Football at Its Dumbest - Tosh.0

Over the years, Daniel hasn’t just featured some of the best football videos online, he’s produced some of them.
About Tosh.0:
Hosted by comedian Daniel Tosh, Tosh.0 digs into all aspects of the internet, from the ingenious to the absurd to the downright stupid. Through segments like Web Redemption, CeWEBrity Profile and 20 Seconds on the Clock, Daniel sorts through videos of dumb people doing even dumber things and pinpoints the best (and worst) fails out there.
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#Tosh

[@KatDaddyKat]

Now that the show is cancelled (unfortunately), I hope Tosh gets fully back into stand up and brings us another amazing comedy special. His ruthless standup is some of funniest stuff I’ve ever watched.

[@Diesel257]

He never stopped touring but you're right, we need a new special.

[@codydonovan7356]

when was it canceled?

[@romexranger2878]

@@codydonovan7356during Covid

[@dezunne]

he just started a podcast a few days ago, check it out!

[@RHMChelsea]

​@dezunne and it is glorious!!!

[@CarlScripter]

I still remember sitting on my couch watching the previous night's Tosh.0 on my Tivo, when after the commercial break, Tosh says "WELCOME BACK, CARL" and pauses for a few seconds (my name is Carl). MIND FUCKING BLOWN FOREVER.

[@maxwell6504]

u must've been very high

[@seanclements6206]

Watching tosh aren't we?

[@CarlScripter]

I was not high.

[@seanclements6206]

You don't watch tosh right

[@MrPaultiwanger]

best ever happened to me was watching some news my buddy yelled at news man : Oh shut up and changed channel on next channel the person said : No you shut up

[@meibesmurfn3168]

“This is poor people food” 😂🤣

[@embracepaininc]

wow. and thats hilarious.

[@leogetz3570]

That skit with Romanowski never gets old!!

[@matthewc3959]

12:33 the guy saying that was his best play is so funny. Love the honesty

[@TheWarriorz1979]

The cue card guy asking to call his grandma is such a genius Dolphins reference. Tosh really never misses

[@flockawaka1017]

Context?

[@TheWarriorz1979]

@@flockawaka1017 when you get a chance, look up Vontae Davis getting traded on here. You won’t regret it

[@Smoodydoo]

💯 thought the same thing once I heard it and burst out laughing 😂

[@iGaveLiaHIV]

it’s funny how much he really loves football

[@Streifen1911]

that whoLe Kraft segment was hiLarious! 🤣

[@nathanielnalls2578]

"I thank God we didn't get audio" funniest part😭😅

[@derp8575]

The head writer must be a genius to achieve that job title on Daniel's show.

[@thomasleffler6721]

The Saban bit and the “sell the team to OKC” line are classics, real fans on this staff

[@Bamaboy748]

He's so salty Alabama is the best

[@alwillk]

@danny Saban coached the dolphins and help turn them into perennial losers, tosh is a dolphins fan. That’s why he is salty. Nothing to do with Alabama.

[@landi2244]

That Bill Romanowski bit was hilarious!!

[@jamiestewart7327]

We need a #DanielToshStandupSpecia2021 !!!!

[@johnnytelemundo]

whats a number sign daniel tosh standup special 2021

[@adalbertoramirez3151]

Back in the day I didn't like Tosh, I thought he was just a smart ass that had trick people into believing he is funny. His KZbin channel has provided me the opportunity to give him a second chance and I'm super glad to have found out that I was dead wrong. The man is hilarious and the way he does this redemptions without humiliating the guest is just great tv. I can't think of anyone who actually trolls guests without being condescending and making them part of the joke and being able to make them look good at the end of the segments by providing the opportunity to be able to not take themselves to seriously and on a human level it's great because lots of them may feel embarrassed by their viral clips and Tosh turns the thing around in a funny and genius way by actually delivering on the redemption aspect of the situation. Tosh is the man

[@DavidJones-ty1ht]

💯

[@vlon3lyboiii666]

Nahh you was right bro not really all that funny he mid at best ..

[@seanthomas5182]

@@vlon3lyboiii666 I certainly wasn't a part of the humor census, he's hilarious!

[@qixxxz]

I have never felt more uncomfortable about liking an entertainer, as I do about Tosh...

[@EverydayWithBobby]

Imo this is how damn near all shows on Comedy Central are 😂 you don’t really appreciate them until long after they stop airing. This show is definitely top tier tho. 1000x’s better than Ridiculousness…

[@stoneysignorina2473]

Tosh interacting with the kids on the Saban part... awesomeness 😊😊😊

[@xandercrews4729]

I appreciate that Tosh actually knows Football.

[@mrkbrq2]

Same, it’s what made me a fan of his at first

[@johnnytelemundo]

@@mrkbrq2 because of tardball? kinda embarrassing aint it

[@mrkbrq2]

@@johnnytelemundo tardball?.. I’d be embarrassed to say that nowadays. PC police will be here momentarily. Wait here sir..

[@DrMoriarty420]

Lmao he said he runs a 4 5 and benches 300+ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@andrewsenior2505]

The most ridiculous claim in the entire video

[@labla8940]

385 I came here looking for someone who caught that. A 4.5 sec. 40 This guy really belongs on "Special Teams" thats NFL Defensive back speed if this pudgy guy ran a 6.5 that would be amazing. Bench 385 These are NFL numbers for fit top prospects and that was his best play. If your going to lie maybe say 5.2 and 320 and I would still question that

[@ocorley3124]

That's not that unbelievable

[@Byyourlogic-s3u]

@@ocorley3124especially when you consider that’s probably a hand timed 40

[@rjchavers9267]

I can only imagine the contracts Daniel's staff had to agree to.

[@embracepaininc]

I just want to hear the cliff notes.

[@CadChamberlain]

well they're the ones that wrote it

[@beenieweenie1986]

I mean how could they agree to be abused like that? wearing dolphins gear?

[@iGaveLiaHIV]

i just want to be the one next to girl at 2:33

[@jwr2904]

​@@beenieweenie1986 the humanity

[@donaldroller3461]

Mr Tosh, that is by far the best football commentary / documentary /Kitty cats exposé I have ever witnessed In my entire life! I champion you and your teams endeavors into not only this commentary on football but also into all of life's mysteries! I find it hard to express with words at how you make me feel... Alas my words are mere futile devices at this point. ❤ much love and admiration to you.

[@cagentz8581]

I sometimes forget the genius that is Daniel Tosh.

[@MRSANN2010]

I love Daniel Tosh 🥰

[@stoneseabolt]

Imagine being the kids parents for the Nick Saban bit. "Soooooo.... we want your kid to watch a 40 year old man scream about Nick Saban for 15 minutes.... We'll give ya $250!" 'Sign us up!'

[@nickmooney2637]

Bruh the fact his name was Chad had me dying lmao 😂

[@stoneseabolt]

But when is the full season of "Derek Jeter Presents: Mark Wahlberg Did a Hate Crime" coming out?

[@michaeloftaoism]

well we DID see the footage in "the other guys"

[@RRR-ox9ud]

If they ever made a movie about Tom Brady, Tosh is my vote to play him.

[@DaReaper-b1k]

nahh, better fit would be Jay Fiedler, go fins

[@faresabdallah8691]

9:37 well now we all know why he got canceled

[@ryanellin5700]

Damn tosh called Tebow as a tight end before he was even playing baseball

[@pnut3844able]

That's all he ever was, a glorified TE.

[@chazzx1018]

​@@pnut3844ableso Lamar is a glorified running back.

[@kingwashington4044]

It's just very convenient there's no footage of EDP.

[@bene.2348]

Why do you think they re uploaded, years after they did it before.

[@nandosanchez4860]

Miss this show

[@JTmakesfunofdiabled-hs9kh]

I've never related more to "I don't care if they read at a 5th grade level, if you can read a defense and not blow my parlay, you're ok in my book" 😭 I'm definitely the guy who bases off whether I like somebody or not based on the fact they've won me money 😭

[@crazebamm]

Imagine canceling him lmaoo hopefully they realize this was as dumb as a rock on a rainy day. Bring back the tosher

[@themonsterunderyourbed9408]

Wokeness doesn't want Tosh on air.

[@MrShanester117]

It’s played out. Move on

[@JTmakesfunofdiabled-hs9kh]

He really got cancelled?

[@davidcarter6659]

He was way too nice to Nick Saban.

[@liamplayle495]

Where is Kiffin’s Krimson Korner. That one is a classic!

[@MM-zq9cj]

That man that tackled his own teammate runs a 4.5 in his dreams 😂

[@tempsitch5632]

Dude runs to the buffet.

[@mattusapparatus5968]

I haven’t watched CC at all since tosh ended. I watched the South Park specials on HBO

[@iOnlyThinkLogically]

NAH THE SANDRA BULLOCK JOKE FUNNY ASF

[@alexandralear5440]

Daniel tosh has the energy of a football coach and the look lol

[@JamieJones-fj9rx]

Lol how could I forget the hazing with a sockfulla nickels? I'm dying watching these old clips. We miss the show. 😅

[@EternalChamp]

“Probably because I’m wearing all black” 🤣😉

[@ndirangukaiguri]

I miss tosh and his hilarious show 😂😂😂😂

[@drpepper8587]

“this is poor people food” 🤣🤣

[@caveresch]

I was almost certain Chris Farley was alive again just listening to the Bob Kraft section.

[@franksessions4346]

Glad Daniels back !

[@Guapo17o]

This show needs to come back fr

[@phinphan7358]

I can't believe he did not include his bit on if he hit the lottery, he would buy the New York Jets and make Tim Tebow the starting QB for life!

[@a.rome3]

The Romanowski skit is a classic.

[@timeschange4604]

Love his Dolphins fandom lol!

[@100chuckjones]

Life long Patriots fan. that patriots thing had me rolling on the ground. Only thing it was missing was "Do your job".

[@stephensnyder9277]

When the Tom Brady Movie gets made, Daniel Tosh should be instantly cast.

[@TruckingWithJeter]

Brings a whole new meaning of balls in your jaws🤣

[@missinglinq]

The Robert Kraft segment is comedy gold!

[@JuanCena23]

That Baylor joke went right over there heads but it was ruthless

[@guylander6844]

That Baylor joke deserved more

[@JTmakesfunofdiabled-hs9kh]

Literally got 0 reaction. Don't think they got it, those uncultured fks.

[@towel6969]

tosh you are the best man, love your work

[@leewilcox5848]

That Bears fan hit that pole like Cody Parky kicked him.

[@yourcheapdate4564]

'this is poor people food' lol!

[@brendancolliander4438]

Tosh just go to HBO like everyone else

[@RyanDale100]

I just realized that he hates Saben because he left Miami.

[@urbz6712]

and sucked for Miami

[@invisalats841]

@@urbz6712 I root against Alabama every week just cause Saban is the head coach. I'm not even a dolphins fan just think if you lie publicly and then make excuses for leaving instead of admitting you sucked at the NFL level I should root against you and your team... It's even so ingrained that if he somehow became the coach of my favorite football team at any level I'd have to root for their opponents every week lol

[@Andrew-jh6nm]

No he ruined Miami

[@Ddub1083]

Web Redemption was ahead of its time... even today I see viral vids and im like man i wanna see a web redemption with that person lol

[@riverraisin1]

Why was it ahead of its time?

[@Ddub1083]

@@riverraisin1 because now we have people goin viral all the time and itd be nice to hear from those people.

[@BiscuitBoyTN]

Loved the part about Nick Saban

[@cpmow831]

16:38 WTF is he talking about? 🤣🤣🤣

[@fluffyfeetbmf]

Dapole I’m dead🤣🤣🤣

[@user-kp6eh2wp3o]

I think we really need to see more of his blogger Carly.

[@auntedistarious]

His wife lol

[@ERIC-bt1qn]

The Sandra Bullock quote has aged well haha

[@sullywtf]

came here just to make this comment

[@mikeschmidt4800]

I played semi pro football for a couple years after high school. The two things that stand out to me were pulling up to the game in the uhaul van with blunt smoke and lil jon blasting and the time a couple dirty hits I was involved in ended in a benches clearing brawl that resulted in zero penalties or elections. First down after the interception return. . . Lol.

[@siryukoncorneulius4986]

Cool……………..

[@INFILTR8US]

we're all rootin' for you cletus

[@MarcAndElena]

As someone who lives In Brevard County, good to see him with the BCC shirt on.

[@DouglasRose-nf5ve]

Is one of the most underrated comedians of all time🎉. Absolutely hilarious

[@brownieelf6171]

High school, High school? 😂

[@marcusmiller5443]

Sabado ('Sabbath') is Saturday, Daniel. Domingo is Sunday.

[@dromingo6881]

Sons of anarchy is a 6/10 in my book 🤣

[@joeg5414]

12;23 I can see how this would happen if you're only used to playing defense.

[@anthonysantos3629]

Saaam aaadams! Twooo😂😂😂😂

[@tomoconnor7451]

Stunt man 🤣🤣🤣

[@stevecorley3815]

Loving the Brevard Community College shirt! BCC in the house!

[@worldwarchamp1959]

It's good to see Romanowski hasn't changed.

[@whythe48]

Lmfao the Toshmahal

[@paxotium7971]

Being a Miami Dolphins fan has been the most pointless part of my life.

[@cody6394]

What are you "ima lab technician" How much can you bench "385" Jesus that guy is full of surprise achievements.

[@NGHCRKD]

the kids 🤣

[@whisker.biscuit8149]

Bring tosh back

[@joeyk19801]

Tosh looks like a "make-a-wish" recipient in that hat

[@jesusceballos7277]

I miss tosh.o 😢

[@labla8940]

A 4.5 sec. 40 This guy really belongs on "Special Teams" thats NFL Defensive back speed if this pudgy guy ran a 6.5 that would be amazing. Bench 385 These are NFL numbers for fit top prospects and that was his best play. If your going to lie maybe say 5.2 and 320 and I would still question that

[@kmastershizzznit9829]

Tosh if you can hear this your dearly missed and your a fucking legend

[@YaBoiJern757]

No one can hear you buddy.. it's a KZbin comment

[@watsonlitchfield2306]

I'm from NC and I live about 25 miles from the beach. I've never heard of that football team, but old boy looks kinda familiar. And I'm pretty sure that he had been drinking moonshine when he did that interview. I love NC. Never a dull moment, and it's always fun to laugh at all the yankees.

[@HooyahPeacock]

Sure you are....not

[@watsonlitchfield2306]

@@HooyahPeacock Not what?

[@jakeowens1770]

Best of the best

[@TheMiamirep]

Go Dolphins !!!

[@urbz6712]

fins up!

[@naperock9]

Did that dude really say that he runs a 4.5 and benches 385🤣🤣🤣

[@professoroflogic347]

Daniel looks like Lane Kiffin

[@thehunterstruck]

I’m surprised the crowd was quiet on that Baylor dig

[@vulturevic]

You the man... sometimes.

[@Alphajay86]

Anyone else think the guy at 6:18 sounds EXACTLY like Anthony Jeselnik

[@taron801]

He better continue on KZbin

[@kaleloz2868]

Tebow just signed with Jags as A TE ..... U heard it here first

[@eighterfromdecatur]

Yup. Supposedly he’s killing it at mini-camp and OTAs

[@SKa-tt9nm]

Spoiler alert... he’s absolutely not killing it

[@justbecause9645]

Now cut.

[@ef01mw]

....I like this Tosh Saban.

[@stevennewman8276]

Romanowski...nice touch

[@bretclaar1663]

There is no way he runs a 4.5

[@eugenediaz4386]

Pew jock or pew jockey 8:51

[@steveroark6393]

At the press conference everybody was left handed.

[@FatTony_Football]

I want Tosh in a ITYSL skit so bad

[@ClaytonBigsby01]

Tosh you one of the last real comedians left . Never change for the racebaiters .

[@NymbusCumulo928]

oh hey, Sean Hannity is pretending to be black again

[@NymbusCumulo928]

@Alex Dahl "I've known Jeffrey Epstein for 15 years, great guy, we party alot. We even have the same taste in women, hot and young" -Donald Trump, New York Magazine, 2002

[@hapaharley1706]

@@NymbusCumulo928 -Bill Clinton, Esquire, 2001. Nice try though

[@NymbusCumulo928]

@@hapaharley1706 Trump, meanwhile, reportedly attended Epstein-hosted events in New York and Florida, as Epstein patronized the Mar-a-Lago Club. In 2002, Trump even gave a remarkable on-the-record comment about Epstein to a New York magazine journalist, calling him “terrific” and adding that he “likes beautiful women as much as I do, and many of them are on the younger side.” Last time I checked, Clinton hasn't been president for over two decades. Truth hurts, lies feel good. That's why I understand if you wanna keep lying to yourselves, it's ok.

[@NymbusCumulo928]

@LibtardsStillCant SilenceMe15 You can literally look it up for yourself