My boat won't move ! Boat Ramp Fails (Chit Show )

Welcome to the World famous Chit Show at BlackPoint Marina in Miami Dade County. Today we see boat ramp fails and lots of boats at the boat ramp. Lets just say we have a Chit Show !
For the record people if you want your boat to move the engine has to be in the water!
My name is Alfred Montaner host of the Boat ramp channel Chit Show at BlackPoint Marina.
As of this recording Fred,the local American crocodile is still missing !

[@StorageAuctionSnipers]

Wwwaaaaiiittt For It

[@aht925]

"Wait for it" "get off my lawn" "bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop" "the pole of faith" " its fred!" "causing a scene as always" -Alfred

[@vetbridge]

Leap of faith!

[@RobertClavin508]

I have been watching these for hours! I love the narration and the fun you have with the crowd.

[@earlmathews7742]

Chit show is # 1

[@buffettfanman]

You need to get a little banner that you can fly under a larger drone around the docks! Chit Show with the one and only Alfred Montaner

[@ron8979]

“ that has to be a top 10 shot kill” lol

[@nolinovio6748]

Alfred: "I'm almost afraid to be in the water right now" , classic, so funny!

[@corysexton3970]

That was the best and interview ever

[@rileyshane78]

What is going on at the chit show guys? This is so entertaining. I was coming back from vacation in marathon and seen the exit for black point marina off the turnpike last Saturday. If I didn’t have 4 more hrs of driving while pulling a boat , I really wanted to come park and watch the chit show.

[@58TMJ]

Still the absolute greatest!!!

[@emiliovieroxproject]

WOW! that's why you don't go boating on weekends and holiday's LOL

[@jakeallen9917]

Rest in peace impeller

[@2riversc.s.]

Just subscribed! I ♥ boat dock shenanigans!

[@bennettcain635]

Man I would love to set up the grill down there and watch these clowns....free entertainment all day long!

[@tonye2465]

Very good as always Alfred (i am still catching up).

[@paulgeraghty6112]

So funny. Thanks

[@TheRoguelement]

Well Alfred I can't believe I actually seen Erkle live dropping someone off at Black point and he was Capt of the boat ...he was literally a skinny bean pole Erkle look alike

[@cschmitty75]

It felt like Alfred was holding back on us today! .....more please!

[@citizentrucker]

The first one might be trying out for the next 2 fast 2 furious movie. That was some movie stuff when the bad guy flies at you, spin the boat with the propeller up, slice the bad guy and win!

[@jamesr.9852]

Wait, people actually sit outside and enjoy the chit show?

[@EDVenturesFL]

Been going to the filet tables to watch the show for at least 15 years

[@Mike_44]

I’m going to think twice before launching my little inflatable at Blackpoint lol Whole bunch of public threats.. The crazy Amenaza Publica!!

[@paranoidcricket7093]

Black point is down the street from my house lmao

[@JoeStackSJC]

Fred the croc was laying pipe up and down that point as he should

[@waltertx.6020]

CHIT SHOW❗ Listening while driving today Alfred. Man, great job on the clean up with your kids! I hope you had a wonderful fathers day Alfred. Have you seen Fred 🐊 yet? You're doing a great job 🙂👍

[@UrbanFisherman]

Awesome job bro 👍🏾

[@7DTD_Zombie_Hunter]

Hi everyone and Alfred, Somehow I am not shocked anymore when i watch the Chit Show Alfed... They just never seem to let me down at the boat ramp LMFAO. I do miss Fred at time. great Video 10/10 Keep them coming Alfred. O' Yeah"... Waiiiit Fooor IIIIT...

[@godfreydaniel2308]

If there are two or more adults(and sometimes a knowledgeable kid) plus the capt. in a docking boat, assign lines to @ least TWO others. I often see three or more adults in a boat but only one person handles a dock line.

[@2BearsOutdoors]

Awesome video .. always entertaining. There's always a lot going on at the ramp.nothing gets passed you. Loll. Blessings

[@gordoncushman7807]

Amazing they think the closer to shore the easier to to get on the trailer . Surprised it's not a giant Manatee smoothie at the dock.

[@hectormartinez129]

How deep is it at the dock

[@Carloshcdavila1]

Alfred please we need i video from the bad condition of the ramp poles i have damage my boat just lunch it at this marina. city has to fix it is too bad. We pay for parking and the city no doing nothing

[@garyandrachelweikel7276]

Awesome video as always

[@TMeAdventures]

Alfred! Your commentary makes us laugh our heads off and makes Chit show happen! We never miss a vid!👍🏻🤗

[@gregl7597]

Really? He's an egotistical annoying person.

[@johnmitchell6290]

Your in the water staying cool 😎

[@huntcarlsbad6072]

WAIT FOR IT!!!!

[@seymourrackoff]

Wait for it!

[@noneyabizz8056]

all the impersonators on the tube got nothing on you brother..lmao

[@jameslawlor1404]

This channel has absolutely convinced me that I will NEVER buy a used boat!!!

[@AlfredMontaner]

My job is done..... Manufactures you heard that?

[@FishingwithCristina]

I was waiting for it LOl

[@FriedDronePilot]

Waaaiiit for ittttt

[@johnmitchell6290]

Motors up wow !

[@alexmikhael5061]

CHIT SHOW !!! discord.... do it.... ;) ELEVATE not escalate!!!!!

[@68dart]

Awesome , TERRIFYING, Thanks Alfred

[@nikapol25]

The guy in the pro line needs to turn the key for more than half a second

[@bbsl1967]

With that area being a dead end cove, why is there so much water flow? Just asking. . .

[@ionracer24]

Tide also

[@larryclark4297]

He just shortened the life of his water pump

[@doncale2088]

More lip than the grand canyon. How professional are you out on the water? Let's have a few vids of you maneuvering on the water on a busy day.

[@ScarabChris]

Jesus...I have said it before and I will again. How the fuck are there so many people on boats that have ZERO clue how to operate the boat? How is it someone tilts the engine up (in gear) and can't understand why the boat doesn't move? And for that matter...why did they tilt the engine? I am so glad I live on the water in Ft Lauderdale because I would not be able to deal with this ramp madness. These people are a danger to everyone else on the water. It wasn't always like this. I am born and raised in Miami (I'm 47) and this lack of common sense is relatively new. In the last 15 or so years. What happened?

[@d3neu]

What a trouper, everybody needs real practice.

[@hectormartinez129]

Why don’t you use the drone at the launch ramp

[@AlfredMontaner]

No flying drones in Biscyane National

[@hectormartinez129]

@@AlfredMontaner who’s going to no , do they have police there

[@ZeRowe]

I wanted chit show, I got chit show! Don’t do it bro! 😂

[@fendert1384]

Very distinctive sound when the prop is above vs, below the water. He obviously doesn't know the difference.

[@joeypinter9011]

where's Fred?

[@hatchingiscatchingbx22br58]

That was freaking awesome. If I was out there I would be scared

[@aht925]

Chit show or wavy boats?

[@208miuwu]

When I see the Boat Capt like that I'll back away and have a beer for a few minutes.

[@CaptainDayne]

He is not a Captain.

[@hongwookim9273]

Toooooooo many bro's. R. U. in there gang?

[@stealth253]

Why do so many skippers reverse without looking back?

[@AlfredMontaner]

They have eyes behind their head

[@1234faded]

Is Fred back from holiday????

[@58TMJ]

Alfred Montaner

[@fierceflyer5]

No props for the lines to get caught in it’s a Yamaha so it has 2 jets. 👍🏻

[@mogwaii5669]

Why wont my boat move? lmao

[@HiggsBJ]

Maybe a shot kill top 10?

[@johnmitchell6290]

Can’t believe how huge your launch is at Black Point.

[@KingmanRoss]

🤠🤠👋👋

[@DepressedGiantsFan]

HEY ALFRED, ITS NOT "HAVING THAT SAID" , IT'S ACTUALLY "HAVING SAID THAT"

[@AlfredMontaner]

Public schools failed me !

[@DepressedGiantsFan]

@@AlfredMontaner hahaha, i do enjoy the channel though. Thanks for the hours of entertainment, keep it up

[@mikec8007]

Shouldn't launch the boat if it don't run. The ramp is for loading/ unloading, not the repair shop!!!

[@ionracer24]

That's y i always crank mine up at home first juuuuusstt to make sure...😉 I ain't gonna be "that guy"

[@larrygolden167]

If you have to work on it at the ramp go back home.

[@philwhipple4557]

Starter issue my ass, his battery is dead.

[@hongwookim9273]

That being said I watch 4 plus videos a day. Just the Bros and my man. I don't think I'm racist but get past all that. I know I could go with dude or the man there or like he is crazy .....

[@ionracer24]

"Just hooking around...." Sounds like my love life.... "Guys, I take no pleasure..." Cough 😷 😷 bullshit 😷😷 puro mentiras...😂😂

[@lyman135]

Everyone is so aggressive with their throttles while maneuvering. Like calm down.

[@jerryhubbard4461]

do one thing for me, cut the bro crap.

[@mitchellfolkes7854]

Alfred do you own a boat

[@Ripu2]

From past videos, he has more than one.

[@stevenr8606]

Just be glad he isn't driving a car! Proof 'some' boaters are idiots.

[@vivicajenkins2989]

first 🤗

[@alexmikhael5061]

and you waisted your chance to say something inspirational with saying something stupid and repetitive ;) sigh, have a good day!!

[@maxwellmark]

There really should be a boating license requirement….and a trailer endorsement test for driving licenses….maybe insurance companies could offer a price reduction on proof of boating/trailering requirements… but then there would be no chit show 🤪

[@eugeneritchie7885]

Wrapped a rope around my prop last weekend. Had to crash land on the beach with my trolling motor to get it unwrapped

[@melvynjerrim8279]

Couldn’t watch it to the end,too many “GUYS and BROS” .

[@cryptocraze9550]

get a drone

[@709badwolf]

😁😆😅😂🤣 👍

[@JC-of8mo]

Why do people work on their boat at the dock they are very selfish

[@vicb.2708]

@5:00...Always have 2...and make them Yamaha's.

[@deepcow]

Insanity.

[@chrisschultz143]

🤣

[@sylvia4008]

When that first dude goes out of his house, they should broadcast one of those alerts on the interstate. I’m betting he’s just as bad on the road. You’ve got to know your limitations. Just find a friend with a boat instead. 😳

[@gregbarrow4497]

You are full of yourself!

[@jeffreywaskiewicz140]

I’m sorry to say that your commentary made me unsubscribe...

[@ionracer24]

Half the fun is listening to Alfred talk shit

[@hunterbiden001]

Damn, can you do a vid without talking so much.

[@dustinsandoval7373]

There was nothing going on but some fool running his mouth!!! WTF!!!

[@BenDoverII]

Baha Cruiser was doing better with the motor OUT of the water!!!

[@waltertx.6020]

👍😂🤣🤣