My Dad Guesses MORE JoJo Stands

[@blinky5247]

Video ends at 1:07:10. Idk how to cut off the extra nine minutes. KZbin Studio is garbage and I can't figure it out.

[@evanflores6663]

You and your dad should watch all jojo and manga too. Sub because he will love the engrish

[@CrowAkechi_The_Luminary]

Lol

[@CrowAkechi_The_Luminary]

@@evanflores6663 yep

[@chrisonewiththesalt]

Dont worry, I'll point out everything you get wrong. Agaaain.

[@chrisonewiththesalt]

First off, Bad Companies power was vastly underplayed. A simple squadron can focus fire strong enough to shatter a door to pieces with guns alone, and MANY squadrons have been shown at once.

[@subatomicgxn7807]

"A lot of characters in part 5 need a shirt" ........... *yea thats accurate*

[@niffry]

I mean, he's not wrong

[@thebozo26]

Niffry *part 5 screams in the distance*

[@n-extrafries-surprise]

I think the only important character in Part 5 who's fully clothed was Ghiaccio. Polpo and Pericolo if you count them too.

[@thebozo26]

The Ultimate McNugget Nagi what about prosciutto

[@niffry]

@@thebozo26 True

[@viscera_atrocity]

Stand: Exists Blinky's dad: It can control people's minds.

[@MisterMelvinheimer]

Araki: same, but time travel

[@talesofacrookedmouth]

and he was saying fire powers are boring xD

[@Timmix_]

So its the same type of stand as star platinum?

[@Timebomb_19]

I was literally about to comment that lmao.

[@kalycocat]

@@Timmix_ *ora?*

[@mman6564]

Stand user: Emporio Alnino Stand: *CHILDHOOD TRAUMA*

[@CocoLarge.]

OMG SOMEONE REPLY

[@jackmazeika5594]

pokemon master champion you already did you fool

[@nseven1117]

stone ocean in a nutshell

[@koshi5778]

he's got a point

[@Mr_Rykes]

Localization names in a nutshell.

[@flivius1624]

Looks at Illuso "I don't like this guy" What a man of culture

[@n-extrafries-surprise]

Y u not like Illuso

[@flivius1624]

@@n-extrafries-surprise he hurt best boi fugo 😤😤😤

[@n-extrafries-surprise]

@@flivius1624 good answer.

[@flivius1624]

@Steven Universe the 152 IQ greatness challenges that statement

[@mornen-bb]

@@n-extrafries-surprise Her dad is right, Illuso is a strutty, shit-stirring bastard.

[@LilacStarvix]

How dare people call hime a boomer? He's the same Generation as Jotaro.

[@gabriellls1145]

Holy fucking moly-

[@lordskeletor4558]

That's weird to think about it

[@theoddtrashcan7104]

Jotaro is deaderation?

[@John-ff2ci]

Technically baby boomer the best type of boomer edit: the only good boomer

[@cats77364]

boomertaro kujo

[@unimationegg1505]

I bet your dad's stand has mind control.

[@ocellaris1271]

Lol

[@jaelizzagarcia7836]

And it’s name is Pink Floyd

[@samjames6714]

@Just A Geek, or Velvet Underground

[@fricc3824]

Sam James nah, he has a sub stand named velvet underground. and his "requiem" ability is called rage against the machine. ("requiem" like what kira got with bites the dust)

[@PlatyPear]

Nahnah it would get other stands mind control

[@kingo_clubs9097]

Name: rage against the machine Power: raging against the machine

[@mihaiioc.3809]

secondary ability: lag

[@rhinocraft7163]

im actually writing a book that has one of their songs as a power name, song: bulls on parade , non-copyright name: parading bulls.

[@drpan173]

@@rhinocraft7163 I'm interested.

[@mrs_Robbinson]

Just kick the oven

[@BRamjoue]

Me at the start of every part: "Jostar, I'm familiar with Joestar"

[@mihaiioc.3809]

everyone at the begining of part 7:

[@PearoIGuess]

*jostur

[@him1517]

You at Part 3: AHHHHHHHH WHO THE FUCK IS THAT

[@phylaxinator7040]

@@PearoIGuess josdur*

[@Mars-eu8dz]

@@phylaxinator7040 go ahd mr josdur*

[@AOS410]

Hol Horse. One of the guys to say he will never hurt a women, then proceeds to jump kick one.

[@sladeclegane9709]

HOL HORSE RESPECTS WOMEN!

[@mrmetal19]

*Equal rights mean equal fights*

[@AOS410]

@@mrmetal19 you my friend are a good man. It is 2019 after all.

[@mrmetal19]

@@AOS410 why thank you, good sir

[@thezlike1749]

@@mrmetal19 remember 2 boil the water before putting in the pasta

[@_CNT_]

Wow, he actually guessed Notorious B.I.G.'s ability

[@ridermiv]

You mean Boston baked beans

[@samjames6714]

and he got pretty close to F.F.’s ability as well tbh

[@andreasballe7470]

@@samjames6714 F.F?

[@iaingoh7908]

@@andreasballe7470 Foo Fighters

[@wessltov]

He knows what kind of things his daughter likes. Such a good dad

[@jackmazeika5594]

The father: velvet underground The son: rage against the machines The holy spirit: Pink Floyd

[@ibanganimeboys]

Amen

[@fricc3824]

amen

[@josephjoestar3062]

Amen

[@4varaa4]

Amen

[@princemiranda6023]

Amen

[@graysonperdue9402]

Dude that’s epic. This is true family bonding

[@joaoguilhermeassim]

Indeed

[@RAFOU_X8]

"Carne, so his Stand should be named Asada." I laughed so hard with that xD.

[@muichirotokitou2615]

Okay that cracked me up.

[@n-extrafries-surprise]

Was there a band name Asada? It would be like Vanilla Ice; Cream Ver. 2 XD

[@josephochoa9861]

@@n-extrafries-surprise no but their is a band named after a Mexican soup

[@ZBreezee-nb2rl]

How's it been, Merric?

[@name-fv4du]

@@josephochoa9861 "Mexican soup" lol

[@Godlikkomni]

He gets almost everything wrong but explained notorious BIG very good

[@graysonperdue9402]

HAIR SLIVERS ARE REAL but nobody in the name of anything calls them that. They’re called hair splinters and that happens when you have really short hair during a haircut and it gets stiff from something.

[@Sleepy-yp4wx]

So that's why I cut my finger while feeling for loose hairs one time

[@demi-femme4821]

I had just heard a story about that same thing yesterday.

[@placeholdername3123]

Yeah it sucks i have short curly hair at some point i had a hair cut and some of my hair got on my pants witch got stuck in said pants it took me 3 wash cycles to be able to wear it without hair poking me non stop

[@harizwain4969]

I had one that isn't painful but really annoying it stuck between my skin. It sooo annoying to get it out

[@PearoIGuess]

Blob Universe one time i was minding my buisness playing minecraft and then my mom sits next to me and then a strand of hair gets in my arm piercing it good this it didnt hurt

[@DarkKnight6six6]

33:40 ah, the ability of EVERY JoJo character

[@windex3154]

Nobody like this comment anymore it’s at 69😏

[@dumpsterguitarist_4233]

@@windex3154 too late

[@windex3154]

Killa Qween I’m angered

[@mountaingamer2540]

@@windex3154 way too late

[@farcan9400]

@@mountaingamer2540 hey long named man

[@sunwukong9251]

"It's not weirdo, it's bizarre."

[@mihaiioc.3809]

what, i can bet i commented already

[@Cthulhuhues]

Its not delivery its digiorno

[@issackalpa5936]

hi kc how is it in infinite death

[@IllusianCeniza]

"Death 13 can control scorpions and sand" Mannish Boy would loved that power in the main series lmao

[@Magimasterkarp]

Your Dad sounds like a real man of culture with all those comic book references. I bet he would enjoy watching/reading Jojo.

[@mr_l_something]

Stand user: Blinkys Father Stand name: Questionnaire Sub Stand: The Opportunity Stand: Guesses Stand names and ability's Sub stand ability: While active is invulnerable to any Boomer like insults thrown at him and reflects with a funny stand name

[@abawaaga]

Sub sub stand: mind control

[@dumpsterguitarist_4233]

@@abawaaga Sub sub sub stand: Reusing Stand Names

[@richardgibson8403]

Konkey Dong sub sub sub sub stand: pink floyd

[@probablycool8130]

@@richardgibson8403 sub sub sub sub sub stand: two years late

[@phylaxinator7040]

@@richardgibson8403 sub sub sub sub sub stand: his daughter can aid him in analyzing his opponents

[@johntravolta7421]

"My dad guesses the jojo stands that even I cant guess at"

[@nacoma89]

34:00 Giorno be like

[@giornogiovanna843]

*il vento d'oro plays*

[@diegovera1353]

This is one of my favorite stand guessing videos since your dad actually appreciates the musical references

[@pumpkinguts7817]

The fact your lil brother runs around yelling harvest is one of the cutest things I've ever heard

[@geicogecko7303]

18:29 Jotaro: Star Finger Giorno: So it’s the same type of stand as my Gold Experience

[@mercury1951]

I love how the more stand names he hears, the more disappointed he sounds

[@gettodechapa7859]

Why dose ur dad sound like hank hill mixed with a slightly British man I love it!!!

[@myfriendpalo3332]

An f in english? Bobby, you speak english

[@2001CuisinartToasterr]

The king of hill op is just made in heaven

[@nymroad3148]

Or markaplier on crack (no offense)

[@MyNegroAcademia]

“Baby Got Back” would’ve been such a badass name for Shizuka’s Stand lol

[@Fernypr]

you should react to the jojo op's and outros with ur dad!

[@ocellaris1271]

That is the best idea since the light bulb

[@forsenE]

oingo boingo ED is lit

[@petarmitkov1056]

@@forsenE best ED

[@BigBoris]

Comment Police I was gonna steal this and get credit cuz the original inventor of the light bulb had his idea stolen and credited by Thomas Edison.

[@thisisepic3289]

Freek’n you

[@gsol3319]

"his ability is...childhood trauma" 😭😭😭😭😂

[@regal4655]

What he says for Death 13 at the end is great. "He can control sand- and he is spooky dead guy."

[@trevotriplo4735]

Prosciutto more like needs a shirto

[@Lucien_M]

Prosciutto and Pesci more like Ham and Pineapple

[@princesszelda1997]

"and I've come to realize that what the Stand looks like has nothing to do with what their powers are" once you figure that out, you've won

[@taguulima6279]

love how in mikitaka is "stand? user"

[@klaudiak.2501]

I will fight anyone who downvoted this video, your dad is a precious being and i will protect him

[@StickBreightley]

“Oh there’s a sequel, It’s probably pretty short since they went up to part 7 last ti-“ **looks at timeline** “Oh.”

[@saraswan9433]

I freaking love this dude he should totally watch jojo's.

[@Taha632RMF]

Same!

[@mihaiioc.3809]

probably him every episode: stage 1: what stage 2: dude he's going to die stage 3: oh he's not going to die stage 4: after this long explaination this other guy is going to die

[@Taha632RMF]

@@mihaiioc.3809 The first he will ever say when he starts part 1 is "why are these kids so buff"

[@mihaiioc.3809]

@@Taha632RMF the first thing in part 4 "wait. wasn't this dude like 3 times as buff in part 3?"

[@Taha632RMF]

@@mihaiioc.3809 Part 5 "i don't think people in italy dress like that"

[@skivvu2876]

Nobody: Blinky’s dad: *everybody’s stand has mind control.*

[@eunoia195]

I almost died when "the more you know" slide across the screen after your dad explained where Foo Fighters got its name from

[@kurtislachance9958]

Your dad is too wholesome for this world

[@theisyes6993]

'The stand's appearance has nothing to do with it's ability' Sticky Fingers, Hermit Purple, and Golden Experience: *internal screaming*

[@victorvirgili4447]

Diver Down:

[@soulofresolve9514]

Imagine his for a stand ability: any injuries are made permanent. They never heal and they constantly feel the pain of said injuries.

[@SasukeUchiha-pr5ej]

Killer Queen has already touched the person who called this man a boomer.

[@wolfnroses91]

I absolutely love how silent he got as soon as you said Gyro's stand was named Ball Breaker xD

[@spazmcat3853]

33:50 how sad must your childhood be if it becomes your standpower. when he said his standpower is childhood trauma, my pc almost did because i spit water on it i drank and this sentence is the best

[@ducky2379]

*Death 13* "It's probably one of my favorite stand battles in the series" Ah, a woman of culture

[@vidoxi]

so glad you made a sequel lol i love your dad.

[@michaelhuff7712]

Most of these characters are basically just saying "I've rejected my symmetry, Jojo!"

[@breadisyummy_]

“Catch on to people’s thoughts and make nightmares” That’s still mind control.

[@evanflores6663]

You and your dad should watch all of jojo and the manga too. sub because I'm sure he'll fine it funny when they speak engrish

[@JToaster]

I wish he watched it in sub :(

[@punchnello4495]

I love how at some point your dad has said a stand name or ability but they just aren't for the correct person/stand

[@A-HaTuanAnh-]

I can just imagine your brother screaming *HARVESTOO* while sprinting around the house

[@leeroy9k]

Blinky : its called Limp Bizkit. Blinky's dad : hmm, gay.

[@cowboy_dogg2124]

Can y'all please watch jojo together and can we please get ur dad's reactions to specific moments. You get bonding experience, we get memes its a good deal.

[@Terminate1783]

^ What he said

[@Kaarl_Mills]

But no part skipping

[@hatohigashikata572]

@@Kaarl_Mills He never said anything about part skipping

[@CaffeinatedDinosaur]

I waited 49 minutes for you to mention flaccid pancake I’m very happy now

[@itsnarroblox]

If only you had to wait 69 minutes.

[@CaffeinatedDinosaur]

@@itsnarroblox now I’m wishing I had to wait longer than I did just so I could have waited 69 minutes.

[@dado8467]

Now I'm waiting for pink floyd, the stand that can control mind

[@inspector_beyond]

Stands: Have complicated and uniwue abilities Dad: Controls mind

[@nseven1117]

dad when describing epitaph: it looks to be in pain me: yup

[@hayden5297]

Petition to make a sub/dub that uses your dad's guess names. Some are funny and others actually sound pretty cool or even better than the original

[@Glatier]

4:03 "I think scary monsters confused him..." Mood

[@poultryg3ist]

How about a stand called Bad Romance? It’d be a pair of meter-tall ballroom dancers, one to increase the friction of a surface and another to decrease it.

[@iantaakalla8180]

That can no longer happen canonically since Bad Romance is used for a stand to make a person feel whatever the user paints.

[@poultryg3ist]

@@iantaakalla8180 that stand was featured in a spin-off not written by Araki, so it isn’t canon.

[@pinkluigienjoyer]

Holy crap I can’t believe he actually got notorious b.i.g

[@itsnarroblox]

Trueeee..

[@anabominationagainstman3597]

I felt secondhand pride when he guessed rolling stones

[@CyborgPenguin]

The thing about part 5 is that the most stand names on some level have something to do with their power. Some of them are surface level powers vaguely related to the name, while some stands have many parallels with their namesake. Ex. Purple Haze: the virus cloud could be described as a "purple haze" Notorious B.I.G: it's power activates after death in reference to the "Life After Death" album.

[@iantaakalla8180]

And also, Notorious BIG is well known for his death anyways.

[@natputa9586]

48:55 Blinky: It's Called Limp Bizkit. Blinky's Dad: *hmmm gay*

[@ShashBells]

I've been just enjoying this, your dad is really cool that you had him guess JoJo Stand names. It makes me laugh and smile coz' I can't relate (I don't have a dad anymore). Just makes me appreciate this daughter-father bonding.

[@reliableguy1659]

Blinky: (explaining stuff) Blinkys dad: *HEAVY BREATHING*

[@nobertmoses6853]

I like how he said that the stand design doesn't have anything to do with the power but then bases KISS' ability off of the fact that it's gold

[@bigpoopy3914]

22:11 when your dad explains paisley park

[@hackerreports1898]

Blinky's dad every 2 minutes: IS thIS A teNtACle ThaT cOntRILS YouR MinD

[@misschieflolz1301]

13:48 Too bad Speed King is a completely different stand (that has nothing to do with speed. That still irks me)

[@rebelrebel8398]

Heat is basically acceleration

[@threeglassjars6051]

I mean, if you rub something really fast it heats up, that might be the connection

[@misschieflolz1301]

@@rebelrebel8398 I know technically it is, but normally when you think speed you think velocity... but there this is Jojo.... and the naming convention of stands in that family.

[@jeffmanly7168]

It probably is about the speed of atoms that is what makes it hotter

[@GarthTheMighty]

Is your dad Chef John? He sounds exactly like him.

[@MingleMan91]

Thats the voice I was thinking I just couldn't place it it's really uncanny

[@jordynesalinas8982]

I should do this with my dad but I’m pretty sure my dad has already watched parts 1-3

[@blinky5247]

Do it, my dude. Follow your dreams.

[@n-extrafries-surprise]

I wanna see a vid of that

[@Luca.Bianconeri]

Didnt know shizuka joestars stand has a German name. I laughed so hard how you and ur dad pronounce it 😅 nice vid!

[@ocellaris1271]

That's it. This is pure. I'm subbing.

[@thereofone]

This is the relationship I want to have with any child I have in the future

[@thereofone]

Cherish this, you two

[@hopanesromtic2658]

"Carne... so his name is asada" that make my day.

[@polojay6182]

Me : Grateful Dead Blinkys’ dad : *Meatloaf*

[@il3fortunato664]

The baby Stand Users are strong. Mannish Boy= Death 13 Shizuka Joestar= Achtung Baby Green baby= Green, Green, Grass of Home Part 3, Part 4 and Part 6

[@sirmr6597]

I think these are a little too hard. You should give hints, tell him what they do or use gifs. it'll make his success rate higher. Also, a hair slither only works if you have specific conditions with your hair and scalp. If you don't have those conditions you just wasted $300.

[@tofferooni4972]

Up you go.

[@Longshot24740]

its not about getting it right, its about it being really goofy and having the dad say new, interesting, or funny things about the stand hes guessing. if he just got every stand it wouldnt be funny.

[@ranoutofnames4684]

People: everything has mind powers Him: Every stand is s a d

[@stud6097]

Bad company more like WORSE COMPANY

[@No-yr9rs]

"I just included it cuz its a gun" *US Anthem intensifies*

[@jinbo5867]

Ur dad should be hired to make stand names, his guesses were as good as the originals

[@ABHyt]

C-moon This one's name is Cccccc... Rage against the machine.

[@TheIcyPanda]

I didn't know that's what that was called, but hair sliver is a real thing. How it happened to me was twice from my dogs hair, and I would have this minor sharp pain one day on my left foot, and whenever I took my show off I was looking for something like a stick or rock or something! Then after a bath I decide to give my foot a real close look, and there was a SMALL thick strand stabbed in, I pulled it out, immediately felt better!

[@kurtislachance9958]

(guesses Green Day's ability on a completely different stand)

[@tewch]

Tbh I never knew the name of Yukako's stand until now

[@Bevsworld04]

I'm pretty sure that if rolling stones is "destroyed" it bends fate so that some of the loved ones of the person who was supposed to originally die also die (such as Abbaccio and Narancia)

[@muichirotokitou2615]

Yeah it's almost that.

[@itsnarroblox]

I thought profecy stones was it's name.. is rolling Stones just localized?

[@Bevsworld04]

@@itsnarroblox profecy stones might be its English dub name

[@misschieflolz1301]

Jojo fans being weird? That's completely normal. It's like I came up with a specific Jojo based rule to make Whamaggedon easier, at the expense of being publicly humiliated XD

[@MrsNegative1]

"Knows about G1 gun-transforming Megatron" "Says Megatron is best transformer" "Is a JoJo weeb" Please marry me

[@kiradripkage]

N O

[@kirayoshikage6338]

@@kiradripkagehmm

[@kiradripkage]

@@kirayoshikage6338 witch universe u from ?

[@kirayoshikage6338]

@@kiradripkage im from the universe where okuyasu used his brain and scrapped space away when I was running to Cinderella and he accidentally swiped too much and cut me in half where I died immediately.

[@kiradripkage]

@@kirayoshikage6338 I’m from a drip universe we’re I didn’t kill shegetchi so I was never killed and it acualy left morrioh and now I live in America

[@plumvoid7036]

expected him to say emperors ability was to shoot mind controlling bullets

[@samcanick591]

if you say GUCCI aint your favorite stand user you lying 😤😤

[@thechurchofshigechivariety9873]

its shigechi, nigga

[@johncameron1935]

You thought Gucci would be your favorite stand user... BUT IT WAS ME, DIO

[@TheCookieGang26]

OMG U CALLED IT THE DISTANCE NO WAY. I LOVE that song, gotta be one of my favorites AND i was drawing my fan stand, The Distance: Act 1. Im glad other people know and like CAKE. I also have a fan stand named CAKE .

[@GandalfMonkeyAnimations]

I've had a hair sliver before. It doesn't hurt, it's just weird

[@screwyousenpai2024]

Explane

[@igorr9148]

Explane

[@butterowo8554]

Explain.

[@ComradeWW]

Would love to see a vid of your dad reacting to JoJo scenes! Maybe he could understand Stands more that way xD

[@ArkhamKnight-zn8dt]

That hair thing happened to a KZbinr called Jaiden Animations.

[@amandagrant6021]

Who’s your favorite animator

[@hystericallover5989]

Amanda Grant ????

[@alkaupadhyay7650]

Man you also know that? I like watching James and Adam and Jaiden.

[@doctorxawesomestop-motion1234]

okay but why is no one talking about how good of a name "Grinning Reaper" is?

[@mungethekpopstan]

it's awesome

[@Ursine101]

Gyros stand is scan, his steel balls have ball breaker like how a sword has Anubis