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[@msdevhead]

He actually played this out very smartly. If he hadn't done it the way he did she would have taken him to the cleaners and lose his daughter

[@thatkc2023]

True

[@stadot1427]

Yeah, my issue with any criticism of the timing is that even with so much preparation, it seems like the dad had a really, really, really rough time. I'd say a week of intelligence gathering would be worth it.

[@benjaminneal8050]

Not only that V needs a anti-harassment order but also a restraining order also wouldn't a bounty hunter be taking V.

[@thegoldwatcher9827]

Did you realized V is the cheating woman ?

[@benjaminneal8050]

@@thegoldwatcher9827 Yes.

[@thegoldwatcher9827]

@@benjaminneal8050 i Hope i misunderstood your comment or else it mean you're entitled

[@benjaminneal8050]

@@thegoldwatcher9827 I mean to be fair V the ex-wife has an anti-harrassment order placed against her since she never showed up for the court trials and she tried to get her ex-husband in trouble a lot so ya!

[@thegoldwatcher9827]

@@benjaminneal8050 ahh ok i misunderstood I tought you said she was right (bruh)

[@fastertrackcreative]

That 'Voldemort' saga was a serious battle of wills. Obviously OP is not the jerk.

[@clairesleptinagain]

The fact that the judge thought that both sides had issues in the v incident is astonishing. Like that man has clearly done nothing wrong other than the questionable glitterbomb. But everything else? God I wish all bad things happen to that V woman.

[@paulman34340]

But yeah V isn't going to have things go well for her! After her actions, I'd be surprised if she has ANY friends around her! And a person who starts a relationship KNOWINGLY with a taken individual. Becoming a WILLING Affair Partner is NOT a person of good character! It won't last, and even if Mr. California wants to be an "honest man" thinking he's better then OP. She'll simply cheat on him as what I said about WILLING Cheaters applies to the "Taken individual doing the affair" and she's shown how "not right in the head" that she is and is a chronic instigator and liar! So he's in for a world of HURT if she turns on HIM one day! Either way when she moves, she'll be LONG FAR from anyone she knows, so she'll have to start over (not that she wouldn't have to anyway as I'm sure there are ALOT of "friends" of hers that became EX friends after this shitshow)

[@TheLikenessOfNormal]

My issue is that even the glitterbomb thing... He never sent one to her, he just reposted some stupid gag gift he saw that was funny and circulated online. I know like 100 people that all shared that glitterbomb site. It was so popular it had to shut down XD

[@genesmith4386]

How would you know that he never did anything wrong? Narcissists also makes the other person sound like a Narcissists.

[@Luminous_Tater]

I THOUGHT THE SAME, he clearly had alibis and evidence with 99.9% of her claims being false. The only thing I can think of is the judge is annoyed and feels like her time was wasted so instead of giving full justice she just took it out on both parties.

[@olstar18]

@@genesmith4386 Because he won the case. Like he said fathers are second class citizens in family court. The fact that he got full custody says a lot about her. That hardly ever happens outside of cases where the mother for one reason or another didn't want custody. Its an uphill battle to get shared custody and even then the father is usually hanging on by a thread.

[@QuickManEXE]

Stories like this are why you should both record everything and just stay single.

[@Azulakayes]

I am a mom of 3 boys...this is what I fear for my sons, that some unhinged woman would do this to them. Then again Amber Heard pooped on a bed so it is quiet common.

[@hemanthpadiyan1135]

Yeah

[@pandamoon8067]

Depending on state because California have that kinda are deal do understand what you mean it’s crazy bout this kind of case

[@Aviation789]

No find the right person and not put yourself down because of the minority of crazy Karen’s. ❤

[@cryptixc2]

I am a therapist M20 and no one asked QuickManEXE for his opinion and I think she/he’s a retard

[@wiresculptor5951]

As someone who lives in Massachusetts i can confirm the court system is one sided bias the amount of evidence we needed to prove my little sisters mother was a horrible mother and an even worse person was mountainous. Nvm the amount of women ive dated who are more then happy to lie about false accusations and purposely trying to destroy innocent mens lives and the court just helps them do so

[@black-wizard-zeref]

It’s why I’m glad I’m not their also surprised that men would live in such a place if it’s unfair on men I mean why hell stay their when leaving they should state why lol see how government over their see the population their falls

[@josephbertinotjr9567]

I feel bad for you man 😢

[@LawrenceBlade]

I am also from mass and I was about to make the same comment its sad

[@ThatKrazyLunatic]

@@black-wizard-zerefcuz it’s probably hard to move

[@voltron8375]

Also from MA. Can confirm

[@dajanadrobac7548]

This woman...not only did she cheat but she tried and spent her time trying to destroy this man's life....what a dumb person can she actually be?

[@Azulakayes]

There are vindictive people like that. They have the time and energy to be such bi**hes.

[@girl1213]

When someone is not a graceful loser, then they'll do anything to secure even the filmiest and stupidest of victories. All this was just a way to satisfy her own ego, especially with the incident with the phone theft attempt.

[@thahirshibu5042]

And used the kid as a verbal punching bag

[@nameless......................]

@ALFSNowFockOffLmao shall i transmute uneven amounts of memes into her? uneven transmuting is very dangerous

[@shadow-dragon-queen2830]

The moral compass of V is so broken that the moral arrow is always pointing south.

[@thedevilsadvocate788]

Funny thing is my ex tried a few things like that, but she ended up doing some time because falsely reporting a crime when you know for a fact that no crime was being committed is a felony. I had to go back to her place to move my stuff from her place to my new apartment. I had a camera on me and I loudly announced it when I came in that I was recording the event. Still, she claimed that I stole from her. She also claimed I attacked her boyfriend and her. Then claimed I went back to vandalize her home, that she saw and interacted with me. At the time of that event, I was on a plane. Now I'm just laughing my ass off from the other side of the bars.

[@TheHouseDeMouse]

Holy shit

[@HalfwayAgain]

True that

[@wizardswarrior]

The fact that Sam does a double take is funny to me like “wait i don’t have to take 5 minutes just to prove I’m right on something, thank god”

[@africklefrackingperson7496]

Ya see in situations like these the man is more often than not completely ignored or considered a monster. If that guy didn’t gather enough evidence he would’ve been on the streets with nobody willing to hire him.

[@kpbennett7743]

I have 2nd hand experience of some of these things. My friend found out his gf was gonna cheat, and he instead waited for it to happen, then left. He explained it as ghosting a cheater, which made sense to me. Also, I work in a court house. All I really do is sort files, which means I can see brief summaries of who is being charged with what (I work with the criminal files). I've also had to substitute for a clerk on 2 occasions, and there was one time where a woman was filing harrassment reports that were somewhere between lies and nonsense to get her former partner to lose custody of their 4 year old son. Luckily the judge knew it was nonsense from the beginning.

[@lifeiscats1337]

That’s lucky. The judge is smart

[@PyxoYT]

i would have died of laughter if it said "the next day i showed up to Vs apartment and went on a rampage with a bb gun"

[@markedwards3647]

When an ex tries to frame you, wait a year, She has definitely acquired enough enemies so you will be buried in the background of individuals who want her dead. Just be careful, and use an untraceable method, and if you can, have evidence that you ere elsewhere.

[@pricklyboyangel7903]

I love that voice you make for cops and Karens it's just so dam funny lol

[@lithara5302]

No way is he the jerk. As for the second part her saying, "why are you taking my stuff?" Was a clear indicator that she was planning on setting him up as a thief and had a "witness" on the phone but by calling the police she messed it up. I also suspected as soon as she put stuff out that belonged to the daughter she would have some of her own items in there, unfortunately for her the officer knew they had not touched those items and he was the one to notice the phone. He should have brought his phone with the messages giving him proof to come inside to the judge though. As much as they hate disrespect in their court room I would still be extra careful and bring that evidence but luckily the judge rememberd his ex wife constantly ignoring court dates. I am surprised she didn't have a warrant out for her unless it was because she was the accuser.

[@aceash5.065]

I know this is pretty serious but I was really halarious when you said you named her Voldemort 😂

[@manjum3633]

“If your chromosomes don’t match, you are a second class citizen when it comes to parental rights.” - Words of a wise man that summarize literally every custody battle.

[@WasephWastar]

why would the police want him to open the box if they think there's a bomb in it? I would have refused, for security reason. you don't know what that woman could do

[@royal-wolf]

I love that Sam was made into a stoner lol

[@tiredmrp]

Gotta say i love the voices this guy uses. The one for officer Johnson sounds like Cleveland Brown and I'm here for it.

[@lordprimez]

This Narrator is a Gigachad, I only watch videos narrated by him. No wonder he gets the best stories 💖

[@viethivo2621]

Joke:what do you call a bee that is from America ? USB

[@TheDarkLink7]

Okay thats clever

[@WasephWastar]

what comes before USB? USA

[@TheDarkLink7]

@@WasephWastar what isn't the best? USD

[@uHasioorr]

OP's not a jerk, he just wanted to brag how his ex-wife played herself.

[@bazookaward3859]

Think about this, He did all the precaution and was still about to loose the case. That is how awful the USA court system when it comes to men.

[@ileee1]

that woman should be charged on so many accounts...

[@lauramiller7690]

Absolutely not a jerk after all she put you through and as far as the poster wondering why you would live through that just to get some private eye photos Etc evidence is everything when it comes to court I think he did the absolute right thing and bring your friend with you in the end was a stroke of Genius after all she done you'd be a fool to be left alone with her and it was a Act of God that the cops seen the phone sounds like your daughter's better off with you that she won't learn her mother's evil tricks I'm glad you got custody and I'm glad things worked out in your favor

[@marygambrell6411]

It was very obvious why he capped the police. Sometimes it’s better to be safe then sorry and she tried everything to get him in trouble. When you’re dealing with people like that it doesn’t matter if they lost what matters is that they get back at you.

[@Juneismii]

Almost at 1mil! Been watching for years, so happy for you!

[@kandi32]

I love the cop for the joke when the BB gun was talked about

[@miciogattomatto]

time to tell the officier "well, let's hope the next time we see it's not on duty"

[@dbbros393]

Mark Rober be like

[@jamesboard9213]

That's what I was thinking the same 🤣

[@Starxbatz]

True true

[@hemms]

I love how much good material this channel provides me when I need to respond to "why are you single?"

[@JadeCaro]

I think the OP might've waited for the ex to actually cheat on him with Paul1 before leaving her because he still had hopes that she wouldn't go through with it and maybe the relationship wouldn't end. Nowhere does it say that he already knew by then that she had already been cheating on him for 6 years prior to that one time. Plus, not everyone can be as decisive as to immediately end a 15 year marriage the moment they find an intention to cheat from their partner's side. Many people would hold on to the hope that their spouse wouldn't go through with it and try to patch things up if they don't.

[@kontomble]

I 100% would have called the cops to warn before going over. Don’t give a damn about her permission. Everyone knows she will try something. Better to be safe honestly

[@frostbittenkiss9316]

Unfortunately depending on the state you live in divorce can be very tricky just like child custody. In one state once you divorce that’s it, in another one party may be required to pay a certain amount to the other for the rest of their life or just a certain amount of time. Depending if there’s a prenup or any other agreements made for if a divorce is needed due to cheating you may need a certain amount of proof to be able to leave without having to deal with what’s written in the prenup. Long story short it will always be best to have as much evidence as possible

[@Yourmom-cy5yv]

This, in cali the court almost sent me back with my drug addict abusive mother who fed me cold food and was so high i missed school. Meanwhile my dad had a job, had a place to stay, even took parenting classes etc. if my mother had sobered up and went to court he would have lost. Luckily he got custody but the fact fhey pained him in the wrong bugs me to this day

[@NishUori-n5c]

Bro is not playing the Sonic Prime Dash on Netflix lol😂😂😂😂😂

[@14fu19]

You aren't allowed to bring in your phone so you'd have to print off the pictures. That is one thing that is a little hard to do on some phones

[@corntrooper8881]

In court, a shred of related evidence, no matter how small, can mean the difference between winning and losing the case

[@Ollie.C]

"its short for Voldemort" this name Voldemort is acually fitting for this women (this was my favorite part cause my friend used called her crush now girlfriend "The one who should not be named" and well im the big Harry Potter fan made her the nickname Voldemort but she is the complete opposite of Voldemort)

[@tkiesailastname4656]

He's getting so good at using other voices besides angery Karen.

[@zacharydarden2809]

The “V for Voldemort” caught me off guard💀

[@PalmTree2579]

That officer is the best

[@lildemonchan7690]

I call the person who once led me on and then dropped the bomb that he had moved on from me on my birthday “Voldemort” too. 😂 After all, he was “you know who.”

[@Kris_is_cool]

Me after the first story : really , and some people actually think men are idiots and pigs

[@moisesgarcia960]

For the last one I would have tried recording everything when going to get the daughters stuff because the ex seems crazy enough to try something and having some objective evidence of what actually happened would crush any chances she could of doing so

[@paulineyt1933]

scp-2521 when he hears "she who shall not be named": Guess we have something in similarity huh?

[@crimsonvoid1595]

For Story #1: I refer to my Ex Girlfriend as She Who Shall Not be named and my friends who knew her and I all have a laugh about that.

[@jacobrumpelstilskin4534]

It’s clear that V is in need of a pink padded room as well as a pink padded jacket with straps that can be tied in a pretty bow at the back.

[@Bottywatt]

I love the first story because my friend had a breakup and we nicknamed his ex the two same exact nicknames

[@bombdotcom2168]

The ex wife in this situation reminds me so much of my own mom from the cheating to the purposeful legal issues

[@animationlivegerman5989]

So if anyone is ever in a situation like this, and by that I mean after the break-up, do exactly what he did, he was overall very smart to cover his ass with comunication-trails and police-officers.

[@garethscott418]

I hate when people don't believe me when I'm honest about something. It's agonizing. Growing up I was a liar if I lied and a liar if I was truthful, sk I was ultimately honest as a kid because it was always the same result. The amount of trouble I got in for things I've never done or been involved with is astonishing, so this story is upsetting to me.

[@italex827]

This guy played every card he had perfectly. This guy got out of a very precarious situation in a place where laws heavily favor women who can play the victim. One wrong move, and V would have taken everything from OP.

[@SIEGESLAYER69]

Officer Johnson sounds like a distressed Cleveland Brown.

[@AngelusNielson]

not the jerk, handled this legally and in the best way possible.

[@darklightmagus1222]

First off the OP did need for V to actually cheat on him. He repeatedly stated that being a man in Massachusetts is already a disadvantage in court. He needs to stack plenty of evidence just so he doesn't lose everything to V. Second, the first court hearing with V and him was to extend the protection order or gwt it dismissed. He had the texts saved for the custody hearing. I'm sure with all the stress he was going through it slipped his mind that the texts would come up as they were two parts of a whopping nineteen incident reports that V made against him.

[@marcuskozy699]

cop: I'm pretty sure you won't go on a rampage with a bb gun him: the next day I killed my family with a bb gun

[@FoxerZ]

14:05 Bro just described my house down to a dime. Not quite as dirty as described in the video, but we travel a lot and are rarely home as it is so its just easier to leave some stuff out. But the exposed beams, the open living room, the balcony, literally all of that describes my home...

[@aidenductions4178]

Glitter bomb story: mark rober just standing in the corner

[@pieterhofkens7259]

What a good cop

[@redskittle9985]

Lol at the first story! I call my sister she who shall not be named too. 😂

[@suavebutler2860]

Hes legally ntah, hes morally ntah

[@Regimentblade]

The intuition of calling the cops I think comes from just knowing your law enforcement well enough to know if it's a good call or not. I would've thought to call someone too, given the nature of the situation and all possible outcomes plus given V's history, it only makes sense.

[@abyangamingxbox6785]

"Getting Mark Rober Vibes for the first story..."

[@jiraiyap3668]

Perfect execution

[@klips106]

The thing about V’s deleting texts is true, now.

[@LEMEN123_]

I don’t even know how he would be a jerk he didn’t technically say anything wrong or untrue he just didn’t think through it good enough. I do like how he called her V for Voldemort, she probably looks like him too. 😂

[@-cory-6006]

BRO I LOVE THE VOLDEMORT REFERENCES

[@jay-annandales3244]

In the first story I can explain a narcissist can't be a sociopath but a sociopath can ve a Narcissist 😅😅

[@tizlercraft3341]

The voice for Sam was 100/10

[@nathanalzheng3487]

I feel like I heard that first before on a previous post, except it didn’t go further than “divorce”.

[@Kirby.sonk3]

Him: talking Me: watching the sonic dash game play

[@ninja_turtle_obsession]

watched one short and then watched this whole thing lol

[@LunaP1]

I heard this story before. V is batshit insane.

[@rossdaniels3519]

Why not stop a cheater from cheating? Because why stop them from digging their own hole deeper? Let them do what they're going to do and DOCUMENT EVERYTHING!

[@foodieyumiko5593]

This woman was RELENTLESS!

[@enderblue3951]

Bro part 2 that cop was an absolute goat he was so good man probs to him

[@MachoMan1123]

This sonic dash gameplay goes hard

[@tjandersonn8492]

Wooooow I thought my narc was bad… 😅 glad you got away and don’t turn down therapy… it helps a lot to validate your life with her.

[@quentinbonafede434]

Holy shit that guy is smart. That's... some super spy shit man. Like a novel could be made about that, and that novel should become a movie, that is later turned into a series by Netflix

[@brunothebat4122]

I was going to say yes initially, but darn, it added more fuel to the fire, she was no doubt at fault, and he was not only not a jerk, but actually did everything right the way he was supposed to, other than forgetting to bring evidence. If he brought evidence, then it wouldn't be a "he said, she said" situation.

[@Ohidoz]

bro summoned an entire fandom with ''V''

[@ivanangeli]

12:53 to tis point, he is not a jerk, he is amazing :) I love it how he defended, without causing harm to her :)

[@Itz_Ewwajsj]

500k brows and only 57 likes??? This if a great video 😂😂 needs more likes

[@shadowfan115]

Ok so amithejerk the reason why he stayed with her is the fact that he needed hard evidence to be able to get out of the relationship so he had to stick it out until he had that evidence

[@Sevness]

When it comes to custody battles, having evidence, proof, of infidelity, matters a lot. It can keep someone from having to pay alimony for example, or get them out of child support in some cases, as well as can nullify divorce settlements like splitting things 50/50. It's better to keep a level head, get proof, more so in a state where things are a lot harder on a man than a woman (which is most every state), and present it and all the evidence collected for your own case. Plus seeming level headed and patient and calm, not angry and lashing out like most would be, looks better in a court of law. Sometimes, it's not needed, was wasted time and effort, but vast majority of the time, it's better to have that all over not having it when it comes time to go to court. As for WHY he didn't bring any of that to court, the hearing was for a matter of renewing the order against him or not. Sure, he should have had them handy, print outs or on his phone to show the judge. But the ace in the hole was the anti-harassment order filed against the ex-wife, so that is where he was hedging his bets on. After all, OP isn't a lawyer so probably didn't think to have the documentation handy.

[@wendyvermette9095]

She sounds just like my ex-husband. He's a sociopathic narcissist, adulterer. wife beater, and child beater. He was also a police officer when this was going on. I'm very sorry you and your daughter had to go through that. You definitely are not the jerk and I epuod love to shake your hand and congratulate you.

[@wilfredkoscielniak7742]

Depending on the state if you have proof of infidelity you don't have to split assets when divorced

[@blueflameknight3427]

Lawyer insurance needs to be a thing

[@smoothhandsjimmy]

I want my life book read by you lol

[@mootdoof1326]

life 360 is so good

[@AIR_Company]

I bet she planted the phone in the basket so they get arrested.

[@Henry_The_Stick]

Why does the police officer in the final story sound like Cleveland Brown-

[@enclavegeneral2077]

The first guy is a true trooper

[@ruwithlee1970]

Moral of the story is stay single! 😅😅

[@phonethrbbounru3849]

So good👍👍👍 stories

[@BigJohn42069]

The cop sounds like cleveland brown

[@mericanadian101]

I can hear his voice echoing throughout the room he's in

[@j-9987]

Ah the good ol' glitter bomb

[@campfireguy7496]

Good Vid :D!