial arts. THEY MUST HAVE HELD AN RPG RIGHT UP TO HER FAMILY’S FACES TO GET HER TO COME BACK FOR THIS

[@MetalSonicReject]

“My duty is to my heart.” Man, no wonder Mulan was in Kingdom Hearts II.

[@Kari7]

Thankfully not this movie though.

[@AveryScarlet]

@@Kari7 trust me, a lot of us were scared they might include it for kh 3.... Thank heavens they didn't

[@afrog2666]

My duty is to shake my booty

[@Disneyfan82]

My duty is to my toilet.

[@dbert1024]

“My duty is in my heart!” It’s not a stupid line. She’s just prepping for her role in Kingdom Hearts 2.

[@RoronoaZoro-ur6hr]

Declan McKenna the Disney Universe was going to get destroyed regardless or not if Sora interfered with other worlds that aren’t his because of the fact that Xehanort was going to destroy the Disney Universe regardless of Sora helped them or not, so it only makes things better that Mulan having the same dialogue in Mulan 2 as Sora does all throughout the Kingdom Hearts video games.

[@soul6733]

@@RoronoaZoro-ur6hr With Kingdom Hearts at least it's cheesy in a laughable way and hearts are an actual plot points. Here we are supposed to take it fully serious.

[@jarosawsobinski1928]

What about her appearance in "Sophia the first"?

[@filmfangirls9163]

That takes places in the first movie.

[@annaleepena2790]

Declan McKenna Thank you for making my day

[@geardog24]

I'm guessing that one of the writers really hated Mushu, along with strong women.

[@pridefulnamelesshunter1145]

So a writer for the powerpuff girls remake

[@draxomega]

where'd you get the "strong women" thing?

[@andysee6996]

Don't act like any thought went into this. Mulan II was likely made by nobodies whose hastily scribbled first drafts were made into a movie because Disney wanted to save as much money as possible.

[@julianmarco4185]

Nah. This is pure disney movie, essentially a cash grab product.

[@victorpurificacao2855]

I relate to the hate mushu part

[@rowanator8]

“All those problems..they weren’t us; THEY WERE YOU!” No hun, you’re projecting. Honestly if that was all it took to break them up I’m p r e t t y sure they’re not right for each other. That’s literally my entire thought process throughout the whole movie. Plus Shang was right the entire time??? Like you’re risking millions of peoples lives so that these princesses can marry some men they met 3 days ago??? That most likely will get bored of them in a year at most.

[@pandoravex4791]

Not only that, but they are princesses. Now they married common men, so they won’t keep their titles and have to actually work for a living, something they’ve never done. They where complaining about pinchy shoes, which I guess might be an allusion to foot binding? Which I’m not sure of on there. But news flash a lot of women where subjected to that and also had to work the field! I’m so annoyed by this movie! I completely agree with you.

[@ileanarenoir9839]

I really loved Mulan 2 as a child. Mostly because of the games on the DVD but still.. Totally didn't realised it was that...That.

[@ileanarenoir9839]

@Michael Beld yes! There was also this one about not waking up someone in a tent.. Those games were real nice for DVD - features

[@thecoffeeshopat2am173]

You mean to tell me that the DVD had games?!

[@Crawlingdreams418]

@@thecoffeeshopat2am173 yes, not waking up shang, for example

[@hyperkitten2247]

same

[@shouayang6518]

Yep......me too

[@bilkrajackle161]

7:28 I see a Rat, a Bunny, and a Dragon in their shadows Maybe that's to show the sisters' Chinese Zodiac signs

[@damotoneko1500]

Subtle i guess but why would we need to know that?

[@dinodare1605]

I see a tepig.

[@bilkrajackle161]

@@damotoneko1500 I don't know. Maybe to show their age differences I guess😞

[@isobelmiller7464]

@@dinodare1605 Well, to be fair, all Fire starters in Pokemon are believed to be based on Chinese Zodiac signs.

[@canigetawater]

@@damotoneko1500 doesnt.. everyone know the chinese zodiacs? Or at least 3 of them?

[@MTTT19]

I have to agree with Doug on Mulan II. This DVD sequel made me angry all throughout the movie.

[@freedantheeternal]

Same. It wasn't just that the sequel missed the entire point of the first movie, its like the writer deliberately tried to go against everything the first movie said about courage and responsibility while also insulting it.

[@FF-tp7qs]

Not to mention trying to force modern ethics into a historic period with totally different standards

[@Iqbalx1]

Supposedly there was a third movie plan that was supposed to deal with the consequences of the second movie but i think Disney scrapped due to how dark it is

[@therealCrazyJake]

What will make you angrier is that this was actually released in theaters. I know, I went to see it when it came out.

[@freedantheeternal]

@@Iqbalx1 How dark? Not likely. Far more plausible they scrapped it because no one would bother seeing it after 2.

[@Cold-Blooded-Jay]

I almost ACTUALLY threw up when you showed the Mulan laughing clip, JESUS I FORGOT HOW HORRIBLE THE SEQUEL WAS.

[@rabbidcrazy787]

Was not even horrible

[@hannahmartin9705]

I thought the sequel was meh

[@samkresil6011]

I just rewatched Mulan ll for the first time and it really felt underwhelming and I didn't really care about much of it after hearing about so much negative backlash it recieved. I VERY nearly sold it away but i saved it only to give it another look since I've not watched it in a long time. But I don't even know if this was my guilty pleasure since I could bearly remember much of it after watching.

[@sleepingbeauty1629]

Honor on YOU Doug, honor on your cow, and honor on your WHOLE family!!!!! 😁👍

[@jarosawsobinski1928]

What about cricket?

[@Tommedian]

HONOR

[@TheTsugnawmi2010]

"My duty is to my heart" Leave that terrible line in Kingdom Hearts where you found it!

[@WorldWalker128]

"My duty is to my heart" ^proceeds to eat a meal from Mcdonalds and clog arteries^

[@SC4211]

Yeah how come that corny first grade storytelling bullshit gets rightfully panned here, but is hailed as fantastic and touching moments in KH? I love the games, but god damn does the writing range from corny to shitty.

[@48boltz15]

Wow, never realized how bad the second Mulan was.😐 Especially the ending.😑

[@scorpionqueen11]

My sister loves it to this day. I knew there was a reason I've been avoiding it.

[@damotoneko1500]

I knew it wasnt good but it's even worse than i thought. I liked the animation but there's plenty of flaws indeed.

[@shada0]

Anyone notice how our culture over hypes how amazing it would be to be a Princess, but every time a Princess is shown in media they hate their lives.

[@silverstarlightproductions1292]

So true on so many levels.

[@dinodare1605]

Being a princess doesn't sound too great from a more adult perspective. In more progressive societies you're prepared from birth to be a government official, and in traditional societies (what most Disney movies take place in) you are groomed to be sold or traded for diplomatic deals! Think about it, princesses were just bargaining chips! But little girls really want the title and status associated with it, as it comes with an awesome palace/castle and a walk-in closet filled with pretty, extravagant dresses. This isn't even an opinion, it's an empirical fact! Disney made MILLIONS off of dress and costume sales after Frozen alone!

[@pepsicrusader535]

Well to be perfectly honest if i had to be in literal actual medieval times being a princess would be nice sure i would probably be treated like shit by my husband but at least i wouldn't be drinking water filled with shit

[@gdz5352]

It be far better than being a peasant girl in the same time period

[@shada0]

@@gdz5352 But we're talking about fantasy, & they often don't show peasants having any worries.

[@aconfusedbuzzard526]

*sees Mulan II in 2015* *hates it and continues to hate it for 4 years* *sees Nostalgia Critic review on Mulan II in 2019* Aw yiss, destroy them Critic, DESTROY THEM ALL MUAHAHAHAHA!!!

[@s.l.thecoffeeaddict1657]

I never saw this. I don't plan too. Thank you for remembering, so we don't freaking have too.

[@jekblom123]

*to *to

[@Jack1994hoo]

God have you been spared.

[@s.l.thecoffeeaddict1657]

@@jekblom123 OH MY GOSH YOU'RE RIGHT.

[@EagleTimberWolf]

"Aren't there rules?" "Of course, right next to the rules about dressing up like a man and joining the army - by the way, you're still slated for execution." Nice reference to one of the not-so-nice endings from the original myth XD

[@blankblank1284]

It was not a myth, but a Ballad. The one I read she was accepted i to the army due to still being a good soldier. She was also called to the Palace and offered the chance to be his Concubine. Which is actually quite a high honor in China, as Chinese Concubines were much closer to actual wives then they were in the West

[@EagleTimberWolf]

@@blankblank1284 From what I recall, there were at least two different ending variations - the one you just described (although she committed suicide in that one) and one in which she was executed for impersonating a man. I *think* there might've been a third variant where she lived but my memory is a bit fuzzy on that.

[@blankblank1284]

@@EagleTimberWolf Mine is fuzzy too, it's been awhile.

[@blondbraid7986]

Actually, in the oldest version of the ballad, she simply goes home and then reveals to her most trusted comrades that she was a woman all along, with zero repercussions; en.wikisource.org/wiki/Translation:Ballad_of_Mulan It was only in the later versions that they added in the parts of her being chosen as a concubine and committing suicide or being executed. It seems that female characters aren't getting more progressive, the newer modern versions are simply reclaiming lost ground.

[@EagleTimberWolf]

@@blondbraid7986 Yup! That's the version I was thinking of where she survived XD Thanks for the reminder

[@joeywomer]

I loved how they censored out Critic saying "f**k you" by transitioning to a commercial break.

[@MrMariofan908]

I mean wouldn't you be pissed off If a dragon tried Sabotaging your marriage?

[@tendingsbrother7057]

I loved it to! 😂 11:20

[@jeb791]

Duty- a moral or legal obligation Heart- ones feelings or mood Duty of the heart- selfish

[@thegameknight8916]

It kinda depends, tbh.

[@Redmanticore]

oldschool european union: bunch of literal marriage unions of daughters in area of eu to be wed, so a peace was kept.

[@EmilyOSullivan66]

Anyone else notice that the mushu kids menu that popped up was in Japanese?

[@theturtwig50]

Yep!

[@nickeel8401]

“Oh no I’m Shang! Wait no, I’m just sad” Me: What’s the difference?

[@mr.misfit9514]

"My duty is to my heart" When the hell did this become kingdom hearts?

[@KazuhasKatana]

Sora must have taught mulan a thing or two before he left...

[@kingofnobody6698]

@@KazuhasKatana this is now my head cannon

[@Forgotten_Lore]

Technically, you could say she taught Sora since she came before him

[@KazuhasKatana]

@@Forgotten_Lore that makes no sense. Doesn't matter who came first or which is oldet. They are from 2 different worlds. And when sora left her world, he obviously said something about hearts. And nothing will convince me otherwise.

[@alexjewett7455]

When the writers got a lobotomy.

[@BudokaiTH]

DISHONOR! DISHONOR ON YOUR COMPANY, DISNEY!- Make a not of this! DISHONOR ON YOU! DISHONOR ON THIS MOVIE! DISHONOR ON YOU'RE DEAL WITH THE RIGHTS TO SPIDER-MAN WITH SONY!

[@jessiebeck8891]

DISHONOR ON MARIO NOT BEING IN THE WRECK-IT RALPH FRANCHISE!

[@98953812]

DISHONOR FOR ALL THE LIVE ACTION REMAKES!!

[@BudokaiTH]

@@98953812 Well, there are a few(only 2)exceptions, but YEAH!

[@Ghostlyking-tc3vu]

Dishonor Sony, dishonor on the Ken panders for ruining Archie sonic comics

[@yoga_bear.]

DISHONOR ON KINGDOM HEART 3. YEA I SAID IT.

[@moxxiedemongamer3019]

4:18 Mushu without Eddie Murphy is like The Genie without Robin Williams it just doesn't work and it's just NOT FUNNY

[@Seanidor]

I thought the Homer Simpson Genie was okay. Actually, I didn't really even notice that they changed the voice actor in the second movie... when I was a kid. Now it's pretty obvious but still, he wasn't 'too' bad.

[@mania4270]

Too bad will Smith genie was better lol

[@diegodubber2140]

@@Seanidor Coincidentally, in the Italian dub for Mulan 2, Mushu was voiced by the guy who played Homer Simpson in Italian: the late Tonino Accolla.

[@HORRIOR1]

Pretty sure the Mongols won that war… historically speaking.

[@inaciostudiosmedia229]

Clearly because the writers made the premise feel like it's all over the place.

[@gaminggoof1542]

Really? Because China is like the biggest and most populated country, period at least nowadays

[@alucard347]

@@gaminggoof1542 Ever heard the name Genghis Khan? Yeah.

[@murphyjack90]

Eventually. Took some sixty plus years tho.

[@alucard347]

@Harris Andon Fu Doesn't really contradict my statement. He claimed he have a disbelief over the mongols capability of conquering china, so I reminded him about that time the Mongols conquered china.

[@Haterator]

*NC: "Guys! Guys! Igot it, I got it! And then Mulan said, "not bad.... is good!"* *Caption: WE CONQUERED WRITING!* Simply genius! I laughed pretty damn hard at this one.

[@w.centerprisesbluestar8603]

What is the song on that?

[@samkresil6011]

@@w.centerprisesbluestar8603 I wondered as well.

[@thechudster088]

One of my favorite NC moments

[@lostanimeworld11]

Did you blow out your mic while making this video as well?

[@MALEMization]

Meanwhile, Dante Basco is still searching for his HONOR!

[@brendanforester4601]

*HONOR!* 🔥 *HONOR!!* 🔥🔥 *HONOR!!!* 🔥🔥🔥

[@The1Dragonprincess]

MALEMization Zuko: HONNNOOOORRRR!!!!

[@randomcringeyyoutuber6750]

Meanwhile, avatar is getting its fourth season told through comics

[@mintbrisk5961]

MALEMization Isn’t he the new ruler of the fire nation?

[@randomcringeyyoutuber6750]

@@mintbrisk5961 yes

[@SCO23]

The little mermaid 2 was a better sequel than this, though Ariel's neck streching out was creepy.

[@jarosawsobinski1928]

You know what would be a better plot for the sequel? Ariel trying to adjust to life on the surface. Yeah, that bird was killed really fast.

[@robbiewalker2831]

Jarosław Sobiński instead, we get Ariel being a hypocrite!

[@jarosawsobinski1928]

@@robbiewalker2831 Not to mention when she FINALLY decided to tell her daughter everything...whoops, Melody already went on an adventure. They could have avoided that plot. Even the ending of the first movie is ludicrous in hindsight. Ariel was 16, she didn't fall in love in Eric, she had a crush. It's "Twilight" before Twilight. She only saw a handsome face, no info on how he behaved. Her "crush" would have faded. Also that "intelligent" bird. Little Mermaid would definitely attack him for telling her bullshit.

[@akiramakara2062]

Listen, I know people shit on that movie, but it made a hell of a lot more sense than the first Little Mermaid. Like, Melody wanting to be in the ocean actually because she's fucking part fish is sound reasoning. Ariel wanted to get on land to get dick. Wtf. The villain sat there and sang a song about how she was gonna fuck up her life and she still did it???

[@DegrassiObssessedFan]

This got better animation (mostly) though which is just insulting

[@generalobiwankenobi8265]

When Mulan was laughing, I instant thought that laugh was exactly the same thing going through Anakin’s head during the younglings scene.

[@maryaquino4375]

DAMN

[@matheusmariani3108]

General Kenobi!

[@toesniffer4954]

The Mulan world in kingdom hearts 2 is better than this whole movie.

[@leosolcanonizado4065]

Kellen Ward I dare say this is better than the conclusion of KH3.

[@kats873]

Kellen Ward That was one of my favorite levels and they combined move was awesome.

[@chrisdaughen5257]

@@leosolcanonizado4065 Can we argue about KH3 AFTER ReMind? It'll probably still suck, but at least Nomura won't have any more excuses after it comes out! .... until Verum Rex......in 2025

[@TheZorginator1]

You mean Master Form grind world?

[@kats873]

@@TheZorginator1 No the friend move you perform with Mulan where at the end fireballs fall from the sky.

[@jarosawsobinski1928]

Mulan 2 was very awful. They made Mushu an asshole. In the first movie, he worked for his own ends at first, byt he didn't outed Mulan to other soldiers.

[@Thesunmaid]

The weird thing is I would totally watch Marty and Doc Brown if they had a cooking show.

[@chapablo]

"Marty! If we don't cook the wine reduction and stir it constantly under low temperature the consequences could be DISASTROUS!!!"

[@filmfangirls9163]

Me too 😂

[@schlanvlcoredude9438]

MC: the live action remake can’t be worse than this Me: we’ll see critic, we’ll see

[@dorkfish1275]

@Philip Good your comment aged like liquid oxygen in 90-degree heat

[@luongmaihunggia]

Is that... A STAR WARS THE FORCE AWAKENS REFERENCE?

[@thefantasticretroreviewer3941]

I can see why everyone hates this film. But the animation looked decent.

[@patax144]

compared to other Disney sequels it sure did, this and th Brother bear sequel have amazing animations for a dvd sequel

[@MegaAnimationFan]

@@patax144 I'd add Lion King 1 1/2 and Tarzan 2 to that list. Those looked damn near close to identical to the first films

[@thefantasticretroreviewer3941]

@@MegaAnimationFan You do mean the animation as well, right?

[@MegaAnimationFan]

@@thefantasticretroreviewer3941 That's what I said, the films LOOKED identical to the originals. Meaning they had very similar animation

[@DrKFC69]

Dexter The Nostalgia Toonster the animation in this movie looks good, but the style and movements of it just doesn’t fit.

[@ECL28E]

Mulan: ♪China is whole, again♪ Mulan 2: ♪Then it broke, again♪

[@mitchellposner4837]

R/unexpectedbillwurtz

[@AquaLantern]

But at least we can take comfort in TURKEY, TURKEY MAKES A BRAND NEW TURKEY!

[@Vacxy]

Critic: "There is no way it can possibly be worse than this." Disney: Hold my beer.

[@adiveler]

What is worse than a movie which teaches children that love is more important than any critical duty?

[@ghastly_12]

Unraveler A live action version.

[@xelarande333]

@@adiveler A movie that looks like it was animated by Dingo Pictures. I'm watching you, Hunchback of Notres-Dâmes II.

[@thing1thing2themediamaniac43]

The trailer for THE MULAN DISNEY REMAKE LOOKS SO FUCKING BORING

[@thing1thing2themediamaniac43]

@@xelarande333 I'd say THE HUNCHBACK OF NOTREDAME II looks more like it was animated by GOODTIMES or GOLDEN FILMS

[@Rantandum]

The "follow your heart" message is so poorly handled, it actually makes me feel GUILTY to be a fan of Kingdom Hearts.

[@RaikanGinro]

But kingdom hearts have keyblades

[@sorceressoftheoceanandstar2526]

Actually I honestly think Kingdom Hearts handled it better. This movie was just...disappointing.

[@dikastederook6380]

Xehanort should have destroyed this world instead of the Land of the Departure.

[@AzLolFun]

That bit of Mulan's evil laugh at 3:45 has me in TEARS 😂😂

[@RenlinkMorales]

Same here lol man

[@inaciostudiosmedia229]

Not to mention the crosseyed expression for some reason grabbed my attention as the camera from the NC zooms in on Mulan. I get the feeling that the expressions in this movie almost feels like Cans Without Labels.

[@daneyal7162]

Also, by the way she looks around, it looks like she plans on eating all these children...

[@leviedds9354]

She looked stressed to teach those kids so much, she is laughing with insanity. And gonna cry in the bathtub when she gets home and be like, ”WTF am I doing with my life!!!!?”

[@a20000211]

"I have two nasty words for you, F... " NC theme

[@dnmstarsi]

@Jacob Price Not really. Doug doesn't wanna use f-bombs anymore. At least not as much in the show given that he no longer relies on that.

[@GLIEPNIR]

The funny thing is there's always been an ad in there... In all previous videos... But for this one, apparently it wasn't worth it... Not in the middle at least...

[@tokuwriter2872]

Nostalgia critic is two words

[@kbomb234]

Ok, calling Shang's horse Aragorn's Uber driver is the best title for horses *ever*

[@ryanhowe6543]

"I'd rather talk to Gurgy. YEAH, I SAID IT!" I just love that

[@Ianvs_Maximvs]

A single line in this film from the matchmaker sums up the whole thing: *ahem* "COME BACK WHEN YOU GET PERSONALITIES!"

[@Princessesareevil]

@Ianvs_Maximvs fr fr they don't deserve any women and every princess always marries the wrong men

[@isaacmartinez6904]

Mulan is the best. But Mulan II, now that's a problem.

[@nicktechnubyte1184]

Isaac Martinez Chavez still better than pocahontas 2!

[@thefantasticretroreviewer3941]

@@nicktechnubyte1184 Is it WWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYY worse?

[@jessiebeck8891]

At least the sequel isn't canon.

[@TheAngelmisa]

Nick Technubyte I actually like pochahontas 2 but I didn't like mulan 2........I didn't like that Mushu turned into a jerk in mulan 2

[@WWEXXLQ]

Knowing the history, and what Mongols did to china this movie becomes 100 times funnier and scarier at the same time

[@jaredhouseholder1979]

Got a quick recap for the uninformed?

[@rohamcsigusz]

@@jaredhouseholder1979 mongols conquered china

[@gracekim1998]

Ceyhun Seferov oh.... so the princesses not marrying who they were supposed to for the sake of the alliance caused this version of China to be conquered 😅

[@chrissonofpear1384]

Unless Mushu somehow frightened the the ruler out of declaring war...

[@WorldWalker128]

@@gracekim1998 Yep, pretty much. Which is one of the reasons that the advice of "Always follow your heart" is really BAD advice unless you just don't give a shit about other people, which makes you kinda arrogant and narcissistic. Which explains a lot of the "movements" cropping up over the last decade given how many children's and teen's cartoons gave that EXACT advice time and time again throughout their running.

[@SMG2fanatic]

Watching this as a kid, the conflict between mulan, Shane, and mushu was insufferable. I actually enjoyed the guys and the princesses getting together quite a bit though.

[@7Marx7]

"Come what may with the live-action remake, I'm just gonna call it: There is no way it can possibly be worse than this." Critic, you underestimate just how good people are at making bad products.

[@bearsayshet710]

I mean this is most likely the Canonical ending because Genghis Khan kind of completely decimated china

[@dangurney1042]

As bad as this movie is, I still say Hunchback of Notre Dame II is the worst of the Disney sequels!

[@adrianmedeiros8431]

Belle's Magical world. 'nuff said

[@lordoffrogs6786]

Beauty and the beast 3 is much worse

[@kentalacrucia]

I mean, I’m not gonna say you’re wrong

[@AndreNitroX]

In animation yes, but I will admit I enjoyed the romance in that one better than in this one

[@lucyheartfilia9077]

Dan Gurney I’m sure you haven’t seen Pocahontas 2

[@yumibebestgirl9719]

"There's no way the live action remake can be worse than this." Oh if I had a nickel for every time that quote didn't age well, I'd have enough to feed all of China.

[@alfredhinton9962]

Just another sequel that is worse than the original. In this case WAY WORSE!

[@zachscarbrough2727]

Not hunchback 2 bad, but an extremely close second.

[@TheMightyBattleSquid]

Mulan II vs. Mulan I or this video vs. the disneycember version?

[@TheAngelmisa]

Alfred Hinton I like disney's 1998 mulan film in my opinion. But I don't like Mulan 2

[@megancattel]

Thank you for articulating why I HATED Brave when I saw it in theaters.

[@alphadoughnut2651]

You know it is going to be good when the last time he reviewed this movie he blew out the mic.

[@4megapete]

Wait, he seriously did that😅😂

[@trixxartarchive7705]

I love the original movie and this movie is soo offensive.

[@thefantasticretroreviewer3941]

How offensive is it?

[@trixxartarchive7705]

@@thefantasticretroreviewer3941 really offensive like I recently watched on Disney + and I really hated it the only thing I like where the three princess getting with the army guys I thought that was pretty cute and I guess the animation was fine but for some reason that makes it even worst.

[@thefantasticretroreviewer3941]

@@trixxartarchive7705 Okay, now I see why

[@trixxartarchive7705]

@@thefantasticretroreviewer3941 yeah I didn't mean that it was like personal offensive.

[@thefantasticretroreviewer3941]

@@trixxartarchive7705 So you didn't really mean its offensive, that is just another way of saying how terrible Mulan 2 is. That kind of makes sense to me or something.

[@madmadhatter]

“Chinese buffet kids menu...” Proceeds to show a Japanese kids menu.

[@AllenShircliff]

Agreed

[@dsproductions19]

@Surya Singh While the Japanese writing system does borrow Chinese characters, they have their own 'alphabet'-type system (2, technically). Generally, if most of the characters are written with just 1 or 2 lines (like counting pen strokes), then it's probably Japanese. Also, Japan uses English words much more often than China, mainly due to it being a mandatory second language, so that's another hint.

[@AK-Drakoin]

@Surya Singh you would think that they made sure to actually get it right since it is someone's culture and they are two separate cultures. Might just be a little bit disrespectful including because he took the time to edit it in.

[@larsatticus6807]

@JoeRingo118 One could Google it, especially since it's cheap anyway. Or an element of self-awareness would have made the joke funnier instead of seeming like minimal effort.

[@larsatticus6807]

@JoeRingo118 It seems based on this thread that to those who notice it detracted from the joke, this defeating the purpose. I'm not trying to talk about racism, I'm just saying that an extra two seconds would have made it less distracting for those who notice. Sure it's not the end of the world, but the point is there.

[@sucons4254]

In history, The mongols did invaded China. So, maybe that's why the movie ended that way.

[@oss956]

At least they got married before their inevitable murder

[@sharp52092]

Yeah, even back when this came out, I didn't like it. And now we know why the Mongols conquered China.

[@mochacino6198]

"There's no way the live action remake can be any worse!" Disney, 2019: Hold my beer

[@e.e.-tv1683]

Mulan II, DISHONOR on YOU, DISHONOR on your family, DISHONOR on your COW 🐄, DISHONOR!!!!

[@dummyslime7893]

"There's no way the live-action version can be worse than this". Nope, just probably more bland.

[@klimmr]

Which would you rather drink? Flavorless water or a blended drink of the most painful hot peppers?

[@AndreNitroX]

Well from what I can tell they will be focusing on the action, so this is the one remake that I might give a chance. Definitely not lady and the tramp remake

[@TeruteruBozusama]

The one in the role of Mulan supports the police in Hong Kong...

[@Megaproductions302]

AndreNitro X1000 you mean focusing on the true story of Mulan.

[@jorionedwards]

@@klimmr At least I can look back at the hot pepper drink and joke about how stupid l was.

[@kilroy1365]

It's like someone looked at escort quests and thought "hey, that would be a great movie!"

[@potmeetkettle]

@Nicholas Oldick BRUH WHY DIDN'T I NOTICE THAT THIS IS AN ESCORT QUEST!!!!

[@98953812]

But this could've been an action packed escort work. Travelling from kingdom to kingdom during these times was very dangerous; bandits, raiders and even assassins were very frequent.

[@if7723]

@@98953812 Yeah, just have them start with a company or 3, engage with a raiding party where they break off from the group with the cast we have in the transport leaving some no name to lead the forces in defense while they retreat (thus giving the princesses a view of these being their personal heros and giving that some weight), and play it out with a lot more of our leads actually having a fight about it more than about breath.

[@naomistarlight6178]

I'd watch a Back to the Future sequel that was a cooking show.

[@anubusx]

I wouldn't mind seeing a Doc Brown and Marty cooking show.

[@strohhutxP]

it'd be Doc doing all the over-complicated work with onions and a kitchen sink turned into a microwave and Marty being all confused about every single step.

[@Synnystershy]

As long as it's like Hell's Kitchen. I'd watch it.

[@chrissonofpear1384]

Sounds heavy...

[@LilyZerep]

Right? I'm down for watching Doc and Marty on a cooking show 😁🍿

[@Synnystershy]

@@chrissonofpear1384 Weights got nothing to do with it

[@daniellado2523]

I remember when they said there was going to be a Mulan 2, I was hoping for bigger war scenes. Then when I heard it was straight to VHS my hopes blew up just like Shan Yu.

[@yepthatisme4369]

Daniel Lado to soon

[@therealCrazyJake]

Daniel Lado it was released in theaters, actually. I know, because I went to see it.

[@eugeneketaminekrebs3403]

therealCrazyJake: Sure it wasn’t the first movie? What country are you from?(Cause it wasn’t released in theaters in the United States.)

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Brings up Mushu is a bad Chinese menu mascot.. *Shows a Japanese menu*

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James Fletcher that’s how bad the menu at the Chinese restaurant is

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@@alexrodriguez4643 Good point!