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[@knightd12]

Andy Cohen should have Funky Dineva as a guest on 'What`s Happening Live'. He would make a great guest. Nobody knows 'The Atlanta Housewives' better or is more opinionated about it.

[@ladybathshuamoshe1751]

knightd12 yes lord! What can we do to get him on there!

[@darrenn4459]

opinionated, balanced and can comment off the cuff. and "down to the bar" makes perfect sense for WWHL.

[@knightd12]

Andy Cohen is on Facebook as well as Twitter, plus a lot more I assume. Drop him a line and tell him to check out Funky Dineva`s 'Housewives' videos. This episode one is off the hook. Just maybe we can make this happen.

[@tamikadavison]

for real

[@Monique__91]

I'll never forget you going outside Sheree's chateau for Yes Gawd Action News looool 😂😂😂

[@tanagrant6252]

With the pink dildo as a microphone

[@RealNaturalHairGuru]

Cynthia stays slaying in her CONFESSIONAL looks and her other looks!

[@Chocolatetv2011]

Natural Hair Guru she gives me life and doesn't even try. she slays in a ball cap and sweat pants

[@karenwinston9664]

Like Dineva said, women like Cynthia, fashion is in their DNA! Love me some Cynthia! Giving real, exquisitely put together realness!

[@loistenerattler5639]

Natural Hair Guru Cynthia should be on the show just to slay because she does that anyway.

[@patrickblack8869]

She hit the LEMONADE pose in the RANGE ROVER 👊🔥💯🐝🙀😪😂 CORN ROWS & The BERKIN 👜💅💸

[@dougedoug2105]

Lol Right... I love when that Bish Dineva says “ The Fashions”... I downloaded all the apps for my favorite clothing stores and consolidated them all into one folder on my iPhone nicknamed “DaFashens” 😂😅🤣

[@lenoronline]

no one does a RHOA review like Dineva!

[@ocky88]

I think Porsha and Phaedra are friends of convenience. They have mutual "enemies" (Kandi and Kenya) and they are both bouncing back from divorces. What is genuine between them is their lesbian like admiration for each other's booties.

[@brownbeauty5747]

ocky88 That would be a hellva storyline if they were lesbians.

[@SweetCocoa214]

ocky88 I thought they seemed kind of weird to.

[@kivaharper2178]

dead

[@tjhsellers]

ocky88 riiiiight!!! I said that same thing...that friendship is awkward!!!

[@specialk8927]

+brown beauty i wouldnt be surprised!

[@earthshaker1217]

"built all kinda 'partments " 😂😂😂 I'm hollering 'cause I just moved to ATL and I recognize them street names

[@PhoneJones]

That partments part had me in stitches! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@tiki7501]

The only thing I didn't like about Sheree house is that apparently it's almost twice the square footage as Kenya's but the rooms are small. That seems like such a waste to have a massive home with small bedrooms, especially the master, smh

[@joshuamcdowell5782]

I said the same thing. Those rooms are small af.

[@Williams1425]

Came back to see that Dinevas Prediction about Frick and Fracks relationship was spot on

[@MrPhillyfan10]

Looking back at this review, you called about Porsha & Phaedra. You hit the nail right on the head, their friendship was built on a disingenuous foundation and collapsed.

[@Teebee407]

Lol the more I watch this video the more I realize that he REALLY IS connected! He literally depicted the reunion "lies" in this video and this is video #1.....

[@imannewby2826]

You spoke Porsha & Pheadra relationship into existence 🔮

[@mayatineal9284]

Right

[@shanj2009]

"Call Marlo and get one of them stolen credit cards from her". BYE DINEVA. I had to rewind that shit 4 times. Real tears 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@shonikarandolph7932]

Oooooh you called it... that falling out was something serious between Phaedra and Porsha!!!

[@TJ_A_BB]

I knew I wasn't crazy! 😂😂😂 everytime we see Phae in the kitchen she's ALLLWAYS making Guacamole! 😂 got me wanting to run to the nearest Chipotle

[@traceygarth8923]

I must say you did call it out. Porscha and Phadera's friendship was rooted in something devious. Conspiracy against Kandy. Damn you called it.

[@Dasani605]

😂😭 Kandi corporate discount she gets at Rainbow! No shit I spit out my Pure Leaf tea all over the floor after that

[@shakirasyn]

This just gave me liiiiife. That Sheree read was Everything!!!!! Andy Cohen needs to get the memo and put you on Watch What Happens.

[@Vanity_Girll]

This episode was absolutely hilarious due to the continuous shade thrown and the reactions to Kenya's house. Probably my favorite RHOA season opener

[@srianna0416]

Oceana Banks Yeah, I liked it glad I wasn't alone.

[@NamuBang]

Oceana Banks i liked it too.

[@DJXTX23]

Evangelist Funky Dineva Ross foreseen the downfall of Frick and Frack lol

[@LIVE_Concerts_STL]

Rich white women POT-MENTS , Dope dealer POT-MENTS, Flooded out POT-MENTS, Mudded out POT-MENTS. time of death... 10:55pm 😵

[@karenwinston9664]

Good one, lol!!!!!

[@Caramel_Queen504]

😂Lol

[@asiac9317]

LIVE in concert 😂😂😂😭😭😭😭

[@dopealiciousangele4190]

I'm so glad that you called Sheree out. I was like how you talking bout somebody's house like it didn't take you forever and a day to get yours together. She was really feeling herself. SN-you're looking great

[@TrangPakbaby]

Bravo! Finally someone gets Kenya! FD is hands down the best Rhoa reviewer. He gives it to them all equally, no bias and no long winded sermons before each review. Bless u FD!! :-)

[@beautiful_gem_nathan]

Corporate discount at Rainbow 😂 too freaking funny!

[@ddiruscio01]

U called it!!! Now fast forward to present day look at the friendship!!! Rooted in evil

[@SugaQream]

I SWEAR YOU TOOK EVERYTHING I SAID WITH SHEREE I WONDER HOW THAT LIGHT BILL AND WATER BILL LOOKING LIKE LOOORT!!! YOU HAVE ME ROLLING THIS VLOG BUT IM LOVING IT

[@mrspaceforever]

I'm on the floor it's so many wonderful things about this video. 👏🏾👏🏾😩 I'm dead at the "partments" part 😂😭😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@elliedee8829]

All kinda "pahtments" in 90 days!!! I died!!😂😂😂😂😁

[@NealeHurston619]

Kenya has no fashions at all. She wears J.Lo brand jumpers and floral prints from the Nicki Minja line. see. i can't.

[@LaPotraBellaca]

Neale Hurston SCREAMING

[@NamuBang]

Neale Hurston 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

[@andrealewis3838]

I just HOLLERED!!

[@natashamarks3969]

the Sheree read was everyyyyyyyyyyyythinnggggggggggg bahahahhahahaa

[@kenny808kine8]

Natasha M #mummifiedonsight

[@love4judd]

"and then Kenya um...." 😂😂😂Dineva you shady!! but facts is facts!

[@cherylcook8495]

Sheree sweeping with a broom like she the maid had me lol

[@ladybugangel24281]

oooouuu you hit the nail on the head with that relationship between Porsha and Phaedra. I thought the exact same thing

[@Lil_Libra]

Deloris Reed they really became tight after Porsha dragged Kenya but before that not so much

[@Myluxury1stHair]

I feel you on Porcha. I was thinking the same thing like her body is cute; but it's just too much. And the butt is just too big or something idk.

[@deemoore8193]

Denyce @MyLuxury1st She is shaping into her mama

[@Myluxury1stHair]

Dee Moore Oh...yeh probably.

[@TrangPakbaby]

Denyce @MyLuxury1st she never should have added those hard balloons to her figure. Her first season her body was sick and she dressed so cute and classy. Now she's wide and matronly with that little pea sized head sitting on her giant cartoon body

[@Myluxury1stHair]

pinke pink I was thinking her butt was real. But I also don't think her boobs look too big either. I think her hips are too big or something. I can't quite put my finger on it. lolllol

[@octapharma9310]

Denyce @MyLuxury1st yeah her butt is fake you can tell from the first season she came on. She was really tiny, when she was married to that gay dude. She definitely bought that ass and now it's disproportionate

[@sdwsdwsdw]

They built the new Georgia Dome faster!!! Lol

[@annettemint]

Sydney Delgado Chillleeee

[@ajharris78]

Shade!!!

[@deemoore8193]

Sydney Delgado #truth

[@JazzysTable]

Sydney Delgado right! Hahaha

[@phooten23]

Sydney Delgado lol you ain't lying lol

[@KiBrown1977]

The partments remark and when he read Sheree about sweeping I hollered

[@tokyoinooshi4836]

Cynthia looks be so on point that it's hard to pay attention to what she is saying. She is stunning and regal af

[@karenwinston9664]

Tokyo I like the way you put that; REGAL, that sounds just about right to describe Queen Cynthia, lol!

[@tokyoinooshi4836]

Yes indeed!! And she had the best tag line in the opening too

[@weightloss220]

Karen Winston

[@HartfordHobo]

YESSSS DINEVA! Came on the scene and gave me life. This episode was a full ass shade fest, but you done read the show so much by now it's such a tired read lol.

[@LaPotraBellaca]

1.Kenya and Sheree are too old to be competing over houses that ain't complete 2.Porsha looks better than Kenya without makeup 3.I miss Nene 4.Kenya lives in a ditch 5.None of Kenya's guests look like they knew her 6.Sheree might as well get back with Bob so she can afford that house 7.Kandi and RL's wife are the only wives on the show so the show should be called two wives and some divorcees of ATL 8.I love Phaedra's shade 9.Cynthia and Peter never shoulda got together 10.i love yo shade 11.I don't know what was more rough Kenya's skin or that unfinished driveway

[@MeaghanTamara]

Britloves Quincy Kenya definitely lives in a flood zone. I know her insurance is high.

[@JessicaJEElaine]

Britloves Quincy I was like Kenya, girl, you can't talk about how nobody looks without makeup unless she got that acne cleared up 😂😂😂😂

[@LaPotraBellaca]

JessicaJEElaine Kenya's face looks like that gravel everybody almost tripped on

[@mrbrownroyyal]

.

[@LaPotraBellaca]

Brown Royal I got you

[@PeggyRabbit32]

Porsha better watch Phaedra....Phaedra is messy

[@SmoothdeSmooth]

"He smelled like broke"....just fell out laughing hahaha

[@misstasha80]

All these partments round there it's getting real crowded round they house! The shade Dineva threw at that raggedy townhouse she was staying in! Lmao!! 😂😂😂😂 I have truly missed you Ms. Ross! Thank goodness you not sleeping with the neighbor husband anymore you looking for true love now! ♥️♥️♥️♥️

[@dandotcom1989]

Kandi and the corporate discount at rainbow lol I CAN'T!!!

[@glowingmyway]

4 years worth of dust 😩😂😂😂 chile I hollered

[@castielfever]

Funky Dineva, you are looking real good. Glad to see that..

[@LIVE_Concerts_STL]

Either I'm high..... or this is thee funniest!!!!!!!!!! video you have made in a long time!!!!!!!

[@ToyaHolly]

You said the same thing I said about Sheree's throwing shade. it took you 5 years to get it together. Now she's feeling herself!

[@loistenerattler5639]

LadyElleTee And her mother had to co-sign for her. Also didn't Sheree deny having and older for a long time and this is the first time she have shown her on the show. I do know that her mother raised the young lady.

[@bougiestylist8262]

Loistene Rattler she has shown her oldest daughter before in previous seasons. She attended Tennessee State University & was always at college.

[@loistenerattler5639]

Bougie Stylist Right, but she did call her a family friend before that.

[@kayw1895]

Dinevaaaaaa!! I'm crying real live tears at my desk! Talking bout Matt smelled like broke!!!! LMAOO!!!!

[@deemiddleton6233]

Yep😂😂😂... you going back to court!!! I love it!!!!! Humble yoself Sheree.. we proud of you boo but nope.. bringing it down 3 notches..

[@bettywhite3296]

She is on TEAM TOO MUCH lol. Like why does a single mom with grown kids need a house that big? I would be scared living there alone, and also cleaning it. She's ridiculous but I love her reads :)

[@NaToyaYvette]

Betty White she said the kids would be living with her...at least the youngest two would be

[@bettywhite3296]

Nikki Dunn But isn't it a 7 bedroom?!? 3 would do just fine for me ..

[@genevaburton9134]

Whew Lawd them crickets you threw Kenya tho. 😂

[@jasonstackhouse5154]

Funky you were right calling it first episode of season 9. The betrayal of Phaedra and porsha

[@tiffanymoralez8592]

I know Kenya's 🏠 warming party was musssssstyyy, with the dust and heat

[@GeminiLove-bj9hi]

Lmao. Yes indeed.

[@itinavarait]

Tiffany Moralez dust and heat 😫😂

[@secopsdiva]

Tiffany Moralez I just HOLLERED 😂😂😂😂😂

[@fth2013]

Ashes to Ashes, dust to sidequeens 😂🐝🍋

[@Oshunlife]

It warms my heart to have queen mother reviewing RHOA again!!! I miss you Dineva!

[@angelaburt50]

welcome back dineva come through and give life.... this episode was watched on fast forward..

[@Tina_Journey]

Dineva, the weight looks good on u and I like the hair cut. Great review as always .

[@beverleymedas8734]

LMAO Funky Dineva I m crying listening to this review.....You got this one right.

[@vileplume5927]

OMFG, YAS! Dineva, I first discovered you through your RHOA reviews. So happy you're doing them again!

[@AngelAfrica2007]

U called the Frit and Frat relationship

[@KING090589]

I hope your storyline ain't making guacamole LMAOOOOO that literally made me LOL. I loved the premiere episode. Sheree was cracking me the hell UP

[@myaraygavensbert4267]

4 years later & u were RIGHT abt that friendship

[@Tamaranottamera]

Dineva that weight gain looks good on you!!!

[@asiac9317]

Sheree's house is 10k square feet but when BRAVO showed it aerial view the lot size looked so small. There isn't even enough room for a pool and an estate of that size should have room for one.

[@SadeWithTheReceipts]

BOFL!! I WAS WAITING ON U TO DO A VIDEO ABOUT THIS AND THE SEASON AFTER THAT....OR WAIT MAYBE THE ONE B4 THAT. I WAS LITERALLY CRYING LAUGHING AT ALL THE SHADE. KENYA TALKING BOUT SHEREE CURFEW AT THE SHELTER, ECT. TOO MUCH TO TYPE. LOL. 😃

[@PAMSWORLD]

Bloodscream 😵....chile corporate discount at RAINBOW...kill me now 😂. I thought the same thing about Cynthia chile she said fucc that marriage.

[@castielfever]

Will Sheree stay in her Chateau? I really dont think so. It's expensive to maintain such a big house and I dont think Sheree has the Coins..

[@shaysongtress8247]

Castiel Black and she'll be in there all by herself. Her kids are grown now.

[@FaveTVShows27]

hence it took 5 years to even get the structure up

[@SweetCocoa214]

Castiel Black Bob is moving back in. I think he still has money. Not sure though.

[@LaPotraBellaca]

Castiel Black Ain't no think, she doesn't have the coins

[@GeminiLove-bj9hi]

You took the words out of my mouth.

[@AyeshaFaines]

'partments in 90 days! LMBO

[@arianallen2806]

Ayesha Faines

[@cgoode4471]

No. Its pawtmints.

[@soulspurposeme]

IS IT ME or is Dineva looking all filled out and good?

[@candice9361]

Yesssssss, I was saying the same thing. My Dude looking good.

[@Klgray7373]

A few months ago he did a vlog on a weight GAIN supplement/shake a few months ago

[@itinavarait]

Klgray7373 wow really! I need to check that out. I hope it ain't apetamin lol

[@dawnye1]

i notice that too.

[@tjhsellers]

Kimberly Jones yep he was taking apetamine...filled out you hear ME!!!

[@valerieblanks]

Wayment! Did Dineva just say that he's seen folks build entire nations in 90 days 😂😂😂

[@beingerm]

It’s 2019 and I’m watching this video cause Dineva I just love you!

[@MJ72953]

love u dineva, can't nobody do it like u. stay original

[@djvegapowell]

Can we talk about Sheree and her mama Joyce wig sweeping the steps 😂😂💀💀💀

[@latoyajanellew.2634]

ahh Dineva, I died when you said Matt smelled like "Broke"...lmbo! 😂😂 They definitely need to speed the storyline along or I won't be watching..

[@ladykbear94]

Am I the only one who thought Cynthia stayed in that relationship for way way too long ? Like I'm glad she saw the light but but based off of the last few seasons they weren't consistently happy for atleast three years

[@srianna0416]

Kara It killed me on the preview when her daughter said do you have low self-esteem.

[@cc0589]

Kara I bet you they won't get divorced tho. Cynthia needed a new storyline.

[@ladykbear94]

C C05 I kinda agree , even though Cynthia said that she is the type to leave , she really isn't . It's been like seven years and only four good ones .

[@ladykbear94]

mywelcomeinbox I hope so , she didn't seem happy at all but I understand that sometimes it take people a while .

[@cc0589]

Kara yep, honestly it was sister and mom that had whole to do with their unhappiness all those years. That sister of hers stayed meddling in their business and being disrespectful to Peter...Cynthia is weak and should have checked that stuff from the gate. Cynthia also let Nene disrespect her husband too which also caused their union problems. Now don't get me wrong Peters failed businesses added to the stress I'm sure, but her family and so called friends caused too much tension.

[@deontaer]

I stopped watching that bullshyt show about 2 or 3 seasons ago, but I'm always here for Ms. Ross' weekly slay. Automatic thumbs up.

[@rashida601]

"smell like broke" 😂😂😂

[@toobusytowait]

Not a corporate discount at Rainbow 😂😂💀

[@livingsimplysweet]

Why are these videos still making me giggle in 2023?!

[@Orlandobaby1987]

Damn you were right about Porsha and Phaedra

[@cammeron16]

Oh my days Dineva! Two minutes in and as you said it, nobody does reviews like you!

[@chocolatecheesecak3]

Kandi got a corporate discount at Rainbows 😂😂😭😭💀💀

[@Miss_Dani_DWhit]

Dineva, Dineva!!!!! Babayyyyyy! You gave me pure COMEDY watching this, which was more entertaining than the episode. I am holding back tears from laughing. Keep giving the people what they want. Yaaaaaaas!!! Call us later girl, bye!! 👏👏👏😘😘

[@kmd072591]

I don't like it without Nene. It was a lil dry...

[@djvegapowell]

Keisha Michelle nene wasn't even in the last season premiere but it was good. This one just didn't have a good start

[@candicenicole1219]

Thank you for laying my hair like "prayer closets& guacamole"!! I'm still trying to figure out why Phaedra had a coverness & exactly what is that!! Chile, I am from the south but I haven't ever read that in my southern belle manual!! Love you and queen mother is back!!

[@xenakaii]

Another word for a nanny...I lived in England and that is how the rich refer to their nanny or helper.

[@brownskinbabyy2516]

It’s actually a “governess”

[@duboi82]

The only review that matters 💅🏾

[@Nanbebe7]

Ha! I'm not watching season 9 but I'm here for your reviews!

[@GGW889]

I love you! 😘 Not with a Prayer Cloth! 😂

[@swiftjustice04]

GRIMESWIFE2 LOL

[@bydesignmedia]

looolllzzz, what did Cynthia say?!!! That part had me dying. (sounded like my mom)

[@naturaleyeam]

Yes, it was a snooze...LOL at the "partments" and hunny Sheree with this broom! When I saw it, I was like wasn't she sweeping last season?

[@Tanisha0782]

You know I was waiting on this!!!!

[@CHOCOCAT8444]

Dineva, Rox & Justin are my must watch reviews. Love y'all.

[@elnoralightfoot8738]

DINEVA what you said about Kenya X! Down at Zaaras Hahaha!

[@Ceemoore3000]

Q is giving me Usain Bolt tease...I hope Nene is not feeling some kind of way for not being included in this season because it is looking a hot mess.

[@shaysongtress8247]

Yesss with the broom sweeping

[@sailiante]

Agreed, just gone ahead and give Mz. Bailey a Lifetime Achievement Award. Maybe that'll make these other cows hire a rich, Armenian stylist to step their game up.

[@MS.lady100]

I'm screaming "Pat-ment" Pat-ments" rip to checkers on 10th Street..luvs it

[@nosyrosy1]

You are so right about Kandi. LOL How can she own a clothing store and not look good ALL the time? She need to take notes from Rasheeda (I know different show but they're friends).

[@TumiYukii]

i died when you said "i get her and i get it", omgggg

[@sonnimorning8347]

mudded out potments, dope dealer potments😂😂 laugh my fucking ass OFF!!!

[@MyraJ78]

lmao 😂😂😂😂😋😂😂😂 Sheree was throwing the shade

[@rdc197810]

I'm so glad you finally get it!!! Love your reviews!