TOJI FUSHIGURO: The Cursed Baby Daddy

[@ranoutofgoodusernames8394]

Toji's the kind of father to go looking for the milk, then forget about the milk because he was busy beefing with a couple of teenagers.

[@eonnexus]

Isn't that basically what happened? XD

[@ranoutofgoodusernames8394]

@@eonnexus Yes

[@kyrohowe3156]

​@@eonnexus it's true, watch the Hidden Inventory arc

[@jamesmburu280]

This is the dumbest comment ever it makes no sense

[@RevulsiveLooper]

Shit Toji forgot that milk years before Hidden Inventory. Mfer really went AWOL the second his wife died

[@vibechecker3168]

Toji Fushiguro sonned those boys so hard he remembered he had an actual son. Man is the AVATAR OF IGNORANCE

[@kiyomi5583]

Its hilarious how beating up people made him rememeber he had a son. Like damn Toji lmao

[@peggedyourdad9560]

It's because his son's name literally means "blessing" in Japanese. He remembered his son when he was doing the monologue about how Geto was blessed.

[@anonisnoone6125]

@@peggedyourdad9560He didn't even care enough to give him a boy name. He just knew Megumi meant blessing and went with that.

[@stiffmeisterM87]

​@@peggedyourdad9560 Didn't he also name the Inventory Curse 'Megumi' or am I tripping?

[@salima-w3690]

@@stiffmeisterM87no he did.

[@nastycrimeboi5085]

Toji is a better father to the damn curse on his neck than to his own son. Truly one of the most black air force deadbeats of all time

[@MarukaiX]

It's wild cause it's true

[@ELmayberry]

right 😂😂

[@thursday8382]

it's cause unlike a child that lil mf useful

[@hafirenggayuda]

Tbf, if not for Zenin shenanigan (and the mom), he would raise Megumi nicely

[@mcbdllc2848]

Is he better father than goku

[@PhenomenalOne1000]

The way he turns tragic serious characters into comedy is a talent

[@hoboguru2901]

Selling your kid to the opps is definitely a wild addition to anime history

[@Protogv]

Niggas making his sons backstory like he the creator 😂😂

[@lukapie]

And I thought Dio was worst

[@FW.Shadthix]

@@lukapienah he is worse😭😭

[@carlgaming4488]

I thought toji didn't kill the maid 8:44

[@TheAnimeSzn]

​@@carlgaming4488Same, and I watched that episode bout 3 times

[@Mista_Cassla]

Toji going into the domain expansion with milk in each hand 😂🤣

[@Dead-d4j]

here before popular

[@therealsleepyz]

Early 😮😮

[@zeybloxia]

Nah bruh im dead 💀💀

[@MJxTitan]

Hello

[@Ben-vj2xc]

I’m so so happy that I got here early

[@noahlarose7371]

My man Toji just showed up, wipes a dude soul out of existence thru the raw power of his build alone, one shots an old lady, violates a Special grade curse in it’s own domain, vibe checks his own son, affirmed he was proud of him, refused to elaborate, and then took himself off the map. Absolute hood legend! 😂

[@MalcolmJones-bossjones]

😂😂😂 10000%

[@brychaelbruh]

Tf

[@Kaylosteez]

king of the black air force nation!!

[@chikipichi5280]

Was the squid special grade?

[@solarix8042]

dagon yeah@@chikipichi5280

[@Lulumochii]

Bro died two times to avoid child support (HOLY SH- 2.3K!?)

[@randomaccount6215]

Bro literally killed himself one of those times to avoid it 😂

[@Sil-o-tronuhh]

He takin notes from Goku 💀 (I know goku sacrificed himself twice)

[@Sil-o-tronuhh]

2.3K likes and only one comment? let me fix that

[@sansstudios1969]

Takehito Koyasu must be purposefully trying to voice deadbeat dads at this point.

[@Chaotic_Autism]

Being a hobo-ass father was built into his DNA as soon as Takehito Koyasu (The guy who voiced DIO) was picked to be the voice actor.

[@Eddie-yv1ix]

​@@Chaotic_Autismfunny enough, he also voiced Shirogane's dad in Kaguya sama

[@fanderp5954]

wym brah papagane is the BEST father in anime

[@lukapie]

You not joking bro

[@Butoygirl]

He is also the voice actor of Zeke Yeager Monke Boi.

[@Kanai799]

Cursed baby daddy is the perfect set of words to describe Toji

[@Mongolia24]

Best farther firgue

[@fisforfriendship6093]

what u mean he is a good daddy, he had that baby around his neck. he took him everywhere with him, even in his last moments

[@astrology_2]

Fr

[@Raiga345]

*cursed

[@crazyman4485]

@@fisforfriendship6093with geto as its mommy

[@2.osupremiooooo9wld]

The fact that toji forgot about his son then came to life just to whoop his child for nothing is crazy 😭😭😭

[@stephaniex90]

Life as a Latino child

[@AzraelAsItGetsVtuber]

That's that parental instinct. By default, Toji felt that his kid was nearby and needed to remind him who brought him into this life.

[@nobodysinceforever]

​@@stephaniex90damn

[@gabrieljernigan8443]

​@@AzraelAsItGetsVtuberToji also needed to give hin a reminder he could just as easily take his ass out💀

[@ADMONIUS]

@@stephaniex90story of my life right here.

[@sensationaljoe]

the lightskin voice for gojo is killing me😂😂

[@BlasianDoll-d7n]

Are you jealous of light skinned men ?

[@TheLomma]

​​@@BlasianDoll-d7n are you being honest? Are you being on god with this question? The creator made Gojo sound "lightskinned." Like a high person specifically.

[@oponamikwe5011]

@@BlasianDoll-d7n basically

[@jimams_jamz5518]

@@BlasianDoll-d7n everyone cries "jelousy" these days but nah that's not what it is, it's just a funny stereotype

[@BlasianDoll-d7n]

@@TheLomma u said all that just to say u jealous of light skinned men

[@joedy-annwilliams9633]

Toji is the type of dad who will appear out of nowhere after 19 years when he hears you are a number one pick in any draft saying he was your number supporter 😭

[@AurumChrys]

He js like me frl

[@tkraid2575]

Why is this spiel so specific and personal, man 😂

[@Googleisstupid-sk3hm]

Well base off he ran them 1s, I say he is

[@TrueBuddhaCat]

Yep, if he hadn’t killed himself again we all know he would be doing that with Megumi

[@sumayyahadetunmbi4347]

Fr

[@David-nh2dn]

Toji thought child support meant selling his kid to support his gambling addiction😂

[@KiyoGam1]

Yeah. child supports him.

[@patrickopondo9417]

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[@teamhop]

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[@KaygeeFromNanotrasen]

​@@patrickopondo9417most sane Jojo fan

[@PierceWald]

@@patrickopondo9417KZbin translating this as it’s young is so much funnier

[@deanpai7787]

Toji is either the toughest or most glazed baby daddy in anime

[@Jaylenthomas-e6q]

on gng

[@dragonkingkj]

Fr though💀💀💀

[@X4PVY]

ikr

[@theredcomet844]

I do not like using the term "glazed", because you know... donuts.

[@OnePiece_Maria]

FR😭💀

[@APimpNamedSlickback.]

“PUUUUUUURRRRRPPPLLLEEEUHHHHHH 😫”

[@squatnik974]

Domain Expansion: Infinite Backshots

[@mkro633]

WEEVEEEEEAHHHHH 😩

[@DeclanMcDonagh-n3h]

Reeeeeeeeeeaaaaaadddddd😩

[@SretaSubs]

I CANT BREATHE

[@THE_TOMCROWELL]

“Oh nah… THIS N*GGA’S TOO SEXY! *Y A A A A A A A A A H H H ! ! !* “

[@kanekio.cuchiha4968]

Toji legit looked at his son and said “Nigga did I just catch you breathing” and proceed to punish him for his transgressions 😂😂😂

[@minatodroger7890]

😆 🤣 went straight mista ruckus on him 😆 🤣 😂

[@HOPEDACODER]

"Nigga did I just catch you havin fun?"😂

[@へらんdめ]

"Nigga did I just catch you wanting to be shit" 💀

[@BrokenDread]

He is Mr. Ruckus confirmed.

[@Edge-mv3jw]

There are no words to describe Toji. The one who not only, avoided child support, had a hit on a child, but also came back with the milk just to mess around and then run his sons fade just for the heck of it.

[@さくら-l8t]

Fun Fact: The grandson isn’t even her grandson. The old lady kidnapped and brainwashed him as a kid to become her slave.

[@Cherry_cola4]

Now I kinda feel bad for that guy

[@mildlydazed9608]

Tracks with how terrible the sorcerers are in jjk

[@Jogothegoat]

@Keep300 Can’t even be near a jjk sorcerer without dying, look at junpei 😭😭

[@nic1924]

NAHH NOT MY BOY JUNPEI@@Jogothegoat

[@sumayyahadetunmbi4347]

Oh that is bad

[@ChakalBravo21]

Not only that, but canonically, Toji enterd into heaven despite all the heinous stuff he did XD

[@Glitchedpixel5]

WE NEED KID BUU IN HERE NOW!!!

[@aSentientPickle]

​@@Glitchedpixel5 woah woah woah chill out brah it ain't that serious

[@thewhitejawa]

@@Glitchedpixel5 LMFAOOO

[@whole_wheat_soup9321]

Is there a canonical heaven?

[@NoxNosferatu]

@@whole_wheat_soup9321 there is, technically he sacrificed himself to save Megumi when he went haywire with Granny’s cursed technique. Toji killing her made it so that he had no control or consciousness until he recognized Megumi temporarily. Sacrificing yourself for your son is a one way ticket to heaven.

[@reinsama2.09]

Toji legit ended his own life to avoid child support

[@mylessmith9758]

It took him beating the shit outta someone to recall his sons name.

[@Mikoru-]

the whole gojo being high and tripping is definitely my favorite part lol the "Puuuurrrrppplllleeee" got me rolling 😂 the whole slow talking was perfect lmao

[@Adjapilorge]

I wanna know what that beat was in 10:16 shi sounds beautiful

[@S3verusMyG]

sounds like international by summrs@@Adjapilorge

[@Terablest]

😩 red-uhh 😂

[@Adjapilorge]

@@S3verusMyG omg thank you so much I’ve been waiting for someone to reply on that!!!!!😭

[@rnwilliams44]

​@@S3verusMyG Im still looking lol

[@mervynlarrier9424]

Fun fact about Playful Cloud: it's originally Toji's weapon, which is why he's so nasty with it. Geto got it from Toji's Inventory curse, and Gojo gave it to Maki after Geto died (but she has a bit of trauma about using it because of what Geto did to her). Also, it's the only special grade cursed tool that doesn't have a cursed technique engraved in it. Its strength is proportional to the strength of the user.

[@mrpandasian8871]

H U H 👁👄👁

[@unashamed6457]

😭@@mrpandasian8871

[@omnibeta1876]

​@@mrpandasian8871Tldr: The triple Nun-chuck is Toji's OG weapon and he certainly showed the mastery that other users could never yet

[@mrpandasian8871]

@omnibeta1876 oh shit, the edit didn't go through, but like what you're saying is that maki could potentially be the strong playful cloud user in the zennin clan 🤔

[@morteh77]

What did geto do to maki

[@That.multiversal.dude.]

17:28 Nah, Toji was out there like in the Boondocks, casually saying "Nikka did I just catch you wanting to be shit ?" and kept obliterating his son before offing himself when realising he did that ☠️

[@venomflame2358]

I can never get over the fact that Toji literally beat the racist into Geto, and essentially caused most of the series events to happen. Cause if Geto never went evil and, died chances are Kenjaku wouldn't have been able to obtain idle transfiguration or cursed spirit manipulation the backbone of his plans.

[@RevulsiveLooper]

It's likely Gojo wouldn't be a strong as he is without his fight against Toji pushing him to learn reversed cursed technique. Even though it's not a direct influence, the fact that Maki ends up alot like him spells the end for an entire clan.

[@raiu_fp5194]

The racist into Geto 💀

[@Ozy3500]

@@raiu_fp5194 Toji only said the word monkey once and Geto stamped that into his brain lmao

[@raiu_fp5194]

@@Ozy3500 bro took it to the extreme lmao

[@LaztheLax]

​@@Ozy3500which is funnier considering he did the shit subconsciously as he was ko'd and near death, his soul absorbed those words tho.

[@almax8189]

I can't decide which WTF moment hits hardest: Gojo surviving that brutal shanking, turning on God Mode, and literally gave Toji a new hole, or Toji becoming the living definition of a "beatdown" then offing himself in front of his own kid.

[@asideswipesilver8166]

I'd probably say the second bcz the first one didn't age well in the manga that's all I'm gonna say

[@Azrael0.2]

At least we don’t have 2 gojo

[@4RILDIGITAL]

You have a knack for transforming each scene into a hilarious moment. Not only is your knowledge of the series impressive, but your comedic narration is top-tier.

[@Murad-z5c]

Sup verified dude

[@kweenikki]

14:01 I CANT STOP LAUGHING “after Toji just murdered a senior citizen” LMFAOOO

[@edahnndlovu274]

Shoutout to Megumi, that man can take a beating like no one else can

[@sarajuvey]

right? lol Sukuna, Todo, Toji, everyone throwing Megumi through buildings right and left and he's still standing

[@anonisnoone6125]

Toji: The greatest baby daddy in all of existence. None can stand to the achievements this man has accomplished. Abandoning his son, killing an innocent girl, dying, returning with the milk only to beat the shit out of his son, and then dying again. A true marvel that all baby daddies should look up to.

[@AchaOda]

Also gave his son a girl's name

[@haronal-mutairi808]

​@@AchaOda True 😭

[@elgoblinax8796]

@@haronal-mutairi808 isnt it like a unisex name?

[@haronal-mutairi808]

@@elgoblinax8796 no because toji said he forget all males name that's why he named him megumi Lol even with all of that he still forget him 🤣

[@anonisnoone6125]

@@AchaOda Man gave no fucks. If I was Megumi, I would've changed it by now.

[@dankerbooper]

Despite being a deadbeat, in a weird way though, Toji kind of set up Megumi's life to be better than his no matter what happened 1. If Megumi wasn't adopted by Gojo, he'd get into the Zenin clan and as a competent sorcerer he'd be able to live a better life than Toji could provide to him 2. Since Megumi was adopted by Gojo, he didn't have to worry about financial troubles since Gojo is one of the richest sorcerers there is SPOILERS 3. If Gojo ever got incapacitated, Megumi would become the head of the Zenin clan, making him one of the highest ranking sorcerers in the Jujutsu society. Toji might've also subconciously chosen to keep on fighting Gojo because he remembered the bet he had with Naobito.

[@zero.9831]

Sums it up perfectly basically. Heavenly goes into an in-depth analysis about all of this, and yeah, checks out. Toji got hazed and abused due to being a jujutsu-less “monkey” (Maki being a “mirror” of this, but took a worse abuse due to being a woman and twin), so he had a grudge, seeing Gojo as the highest example and disrespect to his life (since the Zenin said he’d never amount to anything compared to Sorcerers)

[@numberhunter62]

Manga Spoiler! - - - - - - - - Considering Megumi's current situation as Sukuna's vessel and being forced to watch as his own abilities killed his sister. Yeah, Megumi isn't doing too well now either.

[@jgw9990]

​@zero.9831 Wild that he takes it out on Gojo rather than the people that mistreated him. Maki did things better. Never really understood that. The Zenins aren't even that strong really - none of them even had domains. It's pretty hilarious that this supposedly elite family didn't produce a single special grade.

[@akwolroll4705]

@@jgw9990the special grade they produced was megumi the 10 shadows is their equivalent of the Gojo clan Six Eyes + Limitless and the Kamo Blood Manipulation also the Zenin Clan are no jokes majority of them are Grade 1 remember being special grade is an anomaly and we only see a few

[@frogsman383]

@@jgw9990 Megumi beat a Special Grade curse alone in s1 technetically making him a special grade sorcerer and used Domain Expansion (It was the same one that Itadori almost died to, before switching to Sukana). Also Toji is a special grade cause he beat Dagon alone. If Megumi grew up in the Zenin clan, i think he would probably end up like Gojo (Maybe without the arrogance).

[@nickpro7651]

Toji realized Gojo and Geto was around and said "Work smarter, not harder"

[@kingofdank4429]

I like how Toji went from attempted murder to murder to attempted murder again. 😂

[@nickeel8401]

Megumi saved the series. Yuji wanted to go up the building to fight whoever packed up Ino. If Megumi hadn't stopped him, Toji woulda put Yuji on a shirt

[@busebuse8968]

Diir

[@ImDogReeksNut]

wait until sukuna or that plot armor finally kicks in☠💀☠

[@Underdog_Sounds]

I'd actually think it would be close. Yuji is faster and possibly stronger without heavenly restrictions and he has cursed energy to use. It would be close but I'd take yuji.

[@saisomkyauk995]

@@Underdog_Soundsyuji is nowhere close to top 15 yet alone toji

[@ImDogReeksNut]

@@Underdog_Sounds if toji stands see this they gon put u on a T shirt ☠

[@justintravis1465]

Everyone talks about how he blocked all of Megumi’s attacks but nobody mentions the fact that Toji wasn’t even looking at him💀

[@kanjo4976]

10:40 the light skin voice is too much. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@osmannasri7108]

Toji being that fast and a deadbeat father ain’t no coincidence 😭😭😭

[@justsomeguywithagoatee8337]

11:49 Nah, Toji went out of his way not to kill Geto (so he wouldn't need to deal with all Geto's stored curses being released). So downgrade that to aggravated assault.

[@fuckyoutube4398]

good point

[@BIGTHANKSHEESH]

He was never even planning to attack Geto until Geto attacked him. So this is technically self-defense

[@Jogothegoat]

If a murderer tries to kill a person but by the time they do, the law enforcement shows up, it’s still attempted murder. He just didn’t want the extra trouble, and had he not known what will happen to the curses geto stored, he probably would’ve killed geto too. Let’s not forget toji murked the maid for *0* reason at all. It makes more sense why it’s an attempted murder (because he fought with murdeous intent) than aggravated assault (self defense)

[@Aintiastinker2]

@@Jogothegoatactually geto attacked him first it’s still self defense yo

[@Nomadtheus]

​@@Aintiastinker2After breaking into jujutsu high and killing three people, that's like if a burglar broke into your house shot your wife dead and then claiming self defense when they beat the hell out of you when you try and cap em for it.

[@LadyMajolish]

The Greatest Offense that Toji did is making The Internet, especially Twitter THIRSTING over Him, a DEADBEAT who forgot his own son's name.

[@KelKilimanjaro]

*s e n s a t i o n a l*

[@rssspt]

That shit made realize that these hoes really ain't loyal like breezy said. You know how many girls I saw jump ship from Gojo to big daddy Toji? And the outrageous shit they were saying too lmaooo

[@tkraid2575]

Over six foot, ripped, decent face, and a total douchebag = Instant thirst trap for Twitter peeps 😂

[@rifarira9160]

Toji : 7:38 Orochimaru : " HE COPY MY WHOLE FLOW! WORD FOR WORD, BAR FOR BAR!! "

[@shiggydiggyjones9953]

You didn't mention that before he turned Geto into a treasure map, he tossed up his cursed dagger, quickdrew a longer sword so he would reach, made the slashes THEN JUMPED AND CAUGHT THE FIRST DAGGER MID SPIN KICK. That whole sequence was fucking CRAZY.

[@S-laughter-The-Clown]

Toji fucking dipped him, battered him and Cooked him in the deep fryer, that ass whooping was nutr

[@ShaiShaiRenae]

You gotta tell me what episode ts happened in

[@thechadandthevirgin5823]

​@@ShaiShaiRenaeS2 episode 4 I think

[@Narcashi]

Imagine Toji being your dad 💀, it would be a flex but at what cost 😭

[@EmptyMan000]

That's not even a flex, that's a "Damn, I am so sorry for you fam".

[@mrreyes5004]

Toji picked the Monkey D. Luffy route and made a dash for that sweet freedom lmao.

[@huaraches8934]

Nah bro cus ik the bitches would wanna hang out with me just to be with him 😭

[@kathrinefisher5554]

​@@huaraches8934ONG bitches are just gonna be on you all because of your dad bruh that's crazy💀

[@TrueBuddhaCat]

Mmm, I don’t know I would think having DIO as your dad would be more a flex; because at least your dad didn’t even know you even existed but you do have another strong as hell dad(Johnathan Joestar is also Girono’s dad through some Jojo logic) and your vampire dad is a freakin menace who doesn’t give a fuck who he messes with so long as he’s a hater

[@Foster_Cinema]

You know what's really cool about the Toji vs Megumi fight? It's said that Toji is working off of instinct - the instinct to destroy the strongest curse energy vessel (whether that'd be a user or a spirit) and after he mercs that special grade curse, the one he goes after is his own son! He does this before Jogo. So basically, Megumi has the confirmed potential to be one of the strongest characters in the show! This is even bolstered by his technique being able to go toe to toe with Sakuna. Honestly, I'm super pumped to see where the story and characters go.

[@doggerlander]

he was only stronger than a weakened Nanami and Naobito

[@mr.unknown731]

​@@doggerlanderMegumi was also weakened by tearing a hole in a pocket dimension. His potential still stands

[@doggerlander]

@@mr.unknown731 compared to losing an arm or getting worn out from tanking and blocking direct attacks? aint no way you think opening a domain gets anywhere near this

[@mr.unknown731]

@kishka5526 Yes because Megumi was draining curse energy to not just cut a hole in a pocket dimension but also stop the user's effects with his own domain expansion. Something Nanimi and the others COULDN'T do. There is no debate on this as Megumi's potential in strength is way higher than theirs. Curse energy is basically life energy in the story when you actively use it.

[@Chrisdish]

​@@mr.unknown731from both the manga and anime the reason Megumi was targeted was because while he was worn out, the others were injured. It has nothing to do with "life energy" or whatever agenda you're trying to push. He fights off based who was strongest in that specific moment If you were talking about "potential" then he wouldn't have targeted Dagon.

[@HerpaDurpVg]

“Oh my god, bro is that scammer”. 😂😂 why this kill me so much

[@buddylee5712]

When the world needed him most, he returned

[@thekingofnothing3528]

Toji is step dad.

[@forgotenID]

Then killed himself 😂like bro fushiguro could have used his help 😂

[@antonhanna2423]

Dude, you took the words right out of my fucking mouth. When I saw him appear on screen with his entire personality restored, I literally said, "the champ, has come back, to Monday Night Raw"!😃 Now that I'm done talking like a bitch, can anybody tell if Raw still airs on monday nights or did they decide to move it again? I lost track a couple months ago.🙄

[@dak9390]

​@@antonhanna2423❤❤❤

[@anonisnoone6125]

I really wish he stuck around but otherwise he'd have to kill his son.

[@Crimson_Screwball3446]

The fact that you didn't acknowledge the fact that he SHARPENED A 3 SECTION STAFF. You just quickly moved past it. He effortlessly sharpened the Staff with ITSELF. And he did it, slowly... Letting the fear set in as it gets sharper and sharper.

[@hammaskeijjo6140]

Yeah and it was SPECIAL GRADE nunchucks (or sansetsukons). Special grade weapons are propably durable af so the force he applied to them when sharpening must have been crazy.

[@AzraelAsItGetsVtuber]

Or the fact that Toji is the reason for Geto becoming racist asf. Imagine beating someone so badly that they literally become racist towards not only you, but people even remotely like you.

[@nightsky.94]

It's called a 3 section staff not nunchucks ppl lol shaolin uses them

[@legendofold101]

Bro I didn't even think about that ha ha. He got so shook he was like these people got to go. @@AzraelAsItGetsVtuber

[@rohanking12able]

​@@legendofold101bro took his shawty and that niggas 1700 blood starting boiling

[@SolarSneaks]

never heard a more accurate description of a character in my life

[@Quiry-t7p]

16:26 couldn't have been the only one who actually thought that was an ad

[@MimiMonday]

Fun fact: Toji (and Yuuta) are based off the creators actual father. He even asked them if Toji was based off him, and they didn't know how to answer. Lord have mercy. 😂 Gege seems close to their father though, and Toji is their favorite character. So it's pretty wholesome.

[@Thehunter905]

IM SORRY WHAT

[@Xemnas283]

Never heard of this that’s crazyy

[@enigmadrath1780]

That's one hell of a way to commemorate your dad in your writing 🤣🤣

[@muazadam983]

Well dang that explains way too much

[@enkidu1623]

actually nanami is gege's fav character

[@maxmason5888]

Toji executed her and hit him with the pimp line: “ hoe dependency is no laughing matter “

[@kyuremthefrozen8539]

you know toji is devious when he is voiced by dio and throws truck kun at his own son

[@tkraid2575]

Hilarious reference, probably to Dio throwing a road roller to his great great grandson Jotaro (since Dio has Jonathan's body) 😂

[@gustabibabruh8112]

"Purpleehhh" Got me laughing soo hard! 😭

[@badassreact]

reeeeaaaahhhddd also

[@smorphous8928]

Toji literally upgraded from getting the milk to pulling a Heihachi and beating up his son. 😂

[@erodoujinshilover2811]

Justice for the animators at mappa for animating the absolute work of art that is the shibuya incident arc

[@imjustbeinghonest2994]

You know, for someone that doesn't really get JJK's power system, your explanation at 13:50 was pretty accurate. Matter of fact, that is probably the best and simplest way to explain it.

[@anonisnoone6125]

JJK power system is really well thought out. U should watch some videos on it explaining it.

[@milicenty]

​@@anonisnoone6125 some of it gets overexplained and has way too many extra details and steps for some of the techniques

[@imjustbeinghonest2994]

@@anonisnoone6125 I was referring to CJ as the "someone that doesn't really get JJK's power system" 😅

[@murasakino101]

I don't really get the power system fully either so I don't think anyone would het mad at him lol. I agree that he definitely did explain things really well in the video though.

[@raider3167]

I love how you can tell who watched Hood JJK just by what they call Ino. He’s either Ino or The Sheisty Sorcerer

[@FayeLawnKrack3d]

CJ Dachamp's humor makes me smile all the time. The high Gojo part got me bad 😂😂😂.

[@taserface2115]

48 months... HE HASN'T PAID CHILD SUPPORT IN 4 YEARS 😭

[@Xemnas283]

He made sure he won’t ever again now 😂

[@ARANT24_7]

His wife is dead. Who would he even be paying child support to?

[@Yk.Satoru]

Glad to see that Toji “Through Heaven and Earth, that is NOT my kid” Fushiguro got a video

[@RandomInternetStranger]

YO THIS VIDEO WAS WILD BRO. Hearing you describe those fight scenes had my lungs _empty._ A+

[@ShockedTaiLung]

9:35 BROOOOOOOOOO THIS WAS DEVIOUS 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@uda4699]

😂😂😂

[@InkyDustMan]

Toji is the father who goes out to get milk, then realizes he left it at home after he's been searching for years. Is he a dead beat? In a way. The way that's all his own. He's an absolute menace who has lost himself, never to be found again, there's a good father in there somewhere- But he's ascended to such a higher level of dead beatery that it's more accurate to say he went of to get milk for himself than for his family, man knew he'd cause nothing but problems for his son, so he removed himself from the equation. Like a father who fakes his own death so his child is raised as an orphan, but secretly plans to give all his child support and every Christmas possible all in one go. He walked out so hard that he left himself behind, nevermind his son. He been developing a whole new cursed technique called "Schrodinger's Child Support". The only way to know if he's a deadbeat or not is to open the box.

[@aaronwimsatt9681]

So horrible person who means well as a father? Sounds about right.

[@InkyDustMan]

@@aaronwimsatt9681 Basically yeah. The man grew up being tortured and abused every day to be the ultimate killing machine. He recovered from that, met his wife, felt love for the first time, was prepared to actually live a life- Only for his wife to die after their kid was born. He started mentally deteriorating and he knew it so that's why he did the whole "selling his son" thing, because he didn't want his son to live like that and have to see him like that. The part that isn't mentioned is the gamble he made on his son's behalf. If nothing happens, yes Megumi gets sent to live with his family, but since Megumi has the cursed energy that he was never born with, he wouldn't be treated like Toji- However there was one event which would set his son for life if it happened. If Satoru Gojo dies, his son would become that clan's new leader. Making him rich and powerful for life. And then on top of that in his dying moments he literally had the only man stronger than him become his son's guardian and teacher. Toji effectively pulled all of the strings from beyond the grave to give his son the best odds possible, and never even wanted any acknowledgement for it. That ain't a father going to get milk, that's a father committing life insurance fraud to feed his children.

[@holythekingbacon6572]

@@InkyDustManwtf

[@InkyDustMan]

@@holythekingbacon6572 What?

[@mokapops384]

This shit had me rollin! Not the "dead beatery"

[@stonephantom]

The fact that you didn't include the part about that rabbit that wanted to box with toji is criminal😂😂

[@ricardozk]

17:40 rare moment of escaping Truck Kun's k*ll.

[@sludgex]

if you seen the video w/ pickle from baki nga literally beat truck kun at his own game😭😭

[@aNiceGato]

First bro got cooked by pickle and then he’s out here being ragdolled by toji 💀

[@Jokerman518]

The fact that Toji has all that jutsu, just to shoot her with a blicky is hilarious. Black AF1 energy like a MF

[@PhenomenalOne1000]

He don’t have Jutsu thou he’s just strong asf and thats more terrifying honestly

[@silverwolf6194]

Actually, he shot her because bullets have no cursed energy. That's why Geto didn't sense him.

[@alpphire]

what's even more raw is the fact that bro was cookin in another bros domain expansion, bro was so built different that the guaranteed hit move couldn't even hit him. Toji was literally just built different.

[@Zx7o.]

The domain expansion guaranteed hit effect was being blocked by Megami activating his domain expansion, they gave a whole exposition detailing what was going on for like 10 minutes...

[@isaiahford3099]

Rest in peace toji. You were the only one who needed to pay that child support

[@toiletboundhanako720]

Man I’m dying bro 😭 9:38

[@abdelrahmanadel631]

Bruh what’s that part from ?

[@psyheart8593]

​@@abdelrahmanadel631he it is😂 kzbin.info/www/bejne/l5nLlZSjYpKdiqcsi=oHwUv-VjUAWzovq1

[@Greyhoundsniper]

@@abdelrahmanadel631 update?

[@abdelrahmanadel631]

@@Greyhoundsniper just search up squirting and farting Nikki Minaj

[@kareem.H1]

shystie sorcerer had me weak bro 😭 12:14

[@matteovigano7008]

Song name pliz?

[@XFactorDJ]

@@matteovigano7008Pooh Shiesty-Back in blood

[@jaboi64]

back in blood pooh shiesty

[@Botzyol]

That’s what everyone calls him 😂

[@alcatrazvongola]

That Gojo impression had me in tears 😂

[@-burstverse-1010]

Toji: A deadbeat that puts in that WORK. Sukana: The ultimate TROLL.

[@Spacecookies-yy2be]

Toji is the type of guy who forgets about his son, but then remembers it, and then remember his child support but then nobody just tells him he just gambles

[@lordaliyt1]

Remember that toji was actually becoming a good father before his wife passed away he became the man he was in the show because of his wife's death

[@Efsaaneh]

Cool, nobody left to pay child support to

[@danilshirnin2406]

I cannot wait for your trial of Sukuna. That DEMON did more damage in 9 minutes than anyone rest of the arc!

[@junglekxngtalksanime]

Bro gave Shibuya that ol Malevolent Kitchen treatment

[@johnnoreau3570]

@@junglekxngtalksanime As he should. Sukuna was cooking.

[@joyc.e.7511]

​@@johnnoreau3570Let him cook...? 💀

[@joyc.e.7511]

Fr, I don't think I've ever seen a character commit so many atrocities in so little time. And even without Mahoraga, he still would have don't it, for shits and giggles.

[@johnnoreau3570]

@@joyc.e.7511 bro even brought his own kitchen 😭😂

[@xaiveruniverse6389]

Cursed Baby daddy is the best way to quickly describe toji without context

[@moonwalkerarmyyujisimp]

6:54: THE LEGITIMATELY PERFECT SOUND FOR THIS SCENE OMFG YOU'RE AN ABSOLUTE LEGEND

[@KatusoDoesThat]

Toji is the guy that just shows no mercy when it comes to money this man is the embodyment of disabondoning a person without knowing they exist

[@themba-senpai5628]

Geto was low key rizzing the star plasma vessel 😂😂

[@PhenomenalOne1000]

That’s what got him going, toji killed his rizz target the proceeded to beat the shit outta him

[@honsai7409]

What the actual f*ck is wrong with y'all? Is being a nice person count as "rizzing" now?

[@davidcosta3649]

12:49 To clear up how Toji came back to life Think of it like the Edo Tensei or reanimation jutsu from naruto. Ogami (the oldhead grandma) used her grandson as a vessel to summon Toji’s soul from the afterlife through her cursed Séance Technique. However, she can’t control him, since he has no cursed energy to manipulate, but this means he can be summoned for an unlimited amount to time. Anyways video was fire great to see you back 👌🏼

[@DarkJustin87]

What's crazy about her "grandson" is that not her actual grandson. She abducted him as a kid and basically groomed him.

[@ELmayberry]

​@@DarkJustin87seriously 😮

[@seastar-qw2qg]

He was right. The jjk fans did start typing in the comment section😂

[@adrianballin9560]

its crazy how the only thing that truly stopped toji..... was paying child support he really "left it all behind" and chose death over taxes.... real

[@TheTopStarz]

I honestly could watch this man's videos all day 😂😂 the references to other animes is so on point !

[@Phasmania]

The Gojo lightskin voice kills me every time istg. 10:50 “Weeeavuhuh🫦😩”

[@Adjapilorge]

10:30 I need that beat tho shi sound way too clean

[@Tojiswetblanket]

😭😭😭💀

[@Xemnas283]

Bro’s too zesty 😂

[@alcatrazvongola]

"PURPLAUUUUH"

[@AlexTraven]

Toji and Vergil have so much in common when it comes to child support

[@waterpillar1977]

And abusing their sons only differences is Nero got his get back

[@tkraid2575]

​@@waterpillar1977 At least Nero had a good father figure, which is Kyrie's older brother.

[@springsbliss4094]

​@@tkraid2575Megumi had Gojo

[@leoesocnor9384]

Bro everytime cj do the zesty sexy gojo voice,im shitting myself of laughter 😆 😂😂😂 and I can’t stop it.

[@cloudstrife3074]

Ngl, I always wondered how Megumi was damn near as durable as Yuji (to the point where bro was getting yeeted through buildinga Dragon Ball style), and then we saw how built different his daddy was, and everything was coming together.

[@AbhishekPaswan-e1c]

Also you can use cursed energy to toughen your body, so maybe megumi was doing this all along.

[@baileyemerson874]

Toji would %100 buy a Hellcat only to crash it before leaving dealership.

[@ezanareez]

9:35 “Squirting and farting, squirting and farting, squirting and farting” - Satoru Gojo This is now canon💀🤦🏾

[@digitalgamer457]

Honestly, I've never watched JJK so it is canon.

[@AngelaAnthony-ky2ts]

5:47 Both him and Mahito. Even crazier because Mahito has blue hair, meaning he looks even more like Sonic. And Toji (and Megumi especially) definitely resembles Shadow due to most of his appearance being black and seemingly teleporting everywhere.

[@gtrfan137kereere6]

9:26 that Hellcat edit was too funny😂😂

[@theoverlordbear]

Toji using his wife's family name rather than his birth clan's family name says a lot. A complicated lot, but still a lot. XD

[@kirbyis4ever]

He simply does *not* mess with the clan anymore. They abused his ass so hard that he took his wife's name as a cover.

[@coolmasterjg2450]

Toji tapped into the true power of a lightskin to become the ultimate baby daddy

[@blueflare4139]

*darkskin

[@SuperiorIronMan0]

Gojo the light skin

[@R3TR0923]

11:09 how apple came up with their logo

[@muligummy]

you foul for that one💀🙏🏾

[@Temp-nj8rm]

I kinda wish gege made a spin off story based on toji. A guy with no cursed energy going on missions sound pretty cool and would've made for some creative fights.

[@cookdanplayz2342]

😢

[@vilmaabzun6864]

Toji is quite literally number 1 worst father by not only selling his son, but also forgetting his name Edit: I have started chaos among the replies

[@LordHunter78]

Number 1? Nah, number three at best is where Toji is at. Endeavour and Tucker are number 2 and 1 respectively

[@alexanderwang540]

@@LordHunter78Include Avatar the Last Airbender, and Toji is fourth.

[@HumanoidishGuy]

Yo, what ranking Ozai got cuz I know he on that list

[@itsjustcrimson1415]

Number 1? Hell no.

[@alexanderwang540]

@@HumanoidishGuy 2nd, Tucker is 1st.

[@Ceasedognow0]

9:46 BRO LOLLLLLL IM ON THE FLOOR RN

[@DarkProductionYT-x2l]

8:01 Carefull Geto,your frieza is showing.

[@Lxcksis]

Thought I was getting an ad 😭😭😭 16:39

[@aaliyahs6197]

💀💀

[@aaliyahs6197]

Bro me to 💀💀

[@DenzelWashingtonDexBlvd]

On my baby 🤣💯

[@officialnickpage2500]

nah fr😂

[@ricardozk]

Thank God we don't have ads in Namibia. 😂

[@Mr.Galaxia]

9:58 I swear you don’t miss with these jokes 💀

[@anicecreamsandwichenjoyer372]

The fact that he's voiced by Dio's voice actor is the best news I've heard.

[@pandaway7599]

“I alone abandon my son” -Toji Fushiguro