Music & Dance | Stand Up Comedy by Karunesh Talwar (2024)

Jokes about why I don't like most music and all dance. Thanks for watching!
India Tour 2024 & UK/Europe 2025 tickets - linktr.ee/karuneshtalwarlive
#KaruneshTalwar #standupcomedy #hindicomedy #bollywoodsongs

[@ArijeetSarkar7]

He danced, he sang and he did comedy, what a performer 🙌🏻

[@isumanaroy]

Truly agree

[@rutvikpatel1021]

Loo o😅oooku​@@isumanaroy

[@bantaibaman5662]

So okay, Karunesh is a full blown singer. I hate it when folks I relate to turn out to be so talented.

[@saimsajid123]

he was in a band as a vocal lol

[@Sydb79]

I thought he was in a heavy metal band or something right

[@sahilpatil2992]

he has sung in AIB videos

[@amitsajjan766]

Dancer 😂😂😂

[@abishekrajpandey8691]

Famous aur rich hojao..log hagga huwa bhi wah wah karke kha lenge

[@Srvdeka]

Tickets leke toh dekh nahi paya, but this video deserves millions of views. What a comeback. Thank you for "Pehla Nasha", very relatable. Reminded me of my college days ❤

[@piyush9279]

200rs ki ticket h iski?

[@fireburstar1509]

Bhai mok o olop di poisa ,lage ,olop enjoy koribo lagsil ,100 taka dibi na😂

[@kritarthagautam3282]

Nedau😂

[@vedant8606]

man, guy doesn’t even know but he saved my life today with this video. hadn’t been feeling the best lately, leading up to thoughts which aren’t ideal, tried watching random videos to distract me, wasn’t working. but this video genuinely pulled me out of my thoughts abt ending my life without me having to force a laugh, he effortlessly made me laugh and feel happy. thanks man, gonna remember you forever.

[@eshansarda1561]

take care brother, stay strong!

[@relaxationpositivity7485]

Be strong vedant this shall pass too

[@jaysaspara9479]

Hi, brother! It takes a lot of courage to open up like this. I'm really glad this video could bring you some comfort and laughter. Please remember that there are people who care and resources available to help, even when it might not feel like it. Your life is important and your happiness matters. Stay strong and keep seeking those moments that lift you up. ❤️

[@suhanigawade6636]

Hope you're doing well 👍

[@swiz97]

Are you from Pune and do you have a Silver Porsche?😂😂

[@abhilashkumbhar2690]

I dont think I’ll ever be able to listen to original Pehla Nasha ever again😂

[@ishaan863]

"udta hi phiru inn hawaaon mein kahin, iss line ko badalne ki zaroorat bhi nahi"

[@anilkalwaniya2968]

don't why but this version feels better now 🤣

[@prashujain05]

Same goes for me kAbirA(dudho ki malaai)

[@kashyapraval5431]

Why would you even want to?

[@10daysAgo]

​@@kashyapraval5431because the original is one the best songs ever produced in Bollywood 🤦

[@subrathough]

This guy never lets me forget that he’s my favorite Indian comedian across all genres and languages. What a set!

[@TheDethhead]

In a world of Aalsi lackluster crowd work pe paisa kamane waale dheele comedians, Karunesh Talwar is pure freaking "more than diamonds more than gold" Always enjoyed his stand up.

[@Cool94_4u]

Thanks bro for making my day...❤love ur performance and keep spreading happiness 😊

[@kurenairitsu0322]

I still remember his MasterChef Australia mimicry. It was awesome.. ive been a fan ever since 😂😂😂

[@sumitsborgaonkar]

Nidhi Ke Bhajiye 😂

[@MadihaTahreem]

heyy what was the title of that one? I want to watch that as well

[@adarshaniket5449]

Fritters 😆

[@shubhabratanath8141]

I am from his "neela khajur"... Line... For jaadu

[@biswajitjena1314]

Bhajiya tol diya yaar.....Bhajiya

[@abhisheksing8379]

You are one of the most intelligent and witty comics in India. We need more KZbin videos from you to keep the comedy standards high.

[@PB1997.]

go and watch them live, they're not youtubers who upload videos monthly. a comic uploads videos only if they're done with their material after touring all places for their shows. nothing can match seeing a comic live than watching their videos on youtube.

[@abhisheksing8379]

​​@@PB1997. You're right. I have already booked ticket for the Delhi show.

[@GGupta]

That performance was a masterclass in comedy! You had the entire audience in stitches from start to finish, effortlessly blending sharp wit with impeccable timing. Easily one of the the funniest set I've ever experienced.

[@ashish.r.mishra]

Bhai RITVIZ waali baat aur <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="435">7:15</a> ye Gen-Z Insta singers. ... damn. Exactly the thing. Main sirf ek like kr skta hu iss video pe...ye afsos rhega.

[@AnkitSharma-vq4mv]

I love how he hates to dance but danced for his gig!!

[@atrijitdas1704]

Karunesh: WHAT ARE MILKS? Also Karunesh: Unhone jo RAITE faila rakhe hai

[@ravneetpertola7388]

hahahahhahhahahahah

[@ankursingh6272]

But song nahi banaya na uska usne Kam se kam 😂

[@saifurrahman8805]

Such clean comedy! No Ch words in every 2 lines, simple observations from around. Great work!

[@balnanj]

his delivery and control on the languages he knows is fantastic, one of the best

[@WiredWisdom524]

Must thank you for the ultimate Pehla Nasha 😂 just plain WOW!!

[@rubalmehta6966]

Kind reminder: Karunesh you are the best. I coughed my food out because I could not stop laughing at my dinner table. Had to pause (my dinner) and watch you. Worth it!

[@Chhavika.sharma]

Heights of exaggeration 😅

[@bibekdebnath7369]

@@Chhavika.sharma well stopped my breakfast. tumko funny nahi laga hoga sayad.

[@Gaffein]

You really laugh on these cringe jokes lol? normie 💀

[@gigachad0069]

​@@Gaffein Oo mature Oo sigma 🤡

[@Gaffein]

@@gigachad0069 homie uses "Chad" to represent his name and calls me a Sigma lol

[@AbhiramSahasrabudhe]

घुटने भी होते हैं छाती के नाखून is totally merchandise worthy 😂😂

[@devarshiwadnerkar8596]

Somehow I personally feel sorry that you're not touching the heights that you should be because other less skillful comedians in the market. But really loved the set, your singing and your observations. Keep up the good work and I'll pray, you soon reach the heights that you're made for. 🙏🏻

[@ShristiSingh-fm8nn]

Comedians taking their time and uploading a gud content is really what we need as a sensible audience.. Enjoyed watching 😂❤️

[@rohan4225]

'Good' point made.

[@andhakutilsaap]

Learn how to Comeback from rcb and karunesh

[@ragnar-2348]

He will

[@sarveshpande2879]

Rcb ka comeback is just one extra match 😂

[@abhishekdeotale]

How carefully you inserted rcb in this as if we won't notice 😂

[@AnujSwai]

ye Arunesh kon..rcb 3 match jeetne h trophy k liye..SRH crush kr dege usko

[@yashpant1109]

He was just resting 😂❤

[@mariasodawala7331]

I watched so many stand up gigs but this one made me laugh out loud after such a long time. Comics don't do stand up like this anymore so refreshing so observant and no curses for those fake laughs.

[@Bingo005-uj5wb]

What a guy yaar . He's a dancer, singer, roaster, comedian, story teller and many more. Great man . Love from rajasthan

[@arnabganguly7225]

What ENERGY! What a SET! Whatttaa PERFORMER!!! 🫶🏼

[@ahampriyanshu]

आपके प्रतिष्ठान हास्य क्रिया के प्रदर्शन ने हमें हंसी और खुशी से भर दिया। आपका समय, संवाद अदायगी, और हास्य विनोद अभूतपूर्व है। हमें गर्व है कि हमने आपका कार्यक्रम देखा और हम आशा करते हैं कि आप ऐसे ही अपने कला से लोगों का मनोरंजन करते रहेंगे।

[@Pencil5987]

Wah kya slokh h

[@user-ig4gw9pd9v]

Dudhe ye normal hindi hi hai ​@@Pencil5987

[@sapandream]

inshort hanste hanste tasrif faat gayi ..hhahahaha

[@Shabssaif]

Ye shlok padh ke hamara hriday gad gad ho gaya.

[@ankursingh6272]

Haha

[@sankarmazum6812]

Karunesh eating all the new comedians in breakfast 🤣🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@mellowmood9]

Yeah...he eats 5 Abhishek 2 Manik 2 Akash 1 Bassi 1 Harsh In the dinner 🤣🤣

[@aoichan4353]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="489">8:09</a> red hands is a nostalgia frfr

[@Hi_S784]

One of the MOST intelligent comics in India but still underrated.. Pure classic😂👌👌 BTW bro MasterChef international mein gol gappe pahuch gaye😂

[@NirmalveerSingh]

intelligent?

[@vaibhavagarwal1610]

Yes bro just waiting for karunesh to make a video on that as well now!

[@sapandream]

Dont say underrated viral karo ussee

[@vishu8735]

A killer combination of Philosopher, Singer and of course Comedian Yes #Karunesh_Talwar here

[@nihalshrimali4067]

Also a dancer😂

[@shagundhingra24]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="402">6:42</a> pure 😂😂😂

[@reshmadcunha8685]

Favourite comedian for a reason. Such great show. Very very talented. Loved it 🔥🔥🔥

[@ankandas8531]

I hope people don't skip the video by watching just first 2 minutes, coz after that the real magic begins. It's a masterpiece!! Well Done !! 💯

[@SandeepKulshrestha]

First two minutes are good as well

[@prathamsonawane5141]

Why does he suddenly look like the guy from 3 Idiots ("Pura Semester tere Darwaze pe Mutra Visarjan Karunga")!!

[@dysproghoul]

Bhaand hoke!! Saste nashe

[@aditisinghal3302]

True🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@anantshankar6647]

watch that guy in the movie "CHUP" he did amazing work

[@prathamsonawane5141]

@@anantshankar6647 Sure I will Thank you

[@amolhjoshi]

Seriously 😂😂

[@ChetanArora]

Karunesh's love for Hera Pheri is eternal! Kahin na kahin reference aa hi jata hai!

[@shikharkotadia8462]

A hats off to you man for this!🙌 What a stand up! Every single thing was best! What a coming timing delivering jokes all things are top notch! And the song that was blessing for our ears! Thank you!!! (And remembering every single line of the song! Just too good!)🛐👍

[@mashiatmaliha5090]

That dance sequence was so hard to explain to my colleagues, who only saw me laughing in silence with my headphones in.

[@zaidsharif2]

Such an intelligent and keen observer comedian. Fan of his singing since AIB times.

[@omkarmurari8746]

Was he a part of AIB?

[@shasha5417]

No he sang for AIB content​@@omkarmurari8746

[@zaidsharif2]

@@omkarmurari8746 yes you can see him in starting sketches like The Great Indian Media Circus

[@hiden6202]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="839">13:59</a> this thing so relatable they are just destroying dance . They don't give a fu%% to what the song is going on and just do gymnastics

[@baakaaria]

Karunesh the Entertainer 🔥

[@sanchari.c]

Was re-watching all your videos just a few days back and here it is ... The happiness I felt when I saw the new video!!! 22 mins isn't nearly enough. What a stunning and complete package this was - a complete performance. Karunesh Talwar expressing outrage for random things is my favorite genre in comedy. And I always wished you'd sing more, ab toh jaise saari khwaishey ek saath poori hogayi. Your voice is so beautiful!!

[@akshaytakkar6747]

Karunesh is the one guy in the Indian comedy scene that I feel is on par with the western comics. His jokes are genuinely funny and I've not seen many people doing physical comedy like he does.

[@satvikgupta1676]

u should check out Akash Gupta as well. He is a brilliant performer and a storyteller

[@antaramukhopadhyay4261]

WOW!!! What a Comedy. And you are really a good singer. The content quality is pure gold..reminded the good old 2014-2018 KZbin times..😊

[@brownrice8026]

Watching from Bangladesh. Have absolutely got to appreciate his talent and natural sarcastic attitude.

[@bombshell00]

Not only is Karunesh working on his mental health (the physique shows-congratulations by the way!) but his sets are tighter than ever! Kudos to you brother on both fronts. One of my favourites for a reason! P.S What a lovely voice! So much talent!

[@VishalSharma-gp6dm]

he indeed had this one completely in his grasp!! it's like he revamped himself into those young coming of age comic with there new quirk which we would get accustomed to over time, like we did with bassi or upmanyu or zakir, truely loved this new!

[@icyjaam]

paise dene ko heart kyu mil rha hai

[@numan1220]

Very well written set yaar… dil Jeet liya bhai ne.. Maine school mei kiya tha pehla nasha aur ab yeh video dekta waqt bhi mera pehla nasha hin kar raha tha mai

[@thepunterspsychology2467]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1354">22:34</a> That Girl sums up this Masterpiece Video with a Word "Awesome"

[@saltnpepper6675]

Is he worked in 3 idiots as hostel guy who conduct ragging?

[@shubhamagarwal3750]

Dhaaga khol diye Bhai. Such a fresh comedy. Did what he does best. Probably the best standup of 20+ min 😂

[@sirzubinmarkfernandes]

Fuck that live singing in Goan restaurants part is so damn true. Those Goan,s trying to sing Despacito in the that ridiculous Goan accent is funny and annoying all at the same time. And I am saying this as a Goan😅😅😅😅

[@sirshatripathy]

Top tier comedy! Laughed every second of it. Ek do kharab jokes bhi maro. Hume saans bhi lena hota hai.

[@RashminderKaurindia]

The best stand up in a long time....original, witty, fast paced, engaging and a laugh riot start to finish. Dark Humor ka mechanic hai Karunesh...aap ki samajh ke engine ke spare parts khol deta hai taki carbuerator se urban boredom ka kachra saaf ho jaye aur Dil O Dimaag Ferrari se mahsoos hone lage jo existence ke traffic jam mein bhi koi pehla nasha dhoondh le.

[@sushreyomisra3261]

Watched this set live in New York in 2023. Superb set, with lots of physical elements, and the song! 🔥

[@phenomenal_1]

Even original lyricist of "PEHLA NASHA" forgotten the original lyrics

[@lakhaninspired9418]

Your song pahla Nasha... Mind blowing....all comic punches are fabulous. Hat's off dear❤❤

[@shanibsaifi8165]

He is singer actor dancer comedian and nasedi 😂😂😂 all in one

[@utkrisht1]

He danced, he sang and he did comedy, what a performer !!!!!

[@DMGGoodTimes]

Bhai ne 9000 ki to sirf Tshirt pehni hai - Vilebrequin Pirhana ...But a very unique and awesome set!! Welcome back bro!

[@anuraagoneplus6677]

I was clapping in front of the screen by the end of it👏 what a performer!!!

[@user-sw3vl2rx6l]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1170">19:30</a> 😂😂😂

[@ataharhossain2270]

Karunash brother your delivery of jokes are truly something to be applauded for, one of the most funniest comedians in India. Keep up the fantastic work!

[@vineetsharma6113]

Did you guys not notice that the show is directed by Abhishek Upmanyu <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1356">22:36</a>

[@abhays6008]

Yeah

[@ashokvatika2857]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="765">12:45</a>...I think these two years are tougher for you💀

[@chinmaypalav]

Our expectations from Bollywood music have gone down so much that we are enjoying parody songs more than the actual movie songs. Nonetheless this man is supremely talented and I hope one day he sings movie songs...

[@curiouslyunruffled]

Missed your standup, Karunesh! You're one of my all-time faves. ❤️

[@bharti_kumari21]

I attended this show on 20th Jan 2024 in Pune. It was my birthday and attending your show made my day❤️

[@MayankKumar-gd8zi]

One of the best videos i ever watched on KZbin ! Mind blowing dude.. This the just amazing .

[@devd1378]

ek no. bhai...... u did upgraded yourself... nd enjoyed every bit of it

[@Conqueror25]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="771">12:51</a> Bro got a bit too happy 💀💀

[@BlackPanther-xd9rv]

Every stand up comedy you did, all were filled with intellectual jokes. A great performer on stage. During the song, after each line you waited for the laughter to settle before going to the second line. So organised.❤❤

[@Shwetz]

Ohmann wish I could like this a thousand times

[@pranmoysaha]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="369">6:09</a> to make it easier to find

[@samsonite9287]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="266">4:26</a> My exact words after hearing Bado Badi by Chahat Fateh Ali Khan

[@madhurani.ramesh]

So much love... Never laughed this much in my entire life... Thank you so much...

[@subhammishra5248]

Genuinely multi-talented artist

[@Q-1424]

THIS IS WHAT YOU CALL A COMEDY ❤

[@-ksj-]

This was so fresh! Great takes. Pehla nasha stole the show. I finally have something that explains exactly how I felt when I started smoking. All the feelings in one song, thank you for putting this out!

[@jancychristy8491]

What the duck are you doing and where can I see more of this - cracked me up 😂

[@MegaXingo]

Fuck*

[@MegaXingo]

Fuck*

[@Singhhitesh068]

Absolute Talented and Hilarious Comedy..😂😂

[@ujjwalbhamre813]

Der aaye but durustt aaye! Died of Laughter 😂

[@UsualDoc]

“Aap 30 baar low low nahi kar sakte” 👏👏👏 your wit and humor are simply unmatched!! Also the weight losss mannn🫡🫡

[@Rishavb47]

As a really passionate musician, having studied jazz and all complex music forms, I still enjoy simple music, but I shit you not I respect you for this man. Someone needed to say this BIG TIME.

[@sanskrutimohapatra3828]

What a performance!!!!! A laughed a lot😆😆😆thanks for this😂😂😂

[@syedabusaad]

one of the best videos ive seen in years. this was so refreshing. indian stand up comedy going though a bad phase but this was a diamond in the rough.

[@HumeKya]

Karunesh is the reason I watch Bollywood with different perspective😂😂

[@raunak4940]

😂😅😂

[@varshakalyani6039]

Absolutely loved it, Karunesh. Smooth transitions. Brilliant act outs.

[@aditisingh128]

Was going through a veryy tough day , questioning my existence, and what not , was scrolling reels on Instagram, and found a clip of this vedio, directly came to KZbin and my god. You really made me laugh . Thankyou ✨

[@adityavardhanjain]

Karunesh came after long, roasted half the Universe and left no survivors. 😂

[@rahulkashyap3254]

This is so good at many levels. Punch up, callback (doodho ki malai 😅), musical, being original, authentic etc..to name a few. This is solid Karunesh 😊

[@manojthapa8970]

Love it!!!! Karunesh and his choice of words are too good...

[@619devilmaster]

"What the fuck are you doing and where can I see more of this?" 😂😂😂

[@sarthakmishra76]

What a family-friendly bit bhai, I have sent it on family whatsapp. Ab mujhe aankho se sunai de raha hai 😂

[@Dr_Conner]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1080">18:00</a> that song reminds me of my medschool

[@aadilshaikh4510]

Middle schools ya Medical school

[@Dr_Conner]

@@aadilshaikh4510 Medical College

[@karishmachaudhary293]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="920">15:20</a> damn true

[@yashgupta8648]

its been 7 8 years since im watching standup, this is one of the best or i would say the best video that i have watched so far.... karunesh talwar aapki "TALWAR" mai bhut dhaar hai :)

[@ajeetthakurupcop4307]

Best part <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="373">6:13</a> 😂 (Singing in South Delhi accent)

[@pratikydv27]

Finally bro has remember his youtube password😌 Sir please upload video regularly i am your huge fan.

[@SonGoku-gl2sb]

He's so talented.....he observed everything seriously....vibe matching with you...😂😂😂😂

[@paintwithpassion315]

Happy to see u back ...... On net.... I started watching stand up comdedy from your video... Tnx for entertaining

[@anujsrawat]

What karunesh said about current musics tregedy is also applicable on current comedy not just stand up but all kind of comedy.. and the reason is SAME !!