My Dogs Hate Keanu Reeves

This is the greatest cutout of All Time

[@mateo.mauro_xd]

Imagine being a burglar and just seeing Keanu Reeves staring at you from the window.

[@Pyred89]

I would rob my own house and give all my shit to Keanu

[@luca377bazooka_2]

you start going up stairs and keanu is just waiting at the top

[@sgt.flippy2389]

Terrifying af. If I was the burglar I'd high-tail it outta there and just get some plane tickets and start a new life in France.

[@LeeroyPorkins]

Now imagine if it was BOTH Keanu Reeves AND Shia LaBeouf!

[@katrinaisoffline]

Imagine if it was the conductor from the polar express peeping behind a tree

[@sirrazma238]

They're just confused about seeing 2 Charlie's.

[@12KTOYOTA]

Lol

[@Oblio1942]

except new charlie has actual legs instead of toothpicks holding his feet on

[@mercantilistwhomper5180]

They are are

[@Oblio1942]

@Algye the chicken bones he calls legs

[@roboc4t566]

Yes

[@NPC1921]

Things Charlie's dogs hate: - Keanu Reeves - Luigi - Making unicorns take a shit

[@niklasmijer7089]

They hate all that is holy

[@BumBumOurBoy]

:(

[@s.winter7455]

Don't forget podcast noises

[@toegamer9193]

420

[@theguywhoasked6104]

And actually good star wars movies!

[@Maepull]

I mean, historically dogs aren't all that safe with keanu

[@zoinksss1372]

underrated ^^

[@patriciauch6763]

Lol...😔

[@Maaztig]

Come on man😭

[@Maaztig]

@@deez5595 what

[@nomey07]

😭

[@Ian-oe9wp]

the dogs just aren't used to being around a person with big legs

[@pizzatime6349]

Ian *normal legs

[@ujlt7198]

*of average height

[@YungEagle3k]

@@ujlt7198 he's like 6ft something

[@mikehunt4830]

@@YungEagle3k 6ft is average

[@seek8739]

@@mikehunt4830 yeah in the Netherlands

[@lebondi2752]

Charlie: *Starts to look like Keanu Reeves* His dogs: *Fast sweating*

[@lando1gamez473]

*Fast* *panting*

[@falcofan18]

*fast pooping*

[@LunaProtogen]

*Visible confusion*

[@amzwl1671]

@Reece A they do... they sweat through their tongues

[@illegalpumpkin9896]

@Reece A it's a joke

[@DogeDogeriffic]

Keanu Reeves tortures his dogs with a cardboard cutout of himself for 4 minutes

[@BROXBasher]

"In Cr1tikal's recording room, what makes someone a criminal? ... Being a cutout."

[@jipph2238]

Lol

[@CaLypSO4456]

I was looking for this comment lol

[@hamsandvich8956]

This must be a fucking terrifying experience for the dogs, this strange man following them slowly inching closer as they go about their everyday lives, completely unflinching to their threats and constantly looming over them.

[@bella4464]

lmao💀

[@ghristophermyers666]

Lmfao

[@Clemaglorine]

☠☠☠☠☠

[@MisZpelled]

Your dogs just don't wanna end up in the next John Wick.

[@comicslam]

tru tru, this is indeed the knowledge that all dogs together share as a hive mind.

[@upon.my.liars.chair.]

Yeah cause we all know what happens to dogs in John Wick ;)

[@jericho6236]

that is so fucking smart lmao how did i not think ofthat

[@spookson5679]

@@upon.my.liars.chair. he calls them a good dog and then leaves

[@josharntt]

@@upon.my.liars.chair. They bite ballsacks

[@reidbray9623]

Test trial 1: Dogs are still scared of Keanu Reeves. Test trial 2: I'm now scared of Keanu Reeves.

[@space_fox12]

Test trial 3: Send h e l p

[@frank_calvert]

Test Trial 3: Keanu is scared of Keanu

[@williamgreene6669]

Test trial 4: Keanu is now afraid of me

[@chimpmoment130]

Test Trial 5: I am afraid of the dogs

[@ericmendenhall2867]

Test Trial 6: I am now pooping while watching this

[@gordonramslay9955]

If I went for a piss and I looked through the window and Keanu Reeves was in the window watching me piss I would’ve barked at him too.

[@syton3634]

I agree, Gordon Ramsay

[@extravirginoliveoil4227]

@@syton3634 ramSLAY**

[@bruh-fq9lj]

@@extravirginoliveoil4227 💅

[@CaltosVirnam]

"Unsurprisingly this didn't work and I even scared myself." That's like rolling a 1 in dungeons and dragons, backfired so much

[@the_salon6681]

Hello little lonely comment

[@_sleepyaisha_]

This is just rolling one on attack, but you some how attack yourself.

[@neroidius6915]

That line sounds like meme material

[@jackwenn_9693]

idk what the fuck that means but have a like

[@haynes966]

They've never seen a human that tall, so it's all like slender man to them

[@saketnagampalli3196]

Charlie's father is huge

[@TheAsdasy]

Charlie the damn manlet

[@solaire7046]

F

[@daniakec6206]

@@bennettpramod9105 Woof*

[@ZackSkinneraaaa]

brutal

[@Malhaheifnrifbwkmq]

They were scared cause they didn’t know which one was the real charlie.

[@Anixeno]

keanu reeves you mean?

[@billskarsgardchrisevans]

@@Anixeno No they mean Charlie, it's a joke, bc they don't know what one is their owner

[@Anixeno]

@@billskarsgardchrisevans i got that, u just didnt get my joke

[@billskarsgardchrisevans]

@@Anixeno I thought u were confused lmao

[@Anixeno]

@@billskarsgardchrisevans the joke is "charlie = keanu reeves" when the comments said "dogs are confused about who is charlie" i said "u mean, who is keanu reeves" to more to the confusion. idk but 30 ppl that liked my comment seemed to get it

[@I_okesh]

The dogs be like : *Everywhere I go.. I see his face*

[@PataMuncher]

1:57 Bruhhh imagine his dogs just finished peeing, they look back and they see the scary guy just staring at them 😭😭😭

[@UKYusei]

I'd shit myself 🤣🤣🤣

[@PataMuncher]

@@UKYusei Right 😭😭

[@BruceWayne-gf1wi]

69 likes noice

[@inverzional6372]

@@UKYusei I'd piss myself...again.

[@Max-oy8uy]

“Im *at least* twice as smart as a dog.” -penguinz0

[@mech1x]

lol

[@stag1739]

If only I was as smart as him

[@amanjhariya4142]

Congratulations

[@PhantomSavage]

Someone please give this to Keanu Reeves so Keanu Reeves can personally assure the dogs of no harm. If that doesn't work, nothing will.

[@masamainio1694]

PhantomSavage this is an amazing idea!

[@agukokobaba4103]

oofsters

[@kupakpasztet7100]

i was thinking the same,that's a dope idea

[@MrCruuush]

PhantomSavage maybe they should see the vid of him playing with puppies

[@manuelcuevas7045]

Keanu Reeves comes and assures the dogs that he is safe that would be great

[@pablopablo5317]

The dogs just never seen Charlie that tall before.

[@mangoman9214]

The dogs aren’t harmed, if Keanu isn’t armed

[@valdredtheloveless3121]

Knowing the guy, a simple pen would be a deadly weapon, the dogs know it

[@mirceadraculov6515]

But.... He does have arms...

[@addamazeing]

“Keanu Reeves feeds us, he provides for us” -Cr1tikal 2019

[@corndog5227]

Add Amazeing dude ur dumbass typed it backwards

[@meg7664]

@@corndog5227 yeah you're right it's supposed to be: su rof sedivorp eh, su sdeef seveeR unaeK.

[@eddvcr598]

Subscriber 101 - 👽 { Take back what you said about my mother ship

[@joaovc2002]

@@meg7664 I laughed way to hard at this Thanks for making my day mate

[@imsocoolyoudontevenk]

Cringe

[@grosslyoffensivelizard-man3438]

Even in cardboard form, Keanu Reeves establishes dominance over the lesser mortals.

[@pestilenssi8979]

He is far too gentle for that

[@jameschick1564]

@@pestilenssi8979 it's called a joke.

[@cyanhawkk3642]

@@jameschick1564 He is far too godlike for jokes

[@fernandoleamshake7031]

I like how at one point charlie is like, this didn't work, and I scared myself

[@harikiran4339]

XD

[@alannabrady8314]

i think they’re just freaked out they’re seeing charlie in something other than a white shirt

[@eansmith9721]

2:02 Breaking news: florida man scares self with card board Keanu Reeves while trying to get his dogs to like Keanu Reeves.

[@nakshayan]

"For my birthday my parents got me a cardboard cutout of Keanu Reeves" Now those are some good parents.

[@Alexander_l322]

With a hole cut in the ass and mouth for pleasure...

[@avf6532]

Alex hol up

[@drilerr]

Alex hol up

[@yourdoom187]

@@Alexander_l322 10/10 would buy

[@Dythcr]

@@Alexander_l322 Alex hol up

[@highskiilol3151]

Imagine getting a slice of cheese at 3 in the morning and you see Keanu Reeves besides the fridge

[@noblesseoblige1076]

Which is when you offer him a slice.

[@mikeencino386]

And when you go back to bed, you see Keanu Reeves peaking from the closet

[@nuttercream8996]

He has blessed you with his watch, protecting you from any ghouls

[@mrduck_03art23]

I would bark

[@gjvy8452]

Weird way to call masterbuation

[@n2da9]

Charlie’s dogs when they see cyberpunk: 🐶 😡 🔪

[@bubbles8871]

"My plan didn't work, they wanted absolutely nothing to do with Keanu Reeves." That's the first time that sentence has been spoken, I'm sure of it.

[@darko38]

Ideas: good in nature Dog brain: Keanu blocks the door, Keanu creeps behind windows, Keanu steals their food.

[@BasicPrinciplesGTA]

Keanu is flexing on those dogs with those treats in his hand and around his feet.

[@michaelcassidy5386]

Keanu Reeves - actor, trickster god

[@hugobidwill9403]

fuck that cracked me up

[@beansenjoyer69]

Dogs: "he doesn't even blink"

[@novak8n881]

I laughed more at this comment than i should have

[@shumishu6019]

Therapist: Cardboard cutout Keanu reeves isn't real, he can't hurt you Dogs:

[@Northern_A3]

shumishu this is great

[@justthecu9596]

2 years in Keanu still stands with a treat on his hand waiting for the dogs to take it from him

[@kayjeld1813]

Love how Charlie keeps trying new things to get them to relax, meanwhile the dogs are probably wondering why the scary cardboard man keeps following them everywhere 🤣

[@kahlizzle7643]

Dogs: he’s just standing there... MENACINGLY!

[@YaBoyPerun]

*menacing menacing menacing*

[@dh1llon726]

is that a jojo reference?

[@Brown614]

@@dh1llon726 spongebob my dude

[@muhibbuddinbinyusoff9657]

@@dh1llon726 it's a SpongeBob reference

[@eswa8049]

Is tHat A JOjO REFreNCe?

[@valentino2565]

imagine being scared of keanu reeves and then he starts following you and stealing your food

[@kasaundraf]

Imagine keanu reeves invading your property and provoking you

[@harshuttarwar1027]

@@kasaundraf I'd love that

[@ani880]

and chassing you down

[@tappavapahvi6184]

Yeah it happens to me few times a week

[@TheNameITriedWasTaken]

Imagine not knowing how to spell imagine

[@madve4540]

the dogs are naturally reacting to an image of a supernatural immortal celestial being....

[@silvere4330]

Twice smart as a dog, that killed me

[@leahb.321]

My cats reacted the same way to my Danny Devito cutout, but now they're used to him.

[@sausageswiper6657]

Love that for you.

[@Tirocoa]

Why do you have a Danny Devito cutout in the first place?

[@Rosemaker_]

@@Tirocoa so you mean you don't have a Danny Devito cutout?

[@day6kz]

@@Rosemaker_ darn it i wish i did :(

[@davebryan1890]

@@Rosemaker_ not everyone's that lucky, some of us just have to dream one day we'll be lucky enough to have our own

[@mrgrind-bc7nz]

Imagine being terrified of something then realising that it is following you everywhere you go

[@mikeeaston4431]

🤣

[@7revoo]

Imagine the most scariest thing from a movie watching you pee, and trying to feed you

[@radio1219]

god damn my shadow is such a stalker

[@mrgrind-bc7nz]

Jyelan Games I thought no one else noticed

[@iArcanex]

Literally the definition of SCP-650

[@r.martinwarnke6184]

this was my first video i watched of you and now i watch all your latest and as someone else put it my eating schedule is based around when you upload lol. thank you charlie

[@MuscleFlexChris]

"They're hiding under the desk as if it's an earthquake and they're taking precautions." Charlie's wit is the stuff of legends :) xD

[@ImTheGibby]

They’re like “great now there’s two of them”

[@kimbaldun]

"The one wearing the suit is sus"

[@shumanbeans]

This is getting out of hand, now there are two of them!

[@e4rlygames]

@@shumanbeans There is another

[@bofasofa9399]

you weirdos actually think that these mutts are that smart? cringe dog lovers

[@wearefarmersbumbabumbumbum1620]

@@bofasofa9399 you probably love getting clawed in the face while you sleep

[@willcavanaugh2042]

The dogs: “he’s just standing there, menacingly!”

[@jrlopez1027.]

*_HES IN THE MAILBOX_*

[@robertthekingofmars499]

Dog1:"you think we can beat him and get our treats?" Dog2:"no bro thats keanu reeves"

[@andresbarreda8541]

Weee wooo weee wooo weee wooo

[@mr.bubbles1441]

Ok

[@virgin1792]

ゴゴゴゴゴ

[@axehead45]

Oh they're guarding the house. They see him as a stranger and must protect their human and house.

[@bucky737]

They're probably scared of Charlie being cloned, their worst fears have been realized.

[@harrisonrg777]

why is Keanu Reeves saying he looks nothing like Keanu Reeves?

[@Southwander]

I dunno

[@twoshotted]

modesty ofc

[@deadxeno9970]

Remember he doesn't like compliments

[@Citre_The_Neko]

Because he's breathtaking.

[@doom7607]

@@Citre_The_Neko YoU'rE BrEAthTaKiNg

[@ggezpz_gitgud]

Keanu to us: you're breathtaking! Keanu to dogs: (in demonic voice) *YoU'Re BrEAthTAKiNg*

[@ggezpz_gitgud]

picture thanks I forgot how stupid of me.

[@diegoveladizchavez401]

@@Alex.Johnsen you're

[@alexconcrete1751]

Lmao

[@trinitywhite6321]

How do u do that bold thingyyy and ur comment was sooo funny

[@vriza6943]

Noob 101 nO yOu'Re BrEaThTaKiNg!

[@perrincanada1932]

They probably think their in the John Wick movie and they know what’s coming to them

[@ryls8828]

Every few months I revisit this video and it’s still my favourite video on the internet

[@Clockwonk]

Just get the actual Keanu Reeves there and they'll understand that he's breathtaking.

[@thattube3394]

You’re breathtaking

[@xflushestmean93x54]

thtubehd you’re welcome

[@forty7419]

thtubehd NO YOURE BREATHTAKING

[@nadaotk]

orange

[@__b_e_o793]

UmOtakuQualquer orange

[@ClassyDeerBoi]

penguinz0 : *"Its just a cardboard cut out of Keanu Reeves, it cant hurt you."* penguinz0's dogs : *"B a b a Y a g a."*

[@sefatsilverlake3816]

I dont know if this is a meme or reference of something or the literal myth but I almost choked laughing thinking on how absurd it is to a dog to think of such a specific myth.

[@ClassyDeerBoi]

@@sefatsilverlake3816 You haven't seen John Wick, haven't you.

[@sefatsilverlake3816]

@@sneepsnorp3740 haha ok guys. I thought it would be a reference of something. Yea I've heard great things of John Wick

[@Urd-Vidan]

@@sefatsilverlake3816 Soooo...you still didnt watch John Wick and see the significance of Baba Yaga or did you?

[@DualAxer]

@@sefatsilverlake3816 it is mentioned by the russian maffia in the movie

[@usmanakram8554]

Petition for Keanu Reeves to visit Charlie and pet his dogs so they will no longer be afraid of his image.

[@geegor666]

you're the perfect match between keanu reeves and nicholas cage! keep on doing what you're doing, your commentary on the videos is priceless dude!

[@bunnybag]

Your dogs won't worship any false idol. Bring them the Real Keanu

[@robotjohn8784]

LMAO THIS is the best comment in the entire thread. Give up bois.

[@TheCrazybloo3]

We must know if Keanu is afraid of Keanu

[@Cleepington.]

Had us at the first half not gonna lie

[@thebrandonrobert5693]

*Arrives with 3D cut-out* "The real Keanu." *Returns with a 3D print-out* "I said the REAL Keanu." *Brings Keanu Reeves* "Beautiful."

[@bunnybag]

@@thebrandonrobert5693 *Brings Keanu Reeves "Breathtaking"

[@ericjohnson6105]

I wonder if it freaks them out because they can see him, but can't smell him.

[@sabani6470]

No need to wonder because that is the case.

[@melonie_peppers]

The smartest comment on here. This could be true

[@soggycereal8626]

100% agree. Dogs strongest senses are smell and hearing. Humans strongest sense is vision. Imagine if someone started talking to you in your home, but you could not see them. That would freak anyone out. I think that is the same concept for dogs, but with sound and smells.

[@linkshunter5041]

You genius

[@Necrogeared]

@@soggycereal8626 Yeah, but if said invisible voice started feeding me chocolate bars, I'd be less scared.

[@pathfind_]

They don't like seeing two Charlies in the same room.

[@SeanTheOriginal]

A cardboard cutout must be the dog version of the Uncanny Valley.

[@clay9707]

*gets a Keanu cardboard cut out * Dog when they saw him with it: this is getting out of hand, now there are two of them

[@SantaClaus-kk8zr]

This is getting out of hand, now there are two of them* You gotta respect prequel memes.

[@dagothur6238]

Is this a star wars thing

[@dissolver6284]

@@dagothur6238 NOOOOOO, THATS IMPOSSIBLE

[@chrismarple]

Doggo Gamer 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

[@dagothur6238]

I thought so

[@ChaotiX1]

"I'm like, at least TWICE as smart as a dog" well glad hes honest at least

[@cyraniks2324]

Sorta stolen

[@ChaotiX1]

@@cyraniks2324 How?? I searched all up and down the comments and I couldn't find a SINGLE one saying anything remotely similar to what I said, so how is it stolen? God you people are fucking insufferable

[@nottoday7320]

look at the one above you

[@ChaotiX1]

@@nottoday7320 mine is above everyone elses for me.

[@TheMetaB]

My dad left me

[@darknight991]

I mean, I’m not a dog but the phrase “Look, Mr Reeves has a treat for you” In Charlie’s voice is pure nightmare fuel

[@matnebula805]

He was just too breathtaking for them

[@bobbydyne]

*next on Dog Whisperer* Caesar visits a KZbinr to help two frightened dogs become accustomed to their new roommate, Cardboard Keanu Reeves.

[@hotlinechernobyl5157]

I'd watch it, hell I'd FUND it

[@Oreca2005]

BobbyBeRad CEASAR!!!

[@sergeantslowpoke1550]

Ben2005 Oreca battler HEY BABY! IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING JOJO REFERENCE?

[@miniro-eh1up]

@@sergeantslowpoke1550 no

[@mishka1569]

Ave, true to Ceasar

[@yewstew8312]

My plan is complete. I have taken control of the dogs. The humans are next

[@tommynook3904]

Keanu Reeves wat

[@braxton5391]

Keanu Reeves corrupt the child Keanu

[@keanureeves6310]

Keanu Reeves who are you?

[@tulioroberto9438]

Keanu already took control of humanity dude

[@keanureeves6310]

Leo Michelin Not yet he needs to answer me

[@TheGodshatter]

How did I miss this until now lol. So funny!

[@deeznutz4517]

They know he is Mr. Wick

[@ed4544]

Why is Keanu Reeves Talking about himself in third person.

[@likehowdudehelp]

Good question

[@hhfbko]

Dividend yidk ft I ck I PJ viral

[@nikudawillowfrost]

The real question is, Why does his voice sound like someone just hit puberty and is taking in a deeper voice, some how the squeaking stop so he just stayed like that.

[@cam_sus]

@@nikudawillowfrost Got ass burned just by that really mate? You do know there is people with voice so fucking boring they can even shout without making everyone laugh their asses of. And this is the case.

[@gsdfasdf8747]

Elmo also its not a fact that he does that

[@WizardfromGlashnok]

Why is Keanu Reeves holding a cardboard cutout of Keanu Reeves

[@Sketchy_Dood]

Mr Strokey Keanu Reeves form of the snakes sneaky box

[@AquaDavie]

Upon reading this comment I suddenly got a craving for a baked potato with salt, butter, and shredded cheese.

[@kayotechno]

@@AquaDavie what

[@kingcalibur413]

Aqua Davie Good. Go eat one, brother.

[@AquaDavie]

Jackson Kingwell I don’t got any I’m at my dads house. My mom has them all

[@rozsheehy6146]

You made this funny! Your dogs are too cute! 😂

[@joe._.napolitano5]

This was the first time I ever saw critical. Thank you KZbin for this gift

[@walter2871]

Why tf is Keanu Reeves holding a cutout of MoistCritical

[@Bruhface0019]

Lmao

[@griffincrump5077]

Good one

[@godawful5600]

hi Walt

[@walter2871]

jop Jesse we need to fast

[@val4128]

why did you poison a child mr white

[@TheCoolj1212]

“With a hint of the rock” Is he trying to say he’s balding?

[@zeroaym]

TheCoolj1212 dude is it not obvious he’s fucking jacked

[@fantasyphilosophy3261]

its the height

[@izayaaa]

Similar testosterone levels

[@SvenS2]

@Johannes lmao

[@-WhoAsked]

alex r\whoooooooooooosh

[@Aswodel]

you wonder why they are scared, meanwhile you move Keanu through the house without them knowing lol

[@kaylaruth599]

Idk why this made me laugh so hard but especially the door thing when he scared himself was just amazing

[@aryataigan5284]

Petition for Keanu Reeves to come to your house and meet dogs.

[@jean-lucpicard3012]

I support this petition

[@realaliborne1]

One signature your way.

[@beetlecum237]

Arya Taigan start it, ill sign it

[@SON_OF_LOU]

Breathtaking

[@djknat]

That's the only way to know for sure.

[@MacCoalieCoalson]

"I do not like this cutout Charlie, it's smug aura mocks me."

[@thewolfin]

it's its

[@ColdHeadishy]

Wolfin it's tits

[@Gen_Warlock]

God what a show

[@sevenaries]

Imagine you're a dog and your owner just sets up a horror movie for you

[@themarshmellow4630]

I love how even dogs are horrified by the uncanny valley, it really shows that they’ve learned what a human is after being by their side for hundreds of years

[@gabdoeseverything]

Tittle: *My dogs hate Keanu Reeves* Me: Wait, that's illegal

[@cheshire1857]

Tittle

[@austrinivanderfanly745]

RITTLE TITTLE FITTLE TITTLE

[@ariadnegmusdaedaloximo708]

Tittle? You mean this : “•" I

[@Ozzyboy99]

Fantastic Lunar put them down

[@taralicious71762]

T i t t l e

[@adriangomez6826]

You ever notice how there’s no pictures of Keanu reeves and Charlie In the same room together?

[@monke980]

Who the hell is Charlie all I see is Keanu and his genetically engineered clone

[@anthonyfeng3549]

Coincidence? I think not!

[@baohnocketti3991]

The funny part is that there are lmao

[@moderncrusader1150]

cue X-files theme

[@seb9425]

Coincidence I think not !

[@LAKD]

One of the few rare videos where the comments are as good as the video itself

[@alleniverson397]

I like this

[@KevinLopez-fm9kz]

Alternative title: charlie terrorizing dogs with Keanu reeves

[@LouKeemia]

It's cool to see Keanu Reeves got a life size cutout of Cr1tikal but I think they got the hight wrong.

[@trustcook7776]

C M height

[@bigboi3604]

DailyDabs TV shut up

[@nunyabizness6376]

Well played

[@trailmix2062]

C M Height

[@trailmix2062]

C M height

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

The people who are new to this channel are probably wondering why Keanu Reeves is speaking in 3rd person

[@Airman56]

You r actually everywhere tell us your secret! I see you on every single video. Like literally every single one.

[@vindicatelol]

@@Airman56 no life

[@jaredsdad8361]

@@vindicatelol what else is a guy with no mustache gonna do?

[@iTotalityXyZ]

@@Airman56 plot twist: hundreds of other people share the account and comment freely on various videos.

[@hollownite6859]

@@vindicatelol the fact that you care if he doesnt have a life is hypocritical

[@chugatron]

“I’m like at least 2x as smart as a dog”

[@CrystalMouse1]

Omg I laughed harder with each progression of your experiment 😆 I have cystitis so I’m glad I pissed before this video

[@sefatsilverlake3816]

They know the moment they become John Wick's dog they'll die.

[@LuckyDucky1122]

Sefat Silverlake lmao

[@raine8015]

Stolen comment

[@korfinder3342]

@@raine8015 brah who ASKED

[@korfinder3342]

@@ziggy9219 brah who ASKED you (go back to fortnite kid)

[@korfinder3342]

@That Toast welp its true fortnite is trash (you're making it sound like you actually like fortnite)

[@ricoco7891]

Dogs Therapist: "Keanu Reeves isn't real, he can't hurt you" Critikal:

[@VOLAIRE]

The need therapy for the rest of their lives...

[@coffin7904]

This is so unfunny it hurts, fuck

[@TDot-mq3fn]

Dog therapist: your breathtaking

[@niggaretardd2292]

i did not laugh

[@NomTheDom]

@@coffin7904 You're expecting people who enjoy meme formats made for reddit and shit to be funny, that was your first mistake

[@g_ant343]

“I’m like, at least twice as smart as a dog” -Charlie

[@luigi7834]

These are exactly the type of dogs I thought he would own. Like they kinda match his vibe

[@hannahs3690]

obviously your dogs are just nervous around the supreme alpha male. that's normal

[@coogano]

supreme alpha female you mean?

[@Dr.HooWho]

@@coogano um no

[@bananagod7964]

@@coogano do you know Yuri?

[@bananagod7964]

Because Yuri-tarded

[@birbotheturbo1997]

Coog what do you mean?

[@svx4401]

Why did we gloss over the part where his parents gifted him the Keanu Reeves cutout...

[@abhijaik70]

Yeah true dat

[@hmm6698]

A true present.....

[@kimbaldun]

Probably because they watch john wick

[@artemiohernandez8232]

We’re glossing over all this lmao

[@jaxonarnold8039]

I think it's more outrageous that we glossed over the fact that his parents had a wax figure of Humphrey Bogart

[@fritzdecat]

They're so precious.

[@justsomeguygrowingabeard5897]

Keanu reeves: Watches us Feeds us makes us feel special Makes us feel safe Loves us.

[@WayneAmbert-sk2dr]

I think they’re afraid because the cutout doesn’t compute...it looks like a human being, but doesn’t smell like or move like one...they’re freaked out!

[@queenofmemes2859]

Exactly what I was gonna say They don't understand what pictures are lol

[@rougezeus2154]

No shit sherlock

[@lukabogdanovic4658]

@@rougezeus2154 ok dr. Votson

[@moe884]

rouge zeus fuck you watson

[@minar7555]

@@moe884 thats what sherlock would do anyway

[@King-lz5ij]

Charlie: Im starting to look like John Wick His dogs: say sike right now

[@CreatorsHubCreates]

King Konnor Nice.

[@VeryTallFella]

King Konnor if Keanu Reeves had swagger souls voice it would be this guy

[@billbill6094]

They know dogs hanging around Keanu Reeves has historically not gone well.

[@Lizzifer7]

i need to stop drinking liquids while watching your videos dude, your dry humour keeps making me choke XD Thank you!

[@confusedman5249]

They're just scared that they had to deal with another charlie.

[@Marcos_P_F]

Nice.

[@voidc4]

Nice.

[@adamkricha2902]

He legit puts the cut out there while they peeing, if i saw a stranger looking at me while i pee i would freak the fuck out too

[@lukeWiz44]

Nice. Way to steal someone else's comment.

[@blazex2139]

Tau Lvk I only liked because I would be the 500th like

[@sheymartin2107]

Its because every dog associated with Keanu Reeves ends up dying :/

[@JeithKarrett]

bruh

[@hoytsigman5435]

Oh shit

[@cr1spyb3ar75]

😬

[@deacon238]

Shey Martin Stolen comment

[@fierysmile2929]

Not every dog. There is that one dog...

[@bradyerickson6435]

tape it to your sealing, so when you wake up Keanu Reaves will be staring at you creepily.

[@duruldavrasl5748]

"I'm like at least twice as smart as a dog."