my mom busted my laptop with a hammer | STORYTIME w/ PROOF

[@Artemis_the_gremlin64]

I THOUGHT THE TITLE SAID “my mom busted my laptop with a HAMSTER” LMAOOOO

[@DescendingHalo]

OH MY GOD SAME

[@carebear5343]

That would have been a lot worse. If she had a pet she would have done it.

[@madbryers]

BAHAHAHhH AAAAAAAAAAAAAA HELP ME ANYBODY SOMEONE AAAaAAAAAA&/*68$*#86((*#’gbgsiyu*

[@justjade256]

SAME LMAO

[@TheKrispyfort]

There's at least one mother who was jailed for that

[@Huggybuggggy]

The fact that your mom thought leaving you on the bus was a punishment

[@dorkbait]

i got hella pancakes that day

[@PollenDev]

@@dorkbaitLESSS GOO

[@mcrchickenluvr]

@@dorkbait dude, it’s Bob Evan’s. What idiot would say no?

[@RoRoOreo]

​@@dorkbaitcongrats 👏👏👏

[@pleasantBlue556]

@@dorkbait YEAH!!!!!

[@ARandomEliatrope]

So many of these stories are iconic from the channel, I'm glad you've decided to retell them in bigger videos tbh, much more serviceable for many other people.

[@dorkbait]

I’m so glad you guys like them! It’s helping me to tell them all one more time.

[@ARandomEliatrope]

@@dorkbait Always do it at your pace! We definitely enjoy these, and as someones who's heard the stories from your shorts, It's definitely enjoyable to re-listen to again, which is a pretty hard thing to do so that's really impressive.

[@lhsebi10]

easy way to get your stuff back: - open the back side (look up a tutorial) - take the hard drive out - plug it into your current laptop of pc - profit

[@kdepp90]

That's given of course, that there's no damage to the hard drive itself.

[@mcrchickenluvr]

@@kdepp90that’s why it’s best to plug it into a hard drive reader. That way you can fix the files.

[@lhsebi10]

@@kdepp90 ye, i guess ur right still, there´s a chance

[@TheKrispyfort]

"Rules of Acquisition" or Cards Against Humanity?

[@lordfridgeraider]

I always get so excited when it’s Friday and I can listen to your stories. It’s not a good feeling I get but it’s honestly impressive how fucked up someone’s own childhood can be.

[@dorkbait]

don’t feel bad!! i’ve been away from her for years.

[@lordfridgeraider]

@@dorkbait still tho. No one’s childhood deserves to be as abusive as yours. Glad to know you’re fine tho!

[@pinruihuang8463]

wtf is your username and pfp 😭😭😭

[@lordfridgeraider]

@@pinruihuang8463 don’t worry bout it

[@charliebrown9392]

HELP I LITERALLY GOT A KEYBOARD AD BEFORE THE VIDEO

[@dorkbait]

OMG

[@dailealexander2055]

Bro, you need to write a fucking book about all this stuff already -- it would be a best-seller INSTANTLY. Your childhood was absolutely WILD. Every time I think I've heard the craziest story possible about your psycho mom, you continuously prove me wrong 😂

[@BunialskiTrip]

You are great speaker. I love to hear Your stories even if they are heartbreaking.

[@JtheNinja7]

i genuinely look forward to these stories every week

[@zombiistars]

4:36 That would be a sickass screensaver ngl

[@TomChaske]

Hi from north Dakota and I'm native American and I say that your always looking stunning thanks for sharing your stories I don't get bored hearing your stories

[@MafuyuOribe]

I'm so sorry you had to go through so much trauma. But you're clearly a strong willed person to have gotten away, you should be proud of that >:D

[@kraken_r0yale]

the mom when the team goes to regionals: i sleep the mom when jess was one second behind some other girl: *real shit*

[@Chaos_Dragons]

All children deserve parents, not all parents deserve children. Your parents are a perfect example of this. Love the vid btw.

[@Noe_]

Your computer seems like one of those that had the spinning discs for storing memory. I think you might be able to recover your old data if you take it out and plug it to an adapter

[@TheKrispyfort]

Hard Disc Drive (HDD) and it's a storage device that has nothing to do with computer memory. That's the RAM card's job. SSD - Solid State Drive

[@Noe_]

Sorry - my english is bad. I meant for storing data. And from the picture the computer was still on so it was most likely still intact I know the RAM stores the resources for executing processes. What I meant were the files and stories that Jess wrote. Those are stored in the HDD so it should be recoverable by taking it out and plugging it into another computer.

[@shannonk2557]

Your mom is exhausting. I usually hate when kids ask one parent then go to the other to get their yes. Every kid tries it, but it's usually for something like candy before dinner, and then they get the talk. I make that exception for people in situations like yours. Your mother was a danger, so going to your dad to get out of the house to do normal kid stuff is not only ok, but encouraged. I REALLY hope you didn't stop writing after this. You have a gift for story telling and if you still like it, you should definitely do things you enjoy. You deserve happiness ❤

[@kingofgrim4761]

Omg new trauma just dropped🥲

[@harrywebb2602]

My mom left me with family members i barley new for days so she could chase down my father who was out smoking crack and messing with other women ( thats when i was 8 years old im 30 now oh and they are still married after 35 years). I was physically and emotionally abused by most if not all if my family and they pretend like nothing ever happend. I was labeled the weird kid in school and shunned by everyone even the teachers although they did call cps a few times to no result. I have never had a single person in my life that i could consider close in anyway been cheated on by every realtionship ive been in but theough all of that ive mainted a positive state of mind never done drugs never felt the need to hurt anyone or blame anyone for anything i just Keep going never piinted a finger and said this is your fault and ive always told myself "well shit could be a lot worse" you stop dwelling on the bad stuff when you want to not when some one tells you to.

[@SHALALAING]

And I thought my family taking away my new phone and leaving me completely disconnected from my friends and my boyfriend back then was the worst punishment... so sorry you had to go through that, bro...

[@lezbehonest9677]

My mom did something similar. I’m the one of the only openly “gay” kids at school and one of my friends has very Christen parents. So I came to their birthday party at their house with one other (not super) close friend, and they not only outed themselves but also me and all my other friends. I only learned this after my mother screamed at me, and when I came to her house I had to put all my devices with her (accept my IPad for drawing). Joke is that she forgot to take my stuff and when she made me log out of the WiFi, I could give her my iPad for reference pictures. Little did she know that I copy pasted the WiFi password to my notes app and used it for months. (And I still do now)

[@Oddnationkingsandqueen]

Blud has enough backstory to be a Pixar villain. Ok but in all seriousness, ur parents seem like absolute narcissists, just know ur not alone ❤❤❤! W Jess L Parents

[@gyattmaster3001]

you would think that child abandonment would be enough of a "punishment"

[@EstelaC-no6dl]

This remains me of when my mom chucked a binder at me and when i told her about it a year later she was so sad and she said she had blacked out

[@SunBunz]

I felt bad about the laptop and then you mentioned her destroying all your homework and stories you’ve written that made my heart hurt. When you work so hard to express yourself, do art or writing to ease the pain and it’s destroyed out of spite, over something so petty….that’s just evil.

[@DescendingHalo]

I read the title as “my mom busted my laptop with a hamster” 💀

[@emxtionalelf]

I'm sorry you had to deal with her, sending you virtual hugs(if you want them)

[@EvelynandBreelee]

I’m sorry you’ve went through so much

[@Xezr4X]

just bcuz of a race though….did she even know all the money was spent on that, and all the work you had on there?? the things a narcissistic person would do to see someone else upset.

[@FizzyMoonBeam]

Basil abuse cult 🫡

[@charlotte.trammm]

idk how to explain it but the way you tell stories is captivating and i’m always so interested 😭thanks for the long form videos they give me motivation to continue the week

[@Sock_ManVA]

Jesse I don’t know what to do. Ok for a little context I’m trans (FtM) and much rather be called Ray then Isis (my dead name) but I don’t know how to come out to my mom like I’ve been thinking of telling her like “Hey mom can you call me Ray and act like I’m a son so I can see how it feels?” and just like act like I’m experimenting with pronouns and stuff but I’m too scared, I’m too scared to even buy a binder because my mom always asks what I bought when I buy stuff on Amazon. She is bisexual and supports the community but it’s still scary especially since I’m not old enough to move out.

[@dorkbait]

have you come out to her on any level before? i would start small. maybe try just asking for her to use he/him pronouns or even they/them so you can see how it feels. don’t outright say you are ftm or mtf, just for your own safety. you can always withhold the rest of the truth until 18 if she reacts bad, but you can’t make their ears unhear it if you take the risk and it goes wrong. i do wish you luck. sucks that this is how things are.

[@alexisnoelle9011]

man its so wild to have similar experiences to many of your videos and im just lucky my mom never actually took a hammer to my laptop she'd take the whole ass battery out though but the 'if you're not first it's not good enough' is so real

[@wrathofgrape3634]

I remember back when i was about 13 i got an antique watch from my grandpa for my birthday. But my mom being well my mom was mad that she didnt get it and so stole it from my jewelry box and destroyed it with a kitchen knife. I remember waking up going downstairs into the kitchen only to find my grandpas watch destroyed to the point of no return. I know it was just a watch but it meant alot to me and to this day i still hate her for doing that. Just glad that there is atleast someone that can relate to my struggles. :PS sorry for the really long comment.

[@peach_tea_mystic]

i've never been more angry at a parent in my life, glad you're out of there man.

[@cheshire6339]

You can also extract the hard drive and get a converter to extract the files to your new laptop. I did that for all my old computers

[@kaushikkonala]

If you wrote a book about your parents I would be one of the first people to read it. Like seriously, they need to write a book about it

[@woodlandzfox]

dude you’ve been through so much are you okay

[@Astral76]

hey Jess you should link all the parts of your shorts together so they all link to the next part.

[@Htrouvaillx]

Warning for abuse----- I really relate to your story's. Both of my parents were abusive and both have done most of the things you are describing. Police and CPS never did anything. I still live with my mother, which I honestly don't mind because she has honestly apologized for her actions and I understand that she was in a abusive relationship. On her meds, she is like a whole new person. Hell she has edibles to calm herself. My dad however has never apologized and kept secrets from me for years. He starved me, forced me to eat spoiled foods, expected me to preform 110% at sports because my music achievements were never enough (He only came to two things about of the billion that I did), and was constantly compared to the neighbors kids who I was forced to be friends with. I was medically abused too, I didn't have access to medication, doctors, therapy, etc. and it was not a money issue. When I moved back in with my mom (because he kicked me out because he couldn't handle my depression), she took me to the dentist (which my dad never took me too) and was informed my wisdom teeth were growing into my nerves, aka if I didn't come in sooner and had emergency surgery, my face would be paralyzed. There is a lot my mom did to me as well and I will never forgive her but I am glad for the relationship we have now. My dad since then has gone behind my back in court settings to call me stupid and he had also gotten married behind my back. I will forever morn my relationship with him because it suck crying and wanting your dad when I feels like your dad doesn't want you. The fact that I have a better relationship with the woman who has said to me multiple times that she wishes I was never born really says something about my dad. I hope this message that barley scratches the surface of my crazy family give you comfort as that while you were going through this, a little girl across the world was with you.

[@Ayden-lj1mo]

Oh gosh! I'm so sorry!

[@madbryers]

keep posting these stories, I’ve actually watched them all and they are entertaining. it is insane how horrible of a person your mom is..

[@whitneyholeworth9649]

my mother likes to say "We suffer because we have to." to justify the way she continues to treat me.

[@UsernameDoesntCare]

Are you becoming the Mr Beast of trauma? "Next video, I'm gonna talk about the time my mom stopped a train with her bare hands because I tried to escape her." We need the story of the final boss fight of your mother, how did you get to where you are today?

[@laurenleblanc2005]

Totaly not me binging these while writing my own story. Im sorry that happened to you

[@carolynntucker9884]

When my mom is angry and my dad tries to defend us, my mom says "First spouse then children". My mom doesn't really hit us when she gets mad but she cusses us out and throws things around. I can't wait to leave. I like this channel because so many of the arguments you describe sound similar to the arguments we have with our mom.

[@carebear5343]

I am very much looking forward to hearing the story about when your mom finally got caught.

[@autumnrebellion.]

Its official im gonna adopt you rn get adopted 😐✋✨

[@Happymeal123]

She kept the computer?

[@Portahooty]

This kind of reminds me of this time when my mom destroyed my sister’s laptop by accidentally sitting on it and then refused to say sorry and she didn’t get a new one.

[@aaliyah.s1216]

Geez… I’m glad you’re life is hopefully better ❤️

[@inscenizacja]

I would love to hear about how the process of going no contact with your mom went for you - how did you announce that, what was the breaking point that made you decide on that, how did she react, did she try to make you renew the contact etc etc. I feel like you're talking about my life when I watch your videos and I am in the first month of being no contact with my mother so that would be very interesting and helpful. Ofc only if you're comfortable talking about it! Take care xx

[@mendmywings7238]

Mine was thrown out of a window

[@dorkbait]

ITS A BIRD ITS A PLANE ITS…. ….. your laptop. 😭

[@mendmywings7238]

@dorkbait haha. Indeed it was. Except it was a whole ass computer because I'm old lol. Thanks for your content :)

[@leaddust5539]

I think taking an HDMI and seeing your old stories and stuff would make a great video, but I also feel like that might be very emotionally draining for you to see

[@TTT69304]

I distinctly recall one specific softball game. We lost, like every game, but id had a personal best hitting, caught all but one ball. I lost it in the sun. Glad i didnt catch it with my face. My mom didnt care about all the excellent plays id made. She was mad about the ONE i didnt catch in a game that we lost by far more runs that catching that balk could have ever prevented.

[@Th3t0neSn0wLe0pard]

Hi Jesse! Im so sorry your parents did these horrible things to you, im a huge fan.

[@TheAlivent]

about the computer, you could also open it up and buy a disk reader, and plug that computer's disk to it, I did that with an old computer of mine that broke too, you'll prob save a lot

[@spiraling.tenshi]

my mom has done this to most of my devices but she actually had a good reason but god damn your mom didnt even have a reason, I am really sorry that you had to go through that bro

[@TheKrispyfort]

IF I were to do these types of public storytimes, THEN I would not be breathing for much longer. So, I am grateful some people are able to ❤

[@Superepicnamelol]

Man this wild stuff idk what more to say

[@chapstickaddict435]

Your channel popped up on my feed. It may be too triggering to watch your videos so if you haven't left your mom, if you are able to, i would stay far away from her. She clearly is dangerous. That is all I will say. If you aren't able to leave, call 211 they may be able to help you find a housing situation.

[@Jaydensrott1ingcorpes]

I love your shirt jesse

[@clownie985]

My mom took a hammer to my iPad in front of me because I told she wouldn’t.. I do not remember what the fight was even about (I was 11-13)

[@dorkbait]

that’s wild. i’m sorry ://

[@clownie985]

@@dorkbait Thanks so much ❤️ I'm just so happy to have these to relate to.. Even if our moms are ever so slightly different flavors 😭 at least mine doesn't force me to be inhumanly perfect at trac.! You remind me that I'll get out of this house really soon and I'm grateful for that 🙏

[@Itgirl888]

Hi it's me again I'm so so happy to see your videos again 😻

[@TheKrispyfort]

As long as the disc drives are intact you can just transfer them over to another device.

[@Groovybee123]

Was this in the past or rn?

[@dorkbait]

the past 💛

[@BubblegumStudiosOfficial]

Hey man you said before that ur mum got arrested, could you tell the story of how that happened in another video?

[@alechall6916]

I feel like everyone who grew up with narcissists have similar experiences. If you're gonna act like that, at least be original lol

[@Happymeal123]

Or is that current

[@Kikiyo_thegamer]

Hiiii❤ love your vids

[@spiceywolf]

you dont need an hdmi and doing complicated crap like that... just pull the hdd out abd plug it in elsewhere. the beating it took probably damaged more than just the screen and the hdd js the only important component assuming it even survived.

[@squizitzithatsitalianforyu4782]

I would like to send you that hdmi cord to hook up to a tv. I just need an address to send it to you. Both my parents are narcissists so I genuinely relate to your story’s. It helps me laugh about the shit show I been through. You know what I mean 😂😢 Jackie Squizitzi! That’s Italian for yummy 🤤

[@Elly12355]

Omig hiii , im so scared to come out , any tips

[@spiraling.tenshi]

I don't know but I don't really think this is the right video, try to find if they have put anything about coming out or something like that on their channel

[@tulilaw]

"Shes not gonna do anything shes not gonna do it *pulls out THE LAPTOP* She actually did it"

[@DesperateKirby]

The hdd or ssd of the computer might be unharmed so your data will be fine.

[@winfieldwinfield5450]

Ngl, I hope your mom sees all the comments on every video and sees how shameful her behavior is.

[@joygwd41981]

She’s not cool and narcissistic I’m so sorry congratulations on your accomplishments and you are so good and I’m sure your not perfect lol none of us are but this is traumatic and someone see this and help you or get a report to the police or now it’s online and if she sees this woah what would she do now ? I’m glad you documented it and I bet someone will reach out to you it’s just my opinion and you have receipts too 🙏🏻❤️

[@-AlittleTOOsilly-]

What the hell. Why is your mom so much like mine????

[@Treydaman773]

Your mom busted your computer with a hamster

[@Its_Mike0131]

Amazing vid.

[@m00nxon_pawz]

damn. Mom of the year right there ❤❤❤ (satire)

[@Hematite_Knight]

dang now my shit dosnt seem so grand :'(

[@lspectroniztar]

My mom almost did that to mine

[@kitsuncreations2]

poor hamster.. wait hammer sorry :(

[@Elfevcat]

Just saw the broken laptop, ur mom is messed up

[@TheRandomFNaF]

This has nothing to do with the video, but I love your shirt here-! :D That's all I wanted to say-

[@dorkbait]

thank you! 😇

[@TomChaske]

Hi from north Dakota and I'm native American male and I say that your always looking beautiful and my birthday is coming up soon may 8th and you don't bored me at all

[@TheKrispyfort]

I think the true crime was you didn't beg your mom to come back and get you instead of leaving you to the cruel ravages of the bus. AND THEN you committed the cardinal sin of defiance instead of begging for mercy and forgiveness. PS I am self taught tech, the screen and keyboard can be replaced BUT as long you can get the hard drive out you can then place it in an external storage case and access the stored data like you would a thumb drive. Your mom sucks. I am curious about what growing up was like for her though. Still, she failed parenting. My mother also took to something of mine with a casual swing of the hammer - my face. Yeah, explaining that to the teachers at school the next day was interesting 😅

[@Lola-lala3]

SHOOT I HOPE IM NOT TO LATE ANYWAY I LOVE YOUR CHANNEL

[@Nrvey]

Oh. That's horrible.

[@hudsensolberg6381]

I love you Jesse ❤❤

[@dorkbait]

💛💛

[@pa1nted3]

Yippee I'm early for the trauma!!!!

[@TomChaske]

My mom broke my phone with A Baseball bat just cause I took A picture of my mom picking her nose I thought it was funny tho

[@avocatto1877]

Your mom. Is alot like my dad

[@dolleene]

Wow 400 more views in 6 mins

[@CJROZZA]

Hi jesse

[@dolleene]

Wow.

[@Ace_saturn.star.]

these kinda of vids make me question my mum alot. she thretans to take my door off alot and my room is small and my door is opisite my window and the other side of my room is taken up by my bed and behind my door is another window and when i get changed i have to stand up... yeah... still have my door tho, if she does take it off tho im jjust gonna put up my pride flag as a replacment

[@squizitzithatsitalianforyu4782]

😂😊

[@Finnjaymakes]

#ohoh

[@alexcassanova9079]

out of topic nice tattoos

[@dorkbait]

tysm!! i love them

[@rainbowunicornblast5288]

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh my God God