my name is craig tucker

[@bruv7569]

this clip is from Season 12 Episode 10 “Pandemic”

[@conciliatory]

Thanks

[@ollieassmus763]

Actually it’s episode 11, it’s a 2 parter and it’s in the second part

[@DazaiOsammu]

Lmao

[@murkdsgameplay3958]

Pandemic? Wtf?did SP predicted the future

[@SHADOW5576]

​@@murkdsgameplay3958it's actually invasion of the Guinea pigs

[@porcelainpuppet13]

" i was soooo happy😐" love how hes dead inside

[@justcallmeroyal]

I laugh so hard every time I see this

[@appelmoeskoning]

LMAO SAME 💀

[@user-67544]

amazing how this comment has almost 1000 likes and only 1 comment💀

[@justcallmeroyal]

​@@user-67544 How the hell did it reach almost 1k likes in first place

[@espresleinesdaughter841]

Still do

[@virus4uy]

My name is Craig Tucker Last week was my birthday. My grandma gave me a check for $100. I was soooo happy. But then, 4 kids from school came to my house, and said I should use my $100 to invest in becoming a Peruvian flute band. They promised I would double my money in one afternoon, but the government arrested us along with all the other Peruvian flute bands and took us to an internment camp in Miami. We begged to go home, but instead the government told us they were sending us to Peru. And so that is why I am now in Peru. If I die, let it be known that it is because four guys I don’t even like from school lied to me and took my birthday money.

[@skullly]

i love this

[@cindytran7972]

My name is Craig Tucker. Last week was my birthday. My grandma gave me a check for $100, I was soo happy. But then, 4 kids from school came to my house and said I should use my $100 to invest in becoming a Peruvian flute band. They promised I would double my money in one afternoon, but the government arrested us along with all the other Peruvian flute bands, and took us to an internment camp in Miami. We begged to go home, but instead the government told us they were sending us to Peru. And so that is why I am now in Peru. If I die, let it be known that it is because 4 guys I don’t even like from school lied to me and took my birthday money.

[@weathxerxx]

My name is Craig Tucker Last week was my birthday. My grandma gave me a check for $100. I was soooo happy. But then 4 kids from school,came to my house,and said I should use my $100 to invest in becoming a Peruvian flute band. They promised I would double my money in one afternoon, but the government arrested us along whit all the others Peruvian flute bands and took is to an internement camp in Miami. We begged to go home,but instead the government told us they were sending us to Peru. And so that is why I am now in Peru. If I die,let it be known that is because four guys I don’t even like from my school lied to me and took my birthday money.

[@strebersleftforearm]

my name is Craig Tucker. Last week was my birthday. My grandma gave me a check for 100$. I was soo happy. But then, Four kids from school came to my house and said i should use my 100$ to invest in becoming a Peruvian flute band. They promised i would double my money in one afternoon, but the government arrested us along with all the other Peruvian flute bands and took us to an internment camp in Miami. We begged to go home, but instead the government told us they were sending us to Peru. And so, that is why i am now in Peru. If i die, let it be know that it is because four guys i dont even like from school lied to me and took my birthday money.

[@randomnamecuzothersaretake8739]

My name is Craig Tucker Last week was my birthday. My grandma gave me a check for $100. I was soooo happy. But then, 4 kids from school came to my house, and said I should use my $100 to invest in becoming a Peruvian flute band. They promised I would double my money in one afternoon, but the government arrested us along with all the other Peruvian flute bands and took us to an internment camp in Miami. We begged to go home, but instead the government told us they were sending us to Peru. And so that is why I am now in Peru. If I die, let it be known that it is because four guys I don’t even like from school lied to me and took my birthday money.

[@happykaeya]

I was sooooo happy 😐

[@imcrazynbutyoulikethat3448]

THE BACKGROUND MUSIC MAKES IT FUNNIEER

[@samglenn262]

I cried while listening to this, so inspirational

[@Not_Madyy]

Craig is so cute bro I swear to gof

[@bruv7569]

ik i love him 😭

[@goldtheostrich]

SAMEEE

[@subway2227]

PEDO ‼️🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨⏰⏰⏰⏰⏰⏰🚒🚒🚒🧯🧯🧯🧯🧯🧯

[@thyme_imonlyhumanafterall]

📸

[@warofmeow]

bro he sounds like he is bored

[@TheYoShow.]

Just the music behind this makes it funny

[@pwrrgtag]

i always get this stuck in my head and start crying

[@BSDenthusiast..]

This was going on repeat in my head along with the cartman version of poker face and 4 big guys today at the hospital when i was choking on air 🌚

[@MistyAteMetal]

If Eric cartman s cover of poker face ain’t playin I ain’t dyin

[@BSDenthusiast..]

@@MistyAteMetal true true 😔✊

[@Kai_Pookiee]

​@@MistyAteMetalI need it played at my funeral 😢

[@redspaceman6456]

0:00 My name is Craig Tucker, My grandmother used to tell me stories about the old days, a time of peace when the Avatar kept balance between the Water Tribes, Earth Kingdom, Fire Nation, and Air Nomads. 0:10 But that all changed when the Fire Nation attacked. 0:19 Only the Avatar mastered all four elements. Only he could stop the ruthless firebenders, 0:23 but when the world needed him most, he vanished. 0:37 A hundred years have passed and the Fire Nation is nearing victory in the War.

[@Allie_Editz]

So Inspirational and Inspiring,Emotional it almost made me cry 😨😨😨😨🥶🥶🥶🤡🤡😪😪😢😢😭😭

[@saiintstreet]

i was soooo happy. 😐

[@UrbanFox_]

Frickin'... Three Blind Mice playin in the background on the Peruvian Flute.

[@vinniebons5823]

I wish I could sound like him😭

[@MichaelDeSanta1285]

I know this kid from school that sounds exactly like him

[@chocorokiss]

I sound like him and idk if it sucks or if it’s a flex ngl

[@rainbowunicorngirl2187]

I can sound like him on command, but I’m barely calm 💀

[@someonewithoutaname438]

My name is Craig Tucker. Last week was my birthday. My grandma gave me a check for a hundred dollars. I was soooo happy. But then, four kids from school came to my house and said I should use my hundred dollars to invest in becoming a Peruvian flute band. They promised I would double my money in one afternoon. But the government arrested us along with all the other Peruvian flute bands and took us to an internment camp in Miami. We begged to go home, but instead the government told us they were sending us to Peru. And so that is why I am now in Peru. If I die let it be known that it is because four guys I don’t even like from school lied to me and took my birthday money.

[@aristandswithpalestine]

My name is Craig Tucker. Last week was my birthday. My grandma gave me a check for $100, I was so happy. But then, four kids from school came to my house, and said i should use my $100 to invest in becoming a Peruvian flute band. They promised I would double my money in one afternoon. But the government arresed us, along with all of the other Peruvian flute bands, and took us to an interment camp in Miami. We begged to go home, but instead the government told us they were sending us to Peru, and so that is why I am now in Peru. If I die, let it be known that it is because four guys I don't even like from school lied to me and took my birthday money.

[@Phoenixiscool_5]

@@aristandswithpalestine My name is Craig Tucker. Last week was my birthday, my grandma gave me a check for 100 dollars. I was so happy. But then, 4 kids from my school came to my house, and said I should use my 100 dollars to invest in becoming a Peruvian flute band. they promised I would double my money in one afternoon. But the government arrested us, along with all the other Peruvian flute bands, and took us to an internment camp in Miami. We begged to go home, but instead the government told us they were sending us to Peru. And so that is why I'm now in Peru. if I die let it be known it is because of 4 guys I don't even like from my school lied to me and took my birthday money.

[@melipuff_]

My name is Craig Tucker. Last week was my birthday. My grandma gave me a check for a hundred dollars. I was soooo happy. But then, four kids from school came to my house and said I should use my hundred dollars to invest in becoming a Peruvian flute band. They promised I would double my money in one afternoon. But the government arrested us along with all the other Peruvian flute bands and took us to an internment camp in Miami. We begged to go home, but instead the government told us they were sending us to Peru. And so that is why I am now in Peru. If I die let it be known that it is because four guys I don’t even like from school lied to me and took my birthday money.

[@agent32-600]

@@melipuff_ we didn’t lie craig it was a sweet idea

[@Clockbulb]

I was soooo happy😐.

[@Kalani_Saiko]

I love how passive aggressive he is when they are right next to him.

[@Hyenaaman]

whenever i talk to my friend im really hyperactive and overly happy, but when i talk to people i dont know im craig. just craig

[@nickbooze9766]

This so fucking funny and cute.

[@kawaiicookie3751]

I was soooo happy. 😐

[@venus4560]

i was sooooo happy 😐

[@roomsickgirlsescape]

i was sooo happy

[@v3lv3tte.thevees]

Craig just being craig but when he was doing that flute sh!t and them guys arrested thwm he was like "Aww man, this was so much fun! I dont see the problem:("

[@vii.9422]

"i was sooo happy😐" hes dead inside

[@Stewie_eating_Heisenburger]

This has the same energy as Walter White's confession

[@philaniemdletshe1885]

"Craig don't be an asshole" Eric Cartman

[@pan2cakeater]

i was soooooooooooooooo happy

[@struberichizkek]

i also choked when this played and i realized that the background music is flute band

[@StrawberryCocoaPowder]

He was SOOOOOOOOO happy

[@NormalGeek]

I am currently crying so hard right now. This is seriously the most beautiful, well put together story ever. I can’t believe how magical it was 1:12. That part truly made me shed a tear. And especially at 6:34 that part was just so truly heart touching words can not describe the series of emotions I felt. I absolutely loved the climax it had insanely excellent detail. Oh and we can’t forget the conclusion. The conclusion was the greatest and saddest conclusion I have ever seen better than any of the books I have read. Thank you so much for creating this absolute masterpiece. This is essentially the most important masterpiece of film history. It is a tragedy that this, it can’t be called a film, but a transcendent emotional experience, will be inaccessible for most. It beautifully encapsulates the human struggle to its basics; suffering, pleasure, faith, despair. It connects with the characters within the viewers, individuals suppressed within our own subconscious. It stays vibrant, fresh, and revolutionizes the art of storytelling and filmmaking while making a damn of statement on what it means to be human. Entertaining, gripping, and simply exhilarating. This might be the most impactful piece of art I’ve come across in my life, and I’m definitely coming back to it in the near future to study it more deeply. this is an absolute masterpiece , I was brought to tears listening to this and seeing the bacon go whirly swirly in a circle countless times. it absolutely moved my soul , and I don't think I can ever be the same. this bacon has changed my entire mental state , I am now at peace with who I am and what I will be doing later in my life. i have forgiven all my enemies and now I am a man of a pacifist life. I will move on , gotta move on , as the song says. the bacon is so inspirational , it shares it vast wisdom with all of us , and we are all so lucky that it would bestow it's great words with us. we are all children on bacon. hail bacon. hail bacon. The spinning bacon, rotating in one direction with this music... This made me tear up. How could such a bacon do such a thing? I'm struck by awe by this masterpiece. Especially when the bacon spins, showing its lightly salt covered tan skin. I can hear the crunch just from here, and so as the beautiful sound of the bacon scraping the dark, smooth velvet floor. The flavor, music and everything can be heard, tasted, seen and felt from a screen. You can really hear the breaths between the music artist, empathizing her love for this rotating bacon. Truly what I call modern art. This was the most legendary performance by any piece of bacon I have ever watched. The acting was top tier and very life changing. This is one of the greatest work from a piece of bacon I have ever seen especially on 57:42.I am currently crying so hard right now. This is seriously the most beautiful, well put together story ever. I can’t believe how magical it was at 1:12. That part truly made me shed a tear. And especially at 6:34 that part was just so truly heart touching words can not describe the series of emotions I felt. I absolutely loved the climax it had insanely excellent detail. Oh and we can’t forget the conclusion. The conclusion was the greatest and saddest conclusion I have ever seen better than any of the books I have read. Thank you so much for creating this absolute masterpiece. This is essentially the most important masterpiece of film history. It is a tragedy that this, it can’t be called a film, but a transcendent emotional experience, will be inaccessible for most. It beautifully encapsulates the human struggle to its basics; suffering, pleasure, faith, despair. It connects with the characters within the viewers, individuals suppressed within our own subconscious. It stays vibrant, fresh, and revolutionizes the art of storytelling and filmmaking while making a damn of statement on what it means to be human. Entertaining, gripping, and simply exhilarating. This might be the most impactful piece of art I’ve come across in my life, and I’m definitely coming back to it in the near future to study it more deeply. this is an absolute masterpiece , I was brought to tears listening to this and seeing the bacon go whirly swirly in a circle countless times. Tt absolutely moved my soul , and i don't think I can ever be the same. this bacon has changed my entire mental state , I am now at peace with who I am and what I will be doing later in my life. i have forgiven all my enemies and now I am a man of a pacifist life. I will move on , gotta move on , as the song says. the bacon is so inspirational , it shares it vast wisdom with all of us , and we are all so lucky that it would bestow it's great words with us. we are all children on bacon. hail bacon. hail bacon. The spinning bacon, rotating in one direction with this music... This made me tear up. How could such a piece of bacon do such a thing? I'm struck by awe by this masterpiece. Especially when the bacon spins, showing its lightly salt covered tan skin. I can hear the crunch just from here, and so as the beautiful sound of the bacon scraping the dark, smooth velvet floor. The flavor, music and everything can be heard, tasted, seen and felt from a screen. You can really hear the breaths between the music artist, empathizing her love for this rotating bacon. Truly what I call modern art. This was the most legendary performance by any bacon I have ever watched. The acting was top tier and very life changing. This is one of the greatest work from a bacon I have ever seen especially on 17:24. I am currently crying so hard right now. This is seriously the most beautiful, well put together story ever. I can’t believe how magical it was 1:12. That part truly made me shed a tear. And especially at 6:34 that part was just so truly heart touching words can not describe the series of emotions I felt. I absolutely loved the climax it had insanely excellent detail. Oh and we can’t forget the conclusion. The conclusion was the greatest and saddest conclusion I have ever seen better than any of the books I have read. Thank you so much for creating this absolute masterpiece. This is essentially the most important masterpiece of film history. It is a tragedy that this, it can’t be called a film, but a transcendent emotional experience, will be inaccessible for most. It beautifully encapsulates the human struggle to its basics; suffering, pleasure, faith, despair. The work put in to this is incredibly inspiring. The graphics, the animation, the music, so much thought was put into it. This has remined me that you can do anything you put your mind to. Not even mentioning the memories, this makes me feel like an infant again, just laying my eyes on this beautiful masterpiece gives me all the good feelings in life. I also understand what happiness is again from this. Not even to mention the most incredible part that is 2:10. Bacon spinning has changed my life for the better. It connects with the characters within the viewers, individuals suppressed within our own subconscious. It stays vibrant, fresh, and revolutionizes the art of storytelling and filmmaking while making a damn of statement on what it means to be human. Entertaining, gripping, and simply exhilarating. This might be the most impactful piece of art I’ve come across in my life, and I’m definitely coming back to it in the near future to study it more deeply. this is an absolute masterpiece , I was brought to tears listening to this and seeing the bacon go whirly swirly in a circle countless times. it absolutely moved my soul , and I don't think I can ever be the same. this bacon has changed my entire mental state , I am now at peace with who I am and what I will be doing later in my life. So much great graphic design, so much suspense, so much greatness in this one video. i have forgiven all my enemies and now I am a man of a pacifist life. I will move on , gotta move on , as the song says. the bacon is so inspirational , it shares it vast wisdom with all of us , and we are all so lucky that it would bestow it's great words with us. we are all children on bacon. hail bacon. hail bacon. The spinning bacon, rotating in one direction with this music... This made me tear up. How could such a bacon do such a thing? I'm struck by awe by this masterpiece. Especially when the bacon spins, showing its lightly salt covered tan skin. I can hear the crunch just from here, and so as the beautiful sound of the bacon scraping the dark, smooth velvet floor. The flavor, music and everything can be heard, tasted, seen and felt from a screen. You can really hear the breaths between the music artist, empathizing her love for this rotating bacon. Truly what I call modern art. This was the most legendary performance by any bacon I have ever watched. The acting was top tier and very life changing. This is one of the greatest work from a piece of bacon I have ever seen especially on 57:42. I am crying. This has made me go through an emotional rollercoaster. I cried, beat off, and also watched a movie while watching this premiere. This has made me go through so much. I passed depression because of this. It really inspired me to become an outstanding young man. Thank you.

[@thehappiestchaos]

Typical Eridan behavior ~Nyeh~

[@girlkisser2763]

heres the background music [not all that perfect and also meant for flutes] B A G ; | B A G ; | D C C B | D C C B | D B C C | E C D B | D B C C | E C E ; | B A G ; | B A G ; | B A G ; | D C C B | D C C B | D B C C | E C D B | D B C C | E C E ; | B [half] A [half] | D B C C | D B [trill] ; = quarter rest all e's are high

[@sommer2007]

the quarter rest 😭😭clever

[@leonelcountryballs]

can i has in Do Re Mi system?

[@SamuraiVertHD]

My name is Craig Tucker. I'm 10 years old. My house is in the northeast section of South Park, where all the villas are, and I in a relationship with Tweek Tweak. I go to South Park elementary and I get home every day by 3:15 PM at the latest. I'm in bed by 10 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, such as Stan, Kyle, Eric and Kenny, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with South Park, and I know this makes me so happy. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

[@kkb116]

TweekQueen! Third bomb: Bite the Eric!

[@SamuraiVertHD]

@@kkb116 😂😂

[@Imgonnacrackarib]

He always sounds like someone talking while holding their nose

[@blu3mask457]

The monotone voice with the music is so gold🤣🤣

[@yomerilopez9283]

This is so inspirational, a tear rolled down my face.

[@noahlelas646]

"...and so that is why I am still in Peru" 😂

[@virus4uy]

i was sooo happy. 😐

[@yeaayea4980]

Poor Craig

[@kkb116]

Dude is cute for no reason

[@bruv7569]

ikr i love craig

[@mdz.526]

My name is craig tucker. 😐 Last week was my birthday.😐 My grandma gave me a check for 100 dollars, 😐 I was so happy. 😐 But then 4 kids from school came to my house and said I should use my 100$ to invest in becoming a peruvian flute band. 😐 They promised I would double my money in 1 afternoon. 😐 But the goverment arrested us, along with all the other peruvian flute bands and took us to a internment camp in Miami. 😐 We begged to go home, but instead the goverment said they were sending us to Peru. 😐 So that is why I am now in Peru. If I die, let it be known that it is because of 4 guys I don't even like from school lied to me and took my birthday money. 😐

[@Jellyfishcup]

Craigs on of my favourite >:3

[@Mel_Melatonin]

The fact I this have memorized

[@RO-GR]

im getting hard "my name is yoshikage kira" vibes from this

[@yoruyoru_]

Ah yes, this are te kind of things that make me proud of being peruvian

[@nokiapoptart]

My name is Craig Tucker. Last week was my birthday. My grandma gave me a check for $100. I was so happy. But then, four kids from school came to my house and said I should use my $100 to invest in becoming a Peruvian flute band. They promised I would double my money in one afternoon, but the government arrested us along with all the other Peruvian flute bands and took us to an intern camp in Miami. We begged to go home, but instead, the government told us they were sending us to Peru.

[@ashdoesstuff5544]

This is my comfort video.

[@urstranger]

My name is Craig Tucker. Last week was my birthday. My grandma gave me a check for $100 dollars. I was sooo happy. But then, four kids from school came to my house and said I should use my $100 dollars to invest in becoming a Peruvian flute band. They promised I would double my money in one afternoon. But the government arrested us, along with all the other Peruvian flute bands and took us to a internment camp in Miami. We begged to go home, but instead, the government told us that they were sending us to Peru. So that is why that i am in Peru. If i die let it be know because four guys i don’t even like from school lied to me and took my birthday money.

[@datuganbros2129]

Edit: 0:14 The background music during Craig's narration was actually a pan-flute version of Three Blind Mice

[@briarthompson7790]

"I was sooo happy😐"

[@TotallyTeaghan]

this is my ringtone.

[@t3chsavvyy]

I was sooo happy 😐

[@cool_.dude_]

Bro, ima use this when it’s a week after my birthday 😭👍👍

[@ka1iuchis]

0:00

[@appelmoeskoning]

i was soooo happy 😐

[@fzvess]

i cry tears while watching this

[@Scorth]

I memorized this entire clip and I just say it at random times around my friends

[@beacon3359]

His name is Craig tucker.

[@goldtheostrich]

I’m not crying, you are 😭

[@iluvcreek213]

My name is Craig Tucker. Last week was my birthday. My grandma gave me a check for $100. I was soooo happy, but then four kids from my school came to my house and said I should use my $100 to invest in becoming a peruvian flute band . They promised I would double my money in one afternoon, but the government arrested us, along with all the other peruvian flute bands and took us to an internment camp in Miami. We begged to go home, but instead the government told us they were sending us to Peru, and so that is why I am in Peru. If I die, let it be known that it is because four guys that I don’t even like from school lied to me and took my birthday money.

[@ShariahIsDeadXD]

I was soooooo happy 😐

[@KennyMcCormick909]

My name is craig tucker.

[@rodrigo-tj1gf]

those 2 episodes were among my top 10 south park episodes

[@vincent34_]

I don’t Watch South Park but I have this entire speach memorized

[@imsocoel]

Hi my name is Craig Tucker Last week was my birthday My grandma gave me a check for $100 I was sooooo happy But then, 4 kids from school came to my house And said I should use my $100 to invest In becoming a Peruvian flute band They would promised I would double the money in the afternoon But the government arrested us along with all the other Peruvian flute bands And took us to an internment camp in Miami We begged to go home, but instead The government told us they were sending us to Peru And that is why Im in Peru If I die, let it be know that is because 4 guys in my school I don’t even like from school lied to me And took my birthday money

[@Burrito_Baron758]

I live this meme its everywhere omfg

[@TS-Lenbat]

My name is Craig tucker. last week was my birthday. my grandma gave me a check for 100 dollars I was sooo happy. But then 4 kids from school came to my house and said I should use my 100 dollars to invest in becoming a Peruvian flute band. They promised I would double my money in one afternoon. But the government arrested us along with the outher Peruvian flute bands and took us to an interment camp in Miami. We begged to go home but instead the government told us that they are sending us to Peru. And so that is why am now in Peru. If I die let it be known that it is because 4 guys from school who I don't even like lied to me and took my birthday money😮

[@DazaiOsammu]

I love this audio

[@Ihaveseveraldiseases]

My name is Craig Tucker. Last week was my birthday My Grandma gave me a check for a hundred dollars, I was sooo happy But then, four kids from school came to my house and said I should use my hundred dollars to invest in becoming a Peruvian flute band They promised I would double my money in one afternoon But the government arrested us along with all the other Peruvian flute bands and took us to an internment camp in Miami We begged to go home, but instead the government told us they were sending us to Peru And so that is now why I'm in Peru If I die, let it be known that it is because four guys I don't even like from school lied to me and took my birthday money

[@benwells6526]

My name is Craig Tucker

[@joeplayzgames2625]

I literally cannot find this in the episode

[@ANGEL_.DUSTTYYYY1]

My name is Craig tucker.

[@RAPLEYMAVERICK]

My name is Craig tucker

[@aliensuperstars]

god, this shouldn't be this hilarious, but I cant, the way he tells the whole thing kills me every damn time i watch this 😭😭😭

[@Gregory_ferrandis]

If Craig wrote a wattpad story

[@rodraydenbatalla]

"I was so happy😐"

[@Crystallize.0]

This Will always make me laught lmao ! XD

[@woody8351]

My name is Craig Tucker.

[@thedude3065]

to the sound of "Three Blind Mice" on Peruvian Flute

[@idkwh4tnam315]

If people are asking what episode is it is Pandemic 2 - The Startling S12 episode 11

[@minifishes]

CRAIG IS RHE BEST

[@Natalie-fc4sz]

He sounds like he’s congested

[@heartsforvelvette..]

thats it im putting this on loop

[@Eddsworldfan-fv1kd]

"Craig just saying how was his day" "THE MUSIC IN THE BACKROUND"

[@SpookyPotato_luvsu]

Thsi got me wheezing

[@ChristenRoblox]

your lucky that I am on loop mode

[@yukiiniko4952]

I was so happy😐

[@Spooderboo]

My name is Craig tucker last week was my birthday. My grandma gave me a check for $100.I was soooo happy.but then,4 kids from school came to my house,and said I should use my $100 to invest in becoming a Peruvian flute band,they promised me I would double my money In one afternoon,but the government arrested us along with the other Peruvian flute bands and took us to an internment camp in Miami we begged to go home,but instead the government told us they were sending us to Peru and so that is why am I now in Peru if I die,let it be known that it is because four guys from school I don’t even like from school lied to me and took my birthday money

[@val8645]

Damn. That hit hard 😔👆

[@Errors4Free]

My name is Craig tucker-

[@pixsent6676]

my name is craig tucker....

[@Someonestole4ofmytoast]

no way they used three blind mice for this😦

[@aoisfreshfood]

You're so beautiful miss hashibira!!

[@honkdishScratch]

my name is craig tucker, last week was my birthday. my grandma gave me a check for 100 dollars, i was so happy. but then 4 kids from school came to my house and said i should use my 100 dollars to invest in becoming a peruvian flute band. they promised i would double my money in one afternoon, but the government arrested us, along with all the other peruvian flute bands, and took us to an internment camp in miami. we begged to go home, but instead the government told us they were sending us to peru. and so that is why i am now in peru, if i die let it be known that it is because 4 guys i dont even like from school lied to me and took my birthday money.

[@bluejello-em6ci]

my name is Craig Tucker

[@xeno4378]

“Hello My name is Craig Tucker Last Week was my Birthday”

[@Hazel-rd9pb]

My name is Craig Tucker, last week was my birthday. My grandma gave me a check for $100, I was so happy; but then, 4 kids from school came to my house and said I should use my $100 to invest in becoming a Peruvian flute band. They promised I would double my money in one afternoon, but the government arrested us along with all the other Peruvian flute bands and took us to an internment camp in Miami. We begged to go home, but instead the government told us they were sending us to Peru. And so that is why I am in Peru, if I die let it be known that it is because 4 guys I don’t even like from school lied to me and took my birthday money.

[@zenauz]

my name is craig tucker..

[@Raymobatch887]

last week was my birthday

[@Hrvatski_Debil]

​@@Raymobatch887my grandma gave me a check for 100 dollars.

[@fanhere_]

my name is craig tucker

[@VictoriaDetoro]

cada like es un F por craig