My Apology to Dream

I feel so stupid.
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[@DailyDoseOfInternet]

It’s ok Dunkey.

[@downair4389]

We forgive you.

[@siddharthkargutkar]

Its not okay dunkey lied about dream i burnt all my dream merchandise after the news of dream cheating i thought dunkey was not biased but turns out i am wrong.Dunkey is nitpicking he should delete this channel or better give it to me because i am pro gamer who have all pokemon in sword and shield

[@siddharthkargutkar]

@@maxman126 no u

[@wack3692]

Dunkey will remember that

[@F.E.M.T.O]

Daily Dose of Internet, a dunkey simp?

[@samlee9372]

It was actually Dream's little brother doing the speedrun, that's where the confusion arose.

[@matthewayres6615]

I hear the controller wasn't even plugged in too

[@fabanano6158]

And he also had a blindfold on

[@RebelHound]

@@matthewayres6615 I hear the unplugged controller was actually a dance mat from Just Dance for the Wii

[@fabanano6158]

@@fackimgoingtocummm6302 turtle burger

[@RM22201]

Booooo

[@user-mv1cw7ye9i]

dunkey’s a genius. the sarcasm isn’t picked up by dream’s audience cause they’re all 6.

[@prqel1666]

That's correct

[@Animallover24678]

yeah but i picked up on it and im not 6

[@hunterboi4087]

Stfu

[@tolib3307]

@@hunterboi4087 lol

[@clounfysh]

@@hunterboi4087 you're the type of people he is talking about

[@qikas_nan5288]

dream needs to apologize to dunkey now

[@prqel1666]

Yessir!

[@swagfogg]

For sure!

[@cragermantisad5452]

Sir Yes Sir! 👊👊

[@haolikshin]

Nonono

[@haolikshin]

Dislike

[@smogman07]

His channel isn’t the same since he stopped doing among us Sunday’s

[@turt1100]

turtle burger...

[@gentle6400]

Among Us Tuesdays are the true OG gamers

[@yoyoyo9035]

turtle burger...

[@TaXXXXman]

@@fackimgoingtocummm6302 affirmative!

[@junk3996]

see, THATS the real drama im waiting to hear a response about

[@RealMikeHock]

I actually had this opinion the entire time, and was never wrong at any point. Any comments saying otherwise were actually written by my little brother.

[@ProtocolDroidHK47]

See, I was wearing a blindfold and my keyboard wasn't even plugged in, but this time it's for real.

[@greasysmig8966]

You see I was out at Wendy’s and my pet hamster had a go on my keyboard. Its the real me this time

[@A1-_-]

I had simply spilled milk onto my keyboard, causing a mechanical error of which i had no control over.

[@quantumgargoyle3888]

To be honest, I wasn’t even trying when I told dream to kill himself

[@kafkatamura5177]

Russian hackers actually hacked INTO my account and wrote all these old posts saying Dream cheated. Dammit!

[@matthewk.4289]

Dream’s odds: 1 in 7.5 trillion Dunkey’s sarcasm: Incomputable

[@loneranger4282]

yes

[@juliuszkocinski7478]

Well it can be as close to 1 as you need

[@potatoex4886]

Well he has cheated lol

[@shadowcobra69]

Well he did cheat and this video is so sarcastic how did you not notice he was joking and Trying not get 2 year olds after him

[@juliuszkocinski7478]

@@shadowcobra69 Who didn't notice? XD

[@kolamite]

i fucking love how near the end of the video he replaces dream fanart with cryaotic fanart genuinely the funniest shit

[@yeet12937]

Dream do be cheating at literally everything, first Minecraft, then his persona

[@kitteneyejo]

the worst part is that i literally didnt even notice

[@1ilacHeaven]

What’s the difference? 😭

[@georgiasomething2064]

Time stamp?

[@Kyaramel]

@@georgiasomething2064 It's at 2:53 I believe

[@Kaw18]

He is still using the god damn clip of him mining the stone with the log.

[@s0lacee]

I hate it.

[@s0lacee]

But I love it.

[@firstnamelastname5709]

@@s0lacee what

[@aminorityofone]

you know.. ive played hundreds of hours of Minecraft, picked the game up when notch had the game for free in sept/oct like 10 years ago or something. hosted my own servers,with custom mods and spent nearly 2 years moderating it with friends and keeping up with updates and mod updates..... and yet..... somehow i missed this in both videos.... wtf

[@yung_bonsai]

paper beats rock, and guess what paper is made out of... btw the earth is flat, just like in minecraft.

[@InfernoOmni]

this is unironically a better apology than most KZbin apologies lol

[@diodoritos1944]

Oh Hi Om.

[@butterswastaken6898]

YOO OMNI I WAS JUST WATCHING YOUR NEW VIDEO

[@xd_joe]

xd_joe..

[@ErnestoRamirez-bd7ci]

this unironically worse than most unverified comments lol

[@jlatiemo]

OMNI HI

[@toasters4713]

“Don’t apologize for being the smartest one in the room.”

[@Flome810]

Spider man far from home reference

[@selpak3138]

@@Flome810 burg

[@jackbeckner8334]

Remember if he is the smartest one in the room he should not be in that room aka we do not deserve video game dunky

[@haolikshin]

@@jackbeckner8334 ok?

[@andymcclurg9916]

@@Flome810 Wasn't that a Riz Ahmed line from Venom?

[@ZergrushEddie]

The 1 in 100,000,000 thing has got a real “I’ve got the worst fucking attorneys” vibe

[@Timotainment]

this "bill nye" character seems pretty nitpicking and biased

[@yourwelcome5293]

hes a dream stan, nothing we can do 'bout it

[@Odreaded]

It’s almost like he isn’t even a scientist

[@21joebloe]

Therefore, Dunkey wins. Bye bye

[@plumpychump1165]

K

[@JessmanChicken86]

omg Tim I love you

[@Ayundaru]

Charlie is gonna have to update his KZbinr apology tier list video now...

[@stare4539]

Br

[@bije277]

Yeah he’s gonna have to make a new tier above S!

[@useruserrr]

He has to add himself

[@sfuikm]

For those that are unsure but don't feel like asking, he's talking about penguinz0

[@ReaperCheGuevara]

Woooooosh!

[@GrassHMan]

he knew dream was cheating all along

[@user-zk4nh2el7h]

Because he got brain

[@faker3033]

everbody knew, funny when i think about the many idiots who defended him with their life ahha

[@dujoboi]

I love how the 8 year old stans are happy that he apologised and normal people are happy that its irony

[@TalkingBook72]

Dunkey has really taken anyone who can't detect sarcasm on a wild ride this year

[@NaoNakashima]

Poe's Law :)

[@chybaignacy5368]

I can detect sarcazm and im still confused...

[@iwavrQwpX4uB39nilBlQ]

dream cheated.

[@gorgannan5177]

Like the hundreds of people on the subreddit thinking he was really done making good videos.

[@tavogerard9691]

F in the chat for any autistic subscribers

[@sneegsnag]

How does a satirical apology end up coming out better than any other “real” youtuber apology

[@ThatOneDude7]

Very simple. Because dunkey actually puts effort into his videos.

[@Roman-bw2fo]

Hey sneeg!

[@SnoppleWopple]

Yeah

[@ZackSpartan76]

YES dude. I'm glad you've said this.

[@felixtatang414]

SNEEGG

[@kayasaur2036]

A wise man once said "1 in 100 million, that's like a 1 in 3 shot at that point"

[@mr.x5047]

"This is like finding a dead body at Logan Paul's house." - Gex

[@thoticcusprime9309]

@Dr Rhesus Team 10

[@totalhydration5240]

That damn lizard Gex! If you were a fan of Gex, you'll get it!

[@rjmarshall1304]

My favourite comment ever.

[@KBCards]

Hey all! Z-tier

[@bakerXderek]

I don't even know who the hell Dream is

[@armeeee9246]

Hello verified user!

[@Red-hw6rl]

You don't wanna know....it's a nightmare I'm sorry

[@Boxvoko]

Wow that's actually very cool, super trendy

[@jakehague1555]

@Mike Wazowski sums it up

[@billy7685]

Hello motorcycle how do you do braap braap?

[@FAMBEEZO]

“One in a hundred million? That’s like... a one in three shot” -videogamedunkey

[@bobshnitzel2608]

1 in 3, it either doesn't happen or it does, or it doesn't but Dream says it does

[@joelikesthings]

Dream was so scummy with how he presented that stat. It was 1/100,000,000 that THE WHOLE MINECRAFT SPEED RUN COMMUNITY would achieve ONE run like that...

[@Mark_Goddin]

Excellent maths on Dunkey’s part right there.

[@scritoph3368]

Have you ever seen a movie? 1 in a million is practically guaranteed, as long as it's the good guy getting those odds! And dream has way too many subs to be the bad guy, surely?

[@Kamikaze259]

@@joelikesthings yea, if the WHOLE COMMUNITY does a speedrun ONCE

[@advil2927]

I cant believe dunkey was being sarcastic the whole time...

[@Vissorilio]

2:26 yup totally not noticable sarcasm here :D

[@Liam-fd4uh]

@@Vissorilio “I cant believe dunkey was being sarcastic the whole time...” yup totally not noticeable sarcasm here :D

[@tweer64]

@@Liam-fd4uh Tbf, I didn't watch the entire video because I thought it was just another misguided Dream stan.

[@selocha4367]

Imagine if Dream Stans actually uses this video as a proof that he didn't cheat lmao

[@Vissorilio]

Wdym dunkey is the mysterious bill Nye Harvard professor. He is the biggest dream Stan that's why his proof in this video is so convincing.

[@lightpearl1495]

Not all stans r dumb, my friend who's a dream stan was laughing the heck out after watching this.

[@daviddraper6468]

I’m sorry you had to deal with this, Dunkey. You know what they say: “it’s every day, bro”

[@elhooligan9284]

Thanks david

[@sharplydressedrabbit3604]

@Clockyn Error Code 420: Disney Channel flow stopped working Reason: Fired

[@morgancestmoi6018]

Fact💯💯

[@josephtorres7332]

Very epic joke David

[@sirhorsewithahammer8685]

bunger

[@RenoMay]

I didn’t see a truck parked outside his mansion. Terrible apology

[@christophhollmann]

ah a Jake Paul referecne.. i got this one

[@user-cp9id1mj8b]

@@christophhollmann I think he's actually talking about the CSGO Lotto scandal

[@dominicfliszkiewicz8899]

hes talking about tmartn's apology

[@garrettstrand3486]

I just got done watching your latest video. Didn't expect to see you here though lol.

[@chesphendshil8270]

@@user-cp9id1mj8b yep, its that one

[@theletterk]

Watching the prequel.

[@featherspy]

I'm sitting here like "why is this background music so familiar" then I realized, as the mother of a toddler, it's one of the first results on KZbin for "baby lullabye for sleep" 😂

[@unpseudototalementnormal517]

But it's a music from animal crossing xD

[@exilley2134]

@@unpseudototalementnormal517 animal crossing is relaxing enough to have music considered suitable for babies tryna slep :p

[@mirmalchik]

hahahaaaa hell yeah bill nye lullabye

[@oceanmew]

Just a heads up the song is actually "Stale Cupcakes" from Animal Crossing New Leaf

[@rejectedhumanity5239]

A mom that watches Dunkey? Badass.

[@jeffbeharry1002]

This is the first "strand-type" apology.

[@AdamShepard]

wow.

[@maxluong2]

No, that was when logan paul impregnated his brother.

[@nameless9954]

LMAO

[@ratgator]

LMAOOOOOO BEST COMMENT I'VE SEEN THIS FUCKING YEAR

[@jimbo0386]

Stand-type

[@intothekey]

Dunkey is a genius. He realized that kids under 8 don't get sopping irony and made a video that validates everyones opinions leading to that insane like to dislike raito.

[@MrBroke]

exactly. i should try this sometime

[@Timmering]

Lmao ikr

[@thegoldenw]

YOU JUST MADE MY ENTIRE NIGHT YES

[@nitsuj8100]

LMAO

[@koteshima6682]

nice pfp, rare to see Sket Dance stuff nowadays

[@swag121]

Next in KZbin recommendations: "Dream's Response, DEBUNKED"

[@kudosbudo]

Don't you mean beDUNKED

[@sappy3651]

Well...it was

[@sheharyarkhan1531]

Can't believe he was being sarcastic this whole time. What else can you expect from the dude who beat Bowsers big bean burrito in .65 seconds.

[@pocketglove]

"I made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgment"

[@whitehownkey4460]

@@fackimgoingtocummm6302 cam I eat you?

[@69yearsago77]

@@fackimgoingtocummm6302 TURTLE BURRGGGGGERRRRR

[@69yearsago77]

@@fackimgoingtocummm6302 ayyyyyy

[@fabanano6158]

@@fackimgoingtocummm6302 turtle burger

[@ProtoMario]

This arc is getting spicy

[@potelitli5740]

Dream is lucky

[@ieieieieierio]

Lol only 9 likes

[@sorayacatfriend]

BUT PROTO

[@ryanjansenbaranda8556]

Ghost pepper level

[@gruma6581]

The plot thickens.

[@djbongwater]

oh did you immediately sort by new to see if people would leave comments about the un-apology? welcome, dawg

[@joltdarkjolteon4125]

Yep

[@stupidteous]

yepp

[@DamaThamaCrazyDave]

Remember Dunkey was sarcastic in this video dream stans

[@Letmekickyou]

always has been

[@DanMan]

i knew the dream wasnt over and the nightmare didnt begin

[@ikandoit]

it was just the drugs man

[@kinggoose1527]

Hi dan

[@dimmie8616]

Technically, he slowly is. His statement of apology isn't solid as concrete as many people are slowly digging into his own truths or lies.

[@Ryleeman54number2]

He actually did cheat tho

[@AVeryNormalGuy]

@@dimmie8616 Did you even watch the video. It's not even slow. Dunkey was making fun of the guy Dream hired.

[@adrianrojas8771]

Dunkey not having a sweater while apologizing, not trying to sound depressed, not blaming his childhood memories for his mistakes, not petting his pet to look like a good person, worst apologize I've seen. 10/10 it has a little something for everyone.

[@SOMeDoOD1992]

- IGN

[@Prefreshing]

“Nope, you are nitpicking and biased. I win bye bye”

[@Alexandra-gt6kn]

It really makes you *feel* like an apology.

[@r.martinwarnke6184]

well put

[@thatone8541]

1:06 - 1:14

[@plodei]

Unapologize

[@Bound4Earth]

God Tier Sarcasm. It even fooled Dream into thinking Dunkey likes him.

[@Codricmon]

Everything I know about Dream, I learned against my will.

[@animatrix1490]

I feel you. My friend showed a couple of his videos to me and I was not entertained

[@bosch5303]

@@animatrix1490 I watch dream as background noise to soothe my brain with retarded screams while its shutting down

[@animatrix1490]

@@bosch5303 Sounds about right. I do appreciate the animatics I've seen, but I think it's mostly because I respect the amount of work that goes into it

[@AzuraiAeon]

Raped your eyes and ears

[@Tyler-bp4md]

you guys sound like you dislike dream. funny how he blew up not too long ago and now theres drama about him thats split his fanbase. you guys dont think for yourselves. do you really dislike dream? does dream make good videos? its a simple question

[@shadowspider4140]

“A PhD in Astronauts” that made me laugh way harder than it should have

[@jellybelly111]

he had to explore the entire universe to attain that PhD

[@LudaChez]

I was looking for this comment because I wanted to make it. I lost it.

[@ThePandaNationCCP]

dream is a hacker dont lie to urself

[@bubbakushingtonIII]

Same homie

[@animatrix1490]

Thank you so much for pointing this out, I love it

[@robloxdoorsfan8343]

Next time dream is gonna resurrect Einstein to defend for him.

[@rasati]

i dont know who epstain is but dream said hes a phd plant scientist so i believe him

[@ZeroTHLP]

@@rasati esptein is the person who discovered science

[@saikana5513]

@@ZeroTHLP what i thought he was the one who is have are smart

[@rppavlek]

"This report was commissioned by Dream, but he did not have direct or undue influence over the outcome. For example, Dream provided feedback on this report..."

[@umnomeinteressante1024]

Coming up next week: Turns out Dream lied about getting help from Bill Nye and he actually did cheat, dunkey then makes a video apologizing about apologizing.

[@djungelskogjamjam4995]

the funny thing is, dream actually did lie. the anonymous "expert" he got was actually from this sketchy grant proposal review wix site and almost everything in the document was debunked by someone on r/statistics Edit: the person on r/statistics is verified to have a PhD, whereas the website and paper dream used has no names or credentials listed anywhere

[@generalsour1221]

@@djungelskogjamjam4995 yeah, redditors said it was wrong so it's wrong

[@bigbig173]

@@djungelskogjamjam4995 He found errors from 10 sentences~ out of 19 pages.

[@worstmapmaker3071]

@@djungelskogjamjam4995 where turtle burger guy?

[@thetrump9974]

@@djungelskogjamjam4995 yeah a lot of people have pointed out how the actual report makes a lot of rookie mistakes and is very amateur. It seems like dream most likely did still cheat and the counter document was just a last ditch effort

[@H3Vtux]

This reminds me of the time dunkey didn't apologize to sky after beating him in smash.

[@sunday1294]

You mean hatsune miku?

[@SlidewaysMotion]

Haven't seen this comment in a while :)

[@s0lacee]

This reminds me of [REDACTED]

[@Glorc72000]

"This comment is like being a minor at sky's house" - Gex

[@EliteBlade97]

Think Sky has a little more to apologise for first

[@user14690]

My apology for apologizing to Dream

[@mohamedshafi9170]

a prophet

[@davidsantiago7808]

Some news articles reported on this dunkey apology thinking its real. This video is layered in so much sarcasm if you think it's real you need help.

[@AlejoGaming-hv6lm]

Inb4 the kiddies that finished the video read your comment and summon the sandstorm.

[@pinkgoergefloyd8340]

It’s real IDIOT. Everyone knows Bill Rye corrected the Lego speedrun math correctly

[@BestAtNothing]

I literally thought Dream was Cryaotic but rebranded

[@Lelfay]

@Thomas Vandewarker like the exact same smile and mask

[@biggusdickus1779]

@@Lelfay Nah Cry's facial expression was blank honestly

[@blitzthreesix]

lol hes even in 2:50 as "Dream fan art"

[@numetalslug]

their personas have the same mask, same green hoodie, same brown hair. the fanarts have literally every defining characteristic in common, both regularly stream(ed) on twitch and both of them used (cry/dream)wastaken for usernames. but honestly it could still be a coincidence i guess...

[@bungobogus8132]

@@test-zg4hv they just explained ya doof

[@pedr312]

this apology really makes you FEEL like you're sorry

[@professionalcatgirl8592]

this apology has the exaggerated swagger of a gaming youtuber

[@drewdonewell2568]

Nice pfp! Advance Wars lets go!

[@freshappleseed6966]

This apology is like riding go karts at Steve Urkel's house.

[@TheJmax04]

10/10 this apology has a little something for everyone.

[@harshal1153]

7.8/10 too much sorry

[@f1r3hunt3rz5]

Turns out you were right all along.

[@chasecollins3263]

This aged like recycled aluminum.

[@chasecollins3263]

@Walter White Gaming It doesn't decay and can be recycled to the end of time.

[@memesarekeem]

If you think about it, this is really the first strand type apology.

[@AhNoWiC]

Lmfao

[@sly6865]

God tier comment

[@unlimited8410]

"There have actually been strand type apologies that existed before this one, although fantastical and insincere in nature. The challenge however is how to convert douchey aplogising into satire. Well..., definietely like this."

[@hunterhaller4065]

Underrated comment ☝️

[@floppy4227]

A moment of silence for the people who didn't detect the sarcasm.

[@someonesgenericfish0]

[silence] Edit: that wasn't meant to look like a correction

[@taffymatt1366]

@@someonesgenericfish0 They spelled it right tho? *edit responding to your edit* I see, well I'll give a moment of silence too... **silence**

[@inaayachen7592]

@@someonesgenericfish0 *silence

[@konnermorris1753]

@@someonesgenericfish0 syleinhce*

[@highskate4077]

silence*

[@ConairHockey]

It still baffles me that Dream passed you in subs. You, Critikal, and Seannaners are to me the last youtubers of youtube's golden age with still golden content.

[@gavinmahoney5402]

Seananners and Sark do not get the credit they deserve, two of the all-time greats to come out of KZbin and if they uploaded more often they'd still probably be the best on the platform

[@eldenvedetta635]

The problem is people often love those who PUMP out content, like multiple videos a day almost every single day. So even though all of Dunkey's videos are amazing, 3-5 every month isn't enough for most people's attention span. I prefer channels as quality as his, but I also like extremely long and an extreme amount of content, but I also do need at least a certain level of quality. I wish someone was at his quality that streamed, which he said he has twitch so maybe he does but I can't use that sight I dislike it, so I'd rather wait for someone good enough on KZbin.

[@Pouncingpuma7]

The only thing that would make this apology better would be putting a Raid Shadow Legends sponsorship in the middle.

[@A.Clifton]

Internet Historian would do it in the middle of a sentence

[@lordniloc101]

the horrible part about this is that the meta-irony has gone so deep I can't even tell if he's sarcastic anymore Great now I'm laughing my ass off at the bickering in the replies

[@Polygonzzzzzzz]

Same...

[@zenithmaiden2109]

He got me in the first half, ngl.

[@crocodile9664]

It hurts my brain

[@mrhuman5092]

Sharingan

[@jerryborjon]

He probably doesn’t actually care. He seems to be satirizing drama coverage as a whole.

[@TheAwesomeHyperon]

Thank god, I thought that “dunkview” thing was going to be a thing.

[@minikit294]

@@Incinerated523 someone’s boutta woooosh you Edit: looks like someone deleted their comment

[@willroberson1218]

it really doesn’t fit in well with his other content

[@tarnishedpose]

Cyberpunk review? More like cyberpu... No thanks! where is among us wednesday!?

[@WillBilliam]

It’s not even a clever name and everyone knows that Dunkey can’t review games because he disagreed with me one time

[@cacophonyeffects2823]

• MiNiKiT • okay yoda

[@Joeysalty]

Guys I just watched Dunkey’s taking back his apology video, and i thought Dream cheated, but now that I am rewatching this and am seeing all the astromathaticals and Bill Spies, I think Dream did not cheat.

[@jimbo5266]

You are right. This video is very convincing.

[@RyoshiAkaRL]

Well he did

[@wosandakeweenjayaweera10-h48]

@@RyoshiAkaRL It's a joke

[@StaringAtYou0001]

But Dream lately atmited to have berm sorta cheating? So he still did kinda cheat, I dont know all detsils but there have a lot of videos out talking about it.

[@Iluvpie6]

@@StaringAtYou0001 yeah, we watched that video and thought that since he did admit to cheating that he cheated. But now we’re rewatching this video and thinking again that he didn’t cheat.

[@commentsaretrue4570]

Dont forget, this was sarcastic and he knew all along.

[@happyszzzzs2173]

Lol

[@jimmyjimbo72]

He was also blindfolded and his little brother made it.

[@StirlingSilver]

@@jimmyjimbo72 shut jimmy

[@jimmyjimbo72]

@@StirlingSilver Found his little brother.

[@TheGrades90]

What’s most impressive to me about this whole series, is that Dunkey has made it seem like this made up youtuber “dream” is actually real. So good dunk

[@Calslock]

You can see how dedicated dunk is to this channel, not only he created so called "Dream's" account and collected over 14 million subs over there, he also created "Dream's" second account with over 2 million subs, and that's only for this few videos. Incredible.

[@stopreadingthisusername9528]

It was all just a dream.

[@redcatofdeath]

Even more impressive is the way he created this entire fake game called 'Minecraft' for the series. Obviously the graphics are a bit too simplistic to realistically be a popular game in 2020, but still, great effort.

[@pad2958]

@@Lalovoe nonsense,you just made that up didn't you?

[@Calslock]

@@Lalovoe woosh

[@amaybansal1053]

if you look through Dream's .jar file, you can clearly see that he modded the game so it would be compatible with a blindfold and a USB Steering wheel.

[@crocodile9664]

SMH. I knew Dream cheated.

[@syrupee09]

@@crocodile9664 Minecraft but my friend is a Car 😏

[@jerryborjon]

smh my head. We all know that the USB steering wheel gives everyone an unfair advantage >:(

[@shilla547]

Even if Dream did cheat, we all know his little brother was playing.

[@slameno-JR]

@@shilla547 yeah and his controller wasnt even plugged in

[@1bruv]

The classic sigh at the beginning of every apology video is the funniest thing ever

[@cannonballjenkins2757]

Good thing to know this was all sarcasm, I already knew it was sarcasm but hearing him saying it was all sarcasm makes it more believable for me to believe that this video is sarcastic because Dunkey said this sarcastic video was sarcastic and he was sarcastic making this sarcastic video

[@sirtiddlebupkins8371]

Yeah, sometimes you just need that extra level of clerification, right? Else how would we ever know for sure?

[@miserablepileofsecrets]

Thanks for pointing out he was being sarcastic about the sarcastic sarcasm

[@cannonballjenkins2757]

@@miserablepileofsecrets we need other people to point how much sarcasm is in this sarcastic video so that others know that this sarcastic video is sarcastic and even how dunkey was being sarcastically sarcastic when making this sarcastic video. It's sad to think that people dont think this sarcastic video isnt sarcastic even though the sarcastic video is sarcastic

[@weliveinasociety1154]

Plot twist: Dunkey was sarcastically saying that this sarcastic video was actually not sarcastic but was sarcastically sarcastic about people who sarcastically say dream didn’t fake his speedrun.

[@pj4733]

Dunkey is literally speed running KZbin Influencer Simulator and literally nearing his way to the boxing match phase, who will he box?

[@slicksnoozy4453]

All the Dunkey clones at once!

[@Blyegh]

Ricky Berwick

[@TheSSBrolli]

Big Wheel

[@adsoyad-ln7zb]

Of course gex

[@happiprod.8160]

bubber ducky

[@oomar4597]

This isn’t even a joke anymore his still making good videos

[@fabanano6158]

Turtle burger

[@benjamindrhee]

turtle gaming

[@guilhermealvares5835]

@@fackimgoingtocummm6302 frfr

[@JuanPablo-pg3vx]

He will never make bad videos

[@Alastarr1]

That's the fucking joke homie.

[@mistermuffin3937]

The FUCKING wiggles man. You just can't trust them.

[@iv624]

This hits different after he actually cheated

[@DrKakentraunElPrestoZimbutsu]

He was being ironic he knrw he cheated

[@Cyranek]

yo ok those friggin wiggle guys need to go eat em up

[@Weptune]

Cyranek

[@rhinozigod]

Cyranek

[@pepperpig649]

Dream cheated

[@nou1360]

Wtf I’m early to a cyranek comment

[@Otie64]

they need to go eat some cold spaghetti if you know what i'm sayin and/or catch my drift.

[@Depleted-Uranium]

Looking over the math again, i have concluded everyone involved is a bunch of nerds with no friends -Stephen Hawking the Science Guy

[@recipeacefoodialogue4915]

He never said that? That's too mean-spirited

[@xInglorious]

too soon

[@LordDragox412]

I've checked the meth and it's crystal clear to me that it's legit. It's high level meth, normal methematics don't even compare to it. That astrophysicist is totally legit and that dumb statistics reddit guy who claims to have PhD and says it's wrong is wrong because they're wrong and dumb and biased. /s

[@recipeacefoodialogue4915]

@Sprite Unless we're talking Bill Nye, who pushed me over at the tuber convention and said my channel sucks and spilled my home-made fruit punch, I will not tolerate disrespect to Mr. HawkKing

[@railx]

@@recipeacefoodialogue4915 cause he can't speak (should point 9ut he couldn't speak even before he died, so I guess he double can't speak...does that mean he can speak?)

[@milkiekittie6659]

The fact that you slipped in Cry Fanart is genius

[@grandom7116]

This video aged *perfectly..*

[@fernandoantoniomusic8712]

Dunkey is like that episode of South Park where Randy acted so sarcastic that he couldn’t ever stop being sarcastic because his brain forgot how to act normally.

[@acevaver5425]

Sauce or it didn't happen.

[@Logan-cw9yr]

@@acevaver5425 Season 16 episode 8

[@daniellatkowsky6284]

Oh wow that sounds SO funny. Also since I’m old, from the Simpsons: “Oh this guy is cool” “...are you being sarcastic”?? “.....I don’t even know anymore”.

[@Daria-Morgendorffer]

Nah simpsons used to be really funny, just search homers brain, or his inventions etc, way funnier than a lot of recent southpark, of course that's just opinion

[@flaco3462]

oh god i remember sarcastaball that was a riot and it's even more confusing with dunkey

[@lukeengelken9984]

“1 in 100,000,000, that’s like a 1 in 3 shot at that point” Best line of this video 😂😂😂

[@ghjklkop7868]

agree

[@MrXeptional]

The difference between 1 in 100 million and 1 in 7.5 trillion is so huge I don’t think people realize. To put that in perspective 100 million seconds is like 1160 days. 7.5 trillion seconds is close to 87 million days. Of course it’s just to put in perspective how big the number difference is and has nothing to do with probability and statistics and 100 million is still rare. Winning the power ball is about 1/300 mil, and we see how often that happens.

[@rubensustaita6109]

@@MrXeptional Massive difference between winning the lottery and rng in video games.

[@rayaqin]

@@rubensustaita6109 yeah, especially since only one of those is actually based on rng

[@sandmand4036]

@@MrXeptional bill guy isnt even a real mathmetician lol and you believe him xd

[@kyatzz]

I don't understand astrology so I'm happy dream didn't actually cheated. I forgive you dunkey.

[@subhasishghosh6924]

ikr. Dream is the best person on the planet. He can't possibly cheat

[@jtsnahnavisagelliv7911]

@@subhasishghosh6924 lol

[@ilikemitchhedberg]

Now apologize for apologizing

[@slavko5666]

Guys, he didn't cheat. I didn't see him type /gamemode creative

[@shigehito5855]

i think he typed gamemode 1

[@errorloadingmusic821]

Master is such an underrated thrash band, thanks for having them be your internet flesh.

[@ronarel9144]

The levels of comedy are to many for me to understand at this point....

[@lonesomedrifter1784]

This is the greatest comment ever made

[@CookiePieMonster]

Dunky's comedy has infinite levels. Don't feel bad.

[@FederalBulgeInvestigator]

turtle burger..

[@d3ly746]

@@lonesomedrifter1784 this is the greatest comment of all time

[@jonathansoelle266]

I just can't tell what's real anymore

[@user-kw8gt7we9x]

who went back to this video after watching ''Taking Back my Apology to Dream''

[@josephrizzio1597]

This aged “well.”

[@gamgam7979]

"he has a PhD in Astronauts"

[@Twolol]

idk whos dreams or bill nye the science guy or the wiggles but i want to know more about the wiggles i cant believe they lip synced the song

[@DildoSchwaggin]

same

[@mubarak7885]

Yo it's Toemad. Jk, love your vids

[@SnoppleWopple]

Yeah

[@adrianheredia6494]

You dont know BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY?

[@MeesterTweester]

The Wiggles are a children's band from Australia

[@potatomannen8509]

Guys, he was being sarcastic!

[@notapro6430]

There’s too many layers of irony I can’t tell if dunkey thinks he did or didn’t cheat

[@emilpysenisoncrack420]

That would be polyironia or polyironious

[@tomer339]

didn't you watch the video? Dunkey thinks he didn't cheat.

[@emilpysenisoncrack420]

@@tomer339 I was about to woooosh myself...

[@tharushakarunaratne3692]

@@tomer339 he sounds sarcastic

[@tomer339]

@@tharushakarunaratne3692 Nah he isn't he actually apologized.

[@passerby5735]

I had my PhD in subtraction revoked when they found out I'd been practicing addition.

[@Joe-cm5kl]

You think that's bad, I was accused of multiplying with a student.

[@Vanilla-Suite]

@@Joe-cm5kl damn bro same

[@matthewbarber8679]

Could have just said you were subtracting negative numbers

[@howsitgoingbros3711]

@@Joe-cm5kl I multiplied with your MOM

[@l9324]

@@Joe-cm5kl actual funny joke in a youtube comment section how

[@lanog40]

Dunkey your sarcasm is too many layers deep, it is breaking my brain

[@Yipper64]

@@yoosh9034 theres at least two, possibly three, of course flipping the actual opinion Dunkey is meant to have each time.

[@Undercoverfire]

@@hitmeintheheadwithahammer 1/100000000 ~= 1/3

[@andrewmccumber5871]

What sarcasm?

[@floating_microwave6783]

What do you mean

[@Fungorrr]

I knew this entire video was sarcasm, I love drama monday.

[@3van660]

10/10 apologuy vid even did a sigh at the beginning dunkey you're the best

[@JokersWild]

"He's a professor at Harvard with a PhD in Austronauts"

[@bigtimetimmyjim6486]

Bill Rye

[@JokersWild]

@@bigtimetimmyjim6486 Ghe Tience Nuy

[@lulgrim]

Oh shit he's vietnamese?

[@weebmaster9591]

Harsvard

[@bluerath]

@@bigtimetimmyjim6486 the pseudo science guy

[@Exodoplays]

happy halloween dunke

[@mygoogaa12]

U to

[@sirisaac6225]

U stupi er somthin itS cleraly chriMiss

[@swagmiredoesall]

Internet explorer

[@JesseRyan]

@@sirisaac6225 WOW DUDE. toxic much?

[@astor_25]

QUE CHUCHA EXODOPLAYS PERO QUE WEA

[@linkous101]

Dream fans genuinely don’t understand sarcasm

[@warpromo6636]

Lmao, r/foundthedreamhater

[@yesnomaybeso8633]

No, the Dream STANS don't understand sarcasm

[@warpromo6636]

@@yesnomaybeso8633 Shut up dream hater

[@warpromo6636]

@@TELL5 I can sense your hate against dream fans, just stop talking

[@caberknight9013]

@@warpromo6636 lmao found the reddit user

[@nathangagne5948]

I'm really loving these new videos. Hilarious! Keep em coming

[@metroidman7592]

speedrunning minecraft wasnt enough. now dunky is speedrunning youtube.

[@midnightmoron332]

Best comment on this video

[@dustynutz2175]

*DREAMS SPEEDRUNNING MUSIC INTENSIFIES*

[@Baba_babaA]

@@dustynutz2175 *Heavy breathing and button smashing intensiies.*

[@lucasrusso-weatherly1404]

Dunkey is the best gamer of all time

[@Tester-sh1mn]

after speed-running minecraft ratatouille house dunkey now sets his gaze upon the KZbin algorithm

[@ShaquilleOatz]

“Everyone I knew said Dream cheated” pulls up a picture of reddit

[@Ooffoop]

@@ritawant4686 I see you more often than Bigfoot now

[@bermuda333]

@Aizen Reyes (2022) tf does that have to do with anything "I see you are either wearing the color green or the color red, am i correct or naw"

[@ShadowfaxSTP]

@@Ooffoop No kidding, this subtle spam bot's really pushing its luck. Hopefully enough people report the user for YT to ban them (again).

[@chiyuriku]

Not only that, but it was a picture of a reddit post summarizing that dreams defenses were garbage.

[@Ooffoop]

@Aizen Reyes (2022) *wat*

[@manlyman793]

oh how the tables have turned

[@sanskarmishra5309]

Can all you guys who sort by new stop telling these 7 year olds that the video is a joke, it's more fun to just laugh at them

[@antimatter3084]

Dream has been accused of cheating and he needs your help, to defeat those pesky moderators and get his run back on the leaderboard. All he needs is your credit card number, the three digits on the back, and the expiration month and year

[@thepowersurfer1490]

I see, you are a man of culture Also when IS part 6 getting animated

[@antimatter3084]

@@thepowersurfer1490 Hopefully next year since they are having that Bizarre Adventure event, especially since we got two seasons of Fire Force( which I don't mind since I enjoy that show) before Part 6

[@Messier__]

@@antimatter3084 When will jojo be real?

[@muelesariocontra]

He doesn’t need your credentials, he can just guess them due to his prodigious luck

[@RoachDogg_JR]

You are now banned from Fiver.

[@AlkalineAwakening]

Note to self: don’t be scientifically wrong at Bill Nye’s house

[@WastedPotential17]

-Gex

[@yosefyonin6824]

-jon tron's final words before he ended his friendship with dunkey for being black

[@hoagielamp6543]

That's every rationalist youtuber after he said there's more than two genders lel

[@JBHUTT09]

@@hoagielamp6543 The "facts don't care about your feelings" crowd certainly seems to have an aversion to scientific facts!

[@Ozymandias2x]

@@JBHUTT09 That's the exact opposite of how that phrase works.

[@treverfarted]

This is why I made an apology video BEFORE releasing any content. Big brain moves.

[@inkbean4826]

Big brain

[@jacksonlarson6099]

He's not lying. You really ought to apologize for your one of your apology videos, though.

[@treverfarted]

@@jacksonlarson6099 I’m incredibly sorry, I will be addressing that accusation in a future apology video.

[@calamityganon8114]

I respect your foresight and use of sarcasm in this video because you knew all along that dream in fact did cheat