Boat Breakdown-COSTLY MISTAKE-Annoying Standup Jetski-Boat Ramp- E20

[@johnvgig]

Being a newbie, not realizing gas gauges on boats, at least mine, are not accurate, I ran out of gas, in the main shipping channel in Narragansett Bay in Rhode Island. Called a boat tow service. $700 to bring me gas!!!! I literally didn't pay that much for my used boat! Finally found a friend of a friend to come and tow me back in. Won't go out without tow insurance, ever!

[@findleybarber]

Credit Card Captain, that’s the funniest and most accurate description of the majority of boat owners!!

[@titaniumman_22]

I love that Miller Lite reference being the same as water 🤣🤣

[@mikejordan6036]

Beer flavored Water

[@daffyduck9901]

Credit card Captain you are the bomb better than all the others I love your easygoing nonchalant attitude towards the whole thing. You're a jokester and good at it I think you need more recognition you could go off the hook

[@CreditCardCaptain]

Thanks man. Shares always help!

[@bigmeaney555]

Captn Stabbin...that's old school 👍🤘

[@CreditCardCaptain]

🤣 👨‍✈️ 🔪

[@TheArmedFisherman]

This channel always makes me laugh

[@stilltuckered]

Those old Seadoo’s are like Uber for croc. . . Bringing dinner out to them. 😅

[@patrickwallace9726]

Glad you keep your eyes on the parking lot.

[@_AndromedaGalaxy_]

"far side of the moon", XD im gonna have to remember that one.

[@shuffleB]

Captain Stabing when he's on the boat, and Mr. Fister when he's not.

[@mikemayoral7356]

Wave Boat is awesome. I have the 525 full wake version and its great. That looks like an older moldel. Best of both worlds! I anchor at the sandbar, and while the wife and kids are playing and relaxing, I detach the seadoo and go out bootin' around. After a bit I go back and attach. Best way to enjoy the jetski life while sharing your experience with your family all without them hanging off the back of the jetski for 4 hours uncomfortably. Its still very new here in Canada. People are always coming up to me or bringing their jetski's close to me while anchored and asking me about it. I get so much attention with it, now I know how a celeb feels like. 😄

[@hulkhoganstights6596]

This was great! Nice and calm without a lot of talking

[@ispy5033]

Slow Mo on the roller skater babe would have been nice 😉 otherwise A+ 😂

[@bikerguy5829]

I like the blonde pontoon boat captain! 😛 😄

[@toupac3195]

Yes, that song got in my head before you mentioned it. You are fired from the internet now, however you can reapply because she was a nice break from craziness 😁👍

[@CreditCardCaptain]

My next song will bug you even more. Take down your fishing pole and meet me at the fishin hole

[@lindacares2215]

Yes you won I have Barbie Girl stuck in my head😂😂😂😂😂

[@CreditCardCaptain]

In my credit card captain world :)

[@kevinnugent223]

Hallelujah here she comes -skateway by Dire Straits was playing in my head 😅

[@bballstation]

Just love the commentary Dave from England

[@frankrosemeck9898]

"Roller girl" by Dire Straits is what was playing in my head...

[@the-tribe]

2:31 Now THAT'S a Credit Card Captain!

[@rgriffith2006]

That dude in the KW never opened his drain plug after the last trip. He literally sunk that boat on the trailer in his backyard when it rained. Lucky he didn't bust his tires or axle on the way to the ramp.

[@DonziGT230]

I recently bought a Seadoo boat that was parked with the plugs in. It was stored in the desert where it rarely rains and the usual weather is dry and hot. Despite that, the water level in the bilge almost reached the valve cover. Dude bought it brand new in 2007 and never used it, it just sat in the Arizona sun being cooked.

[@Patrick-it8nk]

3:00 Friend of mine's got one of those and honestly its a pretty friggin cool concept. We keep joking the plan is to take the kids out to one of the spoil islands here, detatch the front end and leave em there for a few hours.

[@CreditCardCaptain]

I like it. It’s satire but it’s now a PWB.

[@evilbeaver267]

Been watching for a while. Enjoy the content!

[@richerwin6397]

It humors me to watch people try to load their boats onto the trailer with 1200 pounds of people in the boat and wonder why it doesn't smoothly slide on.

[@edwardmylnychuk5774]

i find some boat people as dumb as some of the crash videos i watch, nooooooooooooooo common sense what so ever, tooooooo much wobbly pop i guess while on the water.

[@bobrobertson6514]

These videos are super. In a perfect world, pontoon craft and jet skis really need their own launch area. It's tough enough to get a real boat in the water down these ramps. It surprises me that you don't get a 'shots fired' report. Fisticuffs must be common.

[@paddlemore1911]

LOL...backs it from the far side of the moon! MORE please

[@SaltyNationalist]

🤣🤣🤣Barbie girl.. She was a cutie though..

[@Frankymmaz9097]

I have seen alot of jet skies and Wave runners save people that fall off their boats on another channel!

[@TheFalconJetDriver]

More water fleas! And a big one a PWB🤣🛫

[@parkersdelmarvaadventures744]

Sea gnats 🤣 I love it

[@mattbrown5511]

There are certain advantages to being a Pascagoula River rat in my little 14' John boat. Almost no traffic and flat water as far as the eye can see.

[@tommywood9221]

😅😆😅😆😅 first time i briefly caught the Capt live today...busy at work wish I could of watched it...skatergirl 😆😅😆another fun one

[@jeffbaran8036]

Great show

[@captainjocassee]

I have well over 3,500 hours on the water just on skis alone. As a seasoned ski vet, you have to be Knowledgeable, courteous, respectful and know what’s up to ride with me. Without hesitation I will nicely scold the amateurs and credit card Captains out there. The locals hate and despise jet skis but they know if your with me you’re good to go. 🤙🇺🇸

[@CreditCardCaptain]

I like it.

[@Antipodean33]

I'm a an Aussie and we too hate jet ski's and the fuckers that ride them, they ruin everyone's day. We hate you bastards so much that if we see you broken down 2 miles offshore you are the only people we never stop to help

[@hulkhoganstights6596]

Wow you are so awesome. Are you a real ski vet? Can I have a autograph?

[@kookiethebear]

1:42 Did you pay attention to the guy with the black ball cap once she left to see if he went over and picked up what she "trashed"?

[@danhayden6049]

I have a jetskis for 30 plus years! They are not annoying. You are just a old man.

[@williamgalaviz5473]

Dude you funny you make me laugh

[@CreditCardCaptain]

Thanks!

[@maximus-hl9jw]

You should always ask a nearby boat for help before calling them

[@DonziGT230]

Maybe, but that "Good Samaritan" could finish ruining your day.

[@edwardranno7119]

People these days don’t help like they used to,

[@earlds111]

I've always called them mosquito boats but nat boat works too !

[@molinaej]

About what time does this boat ramp start getting busy? Seems to be constant traffic flowing through there all the time.

[@CreditCardCaptain]

All the time. 9-11 then 4-6

[@fishingwithfilitsa]

Great video

[@LugerLau]

Love it James. 🚣

[@daffyduck9901]

5:42 check out the sissy tires on that big truck I just don't get it captain.

[@jeffrandolf5673]

It's a Stand up ski... not a kneel down & goes in circles ski. I rode an '84 Kawwy 550 for 20 years. Warm it up sitting alongside dock... then hit the throttle & GO, in a standing position. Dry from the ankles up.. for hours.

[@CreditCardCaptain]

I had two myself. 2500 for both and trailer. One was for parts. Lol

[@jeffrandolf5673]

@@CreditCardCaptain Times have changed... & not for the better. Back in the '80's/'90's, every ski was a standup & weighed 250+ lbs..The entire "Jet Ski/ Wet Bike" industry has morphed into where now they weigh over 1000lbs, REQUIRE trailers, have stereos & coolers & can be dangerously fast. Now any fat uncoordinated CLUELESS slob can ride a sit down wimp bike. You don't have to be in good physical shape. We used to keep 2 tall-boy Budweisers in the fire extinguisher hole & you'd toss your ski into the trunk of ur car or pickup. I paid $2k for my '84 in '88 from my cousin who'd bought it new 4 years prior & barely rode it. He paid $2400 new. I thoroughly maintained it & It always ran great. Sold it in 2013 for $800 & it still ran perfect. I worked for a yacht broker in a marina rigging & commissioning new & used power & sail boats. I kept my ski on floating dock between two sailboats. And we'd have amateur races with floating bouys on the weekends. #MeMeMeMe #Humility

[@jerryscray1789]

hes going to sell the standup ski real soon lol

[@markthebuilder9837]

Up here in PA all PWC's are known as water maggots.

[@BrandonSimmons-do6jq]

Yea, easy we with the Miller Lite comment....LOL!

[@vicpinto1970]

1:34 That's the Elle Bend-N -Snap.

[@Decembererykah23]

Love it ! Made me laugh

[@joanne.creech]

I love your content and voice over - Trying to watch Boat Ramp YT is like scratching a chalk board now.... The only thing I wish I could get you to change is your mind on PWCs... As a part of the community, we are not all gnats/fleas just like not all boat owners aren't assholes... I see plenty of jerks on these ramps for sure... I am one of the good ones on the PWC - aware of my surroundings and wake zones.... but I was brought up learning and knowing the rules of the water... so many haven't it appears!

[@CreditCardCaptain]

I don’t think they all are really. They just show up a lot and are like the sport bikes of water :) I ride sport bikes.

[@dayzedandconfoozed5543]

Happy little swirly things

[@jimh4167]

We had jerks like that when I rode dirt bikes... They always rode/raced around camp.... Just pains in the ass

[@levialston518]

Pontoon dispenser I like that

[@lestaylor3641]

Ive never owned a boat but i know its a helluva lot easier to get the dead weight off the boat b4 putting it on the trailer.

[@CreditCardCaptain]

Knowledge

[@clutchpedalreturnsprg7710]

Hello, I've never seen that done before. It surprised me.

[@richardellis3141]

good one Captain ..

[@saltysassy958]

Keep them coming

[@CreditCardCaptain]

They’re coming

[@johnvgig]

Before I realized my boat's gas gauge was inaccurate, I ran out of has. I called for a towboat to bring me some gas. They wanted $700! We were able to call someone with a boat and they came and towed us back to the dock. Won't leave home without insurance now.

[@Theonebear]

I didn’t even know jet skis where still around

[@CreditCardCaptain]

They won't let us forget here at CCC

[@davecfishing7907]

since when is bowriding legal? we got told by USCG all limbs must be in the boat underway.

[@CreditCardCaptain]

HB 703 passed in 2016. The new law states that you can’t be ticketed for it. Uscg may have something on their books

[@ccaamm1]

Captain Stabbin lol!

[@CreditCardCaptain]

🤣

[@Harlanmote]

People making something easy hard.. I see it ever time I go to the lake. I’ve seen it all from sunk trucks to bent trailers to axles tore off.

[@camojoe83]

Lol, someone got their camera ruined by a jet ski once, didn't they? Serves you right. I can knock someone off a dock with my jet from about 20 feet out. Useful skill.

[@thomasjefferson2676]

I HATE those old school jet skis. Such a pain in the ass to ride.

[@ctadam12]

I'd have both memberships!

[@CreditCardCaptain]

You win!

[@conanruisi]

This is definitely an upgrade from Miami boat ramps. They just take so many creepy shots of women in swimsuits without consent, it’s uncomfortable. I like your approach better, I’m not getting creepy shots of women I’m getting commentary on how goofy they are. As someone who lives with women I thoroughly enjoyed that.

[@CreditCardCaptain]

Well thanks!

[@conanruisi]

@@91m that doesn’t make it any less creepy or uncomfortable to watch, and doesn’t absolve the person filming from being a literal stalker.

[@conanruisi]

@@91m so if you were walking down the haulover jetty with your girlfriend and wavy boats thought she was hot and zoomed straight in on her ass for 4 straight minutes you wouldn’t be upset at all just because there’s no law stopping him from recording people in public? Take half of those shots he takes of chicks in the middle of photo shoots or trying to enjoy their time alone with their boyfriends and you still have a class action lawsuit.

[@clutchpedalreturnsprg7710]

Hello, I've noticed that many of the woman here handle their watercraft with excellence and panache.

[@thomasperina2990]

Good Afternoon All 😊: CCC you did it again with a fun relaxing video. Just like you said sir if you can afford a boat you must have the sea tow or whatever is in your area or it's going to get ultra expensive + the wife won't stop flapping her gums for hours on how stupid you are. Another great job sir, TMP from N.J.

[@johnnyb8218]

Doesn't EVERYBODY load their boat with EIGHT people in it??? LOL

[@katman8714]

1988 called.....they want that JetSki back

[@fozzybear9114]

Chit show calls em murder hornets

[@JT-ok8te]

If you want your vessel to turn faster…. Trim up the motor!

[@thomasjefferson2676]

Miller Lite. Pool Water in a Can.

[@mattster197]

I am 51. I was just able recently to afford to buy my own boat. A 22ft center console. I am not the best, learning. Go easier on people man.

[@jean-francoiscloutier7361]

Any crocodiles in this area ?

[@CreditCardCaptain]

Gators

[@slit4659]

Don't forget to thank the GUYS BACK at the SHOP...

[@edwardranno7119]

I subscribed and rang the bell but I’m still not getting notifications

[@stevenv2190]

Hey - there are those that are better PWC operators on the water. The really annoying ones are bass boat operators .

[@beverlyphillips3955]

Credit card captain, just curious why do you dislike jet ski so much? You call them The funniest names.

[@derekamanwiththegivennamej1082]

Nope to barbie,,,,, Roller Girl - Dire Straits

[@Honey-Sanchez]

When coming into port, all hands should be aware of what's going on. Cell phones down. Man the fore and aft lines with fenders down. These people are sitting tight, holding a bottle of wine, texting and blubber boy is weighing down the prow. It's a crying' shame. 😮‍💨

[@ToddleyProductions]

That guy has no business owning a stand up

[@glennjanello2198]

Murder Hornets

[@mikejordan6036]

Beer flavored Water

[@frostgfx]

Barbie Girl = Thigh Gap

[@everythingboats-ventura-ca5939]

Capitan????? Kkkkkkkk aim no Capitan is this Boat ramp at all…….kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

[@Bass_attack7755]

That jet ski guy has no idea what he's doing. They are stand up not lay on 🤣. Also if he actually stood up on it he would understand it would be more stable instead he was hugging it like a 4 year old hugs an inflatable... for dear life. Jet skis are awesome. We got one but I'm a rare breed. I follow slow no wake. I keep well clear of other boats. I don't split 2 boats parked fishing. I look at stationary boats as rocks... I don't want to hit rocks. If I absolutely have to split 2 boats I kill it to idle speeds and strike up convo as I'm slowly going by. Usually idiot ski boats force me to split fisherman boats but I give them courtesy . Those wake boats are a bane. I frequent a small lake and the worst are the wake boats with deep drafts and the wake wings. The poor old timers in the tiny tin boats 😔. The problem with jet ski people is they have 0 respect for other people. But I can say that for ski boats too. I've ran down 2 jet skis 2 separate times. One for splitting 2 fishing boats. I was one of them. The guy in the other boat noticed I was hauling my anchor like a mad man and I took off. Ended up being a young girl. Thought she was older. I told her dad the rules and all the good stuff and he apologized. Went back to where I was fishing and the guy thanked me. He fished the front of the boat while his kids were swimming off the back. The other one I caught using a slow no wake bouey as a toy. It was close to a small swim area where several very young children were swimming. Ran him to shore and told him to get off the lake. No PFD. If he lost it that ski could have went right into the swim area and hit one of the kids. Bottom line.... it's not hard to give people distance there's plenty of water.

[@900stx7]

So your friend was fishing off the front with his kids swimming off the back ? I'm sure it was the Jetskis keeping him from catching any fish.

[@Bass_attack7755]

@@900stx7 no. I was in my own boat. The guy fishing near me was fishing off the front while his kids were swimming off the back. He caught a bunch of fish. The jetski was splitting us we were both anchored.

[@willr612]

Flipping, KZbin unsubscribed me…..

[@alankwhelan]

Why do you not know the name of anything about boats their called fenders ropes are lines

[@CreditCardCaptain]

Alan. It’s called credit card captain. I call them inflatable thingies. It’s called a parody.

[@Aaron.Davis56]

WOW. I have 2020 Yammy FX SVHO Limited and I thought it was the operator, not the machine just like boats that don't respect No Wake Zones. I guess if you can't afford one, you hate it. I also have a 2601 Seaswirl Striper WA, I/O, HT. Best of both worlds. Guns don't kill people, people do.

[@stevereaves6757]

A few weeks I saw a small sign adjacent to the sidewalk near a funeral home that read WAKE ZONE.

[@MultiCutaway]

🤣

[@account2292]

Pretty much all jet skiers are annoying.

[@fredsmith2299]

Jet ski ... cool or not so cool ... they are like bikers ... loud and annoying .... fast and furious ...

[@StevenPerry48]

The only reason I don't subscribe is your channel is your attitude towards jet ski's. I have both a boat and jet ski for over 20 years. I ride like I have brains and obey no wake signs, distance to other boats and such. You make it sound like all jet skiers are idiots. I love NSB , boats and jet ski's. Go easier on jet skiers riders, and PWC's. They are a shit load of fun.

[@CreditCardCaptain]

I’m jealous I don’t have one. I gave some redemption recently. :) I’ll be nicer. If they are. :) of course everyone is an ahole on the water