My biggest batch of bismuth crystals ever

[@irishpubboy42]

Jesse, we’re cooking bismuth now

[@Asmodis4]

fun fact: Bismuth is the radioactive metal with the second longest half time: 4.6 * 10^19 years.

[@yassydney]

all i’m thinking of is pepto bismol 😭

[@thefinalshape333]

thats cool mister white

[@GoldenX2023]

Your right

[@jarule275]

Yes! Mr white... It's like... Science.

[@Carbon_C6]

BRO HANK IS NOW COOKING CRYSTAL, lemme guess, he did it for the minerals.

[@mikecheck9431]

Yelawolf billy crystal 😂

[@babluji9420]

No that's some rock not minerals

[@roblemohamed4492]

Underrated comment 😂😂😂

[@ProximusSkarKing]

W comment

[@anakyangbudiman8497]

​@@babluji9420 Jesus Christ Marie!

[@Tlunk21_]

“I cooked up sum crystal in my backyard” is one hell of a intro😂

[@MrMoo272]

dude kinda looks like hank aswell

[@benztech2262]

Things you shouldn’t say to a cop…

[@tinydancer7426]

some crystal

[@jimrosedadreamer81]

I thought that he said 'some', yes, 'some crystal. What the heck! How come you get over 1.2k Likes?!? What has happen to the world!

[@why12.]

relatable

[@Evolving-Minds]

“Totally rad” I didn’t know bro was chill like that

[@TheJustJoe]

As an 80s kid my ears perked up lol

[@TowBoatSam]

“I cooked up some crystal in my backyard” is craaaazy Edit: Holy 13k 👍🏼 😳

[@Chris-uc6hi]

What crystal meth ?????

[@davidOConnor-z3l]

Neighbors I gotta report to the police pretty soon

[@MrWilk_Firearms]

😂😂

[@HazeFrr-xp1ib]

They are not even hiding the laboratory anymore 😂 ⚗️

[@jerridturner413]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@economicalgamer8187]

Walter cooks Crystal meth Hank cooks Bismuth meth

[@cindymc7e875]

Be like Hank. 😂

[@thephantom3516]

Bismeth is the proper term 🤓🤓

[@Gimmieyourwallet]

“Bismuth meth!, you can now see everything as mincraft aaaand lose your sanity all at once :D”

[@Gign--a]

Mordecai cooks bismuth

[@reddoggaming2735]

It's not stone it's minerals

[@Lord_Neko_]

Sounds like a Beavis and Butthead character if they were intelligent.

[@jesusischrist1527]

😂😂😂

[@marciestarks9716]

Literally 😂

[@disbwillsummers8774]

The Walter white version of beavis

[@Teeitup68]

I really expected him to say "we re pretty cool huh Beavis"

[@unclebxh]

I'm hearing Ed

[@Spamton_G_Spamton2.49Kromer]

"I cooked up some crystal in my backyard" 🥰 "I cooked up some crystal in my backyard" 💀

[@Dust570]

NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A BIG SHOT BEABIGBEABIG BE A BIG SHOT

[@ericgross103]

Neighbor “ What you doing over there?” Owner “None of your Bismuth!” 😂

[@aditya6546]

Underrated comment 😂😂

[@zense9]

👏🏻

[@Zsp33d7]

🤦‍♂️😂😂

[@JesusIsTheWay59]

😆

[@cab3129]

Mike Tyson cooking bismuth

[@saiffron3049]

Alternate universe where hank started cooking crystals with his minerals

[@albertojcruz0224]

now this is the comment I was looking for. Lmao

[@joseangelosantos7339]

Hahahhahahah. This is good😂😂😂

[@gaelpache6776]

Excellent cooking batch. What does Jesse think about;)?

[@orderofmagnitude-TPATP]

This is now Canon!

[@raphI_I]

🤣🤣

[@tabbiesRred]

Looks like a borg world. Totally rad!

[@attlevi]

Not too many StarTrekies in here. Resistance is Futile. 😊

[@chrisstorrer]

you are cool

[@USMC6169]

Borg or Star Wars Death Star. Beautiful

[@GAB-vq7re]

We need not be enemies. Trek vs Wars is stupid we all love sci-fi. Most of us love both anyways. 😂​@USMC6169

[@koikptet]

Or Vex from Destiny

[@pvrvlyze_02]

The fact that bismuth crystals just naturally forms into a sick looking design that looks it was made by an ancient civilization is just mind boggling to me 🔥

[@jeevithShet]

POV Alt universe: Hank joined Walter 💀

[@babluji9420]

😂😂😂

[@crackedarmor25]

I tell you hwat Jesse 😂

[@Mr_Jingles111]

at least it's not something illegal lol

[@jasonmills6150]

It reminds me of something straight out of destiny 2

[@GOhimself]

Whenever a buttload of bismuth is melted I know there's gonna be some totally rad geometric cityscapes. Another awesome video Joe.

[@stickiedmin6508]

I always kinda think they look like somebody figured out a way to 'grow' microchips.

[@mylesanderson4073]

I would like your comment, but it is at 69. Sick.

[@jaup2191]

Hey my mind is warped asf and I feel happy. The universe belongs to you man…✌️

[@edman1357]

“God does not build in straight lines.” Bismuth: “Are you sure about that?”

[@Rumade]

Pyrite and basalt columns too! I love a good pyrite cube 🧡

[@shampabiswas7327]

Minecraft is so unrealisti-

[@yukloop]

Show this to Hancock and all the ancient alien nut jobs!

[@Hagurmert]

​@@shampabiswas7327 It's like bismuth is RL Minecraft, am I right..? Uhh.. maybe.

[@sleepysombre4307]

“god” - 👶

[@Boritoman76]

THAT LOOKS ABSOLUTELY FUCKING GORGEOUS WTF???? LITERALLY MYTHICAL.

[@heisafraid]

It’s literally not mythical

[@hensley2931]

It's called boxcar crystallization. Completely not mythical but still really cool.

[@ChiTownOriginator]

It looks cheap and lame

[@83KJack]

​@@ChiTownOriginator ever seen a bismuth crystal irl? They're fking beautiful man, just something you have to hold in your hand to fully appreciate

[@83KJack]

​@@ChiTownOriginatorand it aint cheap lol that shit is expensive!

[@vixeondaniels8886]

And they said there were "No strait lines in nature"

[@zpydd_]

you better check out basalt formations

[@TmoneyBagz1]

Those lines appear straight. But when looked at at a microscopic level, they are not

[@i.firozkhan]

Who said? Who are they? 🙂

[@bfboobie]

​​@@i.firozkhan it's been written and published many times, "there are no straight lines or right angles in nature" etc probably by many writers, perhaps not in many Oxford Univ Press or Nature writings, but it's still in many publications

[@tonybryk3312]

​@@i.firozkhanthe conspiracy nuts. All the time. I thought the same thing

[@loganrosenthal4568]

“There are no straight lines in nature” Bismuth: “am I a joke to you?”

[@toolittletoolate]

the phrase is "nature rarely makes straight lines"

[@fuckERLa]

​@@toolittletoolateI bet they missed giving you any

[@joeylux5984]

I guarantee that at a way smaller scale those straight lines or not straight at all..

[@MiddayEnglishman]

The pattern is circular though. Soo.. Meh.

[@باحثعنإجابة]

Why

[@trinitroglycerin]

Walter you Cannot post this on youtube shorts

[@C11_n]

"I AM THE ONE WHO MELTS CRYSTALS"

[@GETOFFMYPORCHYOUFUCKINGTOMATO]

😂😂😂

[@KingSouthern900]

Too late 😂😂

[@GaboonBEATS]

ofc i can jessie. i'm the one who knocks.

[@julitosnijders3623]

He just did

[@Swaastik]

That really looked like my Laptop's "Motherboard"

[@annonymat]

Now I finally understand why some alien ships in old movies ave squiggly lines and shapes everywhere. The prop designers must have gotten inspired by bismuth crystals

[@BeardyMcBeardy]

Bro’s out there taking care of Bismuth

[@avb5300]

Nice😂

[@chesterstevens8870]

If he cast shoes out of it, then he'd be standing on bismuth.

[@BeardyMcBeardy]

@@chesterstevens8870 😂 nice 👌🏻

[@quietbearcasey178]

New Weird Al Yankovic song. Taking Care of Bismuth.

[@Proto_Marley]

This crystal looks like a map of destiny 2

[@imerroyal6566]

Comment I was looking for😂😂

[@durk2392]

Nessus

[@SamJoey-i9x]

Zavala :: Get to work Guardian.... Rip (fly high) Commander 🙏

[@Geetmp]

Bro unlocked Minecraft font 💀💀💀

[@xser4321]

Dude boiled a motherboard.

[@tom-eg3xy]

It's more way more complicated than this, but yea, computer chips are manufactured through a really tight tolerance cooking process

[@mudhardigree1521]

I know some dudes that cooked crystal in their backyard. Got caught and went to prison.

[@raphI_I]

Its not Heisenberg

[@barrybabbot7481]

That bismuth crystal looks.... "Unbreakable"

[@rioferzz]

Yo, this... this is art!

[@xensonar9652]

Looks like what a rogue AI would turn the earth into.

[@dsandoval9396]

Pretty much 😅 ...by the way... I humbly bow down to you, oh robot overlords! What is thy bidding... 🤖

[@epistemologyphilosophy7791]

Yea, literally looks like vex tech from destiny

[@vinsaintmichael]

Rogue AI. You mean, hacked?

[@BRUH-xz1zp]

you’re right, that is totally RAD

[@Boop__Doop]

Who let the time traveling 80s kid melt bismuth in his backyard

[@SmilingGamer635]

"Mommy? Daddy's making the weird blue secret rocks again"

[@ANONYMOUS_SERIES]

Crystals? ❌ Alien Technology ✅

[@ZundaySwings]

Whut

[@madhattergaming6473]

“I cooked up some crystal in my backyard” *Breaking Bad Theme*

[@Sven1401]

The crystal itself wants to make a processor 😂

[@HotCleaning-h1q]

I was so looking for this comment😂

[@gavin4451]

You should see how processors are made / are titled. All processors are the same. Depending on how many computer chips failed is what type of i8-i11 and so on, as technology gets better the chips wont fail as much and we get better processors. My explanation is very basic but look into it.

[@crowxcrazyhead2917]

Not in my entire life would I ever hear a KZbinr naturally use the term "totally rad!"

[@cablecar3683]

"Minecraft is unrealistic" Bismuth: "i'm boutta end their whole career

[@idontfuckinknowdude]

who the fuck says minecraft is unrealistic

[@Silvahhhhhhhhhh]

"I cooked up some crystal in my backyard" The FBI agent: 🤨 "By melting this special metal called bismuth" The FBI agent: 😊

[@johnwicksfoknpencil]

DEA*

[@economicalgamer8187]

Hank after realizing how profitable cooking crystals are.

[@rusty7699]

*wonders how many propane accessories Hank could sell for smelting 😅😂

[@piplup2009]

Minerals

[@pain00077]

Looks like a miniverse from which grandpa Rick extracts energy.

[@user-fh3hu1dy4r]

I love this guys Napoleon Dynamite narration style!

[@truthonly7699]

i did not like the way he talked, annoying

[@mikemcelveen2973]

Lol,eat your ham Tina 😂

[@timacrow]

Did you even grow some sweet crystals?

[@genm1170]

He sounds like Butthead to me

[@claudedennis8505]

Mordecai from regular show

[@MarBarz]

" i cooked up some crystal in my back yard" now thats a god damn hook

[@CaptainSpycrab]

Fun Bismuth fact: Bismuth is the lightest pure element with no stable isotopes.

[@SomebodyHere-cm8dj]

Technetium is

[@GDgalaxy-gdg]

The bismuth crystals looks like minecraft blocks with RTX On. So beautiful ❤

[@I_lovee_jesus]

The algorithm is really favoring bismuth lately

[@Onmy47s]

Hey dude, crazy story. I met a homeless guy in Santa Cruz after falling and nearly losing a limb while train surfing. I fell pretty hard and surely broke something but it came and went with the cold so I assumed it’s a hairline fracture and went along with my days, business as usual. I healed up for a few weeks and while camped out I met a man named Wilson Welsh. He used to always tell passers by who he wanted to try to be sincere with that he used to be a somebody so they can trust him etc. He told me once apon a time he used to work with alloys and all sorts of grades of metals. He said there wasn’t a metal he didn’t know and one metal was his favorite and people will one day use it for everything. He said it was Bismuth. He said he would heat up bismuth and alligator clip different degrees of voltage to a 2 prong fork and slowly pull it out. The formations were unworldly he said. Then he said he guarantees I’ve drank bismuth before too. I said yeah right I wouldn’t drink metal. He said wrong, bismuth is peptobismul

[@JoePotato-es4hl]

Lay off the crystal

[@carolanestanley4030]

Remarkable!!❤

[@groverriley3621]

Dude so super rad! The term buttload of bismuth is now a thing. Also, skim the slag sounds like a hella sick band name.

[@Huhh.........]

that "rad" brought me back to the 19s😭

[@ZNZNUKE]

That’s beautiful.

[@NiboneGaming]

It looks like a futuristic minecraft biome 😍🤯

[@scotts133]

That’s actually the coolest short I’ve seen in a minute.

[@valic0729]

I've seen someone play different music through it while it cools and forms so cool to see how different music affects its shape

[@YourLocalRailfan]

“I cooked up some crystal in my backyard” -Wally black

[@SonicGaming6]

"I skined the slag." That was the most unexpected line I've ever heard

[@FaiTau-n4m]

-Микросхемы от "Терминатора Т1000":

[@luinixhakun]

the shapes is so unreal, its awesome

[@eg1789]

Looks ancient but technologically advanced.

[@atomthegreat541]

Shake it back and forth,till it hardens again it'll look fabulous 😊

[@tyler196]

If some Ancient Egyptians saw that and didn’t start to believe some advanced aliens on earth made it, then I would be shocked. Thats the most alien thing I’ve ever seen with the squares.

[@يوسفهشام-ه4ذ]

ياخي انا جايلك من مصر وبقولك مفيش مخلوقات فضائية

[@justaguyx9161]

I keep waiting for Beavis to laugh at "buttload".

[@SjoernNunes]

Totally rad" is an informal English expression that means "totally awesome" or "very cool." The word "rad" is short for "radical" and became especially popular in the 1980s to describe something exceptionally cool or impressive. When someone says that something is "totally rad," they mean that it is really fantastic.

[@1fishtails]

If you were 65 you would know that

[@nssupremacy_4281]

cool story

[@KetaZuna]

@@1fishtailsnewgen.

[@jonathanmoore3130]

Call this man Heisenberg!

[@defserg]

HANK, WE NEED TO COOK

[@NosSpectre]

"what are you doing?" "making a Minecraft dungeon"

[@JonklerJackson]

DEA been real quiet since this drop

[@MrRyancgibson]

You ought to play your favorite music through that molten bismuth while it hardens and watch what it forms… it’s absolutely amazing!

[@markbrodie48]

Will it be different from what we saw?? Will the vibrations and bass alter the crystal structure?? Would like to see that!

[@MrRyancgibson]

@@markbrodie48 yes it will create a structure to go along with the vibrations. It’s much more complex and it’s absolutely stellar!

[@seanjustg5425]

What im talkin bout...awesome

[@dandyphan8511]

Alien: They just don't know what kind of material they playing with.😂😂😂😂 I made my spaceship with those material. 😂😂😂😂

[@VaibhavPuranik007]

A spaceship that melts below 500°c

[@dandyphan8511]

@@VaibhavPuranik007 You can't melt in space.

[@samuelohare6884]

@@dandyphan8511wrong

[@Ricmann3]

This left me very impressed!!! The configuration of the element gave the impression of being an entirely artificial structure... Wow Perfect to deceive people who believe in UFOs and say that they are metamaterials.

[@iceey2477]

"It didn’t look natural, BUT IT IS" very convincing 😂

[@Steinwelt]

Yeah, Crystal!

[@alvindimes649]

Fascinating, and to think I thought watching paint dry was boring. 😮😮

[@markflowers2774]

I love Bismuth metal because of how they show those articulated grooves and patterns!!

[@rodneyfultz2631]

The enthusiasm in your voice brings me joy and the way you say rad is so rad

[@alexowl3048]

Omg that's amazing wow!

[@sleepyjoe1942]

Every good video starts with “I started cooking some crystal in my backyard”

[@frobbsy27]

"I cooked up some crystal in my backyard" had me going right down the river😂😂

[@GET_MAD_TOASTY]

“I cooked up some crystal in my backyard” is crazy 😳

[@polypotterplayz2015]

Bismuth Crystals is gonna be how i'm gonna design a Minecraft map

[@supremedrift1094]

This gotta be one of the coolest things I’ve seen in a while

[@notyouraverageyoutuber3172]

the fact that he looks like hank makes the first line so much better

[@KimJonNuclear]

The way he waves his legs around like "Hey get your damn hand over here! IM LOSING PRECIOUS LIGHT!!!"

[@MrShiftySide]

So THATS how the Vex make their architecture

[@Fantredath]

I think this video just cured my Heartburn.

[@robertstimens337]

My uncle also cooked up some crystal in the backyard, but then the cops came, and everyone was shouting

[@MrKunalBiker]

Bro just discovered cybertron

[@mohamedwolie]

Wow impressive

[@reubennewman3926]

cool it to music and it crystalises so much better. i hope joe sees this

[@mariomarino4205]

I find it interesting what patterns have emerged from within!

[@tootsiedawn2016]

That's so cool! I never have good creative ideas

[@anthonylombardo1261]

Dude is creating the Necrons homeland from 40k.

[@Rice_Wolf]

“What’s cooking good looking?” “Minecraft”

[@radiavoc]

idk if im trippin rn but this dude sounds like a mix of chills and moistcritical

[@mumu-sama]

That crystal looked like architecture from an ancient jungle civilization

[@1337fraggzb00N]

"Right angles are not normal in nature." Bismuth:"Oi mate!"

[@eightzerotwo]

“It didn’t even look natural, BUT IT IS! 😂💀

[@HemantKambleswirlsntruffles]

crystal design is incredible

[@charleskimbrough9428]

That design looks like the alien design from subnautica.

[@Wayne3nterprises]

"I cooked up some crystal in my backyard"... phrasing 😂

[@gcr1]

Nature looking like a motherboard!

[@scouty1922]

This is why I love crystals They grow in funky and strange ways a lot of the time.