My Boss PUNISHES ME for being Late, So I CHARGE Him for every time I was EARLY - Reddit Podcast

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[@israeldiaz4189]

I will maybe

[@israeldiaz4189]

Also first comment? I can’t believe this is one of my fav KZbinrs you have a relaxing voice

[@pip_theadhdcreature]

@@israeldiaz4189 I agree with you

[@Fawbie_WW2]

Jesus who does that for just being 2 minutes late that’s just unfair and completely inappropriate

[@arnold8746]

That's actually 17 minutes late. If you aren't 15 minutes early, you are late.

[@IMADINOSAURNOTABIRD]

​@@arnold8746so it's either early or late? No "on time" or in between? If you are not there by the time you are scheduled, you are late. You are not late just because you weren't early.

[@arnold8746]

@@IMADINOSAURNOTABIRD 15 minutes early is on time.

[@ali.5481]

@@arnold8746 ok boomer

[@arnold8746]

@@ali.5481 my grandparents are boomers. That line is pretty tired at this point btw.

[@peterkn2]

Story one: If a company gets upset about my being a little late, then I'd just make sure I don't do any work until my exact start time and I stop at exact my end time. No checking emails, taking phone calls or responding to to sms off the clock. I get tardiness may be a company policy but if they want to that strict with my time, then I will be that strict with my time.

[@darkwarriormaster9644]

Story 5: Viv went through almost the exact same situation that Sarah is going through and Viv still isn't understanding her. This speaks to how selfish Viv really is. can you keep putting the minutes of the different stories of each video in the description box?

[@viviennemorgan7217]

my nickname is viv.

[@thePsiMatrix]

Story 1 - I worked for a company that 'recovered' shortages in our cash tills. We would have to 'pay back' any shortages out of wages but they would never account for any time we were over. So I started to keep the extra when I was over in a little bag and stored them in the locker we had for personal items (which meant the extra money never left the store). If I was over; it went in the bag. If I was short; the bag would cover the difference. Eventually we got a better manager who wondered about it, I told them what I was doing and they stopped 'reclaiming' by basically doing what I was doing but on the banking side of things. Thankfully that company no longer trades.

[@fernandorios474]

My sister's boss in Cookout is ALWAYS mad at his Employees for being lazy or being late if I was in his shoes I would end up saying "Be here before the 30th minute or you're fired!" Which that would be my plan

[@mc1412007]

The second u clock in u get paid. Thats wage theft at that point

[@kunfussed213]

So Serenity is now Sarah?! Got it. 🥴😭🤣

[@WabbitRB]

This first story speaks loudly to me. I mean, people were always slacking off for unscheduled "smoke breaks" and get promoted. I'm late on lunch by 2 minutes once and got reprimanded, I also never got promoted. It's always the ones who play by the rules that get shafted, but if you don't you'll get fired.

[@newcheese9882]

I can't believe no one did a ytp on this called "Am I the beef jerky ?" i think it's an excellent joke i'll try to make one one day idk when tho

[@samiahholmes2208]

Why would you punish someone for being 2 mins late 😑 Also the person in the first story is not a jerk✨

[@gabesmom5615]

Not to mention this person came in on their day off by request. So I would have said well since this is actually my day off, I will just go home.

[@samiahholmes2208]

@@gabesmom5615 Yeah✨

[@Redditstoryteller02]

Once upon a time, there was a clumsy magician named Bob. He had just started performing magic tricks and was eager to impress the audience. One day, he was invited to a grand birthday party to entertain the guests. Bob began his act with a classic trick, pulling a rabbit out of a hat. But as he reached into the hat, he accidentally pulled out a pigeon instead. The audience burst into laughter, thinking it was part of the act. Not wanting to disappoint the crowd, Bob decided to go with the flow. He held the pigeon in his hand and said, "Ladies and gentlemen, behold! The world's first flying rabbit!" The audience erupted into even more laughter. Feeling encouraged, Bob attempted another trick. He asked for a volunteer from the audience and a young boy eagerly raised his hand. Bob handed the boy a deck of cards and asked him to pick one. The boy chose a card and showed it to everyone before placing it back into the deck. Bob took the deck and dramatically shuffled it, trying to perform a fancy card trick. But to his horror, all the cards flew out of his hands and scattered across the stage. Bob stood there, stunned, while the audience couldn't help but laugh at the chaos. Quick-witted, Bob smiled and said, "Well, ladies and gentlemen, that's what you call a magical tornado! Now, who can tell me what card you chose?" The audience burst into laughter once again, impressed by Bob's ability to turn his mishaps into comedy. Despite his clumsy nature, Bob continued to entertain the crowd with his unique style of magic. And surprisingly, his unintentional bloopers became the highlight of his performances. People started attending his shows just to see what unexpected surprises would happen next. From that day forward, Bob embraced his clumsiness and became known as the "Hilarious Magician." His shows were always filled with laughter and joy, reminding everyone that sometimes, the best magic comes from life's little mistakes. So, next time you see a magician, remember Bob and his unforgettable tricks. And always keep a smile on your face, ready to laugh at life's amusing surprises!

[@princessmarlena1359]

As a magician’s assistant, I love your story. 👍

[@rudy.67.6]

Seeing is believing. Once you've seen one, really close up, it doesn't matter what anyone says, you can never un-see it.

[@CALLSIGN_KONIG]

I work in retail in Scotland and even if im 35 minutes late the managers make jokes about it laugh about it and say in a joking manner your staying the extra time but say we dont need to

[@TurkeyTalkingTrey]

2 freaking minutes late when he was 3 minutes early all year SMH

[@niyablake]

Story 1 thats time theft in my state. You clock in at 7am you get paid at 7am

[@larryhilliard4994]

I worked for a company that had a 15 minute thing going on with the time card, you're scheduled at 7:00 but clock in at 7:01 your pay doesn't start until 7:15. So I decided to stop working for free, everyone would try to clock in at 7:00 which meant the last couple people clocked in at 7:01 and weren't getting paid until 7:15. The foreman saw me sitting and wasn't happy so I said since I'm not getting paid until 7:15 I won't be working until 7:15 because this is still my time. He then threatened repercussions but I laughed and said that will just give you more work on top of your already full schedule so do you really want to try to write me up for not working when I'm not getting paid?

[@CreatingArt3185]

Sarah in the last story when she turns 18 will move out of the house possibly moving into op house going no contact with vile Vivian which’ll suit viv Michael and Mia just nicely i really hope that relationship ends in divorce so that viv will come crawling back to Sarah and have the door well and truly slammed in her face

[@AzraelChaosblood]

I was thinking the same thing. And given how Michael was described by OP I could easily see him saying "Thanks for raising my kid for me, here's the divorce papers" as soon as Mia is out of high school and on her own

[@matthewkagan6921]

Personally, I think OP in the first story should have clocked in on time, but not do any work four minutes.

[@timebreach9295]

Actually if the employee did have a paper trail which he clearly did and it actually means that they could sue and they could not fire over the paper trail and if they got terminated for said happening and they only could get the write-up waved but they would win their lawsuit in court their company would have to pay back millions of dollars is to each instance in which they actually had any recorded time or work out a settlement with all their employees This means that if they tried to terminate that person's employment or even recommend them they would be protected under the whistleblower

[@iononcantomascrivo]

The first story is not uncommon. I'm just glad the manager finally got his comeuppance.

[@AkselJade]

The company stealing my time is why I don't work for the first 10 minutes of my shift, even if I clock exactly on time. For past employers at least.

[@Fiercetits]

I had something similar to this, our timecard would round up or down by quarter so if you worked an extra 7 minutes the they don’t count but of you work 8 then it rounds up to 15 minutes. Not everyone knew this so when i was denied my pto for no reason i sneakily let every employee of all 12 of his stores know this so pretty much everyone would make sure they’d clock out at the 8 minute mark, ended up giving my notice a few months afterwards but he never knew I was the one that caused the extra hours of pay.

[@SirberusKhaos]

its sad to see people who feel that being "right" and being an authority is more important than having a relationship with their children.😭

[@clericofchaos1]

I like in the last story he says he'd love to meet the 9 year old who could handle this situation with the grace her mother expected. I would hate to meet that 9 year old. That 9 year old is a budding sociopath. I would be expecting a lot of arson and dead animals in that kid's life, culminating with the kid becoming a serial killer.

[@kevintull3302]

That kid doesn't have to be a sociopath to handle it. Don't forget that out there are parents who trill their kids at a young age to make them emotionless. Or children who get abused and to save themself shut all their emotions down.

[@clericofchaos1]

@@kevintull3302 yeah both of those are examples of sociopaths. Being emotionless for any reason is sociopathy.

[@kevintull3302]

@@clericofchaos1 wow! Isn't that kind of discriminating against those poor children? They are the victims and then they get called sociopaths. Feels kind of wrong to me. Oh and the question is not against you, just a regular one.

[@clericofchaos1]

@@kevintull3302 Discriminating is such a dirty word, i prefer the term criminal profiling. Is it confirmed they turn into sociopaths? No. Do they fit the profile of sociopath? Absolutely. This is the argument born out of watching every episode of criminal minds at least once, as well as every episode of CSI. So, take it with a grain of salt, but i'm sure enough that nothing you say can possibly change my mind.

[@kevintull3302]

@@clericofchaos1 yeah we never will be on the same page, especially that after your definition I would be a sociopath as a victim of abuse who almost feels nothing anymore because of it. Because for me you do victim blaming. Beyond that have a nice day

[@sicilianprincess-tm5nz]

I worked retail i always punched in a few minutes early but i punched out a few minutes early as well. I did my 8 hrs

[@edheadgaming8411]

5:31 true but it is allowed by law, capitalism for u, and ppl won’t really care bc 4 min on a hourly pay is minor

[@viviennemorgan7217]

i go to work before 8 or at 8 in the morning since those who arrive early can work early or on time since my store manager is strict on time schedules.

[@viviennemorgan7217]

and i work at tj maxx.

[@sandrasausville9103]

He's just a jerk, he needs to learn basic common sense and manners. But the petty revenge is just a stroke of genius

[@viviennemorgan7217]

who the manager or op?

[@bussin_buses]

Man.

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Painful to listen to.

[@Sundance_the_Stray]

I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS SO MUCH!

[@MoriMushrooms]

Early gang :)

[@chickenbeanster2036]

🥰

[@johnclaybaugh9536]

The first story is ridiculous in so many ways. How many minutes were wasted whining and complaining about lost minutes?

[@cal4207]

Why do people give a two week notice when you can be fired in one day😂

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