Karen STEALS my Cooking Supplies cuz her Son wants to "PLAY WITH THEM" - Reddit Podcast

😈 NEXT STORY - • Am I the Jerk?
Am I the Genius? 🧠 - www.youtube.com/@amithegenius...
🟢 Am I the Jerk PODCAST on Spotify - open.spotify.com/show/0uEkxvR...
👉submit your stories + ig - amithejerk.com -----
podcast reddit, reddit storytime reddit top posts r/confession r/entitledparents r/tifu r/prorevenge r/maliciouscompliance r/choosingbeggers r/entitledpeople r/IDOWorkHereLady r/Idontworkherelady r/personalfinance r/AmITheA**hole r/AITA
-----
👉easymode - vibey music for chillin (Cream of the Stream) - open.spotify.com/artist/28q83...
👉 SUBMIT YOUR OWN STORIES HERE ▶ amithejerk.com/submit
👉 SUBMIT YOUR OWN STORIES HERE ▶ amithejerk.com/submit
👉 SUBMIT YOUR OWN STORIES HERE ▶ amithejerk.com/submit

[@william5666]

The new voice actor has a good entitled mother voice

[@NWquadriders]

I'm not a fan of the new guy. Will probably unsubscribe if he's the new voice for this channel. I couldn't listen for more than 2 mins.

[@Lola-69]

@@NWquadriders same

[@princessacsbaestlady7996]

@@NWquadriders omg yes I only watch when the main guy is on I can't take his voice

[@belindahocking8399]

Why does it sound like the guy is a computer voice and it just sound rushed if this guy continued I will not watch this channel anymore it just two annoying

[@Zynexem]

Man people are complaining about voices now 😐

[@NessieNice]

Karen: "Who are you?!" OP: "Bruce Lee." I'm taking note of that one

[@Jihaan-hu5bm]

Fr

[@FlameXBurns]

I just love when the Karen says the classic “I want the manager!”

[@stanloonatunes6093]

i genuinely thought there'd be a line when Karen thinks it is actually dangerous. But no, she doesn't care about the fact that her kid may actually get injured by OP's knives and tries to make OP to let her kid play with his knives

[@Hoodieguy_666]

True facts right there.

[@RealPlushWorld]

I got a feeling this was on purpose, normally she would've said no, but she wants a reason to sue OP so she tried to have her kid cut himself by playing with op's knife

[@RylenFrench-sb9sb]

​@RealPlushWorld that's actually a good theory

[@sugary14]

‘she made a sound reminiscent of a strangled cat’ LMAO I’M DEAD-

[@michaellatten1958]

SAME!!

[@ThatSocialKid]

“Man Im Dead” 💀

[@AshGaming6420]

I died when I heard that mainly because I have 2 cats 🙃

[@antiker_Lucifer]

Like the non-existing cat in the sound?

[@Tubb2581]

I'm loving the new guys Karen/Drag queen voice

[@Jayjay-ic3wn]

I like how the AITJ crew has grown so much by 3 ppl

[@Gamebro3844]

10:23 - Korin from Dragon Ball wants to speak to your manager. BTW, welcome to the AITJ channel, new narrator! I like the thoughts you give at the end of each story submission. ...and I also love that your Karen voice sounds like Korin from Dragon Ball. :P

[@andrewwatkins4852]

Karen learned a lesson never mess with a pro chef and never play with sharp objects

[@davidatherton1772]

Karens NEVER learn their lesson. I'll say again... it's some form of a dangerous autism

[@gidgemo1869]

The anti-smoker issue: I’ve experienced that at least 10 times and I’m no longer young. It is mostly older men, but Karens make themselves known all too often as well. OP wasn’t the jerk - she was rather polite TBH. We are addicts, not idiots. Comments aren’t needed nor are they appreciated. When smoking becomes illegal, or if we’re caught smoking somewhere that is illegal, fine. Go ahead and call us out. Until then, be aware that if someone tries to “helpfully” point out my addiction is bad for me, I’ll tell them that their attitude spreads more filth than my addiction does. F them all.

[@woodywoods4288]

I love this dudes Karen voice 😂

[@_Abnormality_bugs_]

👁️👄👁️ that's dangerous for a kid

[@Enwixa]

EXACTLY

[@joshuawhite1831]

Sure is

[@admiralwastaken]

I disagree

[@TopyHet09]

This Karen is crazy

[@Ghost07583]

congrats on first place

[@Bronze_sushi]

“Aww! My child is becoming a psycho!” -the mom

[@TopazAnimations]

Tbh I really like the new voice actor for AITJ! I hope that the original would keep making videos along with the new guy!

[@Zynexem]

Same

[@AndyJade-df6dj]

She wanted her kid to play with knives? Oh God Almighty someone call cps on that mother.

[@rama30]

about the cigarettes - My friend worked as a delivery driver and was buying some. When he told the clerk what he wanted the 3,000 year old woman behind him said "You know those cause cancer" He replied "Yes ma'am but they prevent murder." making the customers behind her burst out laughing which offended her even more.🏴‍☠

[@karinwolf3645]

About the smoking woman... Older men sometimes want to "save" the damsel in distress. I call it "white knight syndrome". Also, unsolicited advice, while sometimes good advice, is seldom welcome. Doctors telling overweight people to lose weight is a big one. We fluffy people KNOW we are fat. We know we would be healthier if we lost weight. Harassment rarely works as an incentive. Smokers know they would be better off quitting, too. Being reminded of our " shortcomings " isn't helpful. 🤦🙄🤷

[@A-curious-reader]

Tbh I probably have that because I can’t bear standing by while someone gets bullied or something like that

[@jlight7398]

Love the new voice actor

[@tomadkins4438]

Love the names you give entitled people

[@andrewgarcia5546]

What kind of delusional parent stoops down low enough to let their kids play with such a sharp tool?? That is a complete and utter failure to parenting.

[@jasoncarpp7742]

She clearly doesn't care about the safety of her own child.

[@ElRodriPR]

11:27 that shit about the "the customer is always right" was in the late 90's ma'am so no, you aren't right 😂😂😂😂

[@iononcantomascrivo]

It's also only part of a phrase. The entire thing goes: “The customer is always right in matters of taste.” That means, if I worked at a boutique and this lady tried on a gaudy, ugly dress, then asked me if it looks good, I'm supposed to say yes because I want her purchase it and, naturally, because I want to make the commission. It doesn't mean that they are completely without fault and never wrong. That's it and that is all.

[@reddiamond6524]

I'm not a smoker, but if I was in that Op's situation back when I worked in retail, I would've said "Oh don't worry, I work in retail so I'm clearly not a human being. So I don't have to worry about lung disease."

[@mikehorrocks2909]

My response would have been, “who the heck do you think you are, interfering with MY choice of relaxation, hmn?”

[@NessieNice]

I'm not against my hubby smoking (he's a heavy smoker) but I definitely refuse him getting anyway near our baby while still smelled like it

[@user-eq7cu3yq8d]

Haha

[@Evil_Treefrog]

THE LAST STORY INFURIATES ME I WANT TO RIP MY HAIR OUT FROM HOW STUPID THE FRIENDS ARE

[@lyndawebster6840]

As soon as she asked this I would have got the police and ambulance as there could be major danger involved

[@bensgalley1368]

For story one. He says he had to deal with her again some weeks later I hope we get an update

[@kishaa819]

You guys are awesome, thank you for the stories! 🥰

[@lyssamalloy5162]

Story 1 .. i got a conclusion entitled mom and jr must working in a carnival as a pair .. mom is tied into a large spiniing wheel and kid is the knife thrower thatds why he wants to see OPs set 🤣🤣

[@BrockLaPlanthome]

i use these story's as pod casts love these

[@fakeduck4474]

The person in story 4 is so totally the jerk. Obviously if you stand around smoking bystanders are going to notice it, i doubt the guy was just "looking for a way to talk to a pretty young woman" And that he rather just didn't like people blowing cancer into bystanders lungs.

[@Jaw-el5ho]

Good job man keep up the work . 👍

[@pokebreederrichard1200]

The customer is always right in matter of taste. Meaning the employee can't judge a customer based on a purchase, the could order a Sunday with mustard onions and pickles on it and have every right to do so.

[@braxtongray915]

Entitled Medusa sounds like a smoker

[@finalfantasylord1]

Story 1: tools of trade can be expensive no matter what that lady was in the wrong for wanting to shortchange him and for wanting to allow her kid to play with KNIVES of all things not to mention her getting the manager to fire him because she was too stupid to pay attention to his different uniform. Story 2: so a party crasher who demanded vegan options thought the party was about the guests not the Guest of honor not to mention trying to pull the customer is always right card when they aren't shopping let alone the phone being any of her business. hope that guy wins custody if he ever hopes to break that bratty behavior, he'll need it. Story 3: Justified jerk know-it-alls are annoying especially when they're giving bad advice. Story 4: Honestly while i believe smoking should stop it was none of the old guy's business. Story 5: people need time to rest after surgery that includes talking, texting, and visits being off the table for a bit.

[@charlenevarada--Stargazer]

Every "karen" who says: "I want to see your manager!" I would counter with: "Can I see your manager?" 😊

[@QuickManEXE]

Story 1: As a fellow professional cook; dont ever EVER carry your personal knives with you outside of your home and/or work, especially if they are engraved. I also laughed so hard when she offered him $50. A lot of those good bags/cases are worth more then that. If a good cook/chef is telling you they spent a lot of money on a single knife, they are not kidding. Karen's dont seem to realize that cameras are everywhere nowadays. I cringed even more when she complained to the actual restaurant. Story 2: Entitled Medusa are Kraken are hilarious new slangs for Karens, especially Medusa. On that note, how in the hell did they even allow Medusa there?? It doesn't even appear that she was an invited guest, more like a gate crasher. Also, i laughed hard again when 'decent husband' said he was going to divorce her. Makes you wonder why he married her to begin with. I always hate the "customer is always right" line. Makes me blood boil. Story 3: You always have to love when people think that they are "experts" when they know pretty much nothing. OP isn't a jerk at all, the SIL is though. Good on the OP for telling her off. Story 4: Even though smoking is gross and not good for you, and noted by the OP, but the OP isnt a jerk. Mind your own business and don't be condescending about it. I dont think the old guy was using it as a way to talk to a younger woman, i think its just a classic case of non-smokers bothering smokers. Story 5: OP is definitely not a jerk, but the 'church group' sure are. You definitely need to rest and recover from any kind of surgery. Taking away his phone to let him recover is not a form of control here at all and definitely not a killjoy.

[@viviennemorgan7217]

entitled medusa sounds like rozz from monsters inc.

[@viviennemorgan7217]

but older people are just trying to look after op, instead of her snapping at the older guy in the face, he's just looking out for her because smoking can get you in the hospital and she should say, you're right and sorry for snapping at you, it's not like he's going to take her out on a date or something.

[@stygiandragon3865]

Story 1: I think the reason OP has the knife set out because they are on their way home?

[@montskeeto]

Bro's a pirate "makes me blood boil" 💀

[@NessieNice]

Whenever a customer told me "I'm your customer, therefore I'm your king!" I always reply with "In 18th century, King Louis XVI of French was executed by his own people for not being a rightful and just king."

[@Xandys_multifandoms]

I am amazed at the variety if voices in this video

[@kunfussed213]

Entitled Medusa voice reminded me of Roz from Monster Inc. 😭🤣🤭

[@thefrictionsys]

“Who are you?” “Bruce Lee” *Im wheezing*

[@Evanderjenkins]

It was 100% resounding no 100 not a jerk🎉🎉😂🎉🎉🎉😂😂😂😂😂

[@TheAurbergineNetwork]

Amazing story’s as normal

[@sugary14]

I’ll bet a solid ten dollars you didn’t watch it before commenting /j

[@Nareimooncatt]

Story 1: My question is why was the OP walking around the store with his knives in the first place? That's just weird and leaving them in his car means this wouldn't have been an issue.

[@NoxLebeau]

Chef here, knife bags get stolen from cars way more often then you. When you or someone you know has over $1000 stolen and it’s your profession you do 1 of 2 things. Either buy cheap stuff and don’t care or guard your tools with your life

[@wigley7610]

Now Your The Jerk 😂😂😂😂 instant karma😂😂😂😂😂🎉

[@soulslayer101barkandzion7]

Okay, about the first story, how insane of a parent do you have to be to let your kid play with a chef's knives of all things. Imagine if that kid got cut on one of those knives. The guy carrying them could get thrown under simply because the Karen is a terrible mother. If I were the original poster, I would've just pushed the kid off. The Karen and her kid need a serious wake-up call.

[@humblemarty]

Story 1: Managers MVP

[@kor6161]

The story with the cigarette: I only say something when I am forced to be close to a smoker without a chance to get away, because I HATE the smell. For example: When I have to drive with a coworker (and yeah, even if we drive in mya coworkers car) I politely ask them to not smoke the cigarette one minute before we get into the car because I am unable to bear it. Thats literally all I do. When I am outside with someone who smokes, I take a few steps away and try to not get into the direction of the smoke. Because it's their own business if they want to ruin their health as long as I not get affected.

[@husaindaud5569]

True, being a smoker i know that how much some people hate that smell. I always smoke in places where other don't have to take that smell, but still once in a while some of my coworkers will ask for lift and say how bad this smell is( and then they will ask for lift again). I have lately ask one of them to bear the smell if he wants a lift and even smoked in the car, he tolerated it pretty well( as he is able to save when he takes the lift). I found it pretty rich when people who abuse alcohol tell us how bad smoking is for health( worse than alcohol).

[@deardiary3144]

In the second story, I think it might be too late for the kid to change so it would be better for the Decent Husband to leave Entitled Kraken with Entitled Medusa.

[@Skeletonpie.]

If they act like that as a teenager I think that is when they are actually entitled, the kid doesn't know whats going on he was raised like that

[@WorldTree33]

Nah, kids are capable of learning a lot very quick. This is some shit I might’ve pulled when I was a kid if cellphones were capable of playing games back then. I learned pretty quick that behavior wasn’t acceptable once my mom stepped in and explained why the behavior was wrong, the kid just needs a capable parent to not be undermined by his entitled wife.

[@Aquarium-Downunder]

I'm a smoker and I love the way how H uses tell me how bad smoking is

[@Sakuko09]

Good Futurama voice over! 🤣

[@ejwusyy79]

6:47 the sudden quietness

[@The.dog.lover.100]

When you said bbq I was thinking it was like this bbq place I went to for a baby shower for some reason

[@zachcrawford5]

"Medusa" sounds like Oolong from Dragonball and it's hilarious :D

[@scottvandyke6468]

I hope the pancakes were good they sound fluffy

[@JamesDavy2009]

The proper phrase is, "The customer is always first."

[@leedisley5243]

He is never the jerk. (BTW how did the pancakes taste?)

[@JOE-oe9it]

always remember the 2nd part to that age-old phrase, "The Customer is always right, in matters of taste". Yes, that's the full quote, it means, that if a customer wants to buy something let them buy it, not to cater to their every need.

[@Hvrk2011]

Best story’s ever

[@kaisunake85]

The customer is always right… in a matter of taste, not money or conduct

[@Angelikaliu1331]

At least bro got them pancakes the next day

[@nightmarionnpuppet9490]

The best happy ending

[@LegoLord3678]

For story one good job on the pancakes

[@OVERLORDKAINOP]

I love how this this poster says entitled Medusa and entitled Kraken

[@Ianna80]

Last story, when I had my 1st seizure & 100% lost my memory, when my husband & I were @ the ER (didn't know it was seizures yet) he called my parents to let them know (we're very close) he told me he had to take the phone away bc my mom kept asking me QT's I couldn't answer & was getting rly upset... sometimes caring can do harm.

[@eoslily1655]

This dude va is so good

[@darkstarmoonshadow8892]

I'm not always "invited" to get togethers but am related to those who are and go, and I never act intitled or ungrateful.

[@jaytrashwade1-1]

First off, knives aren't toys. Second off, $50 set? Get a mock kitchen playset. Safer that way

[@user-jn7ib1hn2c]

Story 2 “Who are you to tell me what to do? Bruce Lee!”

[@Ilovepigeons123]

I love your videos especially those with spoiled kids

[@Justin826]

Pickle it home 💀 (also great story)

[@BilisaS2]

Dear new voice actor. If you are reading this, your voice is great and really well placed. People take a while to get used to new things and haters are no welcome around. Keep with the great work!

[@zekesmith2304]

16:37 smoking you say? it makes you cough, stink and die? I'm in! *sarcastic voice*

[@v.crowley]

Whhyyyy would someone bring their knife set into a freaking supermarket -_- its so bs its practically a concealed weapon in most places... .. .. How does this count as an "am i the jerk?" .. nothing was done..

[@-charlie_C.P-]

Entitled madusa and kraken- Llmmaaaffffooooo

[@jacoblalonde2777]

Opinion on story number 5 not the jerk. It takes time to recover from a operation such surgery as your body needs time to repair and stress can impede that process bed rest is required for this to work

[@DabiHunter2028]

(Intiteled Kraken) Give me your phone (Me)*Licks phone*

[@CalicoCat69]

The first story is why I feel like wearing beardynamics or Sennheisers in public would be a bad idea

[@rainbowpegacornstudios]

Story #1: What the hell? That is some *BAD PARENTING* if you even entertain the idea of allowing a young child anywhere NEAR cutlery.

[@KalosChampionThunder]

“If you are an employee then you should give me your phone” when I heard that I said Then listen to your conscience, oh wait, you don’t have one

[@wizardswarrior]

The simple “what” is oddly funny to me

[@keegangailushas5752]

Entitled Medusa sounds like Chuck. E Chees

[@tracytron7162]

12:55 "Arguing with a narcissist is like playing chess with a pigeon. No matter how good you are they will just knock over all the pieces, shit on the board, and strut around like they won."

[@montskeeto]

All of that is just the pigeon

[@tracytron7162]

@@montskeeto What do you mean?

[@montskeeto]

@@tracytron7162 poop on the board and strut is the pigeon

[@tracytron7162]

@@montskeeto You're not making sense

[@Brennonjames]

oh hell no why would you "karen" let someone have knifes

[@Brennonjames]

thats not a adult

[@Tonkies_]

i love the accents

[@gavinhinds5191]

Being a chef myself, too right some knives can cost $30 for a paring knife and a 30cm chefs knife could cost you from $80-$1000. For a basic apprentice knife set, start up kit $600. I have only one rule, no one uses, washes, touches, sharpens, especially sharpen. You can ask to use them, but no.

[@carlablair9898]

What kind of mother would want her child to play with knives. Isn't she worried about him getting hurt?

[@Wiggly_Wormm]

I tried to make the strangled cat noise and I'm laughing at myself for being able to make such stupid noises

[@GGamerLiam]

“Entitled Medusa” Did anyone turn to stone?

[@Svartalf14]

there's the fact that smoking is unlady like....

[@insignificantrat8992]

My favorite voice actor is "the original one" too, but I'm not insulting all the others like a jerk...

[@ToxicCookieWasTaken]

give this woman a oscar

[@dominicstevenson2988]

Bro how does this happen to him all the time like sweet Jesus, he gets annoyed all the time

[@Narutolover-pr2mo]

Time 9:36 the perfect time for a deez nuts joke involving candy, CANDEEZ NUTS FIT IN YOUR MOUTH!!

[@carterjames8829]

I hate to say it, but story 4 I am not on the Original Poster's side. My Great Grandfather nearly died from cancer that was caused by him smoking. Cigarettes aren't worth the money and people think it's okay to 🚮 instead of properly disposal them. Vaping isn't any better. People have died from both of these, and I remember when I was little my mom would smoke in the car and would SUFFOCATE me since I wasn't able to roll down my window. It's a breath of STRESS air.

[@viviennemorgan7217]

neither am i?

[@hummisis]

why are all the karen’s from boston and sound like they had a smoking problem 20 years ago

[@atlas1227]

It’s stories like this that reinforce my opinion that “entitlement” is a hereditary disease that spreads from unknown sources. “Entitlement” causes manic tendencies, narcissism and complete unawareness of the world around you. I recommend you stay safe and be wary of approaching/being approached by anyone you believe to have contracted “entitlement”

[@Ratchet_TFP]

3:10 The Chef's Right, She Wouldn't Risk a Child Cutting Themselves

[@karinwolf3645]

I really hope entitled Medusa has to get a job in retail. 🙄

[@jessicamarsh9779]

17:57 NO! NTAH. It’s no one’s business what you do. I’ve had it happen. It’s like people see a cigarette in someone’s hand & that gives them the audacity to berate the smoker.

[@thehertzman]

Playing with knives? Do you know how dangerous that is?

[@dirkjetellekamp8686]

I want to eat the pancakes.

[@Oliviakhouk]

Okay his description of people in the first story is historical

[@DavidFMayerPhD]

Professional chefs usually keep knives RAZOR SHARP. Only an idiot would want her child to play with 14 inch long razor blades.