My Favorite Hood JJK Moments

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Clips from @RabSoPetty

[@knines6279]

“Nickels be as big as quarters when you ain’t never had a dollar!” Damn

[@jd50053]

Had me rolling, but fr you gotta be one broke mf to make that statement

[@ramonvargas6865]

"just wondering.....why you no longer talk to me son?" -Toji-

[@emmanuelmondesir8677]

Rab is a really good writer for one liners when you think about it

[@justas423]

That's a bar

[@hntrip]

Hood Toji the funniest in the whole series

[@heyhowyadoin670]

What about Mr. Put it on

[@LukeFortner-qp6dp]

Nickels be big as quarters when you never had a dollar

[@LukeFortner-qp6dp]

I can only read recipes so I don't starve to death ☠️

[@hntrip]

@@heyhowyadoin670 “ aint nun of you touch more bands than me bc nun of you aint throw no more hands than me “ “ oh shit nga rhat his baby momma “ yeah nah i admit Mr Put it on funny. But that Aw Yeah

[@heyhowyadoin670]

@@hntrip -distance John Cena theme-

[@thecameraman6275]

"gun to ya head, spit a birdman verse" not being here is a criminal offense

[@Treesoncrack]

@@thecameraman6275 RICHER THAN THE RICHEST, WE CERTIFIED GETTIN IT CM YM CASH MONEY BIDNESS, HIGHER THAN THE CEILING, FLY LIKE A BIRD🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊

[@ShinsHandle]

​@@TreesoncrackWHY THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW THIS SHIT???

[@Mical21]

⁠​⁠@@Treesoncrack HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW THIS SHIT???? 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊

[@fohawk871]

Who tf got birdman verses on standby?!

[@Jpeg_skeleton]

WHY DO YOU KNOW THIS SHIT?​@@Treesoncrack

[@nullspaceoss]

"I'm so broke a homeless man paid me" 💀💀

[@KaushikNath-vj9xm]

That's beyond brokery 😂

[@ramonvargas6865]

"well, im so broke, i had to read food recipies so i dont starve to death"

[@Something471]

"I'm broke son! I'm broke!" most hardest line I've ever heard 😭

[@J-Rush]

“And you have the power to change that Meg”

[@ustinkman155]

@@J-Rush‘Meg’*

[@emmanuelmondesir8677]

@@ustinkman155 W assist

[@randomman4628]

"IM SICK OF FUNERAL GOFUNDME'S, AND WE DONE ORDERED SO MANY CUSTOM T-SHIRTS YOU THINK WE WERE STARTING A CLOTHING BRAND 😭" Yuji itadori, October 31, 2018

[@fantacyencephalon_jess]

That part hit hard 😭

[@gmmartines7331]

"It shoulda been Megumi!" "The fuck I do?" 😂😂

[@navybluebutterfly9]

DAMNIT MY PARLAY

[@LukeFortner-qp6dp]

😭

[@Treesoncrack]

Exactly why yo ass gotta stop gambling

[@dunderzubbi5663]

How can't you include "CUH RIIIP, CUH RIIIP" when Yuji shoutin that Big G got locked up 😂

[@Y0r1ch1]

Lowkey great moment, but these are like. My top fav moments. If I put all the good moments id just be reposting his videos LOL.

[@Lind5832-js1mh]

@@Y0r1ch1 Cause they’re that good

[@ooftime2557]

"A gun to yo head *boom* name me thr- shit i fucked up again didnt i?" This version of toji is truly somethin

[@genso6052]

You forgot the follow up: 🥷 WHAT THE FUCK?!

[@TotalityIsNotSeth]

"Handle that 🥷 grandson"

[@CEEJAY024]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@clouddzzzz_.]

Nahhh cuz I just found out that isn’t even her actual grandson☠️ she kidnapped the guy along with a few other kids

[@a6kz3king15]

The fuck did i do? -megumi before trying to off himself 2 Hours later

[@TheGameplayGrayson]

Later*

[@Dazzle4U-qm9cg]

That’s a whole $300 bottle of Dior, slathered on a Gucci button up, something your broke nostrils ain’t accustomed to, but you wanna go BAND FOR BAND with nothin’ but a teakwood essence, GET YO PAPER UP!

[@katys.2861]

Not the Bath and Body Works-

[@ImaNeedHalf]

😭😭😭😭

[@rift_2074]

It’s so strong…

[@Treesoncrack]

3:36 DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO PULL OUT 87 CENTS OUT YO POCKET AND MAKE SURE YOU GOT ALL OF IT? NICKELS BE BIG AS QUARTERS WHEN YOU AINT NEVER HAD A DOLLAR

[@GeoB-sr4ik]

Realist shit I done ever heard

[@Murdoc-le9dv]

whoever voiced toji deserves an award because he was hilarious like the ppart where he was asked about his son and he goes s-u- like that was so funny ty for 621😌

[@slimjim4361]

"I mean it do be hot outside..."

[@nutsmackers4169]

Rabsopetty is the creator and all credit should go to him

[@nywaaahln]

fr i cackled

[@Quantum1244]

@@slimjim4361”WHO YOU TALKIN ABOUT?”

[@miami_lolz]

“I would never wanna see from your empty pocket point of view” is a underrated line

[@DeviousScythe]

“I know one way to become debt free” Stab’s himself in the head and dies “THAT’S NOT WHAT THE F**K I MEANT”

[@Cuunke]

"that's not fair, what if the hos scaring me?" gets me everytime 😂

[@ereh11]

Why Geto got a lightskin voice 😭😭

[@magikphoenix140]

Cause he lightskin

[@Nox_Desiree]

I can tell Hood Toji is your favourite

[@1998mrsonic]

1:18 Domain Expansion: Red Lobster Hotbox! That one got me! 😂😂

[@HazyVails]

Riko: yes get- Toji Fushinigero: "GUN TO YO HEAD 👹" 😭

[@Pseudo-Suguru]

Fushinigero is wild

[@grjn5585]

"Hide the money y'all!" plzzz it's always gonna be my fav line

[@betergrif9504]

every single toji moment 🔥🔥

[@sashawolfson3602]

0:12 this part got me! Like, what did Megumi do to deserve that? 😂😂😂🤣🤣

[@henlo1308]

That’s the problem, he did nothing except do a kamikaze attempt against a femboy.

[@jackmakila3776]

Nothing and thats the problem bros usless

[@averageinternettroll]

​@@jackmakila3776notice how he was about as strong and useful to the plot as nobara and yet she gets ZERO hate, aint that just funny?

[@ironic192]

I be quoting "band for bAnd??" and "gun to yo head" like a voice stim bruh💀💀

[@markanine562]

"CRACK A CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAB" "who got birdman verses on standby????" "the gun? that's metaphorical, your life being on the line? thas' real" "I'm only alive cuz a panda knows a ... GODdamn birdman VERSE" "can't get these red bottoms dirty" "DAMMIT MY PARLAY"

[@zebiasmr9750]

WHERE IS BIG RAGGA THE OPSS STOPPA CUH ?

[@samtheballoon1522]

“GUN TO YA HEAD! *gunshot*” is so fucking good

[@Tashwampa]

"Lil dog?" Takes me out every time as does "gun to your head. Spit a bird man verse" and "THEY'RE ALL SO BROOOOKE" and ofc the iconic 300$ bottle of dior line

[@goofe-si3wu]

"All I need is a bread roll,some hot butter,and I swear this muhf***a gone be good" hood toji gotta be a big back😭🙏

[@Happykastle]

CRACK A CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAB

[@jessicaemmit4062]

Ok, but this shit is 1000 times funnier now that I've watched JJK.

[@frosttsolos]

damn he straight whooped his ass

[@Mustard-bl1g]

Hood Tojis Laugh always gets me lol

[@ramonvargas6865]

"OOOOOhhhh yeaaah, that nigga Toji!!"

[@SmileyFacePlays]

AWWW YEAH

[@named_account]

6:46 the way he just grunts after

[@TheMonocila]

UUURghuuh....

[@named_account]

@@TheMonocilaghuuhgyhhuhhh

[@Y0URG1RL_N1NA]

Zesty ahh grunt

[@mcoleman3547]

You gotta do this to all the videos. Sorry, bruh, you just got volunteered

[@Y0r1ch1]

I got you! 👍

[@Raijin_1702]

"that.. shit.. 😢" *"HURT..* 👹"

[@fabiofanf3e813]

"I almost forgot. I got a son. Put all my ddbt on that n- name while im gone." Toptier

[@hydel_almighty3056]

That bit from the Nanami scene is so criminally underappreciated. "That's not fair, what if the hoes scarin' me?" Has me ROLLING every time 😂

[@NolanPhipps]

2:30 it might be a cowinkidink but thats the same gesture gojo uses and now in the manga sukuna for some reason

[@rosey.cryptid]

Honorable Mention: “I GOT MORE HOLES IN ME THAN 50 CENT, BUT I’M RICH, AND YOU GONE DIE TRYIN ME!!!”

[@savuroni]

“Oh so yall must want the shiesty sorcerer to get on some shiesty shitttt 😒” HAS ME CRYINGGG 😪

[@matth3760]

2:02 “ain’t no way we fucking related” 💀

[@moahammad1mohammad]

Toji jumping his own son for some money be the funniest shhh fr

[@natepopoff]

Toji: *DAMMIT MY PARLAY* ‼️

[@fombon20]

"damn it my parlay" love the performance funniest shit

[@OGNarsty]

DAMMIT MY PARLAY

[@Gordon-Freeman-Gaming]

“Can I just get my sheisty back😭” *gets every bone in his body broken*

[@justas423]

Hood Toji, Hood Gojo and Hood/Racist Geto are the best character because they already hood in original.

[@Jcrispyboy12]

This hits hard after the manga just ended

[@IzzMohamed-rg8to]

Man the “gobandfobandthenfuqnga” Hanami said should’ve been here fr

[@Tundrasoldier0567]

and i got xbox live

[@SnagTheRabbit]

6:52 Geto's famous quote

[@CarlosAlvarez-v7e]

"just because im stuck in side a teenager😒" " N- PAUSE? 😨"

[@matteocave3886]

Sukuna doing the love sosa initial rant is definetly one of the most underrated parts

[@Satchel_Gizmo]

Dawg where tf is BIG RAGA THE OPP-STOPPA

[@Jinsei.Rebooted]

Aw shit. He got our ass didn't he? My bad yall" 😭

[@pinkladygala8534]

"I got more holes in me than 50 cent but i'm rich!" gets me every time

[@rogue_114]

i love how toji is like half this compilation hah, and understandably so bc he's the goat

[@grayearly3116]

Bruh i wouldve loved to see "Ay pops wth you sold me to your old clan?" "Dxmn son whay you had to bring that up?"

[@chocoloco322]

tojiiiii 😭😭😭😭😭

[@Vampicdoesmc]

CRACK A CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAB!!!

[@potatos2]

Had no idea Toji was actually the Loch Ness Monster in disguise asking for tree fiddy

[@user-gu2dj2hx4x]

gege if he wrote toji trying to find his kid toji: aye, you seen my son? random ahh guy: bro i don't know your son toji: shiieeeet me neither...

[@Shareef-zc1wp]

Same here but you missed so much

[@Y0r1ch1]

Yeah, I wanted to keep the video a bit shorter. Most people (Myself Included) have a small attention span so this is good :)

[@Shareef-zc1wp]

Part 2? Funniest line; this n**** tryin a eat ke

[@Toe_Thief]

I feel like this length of video is good because it keeps you wanting more so you’ll go to his channel 👌

[@TheDarkenedLightofHope]

0:08

[@eazybuxafew]

I don’t even wanna sound like em anymore

[@BrianAlfonso-s1q]

Hood Toji true

[@trapsena]

"DATS BOUT 50 DOLLARS RIGHT THERE"

[@konquerance6825]

MY PARLAY

[@lilafrica1272]

CRACK-A-CRABBBB😭😭😭😭

[@emmanuelmondesir8677]

DAMMIT MY PARLAY

[@Rax-rw5dc]

When Raga puffs up his chin and shoots Sukuna while ALSO calling him a bitch… I will NEVER “not” find that funny.

[@shadowslight3848]

0:23 is the best part

[@LOWLYFESEVENFILMZ]

😆😆😆 ayxxx

[@totaltrumpet]

Do you see 9pm on my phone you acting like these minutes free mn

[@TheMoseefus]

DAMN, MY PARLAY!

[@joneschyna]

I know these word for word😂

[@QaffgtelopteHarris]

Jackson Helen Taylor Richard Davis Lisa

[@BrayleighMadison]

This funny as hell😂

[@nokysfettuccine6956]

DAMMIT MY PARLAY 😭😭😭💀

[@LonnieThomas-v4s]

Hernandez Melissa Miller William Thomas Elizabeth

[@mageinabarrel802]

0:48

[@lucianomangroo]

This literally boondocks kaisen 😂😂😂

[@exiaax]

“I AINT NEVER WANNA SEE SHIT FROM YOUR EMPTY POCKET POINT OF VIEW”

[@mikl12354]

KZbin... How do you see me? Cause i love this

[@DaisySamuel-b5t]

Moore Mark Moore Melissa Miller Richard

[@rics0982]

SPECIALZ RAP THEME

[@slippyfruit8538]

Naomi to us the best one tbh

[@Silky_Chan]

Toji is a demon

[@totallynotminecraftsteve5459]

this needs to be an official dub

[@thejazzyjeff]

Bro VIOLATED the grandson 💀💀

[@usernameig975]

the whole thing.

[@DanielMcaroy]

AWW YEAA

[@phl2001]

Inoooooo😭😭❤

[@jakeizlove]

I don’t even want to see the original. Gonna binge watch this version.

[@dluce9804]

“AwwWW YEAH!”

[@drdastardly4489]

w vid bro

[@chocoloco322]

😭😭😭😭😭😭