my dwarves are hopeless without me (Dwarf Fortress)

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hoodie hair

hoodie hair

Күн бұрын

This is what happens when you leave your dwarves in charge.
/ hoodiehair

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@do0myk
@do0myk 9 ай бұрын
I keep telling people that the endless spawn of cavern invaders kills the game and the people who only played df before v.50 keep telling me that its pathfinding, temperature and so on instead.
@zacaritest
@zacaritest 9 ай бұрын
The worst thing is that old players immediately discard any type of opinion of change that comes from new players. Most of the time, if you tell them that something shouldn't be like that, they usually don't even finish reading your comment.
@iansox5720
@iansox5720 8 ай бұрын
if you do not patrol down there eventually, you will have a heck of a time dealing with the buildup. My militia is vs the vermintide
@SamuelCatsy
@SamuelCatsy 9 ай бұрын
The footage made me realize DF Sometimes ends up looking like a Splatoon match of puke vs blood
@Orelldo
@Orelldo 9 ай бұрын
Gotta say, these slow deaths by your absence were way worse than the other destructions of a fortress. Probably all the bodies piling up in the tavern xD
@jessicakaras8345
@jessicakaras8345 9 ай бұрын
It would be interesting to see what would happen if you sealed the gates and build excess graves. Would a fortress designed to be neglected last longer?
@hoodiehair
@hoodiehair 9 ай бұрын
yeah I definitely want to try that out at some point to see how long I could force a fortress to last!
@andrebenoit404
@andrebenoit404 9 ай бұрын
​@@hoodiehairmight need some repeat indefinitely orders on food and drink to avoid a manager dying affecting the supply haha
@tiagogarcia4900
@tiagogarcia4900 9 ай бұрын
4:35 F in the chat for the thriving Olmmen civilization. Gone but not forgotten.
@KennKuun
@KennKuun 9 ай бұрын
I love the idea of dwarves having the reflexes of a drunk whenever they're sober.
@Aiaibori1
@Aiaibori1 9 ай бұрын
"and so I had to wipe-out the self-sufficient Olmmen civilization to keep my dwarf's slow disaster chugging along" - absolute gold
@GconduitYTubeAccount
@GconduitYTubeAccount 9 ай бұрын
What about walling in an undead / were manager so that it can't be fought and can't leave so the fort will never end?
@AsiniusNaso
@AsiniusNaso 9 ай бұрын
A sealed fortress with proper orders in place can chug along for decades without problems. The trick is balancing farms and production with food/drink/clothing needs. Then your big problem is uncompleted strange moods and possible tantrum spirals.
@Corner5tone
@Corner5tone 9 ай бұрын
"Maybe they're just doing my job better than me." LOL!
@ulflonegren4870
@ulflonegren4870 9 ай бұрын
It seems clear that most dwarf fortresses won’t survive on their own without your intervention… And that in itself sounds like a fun challenge for a future fortress/video. Can you create a fortress that you can eventually leave to run on its own and sustain itself, thanks for strategic planning and setup? Or is it truly not possible? Success or failure, I’d watch that video :)
@mayanightstar
@mayanightstar 9 ай бұрын
I just recently started getting into DF and the idea of setting up a fortress to be as autonomous as possible and then letting it go until all the dominoes fall over is actually one thing that really appeals to me. I'll be doing my own version of these experiments soon.
@thefirehawk8520
@thefirehawk8520 9 ай бұрын
I wonder how long the waterdrinkers would have been able to hold on if the bridge was closed and the goblins wouldn't have been able to get in
@GroockG
@GroockG 9 ай бұрын
It feels good to know that my work as overlord is actually meaningful
@silverfox8615
@silverfox8615 9 ай бұрын
I, too, suffer long-term sobriety!
@ppultra8554
@ppultra8554 9 ай бұрын
today is Sunday which means pp ultra gets to watch a hoodie hair video. It is his favorite activity.
@HansLemurson
@HansLemurson 9 ай бұрын
This video made me feel the call of the mists...
@Cpneuma
@Cpneuma 9 ай бұрын
morning has been blessed
@seventeenwojaks1443
@seventeenwojaks1443 9 ай бұрын
Not sure if you've been wondering why your views are (generally) going down ,but I REALLY like your content, that being said, KZbin simply doesn't recommend it to me. It's kind of sad seeing KZbin suppress a small creator. peace.
@PureStealth
@PureStealth 9 ай бұрын
Dehydration and ghosts? That's not what I expected lol
@coyohti
@coyohti 9 ай бұрын
All of these sound like perfect plots for an HBO series.
@Cleaverbomb
@Cleaverbomb 9 ай бұрын
Always when the manager goes down is the downfall for me ~~
@elliottprehn6342
@elliottprehn6342 2 ай бұрын
Olm society will never recover from this
@L.L.Zamenhof
@L.L.Zamenhof 8 ай бұрын
Man that’s true
@Graknorke
@Graknorke 9 ай бұрын
So lesson learned: don't be sober
@tomorbataar5922
@tomorbataar5922 2 ай бұрын
Imagine some god wiping out Earth because our numbers were so large it was lagging reality and he wanted to watch some civilization elsewere fail uninterrupted.
@ArgzeroYT
@ArgzeroYT 2 ай бұрын
Is there a camera mod for Dwarf Fortress? How do you keep track with recordings of all of them in so much detail?
@spaghettiman5423
@spaghettiman5423 9 ай бұрын
I'm kind of disappointed you didn't show us the old man cave
@harry23612
@harry23612 9 ай бұрын
How many hours have you got in DF?
@hoodiehair
@hoodiehair 9 ай бұрын
I have around 550 in the steam version but I played classic for years so I don't have an exact number
@crushilana
@crushilana 9 ай бұрын
Is this what happens when you retire the fortress?
@Kyrkby
@Kyrkby 9 ай бұрын
This has to be some abuser's tactic of a video to justify all the warcrimes; "LOOK AT HOW HOPELESS YOU ARE WITHOUT ME, YOU NEED ME."
@Orelldo
@Orelldo 9 ай бұрын
My first time ever being first? :D
@Faehen
@Faehen 9 ай бұрын
no
@Orelldo
@Orelldo 9 ай бұрын
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