My First McRib from McDonald's

[@TheReportOfTheWeek]

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[@Dannerloo]

We just now tuned in to your VORW on soundcloud for the first time and yeah we agree that some people misinterpret opinion as fact. But we have to say your opinion is interesting and like how you go from philosophical, some political and then technology is interesting. Thanks for sharing

[@TheReportOfTheWeek]

@@Dannerloo Thank you for tuning in! It makes me happy to hear you're getting something, at least, out of these VORW Radio broadcasts! I hope you'll return.

[@Dannerloo]

You're welcome and we will be returning it seems like your true element and we find the topics and your opinions interesting 👍

[@Dannerloo]

Btw, we tagged you in a chicken nugget challenge, no pressure but if you'd like to try it we have the rules in the description of our chicken nugget video it's a pretty fun challenge that we think everyone would enjoy.

[@that_demon_doggo473]

TheReportOfTheWeek I justed wanted to say I love your videos and think you might just be one or the greatest food reviewer on youtube if you see this have a wonderful week

[@boreaalnl2177]

He's eating a McRib in a flawless white shirt. This man is clearly the pinnacle of human evolution.

[@TheyfoundRickGrimes]

Ikr lol 😃

[@ras124]

more like de-evolution

[@kingfishing774]

Yup

[@MotherRat-ii6ji]

Peak performance.

[@wclark3196]

The man we wish we could all be.

[@RazzNasty]

The way he chews the way he talks the way he moves.. so gentle. A true gentleman. Protect this man.

[@jakeballou5147]

I was thinking the same thing. Most people who do food reviews turn it into a muckbang.

[@aekingedits]

Gaius Baltar white racist alert

[@illuminosis6823]

Gaius Baltar what does BLM have to do with ReviewBrah

[@transontung1932]

illuminosis nothing that fucker just being a racist fuckface

[@thegentlemenrat3727]

Protecc

[@caiuspostumiusturrinus1024]

This guy was present during the Manhattan project.

[@TheBossManBoss319]

Caius Postumius Turrinus Look at him he WORKED on the manhattan project!

[@yoloswaggins1579]

The McRib project.

[@Leto_0]

@@TheBossManBoss319 Pretty much anyone present during the manhatten worked on the manhatten project

[@alred9699]

Conor Smith no

[@schwany6703]

@@Leto_0 bruh what

[@tackle47]

0:35 “It was uh, October of 1968” Me: Confused screaming

[@jinkazama496]

AREELNOOB43 time traveller :)

[@norm715]

W H A T T H E F U C K D I D H E S A Y M 8

[@luismakeup08]

Is cannon

[@luismakeup08]

He is a time traveler

[@soggynuggets2937]

How old are you

[@randallprindle2655]

Dude dresses like he’s working for NASA in the 1960s

[@michaelmatta1791]

Hahahahaha 😂😂😂

[@pallbearer1175]

He probably is

[@Itz_Cliffy]

Because he did

[@fuchsia3623]

Speaks like it to

[@justinalbritton9866]

Thats g part about it 😂😂

[@fruitwagon9275]

I...I completely believed that story about working at a movie theatre in 1969. I started wondering how he could still look so young..then I felt stupid.

[@jackxiao9702]

I just assumed he is a daywalker vampire, he looks the part.

[@johnsmith-vu3sv]

wait what story?

[@williamhendriks1982]

@@johnsmith-vu3sv 0:28

[@savmarz87]

Fruit Wagon you not the only one

[@knifetoseeya]

Fruit Wagon he looks like he could be that old

[@weaselmaster98]

You're a brave man attacking that sandwich with a white shirt on.

[@buffy8021]

How dirty do you eat?

[@xdshifty8896]

@@buffy8021 lol

[@SweatyWalrus]

You’re talking at a professional.

[@-dash.]

This man has had decade of finesse and table manners.

[@kathy-leew3989]

I remeber sweating when wrestling with that in a black shirt.

[@mrdgg949]

He tells his parents when it’s THEIR bedtime.

[@Dili7172]

I dont get it

[@madushanrandima9853]

😂😂

[@madushanrandima9853]

That's a bitch move G 😂😂

[@ElCapalotchris]

Lmao

[@larriestern6728]

Absolute Chad move.

[@RobertJones-hk9mh]

It was the October of 1968...

[@Enricarenee]

Age reveal slip

[@SyahmiRosli]

reviewbrah vampire confirmed

[@LastbutNotFirst]

@EJSFilms2K thats why he comes here, to eat our earth food and these reports go back to his planet.. and it brings earth more tourists.

[@Hunter-os5yx]

Robert Jones it was actually the summer of 69

[@randycheow4268]

Uh Vietnam

[@stevenseagal4664]

100% sauce action with no spills! the man is a true alpha

[@justinalbritton9866]

Steven Seagal sauce action huh for real! 😀😂😂

[@user-xs9qz9mn6l]

The sauce wouldn’t dare touch our lord and savior

[@liamlongley9733]

Protect this man at all costs

[@matthewsiahaan1312]

Liam Longley no lie

[@josephkasprzyk4758]

Liam. At ALL costs

[@Black-Dawg-Jesus]

@@letsgetfluffy3138 Jealous assholes who want a piece of his glory.

[@liamlongley9733]

Peter Szabo I feel like you are overthinking this comment

[@liamlongley9733]

Peter Szabo I get what you are saying

[@stanko4333]

I love how every time after a bite he analyzes the sandwich in order to find his next place where he is going to sunk his teeth in. He is playing a strategic war with the Mcrib.

[@fal1449]

you know its good when my man takes 7 bites without saying a word

[@the77don]

He does that every video lmaooo

[@user-dd9qq1ru7s]

That shit is fucking nasty

[@infinitenumeric7235]

It's good

[@captainbrent3756]

Dude didn't grab his napkin until bite six. I've never seen him take that many bites before grabbing the napkin

[@user-dd9qq1ru7s]

@@jefferyburgess1936 that what I said

[@TheReportOfTheWeek]

A very happy Friday to all of you! Today I try out my very first McRib from McDonald's, hope you're having a good day today so far!

[@grizzlyunicorn76]

You cured my depression. Thank you.

[@saraanne7914]

I am. I hope you're having a great day too :)

[@dicrylium-2868]

Thank You Sir.

[@__m-a-x__]

I've never had one either. Heard about the hype though. Thanks for the review!

[@OneCuriousOwl0720]

A good day to you as well.

[@wabek5882]

imagine being a fast food employee, and this guy walks into the store.... I would be scared as hell

[@graphoid]

Why

[@polarispm]

oi josuke This man is the food critic of choice for all of youtube

[@donjon5442]

oi josuke Because he has the power to shut down these restaurants in a single sentence

[@nitroluver4l591]

On this episode on kitchen nightmares.

[@golf-n-guns]

Search KZbin for: "Falling Down The Customer is Always Right"

[@petrichor2980]

How dare you scroll down these comments while the king is speaking about his meal

[@JanelleAKbSanchez]

He was eating

[@briangross2979]

Jokes on you I'm on mobile

[@bingbong3580]

Still chewing

[@youngturtle1276]

Yea he was eating

[@youngturtle1276]

@@briangross2979 same

[@bikeconscious3608]

He seems like the kid in school who was simoultanously popular and in the chess club

[@charlie_mario6292]

Dixie Normous as someone who is in chess club I feel attacked

[@clixxyz2330]

as another person in a chess club i also feel attacked

[@lobo0422]

that thing exists??

[@zoklev]

as an officer of a chess club, I feel attacked

[@vthegreatest6352]

as a chess club, i feel personally attacked

[@oldgoblin6976]

It's funny how y'all think he is from our solar system. He just came here to review our food for us bruh

[@ChrisBenWabiKusa]

Old Goblin bruh

[@ChrisBenWabiKusa]

Brih

[@ChrisBenWabiKusa]

Bruh

[@ChrisBenWabiKusa]

Bruh

[@ChrisBenWabiKusa]

Brah

[@FatLeonard84]

This guy is the only youtuber that doesn't annoy the hell out of me ever

[@gagne6928]

Ryan higa is great too.

[@imperialnocturnehellbound]

@@gagne6928 Your free trial of being alive has ended

[@mrvenezuela3578]

Jake Paul is great too.

[@KilluaDokkan]

Mr beast makes videoss like jake and paul but he mr beast so no one cares

[@niix.2732]

@@gagne6928 he *still* makes videos?

[@TheDankShrimp]

Eating a McRib while wearing a white shirt, this dude doesn't fear God.

[@danvillalba2497]

Why would he be afraid of himself?

[@karenmoreno272]

Xmtrasdf he is god

[@Naruto-rb3go]

Zone tan fan cap 🧢

[@TheDankShrimp]

@@Naruto-rb3go thank

[@jeremyhenk2228]

This man is god

[@user-zu6ts5fb6g]

*_October 1968_*

[@Alphagaming55-s2x]

He hasn't age a bit

[@babyedits2004]

I'm slow I almost believed him

[@lovediva7526]

@@babyedits2004 Me too lol

[@thesen8]

It's completely true. He's over 1,000 years old with infinite knowledge and wisdom even the wisest of mortals could not possess.

[@MrB1923]

Colorized.

[@R0n1n760]

My boy recording this back in the day during Vietnam War 0:00 - 0:17 . Fought along side with this man.

[@moslyjeb3090]

Leo I am a Vietnamese farmer and he instroduced to me some good fricking food which called ‘pizza’

[@footyball66]

I am a Viet Cong veteran and this guy was deeply feared amongst our troops, he was known as the guy with the flame coloured hair who would charge at us with his McRib sandwiches.

[@Rilez616]

Nobody like comment leave it at 420 likes, anyone who likes will be sparked

[@isteponalegoree8397]

He gave me a burrito

[@Lions-7539]

I was pinned on a hill. The NVA were everywhere and we were running low on ammo. Our radioman was dead, and he also had the M60 so we were screwed like a cork in a wine glass. Then, when we were giving up hope, a man in a white dress shirt and black pants charged in throwing sandwiches at the NVA. That man saved the life of me and three other men. God bless his soul.

[@flipflipflipadelphia2898]

Eating the infamous "McRib" while wearing a pearlescent white dress shirt. You sir are crazy.

[@Captain-Palsy]

He's INSANE!

[@dankius_memeiusss]

Absolute mad man

[@iii2524]

The dress shirt is actually a paid stunt actor, so don't worry, Reviewbrah is in no immediate danger

[@a.ortega4505]

Fucks given ???? Zero

[@Nolinquisitor]

Professional food reviewer. Do not attempt.

[@SpyWhoLovedHimself]

Why does it always look like he hates everything he's eating until he comments lol

[@DuckGoddies]

Because he’s a genius

[@turolretar]

Because human food is trash to him

[@spider-mancantsee5875]

I think he’s just thinking about it

[@Faze-2]

Poker face

[@inversional_loop]

Pretty sure he's judging the meal. I'm almost sure of it

[@johnreynolds6291]

I got a feeling This guy knows somethin about the Roswell Incident.

[@someweirdguy6915]

He does seem otherworldly....

[@yesgeorge333]

Loooooooool

[@sgtkillgore]

I feel like he knows too much....

[@mattfuller3172]

John Reynolds bob lazar made that sandwich from bolts and screws

[@SamwiseLad]

Shhh don’t let the secret out

[@Tommy_Oliver]

He's a lot more interesting when you picture him as an alien in disguise learning about all these Earth things for the first time

[@theperilouspeach7822]

Tommy Oliver oh my god it makes it so much more awesome wow I love it

[@ZackXevious]

I would definitely watch a show like that. A combination of paranormal and wholesome.

[@hardlybreathe93]

Now you mention it, that reminds me of the Boss Coffee in Japan starring Tommy Lee Jones where hes an alien trying to study human behavior

[@disky1784]

He isn't?

[@paladinheadquarters7776]

Um, maybe because he is an alien disguised as a human?

[@MrBluoct]

White shirt Red sauce Bold move

[@AA-bs3iy]

Reviewbrah lives life on the edge

[@MrBluoct]

A A 🤙

[@araki.kurasay]

He is the yolo kind of guy you know

[@zmwilson01]

Well played

[@MrBluoct]

🤙

[@viisovari4544]

Dude’s the bravest man in history for eating this saucy McRib while wearing a white shirt

[@kazir.a.shadman264]

Also there's no sauce in around his mouth

[@cortesej2]

I like that he explains he was just joking after saying he ate his first McRib over 50 years ago, classic reviewbrah lays out the foundation then pulls out the carpet right from under me when I least suspect it.

[@ligmabalzaccian3279]

You mean he pulls out of your carpet and lays his foundation

[@jaythepirateroberts6012]

Expect it, not suspect it

[@ipnotfound7046]

You can't expect the unexpected

[@harrywang4069]

Can I suspect the unexpected? I'm erect and unprotected.

[@Sparkywithnathan]

Harry Wang oh god

[@mikearmstrong1045]

THIS GUYS GOT CHARISMA ! He's a television personality. I would ask his advice before buying my first house.

[@wesclark18]

Or before getting a reverse mortgage.

[@cygnusfloyd]

@@wesclark18 I wouldn't by a used car without asking if he'd look under the hood first.

[@howardmoon9926]

Low key Seinfeld reference

[@NM-jn6cp]

I remember that night in '68 .. times have not changed. You don't look different at all ..

[@SuperDungeonBoy]

68' he lied

[@49er4life10]

@@SuperDungeonBoy woooooosh

[@SuperDungeonBoy]

Seattle rules!

[@finnanut5917]

J ah yes, the 50+ years old reviewbrah

[@shytownmofo]

That's cause he's a vampyre.

[@adumbguy9121]

“October of 1968” “Get a quarter pounder” “Saw McRib” Hey Siri when was the quarter pounder released? “1971” When was the McRib released? “1982” How old is reviewbrah? “23” *hold up*

[@xxxteentitans8828]

so, he's from an alternate timeline?

[@phoenixsplash135]

I think I finally figured out why I like these videos. It's got a sort of Bob Ross feel. No swearing or vulgarity, nice and calm, positive and polite. It's just such a nice change from what you usually see on youtube.

[@holleyoake123]

My guy, you've nailed it.

[@teebryant3296]

That makes sense. Like ASMR, you either Love it or Hate it.

[@bananya6020]

hey, try the old videos

[@fuzzykk]

I think thats 100% true

[@dante4500]

U gotta watch steve1989mreinfo, he has the same kind of calm and wholesome energy

[@stakinator14]

He looks like a retired person just enjoying their life in florida

[@readjackson2813]

Maybe he is, don’t judge him

[@jeremyreed3604]

not the best place for retirement

[@buildingwithtrees2258]

@@jeremyreed3604 It is if you've lived your life in a place that is cold 8 months of the year and gets to -60😅

[@jeremyreed3604]

BuildingwithTrees lemme guess, northwestern person?

[@nicoffee777]

@Delta-Jungly 810 that was a joke man

[@diegogzz148]

Either he is 15 or he is 56

[@bigotedbybasting]

Diego Gzz I think a 100

[@diegogzz148]

ExxRay NAHHHHH I think he traveled in time and he is a stockbroker from 1923

[@rejectmac]

He’s 22

[@B0K0691]

@Xan Ax JOTARO

[@sairoof4704]

@@B0K0691 jotaro looks 30~ in part 3 And 20~ in part 4

[@mindblowers4979]

His voice is so convincing I almost believe the movie theater story

[@wyrrd]

lol, RIGHT?

[@michaelolz]

Amazing how McDonalds gets all the toppings off center every single time.

[@Melty-pup]

They pour millions upon millions of dollars into marketing, research, and development. They break it down to a ratio of specific ingredients, intentionally sized and shaped so it will cook the exact same way every time, maintaining size and density. Secret recipes, closely kept secrets and ingredients, highly trained professionals work to ensure it stays consistent. I'm talking scientifically produced and studied ingredients. Sauce. Meat. Pickles. Bun. Every inch was intended and agonized over. I'm talking more money than you've ever seen. A number so fucking huge you literally cannot comprehend. Thousands upon thousands of people were involved in this process. From start, to finish. What I'm saying is, They dumped a lot of resources into making sure it looks like dogshit every single time. That's the McDonald's promise.

[@redberry6395]

Sunlight Warrior. Ok ok geez take a chill pill

[@parasiter6clashroyale741]

ALittleLillypad Well remember,they have line cooks and it is really confusing back in the kitchen,also they are making other people orders at the same time.

[@nitetimerxdio2762]

Michael Huff I know right??

[@tero222]

Following tradition no matter which us state they’re in.

[@davidp2888]

"I think it was October of 1968 when I was working nights in the movie theater" when he was born in the 90's. I do love this man.

[@topjimmy7325]

David P he’s been alive for millennia

[@despicabledogs_]

David P I was wondering if I heard that correctly lol

[@natopomato93]

I lost it when he sed dat

[@aidensmith5591]

He said he was joking...

[@oxmann]

@@aidensmith5591 Thanks for clarifying that. We were all genuinely confused as to when he was actually born.

[@DCT97]

That sandwich looks like one of the McDonald’s workers stood about 20 feet away, yelled “KOBE” and shot it into the box.

[@0mnicide]

Chappelle?

[@DCT97]

D u a l i t y no just some shit I made up lmao

[@clementine5600]

😂

[@clementine5600]

That's me I'd do that

[@manuelantuna2749]

More like "Wallace!" Aaaaand... Brick.

[@MDCGaming87]

ReviewBrah: "The McRib is perfectly acceptable." McRib Fans: "...Our disappointment is immeasurable, and our lives are ruined."

[@lordhandsomeswag1854]

He has such an art of making uninteresting things absolutely powerful and impactful

[@FrenchToast663]

I don't even eat any kind of fast food but here I am enjoying Brah's positive vibes

[@acdtrip3914]

Hes like a grandparent

[@crazyheart666bestclips5]

I think you have it backwards

[@thinksmart4703]

Your so right 😀😂😂

[@wrongthinker4475]

Which is why he's so popular.

[@burningbarn]

NASA actually wanted this guy because his IQ is 200 but he decided to supply us all with these godly reviews.

[@U6kCtBuN]

i want a nasa rocket review

[@joshuahansen636]

How do you know

[@r4flex042]

joshua hansen wooooooosh

[@boarderboy774hip4]

it is i, the frenchiest fry how do you know

[@silverwasp3895]

@@boarderboy774hip4 woooooosh

[@FaithfulCalamari]

8:30 he hits that Sprite with all his strength

[@AaTagPag]

FaithfulCalamari i laughed harder than i should have

[@Borus101]

That was like a millionth of his strength, don't underestimate God.

[@seekerofground8321]

FaithfulCalamari bold or you to assume he has a strength limit

[@Foreveroneteo]

FaithfulCalamari mcrib is salty I wouldn’t blame him hitting that sprite 😂😂🤙🏼

[@danteezy945]

It took all his willpower to hold back his strength and not crush the sprite into cosmic dust

[@timewatch5]

1968 movie theatre cinema.

[@Gamerchizkdkks]

So...... He's old as heck?

[@explosionmage]

I knew it he’s a time traveler.

[@geralt5018]

Bro he looks young asf lmao... i was surprised when he said that

[@EstradaFranco]

Is Benjamin Button

[@andyryoo6535]

This is what i imagined a meme lord would look like.

[@AndrewB383]

*Meme deity, pleb. Check your tone when addressing your (way) betters.

[@goldencookie5456]

Andy Ryoo disagree. He looks like a kid who would despise memes cuz he looks like he’s time traveled from the 20th century and has no idea what memes are

[@RippedMoFuCk]

not an orc lord, or demon lord, hes a meme lord.

[@Freakishhhasan]

made my day

[@McDonDoggyDooz]

This is so true lol

[@onjodgoated]

"I think it was october of 1968 when I was working nights at the movie theater and I'd always go to mcdonalds and get just a quarter pounder with cheese, I remember they had the mcrib and I'd never forget that" HAAHAHAHAHAH

[@brianevans656]

McRib made its debut in the United States in 1981, as a limited time item. It was developed by McDonald's first Executive Chef René Arend, a native from Luxembourg, who invented Chicken McNuggets in 1979. ... A packet of McRib Hot Sauce was also available when the sandwich was first being sold.

[@Vastatio]

@@brianevans656 who cares when it actually debuted? LMAO

[@basicnoob3832]

imagine looking fairly normal age when you were working in movie theatres 52 years ago

[@onjodgoated]

@@gaydonaldtrump slowly, I'm a hero

[@daniele7621]

You should do a recap of your highest rated foods over the past 3 years

[@nameless.greyceo]

Definitely, please!

[@Toxicity3431]

That’s actually a great idea!

[@broganreed8416]

The ONLY man I trust to review food. Straightforward. Neutral. The McBoss

[@cory7852]

This is history we’re witnessing folks

[@mattk1234]

Lmao 😂😂🤣

[@Awesomebaconman123]

Cory Cory Cory in the house

[@AdityaPatel-yx2dk]

Is that child superstar and country legend Cory from Cory in the House???

[@flytrapYTP]

Like it or hate it, that's history right there.

[@cory7852]

Aditya Patel you bet your bottom dollar it is

[@Kindakool36]

If I'm being honest this is actually one of the best youtubers I've watched

[@MitchellReacts]

but reviewbruh it's in the mcnugget box and not in the mcRib package :(

[@mubaris.s]

Bruh sound effect #2

[@nimbleco8202]

How’s that gonna change anything?

[@ZicajosProductions]

Brandon Hui He’s joking

[@requiem4413]

@@ZicajosProductions wooosh

[@Grelkara]

@@nimbleco8202 Well, one thing it might actually change is that the McRib would fit into the McRib package, and not get crammed into a box that's clearly too small.

[@smatern972]

I can only imagine how much his taste buds are insured for

[@jaysvilla]

^ Nice

[@ke228]

This guy is like a mashup of Steve Buscemi, Mr. Rogers, and Don Knotts.

[@sergioreinert]

His is Gollum brother

[@the77don]

@@sergioreinert fucked up lmaooo

[@submedaddy664]

Nah he just Looks like backpackkids dad

[@plastic_love_]

and backpackkid

[@besteverepicmillennial5927]

and a little Niles Krane from "Frasier"

[@zachy__d]

He looks like he was a broker in the stock market but in the 90s

[@MrUsername1191]

Nah more like 70's lol

[@sonikku956]

I'd say the late 80's.

[@justinrichardson9477]

More like the 50's

[@oskajohn3795]

Id also say 90s....but.... make it Early 90s lol

[@Taylon245]

Nah, he looks like Frodo's lawyer

[@nondweller]

"A good pork snack" - said nobody ever till now

[@Mophead1919]

I, for one, care too much about this and am thoroughly upset that the McRib came in a McNuggets box.

[@dim409]

if this is you trying to be funny i unfortunately have to say it's not working, but if you're being truthful then i apologise for this comment. the chicken nuggets box (for me at least) changes nothing in reviewbrah's perspective of the sandwich. this was a delightful review and i will be consuming this pork item at mcdonalds upon my arrival to the united states as locally in my country the mcrib is unavailable.

[@yourboydoublepinkeye]

dim ok

[@thatoneguythatateass6005]

your boy double pink eye ok

[@MrCagnacio]

@@dim409 No one's trying to be funny...this is a review channel and review is what we have. People are always sharing their perspective with each other and we like to keep this healthy habit. I found the "if this is you trying to be funny.." part a bit offensive. And I must say..if a man buys a McRib why in hell should he receive his McRib in a McNuggets box?! It's not just the box that makes us insane...it's not just a box, you know what I mean?? The box represents much more than you think.

[@wolveyplaysgames7760]

My dissapointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined

[@youtubetube9723]

Why does this guy look like a McDonald's manager?

[@Thumbogreen]

KZbin Tube from the 80s

[@thatoneguy444]

Cause he owned mcdonalds before it was born

[@kaizaqu6018]

I can’t unsee him as a McDonald’s manager after reading this comment

[@RBLXDignitysHQ]

my manager at maccies legitimately looked exactly like this guy why the fuck did you do this to me looooooooooool

[@baonkang5990]

He's got that teenager look.

[@epicsgamingchannel7556]

“I think it was October 1968, when I was working at the movie theater.” Reviewbrah is a time traveller!

[@shivermequivers174]

Epic’sgamingchannel that theory is ridiculous. He’s obviously immortal

[@neilpatrickhairless]

Not SO ridiculous

[@pranavdrolia229]

He is a vampire

[@sibem8859]

No he’s just 65 years old

[@icycoldfire4]

Yes

[@danielsantos6437]

He was not joking, I have a picture of my granny from 1968, and in the background you can spot Reviewbrah, the picture comes with a tale, just as the photograph was taken she turned her head and there it was among all others, a man stood out... He was wearing a dark suit, shirt as white as snow, and an even darker tie, his eyes faithfully and perfectly interpreted his soul, a soul hardened by experience of trial and suffering, and behold in his presence my granny bones shivered, a dense mist had set as he passed bringing a sensation of cold and despair, yet also uncontrollable desire, the mist emphasized the perfection of his pale skin, almost like it was made of porcelain, only then she noticed he was eating a McRib, grabbing the McRib as if it were his rightful prey with no chance to escape his long and crystalline fingernails, tapered to points. Hair, perfectly combed and the perfumed scent coming from it feasted among the mist, indeed all the woman in the public square, where this thrilling and strange encounter took place, entered a pure state of hysteria, my granny included, as for men, madness took over them... But fear not, as quickly as she set eyes on him, just as he was to take a bite at the McRib, he was gone, he vanished and the mist followed suit... Men woke from madness confused and speechless, and woman, oh the woman, they sighted in relief and complete serenity as a couple of drops of sweat hit the road... My granny will never forget that day, she has always wondered over the years, who that figure was, and if she would ever see him again...

[@franciscolourenco3814]

ᗪEᗰOᑎIᑕ not everyone has the privilege of having English as a first language... try speaking or writing his language, Portuguese.

[@shanson3109]

Really “Demonic”!! Out of that whole comment, you’re going to comment on the posters grammar?! I don’t get these fucking imbeciles on KZbin that want to be spellcheck Nazis!! Here’s one for you to correct....gositonarustyfencepost

[@shanson3109]

Derek Conrad I don’t see how my being a fence post installer for a major Fence company living with a severe case of Carpal Tunnel Syndrome and nerve damage in my fingers has any relevance to my moral compass??

[@shanson3109]

Also, I am by no means offended by his or anybody else’s comments here on KZbin...I was merely making an observation and then a suggestion.

[@shanson3109]

Derek Conrad no worries, mate! A job is a job! Certainly different from my days back when I was a test pilot for Stannah Stairlifts....

[@keefkatcher]

This guy is way ahead of his time. He seems like a 19 year old from the 50s

[@zackarychristian9489]

He's actually a 90's accountant

[@MellKara1259]

I want a review brah video where he builds up the food for like a solid 5 minutes, slowly eats the entire food, and then just shrugs and goes 'eh' and that's the end of the video.

[@ligmabalzaccian3279]

This is it chief

[@puniversy]

Correction, it actually took him eight minutes to do that, then he just blathers on some more.

[@infesting]

why would he do that? Hes been perfecting his style of review for years. Why would he do a video that totally go against the way he reviews things? The video would totally get alot of thumbs down because people watch his videos expecting a certain format

[@gobelthegoblin]

Here's 5 minutes of what you just asked for (but without the extended build-up.) kzbin.info/www/bejne/e5vVan54ht-Ehq8

[@MagicDragonesk]

@@infesting r/whoooooshh

[@louis-li1wm]

I love it when he says FoOoOOOoD ReViEw!

[@anthonydinh5286]

louise manila WOOooO WOO WOOO wOOOOO

[@فراسالزهراني-م4ه]

He should add a clap to that.

[@alexander6998]

I imagine him screaming in my face FOOOD REVIEW

[@LianCasablacks]

Everyone here does

[@TheD736]

“October of 1968 I was working at a movie theater” Oh wow, I thought you were so much younger but now I understand why you dress so classy “Actually... I never had one. I made it up.” I forgive you

[@vycedecks9033]

This is the man Gordon Ramsey would be scared to cook for......

[@SuperhumanFitness]

he gave it a 7.92 out of 10 guys. not 7.90, but 7.92. Don't forget that!

[@jack_grylls]

Quite inaccurate, I would have scored it 7.9213

[@manicdew951]

JackGrylls you scoring is inaccurate mine is 7.9213895664390

[@tombfreerunning5761]

7.922323574227990932253135790000065322321345 rounded

[@YEAGshark]

@@tombfreerunning5761 That's simply too wrong! It's an obvious 7.92283427648730643794643438243727646738643721619437276143828183734213131313134375728284672461373834613720843024603054672057281764605167349737946794373497306 x π³

[@orichalchem]

He has a bright future in working as a IGN review scorer

[@CherrygroveCity]

Let's rise and shine and make that McBread

[@jen1447]

Rise up gamers

[@ik4h]

Octagon Sideways. Ok Gamers.

[@andyC95]

The fuck are ya'll talking about

[@SuperMiIk]

Let's get this bread

[@Samstar369]

Dio Drando Let’s get this McBread

[@diegomer]

It's a McRib. It's 2019 now. It isn't great, but it doesn't suck. HOWEVER. If you factor alcohol into the equation (I understand that it isn't a factor with you) it becomes the royal roasted boar of the masses.

[@deo8038]

reviewbrah is a clean water fella just like the rest of us 🙏

[@the77don]

@GoldenState Jack in the Box tacos are a go to when drunk lol

[@Necrosarioo]

When you're drunk chickenburgers are best

[@janb7361]

I gotta disagree i can always go for a big soggy mcRIP

[@nolanforcier1796]

He review food the way everyone should review everything, with honest, unbiased, optimism. Kudos reviewbrah, you inspire humanity. !!!!

[@sisuentrenadoh4589]

This guy was the right hand of J.P. Morgan

[@readjackson2813]

Dams Raja you know that big bank, he was the founder of it. He was a business tycoon

[@Captaincrab77]

Dams Raja Probably one of the few times I appreciate history class xD J.P Morgan was one of the richest dudes in American history lololol Banking and railroads

[@Li8eralsarescum69]

What a stupid joke

[@laur-unstagenameactuallyca1587]

this guy was the head of Lehman Brothers leading up to '08... and he got away with it.

[@galacticfederationambassad4063]

The airplane is part of mr reviews security detail.

[@beargorawr3921]

What happens if someone in the background gets shot down by his security

[@galacticfederationambassad4063]

b BearGoRawr the they shouldn’t have been that close? 🐻

[@WhiteSteveHarvey]

Yeah it’s his AC130 on patrol

[@boring5718]

Bubblegum crisis is a bad anime

[@chiefcaptn1922]

@@boring5718 anime, is a bad anime.

[@realmorecon9687]

0:02 If you listen closely to the background noise, you'll hear the hum of a a single-engine WWII plane... :-D Great review as usual!

[@thomasmendez1843]

RealMoreCON running on empty lol

[@Annie.xx-xx]

Thank you . Your comment made me laugh so hard

[@Frosty98206]

Na that anit no Airplane that's me After I eat Meatballs Sry Y'all.

[@brennansnitkey8530]

I feel he's like the dude who will order a large drink and fill it with water

[@kevinm.n.5158]

You mean a properly hydrated Chad?

[@EggNeb]

Anyone else use these vids to help them fall asleep? Anyways this guy is a legend.

[@303Hammy]

Doing that now. This guy soothes the soul.

[@kizukim7739]

If you didnt write that last sentence then you would have gotten crucified lmao

[@16botchock]

ASMR?

[@matthieu21mm20]

Nah bro he just makes me hungry

[@badlarry172]

try steve 1989mreinfo he's a relaxed relaxing guy too

[@justinnguyenusa524]

*It's all about that sauce*

[@NiteRacer]

"If a man does not have sauce, then he is lost. But the same man can get lost in the sauce" - gucci mane

[@dreispulentraum]

@@NiteRacer I hate my Brother. You can call him Hanzo.

[@catofoz5146]

get out mukbanger

[@espacial903]

That's what she said lol

[@mgreco712]

SAWCE

[@johng5710]

I want to see him review a good steakhouse or Italian cuisine just one time

[@bountyhunters380]

Shut up john

[@ugeex3044]

Ily John

[@thebadbandito]

October of 1968..... This guy is hilarious. Dude... He's a comedic genius. Like Mitch Hedberg. He just created his own genre of comedy and it's so stale and boring and hilarious. Like The Room or just about any Monty Python. The fact that's it's so cheaply made is the cherry. It's almost like he really is from the late 60s.

[@cadentaylor679]

Because he is :0

[@kevinm.n.5158]

Just like Conan at his desk, reviewbrah is in his element and entirely in command of his reality and the narrative we watch and enjoy. It's the ultimate goal of any entertainment host.

[@samuel_2156]

I will surgically get my rib removed so you can review it

[@9ramthebuffs9]

Like Marilyn Manson?

[@gagethemage9260]

Doctor can you remove my rib?? Doctor: For review brah?? Me:yesssss Actually sucks own dick like a boss

[@Hellraiser988]

@@9ramthebuffs9 you know that's a myth right

[@REALMWS]

The forbidden meal

[@anitaremenarova6662]

@@9ramthebuffs9 Actually, the man himself said : "I wouldn't want to suck my own dick. It was in a lot of dirty places."

[@DammitSinged]

_But Review Brah its in a Mcnuggets box and not the Mcrib pacakage._

[@AlexTorres-hh3or]

How did you edit it and still misspell package

[@unconquerablepresence4360]

How did you put it in italics?

[@derekspaeth6854]

@@unconquerablepresence4360 _how did you put it in italics?_

[@UpstateBreezy]

UNCONQUERABLE PRESENCE _secret_

[@unconquerablepresence4360]

@@UpstateBreezy _okay_

[@AndrejNikolov-xw2gi]

Guys, I have a feeling this guy is a time traveler from the October of 1968

[@todd1591]

right? the way he dresses and talks about the past so much. he also doesnt age. look at him

[@im2goodm839]

Doc brown got the time machine working

[@BenPlunkettReynolds]

Two thoughts. 1: I feel like he takes bites that are just a bit too big for his small mouth, so I always feel like he's on the verge of choking, but somehow he manages to get it down, but for a while the suspense is high. 2: he feels like a character straight out of an early Cohen brothers movie walked into a Quentin Tarantino movie. Like if Steve Buscemi did the "Royale with Cheese" speech

[@the6ix665]

You could tell me you tried the McRib in the 15hundreds and I’d still believe you

[@rl1491]

Let Go Of My Eggo easier to type 1500s

[@reggie8370]

@Rëlïc OG Beats real af

[@StreuB1]

@@reggie8370 This guy Relic wants to catch some hands talking like that about our man here.

[@tysondalton1469]

I thought you were Lorde

[@lonchafina4642]

Randy Marsh*

[@lonchafina4642]

@BrainyCabde D yia yia im Lorde yia yia yia

[@benji6599]

Thus comments underated

[@Ohkeh640]

Lol omg

[@rk3340]

Who

[@berserk____1878]

6:22 the biggest bite I have seen Reviewbrah ever take

[@nathanchocomint]

It was that good

[@artdogg50]

Yeah I think he liked it more than he let on. 🤣🤣... I don't know though.

[@oldgrandpamampa9153]

Got an ad

[@savagebrooks]

Berserk___ _ u

[@chinmcgee1236]

the biggest bite of 1968....

[@mr.pastaman]

He looks like Tobey Maguire's younger brother. I love it.

[@fiatluxmequi3227]

more like Tilda Swinton

[@randompersondfgb]

No he looks like *‘The Rat’ from the movie called ‘The Core’.*

[@gsl649]

RandomPersondfgb shut up

[@7Jstamper]

Scrobey McSquire

[@kazir.a.shadman264]

More like Mesut Ozil. If you don't know him he is a great German Footballer.

[@midnightcabbage5475]

"That hoagie style bun in the afternoon sun" 1968 song of the year by the legend, Reviewbruh. Hear it at a laundromat near you

[@gunndlewittlebaum]

Wouldn't mind a little McReviewBrah on MY menu.

[@coconutproductions5056]

Kevin Norris funny of you to assume that he’s yours

[@Russian5]

I'm Lovin' It.

[@gunndlewittlebaum]

@@coconutproductions5056 ReviewBrah belongs to all of us. He created us in his image: a fast food menu.

[@andrew7153]

*McMenu

[@RobAll3n]

Love this dude he makes my long 12 hour days at work so much easier , I tune in and listen to him while I’m working 🤙🏼

[@Shaggywonda]

I always get a cringe when you eat these sloppy sandwiches with a white starch pressed shirt like that, kudos to you for never getting a stain brah. You are a legend

[@GathererThompson]

He'd never post a flawed video, he'd burn it downstairs in the incinerator with the rest of the disappointments.. .. not really though.. saw him drop some food on his car seat once, and he 5-second-ruled it lol

[@tomashagecranz5044]

@@GathererThompson Wich video was that. I believe you. But would like to see it for myself. lol

[@DrEvil-wo2zx]

Never watch his videos but they pop up in my feed alot. Someone have an explanation why he dresses up like he is going to law school or church? When he eats anything at all? I dont understand it, he creeps me out

[@XQueen_Lunaa]

@@tomashagecranz5044 he has dropped something on himself. And he flipped tf out. Of course it was burger kings sandwich

[@DrEvil-wo2zx]

Nicolas Rosas yes he does. I'm doing me, and people I know and how I was raised, didnt put on suits and slick their hair back to eat McDonalds.

[@chazington1073]

The way he says “food review” is amazing

better than KZbin rewind

[@PeanutButterRedneck]

If you're working towards a compliment here, try harder!

[@frederikandersen8402]

Everything is

[@dizzychineseman7445]

Hes better than every thing fuck off

[@danielshimoda9246]

I took a spicy shit this morning and even that is better than youtube rewind.

[@andreasbustan6695]

Facts

[@Spunkkygirl]

"The Jungle" was 1906 not 1904. However, the fact that you just pulled that out of nowhere... you are forgiven.

[@gabrielgri]

It doesn’t count if you googled it

[@Spunkkygirl]

@@gabrielgri Nope just one of those random worthless knowledge things that I know.

[@goldengod5915]

@@Spunkkygirl Unrelated question: Does your username have Kentucky in it, or is it just "spunky" emphasized

[@Spunkkygirl]

Golden God spunkygirl was taken. So, it’s just that with an extra k. I am not from, nor do I live, in KY

[@headphonic8]

@@Spunkkygirl at least it's not spunkkkygirl

[@OGBeefStew]

he's no longer a mcrib virgin, folks.

[@yaboycyn]

But is he a bookworm adventures virgin?

[@mariomariscal3756]

From mcvirgin to mcChad

[@tristonmccallum6771]

He got his mcrib cherry popped

[@muxperience]

stay pure review sqwad

[@JulioLopez-xz5kx]

Still an incel sadly tho.

[@domj.m.410]

Do 'I Hate Mars Bars'.

[@lilyuh4487]

Durr plant

[@AndreyAndreyevich]

Dom J.M. can he even express hate 🤔🤔🤔

[@soomysoom1419]

Dom J.M. Wrong channel

[@John_Sturgeon]

@@AndreyAndreyevich he has in the past.

[@itsthefluorescents4777]

*this is art, but will the public understand it?*

[@evo2500]

pau 666 oh im high and i do

[@ree3197]

I'm completely appalled by it.. personally 🤷🏾‍♀️

[@todayisforgotten]

That he sounds like Woody Allen and just goes on and on with a monotone voice? No.

[@macro6749]

Guy is so powerful he demanded the fly-over of a plane so he could use it for his audio. DUDE IS A GOD.

[@ishmealoj]

this guy > any asmr on youtube.

[@aliabdi6094]

L

[@ishmealoj]

@@aliabdi6094 ??

[@Relco12]

Olive Oil maybe not the asmr but the story sure

[@aliabdi6094]

@big boss hmmmm?

[@queenwitcher6661]

I never would have thought that Big Boss would be a fan of asmr videos.

[@deadz8668]

Most wholesome KZbinr that I know of please give this guy more attention he should have at least 2 million subs

[@11AceHearts11]

Today he's at 1.99M!! So close!

[@Justpassingby204]

He has 2 mil now

[@MichaelJohnson.]

*Cough Cough* you might wanna check again

[@deadz8668]

Michael Johnson 🤝 good show

[@revanmonster685]

the fake story at the beginning had my dying laughing

[@Denim_Chicken]

revan monster but it wasn’t fake...our Lord is a timeless being, older than time itself.

[@jakewelch.design]

Lord of comedy!!!

[@lightsoff9008]

He looks like he is from 1968.

[@q3znw6j88aywnwy]

I hope your dying is okay now xx

[@randum7433]

Dang, this man did not get any sauce on he’s shirt while eating a mc rib. *What a. Legend*

[@Iceis_Phoenix]

Get A Grip

[@Abznth]

bdddd

[@nicoffee777]

@@Iceis_Phoenix gotta get a grip*