My Tinder Story

My attempt at online dating.
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[@earthWaxer]

“You need to find a good girl on tinder” aged perfectly

[@swoozie]

lolll as i was editing I thought the same exact thing

[@Tommo3756]

Lol

[@meow-vk7uq]

@@swoozie just wanted to say that your videos helped me cope through some depressing times in my life. You’re the best Swoozie

[@lorel747]

What do u mean

[@abdulbabalola5255]

@@lorel747 sarcasm, there's like a 0.0000000000000000001% chance that you find a "good girl" on Tinder

[@phoneguy4637]

"if somebody wants to do something, they will find a way. if they don't wanna do it, they will find an excuse.". bruh, my whole life experience with me hood put into one cool two-parter!

[@ReniTube]

HOLY SHIT I JUST TYPED THE EXACT SAME QUOTE

[@fettuccinewater8992]

Omg that’s what happened to me most recently 🤦🏾‍♂️. This quote is powerful though.

[@alexlovehall7796]

Man this gem is real real

[@VergilLover69]

Bruh I don't use excuses. If I don't want to see someone I don't want to see them🤦🏿

[@vaporeon987]

*hugs*

[@eggie1978]

"If somebody wants to do something, they will find a way. If they don't want to do it, they'll find an excuse." - Swoozie 2022. Once again, good dating advice. Yo, when are you writing a book? Come on, man.

[@raymondjames4594]

That’s good life advice in general tbh

[@airforce1328]

So true.

[@MercShanks]

That’s a pretty common quote… Swoozie didn’t invent it haha

[@MisaelMatute76]

Considering he dates all this sketchy girls he shouldn't be giving advice 🤣

[@xiguaw9566]

Your comment is so incisive

[@nonofyobusinessboi]

I feel like Swoozie gets in these type of situations on purpose for the sake of these amazing story telling videos.

[@swoozie]

Haven't had to 'do it for the vine' just yet. This one took a few years to finally have an ending so now I can share ^_^

[@nonofyobusinessboi]

@@swoozie Sigma male grindset ❤️

[@mattheston9132]

@@swoozie I live in your walls

[@phoneguy4637]

conspiracy confirmed...

[@orakhoza325]

@@swoozie what's up bro✌

[@TimeBucks]

his storytelling is amazing

[@greennumberthree]

he would be amazing writer for romantic movies or creating romance between characters in any type of movie or tv-show, not only because of his expierence and his empathy in understanding people... a lot of people have that... but solely because he's a great story teller.

[@divyasree8835]

👍

[@dolatramgomani2670]

Good

[@morellatovar4151]

Bien

[@blurplepie]

Even the phrase 'good girl on tinder' got me with a lil side snicker, lol. Great video, your friend who got a hubby on that app got lucky, that's all imma say. 😂

[@kengy1991]

Exactly. The one couple I know that met on Tinder that got married got divorced after less than 3 years.

[@abby1709]

My husband and I met on tinder 😂 we’ve been together for 4 years now

[@Murhuedur]

My fiance and I met on tinder! We've been together for about 2 and a half years. Engaged for a month

[@jayclearmen411]

facts total sausage fest on there lol 90% of them gals…are there for attention validation an free food.. No 🧢 an that’s not count the *catfishes & Bots* am i right fellas…

[@v6953]

I got lucky too 🍀

[@DiutoAjoku]

I didn’t expect it to END the way it did... quite short lived Btw, appreciate you dropping a new video for us, Swoozie!💃🏾☺️

[@swoozie]

Trying to be the citizen Gotham needs rn

[@spinjitzumasterfalcon]

"If somebody wants to do something, they'll find a way. If they don't, they'll find an excuse." This man needs to write a book

[@angelaplays]

The dude is back with another vid. These always make my day, man you’re hilarious 🔥

[@AxxLAfriku]

ORORORORO!!! I spend half of my day sleeping! ORORORO!!! Then I sometimes get up and tell you that I am a famous content creatorORORORORO!!! Please don't sleep while driving, dear ange

[@iknowwhatyouare102]

@@AxxLAfriku I see your comments everywhere- Wtf are you smoking and why aren’t you sharing?

[@DangoDani]

Someone get this man a woman who knows how to communicate intentions clearly

[@madelynzeigler7730]

Or maybe he's mainly just met girls who just don't care enough to 🤷🏼‍♀️ cus like he said "if they wanted to they would find a way if they didn't want to they would find an excuse"

[@MisaelMatute76]

@@madelynzeigler7730 Yeah, plus none of them seem like girls that want something serious either. He just wants to have fun and is always talking to multiple girls at the same time.

[@lxlPhishlxl]

Hell nah, then what he gonna post about? It’s the spin of his situations that are hilarious! He doesn’t come here and slap the successful stories on us. They not as funny

[@jayclearmen411]

nah that would mean that these pretty girls would need have to be self aware an self reflective..an that’s a hard enough trait to find in people let alone pretty women. if it’s one thing i notice about the gals around swoozie that he’s attracted too anyway they tend to *NOT* have those qualities, I mean most of the pretty looking ones in the U.S generally don’t. Especially in places like Miami & La

[@MisaelMatute76]

@@jayclearmen411 Yeah, its actually partly his fault for going after this type of girls...

[@elephanty8857]

My sister met her husband on tinder. They dated for a few years, got married and they just had their first baby 🤷‍♀️

[@alexandriatrenier7366]

Awe that’s amazing

[@RuNZiT1]

I think Tinder has a success rate of like 4%. My cousin met his now Fiancé on Tinder so I respect

[@Y0SH1zzzz]

Just found girls that plays with ur feelings and dating a bunch of other guys at the same time

[@ArgyleApple]

I met my fiancé on Tinder as well, and I've also made good friends through the app, but I've also had a few hook ups through it over the years. 😆 It is what you make of it.

[@_fussyfangs]

Yeah… All I could find were guys trying to hook up for 1 night or guys randomly sending pics of their worst “assets.” Some without any warning at all, btw, one minute you’re talking about the weather & the next bam! 🍆 pic

[@christopherantoine9657]

I actually have much respect for people that can find a marriage on a dating app. Or any relationship at all.

[@allisonlouie1202]

Same. I feel like it's hard to find/connect with someone who actually wants a relationship online and not something else (i.e. a hookup or wanting to catfish someone else)

[@christopherantoine9657]

@@allisonlouie1202 it’s online so there are more options accessible, but we still have the real world to connect with people

[@allisonlouie1202]

@@christopherantoine9657 true. This is the nice thing about life. We’re able to connect with people in a lot of ways online and in real life

[@v6953]

It’s all about intention, if you put your intention out there then someone else will connect to it

[@christopherantoine9657]

@@v6953 Facts and if someone doesn't, that doesn't mean you have to change your intentions it just means that you have to find someone that agrees with you

[@houselightkell]

"Good girl on tinder" "Good food on airplanes" "Good weather in England" "Intellectualism on Twitter" "Good wifi at McDonald's"

[@Frazier16]

Airplane food can be good just too expensive

[@mcmaschio]

Love when swoozie uploads … his storytelling is amazing and inspiring … creators can learn alot from this dude … thanks Swooz … appreciate these amazing videos 💯🔥

[@AnimatedPJ]

Give this man a girlfriend already.

[@kaylas717]

I'm convinced that Swoozie is a major part of the problem on why he has so many crazy female experiences. Only took me 50+ of these videos to come to this conclusion. 😆

[@dragonflarefrog1424]

lol i came to this conclusion years ago

[@momaid9283]

you attract what you put out

[@jasonhuntorhees8246]

Swoozie is too much of a NICE GAME almost beta and these are super cute "IT GIRLS" that he always befriends and they are so superficial and lack serious relationship skills.

[@SuperICEMAN15]

My man has the top tier gift of turning the most simple stories into a hilarious plot that keeps you on the edge of your seat 😂

[@GothiQhaQer]

I’d be way too paranoid on a dating app. If the dating pool is this murky in real life, imagine.

[@zsahihall4655]

"This isnt rocket surgery or brain science" had me rolling and laughing at the same time

[@AuRoaraAnimations]

“other side of the world” girl missed out on an uber scooter 😂

[@ethanIsMyDaddy]

I’ve never clicked so fast, till I saw Swoozie + Tinder.

[@ecclips4]

What you mean when you a swoozie video you click fast

[@googleitlol6590]

I imagine Swoozie aggressively jotting down notes whenever he gets done dirty

[@ComicalRealm]

"If you're under 6 foot, don't bother" - Cinderella's step mother

[@TishaTheBrave]

Dude, I hope one day we get a story were things actually work out for you!

[@packnetadaija]

The face I made when you said “you need to find a good girl on tinder” hahaha

[@enigmaoftheechidna6279]

"If you wanna do something, you'll find a way. If you don't wanna do something, you'll find an excuse." - Swoozie 2022 Wiser words have never been spoken!

[@mehdiachouri4371]

I just love and respect this huge effort that you put into your videos from the animations and their animation style all the way to your storytelling with your interesting personality, bro! You're really rocking it out here! And i can kinda relate to this when it comes to girls but not necessarily from a Tinder perspective but dating in general!

[@xiuwen5519]

Your animation and stories just get better and better. Love the vibes. Feels like im just listening to a friend talk about smth. My social needs fulfilled in a short

[@spinjitzumasterfalcon]

Gotta say, it's nice seeing upload consistently. It really helps me get into a good mood before starting my homework

[@sm00ps65]

These videos brighten up my day so much. Thank you❤

[@master0fthearts894]

I guess there’s a moral to this-There’s two types of people: Those who marry people on tinder, and those who do not.

[@_Mamba]

this weeks video was lowkey made for me…. going through a similar situation right this instant, Swoozie u giving me signs for this one

[@awesomegamer5278]

How in the hell does Swoozie even need Tinder???

[@shanikebeckford4489]

I ask the same thing lol. Guess no one wants to date him because once you’re “known” everyone believes you’re a player

[@LinealNgannou]

I was thinking that

[@sucyshi]

Swoozie keeps talking about all these toxic people in his life, both girls and guys. Clout circles get wild and even if Swoozie himself don't have his own personal problems or toxicity, he's swimming in a pool of it so it's hard to find anyone not there for the money or clout. Dating apps are overwhelmingly made up of the bottom of the barrel though. He really should find a hobby he can do anonymously and meet people that way, under another identity.

[@kingofgrim4761]

@Crack Shot sad

[@hellishcyberdemon7112]

@@sucyshi Hey makes sense

[@sharonsangel2]

Perfect Sunday when Swoozie posts! 💜

[@kaylaasplace]

Swoozie Sundays is a vibe

[@Eee081]

I love how much effort you put into you videos

[@boilingandspinninggrapefruit]

I’ve been on a swoozie binge and I now have a new one to add to my collection

[@pugz2857]

always a good day when Swoozie posts!

[@TyToClean24]

Swoozie never disappoints when he uploads

[@ricko7950]

YAASS!! OMG i get so excited when Swooz drops a vid

[@ReniTube]

"If someone wants to do something they'll find a way, if they don't want to do it they'll find an excuse." - Swoozie 2022

[@kapalotofficial1267]

You know it’s gonna be a good day when swoozie uploads

[@jennidoyle]

It's crazy how much time and effort you put into these videos. Huge respect. Keep up the good work.

[@diaryofsarahmargaret4590]

I've been a fan of your videos for yeeeears!Binge watched your videos all week cause they're that good! Never a disappointment!

[@blah4268]

I swear Swoozie is like the best story teller

[@Vinn_Tree]

My tinder story is like this. Found one woman ghosted me the next day. Meet another one played me for a fiddle. No money sent or spent but she basically said i was the worse choice blah blah blah. I had the nerve to message her so she decided to basically prank me while with her boyfriend. And then maybe a month in i got permanently banned on tinder. I have no really good dating app story.

[@eddiecarrion6176]

Always a good thing when Swoozie uploads a new video 😁 also that part when you said “wow woww” had you giving some Owen Wilson vibes lol

[@nickembrey8223]

My guy is back with another banger much respect keep up the great work

[@BSJ-Unparalleled]

I’m just gonna say it, Swoozie is too good for Tinder.

[@zmaley1324]

Swoozie dating stories. I’m here for it.

[@shanks5393]

There's always that funny plot twist in your story , really thanks your videos are stress-relieving.😆

[@br__uh]

Swoozies vids always here to numb our own pain. Love this mans

[@VoltageMarvel]

I'm convinced swoozie is the Taylor swift of men. Homie gets in so many scenarios with women, just to have content to show us.

[@XTRA_THICC]

when we needed him most, swooz returned LES GOO

[@butterflyamberly1138]

I hollered at the end of the video. Love these dating videos definitely inspiring😊

[@kevingonzalez-james6421]

Yessss, like 4 vids within a two month period. Love it 🥰🥰

[@dallassteel625]

Can we all agree that Swoozie is one of the best story-tellers on KZbin? Also, Swoozie: you don’t need Tinder. Just my personal 2 cents. Hope you and the rest of y’all have a great and blessed day.

[@KayKay-pz7er]

I swear swoozie always getting the girls

[@optimistickrishiv843]

Swoozie you always make my day better with your videos, MUCH LOVE

[@liegh883]

Proud to say I’ve been here for 15 years Ty sWooZie you’ve fueled my will to try new things and get through school I owe it all to you. Remember the remake of the Lego matrix you posted,pretty awesome to kid me lol keep it up 👍 you’re amazing have a good day or night. :)

[@shakenbake1464]

She could’ve gotten fleewed out if she played her cards ri🤷🏾‍♂️

[@champ2.546]

Tinder is not the same from back then, went from finding a soul mate to a Craigslist app for prostitution, 3 some participants, and one night stand enthusiasts lol

[@RpJThunder1]

new swoozie vid i gots to watch, love you man

[@chillinwithcuddy]

As always great one. Statue, much respect. Always waiting on more. Appreciate it swoozie

[@Rawrishface]

I think we’ve reached a point where you should know that you shouldn’t take advice lol …but you give great advice! 👀

[@kingofthe_humanz8285]

You would think being built like a comic book character would get you a lot of options but swoozies’s luck just aint it

[@fatmanvidz]

The fact that you're STILL making videos bro!!! I remember when the cheating in high school stuff was coming out. Congrats!!!

[@qtrureborn]

Swoozie is the ultimate storyteller. I could listen to his voice for days

[@justalpha9138]

I'm totally not one of those guys that does dating apps so I have props to anyone who is brave enough to venture on them. XD

[@JayKlasik]

You really need to get a good hot girl Swooz,,and will be looking forward to when you drop a video ending up with one 😅

[@premiumworkoutmusic1819]

Haha think he surely needs a gurll right

[@98Donruz]

I always appreciated how you post in the morning

[@rezz4532]

swoozie your vids make my day funny because after i watch them my whole day becomes similar 😭😭

[@PhatomWarrior]

At this point, whenever I hear friends talk about Tinder, it's really just for hook ups and that's it lol. So I think you did well by deleting it. Dating is rough!

[@sydneycho7290]

That’s best the way people sleep around makes me want to get them STD tested every time I meet someone new

[@PhatomWarrior]

@@sydneycho7290 Facts!!

[@neilwalker1498]

Swoozie I've been watching for years and I never comment, just a faithful viewer. I don't think these girls are crazy, I think it's just you lol let me elaborate. Your too nice of a guy and not aggressive enough with showing your interests- Which leads you to being taken advantage of and being friend zoned. Talking everyday and never moving the conversation forward, not even sexually at that, is leading you to disaster each and every time. You have to be clear, you have to more firm with your intentions.

[@joemomma6317]

A swoozie upload on a shitty day can really make my day. Bro been dropping heat since the beginning of yt

[@KingLeaf_707]

Swoozie makes every video Entertaining and fun to watch !

[@mike2207]

Swoozie ngl you need to stop having girls take advantage of you.

[@Strmbz]

Fellas, don't chase chicks.

[@TCt83067695]

Been on KZbin all these years and T1J just mentioned you and here I am just fascinated by these great stories and the animations too.😅

[@MamaGoddessReacts]

Swoozie be HEAVY on the "choose me or lose me" tip!😄😄😄 gotta love it!!!

[@sunnyzee]

Ok so I think this girl is from england

[@nilus2k]

I’m sure a few love connections happened on Tinder but that isn’t not a dating app, it’s a hook up app. Also I think ya dodged a bullet. Someone paying for Tinder and looking for hookups outside of their country is really sus. Also sweet Jesus man. I know you are rolling in mad KZbin cash but don’t even consider flying out ladies from other countries to hook up. You are in LA, there are a million beautiful awesome women within a few miles of you.

[@ragoopanzer166]

I been watching you since middle school and I’m bout to graduate college! Much love man🙏🏾

[@CappedOff-qi2sw]

SWooZie love the vids man, they make my mornings

[@brojay934]

first

[@ceufrscio707]

Ur first

[@I_like_fruit_too]

Yeah

[@DRE823]

First

[@snowboiltoast]

Burrito

[@primal1o1.31]

I was so close

[@krystofer4605]

i love u swoozie. your videos make my day 10000x better

[@Giovanni-ly1ez]

I feel like this is a lot of people's tinder stories, I can relate in my single days and having girls from my own country that we spoke to here and there every now and then but never met at all

[@aa_pluz9394]

Perfect timing to go to KZbin when Swoozie posted a new vid, bad day went from bad to good real quick

[@gabrielshay9640]

I like Swoozie going through the comments. Giving us some insight on stories.

[@JinKarii]

Swooz really back love yo vids man

[@alessandroferlita350]

These videos always make my WHOLE WEEK bro 😎

[@J_Double_C]

Yo the "Bad Spot" drawing took me out! Genius! 🤣🤣🤣

[@marcustheartus9867]

I like how its animated w/ little movement..very inspiring

[@frostbiteonyoutube8924]

Swoozie always makes my day when he uploads

[@stifledvoice]

I can relate to that. Good animation is a tough nut to crack.

[@akaadam_2.043]

Love u bro ur amazing when u upload u make my day much love ❤️

[@user-Jay178]

Great video and love your stories. You are hilarious Swoozie and you are awesome

[@jahthedefault5940]

Swoozie is one of my top favorite KZbinr and he spit facts I love this man ❤️

[@torionedwards8177]

I love how every time I spark my blunt you upload 😂😂💯

[@Connoemano]

I just get happy when swoozie upload man

[@Treezus_98]

All I can say is, I’ve been waiting for this