My Dad Carl Longson on Come Dine With Me | Full Episode!

My Dad, Carl Longson was on come dine with me back in 2013, He's not as bad as he seems! Honest!

[@vv-zc3dc]

Carl purposefully made everyones night terrible so that when he is “less obnoxious “ everyone can actually enjoy his night and he can win

[@bo2720]

Not very nice but a clever tactic nonetheless😂

[@magnusgranskau7487]

say what you want about him, but he did put the most work into everything in the end. when one is soft on the inside, you must be hard on the outside

[@eijonasson]

Slime ball tactics...must have been desperately hard up for a bit of money. Pathetic waste of air.

[@PROUDCANADIANGIRL]

Strategy

[@LeFouGallois]

The two ladies in this episode came over really well, especially Ingrid. She is just the type of person I could really get on with.

[@kelseymyers5769]

I think Ingrid was the nicest one I would hang out with her

[@georgielancaster1356]

Me, too - but I wouldn't volunteer to eat at her place. Her food is too exotic. None of it appealed at all

[@littlelizzi3135]

She was great, and I quite liked her menu but I'd eat anything tbh😂 😃❤

[@angelaglanville9377]

I loved Ingred. It’s just a shame she was a bit of a slob hygiene wise.

[@beaby1977]

Yeah, she seems lovely but she definitely needs to learn how to clean like the other person, said I wouldn’t volunteer to eat at her house

[@lindamclellan6113]

To behave as he did when he was a guest was despicable.

[@beaby1977]

What did you want him to do? Go say I can see your house is filthy. You got 10 pounds of dust in a glass that you want me to drink out of you gave me a glass with a bunch of hair floating in it. . You’ve got your dirty laundry sitting out for everyone to look at. When you’re having people over to eat at your home yeah actually clean up and you definitely make sure the dishes are clean. If he spoke you know you would be mad at him for that. And I’m meeting at Ingram’s house aside from that Charlotte was no better. She was laughing and pushing them an egg him on to do these things but when the script was flipped and he said something about her, she sure didn’t like that then but it’s all OK as long as he was doing it to everyone else. But I do find Ingrid seems like she’s a very lovely woman.

[@suewilson3553]

Well Carl I was hoping that maybe when you grew up you might grow out of your personality. Then I realized he's already grown up and he is still like THAT!! I think Carl needs a miracle..... And then some.

[@missdrey954]

Carl spoke to his marriage and what he expects of his wife and himself so I don't know why people are pressed as if he said everyone must live like that. You do what works for your relationship people and if you like traditional roles, by all means!

[@hannarivera4801]

Charlotte true colors are out she is a bitter woman. She was laughting when Carl said things of others but when its about her she didnt like it much.

[@cateb5920]

Carl is revolting! Such an embarrassment. Little man’s syndrome

[@aclark903]

A feminist needs bants like a fish needs a bicycle.

[@Thindoublechin]

Nah he's just playing for the cameras

[@cathybelk-cb3ei]

His competitors were very kind

[@jarrodbarkley9061]

Carl is exhausting.

[@lovinlife6941]

'when you first saw me, what did you think'..... someone is looking for a compliment!! She really thinks she is all that and wants them to say so.....

[@PROUDCANADIANGIRL]

I 1000% agree! Someone’s fond of herself

[@nonkisibanda4021]

I can't believe anyone took Carl seriously, he was clearly having a go at them from the get-go😂

[@miladydewinter7770]

He's a Yorkshireman. Calls a spade and spade and doesn't mean any harm with his crazy comments.

[@getin3949]

Just because he's a Yorkshire lad doesn't give him license to be a cad. Just his comment alone about saying a woman's place is taking care of the home was bad enough. It's 2024, women can vote, women work, etc...hello!@@miladydewinter7770

[@GuessWhooou]

My landlord is like that too, very dirty. Everything in his houses are so dirty and dusty with green molds all over. He doesn't wash the dishes and uses it like that. The weird part is that he doesn't see anything wrong with that. Thrice he invited me and my son to his cottage and the kitchen was do awful packed with dirts, the rooms full of dirt and dust and cat poo and liters everywhere. He made tea with a cup that was never washed. I threw up inside the cup, I just couldn't. I finally went off telling him how in the world could he not see how unkept everything is. I just couldn't, the place was so awful

[@RoseLemonade.]

Watch out for a Deep Meaningful Conversation experience: "Me me me me me me me".

[@C.H.R.I.S.S.I.E]

Funny how Charlotte was laughing enjoying Carl's silliness on Ingrid night and now she's sulking $($)

[@avengernemesis7990]

Here in Australia women work in mines, drive huge dump trucks. Women are chemical engineers, geologist and earn huge wages. Women also work on the roads and drives BTreble trucks. My daughters are all university educated. It's great that women have the same opportunity as men.. That Carl was a arrogant, niavè and I feel sorry for him..thinking that women aren't equal as men. Australia

[@aclark903]

#Naive

[@melaniecoughlin7]

​@@aclark903#feelbetternow?

[@tdali6095]

Still aren't allowed to fight in the front lines of war

[@melaniecoughlin7]

@@tdali6095 What decade are you in? Because yes they can

[@GuessWhooou]

There's always a weird one in the mix, that's what I look forward to plus the narrator

[@rosemarylockyer3454]

Weird does't even cover it.

[@themothy]

Ingrid was amazing!

[@lovinlife6941]

Thank you so much for the upload!

[@arglebargle3986]

I think Charlotte was on Britain's Got Talent with the most amazing and surprising performance from her partner Jonathan.

[@MortimusWilly]

THAT'S who she is!! Edit: looked her up, different Charlotte

[@legster983]

I would hate to have Carl as a dad he reminds me of MICK PHILLPOT

[@peterbell_iii4157]

😮

[@eijonasson]

Carl's effort to be recognized as a man succeeded in him being recognized as a pamper princess. The whole world laughs at stupid people that are a disgrace to their families. Sure his kid leaves a note saying he isn't as bad as some think. Nice try kid. Suspect he left the endorsement to further pamper papa princess. Anything for the wife and kids to have a quiet life. Lots of love to his victims.❤

[@Thindoublechin]

It's television. His antics are hardly worth bad poetry in a comments section.

[@msngema1380]

Carl is one of those people you need to just ignore from time to time because if you don't you will end up like Charlotte lol. She didn't even enjoy the best night of the week because she was sulking.

[@georgielancaster1356]

I found myself wondering how cheered I would be, with news of a major heart attack. Would I be able to hide my reaction? So deeply vile on so many levels I'd have served him dog food and told him to sod off if not happy. No prize, unless you were talking millions, would be worth being in his company for 4 days

[@legster983]

Doesn’t matter what he cooked , he was an absolute bleep so , why bother ? Nobody what’s to be associated with him as he’s a bigot

[@Cait491]

I'd never admit Carl was my father.

[@Watchingthesim]

All credits to Charlott for her proffesion and gift but i saw a gorgeous dutch lady on t.v the other day and i goosebumps from voice

[@georgielancaster1356]

She didn't sound top quality. Chorus quality

[@MM-dq2pi]

Why did Charlotte do her makeup like a reverse panda?

[@moe_ramz]

😂😂😂

[@lauralee60]

Ok then..very confused

[@dianakatuuo3056]

Such an unnatural look 😅

[@carolgreen5586]

I think it is that some facepowders cause flashback when in film or a photo.

[@kaisahl]

It were a scorched egg not a scotched egg 🤣

[@moosehead1183]

Carl's meal looked the absolute best to me.

[@breakfastattiffanys741]

My god Charlotte easy on the concealer!

[@thandi7850]

Lolita Lempicka ikr🙄 looks awful

[@msngema1380]

Lots of people need to get this advise lol

[@thandi7850]

Andile Ngema exactly, less is more

[@aelfwynn8]

I honestly thought she was wearing a mask when she came down the stairs!!

[@ilonacharlton1144]

For the early 2000's that look was fairly normal

[@BiPolarBear128]

There are some people that are just so very obnoxious and unlikable and that the majority of humans on this planet will not get along with and CARL is definitely one of them ....

[@thomasyoung3268]

Ahh he was alright.

[@LittleMissJmoo]

The men are both pompous twats...The one who annoys me the most is the "I don't like this, I don't like that...meh meh meh...". I can't stand people like that! Carl is a dickhead, though I feel its purely for TV purposes and clearly an attention seeker in real life.

[@Watchingthesim]

If i understood correctly Carl wasn't saying that women are incapable of doing traditional men's work but rather he prefers the traditional divide between the sexes....and he's entitled to live his life as such

[@georgielancaster1356]

So agree. I would have pulled out of the show, rather than spend 4 nights in his company. It would be millions in prizemoney before I would spend 5 minutes in his company.

[@maccoll3644]

Carl was deliberately hurting people's feelings. He is manipulative and crafty.

[@Bambi-xg3kr]

Carl thinks he's funny. He really isn't. Sad middle aged "amn" (and I use that word loosely).

[@rosemarylockyer3454]

Classless is not even a description for him.Just gross.

[@juliab7178]

Hope the plant survived

[@GuessWhooou]

Can't please Richard, he wants perfect perfect perfect. He's not even perfect

[@LaoshiChristine]

Charlotte was the only one who is a realist, other two were a pair of wallies given him high scores.

[@maccoll3644]

Poor Charlotte dressed herself to get lots of sexual attention that first evening and it backfired disastrously!

[@wilberson5861]

If Carl never sort of pointed out that most models are suppose to be stick thin and shes to chunky now a days to be one after saying "You're beautiful as you are" which was pointless, then I bet she would have never told the others that he was doing things behind their backs, etc because she was laughing him on until the chunky comment to be fair some mean things are funny until it's on you.

[@Sabbathissaturday]

Wilber s - she’s the one that told him to pour his drink in carrot tops plant!! She was laughing and egging him on.

[@TheFairyintheFishBowl]

100%

[@anitakohli881]

I love come dine with me program, but i wish we can have proper subtitles for all of thesd series. Thanks

[@maccoll3644]

What an insecure man desperate for attention and spending all his efforts trying to drain the confidence out of other people!

[@jody3199]

What's wrong with Charlottes face? Why is her nose area so white? She just looks wrong

[@MM-dq2pi]

She looked so nice and fresh without the makeup in one of the menu reads...her makeup was so weird

[@msngema1380]

Maybe it's her make up

[@robinphillips5208]

It’s her highlights in her makeup routine. Shows up on camera

[@me-wi7mr]

Lolllll. The son uploaded this video!!!

[@aphiwemagaya3279]

He wants the duck to drool with blood? he smoke weed

[@miladydewinter7770]

All these negative comments about Carl ----- you obviously don't understand the Yorkshire sense of humour.

[@Morgan_Layfay]

Ingrid is really fun, but she needs to stop putting her hands in her orange hair lol And Carl, I agree with him about his personal relationship with his spouse. I would NEVER want to do my husband's job, EVER. He is an HVAC technician in the Mojave desert. No thank you lol, I'll make sure the stink is out of his uniform for him tho gladly. 21 years at 40. It's worked for us, and Carl seems like a fantastic time, it would have been hilarious for him to tell them get in the kitchen to clean for his wife after his win 😂😂 ✌️

[@susanrainey9091]

I think Carl is an AHole and it's sad that Ingrid and Richard changed their opinion of him when he was polite for his own evening. Fickle.

[@fjolneri7148]

Poor Charlotte :'( and the mean old Carl didn't say a single word of apology or anything to amend to her. Whilst I loved what Carl brought to the night it's not fair on Charlotte.

[@fjolneri7148]

You do not speak out of fiction; it could be understood as natural I suppose but you can't advocate that!

[@zofiawaters4913]

Oh you must be so proud of your dad….. why?

[@JohnLongson]

Because he won mate

[@bo2720]

​@@JohnLongsonlol fair play! Hell I like Carl, he's harmless and pretty funny

[@_kimiadventures]

Charlotte lay off making the centre of your face white.

[@user-rc5yc4cp2s]

Did they give him the Villain edit or is that how he really is

[@FCS7]

When good things happen to be bad people.

[@getin3949]

All of these people on this program have such NICE kitchens, I wouldn't trade them for their ranges or refrigerators but their cabinets and windows and everything else always look brand new. And their whole flats for that matter all look like they were just painted, wall papered, etc...just very nice and new. Maybe the show helps posh up their places for filming???

[@Kimbururu]

Have you noticed that Karl -Mr. Windup Merchant's right hand is BIGGER than the left? Just look at it 🤣🤣🤣

[@lisab9541]

I love Carl's shed. My brother has/had that smoker and he'd throw hotdogs in even. Good little smoker.

[@Robin-op8op]

The guests are very rude. Just point out her mistakes to her. She's a sweet lady, don't laugh at her.

[@claresutton2819]

Wow, how fun John! Did your Daddy enjoy it? Is that a true picture of his personality?😊

[@JohnLongson]

Yeah he loved it! Nah that's just his sense of humour for the camera

[@angelaglanville9377]

@@JohnLongsonwhich makes him even more of a prat then!

[@aclark903]

@@angelaglanville9377 It's those #Viking genes, he can't help it. His great great great grandda was raping nuns, so be fair to him, he's toned it down a lot!

[@Pedro1136]

But why are her hands orange!?!

[@bouquetofemotions]

Tan perhaps

[@animalswin2105]

It's ok for be a misogynistic. He would never have said half of the insults he said if he was boasting about black people's place and work, to benefit him. A coward. A minute of silence for his wife who must live and sleep with him.

[@catlady7135]

Carl has old-school values in regards to his marriage But I guess it works for him and his wife

[@lajads]

I’m only five minutes in, but your dad’s a player lol Okay, watched it all, you dad was grtJojn.. he definitely had his moments.

[@nicolewilliams6052]

I do actually like Carl's smoker, though. That's pretty cool. *adds to amazon wish list.

[@MM-dq2pi]

Why were Ingrid's palms orange for the entire week?

[@Ms_Tania]

It's probably hair dye

[@klinzons]

Maybe also dying fabric, I think they said she was a fabric artist.

[@jarrodbarkley9061]

Maybe she eats a lot of carrots. 🥕🥕

[@Sparky82]

I donno, i kinda dig Carl. haha

[@tupoufinucane458]

I am glad Carl won!😊

[@beaby1977]

I love how Charlotte at the end Sarah goes on about him talking about everyone else she was doing the same thing and I wish he had a spoke up and said, so were you know she got all pissy because he had a comment towards her and she couldn’t take that, but she didn’t mind snickering, and making all these little snide comments about everyone behind their back to And, telling him to pour the Wine and her plant. I wish I could see the other choose reaction when they actually seen the show to see how Charlotte really behaved.

[@sheristewart3940]

Good show! I think Carl is a big Teddy Bear inside and outside. He's perfect.

[@georgielancaster1356]

Utter disbelief. How on earth were you brought up, to think that?

[@t.m.a385]

@@georgielancaster1356 Maybe she knows him personally and is trying to make up for all the comments condemning his terrible behaviour!

[@MM-dq2pi]

Charlotte has my favourite knife, forever sharp, the long serrated one, which is apparently for fish but I use it for everything.

[@305judith]

The commentary by the continuity is, to put it mildly, irritating. Classist in the extreme. Carl does not know how to behave and should not be allowed out. In public.

[@hensonlaura]

Charlotte served a poached egg for a starter. A POACHED EGG 😠 Edit: I love Carl!

[@PROUDCANADIANGIRL]

Eggs Benedict is quite a luxurious appetizer here and if the eggs are cooked perfectly and the hollandaise, you can pay up to $18 for that appetizer

[@deadclowndied]

Borshch isn’t a Russian soup, it’s Ukrainian. She should know that if she lived there.

[@avengernemesis7990]

It's also cooked in Poland ...Germany

[@kingd7946]

@deadclowndied does that mean the soup is Russian now? 🤣

[@deeaye01]

Carl spoke facts 😂😂😂😂

[@RenegadeTimes]

scrappy wig on Carl while cooking. Very gross.

[@JenniferNefdt-tm5cv]

I think Carl was hilarious. Really took the piss out of them all.

[@mikepetergumball8337]

He still won. What a winner

[@sanookaus1334]

Oh yes, yes.

[@meganwatson3732]

Carl is revolting

[@pingapete666]

Bro as if youd post this bragging about carl being your dad ahahaha, just take the views from the video and be happy I mean if 90% of the comments werent writing him off it'd be fine...but yeah

[@dennisburby8585]

I don't care if Carl was playing a game withthem all. He was being an asshole. Shocked he won,

[@juliab7178]

Her hands might be orange from hair day? My best guess.

[@Lifeonmarslooksrad]

Julia B might be from the carrots?

[@Ms_Tania]

@@Lifeonmarslooksrad Carrots?? An entire week??? No! it's definitely hair dye.

[@Robin-op8op]

I just don't get opera. They are crying and screaming things I don't understand at the same time. Having said that, they always dress so formal.😊😊

[@derinaries]

carl reminds me of John mellancamp

[@glenncurley680]

Charlotte's dress on the first night really brought out the beauty in her eyes. I couldn't stop staring. Now, I sound like Carl. He's not someone I would hang with!

[@autrefemme]

I thought Carl was hilarious and what a night! BUT he shouldn't have commented at all on Charlotte's weight. That was rude. I thought everything else was fine that he was saying. He probably has the best backyard parties 🕺🏻

[@lovinlife6941]

ot sure if I would be putting it out there th he was my dad.... think I would be too embarrassed!!!

[@Aussieshazagirl]

The marrocan/Russian bird has orange palms with her hands on Richards night @30:00

[@wuncieadams1352]

It was rude of Charlotte to dress him down in his home while being his dinner guest.

[@pingapete666]

34:54 whats this man doing in a tyre shop 😂

[@PROUDCANADIANGIRL]

Who brags that they have eaten with their hands? Most food is eaten with hands … 🍔 🍟 🍎 🍕🍗🥨🌽🍉🍌🍊🥑🧁🍦🫒🥯🥭🍍… shall I go on? 😜

[@heidiwilliams5876]

Not all women are feminists and if there are kids someone should stay home to look after them and the home.

[@lisab9541]

But it does not automatically have to be the mom. But I do think men should do some household chores, or at least pick up after themselves enough not to make extra work. Housework is daily whereas some men's work at home may be done once a week or once every month or more. I do miss that my ex cleaned the gutters at least once a year, mowed every other week but he did help with laundry, changing the sheets, and vacuumed a room or two once in a while, oh and cleaned the shower floor. He was pretty clean and tidy too.

[@onlyme7248]

A taste of Morocco!!! Thank God I know better, otherwise, she’d have put me off Moroccan cousin all together.

[@heidiwilliams5876]

Carl pulls his weight and he is an honest bloke who stands by his wife, give the bloke a break. His shed is awesome

[@Ms_Tania]

Oh..stop kissing ass,the guys a complete asshole!

[@GondaHerszkowicz]

your dad is hilarious!

[@legster983]

Charlotte is right xx

[@chloeb6786]

This is old episodes

[@roberte5057]

Love Carl.

[@getin3949]

Not much of a smoker, looks like an Easy Bake oven dude.

[@legster983]

Carl is going to be a killer , just you wait

[@user-gt8bg4od1w]

Borsht! Not Borsh,,,

[@ivannaolk]

Shchi is traditional russian soup

[@miladydewinter7770]

My father was from Yorkshire so I love people like Carl --- I bounce off people like that because I never take them seriously and I've learned to give back better than I get. I thought he was funny - and I'm glad he won. And Charlotte should think herself lucky that he didn't have a go at her hair-piece.

[@kingd7946]

I agree with you, honestly, it's just banter. He's clearly having a laugh. Charlotte was fine with his humor till he made a joke involving her. But we move.

[@shelbyraejolinlaursenlaurs3915]

Nobody noticed Ingrid's orange stained hands??lol That's from the carrots in her 'desert',which obviously shows how well she washes her hands,or if she does!Big hint to the sanitary standards is the layer of dust in the glass!lol

[@MM-dq2pi]

They were orange on night one, and for the whole week, I don't understand why.

[@pgnanofarm9776]

Her hair dye

[@Watchingthesim]

@@pgnanofarm9776 exactly i make carrot juice to take to work everyday and my hands are never stained

[@Ms_Tania]

Shelby Rae Your comment is so immature,especially when you talk about her washing her hands. It's not from from carrots you idiot!! It's hair dye!

[@maccoll3644]

@@MM-dq2pi Henna hair dye, of course.