My Greatest Adventure

This is the greatest safari trip of All Time
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[@TheRealestBubby]

“He doesn’t even look real, like CGI” Charlie just casually rating the quality of his eyesight

[@14rs]

these bots annoy me

[@Chaosdude341]

@@AxxLAfriku do your best axxl

[@maxochamp8229]

How did I instantly know he was talking about the giraffes

[@TrippyShasta]

@@Chaosdude341 I'm surprised heat on my paige guy isn't here

[@kevindube7096]

“doesn’t even look real... fucking cringe dude”

[@sovietshady8659]

The crew keeps recording Charlie like he’s having his 12th birthday party and they’re his proud parents, truly inspiring content.

[@taylororourke2525]

Follow the money 🤑

[@wild-.]

@@taylororourke2525 LMAO

[@knockknock8371]

Same height dynamic

[@shahrozmalik9263]

@@wild-. u did him dirty lol

[@gagecumbie3495]

They literally say “here comes the boy” when getting out of the van

[@MantisToboggan777]

“They pee backwards” “Is that like a speed boost while running?!” 😂😂😂

[@phantom3146]

Surprised those giraffes weren’t intimidated by Charlie’s hulking height

[@stephenpmurphy591]

They may have confused him as a possible giraffe mate. Damn & Yikes.

[@crystalwu7400]

nooo this is a violation lmao

[@imafishlel2925]

Bro

[@PlumpyNut]

take it all

[@slightlyexpiredpeanutbutte3625]

"They won a war against Australia, you have no chance." "NOT AGAINST PINHEAD LARRY" A true southerner.

[@WanderingLoner1]

Yeah lol

[@Hazard_-ot5ll]

Ffs can we just forget that ever happened

[@urgae9125]

@@Hazard_-ot5llnah. If you can’t beat a simple bird in warfare, then you don’t get a say

[@the_inquisitive_inquisitor]

I'm digging all the IRL content lately

[@forgivezharion6989]

Ratio + yb better + I didn’t ask + this you 🤓🤓👨🏼‍💻👨🏼‍💻👶🏽👶🏽

[@ns6q333]

im digging

[@aliakeel]

it hasn't been irl before?

[@the_inquisitive_inquisitor]

@@aliakeel I mean, as opposed to reacting to stuff in front of the computer...

[@marcom248]

@@forgivezharion6989 gay

[@carsandclimbing]

glad to see Charlie has ascended to being the 19th cowboy of Ram Ranch.

[@mcoupe69]

Yes.. the only fully clothed cowboy to be accepted into their herd

[@qwedge]

@@CyberKnightProbably those spots were taken

[@flop2120]

actually ram ranch has 36 cowboys 18 naked cowboys in the showers and 18 more wild cowboys out in the yard

[@dementicpower44fan75]

@@flop2120 fact

[@layz_gaming_4275]

@@CyberKnightProbably 18 naked cowboys in ram ranch

[@space_cowboy1]

Charlie is the most unenthusiastic enthusiastic person I’ve ever seen and I love it

[@gooeyboy706]

Charlie when excited: 😐 Charlie when not excited: 😑

[@space_cowboy1]

@@gooeyboy706 completely 😂

[@palekoc8697]

This seems like the first act of a really fun found footage horror flick

[@walmartnibba4726]

i mean theyre at a ranch famous for hunting so it makes sense

[@rohamm_9238]

@@walmartnibba4726 and now the final animal… man

[@sillydude3048]

wow

[@Eclipse.7897]

Damn, they even got wild tanks roaming the lands

[@TheMeanLemon]

Yeah leopards

[@laboskie349]

@@TheMeanLemon Panthers and Tigers 😳

[@kyledodson2992]

It’s part of the amusement park. Place is cool, you can shoot a tank cannon, fire crazy guns, go on the safari, eat at tons of different food at restaurants and more. Fairly affordable too. It’s like Disney but spread out over the Texas hill country

[@kyore789]

Dude I thought you were memeing or something

[@IONLYCAMEHERETOFUCKYOURWIFE]

@@kyledodson2992 where in texas????

[@y337]

3:12 I can’t believe you guys saw a REAL wild heavy armor tank assault vehicle out in the wild. This species is super rare to find you only really see them as a common occurrence out in the wild in Ukraine nowadays

[@nell711]

D:

[@WhuDhat]

man I though fissure someone was gonna say something along those lines but maybe it was just too easy/ obvious a joke

[@kevinb5417]

I'm told Ukrainians have actually developed new, modern methods of capturing these majestic creatures with grain alcohol and tractors. Truly magnificent.

[@fathinahmadmuiz-regb3067]

@@TheLadderman 🤓

[@butterspike680]

Nature is healing 🌱💚

[@JJamahJamerson]

When he climbed out of the car Charlie looked like a make a wish kid

[@reesecup3214]

bruhh thats foul 💀

[@ashtray0belief]

underrated comment

[@madi8000]

lmaoo

[@haft2beu]

that is the cruelest and most accurate statement 😂😭

[@esper86]

That was magical feeding the giraffes. The one Chelsea was feeding definitely knew stuff

[@gamefan4254]

Did you know that male Giraffes slam their heads against female giraffes bladders so they piss themselves. The male then tastes the piss to see if the female giraffe is ovulating.

[@shortercandletroll]

he knew too much

[@Dragonk116]

I haven't done this particular safari but I have feed giraffes before, it's a pretty magical experience.

[@vazarri86]

The last time I fed a giraffe it head-butted me lol

[@McFwoupson]

Giraffes are just government drones. The horns are for radio signals and the long neck is so they get better connection.

[@99Plastics]

"I'm pretty fast" - Last words of a man trying to out run a lion doing 70km/h

[@mr.flewsers5289]

Charlie: It's crazy that animals don't speak English... Animals: It's crazy that humans don't communicate telepathically.

[@willwunsche6940]

😂. 4:30 I read the timestamp the second I read your comment

[@emrakul267]

13:28 "Is it like a speed boost when they're running?" That fucking got me

[@laters_gators9865]

"They have the largest horns by circumference not length" "Thats how I measure mine too" 4:00

[@forgivezharion6989]

Ratio + yb better + I didn’t ask + this you 🤓🤓👨🏼‍💻👨🏼‍💻👶🏽👶🏽

[@laters_gators9865]

The bots are stronger than ever

[@gyrozeppeli4862]

I honestly lost it when I heard that line lol

[@laters_gators9865]

@@gyrozeppeli4862 its like they don't even mean to be funny but they are

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

12:38 The last thing I expected to see is when Charlie started rubbing on that rhino and got the rhino "a little excited" from that stimulation...

[@wasimgamer1364]

you need a Mustache!

[@funnyman4519]

What's up checkmark

[@kran8258]

Leech gonna leech

[@kran8258]

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you're fucking hilarious 🤣

[@poweroffriendship2.0]

Charlie's adventures feels like a neo-western arc: Cowboys in the modern times decided to finish what the past generations had started.

[@forgivezharion6989]

Ratio + yb better + I didn’t ask + this you 🤓🤓👨🏼‍💻👨🏼‍💻👶🏽👶🏽

[@happyharmony7062]

@@forgivezharion6989 Shut up

[@H3L1C0PR10N]

this reply section is 🐳🗿🗿

[@poweroffriendship2.0]

@@forgivezharion6989 Nerd!

[@cedarcoder2005]

@@forgivezharion6989 shut

[@SaltyFrankie]

11:38 was the first time Pinhead Larry ever felt the gaze of an equal, and in that moment he was the closest to fear he's ever been.

[@idhunepijl1404]

He did it, he actually went outside again.

[@forgivezharion6989]

Ratio + yb better + I didn’t ask + this you 🤓🤓👨🏼‍💻👨🏼‍💻👶🏽👶🏽

[@soggyleghair6572]

Today Charlie has been on KZbin for 15 years, what a huge milestone

[@properlyadvanced9741]

Today, the bodies I have buried in siberia has not been found for 15 years. I think thats a huge milestone for me

[@Scourgeoftengri]

@@properlyadvanced9741 proud of you. The irs haven’t found me for 12 years in southern zimbabwe where i live in an abandoned salt mine

[@drautin348]

@@Scourgeoftengri That's quite the achievement. Personally I'm a refugee from the weeb wars on Eve Online (it's a real thing trust me), they haven't figured out I'm a weeb for 5 years.

[@Anonymous-ss6ur]

You made that comment 15hours ago

[@joshuastubbs1930]

@@Anonymous-ss6ur You made that comment 12 hours ago

[@therbear4545]

Guide: They pee backwards Pinhead Larry: Is that a speed boost when they're running ? I love the IRL stuff man keep it up

[@gon151]

Bro this is the most legendary field trip I've ever seen, WOOOH YEAH BABY

[@AxxLAfriku]

SCHOOL! The answer is I don't go! Why go? I am famous. I am famous. I have more fans than fingers multiplied with toes multiplied with teeth multiplied with ears. I am famous. I am famous. SCHOOL? No, thanks. KZbin FAME? Yes. Good day, dear gon

[@glonbon8481]

i can’t believe the government is forcing charlie to perpetuate the myth that giraffes are real when they are clearly not i will not stand for this injustice

[@taylororourke2525]

And rhinos too! 🦏

[@xochitln77]

Are you joking?

[@kellenhayes3628]

We are not joking, we know the truth about animals.😡🦜🦒🦏

[@nathanpitek3177]

Charlie getting a White Rhino off is the mood booster I didn’t know I needed

[@miraqen7801]

11:37 - This is the look of a man who've tussled with the wrong rhino. The beast put the fear of God in him.

[@haction2419]

Pinhead Larry fears nothing. That look is the look of a man who wants to go mono e mono with that rhino

[@crusadershark7770]

Charlie's ability just to do whatever the fuck he wants to and it still be entertaining to watch is truly the sign of a good entertainer

[@leonguyen743]

This is so wholesome, it’s nice to see Charlie and the crew hanging out on vacation naturally not just for the sake of content. This team streams and makes videos nonstop, good to see they’re taking a break.

[@DaemonJerky]

There isn't anything wholesome about exotic animal petting zoos

[@Bruh-pk6ei]

@@DaemonJerky 🤓

[@tentinquarantino876]

0:31 Here he is... ✨THE BOY✨

[@jwill797]

The cowboys hats should be a permanent addition to their wardrobes, in every single video going forward.

[@forgivezharion6989]

Ratio + yb better + I didn’t ask + this you 🤓🤓👨🏼‍💻👨🏼‍💻👶🏽👶🏽

[@Black-tq8ef]

Report for spam👆

[@YourLordMobius]

You know matt is looking at the giraffes and thinking "ah yes my people"

[@user-uo8mx3cv5k]

Imagine if they somehow find a secret entrance to the hidden world of Slap Mountain

[@forgivezharion6989]

Ratio + yb better + I didn’t ask + this you 🤓🤓👨🏼‍💻👨🏼‍💻👶🏽👶🏽

[@jamaribennett6925]

@@forgivezharion6989 get out just leave

[@knockknock8371]

@@jamaribennett6925 you ratioed the ratioer

[@graysonspyker3119]

3:54 "They have the largest horn size by circumference, not by length" "That's how I measure mine too"

[@whiff9686]

Did Charlie said that?

[@aidanwilliams7689]

Charlie is always so intimidating when he like is sitting I forget how much of a short king he is sometimes… watching him get out of the van was hilarious for some reason

[@oofmaker3117]

“The perfect thumbnail doesn’t ex-“

[@MajimaGoroEnthusiast]

2:30 Even the hat couldn't handle the overpowering aura coming from this man. Truly a god

[@epicshadowdemon1211]

Charlie: "They won a war against Australia". Yes when over 20,000 Emus go up against 3 Military personnel with 10,000 rounds of ammunition for their 2 Lewis machine guns. I think the decision was already decided on who would win. Also they could take up to 6 bullets and still run at full speed to safety and one of the men sent to exterminate the Emu's compared their durability to tanks. The towns that were affected by the Emu's which are now ghost towns because of it are Campion & Walgoolan.

[@phoenixgirl70]

Puppet History fan? Hopefully it comes back. Every episode is so creative and cool. Watched stuff I never thought I’d be interested in.

[@bridgerfinch131]

That’s like saying napoleon didn’t loose to Russia because there were too many Russians. I get what your saying but poor generalship and logistics lose wars

[@epicshadowdemon1211]

@@bridgerfinch131 We introduced a bounty system after we ended the operation which was quite successful, at the end of the Emu bounties there had been over 10,000 Emus killed so we got some payback in the end. Besides at least we didn't lose to Insects like China in the 4 Pests campaign which killed millions of Chinese civilians (mostly farmers) you should look it up it's quite the read.

[@kona8832]

The "war" consisted of 3 dudes shooting emu's till they ran out of ammo then went "stuff this, set up bounties" xD i've never seen a wild emu in aus so i guess we got it under enough control in the end. rabbits on the other hand -.-

[@bridgerfinch131]

@@epicshadowdemon1211 I’m not surprised at all that something like that would happen in China

[@billymerritt420]

The Moist crew having IRL animal adventures is the content we never knew we needed so badly in our lives

[@d.ella.y]

I still can't know to who Chelsea is related to, 90% of the time, she's just hanging out in the back, like even as a side story we got to see her hair change from the mid teal to full on blue she's having rn. I need to know the full lore!

[@SuperHornedtoad]

I just see an empty seat WDYM

[@patplayswell6950]

Technically Charlie was Eye to Eye with some of those giraffes, which is no Small feat! 🔥

[@SirDavothe2]

0:45 that edit got me haha

[@Doogie501]

Caleb chasing the Emu had me rolling

[@CRWFRDmusic]

Watching these guys it’s so easy to see that they’re genuinely just really good friends, documenting their adventures.. wholesome as fuk

[@jakubmadejski1481]

Charlie looks like that one anime character that will save the main character and just brush it off as if it was a daily thing for him.

[@andiwand6132]

cuz it is a daily thing for him.

[@MrDiveingaming]

4:42 I'm like 95% sure one of them zebras is just a donkey

[@Cron0s91]

9:29 This is were you begin to hear the Jurassic Park theme in your head lmao

[@FearTheBeans]

When I was younger on a church choir tour we stopped at this zoo that had an overlook into a giraffe enclosure where you were slightly under their eye level. One of the giraffes wanted to eat another person's feed for the animals and trapped me in the corner with it's neck and they feel so incredibly soft.

[@cosmicllama4341]

No bird could ever withstand the wrath of Pinhead Larry😂

[@paigehc6659]

Does Pinhead Larry even know if birds exist? 😂

[@WAVE0025]

These birrds may have won against Australlia, but not against Pinhead Larry

[@jongy]

i love how quiet and serious everyone gets when the longneck horsies come into play

[@caughtlackn3803]

it’s incredible how 90% of the audio is constantly interrupted by wind

[@jersey8650]

It’s almost like they’re outside or something

[@caughtlackn3803]

@@jersey8650 i know right? couldn’t be me

[@laurenmartin5103]

5:59 This is the greatest mic quality of All Time

[@joseph_marcillo-coronado]

Charlies subtle DB Cooper and other random references really give the equivalent feeling of watching the sonic movie just for the easter eggs

[@hydrowolf363]

It felt like a tornado chasing show at the start

[@akilucky4040]

Fr

[@JareRL]

2:19 I'm glad they didn't make Charlie sit in a booster seat this time!

[@commander_cody841]

The acrocanthosaurus footsteps made me so happy, looks like a young one

[@fancyfansee8245]

Charlie: "You know you can't even ride zebras. Fuckin' cringe..." Zebra: 👁👄👁

[@James-712]

11:35 Idk why but this look from Caleb killed me

[@lawizardtv4743]

13:23 "Is it like a speedboost when they're running?" lmao

[@riachew]

This is like watching a 5 year Olds first zoo visit and I love it

[@Chroniclilskip27]

Idk if it's weird to be genuinely happy for someone you've never met but this video made me think of everything you've been able to do and share since I started watching you on KZbin so long ago and it just makes me genuinely so happy for you. I hope you see this comment one day

[@zanderdev57]

rhino got hornier than usual... also the way that caleb made a stance like he was doing his best john wayne impression while constipated just made my day

[@padmeamidala4.20]

Ooh that’s pretty *casually pans over to heaven* (4:18)

[@marymorris8090]

8:50 Jurassic Park theme intensifies

[@MrRastephen]

2:45 nice of Charlie’s dad to get his hat

[@AMetalWorld]

Pretty cool content. Imagine how much better it could be if Charlie got over his phobia one day and branched out into the world at large. His irl KZbin saga can never be completed until we get ‘Charlie abroad: the movie’

[@skvll8607]

8:23 bro tried to square up

[@lukesites2457]

I was really hoping this was gonna be a Collab with the urban rescue ranch

[@matheusleandro1904]

This really is a cool frame 11:10

[@theverymediocreguy7544]

The opening fifteen seconds was almost like a metal gear cutscene

[@braindead3806]

"Matt's the prey now." Danny exclaims before hopping down to all four and letting out a bestial roar.

[@TheFirstCurse1]

Jesus christ that's fucking hilarious

[@WAVE0025]

“This is Charlie Peterson, be moist, stay wild, we'll see you on the next adventure"

[@SedatedandRestrained]

Charlie is just a young Adam Sandler, he sees something cool and uses it as an excuse to take his friends and make incredible content as a byproduct.

[@Petrol_Sniffa]

"the great emu war" was 3 guys and 2 guns vs every emu in Australia. Lol. They just gave up

[@dieselpunk4117]

13:32 Here you see Charlie holding a regular chicken's egg.

[@mikebarnes7441]

Wow I just realized how adorable this Chelsea side character is!

[@AndrewCARNBORN]

Wait I'm confused, how are there zebras, giraffes and rhino's just roaming around in Texas?

[@JustAnotherAlex]

There are Sahara Ranches, which are huge enclosed areas for wildlife like this. Some of them are rescued from exotic pet owners, zoos, and animal trafficking. Others are born there as relocating them to their home continent is out of the question. Texas just happens to have a close enough biome to Africa, as well as a ton of open space to make this work.

[@AndrewCARNBORN]

@@JustAnotherAlex Oh that's pretty cool

[@nikolasscheeks]

@@JustAnotherAlex small, pedantic correction: a similar biome to the savannah grasslands of Africa, which can be found in parts of the Eastern Southern, and Central regions! you gotta remember that Africa is a massive continent with various different biomes - it can range from rainforests to snow capped mountains :) these places are pretty cool! sick that wildlife is being protected like this. it’s awesome of texas to use their nature to create safe savannah habitats!

[@JUSTLETMEHAVETGREY]

God damn, this literally looks like my back yard in texas (its all the sliky acacia trees that do it) Loved this video :)

[@JTGallant]

This is so wholesome, it's like if Thanos snapped and instead of half of everybody turning to dust, everyone in the universe felt a really good hug.

[@Slawsers]

Amazing video, I always love Charlie and the gang videos, animals included extra points

[@soccerbro12]

"...they are measured by circumference not by length." "Yeah thats how i measure mine too." Might be the funniest thing they ever said and no one acknowledge it but Caleb. 🤣🤣😭

[@yumibro8121]

Watching you all have so much fun in ten gallon hats made my heart happy. It’s all just so wholesome.

[@ryubiskj]

its so cute that chelsea got a hat in the matching color to her hair!

[@fatbus0596]

BEEN WAITING FOR THIS VIDEO FOR SO LONGGG. This is a massive lore update for Wiley Shittermen, so excited!

[@NathanWilson07]

6:52 the poop Professor

[@oldmanuncle1237]

Since no one else is gonna say it I will. That van you guys were driving is the most bitchin travel van I've seen.

[@JesykaL]

the safari guide sounds super cool lol love it when staff are ready to be silly

[@ezaz.lr4528]

this looks like it was a really cool experience. glad you got to do it and shared it with us.

[@xxxKillerElitexxx]

If Charlie ever goes to Australia it'll be like beating life on Expert mode

[@jjaxzon2543]

I love seeing Chelsea, she's so happy and sweet. :)

[@BeedyGut]

11:35 the way it pans over to “Pinhead Larry’s” face and he just looks terrified 😂

[@monoq_]

Charlie evolved from a gaming content to safari content. What a huge jump.

[@bebrosbruh8785]

They let all of the animals stay in one area with no fences so it’s as close to real life as possible. You get to watch them hunt and be hunted. Very respectable.

[@SimonSenaviev]

3:10 wow that Safari is so cool! They even got Leopards

[@Muse.Reviews]

Greetings from Miami! The Blue hat with the blue hair is giving me life. Keep being awesome so I can live vicariously through your videos guys lol

[@wyattburnett9369]

One of these days Charlie is going to be on a talk show and start some serious shit and it'll be so fucking funny

[@MbitaChizi]

Dont read my name 😑...

[@JacquesBermonWebster_II]

lol yeah

[@glanty]

@@JacquesBermonWebster_II are you the only non bot

[@reyray934]

I love my life

[@gyrozeppeli4862]

@@glanty apparently

[@drcalhoun]

"They're always pregnant." I mean yeah, with tongues that long I'd be surprised if they weren't

[@jamesm.3520]

This looks fun, wish I was there with you guys

[@pumpiati9536]

I love Charlie he never changes he’s the best content creator by far

[@TuckerPiper]

Shungite has a godlike aura to it only the bravest of men can wield the fabled shungite