My Bad Joke on an Airport Security Guard

[@alliance6220]

"The question stands! NOT retracted!"

[@buhjonas950]

You wanna see my handgun or not?

[@KarlGustafson]

+The doctor I watch Doctor Who over and over and over and over again besides what is your real name

[@torirose4797]

YAAASSSSSSS i have a tardis pillow thst lights up and makes noise

[@OneAndOnlyMandyRose]

"You wanna see my handgun or not?"

[@karsensaulters4114]

"You wanna see my handgun or not!" The question stands!" I lost it

[@nahbenhaben7614]

99.9% sure if you did that now you would be dead within the same sentence.

[@CorndogCrusader]

"Would you like to see my handgun?" *holds hand out in the shape of a gun* "PEW, PEW!"

[@purplesubmarine6896]

+Corndog Crusader I was imagining that!

[@CorndogCrusader]

Would you like parmesan with that?

[@Mistecho]

H&M!

[@jadirasudwell437]

lol.

[@Harrison_801]

*slow clap of approval*

[@anthonyprieto09]

"nope" I started crying of laughter but it wasn't true

[@welcome2myhappyworld]

My first plane trip when I was fifteen they asked me to remove any liquids/shampoos/lotions from my bag and when I opened my bag I saw my lotion had spilled all over my stuff and I said "Crap! It exploded!" Soon after I regretted my word choice as I got fearful stares from other people... The security guard knew what I meant though.

[@jankoboys6]

;D hehe interesting story

[@evanrayswenson]

That is awesome

[@dedoubecool]

3:54 the way Link says "mmh... maybe" is hilarious

[@ginger_kid707]

Lol

[@kategwynn6186]

+Louellay :3

[@buhjonas950]

amazing.

[@Exayevie]

Haha thank you for this comment, I missed it watching through XD

[@WillDuckett]

My dad once said a joke along the lines of 'put the bomb in that bag then' as a joke because one bag didnt have to go through scanning, and he got questioned for a long time. Also the same situation occurred when i was passing through security and i said 'dang shouldve put the bomb in that one' (didnt know my dad said something like this before) and the security guard searched all the bags, questioned me and my parents and eventually accepted it as a joke. Scary stuff

[@MeiDaGay]

XD

[@somehandleidk]

WillDuckett if it was post 9/11 then obviously thats why.

[@davidripley6975]

@mastouril or the person with the bomb is using reverse psychology, but your argument is also probable

[@nikitat5687]

Ahaha your family is great.

[@eleanorbreheny5007]

My dad get the "random check" every time he goes through security because he is so tall and suspicious looking. my mum had boots with little heaters in them on once and was almost arrested because security thought the wires were bombs in her boots.

[@macdiggitty]

I would have been laughing if after the security guard said "SIR, WOULD YOU LIKE TO RETRACT THE STATEMENT?" Rhett would say "1. It was a question not a statement. 2. I ASKED YOU A QUESTION, SERGEANT!" xD

[@Tamara-ze9xx]

X'D Oh, man that would be so hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@okabc]

i was kept for an extended period of time at an airport untill the security was sure my protein shake wasnt drugs. they even tasted it

[@kiprs]

Oh, god, it's been a while since I've laughed so hard during GMM, or any video for that matter.. :D 4:21

[@hardrockandmetalrule]

LMAO me too ... I kept laughing silently cause family is watching tv ...

[@urgayandkeklikesit1808]

Nope

[@Ticncae]

When i was like 6 lol the security guy told me to step aside because my capri sun activated the metal detector XD

[@Ticncae]

XD

[@UndeadOctogon]

Theirradiation Excuse me let me just take my 40 cal out of my juice box

[@melodytripp7725]

aww, it's kind of cute to think about.

[@UndeadOctogon]

Lol yeah XD

[@Josho-dx4tc]

Ticncae lol

[@ProtectingSilence]

I love that Link says "It seems like something I would do" because I had already seen this episode quite a while ago and now I rewatch this episode. When I saw the title I couldn't remember whose story it was, but I also immediately thought it was Link lol. It really does seem like something he would do.

[@alexinwonderland5782]

this is still my favorite GMMore

[@rosewatson5772]

I was at the Empire State Building a few years ago at like 1am (did you know that they close after 2am) anyway I went through the metal detector and it went off and the guy looked at me and said "are you concealing any weapons?" And I responded " no, braces and they are pretty dangerous" he laughed let me through and said " don't jump"

[@misse94]

Don't jump?

[@SleepyTea]

Rose Watson I haz braces. THEY SUCK!

[@misse94]

***** Yeah I know that is was probably just a joke.

[@Tehbigsexy]

Emilie Poulsen suicide is a great joke. i agree with you dude

[@jordanlp02]

Tehbigsexy What you said is disturbing. And NOT funny!

[@maucat29]

When I was 17 I went on a youth trip to Texas. We were at the airport going through the security check, (this was post 9/11 by the way) and my pastor was having his carry-on searched. They opened the bag, and no joke, pulled out a hand full of bullets. Turns out his wife had packed his hunting bag by mistake and didn't take everything out. It was terrifying. I thought we were going to all be strip searched...thankfully we weren't!!

[@MrDmchico]

Link, Stun Rhett with the cane.

[@mltbrosis913]

They've already stunned each other with the same cane. Go search their main channel for that video "STUN GUN BATTLE"

[@donnied3599]

That awkward moment when on an airplane you exclaim "these peanuts are the bomb!"

[@Edarric]

Travel by car from the US to Europe.

[@vugsey]

Cant. You need either ferry or plane.

[@Edarric]

Zetagame What? Cars don't function very well in the ocean?

[@Kogobean]

Fellow unless you're James Bond and have a car that can turn into a submarine.

[@Edarric]

chibimidget Well this is terrible news, thank you for informing me before I went on and attempted to drive upon the water believing that surface tension would keep me afloat for at least a few days.

[@FireFlight5045]

Fellow Easy mistake, bro. We've all been there.

[@TimothyMathews]

The US TSA, seems to be the most overreactive airport security I've ever had to deal with. Britain and Australia are much more relaxed. They scale back things. America just keeps adding new rules, and never getting rid of dumb ones.

[@Gold_EP]

I wonder why 🤔🤔

[@Ajokeiguess]

From what I’ve heard it’s because they want to make it as stressful as possible to make sure people don’t want to sneak anything in in the first place.

[@alexinwonderland5782]

airport security: *turns to rhett * would you like to retract your statement? Rhett: yes airport security: ah okay get on the plane. *turns to rhett’s girlfriend * would you like to retract your relationship ?

[@Greencoast215]

When I'm at the airport, I like to plug my ears and back away slowly when they start checking my luggage. :)

[@GoobersLife]

i dont get it.

[@Greencoast215]

Goobz Gaming It's a bomb joke.

[@jayceefullen5148]

You are amazing.. Enough said. 😂

[@ROyler-rs6nh]

no you don't

[@boringperson-zb8vy]

*Not* advised. lol

[@chrisvellner3922]

I had a cavity search at the Dentist office!

[@Missingmileinkc1]

***** Less funny

[@carlwinegardner7485]

Kinda funny?

[@chrisvellner3922]

My Dentist is "Dr. DeKay" (no joke, but funny)

[@McMurphyMillions]

Liking Link's jacket

[@navida2005]

looking like Peter Rumancek

[@MarcBrewer]

I remember when the funny guys used to say "Hi! Jack!!" really loudly at the airport.

[@wolfsatyr]

I like that guard's response. What a great way of saying "As a human I am massively compelled to use my own discretion at this moment but my supervisors strongly discourage this. Thus I am very irritated to have to do so."

[@rocksthegirls]

Back in the Day my Dad went through airport security and set off the metal detector. Security guard asked "do you have anything in your pockets?" My dad says "yeah, my Iron." (Used to call revolvers Irons in the old cowboy movies) The security guard got all uneasy as my dad reached into his jacket and pulled out a clothes iron. The guard laughed and then called out "Hey Fred, this guy's got an iron" Surprisingly a successful airport security joke.

[@veggiemite777]

Cavity search? Nah, I brush...

[@am2427]

Stumbled upon this video after 8 years! Crazy how far they've come!

[@babyfruitbat11]

When I was fourteen I went to Italy with one of my best friends, and as we went through the airport she said "hide your bombs" to me - and they stopped us and searched us and our bags and as it was a school trip we held everyone up😂

[@jacobirving559]

on one of casey neistats vlogs, he was talking to this guy before he got on the plane and he needed a visa to get on the plane, so when he got on the plane and was walking down the aisle, he saw the guy and the guy asked him: "Hey, did you get your visa?" and casey replied with: "Yeah, did you get your guns on the plane?" and then kept walking. XD

[@Ravephoenix]

It's Friday and were starting with Good Mythical More first today morning from rainy 3am California :)

[@ProclarushTaonas]

That makes 2 of us.

[@jimjones946]

Wheel suggestion :Rhett ask Link where baby's come from

[@sebastian3358spawn]

Greetings from Athens/Greece. You guys are awesome, keep it up!

[@seattlepilot]

This is one of my favorite episodes oh my god Rhett

[@aurarapmx]

This may be my favorite Rhett and Link video.

[@somethingfishylike]

Link always does these things, he's more risky. I like it about him, much more stories to tell your grand kids when ur old

[@hungryninja123]

He should have been like "Nope". And then make his hand look like a gun and say "there ya go, a hand gun, bang bang". And then laugh, and then walk through.

[@duaafattash7036]

LOL..Link is so freakin' funny in this episode.

[@daniellerosko]

Haha. No...*whips out hand in shape of gun* lolol

[@JediaelFraser]

I think this is one of the funniest GMMs I've seen. "Statement not retracted."

[@MaddySaurus421]

I always love seeing the Camp Takota bracelet on the microphone!

[@MsSyrop]

They guys are awesome! I am happy to have found them…really….not kidding!

[@MsSyrop]

THESE guys….i type too darn fast!

[@RazorSharpClaws]

This beats trying to break into a stranger's car for Rhett's most embarrassing moment, hands down.

[@mysteriousman3000]

my mom went through security. they asked her "anything to admit?" she said "yeah, bombs knives, guns..." the security did not find it funny.

[@TJForceIX]

One time I managed to forget I had my switchblade comb in my pocket when I went to the airport. Thankfully, it was also Pre-911, so the security guard just opened it, saw it was a comb and laughed. It wasn't even confiscated.

[@sweetmtnhome2617]

HAHAHAHA I cannot change the font to make the letters large enough to show how loudly I laughed. Total belly laugh. Thank you guys everyday!

[@NickFaina]

He should have said "careful I'm hard"

[@linnea6527]

Haha

[@hrishithabasker2058]

I don't get it..

[@EmeraldKelsi]

LMAO

[@mikehunt4830]

@@hrishithabasker2058 well you're like 8 then

[@Smoshspaklez27]

Haha the guy in the back! "Maybe you need a stun." XD

[@mmmtacobaguett]

Rhett: You need to like slap me or something.. Link: *moves hand* Rhett: DON'T!!

[@ichigo23931]

i love Links jacket

[@dkline74]

Did you guys hear about the guy in POrtland who voluntarily got naked while going through the security check point? Just standing in line buck ass nekkid... Big bear of a guy, too! He was arrested for indecent exposure but was not convicted due to his actions being a from of protest and falling under free speech. I salute this man.

[@abbipage1]

I've watched 3 episodes today and Link has been wearing the same shirt in all of them 😂

[@mythicalmarsey]

At Philly International the TSA agent asked me to step out of line because the x-ray showed something suspicious in my carry on. He unzipped the side compartment and pulled out my flashlight. He asked me, "What is this?" I said, "A flashlight." He said, "OK.", and put it back. Didn't check it or anything. I had to bite back my natural sarcasm, because I wanted to say, "What if I was the flashlight bomber and you just gave it right back to me?!" I didn't say it.

[@GordonHowe09]

for some reason the funniest GMM ive seen to date

[@saraha180]

I'm about the same age as Rhett and I'm surprised he would've done this even pre-911. It was a very different world then, and imaginable that it would be funny, but I grew up with stories about how you never joke about weapons at security because it's a crime and will get you in a lot of trouble. I guess maybe he didn't fly very much as a kid, but it was kinda common knowledge even in the 90s that you could go to jail for making a joke about weapons at airport security.

[@GoddessFourWinds]

I was once asked, at a DUI checkpoint, if I had drugs or illegal weapons in my vehicle. I said, "No, but I have 10 Mexicans in my trunk." The cop didn't think it was funny. XD It's not a crime to tell a joke. You can get into trouble for making a false report. There's a difference.

[@JeremyWinter]

***** Ahh reminds me of a time at the Canadian-US border when I was asked if I had any illegal drugs in my car. "Not any more!" was somehow not hilarious to the DHS officer.

[@xxxopiatexxx]

***** That is hilarious Goddess.

[@zlatanibrahimovic5242]

"Would you like see my handgun?" Is a question, not a statement.

[@cassylovexo]

Rhett is funny

[@__SincerelySandra]

Yeah, he is.

[@PwnYouAtSoccer]

I make my bad choices in life vicariously through Rhett. And then listen to him say "I don't advise or condone any of this!"

[@iAMwReckLesss]

Yeah, the things that used to be acceptable at airports is crazy to think about. I remember being able to walk people through the terminal. That just seems so crazy today.

[@NormanL75]

Superman says Flying is still the safest form of travel. LOL You guys always make my day. I lol some of the time...most of the time! LOL!

[@Creationspeaks]

good mythical night, goin to bed at 6 am

[@MusketGamer]

My dad always gets checked because if his name was Carlos, he'd be the classical mexican drug lord.

[@adamben-hamida5695]

I feel for you bro as an arabian

[@deselise]

+FreeFireGamer lol yeah my dad's carib but looks black and people always ask for his id

[@Sunshine-vw4xx]

+FreeFireGamer classic*

[@Neowis3]

On an inland flight in China I got frisked by a chinese female security guard. I'm 1.94M tall, she had to stand on a raised platform thingy to do it properly xD

[@technochocolate123]

Man, this cracked me up. I'm very glad you shared this story. :)

[@TheTonzLDN]

"Would you like to see my handgun?" "Sir, would you like to retract your statement?" "Not really a statement but..." "You have the right to remain silent and refuse to answer questions. Anything you say may be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to consult an attorney before speaking to the police and to have an attorney present during questioning now or in the future. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed for you before any questioning if you wish. If you decide to answer questions now without an attorney present, you will still have the right to stop answering at any time until you talk to an attorney. Knowing and understanding your rights as I have explained them to you, are you willing to answer my questions without an attorney present?"

[@teresaellis7062]

I miss getting to walk people to the gate and seeing them onto the plane and especially getting to watch the plane take off. Planes taking off are awesome. This huge piece of metal seemingly defying gravity. Science is awesome.

[@TheChatterbox1999]

WHEEL SUGGESTION: Rhett turns into a six year old girl

[@jackreeves6452]

This is one of the funniest gmm more I've Eva seen!!

[@Popefy1]

The question STILL stands

[@FrankieMario]

one of the funniest good mythical mores hahaha link had me rolling!!!

[@pinuplove138]

You guys are soo awkward that i love it!!!! :)

[@quintonjackson6526]

0:46 Rhett got them cat like reflexes

[@TheMorris360]

"Is this a subject change?" "Nope, it's just over."

[@TheBros2theend]

i was detained by canadian tas people when i was 14 because they thought my xbox was a bomb. ahhh canada........ -shakes head-

[@johnnycodemunch9035]

Yeeeeahhhhhhh ... Our airport security lad's are not.. the brightest.. They try lol

[@ItsBaR0n]

My brother's friend carried his PS2 on a plane once. They stopped him and questioned him about the device :P This was South African security though and they're definitely not the brightest.

[@Pile_of_carbon]

If airport security were bright people, they wouldn't be airport security. They are the ones who failed the entry exam to police academy.

[@TheBros2theend]

maybe they just wanted to be airport security bc that appealed to them more

[@Gexrge_OSRS]

Pile of carbon Well these "failures" manage to prevent a lot of terrorist attacks around the world, saving a lot of lives. Now, what do you do for a living again?

[@camym.3499]

omfg 4:40 I was dying. "nope the question stands. not retracted."😂

[@topperandgray9895]

Public Humor Demonstration PHD LOL

[@mystery8001]

That's a good one

[@peterhellol5059]

i recently i found your show, been watching every episode since, and every episode backwoards that seems interesting. really enjoying the show, keep at it! :)

[@andreareynolds6143]

Daryl Worley. Daryl Worley sings "Have You Forgotten."

[@cassylovexo]

There's an Alan Jackson song

[@ShushLorraine]

Right. I'm glad to see that correction. What a great song.

[@andreareynolds6143]

ghfanclips Where Were You When The World Stopped Turning

[@mmmtacobaguett]

Link: Is this a subject change? Rhett: Nope. Link: Okay. Rhett: It's just over. Link: Okay.

[@TheophilosPorter]

Thumbs up if the title of this episode made you think of Chandler from Friends or Barney from How I Met Your Mother.

[@sagivn.s2237]

no fuck off with your bad taste in shows

[@LauraKyasarin]

viewtifull joe Friends? Bad taste in shows? Maybe with how I met your mother.. but... FRIENDS?!

[@Travis7060312]

viewtifull joe how dare he be different form you! no but seriously man you need to relax

[@firestorm6505]

***** THE best show is GMM, nobody close to that

[@sagivn.s2237]

***** friends is like a 6 out of 10 its trying way too hard to be funny and dramatic at the same time

[@eliashosseini4363]

One time, I was at the airport going through security and I called out to my friend across the room who was also going through security and I yelled "Did they find your gun?" and he gave me this concerned look as the security checked my bags a second time. So worth it.

[@jordanmoore1027]

I had to pause the video to catch my breath! Couldn't stop laughing!

[@MattMcConaha]

RHETT! Never Forget!!!

[@McGavel1]

Lol "The question stands - not retracted."

[@anthonyfins7519]

I did this before getting on a cruise, they had a sign that said no bombs with a picture of a grenade and like Rhett it just slipped out of my mouth and I said " Well it's a good thing i forgot my grenades". Luckily none of the security heard me and I didn't embarrass myself XD Love these videos

[@swingerhd9022]

the question staaands XD

[@dallascarspot1207]

A couple years ago I didn't know that they did random selection security checks and they had selected me and I swear I had never been so scared in my life. I nearly crapped myself.

[@anniemurphy7958]

You guys are amazing. Can't wait to listen to this week's podcast. ;)

[@staceyrosbury8643]

have a bag shaped like ..or a prop large tooth...then go through the security and ask "would you like to cavity search me"

[@RadieschenVonOben]

I always come up with great jokes like that at the airport but then i chicken out and don't say them out loud, but i giggle weirdly and find myself very funny, inside my head i'm hilarious!

[@CountryMusicMann]

Have you forgotten is a Daryl Worley song . . . That's AMAZING!!!

[@HouseofWilkerson]

Lol Rhett's face at 0:52

[@38LiveBait]

Love the jacket, Link!!! You guys are awesome, just the way you are, without all the cooperate bs.

[@jadirasudwell437]

I was going to tell a vampire joke... But they all suck! xD

[@Steve27775]

Fangs anyway.

[@epicgaming3790]

thats pretty fangy XD

[@boredandihaveyoutube8175]

InsaneWolfLord XD

[@boredandihaveyoutube8175]

Epic Gaming lol.

[@danniegunn5311]

Last year, I got stopped, questioned and luggage checked because I share the name of a criminal they were trying to find! I was in Florida, I'm from the UK, just a casual family holiday to Disney and I was the one to get searched ha! Scary at the time.

[@breamnaiade1794]

The "Have You Forgotten?" song is by Daryl Worley.

[@TheRagingUnprofessional]

Yay! You guys fixed the click through issue. Thanks!

[@samdurante9218]

I LOVE YOU GUYS!!!