My Animal Communicator - Nikki Vasconez | Tosh Show

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7 ай бұрын

Daniel speaks to his pets with the help of today’s guest Nikki Vasconez, a former lawyer who is now the most in-demand animal communicator.
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@jackkuehneman9300
@jackkuehneman9300 7 ай бұрын
She charges 500 dollars to explain normal dog behaviors. She wouldve been a great lawyer
@avi3020
@avi3020 7 ай бұрын
😅👏🏼
@ricardobarrera3224
@ricardobarrera3224 7 ай бұрын
Savage. 💯
@JokaKarni
@JokaKarni 7 ай бұрын
Riiiigghht???
@JokaKarni
@JokaKarni 7 ай бұрын
Riiiigghht???
@JokaKarni
@JokaKarni 7 ай бұрын
Riiiigghht???
@Bigvito18
@Bigvito18 7 ай бұрын
Her saying Santa is a lie while simultaneously saying she can talk to dead animals is wild
@Philitron128
@Philitron128 7 ай бұрын
Dude this is literally what religious people do lol
@vids595
@vids595 7 ай бұрын
@@Philitron128 Exactly!
@Deeone282
@Deeone282 7 ай бұрын
Apart from kids, no one claims Santa Claus to be real.
@user-oz7hi3yk1s
@user-oz7hi3yk1s 7 ай бұрын
So learn some Geometry and tell me God isn't real. I'll be here, waiting. When you understand there are universal constants that relate to everything and quantum physics states everything has a connection with each other you tell me that's just coincidence.@@Philitron128 You worship batman.
@korbindallas4552
@korbindallas4552 7 ай бұрын
But Santa is a lie... I don't understand why we needed any comparison after that statement. I lean more towards belief in psychic phenomena than I do in Santa. That's an easy logical decision.
@DETHMOKIL
@DETHMOKIL 5 ай бұрын
"Slowly convinced myself I could communicate animals" you said it sister.
@noneya4144
@noneya4144 4 ай бұрын
Yeah she let that one slip there
@cameroncox6254
@cameroncox6254 3 ай бұрын
Golden comment. Upvote this please! Lol
@yellowleaf28
@yellowleaf28 7 ай бұрын
“What’s a brisket? Do you mean biscuit?” His deep sigh of resignation made me lol at work.
@Ristofec
@Ristofec 3 ай бұрын
She’s quite possibly the dumbest lawyer I’ve ever seen
@puppylova3505
@puppylova3505 2 ай бұрын
​@Ristofec I mean she went to a law school that to get into all you have to do is apply, maybe she learned cash grabbing from them
@spaghettiman618
@spaghettiman618 7 ай бұрын
As a dog trainer, i was stoked to watch this one. Turns out he was just interviewing an insane con artist
@hhunstad2011
@hhunstad2011 7 ай бұрын
This!!!!
@tannerblack5249
@tannerblack5249 7 ай бұрын
Same!
@TheMysteryDriver
@TheMysteryDriver 7 ай бұрын
John Edward for dogs
@klakatyklak6826
@klakatyklak6826 7 ай бұрын
it says "my dog whisperer" not, my Dog trainer. I knew going in it was going to be ridiculous. Yeah, I could be a dog whisperer. it literally is just describing dog behavior. she hasn't said anything that I didn't already know about dogs.
@Armonia_Justin
@Armonia_Justin 7 ай бұрын
This deserves top comment!
@AGoodGiggle
@AGoodGiggle 7 ай бұрын
Daniel is masterfully riding the line between joking and calling this lady the grifter that she is. Another amazing episode.
@schelzel
@schelzel 7 ай бұрын
Agree. It would be easy to call her out, but the podcast would have been over in 10 minutes, and Daniel won’t get legit professionals in if he’s disrespectful or laughing at (rather than with) them. But she knew coming on that she could be ridiculed. Unfortunately for her, she was overly confident in her notable quick wit that she could hold her own with Daniel. Not many will win that; now does she have the humility to acknowledge that he had his kid gloves on? I bet not, but she will have gotten what she wanted out of this: exposure, engagement, clicks. Everyone’s a winner. Media in 2023. (Please don’t ask me why I care enough to write this dissertation. I have no idea)
@Rebelscum985
@Rebelscum985 7 ай бұрын
Well articulated.
@justjosh999
@justjosh999 7 ай бұрын
I came to the comments for this, thank you
@JanMichaelMichaels
@JanMichaelMichaels 7 ай бұрын
Yeah... Fraud... I'm gonna start a business where I can talk to snails
@illmatic08
@illmatic08 7 ай бұрын
@@JanMichaelMichaels your gonna have to do a lot of sessions a day, dunno if that one is gonna bring in $550 a session 😂
@OhYeaMista
@OhYeaMista 7 ай бұрын
Imagine marrying a lawyer and a few years later you find yourself living with a dog medium.
@flyinglegfist247
@flyinglegfist247 6 ай бұрын
It is the dream.
@dye-lawn
@dye-lawn 6 ай бұрын
Lady gets $550 a day for a single appointment, has a viral tiktok, and hundreds or thousands of people paying $60 per month for only 4 hours of work a month. Getting paid FAR better than a lawyer does. And her work isn't even work, or difficult, and comes with 0 stress and has no deadlines or bosses or consequences. Being married to her must be the easiest life on the planet.
@OhYeaMista
@OhYeaMista 6 ай бұрын
@@dye-lawn my wife has a brain though
@Doombot2point0
@Doombot2point0 6 ай бұрын
@@OhYeaMista That is a valid point. Do I wanna be mildly rich or be married to a sane lady?
@austinado16
@austinado16 6 ай бұрын
@@Doombot2point0 There are no sane women. I'll take: "Being married to a rich lady, for $100" Alex.
@Hyacinth.Springbloom
@Hyacinth.Springbloom 6 ай бұрын
"I see you standing" "Well sure, I like to stand" Daniel's sarcasm in this one is perfect. This lady is a nutter.
@DF-we4pt
@DF-we4pt 7 ай бұрын
Bring your lawyer on the show let’s find out if he’s happy
@sabianescoo
@sabianescoo 7 ай бұрын
He will plead the 5th
@Hebsparks
@Hebsparks 7 ай бұрын
Actually f-ing great idea
@booger_8194
@booger_8194 7 ай бұрын
Bring him on the show and ask dog questions 😂
@Eric-dr5bj
@Eric-dr5bj 7 ай бұрын
Nobody is truly happy
@guerrillahughey440
@guerrillahughey440 7 ай бұрын
Amazing Idea
@FatMurphy
@FatMurphy 7 ай бұрын
Her trying to give details about his dog and just missing every shot is absolute gold. People pay this lady? Why am I working so hard.
@RonJobbins
@RonJobbins 7 ай бұрын
It's amazing what dumb, rich people pay for
@BradsGonnaPlay
@BradsGonnaPlay 7 ай бұрын
Yeah, this was a painful watch. Daniel made it easy enough, but this is a suggestible and delusional woman taking advantage of other suggestible and delusional people. Oh, a massage therapist told you that you could talk to animal spirits? Better throw away $300k of student debt (that you know her parents probably footed the entire bill)
@genesmith3582
@genesmith3582 7 ай бұрын
lol, she must have a long list of generalized questions to bait people. "your dog is telling me he has a favorite toy that he loves dragging around the house" "No? okay, your dog is telling me he misses cuddling on the coach with you and it was a special time for the both of you"
@Anthony123212
@Anthony123212 7 ай бұрын
Thank God I'm not the only one that sees through this bs. lol There's still hope for humanity! 🤣
@trevorpb16
@trevorpb16 7 ай бұрын
She’s 1000% lying about her “ten thousand person wait list”.
@FordDraper
@FordDraper 6 ай бұрын
"Why does Carl take a shit in my movie theater?" "Because he's trying to tell you something." "Yeah what is he trying to tell me?" LMFAO
@jakesanchez7235
@jakesanchez7235 6 ай бұрын
“Yeah you gotta convince yourself first” 😂 god damn that is hilarious
@ParkerTJames
@ParkerTJames 7 ай бұрын
The moment she said all car accidents are because of bad energy, I knew it would be a good episode.
@kobe1902
@kobe1902 7 ай бұрын
My only car crash I had was literally on the way to go pick up an arcade machine. No chance my energy was bad lmao.
@djentile7773
@djentile7773 7 ай бұрын
Thats hilarious
@TheCrazyCanuck420
@TheCrazyCanuck420 7 ай бұрын
Damn, Asians just giving off all kinds of negative energy then 😂
@itstek
@itstek 7 ай бұрын
@@TheCrazyCanuck420 to be fair my asian dad is always angry so it makes sense why he keeps hitting other people with his car
@JymzJameson
@JymzJameson 7 ай бұрын
​@@Bugs-ni8egyea I iwann know about the squirrels alignment too. Was the squirrel off? Clearly
@bullstag47
@bullstag47 7 ай бұрын
The strength to not laugh and call someone’s ridiculous thing absolute BS to their face is stellar. Daniel is a total professional.
@natekidd4934
@natekidd4934 7 ай бұрын
hahaha yeah....
@CHIVAxSIEMPRE
@CHIVAxSIEMPRE 7 ай бұрын
He's a savage lol
@MrHeart12
@MrHeart12 7 ай бұрын
He wanted to so bad when she said his daughter was going to be an animal communicator. This woman is a genius. She's getting idiots to pay her to "teach" them how to talk to animals. A sucker is born every minute.
@kobrajr25
@kobrajr25 7 ай бұрын
lol I know right, she's essentially a bad mentalist
@CallowMethuselah
@CallowMethuselah 7 ай бұрын
Even in the very unlikely case that she's convinced herself, I'd rather burn money than fund charlatans like her.
@Otterpawp
@Otterpawp 2 ай бұрын
"Seems like a lateral move" (Lawyer to Pet Medium) is such a good line.
@JordanDrewVideos
@JordanDrewVideos 7 ай бұрын
I am impressed with his ability to get through this episode 😂
@Mike_C-79
@Mike_C-79 6 ай бұрын
I'm impressed with MY ability to get through this episode.
@broobit7540
@broobit7540 7 ай бұрын
"your dog likes attention" What a genius reading from the dog psychic
@TheBoyBK585
@TheBoyBK585 7 ай бұрын
“A throwing motion, like you would throw something” that’s literally the first lesson in scam psychology is give vague open ended questions and hope they will answer them.
@kraigs6543
@kraigs6543 7 ай бұрын
when she said he likes that, I mean liked that. Whew, what a save! She almost gave herself away.
@intense79nick
@intense79nick 7 ай бұрын
And food. Don't forget food.
@theAsianElvis
@theAsianElvis 7 ай бұрын
Fuggin A right SMH yikes
@i_amChrisJxmes
@i_amChrisJxmes 7 ай бұрын
“Once I started convincing myself” “ah ya had to convince yourself first” 😂😂 I missed Tosh.
@potatos_4_free
@potatos_4_free 7 ай бұрын
He snuck that right in there. So funny!
@BooBuKittyPhuk
@BooBuKittyPhuk 7 ай бұрын
Yep, I noticed she chose to completely ignore that, and Tosh has the decency as an interviewer, to just let her keep up her charade 😂
@601barzz
@601barzz 7 ай бұрын
Look like it might have been a cutaway (possibly shot after she left the building) clumsily jammed into the middle of her story. Especially because the edit is so clunky and she had absolutely no reaction.
@BooBuKittyPhuk
@BooBuKittyPhuk 7 ай бұрын
@@601barzz 🙄 yes yes, everything's faked in every video ever 😒
@BlooFlow
@BlooFlow 7 ай бұрын
@@BooBuKittyPhukcan’t argue with stupid🤷‍♂️ let him think it’s fake lol
@enkayFPV
@enkayFPV 7 ай бұрын
this was painfully funny. I almost turned it off from cringe but tosh' answers and questions were just... chefs kiss
@Spfishing
@Spfishing 6 ай бұрын
Tosh is an absolute GOON, the way he ABSOLUTELY but secretly DISSES her is amazing 😂😅
@ope7092
@ope7092 7 ай бұрын
I was gonna say she’s crazy, but no it’s the clients who are all crazy. She’s a genius
@Doman3500
@Doman3500 7 ай бұрын
Nah. She actually believes her bullshit
@clarencebellanger3332
@clarencebellanger3332 7 ай бұрын
She is the biggest con I seen in a long time. People who pay for her services are insane
@levisaidmyname
@levisaidmyname 7 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@The_Goon_Father
@The_Goon_Father 7 ай бұрын
she's fuckin crazy and so are the lunatics paying her lmao
@Will_Smith_Slapping_Xi_Jinping
@Will_Smith_Slapping_Xi_Jinping 7 ай бұрын
Exactly!
@jjlpinct
@jjlpinct 7 ай бұрын
Imagine being represented by her, wrongfully convicted, then finding out she's now an animal communicator
@lukethecoolfool
@lukethecoolfool 7 ай бұрын
Real life bird lawyer
@ducducgoose989
@ducducgoose989 7 ай бұрын
Best comment yet!! 🤣
@1nvisible1
@1nvisible1 7 ай бұрын
*Haha, she should've asked Carl what **_Brisket_** was.*
@mchen5000
@mchen5000 7 ай бұрын
Great point. Her old clients should be able to submit this video as proof of ineffective counsel
@payton-xi8gq
@payton-xi8gq 7 ай бұрын
OMG! I'd be screaming for an appeal on the grounds that my former lawyer is completely insane😂.
@rsramdial8112
@rsramdial8112 7 ай бұрын
Years back, Tosh had a Tosh.0 episode when Castro died and was visibly holding back tears while cracking jokes. And here, at the end of the piece he says, "Tell him I loved him."
@ExploringCabinsandMines
@ExploringCabinsandMines 4 ай бұрын
ya don't say Tosh had a show?? wow
@tonybrown5425
@tonybrown5425 4 ай бұрын
@@ExploringCabinsandMines🤦‍♂️
@christophejergales7852
@christophejergales7852 3 ай бұрын
Idiot​@@ExploringCabinsandMines
@babysealsareyummy
@babysealsareyummy 7 ай бұрын
She knows exactly what she’s doing 😂 what a grifter.
@blaze556922
@blaze556922 7 ай бұрын
A really bad one too. People are so stupid
@crashbangful
@crashbangful 6 ай бұрын
does it matter that she's bad, though? Apparently not.@@blaze556922
@KVR69420
@KVR69420 7 ай бұрын
“So you’re saying my dog likes food…”. I died to death 😂💀
@myglockgopoppoppop
@myglockgopoppoppop 7 ай бұрын
RIP in piece
@armandiic791
@armandiic791 7 ай бұрын
You talking about the sex 💀
@IlIlIlIlIlIl..
@IlIlIlIlIlIl.. 7 ай бұрын
glad i'm not the only one who caught that one 😂😂
@MrHartApart
@MrHartApart 7 ай бұрын
that can be fatal!
@SBRS47
@SBRS47 7 ай бұрын
RIP in pieces
@sldsawer30
@sldsawer30 7 ай бұрын
"Oh you had to convince yourself you could do it" Daniel knows what he is doing here lmao
@JoMiHoppe
@JoMiHoppe 7 ай бұрын
I'm sure tha hallucinogenics helped😂
@mpthorvonericksen
@mpthorvonericksen 7 ай бұрын
I caught that right away too. 😂 Very interesting phrasing she had there.
@SmickyD
@SmickyD 7 ай бұрын
When she said that my head went completely sideways... She is a whole ass nut
@rams812
@rams812 7 ай бұрын
​@@mpthorvonericksenyup! Suddenly it makes sense lol
@thebiowatchlist
@thebiowatchlist 7 ай бұрын
He's a genius
@Shadowthrashin
@Shadowthrashin 7 ай бұрын
I wish I wouldn’t have found this podcast for another year or two so I’d have a lot of episodes to binge
@tannershane6491
@tannershane6491 7 ай бұрын
I just came across this and I just subscribed
@sethb-t6402
@sethb-t6402 4 ай бұрын
I knew about it, and waited until the last few days to binge it. So good to wait
@hbrc3867
@hbrc3867 7 ай бұрын
Jeezus this girl 😂 "Is it a biscuit "😂
@tristanmajors7974
@tristanmajors7974 7 ай бұрын
Is it just me or did he actually make the bordering bigger? 😂
@PreacherJenkins
@PreacherJenkins 7 ай бұрын
Definitely out of spite
@billsmith394
@billsmith394 7 ай бұрын
Yep, f the haters
@VolvoCommand
@VolvoCommand 7 ай бұрын
Looks great!
@sidneylowery1543
@sidneylowery1543 7 ай бұрын
Omg he did 😂
@jermw9922
@jermw9922 7 ай бұрын
I thought the same thing
@CGV_CTown23
@CGV_CTown23 7 ай бұрын
Please interview more people about stuff you don’t believe in because your ability to make fun of a thing, but still ride the balance and not piss them off or shut them down, is side splitting to listen to.
@IvarTheReckless
@IvarTheReckless 7 ай бұрын
I would consider the ability you described him having a literal art form lol. It’s impressive and hilariously entertaining for sure.
@xWingzTV
@xWingzTV 7 ай бұрын
what if tosh actually believes her..
@sashapleyev7360
@sashapleyev7360 7 ай бұрын
Master Class 😂
@Adamdidit
@Adamdidit 7 ай бұрын
Tbf he doesn't believe anyone's bs and so kinda treats if all equally.
@luciferigno408
@luciferigno408 7 ай бұрын
I'm just here for Daniel's very gay sweaters.
@alsetfreeze8804
@alsetfreeze8804 7 ай бұрын
"I just don't know how you've studied law and you don't know what a brisket is."
@gomeze8230
@gomeze8230 6 ай бұрын
Pretty fascinating to see Daniel show as much emotion as he did when they were talking about his beloved dog that died near the end.
@Sylki.T
@Sylki.T 7 ай бұрын
This is why I loved Tosh.O. He would be so respectful to the craziest guests and never insult them cause he knew the audience was thinking exactly what he was😂
@ajplays-gamesandmusic4568
@ajplays-gamesandmusic4568 7 ай бұрын
I described this podcast to my friends as "It's the web redemption segment for 30 minutes."
@rockerdude725973
@rockerdude725973 7 ай бұрын
He should’ve named it Tosh 2.0
@MrWisseguy
@MrWisseguy 7 ай бұрын
​@@rockerdude725973kinda genius
@bruce412
@bruce412 7 ай бұрын
@@rockerdude725973he said in a episode that it’d be to close for the lawyers to be comfortable lmao
@trevorpb16
@trevorpb16 7 ай бұрын
@@rockerdude725973he responded to this on a previous episode and said he couldn’t because of legal reasons.
@tera_xoxo
@tera_xoxo 7 ай бұрын
Next guest should be his lawyer 😂
@ZeroCash91
@ZeroCash91 7 ай бұрын
"Oh, I LOVE being a lawyer, Daniel" 👨‍💼
@raising_roro8153
@raising_roro8153 7 ай бұрын
Trying to hear from the pediatrician
@jasonwhite2028
@jasonwhite2028 7 ай бұрын
Im guessing his dad is next guest
@KeanMartinic
@KeanMartinic 6 ай бұрын
Best episode so far. Daniel's sarcastic smiles had me in tears.
@christinehuffman9678
@christinehuffman9678 6 ай бұрын
HAHAHAHHAHA Tosh's reaction to her reading his dog. LOLOL
@At76812
@At76812 7 ай бұрын
This made me realize how much I love Daniel. He can make me listen to an absolute grifter for over 40 mins with minimal hate. Astonishing!
@Iambatman_27
@Iambatman_27 7 ай бұрын
So fucking good. Honestly i think this is better than tosh.o
@sarahz.507
@sarahz.507 7 ай бұрын
He’s a 🐐
@OhYeaMista
@OhYeaMista 7 ай бұрын
I still hate her.
@river8760
@river8760 6 ай бұрын
Minimal hate 😂
@lisas1966
@lisas1966 6 ай бұрын
Minimal is wayyyyy less than what I got. Her arrogance was too much.
@LarryLovestein92
@LarryLovestein92 7 ай бұрын
She’s absolutely insane lmao
@zacharybryan7708
@zacharybryan7708 7 ай бұрын
The real insanity is all the dunces paying off her law school debt to find out why Fido doesn't like the vacuum
@N3vDawg
@N3vDawg 7 ай бұрын
For sure. Wonder if it’s Daniel or his wife that wanted her services lol
@NOT_EZ_NFL
@NOT_EZ_NFL 7 ай бұрын
Either insane OR makes a bunch of a money without having to do lawyer work, you decide...
@georgesotiriou7051
@georgesotiriou7051 7 ай бұрын
Out of her fucking mind
@RiceFromHell
@RiceFromHell 7 ай бұрын
I can fix her
@DigitalAndInnovation
@DigitalAndInnovation 7 ай бұрын
This is another level of interview skills... The completely casual nature and seemingly unrelated questions- she does not even know what hit her.
@TheGeekStrong
@TheGeekStrong 7 ай бұрын
Carl just sitting there looking like he is tired of your shit. hahaha. 😂 Love CARL!
@charl3782
@charl3782 7 ай бұрын
Tosh’s jokes flew right over her head. “Grilled cheese.” “That has nothing to do with what I just said.” Bruh 😂
@chriscomp20
@chriscomp20 7 ай бұрын
This killed me when i heard it
@bane8305
@bane8305 7 ай бұрын
😂😂😂 its crazy how fast and witty tosh can be its almost milliseconds with his responses 😂
@a2dskins
@a2dskins 7 ай бұрын
"I slowly convinced myself I could do it"
@user-tt7rc2cg1o
@user-tt7rc2cg1o 7 ай бұрын
"BLACK LAB?!" "No, Saint Bernard"
@omnominusrex6499
@omnominusrex6499 7 ай бұрын
He handled that crazy much better than most.
@jhandle900
@jhandle900 7 ай бұрын
Daniel flexing how absolutely professional he can be for 42 minutes straight.
@VideoNozoki
@VideoNozoki 7 ай бұрын
Daniel can't be straight for 42 minutes.
@sketchyraptor92
@sketchyraptor92 7 ай бұрын
The very end was pure gold, I've never laughed so hard in my life.😂
@JB-vn7uy
@JB-vn7uy 7 ай бұрын
Tosh is the only person who could make 45 minutes of listening to this woman possible, true talent 🙌
@soliniv1411
@soliniv1411 7 ай бұрын
That made no sense at all... or do you not believe people PAY her to listen to her?
@danielharrang1513
@danielharrang1513 7 ай бұрын
My cat told me her voice is annoying.
@gilream
@gilream 7 ай бұрын
@@soliniv1411 yes. People are morons..especially Cali people.
@addisonreed7443
@addisonreed7443 7 ай бұрын
@@soliniv1411 you are right. He left out the disclaimer: "for anyone that is sane"
@MaxJam684
@MaxJam684 7 ай бұрын
I agree. But, he’s not going to appeal to the masses with this. Please go a little bit mainstream so that this venture pays off!
@dlee6985
@dlee6985 7 ай бұрын
The amount of self control Tosh has not to roll his eyes every time she spoke or just burst out and yell you’re full of shit, is incredible. “Don’t touch my phone, I have weird……folders” 😂😂😂
@annsong3569
@annsong3569 7 ай бұрын
Tosh for president !
@nightmare5927
@nightmare5927 7 ай бұрын
that's the thing about Tosh. He's very good with people in that he treats everyone equally. Think it's what helps him make fun of certain subjects and people. He always maintains that level of humility which I find nice.
@danielbeyer4973
@danielbeyer4973 7 ай бұрын
I feel that he gave her an out but she just kept digging
@LaniakeaLeathercrafts
@LaniakeaLeathercrafts 7 ай бұрын
To be fair, this is basically an extended cWEBreity Profile from his old show. His has an amazing talent for this 😂
@WincklePicker
@WincklePicker 7 ай бұрын
That’s why he is so successful
@andrew4life362
@andrew4life362 7 ай бұрын
I love how Tosh's gift is something he has to haggle and convince his guests to even take lul love this guy
@user-pg4bp5md9l
@user-pg4bp5md9l 5 ай бұрын
I know you dont read these but i think you saved my life, always love hearing your stuff, love how you talk about your family. Thats the real American dream.
@maxwellwhy3455
@maxwellwhy3455 7 ай бұрын
“I’m getting the impression that your dog died the most common way for the most common reason” She’s so insightful
@DrewBuiscuit
@DrewBuiscuit 7 ай бұрын
"So you're saying my dog likes food, huh." Greatest line from the episode 😂
@1nvisible1
@1nvisible1 7 ай бұрын
*Mine too! Daniel your dog spoke to me through the electrical outlet and he also likes cheese!*
@SecondFoundation
@SecondFoundation 7 ай бұрын
I felt the same until "all holes are in play" and I burst out laughing.
@potatos_4_free
@potatos_4_free 7 ай бұрын
I also liked "So you had to convince yourself first"
@BlooFlow
@BlooFlow 7 ай бұрын
God I didn’t know how much I missed you until you came out with this amazing pod! Favorite comedian by far 🕺
@hawaiilacrosse44
@hawaiilacrosse44 6 ай бұрын
Getting a huge portrait of Tosh and his dogs is amazing. She would win me over if she used it as a backdrop in her videos.
@BooBuKittyPhuk
@BooBuKittyPhuk 7 ай бұрын
You forget just how good Daniel is at talking to all sorts of weirdos. He's able to make fun of people in the most respectful way possible, and is such a good interviewer, because he sees where the facade is cracking and walks right up to it and points, but doesn't push on it
@josiahcaterino
@josiahcaterino 7 ай бұрын
Underrated comment.
@EXTENDEDWARRANT
@EXTENDEDWARRANT 7 ай бұрын
That is true obviously it’s the classic like psychic cold reading thing but it would feel mean if he brought her there to expose or embarrass her
@KreisTyler
@KreisTyler 6 ай бұрын
That is such a great way of putting it!
@xeokym223
@xeokym223 3 ай бұрын
I'd have to push on it.
@BooBuKittyPhuk
@BooBuKittyPhuk 3 ай бұрын
@@xeokym223 I think most of us would, but that's what makes him really good at this
@jentaro
@jentaro 7 ай бұрын
Cherish the moments when he doesn't need to say anything sometimes, but you can tell by his smile what is he thinking about. Grrrrratatatata.
@DuckYou69
@DuckYou69 7 ай бұрын
More like Rrrrrrrratatatard
@_quarterroy2325
@_quarterroy2325 7 ай бұрын
@@DuckYou69 🍅🍅🍅
@pnut3844able
@pnut3844able 7 ай бұрын
​@@DuckYou69hey hey, don't beat yourself up. Slow people such as yourself can lead relatively normal lives
@autodidacticartisan
@autodidacticartisan 7 ай бұрын
Grattata guy was the funniest tosh.0
@FernandoMartinez-xf6ux
@FernandoMartinez-xf6ux 7 ай бұрын
"Ahhh, yeah. Suck that thing!"
@Saerwen_Celeste
@Saerwen_Celeste 5 ай бұрын
I appreciate that when explaining her pricing structure that it's basically "I charge as much as I can without alienating my demographic." America is great.
@jflamen
@jflamen 5 ай бұрын
The moment tosh realized that average, normal people, who you could encounter any day, are funnier to interview than those who have been through the routine before, he struck gold.
@jasonfaulkner8451
@jasonfaulkner8451 7 ай бұрын
"There's no slipping, drop it!" 🤣 Tosh is the best at calling out bullshit
@derrick3131
@derrick3131 7 ай бұрын
"Your current dog slips on hardwood floors, enjoys playing fetch, and likes people food. Your old dog was put to sleep because he had trouble moving on his own." Boy she really has a gift doesn't she
@Midnight_Freefall
@Midnight_Freefall 7 ай бұрын
Like any "telepathic communicator," she just pulls out the rolodex of generic statements and applies them to any animal she's pretending to "read."
@wuziq
@wuziq 7 ай бұрын
though even her very first guess about hardwood floors was wrong 😂
@illkissyourightnow
@illkissyourightnow 6 ай бұрын
the way these are the most surface assumptions one can make about ANY dog lol “does anyone give him human food scrape sometimes? or food that falls on the floor? Also, does he pee & poop? often in the same day?? okay, now i’m seeing him laying down, like he’s going to sleep. does he sleep during the day, everyday, sometimes, or just once? Has he ever barked at someone or something when you didn’t want him to?” all of these mediums are all the same. “i’m sensing someone you once cared for has died or is dead?…”
@gregcombest4854
@gregcombest4854 6 ай бұрын
So insane, nothing that wasn’t completely general and even that was wrong. I feel bad for all the misguided people who are giving her 550 every day.
@tomifost
@tomifost 4 ай бұрын
You will read this comment. At some point, you will desire food. I see at the end of the day you like to sleep. You will wake up, and get out of your bed. Heres my invoice. Lets set up another meeting.
@codyowens8711
@codyowens8711 7 ай бұрын
"you're talking about the sex." Not a question, he stated that shit. I died inside laughing
@nicolemiddendorf3420
@nicolemiddendorf3420 7 ай бұрын
my goal as well !! Since I was a kid to live in CA !Love it. Been here 16 years now
@Just0wnedEsport
@Just0wnedEsport 7 ай бұрын
When I read "dog whisperer" I thought oh a trainer. Turns out, she's just nuts
@djbabyface2548
@djbabyface2548 7 ай бұрын
Naming your dog Carl when your wife’s name is Carly is so funny 😂
@yansitom5460
@yansitom5460 7 ай бұрын
and when they ask you why? you say “y” not
@Michigoose
@Michigoose 7 ай бұрын
Hitchhiking onto your upvoted comment to say THIS is contributing to some of his sass. Call your wife hon or babe. If you say her name, he thinks you're about to talk to him, and he's like WTF see you at the movies...
@Mullingitover77
@Mullingitover77 6 ай бұрын
It's hard to take America seriously without understanding that Tosh and this lady exist simultaneously. I don't mean in a political sense, but in a values sense. He is amazing
@Pollywar
@Pollywar 7 ай бұрын
“I had an animal say he hates where he was so he left, he was a pig” Oh dear 😅
@SeanCurtiss
@SeanCurtiss 7 ай бұрын
She realized being a lawyer is stressful and scamming people by making them think this stuff is real pays pretty damn well.
@NexGenNetwork
@NexGenNetwork 7 ай бұрын
lol true
@TWHowl
@TWHowl 7 ай бұрын
Realized she wasn’t as smart as she hoped AND it was hard* I know and hate her type. Just above average enough to think they’re great and no principles.
@bozbozman1575
@bozbozman1575 7 ай бұрын
The scary part is she us booked solid. And could charge more if she wanted to 😂
@ArnieJames666
@ArnieJames666 7 ай бұрын
@@bozbozman1575 that's Los Angeles for ya, and I live here, I'm not some bias outsider, I have friends that have friends like her. I love this place but the hate IS often deserved...
@SeanCurtiss
@SeanCurtiss 7 ай бұрын
I mean bravo to her for scamming a bunch of people with that kind of disposable money. If she's fully aware of it being BS, then good for her.@@bozbozman1575
@samzulfer2107
@samzulfer2107 7 ай бұрын
She’s open minded and close minded at the same time
@VideoNozoki
@VideoNozoki 7 ай бұрын
Ha ha! It's so true. (I wonder if she secretly knows who Margo Robbie is, and it's just a point of personal pride, "I am above all of that. I don't watch TV.")
@mhead1117
@mhead1117 7 ай бұрын
There's just nothing going on in between her ears tbh 😂
@kingsnorkie
@kingsnorkie 7 ай бұрын
Open minded to her grift, close minded to any idea that can threaten that
@blaze556922
@blaze556922 7 ай бұрын
Open to ripping people off
@Skinnamarink.
@Skinnamarink. 7 ай бұрын
Shes an idiot, what do you expect?
@user-iw3bt9qk3p
@user-iw3bt9qk3p 7 ай бұрын
Dude! Where have you been? I miss Tosh.0. I have been watching you since I was a freshman in highschool. One of the greatest comedians no one talks about. Miss you Tosh! Respect.
@psyikk
@psyikk 7 ай бұрын
I'm glad to hear Tosh talk about "dreaming" about living in California. I've had the same dream. I always hear people complain about it, but every time I've visited I fall more and more in love with LA and surrounding area. I'm not lucky enough to live there. Yet. One day.
@largedome9057
@largedome9057 7 ай бұрын
This woman fleecing so many families is just phenomenal
@Genious.
@Genious. 7 ай бұрын
It's America. The economy relies on fleecing people
@jstuckless
@jstuckless 7 ай бұрын
I mean... that's just survival of the fittest in action...
@Mysterios0
@Mysterios0 7 ай бұрын
As long as stupid people exist there will always be someone making a living off of that fact.
@ldmt1995
@ldmt1995 7 ай бұрын
I mean if they are dumb enough.
@user-xt5mn4fg5g
@user-xt5mn4fg5g 7 ай бұрын
​@@jstuckless this has nothing to do with that.
@jefftaylor1871
@jefftaylor1871 7 ай бұрын
The greatest compliment I could ever give someone is that they are so entertaining they made me watch an entire interview with this woman.
@joshuaholub5090
@joshuaholub5090 7 ай бұрын
Best comment so far👍
@mrs.nesbitt3901
@mrs.nesbitt3901 7 ай бұрын
Amen brother
@SuperFlyCarp
@SuperFlyCarp 7 ай бұрын
It’s insane, how much I wanted to turn it off because I couldn’t listen to her… but I never once even considered turning it off because of him 😂
@shawnryan2197
@shawnryan2197 7 ай бұрын
​@SuperFlyCarp I'm stuck listening, but I'm in the comments.
@ckybltz
@ckybltz 7 ай бұрын
Man, I’m struggling with this episode 😂
@pickledokra2963
@pickledokra2963 7 ай бұрын
Awh the pic wth the dogs 😢😢 real ones remember the tosh episode RIP castro the goat
@BlooFlow
@BlooFlow 7 ай бұрын
Bro this podcast is exactly what I need. Football news,crazy women and amazing tosh comedy as always I’m actually so happy this is a thing 🤣
@marctaylor1142
@marctaylor1142 7 ай бұрын
I like how she thinks her thoughts are telepathic representations of animals thoughts/feelings. "I slowly convinced myself I could do it" says it all 😛
@simplylethul
@simplylethul 7 ай бұрын
Millions of idiots seem to do this.
@markcoe509
@markcoe509 7 ай бұрын
"He doesn't kinda slip. He doesn't slip. Drop it! He doesn't slip!" I'm dead hahaha
@treysonmcgrady4750
@treysonmcgrady4750 7 ай бұрын
It’s crazy, I work a salaried healthcare job and I’m sure I make less per day than her. Life’s a bitch isn’t it?
@OopComments
@OopComments 6 ай бұрын
LOLL, “Seems like a lateral Move” what a great way to preface the interview
@wesleykill33
@wesleykill33 7 ай бұрын
Okay 18:32 this instantly just killed me. Tosh is a genius at joking on someone and also including them in the joke
@samedwards1270
@samedwards1270 7 ай бұрын
How did Tosh find someone crazier than comedians as guests? 🤣🤣🤣
@TheMysteryDriver
@TheMysteryDriver 7 ай бұрын
This is the problem with the anti social suburban dwellers that dominate the internet. Go to a bar in a kid size town or larger and you'll meet freaks all the time.
@therestartprince6418
@therestartprince6418 7 ай бұрын
Pure talent.😭
@AngryJT
@AngryJT 7 ай бұрын
Pick out a hot girl in Socal. You'll either find crazy or empty.
@michaelfranz5115
@michaelfranz5115 7 ай бұрын
15 minutes in and I'm dead at "I don't know how you studied law and you don't know what brisket is" 😂
@woburn27
@woburn27 4 ай бұрын
This is the most hilarious ever. Pls bring in more crazy people 😂😂😂
@tommyhenriksen4521
@tommyhenriksen4521 7 ай бұрын
Daniel love you being back man 💞 your hilarious n love the show don't stop single dad n def need your show to escape the chaos of life lol peace n love man
@adub2256
@adub2256 7 ай бұрын
The look on his face when she told him his daughter was gonna be an animal communicator. Oh man. 😂
@hhunstad2011
@hhunstad2011 7 ай бұрын
It was perfect 😂😂😂😂
@michaelw3634
@michaelw3634 7 ай бұрын
I love when he said about his daughter, if she became a dog whisper “ I wouldn’t say proud!”
@cavemanvi
@cavemanvi 7 ай бұрын
i would NEVER hit a child. except if..
@xWingzTV
@xWingzTV 7 ай бұрын
yeah she’s funny lol
@mattforman4972
@mattforman4972 7 ай бұрын
“So you’re saying my dog likes food” had me laughing
@TheBoyBK585
@TheBoyBK585 7 ай бұрын
Most condescending way of saying you’re full of shit. I loved it.
@mattforman4972
@mattforman4972 7 ай бұрын
@@TheBoyBK585 Agreed!
@jesusceballos7277
@jesusceballos7277 7 ай бұрын
I missed this guy so much. I’m glad he’s back
@austinado16
@austinado16 6 ай бұрын
I'm loving Nikki! Fantastic command presence, on fire mentally, and razor sharp wit. She was probably murder in a courtroom setting. This was a great, an very funny, interview!
@jjlpinct
@jjlpinct 7 ай бұрын
My dog is eavesdropping and he just said this broad is crazy
@Zack-Klamps
@Zack-Klamps 7 ай бұрын
This woman is INSANE!😂 God Bless Tosh for keeping it together
@lukelyons4099
@lukelyons4099 7 ай бұрын
Imagine her being your lawyer … in any scenario lol yikes
@bestkind123
@bestkind123 7 ай бұрын
Hahaha near the 30 min mark you really see her getting annoyed and tosh just don’t give a fuck lol , the really will never be another quite like tosh, the goat of comedy even when he’s not trying
@aldo9923
@aldo9923 6 ай бұрын
“Slowly convinced myself that I can do it” lmao what a loon
@lunatek360
@lunatek360 6 ай бұрын
To sell this B.S. you gotta brainwash yourself to a certain degree in order to convince others.
@ianashmore9910
@ianashmore9910 7 ай бұрын
Thank you for answering the question: What's more ridiculous than a psychic?
@korbindallas4552
@korbindallas4552 7 ай бұрын
I can read the minds of dead bats. They know the identity of the real Batman.
@chasemoray425
@chasemoray425 7 ай бұрын
Inflation is getting out of control. I’m not going to be able to afford my pet communicator anymore.
@sethlivingston9376
@sethlivingston9376 7 ай бұрын
He slips on hardwood floors. I see you playing some type of fetch type game. So accurate. She was talking to me about my dog on accident. There must have been some interference. She's amazing!
@CinemaLtd
@CinemaLtd 7 ай бұрын
Truly an ethereal experience, my dog and my friends dog are the same!!
@hat_dancin
@hat_dancin 6 ай бұрын
I’m soooo glad I just discovered this podcast! I missed Tosh.
@HW-ow9zp
@HW-ow9zp 7 ай бұрын
this is such a nice piece of comedy that i have to look at everything else on this channel in a different lens ahah
@Pajamaking618
@Pajamaking618 7 ай бұрын
She's so absolutely insane that i can't watch this in one go... this is gonna take at least 3 days to get thru
@Pajamaking618
@Pajamaking618 7 ай бұрын
She didn't know what a brisket is?!?!
@mfrrchannel
@mfrrchannel 7 ай бұрын
Same
@cavemanvi
@cavemanvi 7 ай бұрын
i got to ten minutes and had to get upset. like interviewing assholes is fine. interviewing politicians is fine. interviewing criminals even is okay. but when you interview these kinds of predators that look for people with attachments to take advantage of.. it really bugs me. i normally hate cancel culture but scammers like this need that shit more than anyone thats actually getting cancelled. racists online expose their stupid ass points of views bullys look dumb as shit when they do their whole online aggro thing. instead of ruining careers of people that attempt to make humor out of subjects, these people actively scamming people with no remorse should be stopped at every opportunity.
@Nels_77
@Nels_77 7 ай бұрын
@@cavemanvi15 minute mark for me. i'll get back to this
@zucinnied
@zucinnied 7 ай бұрын
My eyebrows were raising higher every five minutes
@RD24LFG
@RD24LFG 7 ай бұрын
This may be a top 10 episode of any podcast ever, in my opinion. Tosh just sliding jokes in on different levels and she has no idea. Total gold right here.
@DigDootyDitches
@DigDootyDitches 7 ай бұрын
"Grilled Cheese"
@cooliomendez88
@cooliomendez88 7 ай бұрын
The way that went right over her head killed me. @@DigDootyDitches
@joehernandez2506
@joehernandez2506 5 ай бұрын
What was the joke in dense lol.​@@cooliomendez88
@bonniepetterson3299
@bonniepetterson3299 6 күн бұрын
I love that she gave it right back to him when he was making fun. He seemed touched and a believer when she talked about Castro
@mmdl9297
@mmdl9297 6 ай бұрын
The tush push and Jalen Hurts squat 600 lbs bit was frickin hilarious 😂😂
@thundergoose9008
@thundergoose9008 7 ай бұрын
I believe, that she believes she can talk to animals. She has that look in her eyes, like the lights are on, but no ones home.
@HowlingEcko
@HowlingEcko 7 ай бұрын
Who cares what they believe? They still charge the same amount of money for their bullshit.
@Ddub1083
@Ddub1083 7 ай бұрын
she purged her sense.
@JosephRodriguez-gv5mt
@JosephRodriguez-gv5mt 7 ай бұрын
i think it’s one of those things where you lie so much you start to believe the lie
@Houdm
@Houdm 7 ай бұрын
It's the crystals. The crystals and tarot cards have ruined middle aged women
@currylover2399
@currylover2399 7 ай бұрын
Yeah Fr I heard of a case like this a guy named tomar had the same situation 😢
@x3ch4nt3d6
@x3ch4nt3d6 7 ай бұрын
I’m at 11:13 and this lady is batshit crazy. I love it and this podcast. Thank you Tosh so so much. I missed you and this show format dearly. What a legend.
@aldo9923
@aldo9923 6 ай бұрын
I’m dying laughing at this lady’s “communication” with tosh’s dog lmfao
@nickbeltz8602
@nickbeltz8602 6 ай бұрын
After finding his kids bedtime stories I needed to watch the end of every video lol. So funny
@evanprotsman9623
@evanprotsman9623 7 ай бұрын
11:15 The way Tosh said “I hit a squirrel once, dead center of the back” made me laugh so hard 🤣🤣
@meep_boi
@meep_boi 7 ай бұрын
“I went over him, both wheels, boom boom” haha
@CallowMethuselah
@CallowMethuselah 7 ай бұрын
Someone had better let those folks in the ER from car accidents know that they are out of sync/alignment. They'd better start working on their essence.
@user-oz7hi3yk1s
@user-oz7hi3yk1s 7 ай бұрын
She ain't wrong, meme it all you want she didn't tell a lie.@@CallowMethuselah
@booger_8194
@booger_8194 7 ай бұрын
@@meep_boi😂😂
@FullMetalB
@FullMetalB 7 ай бұрын
@@user-oz7hi3yk1s hahahahahaha!
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