My Bitlife controls my Sakura School Simulator

[@Taco_The_Dog]

* dad slams open door * “Talk to me when you got them all”

[@wealllovemia]

gEt OuT oF mY rOoM iM pLaYiNg miNeCrAfT

[@Nose-wn2pn]

Lmao!

[@c0rps3z_bride]

@@Nose-wn2pn why did u laugh to death

[@Nose-wn2pn]

@@c0rps3z_bride why wouldint i???!

[@Taco_The_Dog]

@@N0xx_vin Ack-! OK JESUS-

[@dd1vya]

“Talk to me when you got them all” Ash’s father last words to him and apparently lorenzo too.

[@eyeb4ll296]

Byakuya

[@cerealandsoupz]

@@eyeb4ll296 togami

[@sphere9325]

i literally made my sakura school sim oc ash ketchum…

[@Hairfullofsecretsref]

Byakuya did you even talk to kokichi and Nagito about raiding the yakuza? (Fuyuhikos business or summin smh)

[@sparklemaggie1584]

@@sphere9325 lol, I made mine Yandere-Chan on my phone.

[@anariachan7860]

I'm Italian. His Impersonation of us is pretty accurate.

[@TiredHumanBeing]

Wait, really?

[@hip6557]

Lol

[@dum..]

@@TiredHumanBeing yes, as another Italian i agree.

[@silvery_wilvery]

lol im Italian too my first day of English was very hard

[@avemarialienadigraziail]

Anch'io sono Italiana,e mi fa piacere vedere qualcuno del mio paese che conosce bijuu mike 👁️👄👁️

[@charmeleonevolves5553]

I like how the sad music played when the dog died, but not when the son died.

[@darkmomokocore3919]

dogs are more important than children

[@Kenny-iq2bl]

@@darkmomokocore3919 XDD idk why I’m laughing I’m laughing but LMAO

[@Kenny-iq2bl]

Gonna blow up

[@matstan3515]

@@Kenny-iq2bl it didn't blow up loll

[@bellesmoments1293]

Ahhhhhhhh!!!!!! Yutas ah stak ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@fluorescence3]

Emma: Hooks up with you. 10 seconds later Emma: *”Let’s break up”*

[@lilyheart7809]

@@user-ll8ht1ug3b your so near BrUh

[@fluorescence3]

soldiermaanSZN oop uhh maybe make videos?

[@fluorescence3]

soldiermaanSZN well you’re getting close, congrats?

[@eeggee8057]

@@mttex2628 you do know its a bot

[@waylontggwaylonthegoodgamer]

most likely just couldn't handle a relationship like that yet

[@waylontggwaylonthegoodgamer]

"she's not wearing a face mask so we have to take that off, i'm sorry guy's" schools: STOP you violated the law!

[@snapnap03recehch58]

Selamat! Happy

[@catcartooncat4]

HI

[@pinkiroxe2417]

2:12 there is a hat that looks like it bruh

[@noahkassel6953]

Mike: Plays bitlife David's Mom Karen: wait that's illegal

[@lxmoncherry6619]

#relatable

[@yang3624]

@@mintcloud_ how do you not know David

[@H341HER_D_K3]

@@yang3624 ...

[@crystalsnow692]

Almost forgot David. I hope he is ok

[@MEBOEFEBOE]

He died so you shouldnt joke about him

[@reab8286]

Bijuu Mike: This is a really messed up family *TLC has entered the chat*

[@kellienguyen3728]

🤣

[@the_editor9676]

Tall my dad works for that place

[@kaileykitty9696]

:0

[@57564idk]

Bijuu Mike: We're playing BITLIFE! David's mom:

[@skydog0_038]

Omg I forgot about David’s mom 😂 thank god she stopped I hope she doesn’t come back

[@friskmytale2346]

: 👁️👄👁️

[@tinuvielx]

Let's hope she doesn't come back

[@lolman4389]

pyro does emm...what did you d-do

[@pudding8829]

@@lolman4389 She died hopefully

[@adoreval8262]

dad somewhere in the world: talk to me when you got em all 😎

[@adoreval8262]

omggg bijuu mike liked my comment 🥺

[@moonlight7250]

Lucky

[@bits_and_pieces_belle7499]

Imagine when you leave he says “go catch em all my boy…you gotta catch em all…”

[@Eva-yi5zn]

when u said the word 'dad' it made me think on how my dad went to get milk and never came back

[@charax-1]

Bit life: make any life do many actions!!! Sakura simulator: curses everywhere!!!

[@MMMutatedRabbit]

Legend has it he still wants to talk to you when you got them all

[@bowlofgoodsoup]

"Sakura School Simulator is...AAAAHHHHHH!" That sums it up perfectly if I'm being honest

[@lonnie1647]

Someone dying: call 911... Bijuu mike: *talk to me when you got em all*

[@quitted590]

Lmao

[@YasssGurl-n1r]

Lmaoo

[@PavementSpit]

Lamoooo

[@waylontggwaylonthegoodgamer]

mike points out how he has a mustache at 12 years old, but he doesn't point out how he had one as a baby

[@izabellablankenship7495]

Are you senpai? Because your name says senpai

[@waylontggwaylonthegoodgamer]

@@izabellablankenship7495 yes I am senpai. not just senpai but senpai of the grease

[@izabellablankenship7495]

@@waylontggwaylonthegoodgamer =0 Senpai!

[@waylontggwaylonthegoodgamer]

@@izabellablankenship7495 YUP I'm ya senpai!!

[@izabellablankenship7495]

@@waylontggwaylonthegoodgamer Senpai **Touchs cheek**

[@rafimarakkar2003]

3:06 first sight love 3:27 falling in love 3:35 becomes a couple 5:02 HaD a DemOn ChIld me : oh man life is soooooo fast

[@sandylodge478]

Lovvv. Falling in lovvv. Marriageee. Lassst. DEMON

[@Hairfullofsecretsref]

Puberty

[@Thebananaqueen]

@@sandylodge478what

[@starnoir1185]

Mom: **tells child to get a job** Also the mom: **runs over the child** Bijuu Mike: What a messed up family. Me: You think????

[@erstwhileresonance]

*Me:* This won't be that bad *Me 5 minutes later:* I'M GONNA CHOKE ON MY CHIPS SHOOT- *Laughing intensifies*

[@javonmoore840]

This is the most i've laughed in a while.

[@dddazai]

"This Is Our Dog Lulu" *Is That Me-*

[@Quit_lel]

*rest in peace*

[@iaintedgy1984]

Oh my Gad

[@私ししちゃん]

Bruh your not the only one named lulu :/

[@dddazai]

@@私ししちゃん I mean it is supposed to be a joke.

[@Anarchyyyyyyy]

3 views 261 likes 4 dislikes 86 comments KZbin : maths is perfect ya’ll.

[@eeggee8057]

@@user-ll8ht1ug3b omg JUST SHUT UP

[@latenightphoenix]

@soldiermaanSNZ I have already saw this comment so many times

[@FriedeggJelly]

yes

[@kraizmerentertainment2121]

Another dislike added, yahoo bois

[@kayak5393]

@@user-ll8ht1ug3b shut up

[@evelynledezma5785]

Whole family: chilling Newborn baby: yOuRe cOnDOrS... bRoKe Parents: 0:

[@avemarialienadigraziail]

5:19 Hearing Mike sayin' something in Italian make's me go "aww",it's an honor👁️👄👁️ P.S. pizza pasta mandolino😔👊🏻

[@helenasoup1338]

Knowing that Mike likes anime makes me happy. Anime must be universal.

[@shototodoroki2320]

Lol

[@shototodoroki2320]

@@helenasoup1338 same

[@helenasoup1338]

@@shototodoroki2320 Yass

[@chriswynn161]

This is one of the best videos you've made! I love it!🤣

[@wdalbot769]

Day 1 of asking Bijuu Mike to continue playing Undertale.

[@sk8erfrog845]

“ *our mother is a student that’s why she’s a student* ” thank you for clearing up all confusion beegou miqe

[@mcawesomeytyo3312]

Remember David’s Mom, the ultimate Karen?

[@blueblossom2885]

"Been awhile since we've played bit life, even brought out the shirt today, why? because we are playing bit life." *hm, yes the floor is made out of floor*

[@timothythecowboy967]

This made me laugh so much even though I am going through some hard times Thanks for this beautiful video

[@tripl3nnn]

This episode made me laugh out loud so much, I couldn't help myself! I love it!

[@HopeIsADrug11037]

*Dang it.* I thought it was a Dang It Granpa video :')

[@kinnie4502]

Yeah same 👁💧👄💧👁

[@jalindepriest7311]

I wish it was a Dang It Grandpa video, those bring me so much joy, mainly because it's my special interest currently

[@HopeIsADrug11037]

@@jalindepriest7311 same lol

[@BitLifeApp]

I missed you

[@theratinmypfp8912]

Cool

[@zayleph]

Holy crap you're real!

[@greenpokee]

wow

[@Nicholas.Blackbird]

Hola!

[@Gothyellie]

When your early and you don’t know what to say ;-;

[@lxmoncherry6619]

#relatable

[@draw_with_fin1834]

I know right

[@lxmoncherry6619]

Fin_plays_stuff yassss

[@helenasoup1338]

If you don’t know what to say, don’t say anything! *I’m trying to find funny comments, tell meh if you find one TwT*

[@Im_Nayeon17]

lol thats me but i'm never early, i just never know what to say in the comments

[@kalalalalalalallalalalalalala]

For some reason, i LITERALLY almost DIED from laughter 😂

[@Hsjsksjsbs77]

HAPPY 😊

[@TheyluvDayJay]

Mike : 𝗚𝗲𝘁𝘀 𝗮𝘀𝗸𝗲𝗱 𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝐀 𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐝 𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝖤𝗆𝗆𝖺 : 𝗜𝗺 𝗯𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘂𝗽 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝘆𝗼𝘂

[@denzilnagel254]

Royalty is out on BitLife. Can't wait to see you do a royal play-through.

[@joetazuna]

When you're so early the comment section is a kindergarten:: "A" "B" "1st" "2nd"

[@prolly_]

Lmaoo, so true 😂

[@lynverse9967]

@@user-ll8ht1ug3b stop lying and self promoting lmao

[@kinnie4502]

“E” “F” “5th” “6th”

[@melona._]

hey that's not how the alphabet goes. its A, B, then 2 then 1 oml 🤦

[@lynverse9967]

@@melona._ No lol it's A, B, and then 6 and eight

[@saelyn8296]

You kind of sound like Gru from Despicable Me whenever you say “Talk to me when you got them all” 😂

[@stoody5538]

Oop Second-

[@selfishlyadored]

soldiermaanSZN No 😺💅

[@crucifix999]

I could’ve sworn I was third but I could be wrong

[@mr.bonessstopmotion3208]

3rd / 4th

[@xora9823]

@@user-ll8ht1ug3b no❤

[@emulsion4]

@@user-ll8ht1ug3b yea ok bot

[@felixisdrained]

Bitlife challenge suggestion: Junko challenge, Kill like 16 people, be named Junko, be a girl, have pink hair, die young

[@julianchutkos4021]

Fun Fact: People Commenting right now haven’t watched the full video yet

[@grapepanta8727]

I skipped to the end though

[@My_honest_erection]

I've been caught-

[@Gothicveil]

@@user-ll8ht1ug3b Then earn it 😌💅

[@unipink5039]

yes

[@Void_Echoes]

Yabroski_ Dj Don’t. They’re just spamming this everywhere. And it’s all a lie. Before the comments said 23k, and now it says 24k. They’re just trying to trick stupid people like you into giving them subs they don’t deserve. You aren’t helping anyone, you’re just falling for the trick.

[@MaybeStarlight]

I started dying of laughter at the intro...😭 *WE’RE PLAYING BITLIFE-HECK YEAH!*

[@norah4558]

I laughed so hard my mom came into my room and asked if i was okay. ;w;

[@Greenfinch.linnetbird]

“I have to put him where he’s better off.”- Bijuu mike 2020

[@fronateorica2130]

ITS 6:43 IN THE PHILLIPINES RN AND IM STARTING MY DAY AND IM STARTING MY DAY RIGHT WITH MY DAILY DOSE OF BIJUU

[@iaintedgy1984]

Nice.👌

[@makingina9212]

pinoy❤❤

[@AGirlStar_]

I love your Sakura school simulator videos!!!!!!!! I'm Brasilian

[@couchdemon4306]

Bijuu: i cant find my dad- err i mean my husband Me: Sweet home alabama

[@shototodoroki2320]

I'm from Alabama lol

[@iaintedgy1984]

@@shototodoroki2320 oh gad

[@scaras-chest-binder]

8:49 you just barely avoided that person lmao

[@dotie_sue]

Christopher: *attacks brother with a scythe* Zack: welcome to the club Angels of Death 2020 please I really enjoyed that series also play Your turn to die it's really good

[@giannamay5836]

Yes

[@wolfy4425]

YAS!! I lovere

[@_Yuri_But_Italian_]

*4:34* Ah yes, thats how we fall in love in Italy, so realistic Bijuu👏

[@unableto_accessaddi8710]

"I respect you." Hardcore memers: "MY SIMP METER IS OFF THE CHARTS!"

[@rodolfoparker3428]

"alessandro totti" the best iconic accent i ever heard. LOL

[@spaces_studioz7774]

Me:hmm what is this? Me now: HOLEY WHAT THE HAM AND CHEESE IS GOING ON IN THAT THUMB NAIL?!?!

[@AmbarBandera]

I love your Videos 😊❤

[@oofoff6800]

"Hey guys welcome back to *soccer-a-school* simulator." Yep. blame youtube captions.

[@CureFinale_AnaneKasai]

XD I love your videos mike! Lol I love the sonic and anime references you do

[@brainz9033]

The fact the dad is 63 and the mom is 25…

[@Sweetcandy825]

thx for the vid its was my birthday

[@rylapullen5972]

Mike: and that was the most broken family you’ve ever seen in your life. Me: actually-

[@margaretarnold3965]

This was hilarious can you please do this again?!😂

[@scrubpai7016]

Note to self: no chocky malk when watching someone play Sakura school simulator

[@nogazuroff7340]

Me: My family: Real life bijuu mike: Aurora: Christopher: Game Bijuu mike: Talk to me when you got them all

[@xoclover6891]

Bijuu mike: hEaLtH iNcUrAnCy iS sO hIgH iN iTaLy Me: you don't even have to pay anything il you want to get cured from diseases in italy

[@yeji_meiy6375]

Bijuu Mike, you should go play sakura school simulator. The halloween update has been released 😄

[@yuki.....562]

No one: The Subtitles: SoCcEr WiTh SiMuLaToR

[@lukewright8497]

Hi Brosp 😇😊👍👍

[@Yukiisswag]

THE DAD IS A BEYBLADE LMAOO

[@Noah29431]

こんにちは！私はあなたのチャンネルが好きです！これは翻訳者からです！ (Hi! I like your channel! This is from a translator!)

[@rosevelvet29]

What about "BitLife controls my Yandere Simulator??" Like, Who u kill 1st, how u kill them, and that's all I got so for😐😂😅

[@lightninggaming9502]

Hey mike I know it’s been a while since you played ddlc I I might be the only one interested but there a mod pack called blue skies and I think you’ll like it so can you please play it. Ps: it’s very long mod for each of the girls just a FYI

[@swaggycinema]

I knew I fell in love with her when I saw her bouncing head...

[@pinkidyblinks4353]

Haha

[@johnsonsingh9306]

Hahahhaahahahhaha nice love it I am smashing that like button

[@pearllxzzhearttyy__]

"Wherever my father is thank god he doesn't have arthritis anymore" *Actually... Your father went to buy MILK*

[@hannahlikesnerdystuff9067]

Hey, Bijuu Mike! I have a suggestion for another really amazing game to play! You should check out Your Turn to Die! It's a negotiation, horror/adventure game that's actually very similar to Danganronpa. I would really love to see you play it!!

[@bits_and_pieces_belle7499]

This family needs dr. Phil 😂

[@junewashere9842]

I know this is really random but... Great moves! You totally showed Danisa who's boss!

[@ninasteinman5223]

I love how I’ve never once seen Bijuu go to class in Sakura SCHOOL Simulator.

[@Angeldustlover77]

bijuu mike i wach all of your videoes are ther the best and i love your channel

[@giannamay5836]

11:59 getting serious my hero academia vibes

[@just.0912]

O__O

[@Myheartisburiedinvenice__]

all might eventually found him

[@Urgirl-Rileyyyy]

Your the first person to almost make me cry out of laughter, keep up the good work:D

[@Jacebear]

Hey everyone, I hope you’re having a good day

[@My_honest_erection]

Thanks hope you are too

[@jefimijababovic2641]

I have a good day

[@Jacebear]

some random idiot busy browsing the internet I am thank you

[@jefimijababovic2641]

I'm now sad

[@Jacebear]

Jefimija Babović No! Sadness is not allowed here! Whatever you’re sad about, it doesn’t define you and you’ll be alright

[@aligamerthe1st]

" it looks like as if a Dr Eggman got a questionable job on the streets" *oh.oh my.*

[@uhm2740]

*TALK TO ME WHEN YOU GOT THEM ALL*

[@hellohaveaniceday3891]

His child , Christopher: * can't move * Dad - help! Alessandro: *Talk to me when you got 'em all*

[@jpuff310]

Kakashi is my favorite Naruto character

[@Strom-ih2mm]

I like it😊 you are KZbin

[@Venomiii39]

help the father is 63 and the mother is 25

[@wowthatscoolsupercool5674]

I made a sakura school simulator video for you! I made it a few hours ago

[@carvawithdeepak4739]

Thank u because whenever I am send u a comment that I want Sakura school simulators episode then u are makeing u are so funny

[@abele_tte]

“Bit life is a great life simulator, and Sakura School Simulator is..” *chaos*

[@natsukii._6461]

"Our mother is a student, that's why she's a.. umm.. student" -Bijuu Mike, 2020

[@HopeIsADrug11037]

Bijuu: **literally just says Yakuza** Me: *_FUYUHIKO???_*

[@JesterTFC]

"talk to me when you got them all" a wise man once said.

[@pinkymermaid9967]

Now you can do whatever you want in sakura school simulator game. The update is so special. We can also change NPC clothes. These two games are my fav.🤩thx

[@Nekosuki01]

Ahhh I'm late to the vid cause of school! >:( but still! I mentioned this a while ago about where this game went and it's good to see it back!

[@otakuchibi-chan3822]

""*Talk to me when you got them all*"" Baby: ._.?

[@mittensdacat]

So uhh, when are you planning to play Bitlife again?

[@sammit7367]

so you made sakura school😀😀😀

[@tokiit0rie]

Love ur video tho

[@freezi3510]

ey tony, talk to me when ya got em all.