My Cancer Press Tier List

As was reported might be the case, it turns out that the first day after chemo is pretty OK, but then it gets progressively worse until day 5 or 6. I'm now on day 7 and feeling OK. I've had many (but not all!) of the expected side effects, but my appetite has been good, which is very good for the quality of life! Glad to be through the worst of the first treatment, but obviously I've still got a long way to go. I wouldn't want everyone to think that Day 7 is indicative of how you feel while you're doing chemo...if you had seen me on Day 3 I would have been 100% horizontal.
I hear it tends to get a little worse every time (though I've got some tips for how to maybe make a few things hit a little less hard!) Really glad I was feeling good enough to make this video! It was nice to do something normal.
Thanks y'all.
Hank
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[@vlogbrothers]

"Hank Green's Brother, John Green, Announces that He Thinks Actually Every Headline Mentioning Him Is S-Tier" -John

[@Cisaadeh]

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[@Georgesmomsu]

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[@kitkatelife8014]

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[@BelindaShort]

Perfect

[@justabeholder4753]

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[@taranlee5203]

“I think you got the vibe wrong,” said Hank Green, as he bounced around making a hilarious tier list of news outlets reporting on his cancer, grinning from ear to ear. Love you Hank, never change 😂

[@ethanlenning]

This comment had me rolling 😂

[@waffles3629]

Same, like even at the worst of times he has us laughing. He's such a loveable goofball.

[@palacsintakat]

This comment got me TT

[@Omega_thehusky]

like actually lmao that reaction was actually amazing xD

[@jameshill8493]

Vibe was a little bit off not gonna lie

[@TripleDaddy]

Hank using "How soon they mention John" as part of the ranking is fucking hysterical. Legit laughed out loud. If something like this ever happened to me, I can only aspire to this level of humor and grace. Hank is S-tier.

[@aradraugfea6755]

The raw sibling energy of it is pretty great.

[@villyintheflesh]

If something like this ever happened to me I would hope that I respect myself enough to not milk my disease for attention on the internet.

[@jimwally6520]

@@villyintheflesh If you think that Hank Green sharing something about his life on the internet is "milking it for attention" then you have not been paying attention to Hank Green's career.

[@tarasalvi6873]

Right? Big Little Brother vibes going on here!

[@CirceAlida]

SUCH a little sibling add. I'd have done exactly the same 😂

[@champa224]

"It is Going to Make Things Difficult (for me) and is Nearly as Bad as Tuberculosis" Says Award-Winning Author, John Green, Regarding Relative's Health Diagnosis.

[@julieharden2433]

This is the best headline ever! Lol

[@MCAndyT]

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[@k.antigonetrowbridge9038]

So this is pretty funny to me because one of my spouse's co-workers was thought to have lymphoma but actually has TB. They all work in radiology so when something looks like one thing and is another it is rapidly shared news. THEN my 17yo went in for testing, we were going "Come TB!" Until the kid pointed out that he would be in isolation if he has TB so we were back to "Come on Hodgkin's Lymphoma!" So I am here for the comments and resources because my kid has to start Chemo shortly. And I can't find a good book on what to expect! Seriously, how is a nerdy librarian supposed to work under these conditions!?!

[@qwertyTRiG]

​@@k.antigonetrowbridge9038I didn't know they had similar symptoms. Perhaps I should watch more of John's videos. How's he doing?

[@moosetwin9023]

NO NO IT'S NOVELIST NOT AUTHOR

[@krisweller1498]

Just the way Hank says “I don’t feel like that’s the right vibe, I think you got the vibe wrong” will forever live rent free in my brain

[@Magearod]

I need this as a gif, so applicable in so many situations

[@triciac.5078]

With a head sideways snap no less. 😂

[@lizyconyers7009]

I need it to be a tiktok audio with people telling stories about dark humor

[@abbeyfarago5272]

Absolute favorite part 😂

[@IrisGlowingBlue]

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[@3_up_moon]

The sibling rivalry is real. John: spends months obsessing and educating about the world's most deadly but treatable disease. Hank: gets cancer Always trying to one-up your brother 😅 Sometimes I make jokes when I'm nervous

[@retard_activated]

It's all because of tuberculosis. 😅😅😅 lol

[@irakyl]

Sometimes I fart when I'm nervous 😔💨

[@moreplz]

Some people will just do anything for a bit of attention.

[@achillendimond2124]

Hank really said “watch me become à primary source”

[@nsr2750]

@@irakyl as long as you don’t sneeze…cause sneezing is not normal 😂

[@amandacaudill6]

I’m an 8 year stage IV colon cancer survivor, diagnosed at 29. Treatments are hard, but in my case they were successful (I only had to do 12 rounds of chemo). I actually participated in a preventative immunotherapy clinical trial that I found on my own. There are so many better treatment options now, and new ones in the works. Good luck to you.

[@TheShire26]

Bless you and I hope it never comes back. I lost a colleague to colon cancer and I hope that never happens to you or your family.

[@sydneii]

im tearing up. I lost my mother to cancer and it was so hard. You are so strong!!!

[@hellmasker1]

I am nothing but words in the void but I am proud of you.

[@missbeaussie]

The fact immunotherapy is not being offered early on is so frustrated. Glad you're here ❤

[@greensteve9307]

"_only_ 12 rounds" !? That sounds like a lot!

[@Kb-gh2rk]

Somehow this immediately and very unexpectedly became one of my favorite videos of all time. The nerdy-ness (meant as a compliment), the morbid humor, the lowkey sibling rivalry, and an incredible video idea only someone like hank could come up with. Perfection

[@rogerwilco2]

Indeed.

[@BonJoviBeatlesLedZep]

"Hank Green has been diagnosed with cancer, and live-action Powerpuff Girls dead at The CW." I loved the deadpan delivery of that

[@VioletEmerald]

Agree. Saw it when it came out and rewatching it now a year later. Really one of the best videos. So memorable. So well done.

[@HeisenbergFam]

The only man who casually makes a tier list cancer press tier list, absolute mad lad

[@cowieson]

I don’t know what the next thing up is above “chef’s kiss” but this video is definitely that!! 😂

[@cybe3rr277]

jacob sharpe has a tier list about his brain cancer

[@Thomas_Angelo]

Are u from brakin bad

[@sbirkkk]

He’s everywhere

[@ghoultooth]

@Joseph #Biden2024 you’ve got 10 comments on this channel already, find a hobby

[@chada4806]

Honestly, putting this in a tier list is a badass coping mechanism. I fully intend to incorporate this into my life, if allowed.

[@ZackJenkins]

You have permission to tier.

[@MaryThomasson]

I feel confident that Hank Green would never gatekeep tier ranking as a coping mechanism.

[@sapiensursus3034]

@@fx-studio Is this a reference to something?

[@DeXyfero]

@@sapiensursus3034 I think hes trying to make a *jab* at vaccines. Get it? But seriously promoting antivax under a hank green video? Not cool man. (Not talking to you sapiens, the other guy)

[@sapiensursus3034]

@@DeXyfero That's where I thought he was going, but I wanted to give the benefit of the doubt. But yeah, spreading antivax around a huge science communicator is dumb stuff.

[@moniquesiruge4974]

Hank, almost immediately after sharing intimate insight into his life, vibe checking the news outlets spreading said intimate news is the definition of grace and s-tier humor ❤

[@ellaho4663]

hank is defo s tier person

[@ellaho4663]

sorry i meant john greens brother 😂

[@niki9185]

I love how even though Hank loves his brother so much, John being mentioned too soon in the article is a factor in bringing the scores down. Perfectly sums up what it’s like having a sibling

[@GoneToTheSnowDogs]

I mean if anyone could get cancer, and then teach us so many things about it, you were the man for the job!

[@GoneToTheSnowDogs]

@@user-ve9qz2rb6k Wow, you are a sad person. Everyone goes through this differently. Literally everyone. My sister in law is battling cancer right now, a rare form, and I have to say Hank's videos have been very uplifting for all of us. You need to really look at what you have said here. Turning the illness into profiteering? Do you know how much good Hank has done for other people in this world? And if you only had any idea how little money KZbin videos actually make, you would be mind blow. It's not what you think it is, He's not "getting rich" off of KZbin videos. He's not begging for sympathy, he's telling HIS story, and it's HIS story to tell. This is Hank's outlet for dealing with his cancer. He is allowed to make videos, and talk about it, and he's HELPING so many other people also going through it. You realize some people with cancer, NEED to hear from others who have it. Some families going through this (like ours), is THANKFUL that he is sharing his story and doing his best to stay positive and educate people about it. Your Toxic negativity about what he chooses to do is sad. I get it, you are hurting because your parent is going through this, but you need to find a way to deal with your thoughts and feelings, so that your family can better move forward and be positive. Cancer sucks. No matter what. It just sucks. Hank is doing amazing things here, and he's an amazing person who has given back to so many. I am glad he is sharing his story, and teaching so many of us so much more about this process. If you don't like it, keep scrolling.

[@availanila]

​@@user-ve9qz2rb6k if you neither have Hodgkin's lymphoma nor are Hank Green, you don't get a say in what Hank Green does to deal with it. He's educated us on so many diseases/illnesses/conditions that if taking us through this as he goes through it is what he wants to do he gets to do it.

[@travman1987]

Lol

[@CaseyBDook]

​@@GoneToTheSnowDogs wow, you really have a solid grip on what we are seeing here. My wife had cancer. I feel like this is a huge service to the community too. All the best to your sister in law and to you, the support. Good job bud.

[@CaseyBDook]

​@@availanila yea. I can't see the comment that prompted you to comment that, but you are absolutely right.

[@applesandparachutes3086]

I like that we all understand and accept that Hank's allowed to make his videos however damn long he pleases right now

[@Xatzimi]

Cancer is punishment enough, Hank can now be forever exempt from the 4-minute rule

[@AndreaCrisp]

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[@claudiopedrick8976]

i love the double-sided threat and appreciation (it passes the vibe check, hank would approve)

[@waffles3629]

Yep. I'm a fan of doing the opposite of punishments. Your video went over four minutes? Go eat a cookie, you deserve it. Go watch that cheesy movie you love so much despite it being absurdly cheesy.

[@jacforswear18]

This tier list is highly educational, so no rules have been broken 😂

[@nydrm90]

Including the pencil picture for no reason makes it so much better. Chaotic happiness is your vibe Hank, they hit the nail on the head.

[@apoloniaarteaga2520]

I laughed in the weirdest way at that part 😂

[@YoYoBobbyJoe]

They hit the pencil on the eraser.

[@anonymus830]

"I don't feel like that's the vibe. I think you got the vibe wrong". The sassy head movement got me. Hank, you're a treasure! We're rooting for you Hank "hilarious, quirky, Science guy" Green. Lots of love from Germany!

[@KaseyTheGolden]

Stop it, this is so funny. Glad to see you finding joy where you can in such a situation, I'll be sending the vibes!

[@tus8193]

This guy rocks

[@tus8193]

Imagine pouring your heart and soul into crafting the most outstanding article of your career, dedicated to none other than Hank. With great anticipation, you eagerly await for feedback only to be devastated when you discover that he has released a video complaining about the subpar quality of the pencil picture of him in it, and shockingly, he places you in the lowest tier, the dreaded F tier. What a crazy ride.

[@dominoot2652]

lol hi kasey

[@dontburstmybubble686]

Not only did he make it funny but he basically made sources for those studying cancer/other cancer patients

[@jmoya2001]

i kinda expected him to make videos like this after his diagnosis lol

[@sarahlavin4728]

NPR author suggested Stardew Valley, and I agree! You have all of our love and support Hank, keep being strong!

[@cyancybershock719]

shane

[@triciac.5078]

Yes! Not that Animal Crossing isn’t great. But Stardew Valley is a great recommendation for an involving tear-free game.

[@Naiadryade]

I'll back up the Stardew Valley recommendation, with the caveat to not become friends with Shane since he has some sad cutscenes.

[@MoonSafariFilms]

Stardew Valley was a great comfort game during quarantine.

[@bast713]

I keep getting Monument Valley mixed up with Stardew Valley? I'm guessing they're way different.

[@gracieservia7532]

Hank, when I was diagnosed with my chronic illness I had to spend tons of time in the hospital and kind of fizzled out of school. I was always really interested in learning though, and your sci show and crash course content carried me though that time. Now I'm in college, double majoring in two stem disciplines. Seriously, you kept that spark alive. Best wishes.

[@janeosun]

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[@qwertyTRiG]

Something strange happened in my brain, and I read that last sentence as "Best weirdo". Which he absolutely is.

[@dragonflies6793]

It's incredible how engaging in learning in the ways we can carries us through while dealing with chronic illness. We're in college and chronically ill right now, and it's hard as hell, but most of what we're doing we want to be doing and that makes it better.

[@TrainsAndSirens]

That is an S tier story❤ happy for your outcome

[@leahsmith6573]

3:12 I have watched this part over and over again SO MANY TIMES. It lives in my head rent-free now.

[@MCAndyT]

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[@chloebenson7118]

Omgosh yes!

[@JMBAD_art]

You know what’s S-tier? The concept of this video. You’re killing it king 👑

[@lemonsAndFun]

What does S-tier stand for? Super? Stupendous?

[@JNSchneider]

​@@lemonsAndFun eScellent

[@ArcticAirUltraPro]

@@lemonsAndFun The S ranking in a tier list is typically regarded as standing for "superb" or "super". could also be superior, special

[@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721]

This is a concept that could only happen in this exact circumstance and Hank took the opportunity.

[@Selloca]

@@lemonsAndFun what does A tier stand for

[@cdmonson]

My wife pointed out that we played Super Mario Bros in the chemo suite when I was being treated from Hodgkin's lymphoma, because we loved watching you and Katherine play it on Hank Games. Thanks for making my chemo more bearable 10 years ago!

[@untappedinkwell]

Awww, this is so beautiful. Thank you for sharing it with us, and for being here!

[@kathyjohnson2043]

I hope you stay happy and healthy.

[@IrisGlowingBlue]

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[@AvangionQ]

Mario Maker is such a great game, but just avoid the troll levels ... or you'll have a bad time 🍄

[@retard_activated]

I love this comment!! 💖

[@grannyronna]

LOVE this. As a cancer veteran who just got re-upped, I have learned that attitude really helps. Maybe it is just because attitude is contagious, and those of us in the patient role in the cancer movie set the tone for the rest of the cast. It also makes it clear that we are actively involved in the process and it isn't just raining down on us. The score card is brilliant. Although I have to say--I personally loved the photo with the out there costume. After this is over, I think it could be repurposed for next year's Met gala.

[@LadyDarkSunMoon]

I vote for the repurposing of the pencil costume for the MET gala, too!

[@kieranhowells7336]

Never in a MILLION YEARS did I think I'd be guffawing at a video about Hank having cancer. Thank you for just being so, so, so YOU through this probably really scary experience. We love ya Hank!

[@laprimanerda7333]

Deducting points for mentioning John too soon is pure sibling vibes and I'm so here for them.

[@kirthanapillay3517]

As someone who works in journalism, I thoroughly appreciated this. But even I don't have enough words to express how incredible you are.

[@gtc239]

​@@TheDogGoesWoof69 He was.

[@ladelame1]

America doesn't have journalists anymore. You work in activism, with a really big microphone. All the journalists are gone.

[@kirthanapillay3517]

@@ladelame1 I'm not American m8

[@davidswanson5669]

The Green brothers have been cocky little turds for so many years, that I think whenever something bad happens to them, their political opponents have reason to relish it. However, I wish him all the best, and hope he uses this opportunity to become less egotistical. This video is therefore unfortunate to see. Hopefully it doesn’t continue.

[@Lisallamaa]

​@@davidswanson5669 who hurt you

[@Avius_River]

The internet has developed in many different and infinitely intriguing ways, but I never thought I'd see the tried and true tierlist be used in such a gut wrenchingly funny way. Stay strong good sir, you're doing amazing!!

[@LostRedemption]

Hank, you're so much more to us than the KZbinr with cancer. You're also the guy that taught us science, made awesome songs and went around his town humping this on video. We'll always see you as human and part of us. And WE all Wish you the speediest and easiest recovery! ❤️

[@benjamincruz6633]

KZbin STAR

[@sarahmacintosh6449]

What's with the past tense?!???!? I'm glad Hank's giving himself a break from the pressures of scheduling, but I guarantee we haven't seen the last of him!

[@andrewhiltz4133]

He’s more than just a KZbinr with cancer, he’s also John Green’s brother

[@eli3163]

I'm a journalism student and so many of the aspects you pointed out just made things my professors have taught us in class pop up in my head. It's interesting to see the perspective of someone that articles are written about and have them basically echo all the rules we learn

[@wrightway65]

Can you explain some of them Eli?

[@R3LF13]

I agree with the above, please expand on this - very interested!

[@sainaro2335]

interesting!!

[@maxyoudontloveme]

I also want an explain! 😊

[@ChrissyPlus]

For those above asking about the lessons; it's all about not getting the vibe wrong😅

[@ebarobyre2720]

That reaction to the pencil picture had me laughing hard enough to tear up. Our boy sure discovered a lot about himself

[@Romanticoutlaw]

I had no idea whether he was going to give or take points for its inclusion. Personally, as someone who hadn't seen that photo, it bumped it up a full tier for me

[@Sykroid]

I have a feeling it's someone from the community who put it there as an inside joke, which considering the subject matter, might not have been the best idea. However I also put it in a higher tier too lmao

[@wombattakat]

And followed up by the face sex article i could not breath lmaooooo

[@matthewoyan]

@@Romanticoutlaw The photo made it B-tier MINIMUM, putting it in F tier is a daylight robbery

[@truth.speaker]

Some are saying the injection causes this type of cancer. Has anyone looked into this yet?

[@caspenbee]

This is making me less scared to get cancer, which is one of my biggest fears. So thank you for being so giving of your experience and being a hilarious educational icon even during a very very stressful and emotional time. Keep being you!

[@allisond.46]

“There are some things you only get to do once in your life” Hank, most of us get the chance to make a cancer press tier list ZERO times in our lives.

[@jacforswear18]

It is a strong F tier, but at the same time, your cancer reveal being IMMEDIATELY followed by the “death” of the Power Puff Girls absolutely had me rolling 😂

[@carstarsarstenstesenn]

Hank Green is the only person who would make a tier list for something like this and that's why he's amazing (among a thousand other things that make him awesome. Never stop being you, Hank.

[@stannieholt8766]

More than that, his tier list is smart, on-point media criticism in a funny and charming package - which is hard to do even when you don’t feel crummy from a scary diagnosis and then chemo! Evaluating the different ways that various media outlets cover an event is a standard exercise in J-schools… but it’s just an exercise until it’s about someone who matters deeply to the audience. The learning goes on!

[@urmommabear5monthsago]

4:32 says it all

[@jackhadfield1332]

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[@jkolesza]

Exactly! Nobody Hanks like Hank!

[@phoenixliv]

It’s giving a very Hank version of the Anthropocene reviewed

[@FluxMachina]

I was diagnosed with Acute Lymphoblastic Leukemia at 16 and went into remission at 19. It is a hard and long process but it is important to stay positive and surround yourself with loving people. I send good vibes your way my good sir.

[@romaninini]

God I laughed about them putting the goddamned pencil picture there for a good five minutes. You're a real hilarious guy, Hank. (And a fighter! We love you!!!)

[@Numbnuts007]

I think this is one of the funniest videos any person could ever make in response to getting a cancer diagnosis, this is absolutely gold. If this was a stand up comedian he would make an entire half hour special out of this where they going depth about each article. You did it in a condensed 5 minutes and saved every one time, this is exactly why you and your brother are some of the best content creators the world will ever know. I wish you a speedy recovery, and I definitely recommend picking up a GameCube and a couple of games from the early 2000s, NBA Street is very good, along with Star wars rogue squadron 2, and the original animal crossing. And if you want a narrative focused game I would highly recommend Paper Mario the thousand Year door or any installment of the paper Mario franchise for that matter.

[@justaguycalledjosh]

I have played the crap out of super paper mario on a wii emulator recently, it really is brilliant.

[@My-name-is-Kit]

I also suggest Tony Hawk Pro Skater if a GameCube is, in fact, acquired. I put so many hours into that game.

[@muffinman3052]

I second the Rogue Squadron recommendation!

[@LilRedHead42]

GameCube! Great idea! My son and I played Zelda The Wind Waker, oh man, so many hours at sea, and then plotting out what was in each quadrant in the ocean. It was a fun adventure. Good memories. 10/10, would recommend.

[@muskaansharma5569]

The fact that John is actually considering stand up comedy as a profession makes this comment so much better.

[@johnpiccolini3305]

A friend going through treatment for a suspected cancer recounted during his chemo: "I may or may not have Cancer, but I definitely have Chemo." All my best thoughts go with you - thank you for your incisive mind and indefatigable humor!

[@julesoxana]

Wishing the best for your friend you and all your loved ones❤

[@fouadmas5413]

Very tough , many censored Dr's believe the trial shots of 2021 have contributed to weaker immune system and a sharp rise in heart issues

[@astick5249]

@@fouadmas5413 What?

[@user-kl9bi4jt4t]

We tried telling him not to get that vaccine, but here we are.

[@astick5249]

@@user-kl9bi4jt4t What?

[@rebeccawalker1874]

John Green's brother is so amazingly funny. Been watching this novelist for a long time and I wish you much health during treatment.

[@MariaReynoldsWeir]

GAWD. Love this so hard. My sis (who died of colon cancer in 2017) would absolutely adore every bit of this. Thank you for representing honestly. It keeps her humor and truth alive and reminds of what is good in the world.

[@lO_-_Ol]

John and Hank, I graduated high school yesterday. Thank you for helping me get through some rough times in my life. Praying for a full recovery from Hank.

[@TheSightOfTheStars]

Con-grad-ulations! DFTBA as you move forwards wherever your life takes you! 🎉

[@spacey-sam]

Congratulations on your graduation!! 🎉

[@evanbelcher]

Congratulations!

[@misterid1075]

Congrats dude! I work in school IT and graduation is something all of us celebrate.

[@untappedinkwell]

Congratulations on your graduation!! I hope the things you've learned about yourself and the world around you go on to serve you well. Best wishes and DFTBA!

[@YingofDarkness]

You know it hasn't occurred to me until now that so many people consider Hank in terms of him being John Green's brother. I think it is because I engage so much more with Hank's content that their dynamic is flipped in my head. Wish you the best and hope you can recover quickly.

[@Orynae]

Same! I got started on SciShow before vlogbrothers, back when Hank was presenting everything, so he's the main brother in my head. I guess lots of people know John first from his YA novels. But I also think a lot of the "John Green" mentions come from article writers feeling like they have to explain the brothers in "vlogbrothers" after mentioning the channel's name, which they kinda have to mention since it's where the announcement was posted. (Of course this only applies to the articles where John is mentioned a couple paragraphs in, not the ones where he's in the title.)

[@JHaven-lg7lj]

⁠​⁠@@Orynae Same here, I had no idea who John Green was for a couple of years watching SciShow until I found the vlogbrothers - oh, hey didn’t he write a novel or something? Now both brothers are close to my heart, they each soothe different parts of my soul

[@jasonmyneni8605]

I’m going to blame ‘fault in our stars’ making it big on that. After the success of the book and the slam dunk of a movie, it makes sense that John skyrocketed in popularity

[@kellynolen498]

i cant even tell them apart im not really a fan of either soo i dont even know where i was going with this

[@ToriKo_]

It feels like they’ve definitely always been equal in my head for whatever reason

[@controlfreak1963]

I've been fighting cancer for 20 years (CLL) or a third of my life. Fortunately bio technology has kept moving forward and has bailed me out every time I fell out of remission. This year was the hardest with a stem cell transplant which appears to have worked very well. My journey has extended from MD Anderson in Houston to Fred Hutch in Seattle. My first recommendation for those with cancer is to find the experts that specialize in that particular disease. I have been fortunate to have been treated by some of the best leukemia doctors in the world. My second recommendation is to manage your treatment. Doctors are very busy people and can't keep on top of every patient. You need to be pro-active in how you approach treatment. I've been a big fan of your work for years and wish you the best in the future.

[@missbeaussie]

Absolutely. Self advocacy ❤

[@jackiedever3835]

My best friend is a childhood cancer survivor. He and I are starting An Absolutely Remarkable Thing together in support. We wish you healing and small pleasures wherever possible along your journey. Thank you for sharing with us. You’ll remain in our thoughts whether you stay visible throughout or take sustained time away. All the love!

[@cindella204]

For some reason, I thought this was going to be about how the publications cover cancer more generally rather than covering this specific story - this is wild and I love it. Also, happy for Tilda to get recognized for writing a really thoughtful story, possibly because they're engaged with the community. As a former young person in the newsroom, sometimes editors can be very "why are you spending so much time on this low-stakes story it doesn't matter" but it DOES MATTER.

[@dragonflies6793]

I fully thought it'd be comparing the media around different types of cancer until I clicked on the video.

[@AngryAlfonse]

I thought it would be ranking news publications by how "cancerous" they are, until I remembered Hank's recent diagnosis...

[@MildlyRabid]

I thought it would be a tier list of different types of cancer, and how much they press you.

[@user-fz8mm6uh8p]

@@AngryAlfonse same

[@rooshmookh]

Re: the newsroom bit - RIGHT?! it’s so hard to explain to editors why something matters despite the fact that they may not know/care about them! Been fighting to cover internet culture closely since about 2015 so I feel you!

[@RefugeeJon]

Hank Green may be an author, KZbin star, Vidcon founder, philanthropist, educator, musician, father, husband, son, and John Green's brother, but to me he will always primarily be the person who indoctrinated me into Nerdfighteria via one of the first viral videos "Accio Deathly Hallows" and in doing so changed my life for the better. Wishing him as quick and comfortable a recovery as possible.

[@nomical89]

​@@user-ve9qz2rb6k I'm very sorry your parent is going through this. These videos are Hank's form of processing and self expression. No two peoples' journey with a horrific disease are going to be the same, or provoke the same emotional response.

[@jenniferkawaguchi4310]

For me, it was Helena, Montana hahaha

[@ThaGavMan999]

@@user-ve9qz2rb6k if you find offense to this video in any way your heart is probably allready full of hate because literally all hank is doing is teaching people

[@towel9245]

​@@ThaGavMan999 No need for character judgements, they have their own suffering.

[@ThaGavMan999]

@@towel9245 the person I was replying to is judging the way that Hank is dealing with HIS OWN suffering. Hank being open about his cancer on his platform somehow making this person hate him is insane to me especially when this person has a family member going through it.

[@SonicRooncoPrime]

I WISH I could be this cheerful in the face of something that 'really sucks'. Best of luck to you, Hank!!

[@life_in_song]

🤣 Oh gosh. Wth the article noting that you are learning so much about yourself, and showing you in a pencil costume, makes it sound like you're not holding anything back and finally getting to live out a hidden dream of becoming the mascot for Ticonderoga. Thank you for continuing to show that there are ways to be critical of things without tearing it apart. 💛💛

[@acutee2]

I'm a reporter and I promise you that no matter what tier you rank an article at the writer is just glad you mentioned their article and took the time to read it. Feel better Hank

[@SayAhh]

NY Post got more exposure than they deserve. (Apologies if Murdoch is your boss.)

[@truth.speaker]

Has anyone heard that the injection has been linked in multiple studies to causing this?

[@sweetembrace6706]

kinda a self own to say you care more about visibility than doing topics justice

[@illford6921]

​@@sweetembrace6706 where did they say that?

[@CL-go2ji]

@@martinfisk2172 Hey - reporters are not all the same, and a world sinking into "postfactish" babble is a desperate need of some honest reporting! So: no, "I´m a reporter" is not a self own. (And no, I am not, myself, a reporter.)

[@jeremygreen2883]

Hank, as a fellow cancer survivor, I wish you all the best. I had a similar diagnosis five years ago, although they thought mine was lymphoma initially it was actually testicular cancer but the tumor was in my chest. Some days chemo will be hell, and you'll feel like garbage. But, you'll get through it. I also teach psychology and I use your crash course clips weekly. You're a fixture in my class. Also, my last name is Green, so I think that sometimes my students think you're a distant relative. Anyway, keep being an inspiration and an advocate for learning!

[@joshuasims5421]

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[@Urakaroo]

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[@Guru_1092]

Bro you had balls in your chest?💀💀 I kid, I kid. Glad you're still kicking dude!

[@groboclone]

@@Guru_1092 chesticles

[@Guru_1092]

@@groboclone Thank you for this.

[@GwynkyTube]

"DoN't FeEL LiKe ThAT's thE rIGhT ViBE~ i tHinK yOU goT thE ViBE wROnG." I truthfully cannot remember the last time syllable emphasis made me laugh this hard!! 👏🤣 Hank's bobbing chin dance just GOT ME, lmao.

[@artist91fb]

Dude! I love you! Your help has significantly increased my engagement with psychology related topics when I decided to enroll back into university at 28! And even today I love to see your face wherever it pops out. And it sucks to hear you are going through this. And I wish you the best of things! ❤

[@bebopremedy]

Over the last 15 years, Hank Green has taught us so many things. And now, he is teaching us how to have cancer. How to tell people. How to set boundaries. How to find humor in the experience. How to be informed about your health and options. How to ask for what you need and set expectations that allow you to do what you can to be yourself while surviving. Thank you, Hank.

[@karatraffas6107]

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[@shanaynay333]

You're absolutely right. This guy is a gem.

[@connorburton1009]

Dang it, I thought this was going to be a joke and got blindsided by feels

[@ursulamelia7136]

Well said indeed!!!! Hank is a super 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟. Sending you much love and admiration Hank!!!!

[@GoodGoodGood]

Beautifully said

[@MultidimensionalSock]

I love that you're also rating it by scare factor as well because news reports making stuff scary is honestly a pet peeve of mine but I would not have thought to derank because of it!

[@coarctate.]

This is the perfect blend between personal and professional life it is executed palpably to your audience. Very well done and I am rooting for you!

[@littlemissapplecore]

What a fantastic person to still have such a real genuine sense of humour about something that is undoubtedly one of the most tough times anyone can go through. All the best Hank 💕

[@enderwiggins8248]

I read NPR religiously, and while it was tough re-reading the news, I adored the list of bummer free advice free media. Definitely deserved S tier

[@eveenala]

Same. Definitely checking those out.

[@jeka8826]

Some of my favorite things were on that list!

[@BinaryArmorOnline]

Hank, 3 years ago you did a video called "The Sudden Obliteration of Expectation" that was so influential to the way that I deal with my anxiety and the rapid change that characterizes young adulthood that I felt the need to share it with my dad. It changed the way that I approach life so profoundly that I routinely go back and rewatch it, because it's just that big. In the two videos that you have done surrounding your cancer diagnosis, you've hit on something similar again. The strangest combination of perfectly timed humor and genuine serious understanding and so many other little things is just... Exactly what I've been needing right now. Thank you for being the "adult" [scare quotes not intended] in the room for me over and over again. I feel like a better person (less in the moral sense and more in the "I'm better at being a person now" sense) for having been exposed to your media, and I'm so, so grateful for it.

[@amandaking7702]

LINK, man, LINK! (Cause now I need this.). :)

[@ariana.cherise]

i absolutely second the sentiment of your comment! both hank and john have been such an instrumental part of shaping who i grew up to be and i am so grateful to them for that.

[@arlyssstewart3040]

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[@charleston1789]

It’s really heartwarming to hear how much positivity you’ve gained from those videos, and I’m glad you feel able to person better ☺️ being a young adult is freakin hard, and I for one have felt better mentally with age. I hope your life only continues to become easier and more fulfilling 🧡

[@RNCHFND]

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[@kellypires347]

You're amazing, still educating us and making us laugh during your cancer process.

[@kyliepowers8511]

“I don’t feel like that’s the right vibe. I think you got the vibe wrong” is something I’ll quote forever thank you thank you

[@aerendyll]

Quick warning: Stardew Valley is *not* bummer-free, because some of the special cutscenes you get with the characters can pack quite a punch! Shane and Alex are two examples of characters who have some really sad storylines, so watch out with them. (There might be more; I haven't seen every scene!) In general it's a comfy game, but I didn't put it on my recommendations list in the comments for the cancer sharing video as I figured the storylines for some characters would be a bit much right now.

[@sarahmihuc3993]

Yep! I have seen pretty much all the scenes, and I agree that Shane is probably the darkest storyline. For no-bummers, I'd suggest sticking with Leah, Maru, or Emily, or Elliott, Sebastian or Harvey. All the stories have slight mentions of past struggles, but these should be manageable. (For example, Leah's past struggle is problems with an ex. Maru's I think has to do with being conflicted about moving away to follow her dreams iirc?) For a similar level of light, almost no bummers, I would also recommend Pokemon Scarlet/Violet btw. Overall it's a very positive game, just some mentions of past bullying and there is a sad old dog who gets saved/healed by the protagonists, but the first scene with him is a bit tough (you can avoid this storyline by not doing any of the herb side quests). And lastly, for a less-bummer version of Stardew Valley, I recommend all the Harvest Moon games that it is based on. They generally have zero bummers iirc, maybe a little bit if you follow certain storylines but less than Stardew Valley. I think most people agree the first 3 games for N64/GameCube/GameBoy are best (and can surely be found on an emulator for free), although all of them are good including the Rune Factory spinoffs, there are several Harvest Moon and Rune Factory games available on the Switch. (Rune factory has more of a fantasy world vibe and focus on killing monsters but still the same core concepts of farming, friendships and romance as Harvest Moon)

[@mariacargille1396]

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[@veronicalikesmuffins]

I came here to say this too. Stardew Valley is an incredible game and I still haven't seen plenty of cutscenes but there are so many things that ABSOLUTELY could make somebody cry. I find it incredibly rewarding, comforting, and even uplifting, but it should never be on a list of things that could never make somebody cry.

[@waffles3629]

​@@veronicalikesmuffins yeah, like it's my absolute favorite game but it is definitely not in the "never cry" category.

[@AngryAlfonse]

@@sarahmihuc3993 Maru is best girl. I used to romance Abigail, but after my last playthrough I'm a Maru stan Also John, if you just so happen to read this: if you enjoy media that makes you cry, as a way to let out emotions that you otherwise don't let out, and/or if you like media that changes the way you look at complex topics like religion, the mechanics of the universe and the meaning of life, I highly suggest The Outer Wilds. From what I know of you, it seems like the kind of game you'd highly appreciate, and it may help you in getting through this trial.

[@qbj]

Watching this made me cry, a little bit because it's hilarious, but mostly because this relatable cancer content feels so important. Cancer info and content is always so bleak and sterile. This humanizing approach just feels like it will really help other people who are going through similar things. I hope your treatment and recovery goes well.

[@rabbit6546]

This is going to sound very weird but if you want more content from ppl who have lived through cancer treatment there’s a youtuber called Jacob Andrew sharpe who’s incredibly funny and occasionally makes videos on chronic/life threatening illnesses after he was diagnosed w I think a very rare brain cancer

[@Ktealove]

I thought so too.. :3 I love his casual soap box about making diagnoses less scary

[@ashert4918]

@@user-ve9qz2rb6k ...where is he trying to get sympathy? he's repeatedly emphasising that it's treatable and not that bad. respectfully, I think you may be projecting some of your completely understandable frustration with your parent's cancer situation onto him. he's entitled to talk about it and deal with it however he wants, as are you.

[@lw8882]

How happy this clearly made Hank is honestly the best. I just love that for him. For him to find something in all of this that he can not only see as a positive experience, but to absolutely run with it, and make it as fun as he possibly can, is inspiring.

[@Mi-be1os]

I've been a fan of you guys for quite a few years now. Hank, I hope you know how many people out there really, really like you and are here to support you :) I've learned so much from you guys over the years and I can't express how grateful I am for that. I'm wishing you and your family all the best!

[@emilylittle123]

How people deal with life changing situations is so telling. Hank’s way of dealing is making hilarious content for us to enjoy- that’s a 100% genuine good person right there

[@philosophy_bot4171]

Beep bop... I'm the Philosophy Bot. Here, have a quote: "The key is to keep company only with people who uplift you, whose presence calls forth your best" ~ Epictetus

[@BettyAlexandriaPride]

When I got hit by a car, they had to put a lot of metal in my body. I was in so much pain. When I started learning how to walk again, I joked that I was part robot.

[@Andrea-zb9tp]

The nerdfighteria subreddit has been a top tier experience in the past few days (as always). I’m so grateful for this community. And Hank, you’re doing an incredible job.

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[@man-throwing-thing]

As a frequent visitor and poster in the nerdfighteria subreddit, I agree, it’s been really great.

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[@tracysugarfield5728]

It blows me away how incredible the content is even though you’ve been having a rough time lately. Hats off to you, my good man!

[@persefoniajax]

I love so much that the things available to us in our world right now allow for Hank to take this part of his life in stride and cope by, as another commenter said, vibe-checking news outlets in a tier list. There are some great things about the younger generations, and the outlets we've made available to ourselves such as memes like this are truly amazing.

[@titania642]

I didn't know what I thought Hank's next video after telling us he had cancer was going to be about, but I was not expecting a jolly ranking. I'm glad to know that no matter what happens, Hank will always be the lovable Hank we all know and love.

[@TryinaD]

@@brazil3207 no they don’t, and they’re poisonous

[@johnprotiva8238]

Of all things… they chose the pencil picture! At LEAST mention the furbies. Also, a tier list is as much a Hank Green response to this type of situation as we could get. Thank you. We love you.

[@HunnyBunnyBaker]

love you to pieces hank, you've been amazingly strong and i'm so proud. wishing you a smooth recovery 💕

[@sebern2]

Thank you for the willingness to keep us all updated.

[@TANIMAYTO]

This is so funny and charming and can I also just say I got REALLY worried because "cancer press" sound's like a terrible torture device that squishes you and gives you cancer.

[@GrandHighGamer]

Is the device they use to give mammograms not literally a cancer (detecting) press?

[@natz3284]

This is such a funny concept like. NOT ONLY am I going to screw you over now by torture squeezing you, I'm ALSO gonna screw you over in the long term with cancer! 😊

[@emilysmith2965]

WE PUT THIS CARTON OF MILK IN A HYDRAULIC CANCER PRESS (315K views)

[@Michael-kp4bd]

That interpretation popped into my mind first, until i quickly saw the tier list with press outlets. That being said, I soon completely forgot about that fleeting misunderstanding, so reading this with your extra visual had me rolling

[@mootwo_]

LMAO i'm imagining a hydraulic press that fuses you with a set of cancer cells through pure force

[@jennifergridley8111]

My hubby had Hodgkins. He was close to the same age. He was 40. He's now 12 years, almost 13 years cancer free. I hope your journey is like our journey. We met a lot of amazing people. We learned a lot about Leukemia and Lymphoma. We learned that we could get through anything, together. Remember during treatment week to be kind to yourself. Oh, if you get the metallic taste from chemo, orange juice I'm told still tastes great. On the off treatment week, Remember not to overdo it. Everyone loves you and only wants you to be well, so take care of you. Use your time to discover something new. I sincerely hope that you will be telling people in 13 years that you're that many, cancer free. ❤

[@noreenvance5554]

This is the vibe that makes me only want to live, work with and talk with Nerfighters. Keep shining bright @jennifergridley8111 🤗

[@azure5273]

I read the part 'he is now 12 years' and I immediately thought 'did he age backwards? what? WHAT?' 😂😂😂 ps: English isn't my first language

[@julesoxana]

So glad hes doing well❤ sending best wishes❤

[@addisonbaker8211]

@@azure5273 1- yall esl speakers in my experience are 'better' at english grammar honestly (better in quotes because like that's not really how grammar should be viewed imo just saying that I have seen far less dumb mistakes from second language speakers than from native speakers) 2- dw you're not alone I'm a native speaker and fully read that as "he's now 12 years old and 13 years free from cancer"

[@azure5273]

@@addisonbaker8211 lol thank you. (And I think 'more standard' is what you mean by 'better')

[@oscarr2151]

Hank, I love you for this. Approaching this diagnosis and experience with the same humour and intelligence as everything else ❤

[@meteor5686]

You are most definitely not alone! Strength, good vibes and a speedy recovery.

[@whitestarlinegoodnight]

The energy at 3:11 is absolutely impeccable, I'm so glad you're able to have such a good sense of humor about your situation.

[@brycemallumakopp]

love his cheesy grin there

[@lightstriker1196]

I guess you could say he set the vibe right.

[@Talilma]

Making absolute top tier content just when everyone has mentally prepared themselves to minimal Hank content is such a Hank thing to do and I love it. You NEVER forget to be awesome.

[@CatherineLu]

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[@AudreyGolightly13]

Chemo!Hank has been even more delightfully chaotic than usual. I feel like you're handling this with an excellent balance of seriousness and levity, and I'm glad to hear that you are doing well with your treatments - even if they do "suck so bad." You're a wonderful person and you do so many awesome things to increase knowledge and kindness in this world, and out of all the possible timelines and multiverses out there, I'm very glad to live in one with a Hank Green like you in it.

[@nerdyhedgehog6055]

don't call him that

[@XanimeXaddicted]

"Chemo!Hank" 😬 I don't feel that's the right vibe. I think you got the vibe wrong.

[@rownrown]

Hank you're unbelievable and a total inspiration. Plus your jokes remain undefeated. Keep strong and much love!

[@taylordee641]

My dad was diagnosed with stage 4 non-Hodgkin's lymphoma in 2006. I was 11. It was one of the scariest things I've ever been through (the realization that your parents aren't invincible and won't be here forever always is), and I can only imagine what it was like for him when he was told that he probably wouldn't make it until the end of the year, but I remember him making jokes like this. It was more for the rest of us than it was for him, I think, but it helped immensely as we moved through his treatment and adapted our lives for cancer stuff (and he's been in partial remission for about 15 years now, yay!). I guess what I'm trying to say is that I appreciate you and John comforting all of us and giving us funny, bittersweet updates. I think all of us would understand if you didn't, but boy howdy does humour make facing uncertainty more bearable! I admire y'all for it. I hope you're doing okay and that in due time you'll get to "reveal" that you're in complete remission!

[@Embersfire542]

Thank you for this message. Hearing your story gives me hope for my own momma♡ we just found out she's very sick but things like this- your transparency and emotions around it gives me hope and makes me feel a lil less alone. Thank you endlessly, stranger.

[@dominichowell961]

​@@Embersfire542 Someone I know was diagnosed with stage IV liver cancer (don't know the exact type) that had completely ravaged her. She was given a terminal diagnosis with less than 6 months to live. That was over 15 years ago. She's been in remission for more than a decade and was recently able to recieve a liver transplant. Looking at her today, you would never know she was sick. It's important to be prepared for the harsh realities cancer can bring, but miracles can and do happen. In the present day, depending on the cancer, remission or even cure is becoming less of a blind hope and more of an expectation. Best of luck to you, your mom, and your family!

[@taylordee641]

​@@Embersfire542 I'm keeping you, your mom, and your loved ones in my thoughts! I sincerely hope that your mom pulls through. ❤

[@AJB9806]

My first thought after I saw the news was of my sophomore biology teacher who made her celebrity crush on you a cornerstone of her lesson plans. Shout out Ms. Coleman. And shout out to you, Hank. I never would’ve passed without Crash Course. Wishing you strength and peace of mind in this turbulent time.

[@ooooneeee]

She sounds awesome 😎.

[@asekuvena]

I guess that could happen a lot.

[@Katelyn3666]

This video has the right vibes for me. Thank you for just being you Hank, even during the tough times.

[@heysara910]

Everything good that humanity has to offer, is available in the Green brothers. Thank you for taking the time and energy to make a video. Hope you keep feeling as good as that day.

[@amandamcquade1272]

❤ Greetings to you, Hank. My mother, at age 79-80-81, completely kicked Stage 4 Lymphoma in her neck and bone marrow...grew her hair back thicker than ever and wonderfully silver, and proceeded to live strong and well until passing gently at 91. Much power, peace and love to you! ❤ Blessings.

[@Brosak.]

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[@mage1439]

Your mom was clearly tougher than cancer.

[@HourRomanticist]

What a trooper your mother was!

[@ursulamelia7136]

Wow, your mum was an absolutely AMAZING woman. I am putting this in capitals as it needs shouting about!!!!💜💜💜💜

[@samanthagroskritz2401]

Hank’s ability to humorously critique his own media coverage and giving us a treatment update is everything. Going to feel extra grateful for every vlogbrothers video as he navigates the balance between treatment and creating. Much love 💕

[@bob513993]

This man is so committed to spreading thoughts and information that he just put his list right in the thumbnail so the scrollers could see the rankings and the viewers can freely choose to watch without feeling fomo’d into a view. 🙏🏽

[@lionemom]

This well-considered and articulated critique is just one of many reasons I am a huge fan. Continued good wishes to you and your fam through this.

[@heyjustj]

Haha this is fantastic! As someone currently battling cancer I can’t imagine being famous and needing to “announce” my diagnosis and then have news outlets cover it. Just to my family and friends in person and then eventually on social media was enough. Here’s to chemo not being too bad! It can be rough, but I found you sort of get into a routine and it become predictably rough where you can plan for the bad days a bit and look forward to the better days.

[@hanacinnabun]

I hope you're treatment does you well

[@brightshining]

Best of luck and lots of love from this community to you 🧡 😊

[@skylerwitherspoon]

Getting this notification made me so happy, not just because I was excited to watch it, but because that means you were feeling well enough to make it 🖤

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[@SummitCoyote]

this tier list had me rolling. glad you can still find light in this situation. you're awesome

[@tondriasanders6306]

Hank, I loved everything about this video. Your humor and positivity are brilliant and contagious. Still wishing you the best of scientific and kind care, luck, and prayers for an effective, speedy and permanent recovery 💜

[@darkcreatureinadarkroom1617]

I feel like this is just so meta. You guys have such a strong online presence that this video feels like the internet speaking about the internet speaking about the internet. Anyways, I hope you have a speedy recovery, Hank. Unfortunately I'm not great with recommendations, someone recommended Stardew Valley to you and I would second it, if it hadn't actually made me cry more than once.

[@Crupp250k]

I got diagnosed last may and had to do 9 months of chemo, I wish you all the best my man. You’ve been nothing but an inspiration for a long time in my life.

[@MakeForLifeWorkshop]

So good to see how much fun you can have with the diagnosis. I think the community needed to see this as much as you probably needed to make it. Kudos!

[@stampinsuzanne]

I love that you can make us laugh through your cancer story. You are generous and I wish all the best and hope it sucks less every day! Five Stars!

[@isabelsong21]

The pencil picture was so unexpected that I couldn't help but laugh so hard in astonishment. Absolutely F tier. Glad you were feeling well enough for a video! My recommendation today is the game Donut County, which is a fun, short, and silly game where you're just consuming a town with bigger and bigger holes. It's kid-friendly, too, so Orin would probably enjoy it if you're looking for something to do together!

[@WeyounSix]

The fact that you are still so much yourself during all of this is actually amazing and very inspiring. We are all rooting for you, Hank!!

[@WeyounSix]

@@user-ve9qz2rb6k You sound like someone who is bitter that somebody else is coping with their disease in a different way than you. Kinda sick for you to judge like that.

[@d3xbot]

I'm also really glad you were feeling good enough to make a video! Thank you for helping build such a cool community - one who you trust to follow you on (selected parts of) your cancer journey! Also, yeah shout out to NPR for the media recommendations!

[@tacticalnerd2146]

Glad you’re taking this all in good spirits. Hope treatment and recovery goes quick and smooth. Don’t be afraid to take a break if needed!! We all love you and want to see you get better❤