"MUSEUMS ARE BORING..." - Jim Gaffigan Stand up (QUALITY TIME)

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Jim Gaffigan is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer and producer. He presently has 5 stand up specials on Netflix and 2 on Amazon Prime Video. He wrote 2 New York Times Best Sellers DAD IS FAT and FOOD: A Love Story He co-created and starred in a tv series based on his life called The Jim Gaffigan Show. He has appeared in numerous TV shows and films in both comedic and dramatic roles.

[@unconventionalgaming1621]

I love the way he said "The poor people may look at my art." It was perfect! Jim is fantastic!

[@Volfemulx]

That was much better than going to a museum.

[@moorty708]

Why don’t they have audio guides written by comedians in museums?))

[@roguesheep3083]

I could relate to: "Don't touch anything." "I wasn't gonna. Now I kinda wanna." 😄

[@johnvanegmond1812]

40+ years ago as a kid, I saw a sign in a public building that actually forbade spitting on the floor. Yeah, you do know what I did the first time nobody was looking. Never even considered it before reading the sign. I raised 3 boys and a girl. My wife would tell them not to touch stuff. They would. I'd tell them to hook their thumbs in their pockets. They didn't touch stuff. They would lean in really close to look but they wouldn't touch. ;)

[@shelfcloud487]

I find myself binging on Jim Gaffigan a lot lately.

[@MrKingvenom77]

Same

[@footballmadmen156]

Me too

[@richardhelder9521]

Yes. Good distraction during a terrible time.

[@klimtkahlo]

I am annoyed there are not enough videos.

[@scoot88]

Everyday during lockdown

[@sp0228]

I'd like his "rich man" voice as my vehicle's navigation voice "Turn left here, you peasant!"

[@Global00Vintage]

As an art historian and lover of museums, I can tell you this is all true.

[@moorty708]

Haha, why don’t they make audio guides written by comedians?)

[@hypnagogia]

I can't stop watching Jim Gaffigan videos. Such a great comedian.

[@juicymiss87]

"Here's our boat that couldn't float, this is why we make furniture" 🤣🤣

[@JPMJPM]

This material never gets old. I almost didn’t click on it because I’d heard it before at least twice, but once again, here I am grinning ear to ear. Thanks, Jim! 😂😂😂

[@jimgaffigan]

thanks JP

[@thiranrupasinghe8326]

I was waiting for that "How many museum jokes this guy gonna do" ..

[@yenh1144]

Thiran Rupasinghe right lol that’s such a cop out

[@HiVizCamo]

That's actually a bacon reference you know.

[@jacobbragg1032]

Lol

[@SYDNEYKMASON]

😂

[@feliciataylor3772]

Me too. I also was waiting for him to say, "what museum are you in?"

[@Kg-pv6vm]

He never stops Making me laugh ..omg love him👍

[@scottlasley4593]

"The poor people may look at my art!" Hahaha. I hear that voice all the time now... Haha

[@lareneandpipsqueeksully]

I was raised with a great funny bone! My father while on his death be laughed and joked with us! It was awesome to watch and learn! My father will always be my best friend! You Jim are a true treasure to America! Thank you!

[@johnvanegmond1812]

Cheers to your dad! My dad was too. He was in hospice for 5 days. People would come in all somber. They would leave grinning. :)

[@peejay4606]

Quality Time is hands down my most favorite 'go to' show. I laugh and cry every time.😆👍

[@thisisshaun1]

Thank you Jim for the continual laughter, you truly are a blessing

[@sirtalkalotdoolittle]

You make Ann Frank jokes funny but respectful. She is never the butt of the joke, it's the rest of us. That is awesome on so many levels, most of all because it's just plain funny.

[@johnwhisnant2836]

The Vasa museum was the most interesting museum I have ever been too. Perfect execution of the story and beautifully displayed.

[@moorty708]

And would be cool to have some of these comedians make audio guides for them 😂

[@aldunlop4622]

Yeah I’ve been there, amazing.

[@naoer851]

I love it when Jim always ends it with a food joke. Genius!

[@tes-uu9sf]

"I find it hard to leave art museums...Mainly, because I can't find the exits".

[@lemeilleur92]

Thank you Mr. Gaffigan.

[@vandyke3345]

"Heeeres our boat that didn't float!"

[@haranguemeringue8957]

That was a pretty good impression of Da Vinci, Gaffigan. 😂😬

[@dannyjacobs6734]

6:20 "hit the subscribe button!" Uh, if I do, how often to I have to come here?😉

[@amandataylor6434]

I love your humor. Thank you for continuing in your craft.

[@mark10601]

‘Is that your nephew Eddie?’ Hahaha

[@CoolITTrends]

Such an insanely talented comedian. Wish I could subscribe multiple times. Thank you sir for entertaining us during such difficult times.

[@ChristmasCrybaby]

"forgery happening mid forge" lmao didn't get the response it deserved but still grand. Cheers, mate!

[@sonyalenz]

In time, I will watch all your videos! They bring me joy! Thank you for YOU!

[@vjohnson6464]

Thank God you can listen to the same one many times and still laugh like it's the first. That's a genius of comedy especially at this time. Thank you Jim!!

[@deborahcorrigan613]

Love Jim gaffigan. Went to see him perform in Tampa. Hope he returns! Funny funny funny!

[@DefenderofFuture]

“Have you seen Halle Berry? Hell, have you seen Chuck Berry?” 🤣

[@questionMark4443]

Thanks for reminding us to be human is to see the funny in ourselves and to be grateful for it. Your one of the best!

[@MarkAsselin]

Jim, you're a blessing. Thanks for making us laugh.

[@viktor9988]

My favourite comedian joking about the Vasa ship? Amazing!

[@brodyharris7631]

🤣🤣🤣. Would you like to become a member? Umm. How many times would I have to come here? ...thanks for curing me with laughter

[@socalastarte6727]

Laughed out loud no less than 5 times. " I thought it was Anne's Frank house and was looking forward to an Amsterdam Dog." Nearly fell down.

[@jarellgaddy8587]

Laughed out loud no more than 0 times

[@rosalindfeldenkrais8786]

Very funny and talented. Love the super posh British accent and all the other voices especially the critical lady!

[@Itzmonday1]

I just came across this an I can’t stop watching now His different voices he does are so funny 😂

[@416loren]

I work in a museum. This is who visits. From now on, I'm going to tell people that if they buy a membership, they don't have to come back.

[@SteveMartinShort]

I cant wait to see what he names his next special and how long it will take for him to get in the groove of writing again

[@brodyharris7631]

Something tells me he has something genius in the works after all the experience of quarantine. Gonna be awesome!

[@DursunX]

how did you comment 15hrs ago on a video that was upped 2 hours ago? 🤔 witchcraft?

[@ChristopherTrimble]

@@DursunX I know right!

[@i_n_c_r_y_p_t_o]

@@DursunX If you're subscribed to this channel every day videos get announced before they're released and you can come in and comment on them if you want. Most of them are rereleases of material so some people know what's coming up.

[@DursunX]

@@i_n_c_r_y_p_t_o t.y. makes perfect sense! 👍🏼 i just subscribed tonight.. so i guess i too will be commenting 15hrs in advance next time 😆

[@taputechnic]

His rich-guy voice is great. If someone needs to be cast as the next Thurston B. Howell, I nominate Jim.

[@FriendofDorothy]

..and that is the art of stand-up comedy... thanks for the laughs, this one was great!

[@rarah73]

Sir you are funny! Thank you for sharing your gift. It's so good to laugh when the world seems to want you to cry.

[@mollyhannah2003]

Even before Corona I always thought kids' museums were petri dishes, along with bowling alleys. Oh, yeah, you already covered that.

[@annala2956]

All the fake food in the Children's museums grocery stores. How many mouths are they in per hour? Ewwwwww! And there are hand-sanitizer dispensers every 3 feet. I don't think those are making a post-Corona comeback.

[@patrickf.4440]

Good routine. Having worked in museums in Chicago for 29 years (now retired) and seeing how they have been increasingly pushing for "Hands-On" exhibits, it will be interesting to see how much the Pandemic changes that. Pat in Chicago

[@nichole8609]

Jim Gaffigan would be the best person to take to a snooty art gallery to be able to see art in a different perspective 😂

[@moorty708]

Haha, I wish they have these museum audio guides written by comedians 😊

[@rudeboymon3177]

Love his clean humor

[@matt5415]

That water cooler line applies the Museum of Science and Industry in Chicago. You kind of follow along the exhibits until you hit the water fountain. Kids line up for the museum water fountain. Once my wife was pissed because there was no water fountain. We had to retrace our steps to find the water fountain because she was getting dehydrated in the 68 degree museum.

[@stevenhandley7465]

My favorite part of art museums is leaving..😀 Thanks for the Laughs Jim Keep the Videos coming !!!

[@moorty708]

Yeah, I bet if these comedians record audio guides - more people would love to go to museums? 😊

[@Jman76533]

Jim.... you are the man. Nuff said

[@Hellyeah88833]

Thank you for the laugh ..I needed it ..a new special soon I hope ..I never miss an upload of standup and I love ..Let's get cooking watch with my 4 kids🙂

[@novaspires]

It's like Disneyland for kids, only they're the adults!

[@almostarma]

Hot Pocket diarrhea pocket!!

[@novaspires]

@@almostarma Instructions: 1) Take out of box 2) Place Directly in toilet 3) Enjoy the next NASCAR event.

[@linshanhsiang]

Oh no Jim you called Leonardo "Da Vinci!". Like if I called you "Mr. Indianan." Dan Brown has so much to answer for....

[@robertlangley258]

It’s so funny, the things he says about museums I actually have thought as I’m walking through them and art galleries I nearly coughed up my coffee. This is spot on and funny as can be, great comedian ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

[@moorty708]

Yeah, wish they have more of these audio guides written by comedians))

[@dougjohnson8367]

Saw you here in Pocatello Idaho a couple years back! You roasted us for our theatre named "The Big D" haha! Love love

[@SomeCanine]

LOL that was the best noble voice

[@mlsaulnier]

"Anne Frank Hot Dog House - waiting to get myself a dog." HIlarious. Extra mayo, being in Holland and all.

[@linshanhsiang]

Why? Did you think mayonnaise was Dutch? Because it's not.

[@mlsaulnier]

@@linshanhsiang People don't put ketchup on fries there, they put mayo. And, I know it's not Dutch.

[@rayyanzilani7755]

I love your jokes I can see ur episode’s for hours it’s fantastic

[@Buzzygirl63]

I love museums, but art museums just kinda go above my head. I am such a non-artist that I feel like a fish looking at a nuclear submarine when I'm in an art museum...

[@moorty708]

What if there was a whole fun audio guide written and narrated by him? Would you go?))

[@EJofLA]

"Does it have video games?" It's times like that I'm glad I didn't have kids lol. Another amazing set thanks Jim!

[@kbcecc]

Anne's Frank House LOL...I love you Jim

[@indracaponious]

Jim, you say what most of us are thinking and terrifying that someone else out there thinks the way I do. You're the best man!

[@Shiiinny]

I enjoy your work. Thank you!

[@HousBinPhartiin]

You're awesome, Jim! Keep it up!

[@helveticalouie]

I love museums 😻but I also know I'll love this 😂

[@moorty708]

I want him to make a whole museum audio guide. Would you go to a museum like that? 😊

[@ericcohen671]

The Vasa Museum is a treasure. Went down in 1628 and the related controversies are still amazing. And there is more than one ship there. The SS Sankt Erik is there, and a great place to accidentally lose some of those kids. There is nothing off limit on the Sankt Erik - so cool.

[@TheFeelButton]

Oooo...the small town museums are the toughest! Cheers!!

[@karenskowronski4506]

You are the best dad!!!

[@stevensgilmour4085]

You are so funny, Jim!! I laugh at your every line!! You make my work out go by so fast As I listen and laugh. Thank you God bless you and your beautiful wife and kids. Mary

[@CanItAlready]

The Billy Jo-el callback caught me off guard. 🤣

[@MichaelBarrett1984]

I didn’t get the link with Van Gogh ...

[@saatanapaskapilluvit]

His rich painting guy voice is great.

[@smaakjeks]

Almost as good as his homeless guy scowl

[@billydee4272]

Pretty sure that’s the voice of Water Chestnut III

[@KFrost-fx7dt]

Holy cow I love Jim Gaffigan's son now.

[@billlozier5551]

Jim with his gentle demeanor and insight into family & life reminds me of the folk singer Burl Ives. Looks a bit like him too.

[@oneshotme]

Enjoyed your video and gave it a Thumbs Up

[@coleengoodell3550]

Stay strong and stay sane. 😁

[@resurgensix]

See "American Dreamer" and see JG's range. Suprising! He blew me away portraying the opposite of who we like to see him as.

[@tomwilliams8675]

Thanks Jim. You are definitely my favorite comic, sure you can move in. Bring the whole famdamly I'm sure they could use a break from the city too. Your friend from Syracuse New York 😊👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

[@ashleythibault5434]

I saw him live up in Montclair, NJ one year. Best time of my life!!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@miaem9167]

JG killin it as usual.....

[@amber5056]

thank God for you and your family JIM G

[@MrImASkeleton]

Hey Jim! The Vasa ship was actually built by a guy of dutch ancestry according to dutch tradition. So they were not only ugly, but lousy constructors as well.

[@kabouterwesley83]

True. It sunk because it was way too heavy. It had two decks of canons instead of one.

[@garybaker5332]

Hey Jim, you’re a funny guy. That’s it you’re just funny😂.

[@jazzisforpainting4928]

Jim rocks!😎

[@ThePHYL]

When my granddaughter graduated from university, I might add summa cum laude, she got grand tour of Europe....loved it....she hated France, she said all there are is museums, but learned that art is boring, she loved Italy though, I think it was the food she liked...

[@tumsfestival]

It's sad the Anne Frank House would have a Google rating that low. It's even sadder the last Blockbuster Video store in Bend, OR has a Google rating of 4.9.

[@sonicatedvesper]

Approx. 7 more hours to go. It's like spending a day at the museum.

[@DeathBYDesign666]

I did what you said... I hit the subscribe button, but I don't understand why you wanted me to hit it. Now my screen is broken and I have glass in my knuckles. Thanks funny man! Real funny! I need to stop being so literal.

[@miat8264]

Yoko Ono had a display at our local art museum with a make shift curtain separating it. I got in trouble for looking behind this curtain. (SHRUG)

[@368fan4]

Six out of Seven Dwarfs aren`t Happy

[@wilclark2272]

Those other six guys have a chick in the woods..., I'd say at least a couple of them are kinda' happy. LoL

[@michaelbme1983]

Jim Gaffigan makes me laugh again.

[@aaronlbuchanan9861]

Thanks for the video Jim, i really didn't mind subscribing. There's no need to threaten me.

[@jujijime]

"Anne's Frank House" 🤣🤣🤣🌭

[@LearningSpanishwithDrL]

What a funny guy!

[@julz9378]

gaff is my celebrity crush.

[@D-Man_Jam]

I love museums.

[@moistheathen148]

1:40 Anytime anyone tells me not to do anything, that is what runs through my head. I can't even pretend I'm interested in art museums the first time. Also, you can't move in with me. I'm 17, and I live with my parents, and I don't have a job, because the virus convinced me not to hand in my application.

[@bukiwengudu]

I love your work. 😂😂😂😂

[@silverstrike6048]

I'd love to build a museum to commemorate all the great museums I've been to. Oh never mind, I have all those souvenirs already. What was I thinking.

[@markgray5059]

I can believe I'm late here 😭😭😭 time to bing

[@daxroger3075]

Thanks Jim.

[@johnjamesleahy4065]

i laughed before the anne frank punchline cause it was already funny to me

[@elbowomar2430]

You Sick sick man you are so right.