MY CRAZIEST STORY! STAR FOX FIGHT NIGHT - Happy Console Gamer

Johnny tells a crazy tale from when he was 19 years old and had a crazy Star Fox Fight night!
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[@ValcristRoda]

Sometimes parents just hate seeing their kid getting shit on enough to just allow them to be bad once. The bullying I received in HS went so far that my parents were telling me to fight. And so I did, and when I got suspended for 2 weeks they let me treat it like a vacation and play Mario RPG as much as I wanted.

[@jonhunthrop1882]

Hell yeah

[@zachcouch8654]

Awesome story. The more of these the better.

[@jankogo]

"You´re a f-ing tough guy on the phone, eh? Let´s f-ing go, buddy!" You are awesome, Johnny! ROFL!

[@TheMindIlluminated]

Very Canadian

[@FinalBaton]

Real life memories related to gaming + Johnny Millenium = GOLD Always.

[@jueves21hector]

What impresses me the most is how many douchebag phycotic girlfriends Johnny had and then, at last he married an angel such as Kim. Lucky man.

[@scottkelley4517]

All you wanted was to play Star Fox in peace I see nothing wrong here.

[@Strife72]

He could of just shut his phone off or if it was a landline unplugged the phone 😂

[@andrewbgood4357]

“Everything that I did in this story is terrible.” already intrigued. Your Dad’s reaction is every Dad’s reaction even if they don’t want to admit it. “Barrel!” punch “Roll!” punch

[@guillermozalles9303]

Your channel is like having a virtual friend. It makes me feel like im visiting and raging about all the good times from the past with a buddy. Video games, fights, friends.

[@t-dotzfinest]

'' AND I JUST FUCKING 1,2 HIM, BOOM BOOM '' - Johnny Millenium, Ladies and Gentlemen

[@adthomp]

God I could sit here all day and listen to you tell stories!

[@daganmoriarty1973]

Alternate ending; Johnny stomps down the basement to confront the new boyfriend, only to find the guy immersed in a game of Phantasy Star. Instant besties. ;)

[@its_tenten5342]

I absolutely love your channel johnny! i think what made all these memories so vivid is partially because you grew up in the pre-internet age where there arent that many "distractions" and people are more present instead of scrolling through their phones all the time. love the authenticity! everyone has a past and should own up to them.

[@DacioNerdTV]

Please do a story on your film school days please. It would be interesting to hear about your days prior before youtube. Please.

[@GR-ir2bu]

DacioNerdTV Yeah I agree, I’m interested in knowing about film school and jobs before KZbin or what he does as a job now, I know he’s talked about a dark period around 26 when he lost his job from somewhere

[@NefariousDreary]

YES!

[@bobbysteurer]

I love these candid stories about your past, man. It’s definitely my favorite part of the show. I can relate on so many levels to the wacky shit we do as young people. Ha!

[@PercyPumpkinheart]

It might remind you of Star Fox, but your story reminds me of Star *Trek*. TNG, specifically, and the episode "Tapestry," all about how young Picard made what he thought were hotheaded mistakes in his youth, but they ended up making him who he was. Almost all of us have rough spots in our past that we wish we could pave over, but what matters is that we learn from them. That night could have ended much worse for you, but I guess we're all fortunate that it didn't! As for your opponent, he might have realized that bigger doesn't always beat crazier.

[@EricHostile]

Ah, to be a Punker back in the 90s.. good stuff. Nowadays we couldn't get away with any of the shit we did back then. I love these stories. I'm a bit younger (born in 79) but there are ALOT of common grounds in your stories and mine. Too funny. Please we need more

[@robertwilliamson2856]

Johnny is the Canadian OG.

[@JesseDylanMusic]

This is a good example of the fact that we all do some totally stupid junk when we're younger and drive older people nuts with it. Johnny, you are the kindest, gentlest a-hole I know :P Thanks for telling the story! It made me want more D&D stories, though.

[@kylewynn3147]

It's good that's she's your ex, she sounds a bit too satanic. Mr. Shimizu would not have approved. Kim, on the other hand, is just amazing for you Johnny. You picked well my friend.

[@johnlawful2272]

You just want to turn him

[@abelreiscarvalho7143]

Dude that was the funniest and craziest game story I have ever heard . I couldn't help laughing while watching you telling it for us 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@JebberGamingJaws]

It’s always nice when someone is held accountable for their words 😊. Glad he got to reap the consequences of what he said. Too many kids today are protected by society and get away with saying anything they want. I miss the days like those you described. There were many neighborhood fights when I grew up and I think we learned to be wise with what we say, and never say anything you can’t back up! Great story man. If not for having been driving intoxicated and without a license, I would say you did it perfectly 😂.

[@ClanBBQ4life]

great story johnny, thanks for sharing with us. we all have done stupid stuff in our past, and owning it and learning from it is the best thing to do!

[@zoiks6631]

The console wars made people crazy. I was lucky to survive and only made it through by buying both a Super Nintendo and a Genesis. I lost many friends along the way.

[@GenXGamerYouTube]

This is why I love this channel, he’s one of us 🤘🏼 real talk, real people ... we make mistakes and own them 😎 and grow .

[@mediaglitch]

Good times!!!

[@PowerMetalGamer]

lol.. I think we all were a bit nuts when we were kids, man.

[@jb0258]

Man this was such a great story! I love when you really get into telling us about your past. You should start a "happystorytime" series! I'd watch every video!... even tho I already watch all your videos lol

[@djb6496]

This is one of the best stories ever. Loved it! LOL

[@andrewvaaler8633]

Great story. Your dad was secretly proud for sure

[@KaNawogirusa]

He wasnt secretly proud, he said It to him out loud haha, his dad sounds like a great guy

[@tcgamingtimes999]

Your violence is too satanic, Johnny lol This was well worth the hype you gave us during the live stream Thursday!

[@AsteriskSS]

Your dad sounded really cool. Right on. thanks for sharing.

[@devmiles]

I really love these personal stories. It's really what makes your channel so much fun. I guess we all can relate to these kind of stories as well. You're taking it to such a nice level not just by doing a game review here and there or a collection thing but the whole picture! Love from Amsterdam

[@MatSpeedle]

Great story dude! This is how we dealt with things in the 80's! >

[@Studioghiblinintendo]

This makes my life seem so mundane as a 19 year old who does nothing but play games, go to school and browse the internet lol. Loved the video! I'd like to see more of these kind of videos in the future haha

[@pedrogoncalvesneto2451]

Time to live a little ;)

[@dougboyd1867]

“Fighting’s no good, someone always get hurt...But if must fight, WIN!”

[@smoichsmoicher5032]

This story is badass Johnny! I love these old stories of yours.

[@Legunia377]

This is amazing. 😂 I love your dad's reaction.

[@timesplitter8040]

Johhy, your hands down the coolest guy on the planet. Your passion for gaming is the best. #NostalgiaGlasses

[@doctormister169]

Love it!! Might be one of my favorite vids on the channel.

[@Jsd15992012]

That sounds like something my dad would say.....when I was a kid, maybe not so much now.

[@andrewarbogast9313]

Every guy in his youth has to deal with these crazy situations. Everyone has their breaking point. We just want to be left alone to find bigger and better things. Obviously it was very petty in the end, but man, we all find ways to stop abuse.

[@Tsfoxxyj]

I love this channel been watching for over 5 years and always look forward to your content! Cheers

[@tomasgarcia7499]

Your stories are the best!!!

[@joejefferies7209]

A big guy like him hiding behind your ex and couldn't even fight back? You really BARREL ROLL that shit while fully loaded with liquid courage.

[@gg.no.re.]

That story was fucking awesome haha much respect. Best part was your dad giving you props, I’d like to think my own father would do the same.

[@5oups3yeVi3w]

Haha - Last week I did a drinking confessions video and none of it compares to this haha! LEGENDARY and Ill-advised, Mr Millenium!

[@PowerMetalGamer]

That was me when I was a teenager lol. My ex girlfriend got with a new guy and he gave me shit over the phone too. What I did was. I went over to her house and caught the both of 'em in the garden. Guy seen me coming up the path, my hair flying in the wind and screaming "you're fucking dead!" . Guy jumps into his car and locks the door and she runs into the house to get help. I circled the car and put my boot through his window, pulled him through the glass and kicked him up and down the garden. I have a few scars on my hands from all the glass. I had a few drinks beforehand, the guy was like 10 years older than me too. Crazy times, man. I just ignore that shit now.

[@steelstarfitness6290]

What a badass story man. Good for you.

[@CaptAwesumNo1Zone]

Love these memories of yours Johnny

[@shadarrslingblade8263]

I love this story. It really takes me back to that age.🤣😆😂 Guy stories are the greatest.

[@RetroR0bbie]

I always enjoy a good HCG story.

[@OwtDaftUK]

I wonder if the ex and her bloke watch your videos.

[@lastigesoma6126]

Yeah im that guy and I am going to give Johnny a wet willie

[@benkenobi6582]

I bet the ex has watched a few episode for sure

[@cab12300751]

Some say he's still out there, waiting for his apology lol

[@OwtDaftUK]

He must of been pissed that she was still obsessed with her ex (HCG) and constantly phoneing him.

[@battlestarnomore]

Those story belongs in a museum... of awesomeness.

[@kamehamegamer]

This.was.incredible. thanks so much for this man

[@FinalBaton]

HAHAHA I'm fucking dying, this story is hilarious! Thanks for sharing man, that was gold She got you man, she fucking got you to feed into it :)

[@brendanjames3871]

every so often Johnny drops a wicked rowdy tale, love it when he does this 🤣 RIVETING!!

[@vinyljoe1940]

Best Story so far, thanks for sharing!

[@TheBestbackingtracks]

I love hearing about younger Johnny! more please!!

[@uriahh4932]

Hey man I never condone drinking and driving but I am stoked to know that you didn't let them keep walking all over you. Sometimes you just gotta stand your ground and show people that you mean business. They shouldn't have been harassing you in the first place. Great story bud. Perfect way to start my day.

[@jettr5999]

I love these stories you tell Johnny 😄

[@sephiros9999]

Thank you for sharing your stories man, they are really something hehe

[@dropfacades8142]

Great story man! Hopefully theres more to come if that's at all possible. Funny how gaming can be related to many crazy situations and experinces

[@bgill7475]

You have a great way of telling stories, made me crack up laughing a few times with this one.

[@RetroHellspawn]

I don't know if I'm alone in this, but I'd love to see more stories like this since you said you were going to share more stories like this. :D It was a combination of fascinating and cathartic to listen to, and I think others would agree to that. :)

[@MrAbe1984]

Like me some Johnny but seriously the thought of Johnny throwing a punch makes me giggle!

[@davedogge2280]

*ring ring* "Hey Johnny I just called to say that I'm a better Dragon Quest player than you and I got it before you for free. Thanks, bye "

[@HappyConsoleGamer]

*phones back* *ring*

[@egh1590]

Enjoy your stories keep them coming

[@sillyskeleton]

Damn, Johnny was such a delinquent when he was younger! But man do I love these stories!

[@WantedAngelina]

i love when you tell your stories... these are the gems of your channel.. :) Love u Jonny in a very non homo way :

[@babloo1666]

"get outta here go get outta here!!" LOL that is freaking hilarious. I was in a similar situation minus the girl, minus the drinking and driving, but the guy was bigger than me but in my story he decides to actually fight back then and there and I had to retract so fast lol. Dude noticed I was scared shitless and just backed down. But it started because I did something stupid

[@Zaiyou]

King of smut 95 collection vid let's c it

[@DacioNerdTV]

YES ! please. I've been waiting a month for it.

[@Anthraxbees]

Great story Johnny! I loved when you told your dad and he said "Good for you!" hahah

[@BMW-sd6nn]

One of the greatest stories ever told

[@GR-ir2bu]

Can you make a video talking about film school, your jobs after that, what happened with losing your job at 26 from somewhere to what you do as a job now, to get to KZbin and gaming throughout all that? Would be interesting to hear about.

[@pogslammer3082]

We all make mistakes, I know I certainly have. However, it's just a matter of learning from them and striving to become a better person. Thanks for sharing, it was quite entertaining Johnny! PS give me that Truxton.

[@wojiaobill]

wicked! Thanks for sharing Johnny!

[@shaggy92279]

This is one of the best stories! As soon as you said you punched that guy in the face I was like daaaammmmnn! Fucking dying!

[@RockmanV]

"You're a fucking tough guy on the phone, EH?" The Canadian Eh made me lol. Great story!

[@natural8677]

2:14 Johnny turns into a posh English gentleman from the 19th centuary

[@slushg3326]

I’ve been looking forward to this video I’ll enjoy watching it for sure.

[@connorwalls5300]

Love your stories Johnny! Glad you didn't end up doing a barrel roll in the car on the way other there.

[@Truth_Hurts_Bad]

Great story. Thanx for sharing.

[@nomansarker5556]

"Aye! (Punches ex'es bf in the face). So you're a tough guy huh buddy?!" All I can see is Terrance and Phillip during that part lol

[@marlonbrans3567]

Haha good for you man!! Awesome story

[@coolnightskate]

I have a way different star fox story: I was probably about 6 years old, and my mom just got back from the video store. She rented Star Fox on snes for my brother and she rented the movie, “Candyman.” She started the movie and said “im not sure you want to watch this, It’s really scary. Why don’t you go downstairs with your brother and watch him play his game.” I decided to be tough and watch the movie. Well, about 20 minutes into the movie I was terrified and went downstairs to watch my brother play Star Fox. That decision was seriously life changing because that movie honestly haunts me to this day. This is what I think of when I think of Star Fox.

[@noside.foxhound]

Johnny I love your teen stories, please tell me more! lol

[@egerminaro]

Great story Johnny! I believe every word you say. Ex's just sometimes don't give up bugging you. I don't condone violence but way to make your point and stand your ground. That guy was overstepping his boundaries, he and she had it coming!

[@BuckeyeCory]

A good ole scrap eh? Hell yeah

[@mthwr]

"Good for u man" your dad is amazing man lol

[@happyknappy14]

This is the first video of yours Ive ever seen, subbed.

[@Spartanpotato117]

I remember that one time I stopped one of Johnny’s videos short and he showed up at my house and punched me in face

[@AwesomesMan]

This was awesome! More!

[@justinhawkins101]

That’s stuff of LEGEND man. That’s awesome

[@brianm2301]

My respect for this dude just went up 1000%. 👊

[@Charles-ow3fo]

I love this story!! Yes please more of these! :)

[@KaNawogirusa]

I read fight night and thought we were getting a new boxing game

[@robsmith224]

I want more of rough n tumble teenage John tales. My younger self relates!

[@Footender]

The E-Brake bit made me burst out laughing!

[@segagenesis1989]

"I drove up onto the lawn!" HAHAHAHA! Stories from a legend!

[@natural8677]

The man just wanted to play some Star Fox!!!