My broody attack chicken

My Buff Orpington I've had since she was a baby chick went broody like none other I've ever had. Check out how crazy this mama gets!

[@kekmaster-kz7ok]

-1 hp -1 hp -1 hp ...

[@tling321]

kek

[@ConnerV]

kek

[@rebeca5509]

kEk

[@ayushbarai8875]

Kek

[@jjokocha2156]

Critical hit, -3 hp, bleeding

[@FreedomFighterEx]

"Gimme those egg!" Chicken : THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!

[@allmightoneforall1338]

🤣🤣bro didn't expect this💀

[@schizotism3633]

Oml!!😅😅

[@marwanamr97]

THIS IS THE PART WHERE YOU FALL DOWN AND BLEED TO DEATH!!

[@Mullokadz]

I'VE FOUGHT MUDCRABS MORE FEARSOME THAN YOU!

[@TohSummerBL2game]

dammit, lol

[@vvintersunn6085]

gimme those eggs -ouch, ouch, -gimme, gimme those eggs ouch

[@cal6741]

You have captured and repackaged everything that was important.

[@schizotism3633]

Lol check out my comment🙃

[@schizotism3633]

😏

[@Sattva468]

"I'm taking your eggs!" Chicken: So you've chosen death.

[@TheRadicalOneNG]

This man just tanked like 17 pecks in a minute from a chicken that drew blood and he just never relented! Talk about determination.

[@synaesthesia888]

He's a masochist

[@user-sb3iz6cg1w]

Jesus motherfucking christ. Synth thats enough internet for today

[@2Fat2Furi0us]

When I was a kid I had to do that for our over 500 hens. All that whilst the roosters were trying to kill me. No idea how that hen drew blood but yeah... never pull, keep your hand there and they cannot really harm you.

[@criztu]

he needs youtube money

[@redjellonian8126]

High stamina low wisdom build

[@tsarfox3462]

I can't enough of broody hens. It's so funny to watch a pissed off hen all poofed up attack like that. My favorite part of the vid was when she took and egg back.

[@FatBird]

"fine you can have that one", ha! this is hilarious

[@fpsserbia6570]

Human: give me your eggs Chicken: angry T Rex noises

[@megawolf-br4mq]

Chickens are the best funniest creatures to me 😭😂

[@faisalahmed3956]

I didn’t know what a broody chicken was so when a video of such title popped up I saw it. Now I'm constantly getting broody chicken vidoes recommended. Not that Im complaing, these are actually quite funny.

[@mizuki7yearsago626]

1:05 lmao she pulled that egg back 😍

[@waseemraza8748]

They should use this chicken in miltary

[@dannyrichards6233]

Lol

[@primuse.x.e6141]

Lol

[@PerseusR51]

Lol

[@azaleamanrique3896]

She is a killer Edit:Corrected the 'Is'

[@swshuwu2413]

Lol

[@darkscarlet1012]

Here's a tip, wear gloves

[@mobinbestintheworld9229]

ha ha ha .... yeah man, we don't have to see u bleed by a chicken to know it attacks a lot

[@billyyank1916]

Or how about dem tim🅱s my 🅱?

[@HauntedGameCube]

For me. the pecking really doesn't hurt.

[@imunknownunknown1114]

I think its good cause if u steal u beed to pay hahahah

[@Morpheus-pt3wq]

@@bogdan-ioanmoisa1613 you can´t do that if you are using one hand to hold a camera - except if you are 3-handed human.

[@releasethealbum6190]

awwww when she pulled that one egg back 💖💖

[@linkdude64]

What a good mom!!!! She loves her eggs so much!!!😍💕💖

[@breaking_mike]

Don't be mad at her because she is so cute, fat, chubby, chonk & obese -.- fat mom, overweight mom

[@damiancano4511]

Her feather make her obese but u don’t really know if she really is

[@damiancano4511]

Just carry her and see if she is

[@breaking_mike]

@@damiancano4511 I love 'em so much, that's the point

[@damiancano4511]

@@breaking_mike ohhh

[@tabiBLAKEMORE]

Lol! That feisty girl has been kidnapping eggs from all over the nesting box to sit on 😂

[@marwanamr97]

"I'm taking your eggs" Chicken: YOU TREACHEROUS LITTLE FILCHER! HOW DARE YOU STEAL FROM ME!

[@WralthChardiceVideo]

Ive got a broody hen and shes the calmest sweetest pillow ever

[@leontarmann3449]

If this is your first broody chicken video:welcome to the ride. You will not get this out of your recommendations anytime soon.

[@arr5751]

2020 KZbin: Wanna see a broody chicken? Me: Okey

[@rosea2350]

She’s fluffy 💓

[@rkhnd51]

"You can have that one." Hahaha!

[@thunderbird1921]

What's ridiculous is how hens will get broody even though the eggs are not fertilized. Chickens are some of the craziest animals on the planet, sometimes lovable, other times psychotic.

[@markclint8701]

@@thunderbird1921 true that's why if your hen lays an egg you better get it right away

[@thekweewee]

lolomg sorry to laugh at your pain but this was hilarious

[@dannyrichards6233]

Hostile Princess 🐔

[@laitdejabot9890]

And pathetic.

[@BreakTheIce222]

lol, maybe you should just order some fertilized eggs and let her hatch them, her maternal instincts are through the roof. Felt sorry for you xD

[@muhammadosama1994]

Break the ice actually i felt sorry for her ...them mama instincts

[@finallyfinally9317]

I felt sorry for her

[@stienengelaar3857]

@@finallyfinally9317 Same 😔

[@shadeyshade4880]

Usually I just pick them up and gently place them away from their nests, then again my chickens don't really draw blood when they peck lol

[@tjwarburton]

That's what I was thinking. Doing that with gloves would cut down on the bloodletting.

[@scotttaco1272]

pick the darn chicken up you'll live

[@cyriewilson3170]

There's a great invention that would be helpful. They're called GLOVES. ; p

[@recruit8921]

@@especiallyninety_751 dude it's that comment is 5 years old also no that's not a Karen.

[@recruit8921]

@@especiallyninety_751 yes you assume right you are in fact a child but you didn't need to point that out.

[@recruit8921]

@@especiallyninety_751 oh no sorry for making you angry child I will never do this again so for now on please go back to your parents.

[@fetuseater6969]

@@especiallyninety_751 lmao wut is wrong with you

[@fetuseater6969]

@@especiallyninety_751 someone does not know how to read

[@VR00100]

Broody : used peck "it's super effective"

[@ScreemuSprites]

This man deserves an award for dealing with such an attack chicken.

[@wildlykit86stroud92]

She did tell you to don't touch my eggs

[@dannyrichards6233]

Gloves do help. And this made me laugh so hard. I cried. No joke. 😂😂😂😂

[@jacksont9455]

Chicken: Deals 1 damage This guy’s hand: has like 29HP

[@JohaLego]

"Give me your eggs!" - "Then give me your blood!"

[@jimmyyounger618]

I decided to wear gloves because of a hen like this, so she started aiming her bites at the tender underside above my wrist. I put my gauntlet style welding gloves in the coop and she started launching off the nest into my face! My final solution other than putting her in a casserole was to rake her off the nest with a fishing net and hold her down as I collect her eggs. We renamed her. 'Gator' still has the most frequent broody cycles of any chicken, ever.

[@leilarose9759]

That was honestly kinda hilarious

[@schizotism3633]

I’ve been watching this video over and over again, and I love it😊

[@TheBlaert]

It's no joke. My brother got pecked between the eyes when he was 4 years old. He has a big ass scar 45 years later

[@darkscarlet1012]

You should train it to attack strangers

[@waseemraza8748]

LOL

[@omegarugal9283]

she hates you, my hens no matter how broody they are, they just "pretend" to bite me whenever i pick the eggs...

[@boisebadboy93]

Back in SC we had buff cochins and Rhode island reds. Cochins didn't hurt at all when they pecked you, but our RIR could take skin off or leave pinch bruises... Over time I got used to them all and was like eh every morning when I got the eggs 🤣🤣

[@pwessie4pwesident941]

You should've worn leather gloves. Now she's got a taste for HUMAN BLOOD!💀

[@adrianandrade315]

I always got scared they would hurt me but then I was like "Well it's not like she's going to kill me" now I know I was right

[@king_cynder_8615]

When my chicken still laid eggs and sometimes got angry when trying to retrieve the eggs, I would put a small, light fluffy towel on her head to keep her calm/distracted while I took the eggs. I wouldn't hold it down forcefully or anything, just let it rest there until she realised what was happening and chucked it off hehe. The indignant look she would give me was hilarious lmao.

[@ronnelechavez]

I'm sure she is docile just like other Buff Orpingtons if she's not brooding her eggs.

[@monkey-with-the-drip5296]

Guy: Gimme your eggs. Chicken: You could have said Please.

[@mayonnaiseeee]

She's adorable lol, a dedicated mama

[@ifalone]

lmao it looked like a cartoon where a magical talking hand does a pov of it trying to take some eggs from a broody hen.

[@EndlessDream]

He like "GET DA FUCK AWAY FROM MY EGGS"

[@JacobJohnsen-nu7nl]

This proves buff orpingtons are the broodiest hens along with cochins.

[@UsmanFaraz854]

By doing this he might not get ppls intentions to increase subscription, you always have to go beyond limits to earn something lol 😅😅😅❤❤

[@historyisthebest5831]

I think it's not broody, but she just want to protect her babies.

[@orctrihar]

"They might look harmless but they'll kick your non-chicken ass !"

[@ThePigeonBrain]

Go chicken go!

[@malevores]

She's a beautiful chicken despite being angry. Also say please for the eggs. 😂

[@theotaku5312]

....Am I the only one going, "Get Gloves!!"

[@mahadahmedbaloch]

haha so cute

[@KiranKumarBegari]

Omg you are bleeding😂😂😂😂 great mom chicken very protective 🙏🙏🙏

[@johanpauwels7894]

tips: fold your hand over her head so she doesn’t see. You can also hold her neck. Also, just before birds peck they need a few milliseconds to focus their eyes. If you learn to recognise that movement you will always have enough time to withdraw your hand.

[@gerry6076]

Hey!! You apologize that poor lady right now! 😭😭😭🤣

[@AsuraDarkKnight]

“Fine you can have that one.” Lmao

[@lukasebert744]

basically that is what HowToBasic is doing in his free time

[@dingabing9153]

Ahem. Have u ever heard of the worlds greatest invention which saves lives ? " gloves"

[@mantis8856]

that's a perfect golden war machine you got there

[@talhabintariq786]

I have a hunch that your Chicken must've been a direct descent of Velociraptor.

[@jasonelwood4738]

She protecc She attacc But most importantly, She take her egg bacc

[@pejelagarto3826]

Jajajaja es tan tierna y adorable como intenta defender sus huevitos

[@waxkopp]

The best broody hen ever!🐔

[@agentchandlerikka8044]

Man: (Tries to take eggs) Broody Hen: Away devil human, these are mine

[@RSLokeshwaran]

When she wrongly punched one egg

[@achmadhabibieel-haq8977]

Didnt see anything wrong, just a mom protecting her sons

[@gaming_flowey]

I totally lost it when he FINALLY GOT THE EGG 🥚 AND SHE JUST GO'S LIKE NOPE MINE! MY PREACHUSE!!! (Can't spell lol)

[@oliviaquijano9018]

That Broody Chicken Tyrannosaurus Rex, gets pretty angry when you mess with her, when she's trying to lay her Eggs. 🐔🦖

[@lauranimbus8092]

Yep, she is no joke. :0 I had a perfectly tame Buff Orphington named Sugar who was slight in build. She went broody one time and her hormones must have been at full blast because she took me by surprise one time and chomped me good. Tore the skin/cuticle above my fingernail down to the nail. Hurt like the blazes and I still have the scar. Sometimes chickens punch with their beaks---usually this is more of a "get away"/"I'm warning you" message---but this was a full, snapping motion blow as hard as she could muster. To give some who may have not been bitten this way before and why the video-maker is like "Ow!", chickens typically reserve this kind of blow for the killing of small rodents or during chicken-v-predator self defense. Chicken necks are like jackhammers: a lot of force (especially if they're throwing their body at you at the same time) all directed into a tiny, hard area (beak). I count myself lucky to have incredibly tame chickens but that outburst from Sugar reminded me that sturdy work gloves are nice when you've got a broody. :) Good video showcasing how broody hens mean business when protecting their clutch (hope you cuts heal!)! :) Edit: I almost want to say that the English line of chickens has lead to some fantastically defensive broody mothers. I've had numerous Sussexes who were very vocal when broody and would pick at me a little (not like Sugar though). Australorps have good chicken-v-chicken defense while protecting a brood but have repeatedly been more mellow towards me.

[@YZEtc]

She's playing chicken For real.

[@sapphire1385]

She protecc She attacc But most importantly She want her egg bacc

[@budgie508]

chicken: hey stop trying to take my eggs idot him: gimme those eggs and stop pecking me I'm not a bowl of water!!!!

[@KuroiSenko23]

I laughed so hard watching this!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@leouchheil6529]

She P R O T E C C She A T T A C C But most importantly . . She P E C C

[@UsmanFaraz854]

Broodiness period is always like this, she try to protect her eggs and future chicks. She is very protective

[@favierex]

Gimme yours eggs!!!!!!gimme those eggs

[@efaz384]

She is a momma chikhen tho, And she is strong she is just trying to protect her eggs.

[@erdieaquino7104]

Man: gimme ur eggz! Hen: THEN U HAVE TO HAVE A SCAR

[@alula2633]

If only I could do this 😂 I just had to let one of my girls have her own chicks

[@AxisCorpsRep]

ah yes, tactical attack chicken

[@jtkennedy6770]

Hey smart one just use gloves

[@HenriWeahengERSaysHelloToWorld]

that hen was speechless

[@donfrancisp.bacarro6691]

Very cute sounds

[@theracklord]

Bro pay respect for the eggs

[@AnonSoon]

"fine you can have that one" xD awe man i love chickens

[@kiko9382]

Chicken be like when the man gets her eggs, "Congratulations you passed the challenge!"

[@nimaahmadi8547]

"fine you can have that one" i can't stop laughing lol

[@poncik9248]

Imagine someone stealing your child and expect you to stay polite

[@dearyxoxo]

Aw I miss our chickens )): especially her XD

[@dannyrichards6233]

I'm still laughing very hard. Lol

[@apocalyptus2344]

You got clucked up. 🤣

[@LuciTulcea]

The hen looks like an eagle! :)))

[@standardcake18]

She was hiding like 8 under there! 😂

[@xFirebird925x]

"A hit! A very palpable hit!"

[@ambergruber6357]

Butter here is our buff Orpington German broody attack chicken

[@leadersofthenewschool]

Lol he was about to say “golly!”

[@angieguerrero9805]

This is hilarious

[@UltraverseStudios]

This is why I wear gloves when grabbing eggs lol, they make it way easier