my mom kidnapped me | STORYTIME
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my dad was a creep | PART 2
15:57
4 ай бұрын
my dad was a creep | PART 1
19:08
4 ай бұрын
i got my mom arrested | PART 2
17:48
this lady made me cry | STORYTIME
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my mom threw glass | STORYTIME
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@What_is_life_without_chaos
@What_is_life_without_chaos 4 минут бұрын
Let me guess the family complained about the carpet and your mother blamed you for not cleaning it then tried to gaslight you into believing she didn’t tell you not to clean it 💀honestly sounds like something my mom would do 😂
@sebbostone
@sebbostone 22 минут бұрын
wings of fire definitely 11:23
@Jack-s8x
@Jack-s8x 26 минут бұрын
Love your content you’re such an inspiration. I love warrior cats.
@Jack-s8x
@Jack-s8x 27 минут бұрын
Love your content you’re so inspiring. I love warrior cats.
@dorkbait
@dorkbait 14 минут бұрын
Thank you so much!
@SillyChildBurner
@SillyChildBurner 30 минут бұрын
My mom used to make me were sizes too small (like 2 or more sizes too small) so she didn’t have to buy new clothes for me so I now have scars from them digging into my Skin (the pants left scars, the shirts didn’t leave scars)
@EllaHarmer
@EllaHarmer 43 минут бұрын
I love your vids happy holidays! 🎉
@dorkbait
@dorkbait 39 минут бұрын
HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO YOU TOO!!! 🎉
@DramaKingBrian
@DramaKingBrian 49 минут бұрын
I know it doesn’t mean anything probably, but T has made your voice sound really cool and it’s easy to listen to 😊
@DramaKingBrian
@DramaKingBrian 51 минут бұрын
Hi Jesse! I love your tank top! Merry Christmas Eve if you celebrate, and happy holidays if you don’t!
@dorkbait
@dorkbait 47 минут бұрын
Thanks!! Merry Christmas Eve if you celebrate, and happy holidays if you don’t to you too!
@TheRandomFNaF
@TheRandomFNaF 3 сағат бұрын
Lmfao I have a similar story- First time I rode a horse it was my friend's horse, but we were being dumb and didn't put a saddle or reings or anything on the horse first, so when the horse started going unexpectedly fast I fell off. Of course, I thought it was hilarious and just sat there and laughed for awhile while my friend felt bad. One of my legs hurt for a day or two, and we were told not to do that again (without supervision, at least), and that was that.
@dorkbait
@dorkbait 46 минут бұрын
Haha that’s funny
@themuisicfreakz
@themuisicfreakz 5 сағат бұрын
warriors, harry potter and percy jackson
@IDKLOL77781
@IDKLOL77781 19 сағат бұрын
Nugget looks like my cat a bit
@SplatterShape
@SplatterShape 19 сағат бұрын
“Can you tell that I’m gay?” Reminded me of the SpongeBob scene “I’m ugly and I’m proud” -SpongeBob “I’m gay and I’m proud” -Jess
@dorkbait
@dorkbait 15 сағат бұрын
LMAO
@TC81990
@TC81990 Күн бұрын
The random hello hair as you are telling the story was hilarious and then went right back to the story.
@kenny6372
@kenny6372 Күн бұрын
The parents watching this right now 🤣🤣
@cleovictoria995
@cleovictoria995 Күн бұрын
Why do they look like the same person?
@genisismccall18
@genisismccall18 2 күн бұрын
I'm sorry the whole story sucks and you're always going through it
@liveatsgrass
@liveatsgrass 2 күн бұрын
The holidays are always not a good time for me so srs thank you sm for posting it always makes me sm happier i love your videos Jesse theyre like my little escape from reality
@liveatsgrass
@liveatsgrass 2 күн бұрын
Also, mine is the other boy.(i think you would love it, it's by M.G hennesy) It's not a series, but it's the best book in the whole world I reread it constantly
@cookymarie82
@cookymarie82 2 күн бұрын
Nancy Drew series
@cookymarie82
@cookymarie82 2 күн бұрын
Yes! Kitties coming & greeting to get fed outside - from singles to groups, and laying down with mine piled in & by me in their spots - it's really the best!
@TheLocaloutcast
@TheLocaloutcast 2 күн бұрын
HAPPY HOLIDAYS DUDE!!
@dorkbait
@dorkbait 2 күн бұрын
HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO YOU TOO!!!
@Tugglet_2
@Tugglet_2 2 күн бұрын
As an equestrian, falling is so scary, and I’ve fallen 10+ times in the past few months. I hope you are okay❤
@Alex-pj5lc
@Alex-pj5lc 2 күн бұрын
My book series were "I survived" and "Warriors" as well.
@Mocha_Mage
@Mocha_Mage 2 күн бұрын
Happy holidays, Jesse!!
@dorkbait
@dorkbait 2 күн бұрын
Happy holidays to you too!!!
@jesslefevre7437
@jesslefevre7437 2 күн бұрын
11:37 That's all. What do I do for my ultro? Oh yeah, that's right, bye,"knocks camera off"*
@Justmyrandomart
@Justmyrandomart 2 күн бұрын
All of alice osemans books are perfection still
@dorkbait
@dorkbait Күн бұрын
bro i would’ve loved her if her books were around when i was a tween/teen in the 2010s
@Cocopreppyplayz651
@Cocopreppyplayz651 2 күн бұрын
Definitely Warriors! I'm interested to know, what's/what was your favorite book/cat?
@dorkbait
@dorkbait Күн бұрын
The Last Hope and Squirrelflight (:
@Cocopreppyplayz651
@Cocopreppyplayz651 Күн бұрын
@@dorkbait I love Squirrelflight! <3
@Justmyrandomart
@Justmyrandomart 2 күн бұрын
0:59 best solstice gift I got was you posting (also happy solstice to everybody ekse celebrating) @dorkbait
@Fredofbread
@Fredofbread 2 күн бұрын
I hate when I misgender my friend. They are nonbinary and since I am the only one who calls them by their preferred pronouns I'll sometimes slip up in a conversation and it usually sounds like this "she- he- no it- no dammit fuck- THEM! THEY THEM! MY GOD EDDIE YOU DUMBASS!"
@Effortnite
@Effortnite 2 күн бұрын
Yea
@crucifyivara
@crucifyivara 2 күн бұрын
This reminds me of that embarrassing time I was thrown off a horse at Girl Scout camp when I was 8 and people laughed at me😂. Also the counselors didn’t like me or my twin. Neither one of us are diagnosed but I’m almost CERTAIN we both have autism.
@crucifyivara
@crucifyivara 2 күн бұрын
As for book series, anything about animals and fantasy/sci fi!
@AudreyRymers
@AudreyRymers 2 күн бұрын
mine is Voltron:lendary defenders the comic book series
@Kirishima-simp
@Kirishima-simp 2 күн бұрын
my favorite book series growing up was and still is Percy Jackson, my favorite character is Grover, and a kid who was in my grade legit looked a lot like either Grover or Leo Valdez
@l.rose88
@l.rose88 2 күн бұрын
That story is so silly lol My favorite book series was Wings of Fire, and yes, I still collect the graphic novels as the come out to this day. Sue me 😼
@dorkbait
@dorkbait Күн бұрын
that’s not silly!
@Biggestchaph
@Biggestchaph 2 күн бұрын
My favorite book series was Harry Potter tbh. I was addicted to the books after putting off reading them bc I thought they were overrated.
@Jrock-ym9bq
@Jrock-ym9bq 2 күн бұрын
Love ur stories
@GGson_Luckyyy
@GGson_Luckyyy 2 күн бұрын
I love dork diaries and diary of a wimpy kid!!!!
@Jrock-ym9bq
@Jrock-ym9bq 2 күн бұрын
Diary of a wimpy kid was the best
@dorkbait
@dorkbait 2 күн бұрын
diary of a wimpy kid was peak
@Zoyd4
@Zoyd4 2 күн бұрын
I’m so sorry you had to go through something like this :(
@dorkbait
@dorkbait 2 күн бұрын
but i thought it was funny
@Zoyd4
@Zoyd4 2 күн бұрын
@ yeah it was
@tanithllywelyn6320
@tanithllywelyn6320 2 күн бұрын
Wrinkle in Time series, Narnia series, and the phantom tollbooth.
@TheBigJayAgenda
@TheBigJayAgenda 2 күн бұрын
I'm 19 and only now learned to tie my shoes. I knew how to do it but my muscles couldn't cooperate so I gave up for years.
@VanessaMaggiore
@VanessaMaggiore 3 күн бұрын
Wings of Fire
@dylsdesktop
@dylsdesktop 3 күн бұрын
Dude, my childhood was made up of reading Stephen King. IT changed my brain chemistry when I was nine years old because I was like, “oh my god, I’m the age they were…😮”
@walnxt
@walnxt 3 күн бұрын
As a child I loved to dissociate to the Septimus heap series, percy Jackson series, and of course warriors series ❤
@Cr1ckb1t
@Cr1ckb1t 3 күн бұрын
personally my parents aren’t divorced but my dad is ehhh anyways i love reading Andy Weir books, like Project Hail Mary or The Martian
@Thund3r-on-Pawz
@Thund3r-on-Pawz 3 күн бұрын
I LOVE warriors sooooo much and its not a series but I have love No One Leaves The Castle
@Lazarus_G
@Lazarus_G 3 күн бұрын
Fear Street by R.L. Stine. I was kind of a weird kid who was obsessed with horror movies and ghost stories and would get in trouble, because I'd love to tell kids at school, because most of them weren't allowed to watch stuff like that, but like the day I realized that I could read, I went to the Goodwill and bought a bunch of books, I didn't even care what, and my parents were just happy that I enjoyed reading more than playing with fire.
@dorkbait
@dorkbait 3 күн бұрын
Bro Goosebumps was everything
@chromesthesia
@chromesthesia 3 күн бұрын
Hmm maybe The Homecoming series by Cynthia Voight? I hate how much I loved Seventh Son by Orson Scott Card because he is a menace to society.
@themarshmellow6466
@themarshmellow6466 3 күн бұрын
Nobody: Ellie: Eat rocks, piehole! Fall off your horse!
@gojos_lostpairoflegs
@gojos_lostpairoflegs 3 күн бұрын
My favorite book series from childhood is Harry Potter!
@IM_GETTING_TIREDD
@IM_GETTING_TIREDD 3 күн бұрын
We need to buy him a hazard sign saying "Here lies a autistic walking truama pill" Because, WHAT THE FUCK-
@opalnottherock
@opalnottherock 3 күн бұрын
i’m so earlyy 🎉🎉