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@susanscott98872 жыл бұрын
My father was the original owner of this car. I have so many memories driving with him in this 850. I was the 2nd owner. Thank you for putting in the effort to bring her back up to snuff. So cool to see this video!
@850bimmer6 жыл бұрын
As an 850 owner of 12 years, the drain problem solution is literally a 30 second google search away, and would cost you 10usd in capacitors, 15 minutes to remove unit from the car and 30 minutes with a soldering iron. This car CAN be fixed, but not at a shop as they are useless on old cars like these. Get on the forums where the real knowledge is, there are people on the forums who have owned these cars for 15+ years, and there is NOT A THING that the community don't know how to fix. And if you can't work on it yourself, alt least you know what to tell you mechanic to fix.
@wpwbigcheese37956 жыл бұрын
this guy is on it..... the caps swell up on the PCBs ... replace all Capacitors not just the ones that look or test bad. shops dont do componenet level repair anymore...got to DIY
@850bimmer6 жыл бұрын
Hehe, I don't thing a euro car is more prone to gremlins than any other 25+ year old car, regardless of origin.
@850bimmer6 жыл бұрын
It's a well known issue with the GM2 and RM5 modules on these cars. The caps dry out and change their value just enough for the car not going to "sleep" after 16 minutes. You are left with a 4-500mA drain instead of a 50-60mA. leading to flat batteries in 7-10 days, rather than 4-5 months. In very rare cases there has been a drain from the one of the door locks too. 30 second google search an a DIY pops up. Owning a car like this means you are more lightly to get help in the community than in a shop, heck, most BMW techs have never seen any of these cars.
@wpwbigcheese37956 жыл бұрын
the big question is will he read this and fix the car
@markwinberry80956 жыл бұрын
WPWBigCheese probably not. To busy making videos, doing his day job and searching for useless techs ro waste more money on scans and quasi-diagnosis that don't lead anywhere. Some people think that because AutoZone does free scans then so do techs.
@francislega3 жыл бұрын
I had a 1999 850 before that drains the battery as well, had trouble with the electronic windows and interior lights. The culprit for all those issues was the computer module ll which was an easy fix. After repairing the module, it never had any battery draining issues, interior lights and electronic windows issues anymore and was trouble free that I used it for daily drive. It was a reliable car, very comfortable and beautiful.
@Dunstire6 жыл бұрын
When he was standing there with the dog and dark glasses,i thought he'd gone blind
@zachnjessmccoy71156 жыл бұрын
1) PLEASE don’t ever jump this car from the batteries again. Sure fire way to cause electrical damage. only jump it from the terminals under the hood. 2) your electrical draw issue can likely be resolved for around $100. It is the capacitors in the general module. They need to be replaced. 3) Did the mechanic test the seat motor to ensure it’s actually the motor itself? Often times the cables get out of whack on the seats and prevent them from moving properly even though the seat motors (which are very robust) are actually working. There are replacement cables available for under $200. We have to remember these are 25 year old cars that very few people know how to work on now because of their rarity. However, there is a huge group of enthusiasts that k ow how to fix them and are willing to help fellow owners. If you are interested in more details on how to get her completely healthy, feel free to reach out to me directly.
@dfheezy6 жыл бұрын
We need more of this guy!!!
@p0181126 жыл бұрын
Hey Hoovie, did you take this man's advice? If not, see if he is right. If you did you should at the very least acknowledge his post!!
@p0181126 жыл бұрын
Much disappointed in Hoovie.. I get that he doesn't have time to reply to 2.3K posts. But this is the highest rating, smartest, and the most helpful.
@Glock_Nico6 жыл бұрын
I cringed as soon as he started walking to the back to jump it and said out loud to my wife, "That's why he has electrical issues."
@dirkfromhein5 жыл бұрын
Please explain why jumping from the batteries is a bad thing?
@davidfriesner45146 жыл бұрын
We have two 850's in the stable and have experienced two of your issues. For the Seat, your issue is most likely a stretched cable that is no longer engaging. The symptom is commonly known as a "twisted seat" as there is one motor in the front that drives two cables and when one or both begin to fail the seats tend to twist. The fix is simple, and I would look for a new set of cables from a member of the community called "The Seat Guru" (no affiliation just a fan of his products) which are simple to install. The battery drain in these cars is most likely due to a failing capacitor in the general module. This fix requires the use of a soldering iron and may be something left to a pro. There are a few repair guides out there so just do a quick google search. Fixing your existing GM will save you the hassle of getting a new replacement programmed to match your car. Best of luck
@JCMayPE6 жыл бұрын
David Friesner neither of those problems sound insurmountable. (EE here;)
@Antagraber4 жыл бұрын
For me, probably the most beautiful coupé ever.
@samueljames93426 жыл бұрын
Simple job to install an amp meter to monitor the draw, then disconnect each component till the draw is found.
@coinsagE46m36 жыл бұрын
"Unfixable" translates in mechanic-speak to "unprofitable".
@benchorto6 жыл бұрын
what do you mean?
@oglordblight6 жыл бұрын
Yeah, he even said that at 8:00
@0xsergy6 жыл бұрын
All his cars he eventually gets a return on. Fixing this = no bueno
@rsvsbg16086 жыл бұрын
Well, typical for BWM workshops is to repair nothing but to replace any possible and impossible part for at least €400.00 each. We had that for months until we sued - and won.
@luk4s566 жыл бұрын
benjamin israel it means that mechanics say its unfixable because its too much work to do for the pay and time needed to put into it
@grattidude6 жыл бұрын
Hoovie is single-handedly paying for his mechanic's kids' university degrees.
@FREE_WILL_DEFENDER2 жыл бұрын
Bingo
@jonathanwebb83076 жыл бұрын
I've had an 840 for 7 years and 80,000 miles, mainly long distance transcontinental drives. These are complex cars but as long as you look after them they are reliable. There are excellent support websites in the USA, UK and Germany. Once you know how to fix things , they don't cost much. EG the last thing to fail on mine was the heating controller. A new one is mega bucks but thanks to online help it just needed 4 transistors soldering in the circuit board for less than 10 pounds / dollars / euros. They all drain current as the alarm runs all the time. In Europe we are not allowed guns so we need car alarms :o) , so in Europe the advice is keep it on a trickle charge. In the USA you can add a battery disconnect. If the battery is low you will have problems like limp mode... keep them charged up. I've never had a problem with engine electrics. The only time it failed to start was a blown fuse for the fuel pump. My only problems have been cooling system as it is made of plastic which becomes brittler with age.
@JustARandomFio6 жыл бұрын
Pure classic beauty. Both the 850 and the 635 CSi had (and still have) the most elegant, streamlined shape of all (recent) BMW. Gorgeous coupé.
@adrianespinoza15616 ай бұрын
Funny couse I owned the 1995 bmw 840 and the 1985 635 as well from Modesto CA 😢😮
@JustARandomFio6 ай бұрын
@@adrianespinoza1561 Excellent taste. I almost got myself an 850 but I was already happily married with an 82 Lancia Gamma Coupé and a 78 Montreal and thank God my common sense prevailed over my heart. Needless to say, my wallet was thankful for that decision. I gifted my foster son an 88 325 Convertible when he got 18, though. A win-win move - I prevented him from buying a suicidal little turbo and I got myself a lovely open car for that occasional sunny ride.
@FrankW10296 жыл бұрын
the E31 was one of my dream car and still is. most of the 90's BMW has electronic issues which you will have to rely on forums and BMW communities to figure out the problem, but almost everything is fixable. at the end of the day, it is one of the best looking GT coupes ever made.
@Soul_Younes6 жыл бұрын
Petting the dog mattered to me more than anything else in the video
@jameslatimer14326 жыл бұрын
No car is unfixable just got to know what your doing
@wutang90684 жыл бұрын
Yeah, it's called doing an LS swap...
@JuukaJZ4 жыл бұрын
Wu Tang I’m planning to get one and LS swap it😂😂😂
@NiggaGang694 жыл бұрын
@@wutang9068 nah i dont like breaking down
@tristanchaplin3923 жыл бұрын
@@NiggaGang69 I thought you died?
@catified20815 жыл бұрын
I love these cars. I bought one a couple years ago. And yes it has problems but I love it! Definitely not a daily driver. Sure they cost some money to keep running but they are beautiful and nobody in your town has one and that's cool, not to mention it's by far the most gorgeous BMW ever made!
@miguelmontes77396 жыл бұрын
Your dog is like your car.. first it looks at you in complete astonishment and then it totally ignore you
@billwilmington82846 жыл бұрын
If it’s a battery draw issue Hoovie then just put a quick connect kill switch on the negative terminal. I did the same exact thing to my 85 Corvette last night because it has a slow draw and if you don’t start it within a day it’ll die. So now I just pop the hood, flip the switch attached to the terminal and I’m good! No more jumping or hurting my battery.
@Orcinus19675 жыл бұрын
I love how pretentious he is, and self deprecating at the same time. And he always speaks of the trade offs he is willing to make. The car is a "gentleman's lounge" while still being a "complete dumpster fire". Having seen my parents 1980's 533 BMW electrical system fall apart after 5 years, I resolved the cars were just not worth the money, to buy new. As usual however, you have to pay to play. Recently I have been missing my 1971 Olds Cutlass, with its long wheelbase, effortless power, and comfortable highway ride. Along with its under the steering column A/C vent, which Hoovie would probably love. Not so much the gentleman's lounge that car, but just a great relaxing ride on the highway.
@LullabyWorldOfficial5 жыл бұрын
I dream about this car.
@ggthewhale2 жыл бұрын
Same
@Dezzylyricz Жыл бұрын
This car keeps me up a night 😳
@SuperTank1212125 ай бұрын
Glad I’m not the only one
@goodgollyjosh6 жыл бұрын
I wonder if Hoovie's neighbors ever look out their window and wonder who the hell he is talking to...
@djcha23056 жыл бұрын
goodgollyjosh or wonder what new hoopty he wasted his money on now
@tredfxman6 жыл бұрын
I suppose his neighbours never heard of KZbin...
@ObadiahTeleo6 жыл бұрын
His neighbors are probably well aware that this idiot is constantly mumbling to himself in his driveway. Nothing unusual. It's Hoovie.
@CODMarioWarfare6 жыл бұрын
Just imagine Scotty Kilmer's neighbors as he shouts half of a sentence at a camera, moves the camera, and shouts another half of a sentence.
@s1d3k1ckRO6 жыл бұрын
djcha2305 😂 😂 😂
@ldodom6 жыл бұрын
Your sweet dog earned you a thumbs up.
@rickkstir6 жыл бұрын
What breed is that?
@S-T-E-V-E4 жыл бұрын
0:18 Hoovie - ''I'm starting to adopt the BMW owners lifestyle' Dogo - 'I'm out'
@donkontilt13 жыл бұрын
Shoulda called M539 Restorations. He lives for these!
@rickdellis_6 жыл бұрын
I love my 1991 850i. It's true there are little mechanical things that bug me and it's waaay slower than my Corvette, but it's just a completely different experience. It feels good. It looks good. And I'm going to find a way to hack that car phone back to life!
@FroschBube Жыл бұрын
How's your car doing?
@rickdellis_ Жыл бұрын
@@FroschBube I sold it a couple years back. I miss it. I wish I still had it. I'm in LA now and there's just not enough parking for multiple cars :(
@FroschBube Жыл бұрын
@@rickdellis_ F
@Mikidy3036 жыл бұрын
your dog is such a good boy
@rc34435 жыл бұрын
install a toggle switch to disconnect the battery after every drive, low tech fix?
@yannispappas22874 жыл бұрын
Had that in my old 91 Fleetwood deville, worked like a charm
@heyrod596 жыл бұрын
One other way to see whats drawing is to remove each fuse one at a time til you find what's drawing down the batteries, use a test meter attached to the battery, when it reads 0 you found your draw...
@username.8586 жыл бұрын
Install a Battery Kill Switch. My dad had the same Problem on his Peugeot 205 Gti, we installed one, and now you just have to flick a switch before you go out and drive. And that's way better than having to jump the car every time you want to start it ;)
@edculle6 жыл бұрын
Gotta love that German over-engineering. Why use a simple switch when two microprocessors and 10,000 lines of code works best for the glovebox light.
@davidjames6666 жыл бұрын
Edward Cullen the cars are overly complicated even to support riding on the autobahn. Take that car to the USA, and it is just utter over engineering. Heck, a v8 auto from the '90's is overengineered. I should know, because I own one. It's an American Cadillac, and although there is nothing wrong with it, the poor Northstar doesn't get opened up, and exercised enough, and as such, it would develop sticky rings, and gummed up valves. The solution is just to take it out every few months, and ride it hard like I stole it. All we need in the USA is a simple computer controlled 8 valve 4cyl sfi engine.
@dunebasher19715 жыл бұрын
Any car can become a money pit. Most American cars from the 70s through to the 90s, for example.
@gogogomes70255 жыл бұрын
Bob Builder I think that the British are second germans third and italians first
@thaddeuscarpenter15805 жыл бұрын
@@gogogomes7025 Of course if its Lucas Electronics the Brits may snatch it back from the Germans. They are made common use of the Postive Grounding System...
@phillipbrewster60584 жыл бұрын
Dude that's an awsome lovable dog!!!
@user-pe4xf6hd5q4 ай бұрын
The engine is 2 engines in one. However the m70 and m73 are both considered very bullet proof … added complexity requires replacing some items down the road. These are like an airplane that periodic maintenance should be expected especially on higher mile examples…the engine usually is not the problem…it’s rather the electrical convenience of all the goodies. Rubber, plastic, suspension … buy the best quality batteries. Old cars…stuff brake .. GOT TO LOVE THE TOURQ AND SMOOTHNESS!
@Revelocity6 жыл бұрын
I own a 1991 850, my dad owned it before as a project and just didnt have time to keep working on it. Long story short, iv learned a lot about this car trying to bring it back to drivable state in the last year of ownership. I can tell you that a lot of the problems are E31 specific. Iv spent hours on forums, talking to other E31 owners, online research and found a few E31 specific groups on facebook and some of the members are long time E31 people who know the car like the back of their hand. Its fixable, trust me. Just need patience, and a wiring diagram. lol
@williammacdonald46156 жыл бұрын
Hoovies garage. Single handedly keeping the car wizard in business since whenever he started
@nolimitstech85954 жыл бұрын
***Pets the dog.. ** Completly forgets he's recording a video..
@louieb.15642 жыл бұрын
Hoovie: buys an 8 series Wizard: buys a house
@IcelanderUSer6 жыл бұрын
That bummer looks great for the age. Wouldn’t think it was nearly 30 years old.
@HoLDoN4Sec6 жыл бұрын
for anyone wondering why the headrest is floating... the headrest is mounted from the side of the seat rather than from behind or above.
@ianlee99316 жыл бұрын
HoLDoN4Sec i
@pauldavison71056 жыл бұрын
No shit sherlock
@david9291906 жыл бұрын
You know what other car had that insane luxury space age design? The 1987 FWD corolla hatchback. Install a kill switch for the battery, and ignore all the other problems, oh and just pull the seat apart enough that you can crank the height down to a driveable location. That car has timeless lines!
@seanwilke74186 жыл бұрын
I cant believe I didnt notice that!
@larsnation6 жыл бұрын
*because there is no b pillor (i don't know if i wrote that right)
@ronaldtartaglia44596 жыл бұрын
Dino is so cool, he is like"what ever, just scratch my neck would ya?"
@CTE-6000EagleVeryHeavyFighter4 жыл бұрын
I am a simple man. I see an 850i, a doggo and a blazer, I hit like
@Carnology6 жыл бұрын
The seat headrests look like they’re floating
@jerolvilladolid6 жыл бұрын
mupet00000 It is. Its BMW technology invented in 1987 and never replicated by anyone. Its called suspended seat technology
@JT-cf7dq5 жыл бұрын
They are, ... it is new.
@mbakwangy57735 жыл бұрын
It is held from the side
@Tsalinger5 жыл бұрын
The thing has been in an accident. Paint mismatch rear left fender.
@aashishgrover56036 жыл бұрын
Temporarily...Add a switch to disconnect the battery, when not in use...Turn the switch on, and then start the motor when you wish to drive it.
@johno95076 жыл бұрын
Glad to see im not the only one who talks to his dog like that! :)
@mazda96245 жыл бұрын
I had to wait until the last second of the video to see it with the lights up, but it was worth it.
@bskok826 жыл бұрын
Mainly here for that adorable doggo... Also, the t-shirt and sport coat look made me think you were rob spighetti.
@R8V106 жыл бұрын
When the dog is only there for the shot and you run out of treats.
@walterthorne48194 жыл бұрын
Owned several BMW 12 cylinder models over the years. This engine design is reliable and knowned to be near bulletproof. Any thing can be repaired with knowledgeable technicians. Consider finding a new technician perhaps in another city. It is true that under the hood work can be expensive primarily because it is necessary to remove numerous items for adequate access. I'm driving a 20 year old BMW 12 cyl. now and it takes a few thousand dollars in maintenance ever now and again. You can find a decent 750il for less than $5000 in many markets and an 850i for not so much more. A lot of torque for the money. Cars from this period were the most attractive BMWS to my eye.
@ltwp3286 жыл бұрын
My brother runs his own shop with one employee, and works on 750's and 850's sometimes, but he will not give up on them until he fixes them, he learned by working on them for 25 years, plus I bought a 1992 750il in 1997 as a personal car. I have learned that being a daily driver is really best, letting them sit can be worse than running the piss out of them everyday, Vacuum leaks mainly from oil gaskets, oil pan the worst because it is horrible to fix, it has two pan gaskets, fowling plugs during cold starts, ignitors for plugs, getting the very back plugs out, and weird electrical faults on the transmission, ect.... The AC in the 1992 is original and functions after a recharge annually, the trans works good until defaulted, heavy but handles well on BMW car club drives where people are amazed, it is parked now and we know it will be hard as hell to start and we will remember what needs to be fixed the moment we get it out. Having 750 and 850 experience is vital to analyzing it's problems right and fixing them, and my brother is usually friends of many of his V12 customers so they are flexible on dealing with the worst first and finishing the rest, because there is always something to do. :)
@jliscorpio6 жыл бұрын
You need to find my old 1977 Mercedes 6.9 you two were made for eachother. Dont worry I already put $50,000 into repairs for it so you just need to cough up the rest :-)
@JibberJabber706 жыл бұрын
Parasitic Draw...sounds like one of my old girlfriends.
@lucasrem6 жыл бұрын
arsenio ovs Damn old people, old people do have sex, never talk about it!!!!!!!!
@cincinnatislider5 жыл бұрын
I'm glad you made it out, comrade. Some unlucky chap after you probably didn't.
@trumanshow6335 жыл бұрын
LoloL
@pussygalore59475 жыл бұрын
As 850bimmer alludes to below, BEFORE the exterior temperature drops to 45F have the General Module under the steering wheel re-conditioned. In colder temps the electronics will go crazy: Your wipers, lights, sunroof won't work, but you won't care because the windows won't drop when you lift the door handle and you won't be able to get in. The courtesy lights will flash on and off like a disco and the trunk will be locking and unlocking itself. If you do get in after this happens ( leave the drivers window down an inch ) the problems will disappear in about 20 minutes after heating up. The Thrill of ownership!
@paulcalmond6 жыл бұрын
Welcome to the world of classic car ownership. Your 850i looks wonderful. Hopefully you will persevere and ultimately get all the issues solved. The major problem with repair and servicing of cars of this age and complexity is finding a knowledgeable specialist. Most technicians will either have never been trained or worked on vehicles of this age ir haven't worked on them in decades. Finding a specialist is key, my suggestion would be internet owners forums are a source of information.
@Ryukachoo6 жыл бұрын
A high performance EV conversion of one of these is the perfect update to it. Damien macguire, the most boring interesting man on KZbin, recently did this with his panzer project, using a Tesla power unit for that sweet torque.
@jacobreed476 жыл бұрын
During the intro, if you blur your eyes just right the rear of the car seems to have an awesome spoiler provided by the rear panel of the Jeep c pillars. Anyone else see it?
@nukedathlonman6 жыл бұрын
Yea, I see it....Wish I hadn't had the 2nd look now... LOL
@joetrapp91876 жыл бұрын
My co-worker's nephew bought one new, back in the day. But then again, he was a drug dealer and ended up in San Quentin. Perhaps this fine example was his?
@LoneWolf-wl3he5 жыл бұрын
This car is awesome when it is in good hands!
@andrewmckenzie44206 жыл бұрын
Hoovies garage is turning into an animal channel
@NCPDFSB6 жыл бұрын
Battery disconnect switch... FTW!
@MyMainWillCampU6 жыл бұрын
Hey Hoovie, here's how to get your car fixed, surefire. 1. E-mail German BMW dealership (say Wilhelmshaven since its a port on the NW coast) of your choice informing them you will be sending them your BMW over in a container and that they should send somebody to pick it up and drive it to the dealership. 2. Ask them to completely repair your car listing in detail what's wrong with it, 3. Ask them to ship it back to you same way they got it.
@bmartin78284 жыл бұрын
I’m sure it’s gone by now but I would love to sort this car mechanically out if I could afford it, I’m nerding out on this car it’s so beautiful. Alas hoovie wouldn’t have kept this hooptie so long so now I will cry myself to sleep watching Car Issues on demand. Great video? Great car.
@blinkybill90536 жыл бұрын
Is it just me or do I feel like Im watching the titanic of car owners, "its not sinking, its just floating a little less, onwards and upwards"
@Malc180s6 жыл бұрын
Yep - people don't understand that cars designed for comfort are just better than "sporty" cars (what "sports" are people expecting to do in a diesel Audi with 20" wheels?). People are idiots.
@alexpmK36 жыл бұрын
Alexpmgr8 K3 Try using a pair of deep cycle batteries a few AH above the standard value until you figure out where the drain is comming from. That way you wont spend a fortune on pairs of fragile lead acid batteries. The drain can also be halted by a couple of total power shut off switches both bolted directly to the batteries, this will also aid normal start up.
@P.Galore6 жыл бұрын
I feel your pain - literally. I bought a three year old 1991in 1994 and drove it 20,000 miles over the next few years. Everytime I took it to the dealer it was a $1000; didn't matter what the problem was. Water pump died?..might as well replace both of them was a common bit of advice. Sold the car and regretted it, so found an identical version years later in the 1994 840ci - the 8 cylinder version. The cars behave about the same, the V12 however has linear acceleration that feels like their is no limit to how fast it will go. The 840ci gets twice the mpg of the 12cyl and has a much throatier exhaust. Repair bills are still substantial however. Just completed a valley pan gasket replace, new radiator, new balancer and replaced any plastic fittings and hoses on the back of the engine that just deteriorated from age. The bill was about $7000, a lot for a car worth $15,000 on a really good day. Yet - I have never driven any car I enjoy as much. Just looking at it is a thrill, but this is a labor of love and the occasional deep pocket. These are great driving cars but if you're in the market buy the best one you can find...it's way cheaper.
@bpastorb6 жыл бұрын
You're never suppose to jump BMW's from the trunk, they all have jumping points in the engine bay. Probably ok on one this old, but still not a good idea. I do not buy the 'car is unfixable' line for one second. Take your car to a highly recommended specialist, not someone who calls themselves a 'wizard'. Every BMW is fixable unless the body/frame is literally falling apart. Pretty much every other part is replaceable, name something that is not.. The electrical problems you're describing (new battery going dead in 1 week) can only really be caused by a parasitic draw (which is very common especially on vehicles from this period which often had aftermarket alarms installed), or a shit alternator. Missing relays could also be the cause of 'electrical gremlins' or things not working properly, again something you should have a specialist look at. Depending on if you're willing to put the money into the car, and take it to the right people, every single thing you described is 100% fixable. The other issue you mentioned about the A/C also sounds like you got 100% ripped off. He basically just threw every part at it (stealership tactics) and on top of that fucked something up so badly it didn't even work after. Wiring diagrams for these cars are available, he just wasn't able to find it. You're literally describing a bad mechanic, not a bad car. Everything described is as if you took your cars to any general mechanic who works on whatever comes through their doors. Take it to someone who only looks at BMW, and knows these cars inside and out
@matthewzepess57216 жыл бұрын
Bmw Fanboy comment. Yes any problem can be fixed but a bunch of minor issues eventually add up to be the price of the car or better when your purchasing on the used market. I like BMW they're Nice cars but they're built for the design not the wallet or for a easy cheap repair. Not the fault of the brand just what you get when you want everything in a small form and to be powerful both mechanically and electrically. He also hasn't taken it to "the car wizard" yet, Listen and he says he brung it to another mechanic. Not every car is worth the repair, Thats why you see these cars along side mitsubishis and hondas on the used market for just a few grand in nice shape. You can take care of them all you want but somethings going to go wrong either way, just how luxury cars work. I know people who bought them brand new and upkept it yet still had major $1000+ bills under a year in and less then 100k miles. Again, Not saying its a bad car, Just not everything is worth the cost to fix. if you dont believe me look on craigslist you find them either under 100k miles because theyre trying to recoup some money or just over 100k with some problems and beyond that is a mechanic special. Even mustangs and corvettes can be found running strong at 200k but to see a bmw that isnt trashed by then is someone who really loved the car and didnt mind the wallet being empty to keep it living.
@Chooseyouruniquehandlebyaddin6 жыл бұрын
Anything can be fixed, except for the hole in your wallet...
@andrewhallett-patterson97786 жыл бұрын
BMW Australia and its dealers have a unique procedure to repair of any issue. Just exchange used parts for new until the issue or issues are resolved. Than present the customer with an invoice that exceeds the cars value by 200 % !!! .BMW is another manufacturer of complete irrelevance.
@citaroplack94276 жыл бұрын
bpastorb n
@danielmorais33206 жыл бұрын
You are correct. The problem is, there were very few of these sold(compared to other series), so only a limited number of BMW certified mechanics "studied" the 8 series maintenance. However, this car is a piece of art and so these are the three things that Hoovies should do: -Fix it -Detail it -Preserve it
@king_chip_156 жыл бұрын
check the grounds for the batteries and chassis grounds. I had similar issues, nothing a scuff pad and time can fix. hope this helps.
@kavinskysmith40946 жыл бұрын
also Erasers for the electric connections, as Brass Erodes, you cant see it but it does, and gets like a slick on it, had it happen on of all things the connections to my computers old router, just rubbed it down and it gave a noticeable difference in the quality of my connection. and if it works on that, god only knows what it would do with a BMW like that, just make sure its unplugged first! lol
@TTB6306 жыл бұрын
My uncle has a blue BMW 850i, I think for about 15 years now. I still recognize the beeps when you get into the car, the interior, and the sound when you start the engine (think his exhausts are changed a bit, his is somewhat louder). Indeed, the typical maintenance problem you describe. No one has the skills to work with these cars, they are enormous, and a V12 with dual 6 cyilinder equipment!!!?.... Holy hell... Get ready for grabbing into the pocket for parts and labor xD Edit: He doesn't have the battery drain issue. But maybe he solved that with a massive relay somewhere (or again; TWO of those hahahahahaha). Fun story he had his BMW taken care of by a couple of different people. And basically all were unable to do propper maintenance on it. He then found a guy through a forum/community group. The guy made a checklist and started to do the things with top priority. The car would be gone for 3 weeks. That lasted.. it went to 5 weeks... 7 weeks... After 8 weeks he contacted him, and finally got his wife on the phone. He had passed away and there were 6 cars in his garage they couldn't find the owners off xD
@oafyvonskidmark3166 жыл бұрын
The E31 forum says the V12 motor is cheap at junk yards and most often its cheaper to throw away your motor if it blows up.
@davidk81846 жыл бұрын
I love your dog! You should feature him more!
@luisbrandolb6 жыл бұрын
David Keleshian what breeed is dino?
@davidk81846 жыл бұрын
He's not my dog...He looks like a mix.
@brandoncarlson3406 жыл бұрын
The BMW briefcase had me laughing the entire video so I have no idea what you said
@reaganeraballerscustomcars43846 жыл бұрын
The dog was looking like he loves that damn car more than me😂😂😂
@William37806 жыл бұрын
I remember my dad buying this car brand new in 1995 850 red with black leather with chrome rims I use to feel like a movie star whenever I use to go out with my dad, I even remember the Windows would roll up after 50 miles per hour very nice beamer
@yazansakran33266 жыл бұрын
You should take it to Tavarish
@OMGWTFLOLSMH6 жыл бұрын
Step 1: Get the battery tested and replaced if it's hooped. Step 2. Add an electrical shutoff to the battery and use it until the drainage issue is resolved. Step 3: Obtain an official wiring diagram and learn how to read it. www.armchair.mb.ca/~dave/BMW/e31/e31_91.pdf Step 4: Remove any aftermarket electronic BS and repair the wiring to factory specs. Step 5: Find ALL ground points in the car, clean them, apply some dielectric grease, re-torque. (looks like there are only 17 of them - lol) Step 6 Scour all the BMW 850i forums to glean common electrical issue repairs from the community. Step 7: Failing this, hire an automotive electrical specialist (not a mechanic) with extensive BMW experience. This issue is not insurmountable.
@John-shreds6 жыл бұрын
Haha ya.
@Split10uk6 жыл бұрын
I agree. There are times when an auto electrician is worth his weight in gold.
@manoman06 жыл бұрын
Keep the battery, change the car.
@daverunner33973 жыл бұрын
I have a 2003 BMW Z4, 3.0 M54 B30 ZHP. It has 175000 miles on it, 6 speed manual and I do love that car.
@menace31156 жыл бұрын
Battery drain is one of the simplest things you can solve. So, here it is. 1. Get a voltmeter, connect it to the batteries. with everything turned off and the key out of the ignition it should read very close to zero. On your car it should be quite above that. 2. Remove fuse by fuse until the reading goes down. 3. check what is that fuse powering in the owner manual or online and replace/repair the part 4. If that doesn't work it must be some aftermarket stuff connected to that fuse and you will have to check/disconnect wire by wire until you find the culprit. 5. good luck
@StanleyKubick16 жыл бұрын
Dino seems like an awesome dog. A credit to his human =)
@Enzo1876 жыл бұрын
he seems very intelligent
@quantumphaser6 жыл бұрын
The BMW Gentleman's Briefcase had me on the floor. 😁 Love Dino too!
@privatelisting3666 жыл бұрын
The newer ones come with a fire extinguisher... Hey Hoovie, our 7 series AC would not command on from the DME because the auxiliary fan in front of the radiator was dead. Changed that out and voila AC again. Also the noisy AC compressor could have been simply overcharged and getting slugs of liquid refrigerant and causing a banging noise from the compressor vanes.
@LordTominator6 жыл бұрын
Cars like this have so many electronic modules that develope cold solder joints in side, especially bad solder joints where the harness connectors attach to the pc boards. Go through every module and check/resolder all the connectors..and things will work like magic!
@cincinnatislider6 жыл бұрын
The styling on this car is unstoppable, unlike the drivetrain. I've seen a couple folks have put in an LS motor...
@aquakingman6 жыл бұрын
put in a battery kill switch
@LuisPompa566 жыл бұрын
Try replacing the ignition switch to fix the battery draw.
@rootbeer6666 жыл бұрын
I had the mystery battery drain in my 1991 Honda Accord. I measured the drain current with an ammeter and the verdict was bad. It's too high for standby current (and I pulled all the relevant fuses for the radio and ECU anyway), but way too low for a proper short. The relatively new battery would go flat in about 5-6 days if car was not driven. In the end I decided the car was too old to spend time ripping it all apart in search of likely corroded wires somewhere, as I knew the likely source of the problem was constant leaks and moisture over the years from bad rubber moldings (for as long as I remember the car would have windows frosted or misty on the inside on the cold days and fogged on the inside on the hot days). Sold it after I finished college as at that particular time I was working from home and was hardly ever using a car, so that wasn't much of an issue. Since starting a new 8-5 job however I drive one of those beige Korean cars and really miss my compact flickable Honda coupe. They don't make 'em like that anymore.
@BMWeix6 жыл бұрын
I have 4 brilliant BMWs and 2 not so but still solid. I use my turn signals every time, even pulling into my driveway from a residential street.
@joshriver756 жыл бұрын
If you can unbolt your drivers seat for access to the bad position motor you can manually lower the position with a torx driver as a temporary fix to get you in a more comfortable spot.
@mgbrv86 жыл бұрын
Battery drain may be a diode in the alternator that has failed. I notice with the AC replacement the mechanic converted to r134a with the cap showing in the video, when you do this you also need to change the expansion valve and pressure switch that is comparable with r134a to make the system work. I always found no car is really bad and you can usually find a problem leads back to a person that wasn't careful :-) Dave
@REBUKED14 жыл бұрын
Sir, that is one gorgeous vehicle. Timeless, too.
@arttafil67925 жыл бұрын
A Merc is a Merc and a BMW is a BMW and their V-12’s are like night and day.
@claudespeedx98604 жыл бұрын
Whatchu mean. ?
@arttafil67924 жыл бұрын
claudespeedx, just what I stated. It’s self explanatory.
@claudespeedx98604 жыл бұрын
Art Tafil no like. Which one do you think is better? and Whats so much different about em? Im trying to learn about Engines.
@acbrown82014 жыл бұрын
screw 'em BOTH!... v12s? Aston Martins, espec. on old Top Gear runway...
@darkmugetsu65726 жыл бұрын
mabye you should have an easy access kill switch built into this car for the battery energy draw lol
@fabulousprofound6 жыл бұрын
Dino was like "fu*k this i'm out" lol
@anotae6 жыл бұрын
If you don't have money, don't take it... Simple as that. This is a master piece. Beautiful automobile.
@Orcinus19674 жыл бұрын
"Starting to feel more important than anybody". Sounds like the type.
@justhemus996 жыл бұрын
there is a module to regulate between the two batteries one of the batteries is deep cycle and not for starting the car.because most car sales guys are dumber than a box of hammers they head straight to the battery to jump start car instead of positive post in the engine bay.the resulting spike will damage module and maybe others further up the chain like lighting or heating module causing strange faults and current draws.pinched wiring looms can have same effect.
@kennedy7966 жыл бұрын
Unfixable is a funny way to say i dont want to fix it
@dobypilgrim61606 жыл бұрын
Dude that 850 isn't a "Shark Nose". That honor belongs to my favorite BMW I have ever owned. A 1988 635CSI. Of course it too eventually was broken. Like all of them.
@Amaralify1236 жыл бұрын
Hoovie, been a regular since the very beginning of your channel. Took a break and recently came back. Great to see your work being appreciated as much today! Onto my point: How about a CLS W219 review? I own an absolutely fully-decked out CLS500 because it was my teenage wetdream, and I love it to death. I don't believe it's as popular in the US, so your viewers would get a kick out of it. It's a stunningly beautiful car with a ton of forward-facing gadgetry inside of it at the time of prototyping, and it single-handedly started a new car trend among makers. I love it to death, and I'm sure you will too!
@jeffkill14176 жыл бұрын
who thinks hoovies most popular video in 2018 will be digging up the Chrysler labaron
@ob1athome9126 жыл бұрын
WHAT! FLOATING HEAD RESTS
@thetechgenie73746 жыл бұрын
It’s more like the sealed battery in alarm siren, or bad light module. Could be blower resistor toward rear passenger side. Do a draw test and see what system drawing current. I had to dump 4K into my 7 series to get it close to 100 percent. Did the work myself had to pretty much replace all gasket and plastic parts when rebuilding motor and transmission. One of the nicest feel ride once issues are corrected. I just wish BMW used better plastics that didn’t deteriorate as bad.
@andrevanstiphout4 жыл бұрын
It came out of the factory with everything working ........... therefore it is by definition fixable. I have owned 13 BMW's and I also have an independent (but factory trained) mechanic who can always fix a problem. Having said that, the 840Ci (I owned one) is way more reliable. Mine was purchased new and I kept it for about 5 years and it didn't skip a beat. My children had not grown legs so rear seat leg room was not an issue and it loved (as I did) long trips.