Football at Its Dumbest - Tosh.0

Over the years, Daniel hasn’t just featured some of the best football videos online, he’s produced some of them.
About Tosh.0:
Hosted by comedian Daniel Tosh, Tosh.0 digs into all aspects of the internet, from the ingenious to the absurd to the downright stupid. Through segments like Web Redemption, CeWEBrity Profile and 20 Seconds on the Clock, Daniel sorts through videos of dumb people doing even dumber things and pinpoints the best (and worst) fails out there.
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#Tosh

[@KatDaddyKat]

Now that the show is cancelled (unfortunately), I hope Tosh gets fully back into stand up and brings us another amazing comedy special. His ruthless standup is some of funniest stuff I’ve ever watched.

[@Diesel257]

He never stopped touring but you're right, we need a new special.

[@codydonovan7356]

when was it canceled?

[@romexranger2878]

@@codydonovan7356during Covid

[@dezunne]

he just started a podcast a few days ago, check it out!

[@RHMChelsea]

​@dezunne and it is glorious!!!

[@stoneseabolt]

But when is the full season of "Derek Jeter Presents: Mark Wahlberg Did a Hate Crime" coming out?

[@michaeloftaoism]

well we DID see the footage in "the other guys"

[@CarlScripter]

I still remember sitting on my couch watching the previous night's Tosh.0 on my Tivo, when after the commercial break, Tosh says "WELCOME BACK, CARL" and pauses for a few seconds (my name is Carl). MIND FUCKING BLOWN FOREVER.

[@maxwell6504]

u must've been very high

[@seanclements6206]

Watching tosh aren't we?

[@CarlScripter]

I was not high.

[@seanclements6206]

You don't watch tosh right

[@MrPaultiwanger]

best ever happened to me was watching some news my buddy yelled at news man : Oh shut up and changed channel on next channel the person said : No you shut up

[@DrMoriarty420]

Lmao he said he runs a 4 5 and benches 300+ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@andrewsenior2505]

The most ridiculous claim in the entire video

[@labla8940]

385 I came here looking for someone who caught that. A 4.5 sec. 40 This guy really belongs on "Special Teams" thats NFL Defensive back speed if this pudgy guy ran a 6.5 that would be amazing. Bench 385 These are NFL numbers for fit top prospects and that was his best play. If your going to lie maybe say 5.2 and 320 and I would still question that

[@ocorley3124]

That's not that unbelievable

[@jamiestewart7327]

We need a #DanielToshStandupSpecia2021 !!!!

[@rjchavers9267]

I can only imagine the contracts Daniel's staff had to agree to.

[@embracepaininc]

I just want to hear the cliff notes.

[@CadChamberlain]

well they're the ones that wrote it

[@beenieweenie1986]

I mean how could they agree to be abused like that? wearing dolphins gear?

[@iGaveLiaHIV]

i just want to be the one next to girl at 2:33

[@jr2904]

​@@beenieweenie1986 the humanity

[@meibesmurfn3168]

“This is poor people food” 😂🤣

[@embracepaininc]

wow. and thats hilarious.

[@adalbertoramirez3151]

Back in the day I didn't like Tosh, I thought he was just a smart ass that had trick people into believing he is funny. His KZbin channel has provided me the opportunity to give him a second chance and I'm super glad to have found out that I was dead wrong. The man is hilarious and the way he does this redemptions without humiliating the guest is just great tv. I can't think of anyone who actually trolls guests without being condescending and making them part of the joke and being able to make them look good at the end of the segments by providing the opportunity to be able to not take themselves to seriously and on a human level it's great because lots of them may feel embarrassed by their viral clips and Tosh turns the thing around in a funny and genius way by actually delivering on the redemption aspect of the situation. Tosh is the man

[@DavidJones-ty1ht]

💯

[@vlon3lyboiii666]

Nahh you was right bro not really all that funny he mid at best ..

[@seanthomas5182]

@@vlon3lyboiii666 I certainly wasn't a part of the humor census, he's hilarious!

[@qixxxz]

I have never felt more uncomfortable about liking an entertainer, as I do about Tosh...

[@EverydayWithBobby]

Imo this is how damn near all shows on Comedy Central are 😂 you don’t really appreciate them until long after they stop airing. This show is definitely top tier tho. 1000x’s better than Ridiculousness…

[@derp8575]

The head writer must be a genius to achieve that job title on Daniel's show.

[@crazebamm]

Imagine canceling him lmaoo hopefully they realize this was as dumb as a rock on a rainy day. Bring back the tosher

[@themonsterunderyourbed9408]

Wokeness doesn't want Tosh on air.

[@MrShanester117]

It’s played out. Move on

[@JTmakesfunofdiabled-hs9kh]

He really got cancelled?

[@davidcarter6659]

He was way too nice to Nick Saban.

[@xandercrews4729]

I appreciate that Tosh actually knows Football.

[@mrkbrq2]

Same, it’s what made me a fan of his at first

[@kingwashington4044]

It's just very convenient there's no footage of EDP.

[@bene.2348]

Why do you think they re uploaded, years after they did it before.

[@leogetz3570]

That skit with Romanowski never gets old!!

[@colt45northtexas]

I just realized that he hates Saben because he left Miami.

[@urbz6712]

and sucked for Miami

[@invisalats841]

@@urbz6712 I root against Alabama every week just cause Saban is the head coach. I'm not even a dolphins fan just think if you lie publicly and then make excuses for leaving instead of admitting you sucked at the NFL level I should root against you and your team... It's even so ingrained that if he somehow became the coach of my favorite football team at any level I'd have to root for their opponents every week lol

[@Andrew-jh6nm]

No he ruined Miami

[@SuperSizeMe]

Hope Daniel can find a place to continue his show his way

[@embracepaininc]

It finally hit me, thats why after having the show renewed, then cancelled, all in a short period, is because, you cant say anything offensive anymore.

[@christophermillsap5064]

@@embracepaininc Tosh’s comedy is all about pushing boundaries. I doubt he would’ve been kicked off for simply his humor. I’m sure people are just over clip shows. If Comedy Central would cancel him because “no more offensive jokes!” then they would cancel South Park, as well.

[@glyph2786]

He will

[@savagebuck]

@Christopher Millsap True. Same thing with Sunny in Philadelphia or Family Guy. It truly comes down to ratings. Honestly, we're so numb down by now, that "offensive" humor is not offensive anymore as it is boring. It has been made fun of MILLION TIMES by MILLION other comics. It just wasn't original to the point that clip shows couldn't hold audiences attention anymore.

[@AuRowe]

@@christophermillsap5064 South park lost its funny around time of tegridy imo

[@brendancolliander4438]

Tosh just go to HBO like everyone else

[@iOnlyThinkLogically]

NAH THE SANDRA BULLOCK JOKE FUNNY ASF

[@TheWarriorz1979]

The cue card guy asking to call his grandma is such a genius Dolphins reference. Tosh really never misses

[@flockawaka1017]

Context?

[@TheWarriorz1979]

@@flockawaka1017 when you get a chance, look up Vontae Davis getting traded on here. You won’t regret it

[@Smoodydoo]

💯 thought the same thing once I heard it and burst out laughing 😂

[@iGaveLiaHIV]

it’s funny how much he really loves football

[@WadeWilsonDP]

Mad respect to the female writers that jumped in the shower for the bit.

[@faresabdallah8691]

9:37 well now we all know why he got canceled

[@ryanellin5700]

Damn tosh called Tebow as a tight end before he was even playing baseball

[@pnut3844able]

That's all he ever was, a glorified TE.

[@chazzx1018]

​@@pnut3844ableso Lamar is a glorified running back.

[@DouglasRose-nf5ve]

Is one of the most underrated comedians of all time🎉. Absolutely hilarious

[@alexandralear5440]

Daniel tosh has the energy of a football coach and the look lol

[@BuffaloBilliam]

Dolphins suck! LeTs Go BuFFaLo!!!

[@TheMiamirep]

Go Dolphins !!!

[@urbz6712]

fins up!

[@nandosanchez4860]

Miss this show

[@ClaytonBigsby01]

Tosh you one of the last real comedians left . Never change for the racebaiters .

[@NymbusCumulo928]

oh hey, Sean Hannity is pretending to be black again

[@NymbusCumulo928]

@Alex Dahl "I've known Jeffrey Epstein for 15 years, great guy, we party alot. We even have the same taste in women, hot and young" -Donald Trump, New York Magazine, 2002

[@hapaharley1706]

@@NymbusCumulo928 -Bill Clinton, Esquire, 2001. Nice try though

[@NymbusCumulo928]

@@hapaharley1706 Trump, meanwhile, reportedly attended Epstein-hosted events in New York and Florida, as Epstein patronized the Mar-a-Lago Club. In 2002, Trump even gave a remarkable on-the-record comment about Epstein to a New York magazine journalist, calling him “terrific” and adding that he “likes beautiful women as much as I do, and many of them are on the younger side.” Last time I checked, Clinton hasn't been president for over two decades. Truth hurts, lies feel good. That's why I understand if you wanna keep lying to yourselves, it's ok.

[@NymbusCumulo928]

@LibtardsStillCant SilenceMe15 You can literally look it up for yourself

[@Streifen1911]

that whoLe Kraft segment was hiLarious! 🤣

[@GravitarScrap]

Can’t believe he dissed oatmeal cream pies like that. Unsubscribing

[@fuckgoogle4712]

That's right where he lost me! Luckily for him, it was his final joke. 👎🏼😠

[@vlon3lyboiii666]

I never thought he was funny

[@guylander6844]

That Baylor joke deserved more

[@JTmakesfunofdiabled-hs9kh]

Literally got 0 reaction. Don't think they got it, those uncultured fks.

[@RRR-ox9ud]

If they ever made a movie about Tom Brady, Tosh is my vote to play him.

[@cagentz8581]

I sometimes forget the genius that is Daniel Tosh.

[@joeyk19801]

Tosh looks like a "make-a-wish" recipient in that hat

[@nathanielnalls2578]

"I thank God we didn't get audio" funniest part😭😅

[@mattusapparatus5968]

I haven’t watched CC at all since tosh ended. I watched the South Park specials on HBO

[@obnoxious3388]

Didn’t the Dolphins get moved to Las Vegas

[@SKa-tt9nm]

Google is free

[@88franko]

Tebow and Kaepernick made taking a knee NFL history.

[@themonsterunderyourbed9408]

One for the right reasons and the other for the wrong reasons. Also, Tebow could actually play.

[@kellytolliver2390]

@@themonsterunderyourbed9408 neither can Kaepernick blew the Superbowl

[@themonsterunderyourbed9408]

@Qgreen1005 That's why no team signed him for the longest time.

[@stoneysignorina2473]

Tosh interacting with the kids on the Saban part... awesomeness 😊😊😊

[@stephensnyder9277]

When the Tom Brady Movie gets made, Daniel Tosh should be instantly cast.

[@phinphan7358]

I can't believe he did not include his bit on if he hit the lottery, he would buy the New York Jets and make Tim Tebow the starting QB for life!

[@paxotium7971]

Being a Miami Dolphins fan has been the most pointless part of my life.

[@jesusceballos7277]

I miss tosh.o 😢

[@user-kp6eh2wp3o]

I think we really need to see more of his blogger Carly.

[@auntedistarious]

His wife lol

[@stoneseabolt]

Imagine being the kids parents for the Nick Saban bit. "Soooooo.... we want your kid to watch a 40 year old man scream about Nick Saban for 15 minutes.... We'll give ya $250!" 'Sign us up!'

[@arrowguy173]

Grammar isn't a Bama graduation requirement either. Sad.

[@thomasleffler6721]

The Saban bit and the “sell the team to OKC” line are classics, real fans on this staff

[@dannyboy6980]

He's so salty Alabama is the best

[@alwillk]

@danny Saban coached the dolphins and help turn them into perennial losers, tosh is a dolphins fan. That’s why he is salty. Nothing to do with Alabama.

[@caveresch]

I was almost certain Chris Farley was alive again just listening to the Bob Kraft section.

[@EternalChamp]

“Probably because I’m wearing all black” 🤣😉

[@labla8940]

A 4.5 sec. 40 This guy really belongs on "Special Teams" thats NFL Defensive back speed if this pudgy guy ran a 6.5 that would be amazing. Bench 385 These are NFL numbers for fit top prospects and that was his best play. If your going to lie maybe say 5.2 and 320 and I would still question that

[@CONEHEADDK]

Left cormer shower guy enjoyed it to much...

[@MRSANN2010]

I love Daniel Tosh 🥰

[@JTmakesfunofdiabled-hs9kh]

I've never related more to "I don't care if they read at a 5th grade level, if you can read a defense and not blow my parlay, you're ok in my book" 😭 I'm definitely the guy who bases off whether I like somebody or not based on the fact they've won me money 😭

[@kuruptein]

Amazing how they can keep south Park and not tosh.0...

[@clamcrewcarclub6017]

South Park has gotten pretty lame but it’s probably their most popular show, and after that it had to be tosh.o, so it’s not like Comedy Central can be picky lmfao nobody is watching south side

[@christophermillsap5064]

South Park pretty much always kept CC afloat. The Daily Show (with Jon Stewart) also was probably their best show.

[@bretclaar1663]

There is no way he runs a 4.5

[@inikiblades6168]

Where's tosh? Haven't seen him in forever I wonder if he would throw knives with me on my KZbin channel?

[@dromingo6881]

Sons of anarchy is a 6/10 in my book 🤣

[@Jasel71]

I'm not knocking the guy cause he was on tv and asked that question but there's no way he's running the 40 in 4.5/6. Maybe 4.9 or 5 and also he's not benching over 300lbs either! Not a fn chance but then again I'd have lied too!!

[@landi2244]

That Bill Romanowski bit was hilarious!!

[@MegaPuggz]

that dude absolutely cant run a 4.5-4.6 like he said lol

[@jr8856]

Forreal L0L

[@liamplayle495]

Where is Kiffin’s Krimson Korner. That one is a classic!

[@DonaldBermudez-k6u]

Saban leaving the Dolphins for Bama was one of the decisions that was so incredibly right, despite the controversy that existed really only among sad Miami fans, and history will back that up forever and ever. How can you objectively say he was wrong; you can't.

[@100chuckjones]

Life long Patriots fan. that patriots thing had me rolling on the ground. Only thing it was missing was "Do your job".

[@kaleloz2868]

Tebow just signed with Jags as A TE ..... U heard it here first

[@eighterfromdecatur]

Yup. Supposedly he’s killing it at mini-camp and OTAs

[@SKa-tt9nm]

Spoiler alert... he’s absolutely not killing it

[@justbecause9645]

Now cut.

[@vulturevic]

You the man... sometimes.

[@BiscuitBoyTN]

Loved the part about Nick Saban

[@MM-zq9cj]

That man that tackled his own teammate runs a 4.5 in his dreams 😂

[@tempsitch5632]

Dude runs to the buffet.

[@thrwawyacct]

Matt Damon is a poor-man's Mark Wahlberg.

[@ericseitzler81]

U got that backwards man.matt Damon would destroy mark in a fight and definitely in acting.mark plays the same person in every movie

[@christopherquarry6234]

I love that you need to be a dog not a cat

[@JamieJones-fj9rx]

Lol how could I forget the hazing with a sockfulla nickels? I'm dying watching these old clips. We miss the show. 😅

[@nickmooney2637]

Bruh the fact his name was Chad had me dying lmao 😂

[@kmastershizzznit9829]

Tosh if you can hear this your dearly missed and your a fucking legend

[@YaBoiJern757]

No one can hear you buddy.. it's a KZbin comment

[@sinchuf3367]

so, quick question. If tosh is still on the internet making non political correct jokes, how come he's the only comedian the woke hasn't tried to cancel him?

[@seanclements6206]

Scared

[@ericseitzler81]

Because everything he says is the truth and everyone knows it

[@pluckypluckster]

yea kinda odd teebowing was okay but kneeling got another QB fired.

[@AlvaroArredondo-ir6iv]

The Mark Wahlberg story is actually true. Several years later, Mark got together with the guy & apologized. The man forgave Wahlberg and that’s all I remember from that story.

[@chazzx1018]

He was already going blind in the eye.

[@leewilcox5848]

That Bears fan hit that pole like Cody Parky kicked him.

[@buckyq71]

You’re double counting the $3 in the bellboys pocket. The guy paid $28, $25 to the hotel and $3 in the bellboys pocket. Then you add the $2 he got back and that gives you $30. Why would you say he paid $28 and then add the bellboys money? The bellboys $3 is included in the $28.

[@mondogecko3279]

SAM ADAMS…✌️TWO!!!

[@DonaldBermudez-k6u]

I love how all of the dolphins gear was brand new, as probably no one on the staff, Tosh included, probably had any dolphins gear themselves as the dolphins were terrible at this time and really have been since Dan Marino left. EAGLES. Also Tom Brady as "greatest game manager of all time" is only something a dolphins fan could say. At least you hate the Patriots with your heart which I appreciate.

[@professoroflogic347]

Daniel looks like Lane Kiffin

[@ilovebrandnewcarpets]

I've been listening to Tosh's podcast (hilarious btw), so I know he's married. I have no idea what his wife looks like. @ 1:08 I'm like "dang, she's cute". Google his wife, and sure enough it's her 😂

[@donaldroller3461]

Mr Tosh, that is by far the best football commentary / documentary /Kitty cats exposé I have ever witnessed In my entire life! I champion you and your teams endeavors into not only this commentary on football but also into all of life's mysteries! I find it hard to express with words at how you make me feel... Alas my words are mere futile devices at this point. ❤ much love and admiration to you.

[@mikes9438]

I always loved this show but I stopped watching because they would show horrific injuries and super gross stuff without warning

[@danielikelman481]

Holy crap, that Coastal Carolina coach is missing some chromosomes

[@tannerschs]

His 40 time is 4.5, and benches 385 that's cap

[@Leafer55]

"Rub 'n' Tug" Robert Kraft, a legacy of supporting human trafficking.

[@jacobdockter6407]

Could be WORSE coulda be at baylor. That was a good joke that got lost on the audience

[@stevecorley3815]

Loving the Brevard Community College shirt! BCC in the house!

[@jacobdockter6407]

Oh man tebowing. That was a legit american experience back 10 years ago

[@ERIC-bt1qn]

The Sandra Bullock quote has aged well haha

[@sullywtf]

came here just to make this comment

[@DemocratsareagentsofSATAN]

*"LIFE...IS A PARACHUTE!!"* LMAO

[@kurtfitzgerald3738]

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[@jesse1257]

This is actually funny that's probably why they cancelled the show. I hate this new age woke BS if i want to say the "n' word thats my business lol

[@ILoveTheGreyScale]

Coach's fault. You never put a defense guy on offense, all of a sudden.

[@pnut3844able]

No one got the Baylor joke lol

[@austintyler7901]

Who knew that one day Coastal Carolina would be known for more than this?

[@kratosgutierrez7369]

He never liked the guy that's why he tackled him

[@adamdemirs3466]

One of the funnies men on the planet along with Will Ferrell and Dave Chappelle.

[@gilt2349]

Chappelle was great Key word was Like 10 years ago Will never was Keep a sense of humor it helps

[@gilt2349]

@@MidwestRainstorms if that's comedy your right

[@whisker.biscuit8149]

Bring tosh back

[@SaraSelf-h9b]

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[@TruckWithJeter]

Brings a whole new meaning of balls in your jaws🤣