My name is kira yoshikage

[@shloopydoopersontheloreguy9069]

Killer queen has already touched the block button.

[@DefinitelyNotEmma]

Some say that flower shadow is still in possession of her hand >.>

[@1ao493]

Um where's the block button

[@chichobar1705]

*preses the unadd friend*

[@xyzak47-pl]

Killer Queen already touched her home.

[@konojokada2428]

@@chichobar1705 he already touched everything

[@dabiga2315]

If I ever need Kira's speech in another language, I now know where to go

[@ii_ixq997]

Yes so many useful translations

[@WinterSWW]

So many

[@sirianndugvudys6850]

Here's Manx Gaelic version for you Ta Kira Yoshikage yn ennym orrym. Ta mee tree-jeig as feed bleeaney d'eash. Ta my hie ec yn ayrn niar hwoaie jeh Morioh, raad ta ooilley ny thieyn cheerey, as cha nel mee poosit. Ta mee gobbragh myr failleydagh 'sy shapp yl-rheynnagh Kame Yu, as ta mee geddyn thie dagh laa ec hoght er y chlag lurg munlaa ec y chooid s'anmey. Cha nel mee toghtaney, agh ta mee giu nish as reesht. Ta mee goll dy lhie ec 'nane-jeig er y chlag lurg munlaa, as yioym shickyr dy vel mee hoght ooryn cadley, nagh gummey cre. Lurg giu gless dy dy vainney cheh as yannoo sheeyney mysh feed minnidyn roish my jagh mee dy lhie, cha nel doilleeidyn dy cliaghtagh aym jeh cadley derrey moghrey. Cadjoor myr babban, ta mee dooshtey dyn skeeys ny preays erbee 'sy voghrey. V'eh er ny insh dou nagh row cooishyn ayn ec y scrutaght laynt s'jerree aym. Ta mee eabbey dy shoilshaghey dy vel mee my phersoon ta laccal ve bio ayns bea feer feagh. Ta mee geddyn arrey nagh boir mee-hene lesh noidyn erbee, myr cosney as coayl. Verragh shen orrym dy choayl cadley 'syn oie. Myr shen ta mee dellal rish sheshaght, as ta fys aym dy bee shen cur lesh hym maynrys. Ga dy dy beign dy chaggey, cha chaillin da peiagh erbee.

[@VedIsHere]

@@sirianndugvudys6850 How many hours did you spend on this

[@sirianndugvudys6850]

@@VedIsHere 10 mins

[@KC_Garcia]

"Tell me about your life" Proceeds to tell everything about himself

[@yesIAAM]

non jojo fan?

[@yesIAAM]

@•𝑠𝑙𝑒𝑒𝑝 𝑝𝑙𝑠• シ︎ i asked

[@yesIAAM]

@•𝑠𝑙𝑒𝑒𝑝 𝑝𝑙𝑠• シ︎ i wnat to know why you asking me?

[@todayyouheal]

The point he’s trying to make..

[@yesIAAM]

@ZATO ye garcia said ”why”

[@wilbert3799]

the funniest thing is how threatening and creepy this would sound to a non Jojo fan out of context edit: stop liking this comment I sound like an idiot

[@JSMask-h6b]

Well is already threatening the first time You lisent it

[@wilbert3799]

@@JSMask-h6b yea it is but knowing it’s from a show makes it leagues less creepy you know?

[@JSMask-h6b]

@@wilbert3799 Well yeah you have a point but yeah is threatening

[@cyreptus4604]

jojo references are everywhere, by now you've heard of the yoshikage kira speech you just can't fucking escape them

[@wilbert3799]

@@cyreptus4604 they really are. Despite not being as mainstream as say Naruto or Dragon ball or even attack on Titan you see references. Everywhere. Whether it’s a pfp, a bio, a username, a quote a screenshot or a straight up reference you will find one. No matter where you go. It’s like a law of nature

[@shocck1]

“If I were to fight, I wouldn’t lose to anyone.” Stray Cat (kind of), Josuke, Jotaro, a random ambulance and hundreds of hands: *cap lmao*

[@ZafarIqbal-uo4ey]

Holy shit

[@minorcomet282]

Joe Shoe K.

[@backyardaviator2920]

You forgot to add Koichi tho,he's The one who actually stopped Kira from triggering Bites the Dust

[@shocck1]

@@backyardaviator2920 i was trying to just include the people who actually outright won the fights. koichi was a support

[@Fulan.IbnFulan1]

@@shocck1 if koichi wasnt there they would be all dead

[@aerondight211]

Why did she block you, she is not a human of culture then

[@flowershadow]

I apologized to her and said this was an honor for her. It was embarrassing, but she became fans Jojo :v

[@daviddoesstuffandthingigue966]

@@flowershadow pog

[@airi5859]

@@flowershadow so this is how some Jojo fans are born?

[@flowershadow]

@@airi5859 yep

[@airi5859]

@@flowershadow interesting

[@megaomega9669]

Giorno version: My name is Giorno Giovanna and I have a dream

[@internetcat-version2.028]

It is to become a gang-star.

[@yakisaba21]

good

[@YoshiLikesFate]

D A Y V E R S I O N

[@Hlwthere]

@@Neuzuuu you missed the "ni"

[@i_am_squishy6230]

I thought this was turning into the MLK speech for a second.

[@ThisThatThoseThe]

I love giving my information to random people

[@Ok-tj4ku]

What's your mother's maiden name

[@kreutz-e6h]

nice, btw i think josuke is at ur door.

[@Shoyo8210]

NANI??? KIRA YOSHIKAGE????

[@zazrono7108]

and you explode him

[@animeguysarereal]

💅🏻

[@beethechamp6277]

Imagine losing to a plant, a couple students, a marine biologist, an author, an ambulance that was supposed to save you and some hands

[@reedog1811]

And a 9 year old

[@KelpMan420]

IMAGINE

[@snailthelostcow63]

Imagine how embarrassed Pucci is

[@Pharos-j4g]

I'm pretty sure you would beating up if a couple high school student, a marine biologist and an author attack you The normal peoples not Jojo characters

[@blingus_]

The likes were 69, too bad I ruined it

[@bdyog_2464]

I love how the entire comment section is just variations of this monologue in different languages🤣

[@AustinGamingXD]

JoJo Fans: I find this absolutely hilarious! Everyone Else: (Confused Screaming)

[@magusnight5989]

Im not even a Jojo fan and I find this hilarious.

[@minecraftsteve2504]

@@magusnight5989 you should become one Best decision of my life

[@magusnight5989]

@@minecraftsteve2504 Lol Ive thought about it, and I may watch it at some point. But not today.

[@Spinahihi]

@@minecraftsteve2504 don’t wanna start doing jojo poses when in public

[@minecraftsteve2504]

@@Spinahihi reject introvertedness, embrace AYAYAYAYAYYAYA

[@wumpus5]

Mista Version: My name is Guido Mista. I'm 44 years old. My house is in the southwest section of Naples, where all the slums are, and I have 4 wives. I work as a hitman for Passione, and I get home every day by 4:44 AM at the latest. I smoke 4 packs a day, and I always drink. I'm in bed by 4:44PM, and make sure I get 4 hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of cold beer and doing about 44 minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have problems sleeping and I stay up until morning. Just like an elderly, I wake up with fatigue and stress in the morning. I was told there were issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care seek trouble with enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me sadness. Although, if I were to fight I would lose to everyone.

[@fajartsalatsa6206]

Mista : *dies of 4 overdose*

[@documentosecreto2269]

This comment has 44 likes

[@NotTolaen]

This comment has 444 letters

[@Nickyonzaza]

fuck it. 4:44

[@INeedChocolateMilk.26]

Cursed

[@Buckle-Bucky]

English version My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

[@Lenk_Shrimpdare]

Hi bro

[@Buckle-Bucky]

@@Lenk_Shrimpdare Yo

[@snailsinker5142]

I mean kira did not lose to anyone he lost to he lost to an ambulance

[@user-eg3zg6od3l]

私の名は『吉良吉影』 年齢33歳。自宅は杜王町北東部の別荘地帯にあり結婚はしていない。仕事は『カメユーチェーン店』の会社員で 毎日遅くとも夜8時までには帰宅する。 タバコは吸わない。酒はたしなむ程度。夜11時には床につき、必ず8時間は睡眠をとるようにしている。寝る前にあたたかいミルクを飲み、20分ほどのストレッチで体をほぐしてから床につくと、ほとんど朝まで熟睡さ。赤ん坊のように疲労やストレスを残さずに朝目を覚ませるんだ。健康診断でも異常なしと言われたよ。

[@snailsinker5142]

@@user-eg3zg6od3l what the hell

[@DefinitelyNotEmma]

Also, the German version: Ich heiße Yoshikage Kira. Ich bin 33 Jahre alt. Mein Haus befindet sich im nordöstlichen Teil von Morioh, wo sich alle Villen befinden, und ich bin nicht verheiratet. Ich arbeite als Angestellter in dem Kame Yu Kaufhaus und komme jeden Tag spätestens um 20 Uhr nach Hause. Ich rauche nicht, aber ich trinke gelegentlich. Ich bin um 23 Uhr im Bett und stelle sicher, dass ich acht Stunden Schlaf bekomme, egal was passiert. Nachdem ich ein Glas warme Milch getrunken und mich vor dem Schlafengehen etwa zwanzig Minuten lang gedehnt habe, habe ich normalerweise keine Probleme, bis zum Morgen zu schlafen. Wie ein Baby wache ich morgens ohne Müdigkeit oder Stress auf. Mir wurde gesagt, dass es bei meiner letzten Untersuchung keine Probleme gab. Ich versuche zu erklären, dass ich eine Person bin, die ein sehr ruhiges Leben führen möchte. Ich achte darauf, mich nicht mit lästigen Dingen wie Gewinnen und Verlieren zu beschäftigen, die dazu führen würden, dass ich nachts den Schlaf verliere. So gehe ich mit der Gesellschaft um, und ich weiß, das bringt mir Glück. Wenn ich kämpfen würde, würde ich gegen niemanden verlieren.

[@oscargruber8582]

Ich bin schon gespannt, wie sie es in der offiziellen Deutschen Synchronisation machen. Es ist aber leider möglich, dass Killer Queen in Deadly Queen umgewandelt wird, um Probleme mit dem Copyright zu verhindern.

[@SCP_Void_7274]

Ich habe gehört, dass es bei dem neuem deutschem Dub die originalen Namen benutzt werden. Ich weiß nicht ob es nur bei part 5 ist oder ob es such bei part 4 sein wird.

[@sammuelmccall56789]

I don’t think we needed to know.

[@SCP_Void_7274]

@@sammuelmccall56789 Yes. Yes we did dear fellow dweller of these lands of the internet

[@aircloud1795]

@@sammuelmccall56789 Falsch

[@davion4777]

Italian version Mi chiamo Yoshikage Kira. Ho 33 anni. La mia casa è nella parte nord-est di Morioh, dove si trovano tutte le ville, e non sono sposato. Lavoro come dipendente per i grandi magazzini Kame Yu e torno a casa ogni giorno entro le 20:00. Non fumo, ma ogni tanto bevo. Sono a letto alle 23:00 e mi assicuro di dormire almeno otto ore. Dopo aver bevuto un bicchiere di latte caldo e aver fatto circa venti minuti di stretching prima di andare a letto, di solito non ho problemi a dormire fino al mattino. Proprio come un bambino, mi sveglio senza stanchezza o stress al mattino. Mi è stato detto che non c'erano problemi al mio ultimo controllo. Ciò che sto cercando di spiegare è che sono una persona che desidera vivere una vita tranquilla. Faccio attenzione a non procurarmi nessun nemico, perchè cose come vincere o perdere mi farebbero perdere il sonno durante la notte. È così che vivo e so che è ciò che mi porta felicità. Tuttavia, se dovessi combattere non perderei con nessuno.

[@yougotthewholesquadlaughin299]

Giorno Giovanna would love this

[@ykewl3308]

Arrivederci

[@maruelo]

Evviva! Un altro italiano!

[@kaos3629]

That moment when you realise Yoshikage was only found out because Shigechi mistook his bag for Yoshikage's

[@purplechaosemerald6187]

“33 and still watching anime” she says while having a total drama island pfp

[@MrRogue-uj6iz]

Women☕️

[@WinterSWW]

Women ☕

[@gioilgrande2197]

Women ☕

[@rellytophat1735]

Women ☕

[@PencilPenisParker]

Mmmmmm ladies ☕

[@arachnidsCalibrator]

0:22 “welllll, I like hands cause I’m in love with them. I’m David Bowie but with an explosive cat.”

[@josephhutson4899]

An interesting way to put it… 🤔

[@nab.hxx2322]

Indonesian version: Nama saya Yoshikage Kira. Saya berusia 33 tahun. Rumah saya berada di bagian timur laut Morioh, di mana semua vila berada, dan saya belum menikah. Saya bekerja sebagai karyawan department store Kame Yu, dan saya pulang setiap hari paling lambat jam 8 malam. Saya tidak merokok, tetapi saya kadang-kadang minum. Saya di tempat tidur jam 11 malam, dan memastikan saya tidur delapan jam, apa pun yang terjadi. Setelah minum segelas susu hangat dan melakukan peregangan sekitar dua puluh menit sebelum tidur, saya biasanya tidak memiliki masalah tidur sampai pagi. Sama seperti bayi, saya bangun tanpa kelelahan atau stres di pagi hari. Saya diberitahu bahwa tidak ada masalah pada pemeriksaan terakhir saya. Saya mencoba menjelaskan bahwa saya adalah orang yang ingin menjalani kehidupan yang sangat tenang. Saya berhati-hati untuk tidak menyusahkan diri dengan musuh, seperti menang dan kalah, yang akan menyebabkan saya kurang tidur di malam hari. Begitulah cara saya menghadapi masyarakat, dan saya tahu itulah yang membuat saya bahagia. Meskipun, jika saya bertarung, saya tidak akan kalah dari siapa pun.

[@Hymn_]

gw kyk pernah liat ini di brainly ajg 💀

[@Julioou67]

French version: Je m'appelle Yoshikage Kira. J'ai 33 ans. Ma maison se situe au nord-est de Morioh, où se trouvent toutes les villas et je ne suis pas marié. Je travaille en tant qu'employé de l'entreprise Kame Yu, je suis chez moi au plus tard à 20:00. Je ne fume pas mais il m'arrive de boire. Je vais au lit à 23:00 et je fais en sorte d'avoir 8 heures de sommeil quoi qu'il arrive. Après avoir bu du lait chaud et fait 20 minutes d'étirements avant d'aller au lit, je n'ai habituellement aucun problème à dormir jusqu'au matin. Tout comme un bébé. Au matin, je me réveille sans être fatigué et sans être stressé. On m'a dit qu'il n'y avait aucun problème lors de mon dernier contrôle. J'essaye d'expliquer que je suis quelqu'un qui veut vivre une vie tranquille. Je fais attention à ne pas me faire d'ennemis, en gagnant ou en perdant, car cela me causerait des problèmes afin de dormir paisiblement. C'est comme ceci que je me comporte dans la société et je sais que c'est ce qui me rend heureux. Par contre, si je devais me battre, je ne perdrais contre personne. edit : why do I have so many likes just for a translation ?! well hum thank you i guess

[@kilian7591]

Merci, j'ai eu du mal à trouver ton com'!

[@ROCC_Cat]

I love how this translates perfectly to the speech

[@lightdolce]

où se trouvent* accorder avec le sujet ”les villas”

[@Julioou67]

@@lightdolce ah oui merci !

[@lightdolce]

@@Julioou67 Super travail quand même !! Bravo!

[@Ye4gerGhost]

Portuguese version: Meu nome é Yoshikage Kira. Tenho 33 anos. Minha casa fica na parte nordeste de Morioh, onde todas as moradias são, e eu não sou casado. Eu trabalho como funcionário das lojas de departamento Kame Yu, e chego em casa todos os dias às oito da noite, no máximo. Eu não fumo, mas ocasionalmente bebo. Estou na cama às 23h e me certifico de ter oito horas de sono, não importa o que aconteça. Depois de tomar um copo de leite morno e fazer cerca de vinte minutos de alongamentos antes de ir para a cama, geralmente não tenho problemas para dormir até de manhã. Assim como um bebê, eu acordo sem qualquer fadiga ou estresse pela manhã. Foi-me dito que não houve problemas no meu último check-up. Estou tentando explicar que sou uma pessoa que deseja viver uma vida muito tranquila. Eu cuido para não me incomodar com quaisquer inimigos, como ganhar e perder, que me faria perder o sono à noite. É assim que eu lido com a sociedade e sei que é isso que me traz felicidade. Embora, se eu fosse lutar, não perderia para ninguém. ​

[@yeecity]

PT-PT version: Eu chamo-me kira yoshikage caralho, como tremoços todos os dias na tasca da tia Jaquina e bebo no mínimo 30 cervejas enquanto assisto a selecção portuguesa a jogar, ao chegar a casa na hora de jantar tenho sempre uma p*nheta de bacalhau à minha espera feita pela minha mulher. Trabalho na construção civil com as calças a meio do cu e a cada 10 segundos bebo uma jola. Ganho um salário de merda e meto a culpa sempre no governo, mas se me mandarem trabalhar eu não trabalharia mais por ninguém...

[@leovnf]

@@yeecity fiquei sem ar de tanto rir pqp

[@stupefyo7527]

@@yeecity what bloody language is that? Not even the translator understood this text.

[@yeecity]

@@stupefyo7527 It's Portuguese from Portugal with a lot of swear words

[@user-bu8hu6or8g]

Vlw cara

[@destroidhak2556]

Remember. When girls say "tell me about your life", they do NOT accept your auto-biography as an answer. Been fooled by that multiple times, stay safe out there

[@MrCh0o]

Generally applicable to people of any and all sexes/genders/helicopter models

[@ghostlyflamingo07]

@@MrCh0o dont forgot drug types im one of em

[@arcaelum2022]

Why ?

[@user-qx1id1dt8x]

@@arcaelum2022 because women can't speak or express themselves correctly and have to use a complex and unique way of indirectly communicating emotions that they don't even understand (through anything related to human interaction like questions that have seemingly nothing to do with what they actually want) expecting an specific answer that they still don't understand and therefore can't specify or they do understand but won't tell you anyway, but they become angry when guys can't seem to get it and then stop talking to you

[@arcaelum2022]

@@user-qx1id1dt8x I already know that, it was just a rethorical question of mine who don't want to accept reality.

[@soma9382]

Latin version Mihi nomen est Yoshikage Kira. Habeo triginta tres anni. Mei domui est in pars septentrionem inter-orientem Morio-choui, ubi sunt totas villas, et nec maritus sum. Ego in Kame Yuinibus apothecae laboro et sum in meum domum cottidie minime ante octo PM. Non fumo, sed aliquando imbibo spiriti. Ego quisco apud undecim hora et semper certus sum dormire octo horae. Postquam ego unus vase lacte imbibo, et me proteo circa viginti minuta antequam dormitus sum, nil difficultate habeo dormiendo ad mane, ut infans. Ego sine fatigatio aut labor suscito. Ego dicebatur nullius rei in meo postremo probans. Ego conor explicare ut sim persona qui opta vivere tranquillus. Non facio inimicus nec cura me vincere aut perdere. Ille me fecero vigilavisse in nocte. Hic est quomodo tracto cum societatibus, et ille me gaudet. Etsi, si pugnaturus, nec perdam ante aliquod.

[@Dirty09]

Praeclarus

[@Nombrenooriginal]

Movere cruz

[@z0y_sauce400]

I think I just summoned a demon..

[@rashett5425]

tracto cum😳

[@SkinnyApple]

Translate this back to English for a laugh

[@gyorgykovacs1293]

Hungarian version: Az én nevem Yoshikage Kira. 33 éves vagyok. A lakásom Morioh városának északkeleti részén található, ott ahol a villák vannak, házastársam nincsen. A Kame Yu áruházban dolgozom és mindennap legkésőbb este 8 órakor érek haza. Nem dohányzom, alkalmanként iszok. Este 11-kor fekszem le és igyekszek arra törekedni, hogy legalább 8 órát aludjak, bármi áron. Miután megittam egy pohár langyos tejet, valamint körülbelül húsz percnyi torna után könnyűszerrel alszok el. Általában nincs problémám a reggelig tartó alvással. Mint egy csecsemő, úgy ébredek fel mindenféle stressz és fáradtság nélkül. Az utolsó kivizsgálásomon azt mondták, hogy makkegészséges vagyok. Tehát azt szeretném ezzel mondani, hogy én egy teljesen átlagos ember vagyok, aki csak szeretne egy csendes és átlagos életet élni. Igyekszem magamat nem bajba keverni, mivel nem szeretnék emiatt rosszabbul aludni. Így viszonyulok a társadalomhoz és számomra ez jelenti a boldogságot. Azonban, ha harcra kerülne sor, biztos, hogy nem maradnék alul.

[@benjisjisben5220]

invoque a mi ancestro animal

[@yassineszn17]

Hungarian writting sounds like flies buzzing

[@icediamondshark4010]

Magyarok mindenütt.

[@icediamondshark4010]

@@lol-ks4ol Eh, egyszerű. Egyszer csináltam ilyet egy discord szerveren.

[@gyorgykovacs1293]

@@lol-ks4ol Szerintem az ékezetek jelentik a legkisebb gondot.

[@josukethecoolestjojob5132]

El mismo diálogo pero en español : Me llamo Yoshikage Kira. Tengo 33 años. Mi casa está en la sección noreste de Morioh, donde están todas villas, y no estoy casado. Trabajo como empleado de los grandes almacenes Kame Yu, y llego a casa todos los días a más tardar 8 p.m.. No fumo, pero ocasionalmente bebo. Estoy en la cama a las 11 de la noche y me aseguro de dormir ocho horas, pase lo que pase. Después de tomar un vaso de leche tibia y hacer unos veinte minutos de estiramientos antes de acostarme, generalmente no tengo problemas para dormir hasta la mañana. Al igual que un bebé, me levanto sin fatiga ni estrés por la mañana. Me dijeron que no había problemas en mi último chequeo. Estoy tratando de explicar que soy una persona que desea vivir una vida muy tranquila. Tengo cuidado de no molestarme con ningún enemigo, como ganar o perder, que me haría perder el sueño por la noche. Así es como trato con la sociedad, y sé que eso es lo que me trae felicidad. Aunque, si tuviera que pelear, no perdería con nadie.

[@Gabriel_Dreemurr]

Estuve a punto de decir que nadie pondria el dialogo en español , hasta en turco lo habian puesto y todavia no encontraba este

[@weonrequiem8207]

Ete sech

[@juanafigueroa3881]

Gracias, es una traducción más correcta que otra que había encontrado

[@lotsoxd]

Esto parece canales de discord para hablar en tu idioma ya

[@Pjerdolikiy]

Russian version: Меня зовут Кира Йошикаге. Мне 33 года. Мой дом находится в северо-восточной части Морио, где расположены все виллы. Я не женат. Я работаю в универмаге Kame Yu и прихожу домой не позднее 8 вечера. Я не курю, но иногда выпиваю. Я ложусь спать в 11 вечера, и убеждаюсь, что я получаю ровно восемь часов сна, несмотря ни на что. Выпив стакан теплого молока и потянувшись минут двадцать перед сном, я обычно без проблем сплю до утра. Словно ребёнок я просыпаюсь утром без всякой усталости и стресса. На моём последнем осмотре мне сказали, что у меня нет никаких проблем со здоровьем. Я пытаюсь донести, что я обычный человек, который хочет жить спокойной жизнью. Я забочусь о том, чтобы не утруждать себя какими-либо врагами - победами и поражениями, которые могли бы потревожить мой сон. Вот как я отношусь к обществу, и я знаю, что это приносит мне счастье. Хотя, если бы мне пришлось сражаться, я бы никому не проиграл.

[@wackymulter]

@@fuckingkiska2121 well... No.

[@wackymulter]

@@fuckingkiska2121 ...что я тебе плохого сделал? Нормальный перевод. По другому перевести можешь?

[@grain85k]

@@fuckingkiska2121 нормальный перевод чел но ты то наверное ценитель персоны с её безумным алмазом

[@anya6955]

Спасибо

[@vitalspark6910]

@@grain85k я, как человек смотревший с субтитрами могу сказать, что ту версию которую он написал везде используют. К чему предъява?

[@ДариоЂокић]

Serbian version: Mоје име је Иосхикаге Кира. Имам 33 године. Моја кућа се налази у североисточном делу Мориоха, где су све виле, а ја нисам ожењен. Радим као запосленик у робним кућама Каме Иу, а кући се враћам најкасније до 20 сати. Не пушим, али повремено пијем. У кревету сам до 23 сата и побрините се да спавам осам сати, без обзира на све. Након што сам попио чашу топлог млека и обавио двадесетак минута истезања пре спавања, обично немам проблема са спавањем до јутра. Баш као беба, ујутру се будим без умора и стреса. Речено ми је да на последњем прегледу није било проблема. Покушавам да објасним да сам особа која жели да живи веома миран живот. Пазим да се не мучим са непријатељима, попут победе и пораза, због чега бих ноћу могао да изгубим сан. Тако се носим са друштвом и знам да ми то доноси срећу. Мада, да се борим не бих изгубио од никога.

[@amhigh2004]

*u pozadini se dere baba Radisava*

[@euue3245]

"My house is in the northest part of Morioh, where all the *fairies* are" "I'm careful to not agonize over enemies"

[@randomvideos6231]

@@euue3245 villas and faries are synonyms in serbian

[@DaGaJbmKojJe]

Zna srpski, stavlja u google translate i ne popravlja prevod, voli

[@ouzkaan.]

Benim adım Kira Yoshikage. Tam olarak 33 yaşındayım. Evim tüm villaların bulunduğu Morioh Kuzey Doğu kesiminde kalıyor. Kimse ile evli değilim. Kame Yu Mağazalarında eleman olarak çalışırım ve her gün akşam 8 olmadan eve gelirim. Sigarayla işim olmaz ama ara sıra alkol içerim. Saat 11 dedim mi yataktayımdır ve ne olursa olsun 8 saat uyumaya özen gösteririm. Yatağa girmeden önce 1 bardak ılık süt içip yaklaşık 20 dakika esneme hareketleri yaptıktan sonra melekler gibi uyurum. Aynı bir bebek misali sabahları uyandığımda ne derdim olur, ne tasam. Son muayenemde sağlıklı olduğum söylendi. Bütün bunları basitleştirmek gerekirse ben huzur ve sükunet arzulayan biri olduğumu söylüyorum! Geceleri uykumdan feragat etmemi sebep olacak belalar, ikilemler ve düşmanlardan hep kaçınırım. İşte ben toplumla aynen bu şekilde başa çıkıyorum. Bu tür eylemlerin bana nihai mutluluk getirdiğini düşünüyorum. Hadi diyelim düşmanla karşılaştım. Galip olan yine ben olurdum! Yani, Shigeki. Geceleri beni uykumdan edebilecek küçük bir mahlukat olduğun için düşmanım sayılırsın. Killer Queen! Bendeniz, ona bu ismi layık gördüm. Gece, rahat bir uyku uyuyabilmek için şuan seni tam burada vahşice katletmek zorundayım!

[@NotRick05]

Filipino version: Ako si Yoshikage Kira. Ako'y 33 taong gulang. Ang bahay ko ay nasa hilagang-silangang bahagi ng Morioh, kung saan naroon ang lahat ng villas, at hindi ako ikinasal. Nagtatrabaho ako bilang empleyado para sa mga tindahan ng Kame Yu department store, at umuuwi ako araw-araw sa pamamagitan ng alas 8 ng gabi sa pinakahuli. Hindi ako naninigarilyo, pero paminsan-minsan ay umiinom ako ng alak. Natutulog ako sa pamamagitan ng alas-11 ng gabi, at siguraduhin na makakakuha ako ng walong oras ng pagtulog, kahit anuman ang mangyari. Matapos magkaroon ng isang baso ng mainit-init na gatas at paggawa ng tungkol sa dalawampung minuto ng stretches bago matulog, karaniwan ay wala akong problema sa pagtulog hanggang umaga. Tulad ng isang sanggol, gumising ako nang walang anumang pagod o stress sa umaga. Sinabihan ako na walang mga isyu sa huling check-up ko. Sinisikap kong ipaliwanag na ako ay isang taong gustong mamuhay nang napakatahimik. Inaalagaan ko ang sarili ko sa anumang kaaway, tulad ng panalo at pagkawala, na magiging dahilan para matulog ako sa gabi. Ganyan ako nahaharap sa lipunan, at alam ko na iyan ang nagdudulot sa akin ng kaligayahan. Bagama't kung makikipaglaban ako kahit kanino.

[@Axlken214]

Inaccurate, fix mo yan

[@xchan3726]

Copy pasta sa google fix mo yan

[@NotRick05]

@@xchan3726 ehehe pag ginahanan na ko, sige.

[@ultomato7127]

Bagamat kung makikipaglaban ako hindi ako matatalo kahit kanino*

[@ghosterenyeager]

Ito hindi translated kay google Ako si Yoshikage Kira, 33 taong gulang. Nakatira ako sa hilagang-silangan bahagi ng Morioh, kung nasaan ang lahat ng mga villas, at hindi pa ako kinakasal. Nagtatrabaho ako bilang isang employer ng Kame-Yu Department Store, at umuuwi ako sa pagitan ng alas 8 ng gabi. Hindi ako naninigarilyo pero minsan umiinom ako ng alak. Natutulog ako ng alas 11 ng gabi at sisiguraduhin ko na makakatulog ako ng 8 oras walang labis walang kulang. Matapos na uminom ng isang basong mainit na gatas, nag-uunat ako ng halos 20 minuto bagong matulog, kadalasan wala akong problema sa pagtulog hanggang umaga. Tulad ng isang sanggol ako'y gumigising ng walang problema at istress tuwing umaga. Wala akong mga isyu sa aking huling check-up. Ako ang uri ng tao na gustong mabuhay ng matiwasay. Madalas akong umiiwas sa mga labanan at kaaway tulad ng pagkapanalo at pagkatalo na pwedeng makaepekto sa pagkakatulog ko sa gabi. Ganyan ako makisama sa ating lipunan at alam ko na iyan ang magdudulot sa akin ng kaligayahan. Ngunit kung sa labanan sisikapin ko na hindi ako matatalo ninuman.

[@deceasedposter]

No dislikes, and rightly so

[@flowershadow]

Coz only legends here😊

[@creeam1]

Gonna be first one

[@flowershadow]

@@creeam1 This is an honor for me

[@Yami_Soryu]

I found you

[@deceasedposter]

Oh dear, it seems you've seen me. DAISAN NO BAKUDAN! BITES ZA DUSTO!

[@Edward_Npc]

Greek version guys Μπορείτε να με αποκαλείτε Yoshikage Kira. Αυτή τη στιγμή είμαι 33 ετών. Όχι ότι θα σε νοιάζει, αλλά μένω στη βορειοανατολική συνοικία με τις βίλες του Morioh. Επίσης, δεν έχω ακόμη παντρευτεί. Για να βγάλω τα προς το ζην, δουλεύω στον Καμέ

[@diSSonanceternal]

γιατί δεν το ολοκληρωσες

[@cledon.]

@@diSSonanceternal μάλλον δεν ξέρει αρκετά αγγλικά 😭😭

[@saikithepsiioniic1358]

ayo he speaks math

[@danielalbert9749]

@@saikithepsiioniic1358 I thought it was the scribbles everyone wrote before we knew how to write.

[@diSSonanceternal]

@@danielalbert9749 that's pretty much how greek is for everyone that hasnt learned it as their first language

[@andrei-cezarbleaje5519]

Romanian version : Numele meu este Yoshikage Kira. Am 33 de ani. Casa mea este în partea de nord-est a orașului Morioh, unde sunt toate vilele și nu sunt căsătorit. Lucrez ca angajat pentru magazinele Kame Yu și ajung acasă în fiecare zi până la ora 20:00 cel târziu. Nu fumez, dar beau din când în când. Sunt în pat până la ora 23:00 și mă asigur că dorm opt ore, indiferent de situatie. După ce am luat un pahar de lapte cald și am făcut vreo douăzeci de minute de întinderi înainte de a merge la culcare, de obicei nu am probleme cu somnul până dimineața. La fel ca un bebeluș, mă trezesc dimineața fără oboseală sau stres. Mi s-a spus că nu au fost probleme la ultimul control. Încerc să explic că sunt o persoană care își dorește să trăiască o viață foarte liniștită. Am grijă să nu mă deranjez cu niciun dușman, cum ar fi câștigul și pierderea, care m-ar face să pierd somnul noaptea. Așa mă descurc cu societatea și știu că asta îmi aduce fericirea. Deși, dacă ar fi să lupt, nu aș pierde în fața nimănui.

[@emanuelmalineanu1399]

So I guess his stand is…REGINA UCIGASA?!

[@bayonexd6951]

@@emanuelmalineanu1399 Regina Ucigasa: Musca Nisipul

[@alexandruvalsan3075]

Zeu

[@andrei-cezarbleaje5519]

@@emanuelmalineanu1399 Pisica Criminala/Ucigasa mai degraba , queen inseamna si pisica , si in acest context e evident pisica ( uite-te cum arata standu)

[@serrex2128]

Watashi no na wa “kirayoshikage” nenrei 33-sai jitaku wa moriōchō hokutō-bu no bessō chitai ni ari… kekkon wa shite inai… shigoto wa “kameyūchēn-ten” no kaishain de mainichi osokutomo yoru 8-ji made ni wa kitaku suru tabako wa suwanai sake wa tashinamu teido yoru 11 tokiniha yuka ni tsuki kanarazu 8-jikan wa suimin o toru yō ni shite iru… nerumae ni atatakai miruku o nomi 20-bu hodo no sutoretchi de karada o hogushite kara yuka ni tsuku to hotondo asamade jukusui-sa… akanbō no yō ni hirō ya sutoresu o nokosazu ni asa-me o samaseru nda… kenkōshinda demo ijō nashi to iwa reta yo shigechi talks watashi wa tsuneni “kokoro no heion” o negatte iki teru ningen to iu koto o setsumei shite iru noda yo… “kachimake” ni kodawattari atama o kakaeru yōna “toraburu” toka yoru mo nemurenai to itta “teki” o tsukuranai… to iu no ga watashi no shakai ni taisuru shiseideari sore ga jibun no kōfukuda to iu koto o shitte iru… mottomo tatakatta to shite mo watashi wa darenimo makenga ne

[@diobrando5329]

Brasilian version Meu nome é Yoshikage Kira. Tenho 33 anos. Minha casa fica na parte nordeste de Morioh, onde todas as casas estão, e eu não sou casado. Eu trabalho como funcionário das lojas de departamentos Kame Yu e chego em casa todos os dias às oito da noite, no máximo. Eu não fumo, mas ocasionalmente bebo. Estou na cama às 23 horas e me certifico de ter oito horas de sono, não importa o que aconteça. Depois de tomar um copo de leite morno e fazer cerca de vinte minutos de alongamentos antes de ir para a cama, geralmente não tenho problemas para dormir até de manhã. Assim como um bebê, eu acordo sem nenhum cansaço ou estresse pela manhã. Foi-me dito que não houve problemas no meu último check-up. Estou tentando explicar que sou uma pessoa que deseja viver uma vida muito tranquila. Eu cuido para não me incomodar com inimigos, como ganhar e perder, isso me faria perder o sono à noite. É assim que eu lido com a sociedade e sei que é isso que me traz felicidade. Embora, se eu fosse lutar, não perderia para ninguém.

[@AzzGuy]

Ah sim,br e cultura.

[@heyimhereonyt]

POV: kira sent you to Brazil

[@roseliae]

@@heyimhereonyt after Kira was grasped by the hands in the "don’t turn around ally" he gets sent to brazil and dead mans question doesn’t not exist, this is canon in my head nobody can tell me otherwise

[@natoalves.k]

Obrigado vampirao bombado

[@Luccifugus]

Obrigado DIO, estava precisando

[@KingGhostyy]

Watashi no na wa Kira Yoshikage. Nenre san-juu-san sai. Jitaku wa Morioh-cho hokuto bu no bessou chitai ni ari, kekkon wa shiteinai. Shigoto wa Kame Yu chuun den no kaishain de mainichi osuku tomo yoru hachi ji made niwa kitakusuru. Tabako wa suwanai, sake wa tashinamu tedo. Yoru juu-ichi niwa toko ni tsuki, kanarazu hachi jikan wa suimin o toru you ni shiteiru. Neru mae ni atatakai miruku o nomi. Nijuu bun hodo no sutorecchi de karada o hogushite kara toko ni tsukuto. Hotondo asa made jukusui sai. Akanbou no you ni hirou ya sutoresu o nokosazu ni, asa me o samaserun da. Kenkou shindan demo ijou na shito iwaretai you. Watashi wa tsuneni kokoro no heon o negatte ikiteru ningen toiu koto o setsume shiteiru noda yo.

[@macewindu4070]

romanji version

[@Ralsia]

It's romaji not romanji, it gets confused sometimes since it's the romanization of japanese symbols

[@ataribonifacio6864]

You mean, Romance???!!!...😂😂😂❤️❤️❤️

[@GustafUNL]

You shoulda done it in the Japanese keyboard bro.

[@GustafUNL]

@@ataribonifacio6864 The roman alphabet.

[@james.7460]

Being oddly specific is a very effective weapon

[@zeynepguranl6787]

Turkish Verison: Benim adım Kira Yoshikage, 33 yaşındayım. Morioh Cho'nun kuzey kısmında yaşıyorum, bütün villaların olduğu yerde, ve evli değilim. Kame Yu departmanında işçi olarak çalışıyorum. Ve her gün en geç akşam 8'de eve varmış oluyorum. Sigara içmiyorum, ama alkol tüketiyorum. Gece 11'de yatağıma girmiş oluyorum, 8 saatlik uyku almaya çok özen gösteriyorum, ne olursa olsun. Yatağa girmeden önce bir bardak ılık süt içip, yaklaşık 20 dakikalık egzersizlerimi yapıyorum. Genellikle sabaha kadar uyumamda hiç sıkıntım olmaz. Tıpkı bir bebek gibi, sabah hiç yorgunluğum ve stresim olmadan kalkarım. En son kontrol ettiğimde hiç sıkıntım olmadığı söylenmişti. Çok sessiz bir hayat yaşamak isteyen biri olduğumu açıklamaya çalışıyorum. Düşman edinmek gibi dertlerden uzak durmaya çalışıyorum, kazanmak ve kaybetmek gibi, bu bana gece uyku kaybetmeme sebep olur. Bu benim toplumla başa çıkma şeklim, ve bana neyin mutluluk getirdiğini biliyorum. Dövüşmem gerekirsede, kimseye kaybetmezdim.

[@anarsistdevletci]

Eyw

[@zeynepguranl6787]

@@anarsistdevletci çevirmek cidden uzun sürdü mal gibi zamanımı verdim

[@BongaBonga69]

Ellerinize sağlık

[@ozcankafali8202]

@@zeynepguranl6787 çeviri kullansaydın ve çevirmek zaten çok kolay ama malsan uzun sürebilir

[@BayKutup]

Chat ölmüş ya

[@DefinitelyNotEmma]

At this point I don't know which copypasta I love more, the CV of Kira or the tragedy of darth plagueis the wise ;~;

[@prinzessinugk1279]

The Virgin Kira CV The Chad Napkin Speech

[@novemberecho3899]

Tragedy of Darth Kira the not-so-wise

[@thunderspark1536]

@@prinzessinugk1279 Can't wait for it to be animated

[@siuuuu333]

Spanish versión: Mi nombre es Yoshikage Kira. Tengo 33 años de edad. Mi casa está en la sección noreste de Morioh, donde están todas las villas, y no estoy casado. Trabajo como empleado para los grandes almacenes Kame Yu y llego a casa todos los días a las 8 p.m. como muy tarde. No fumo, pero bebo de vez en cuando. Estoy en la cama a las 11 p. m. y me aseguro de dormir ocho horas, pase lo que pase. Después de tomar un vaso de leche tibia y hacer unos veinte minutos de estiramientos antes de acostarse, no suele tener problemas para dormir hasta la mañana. Al igual que un bebé, despiértese sin fatiga ni estrés por la mañana. Me dijeron que no había problemas en mi última revisión. Estoy tratando de explicar que soy una persona que desea vivir una vida muy tranquila. Tengo cuidado de no molestarme con ningún enemigo, como ganar y perder, que me haría perder el sueño por la noche. Así es como trato con la sociedad, y sé que eso es lo que me trae felicidad. Aunque, si fuera a pelear, no perdería con nadie.

[@BoundlessNeltu]

Kira yoshikage be like

[@BloomBlanche]

French version even though someone probably did it already: Mon nom est Yoshikage Kira. J'ai 33 ans. Ma maison est dans la section nord-est de Morioh, où toutes les villas se trouvent, et je ne suis pas marié. Je travaille en tant qu'employé pour les grands magasins Kame Yu, et je rentre chez moi chaque jour à 8 heures au plus tard. Je ne fume pas, mais je bois de temps en temps. Je m'endors à 11 heures, et je m'assure d'avoir huit heures de sommeil, peu importe ce qu'il faut. Après avoir bu un verre de lait chaud et ayant fait environ vingt minutes d'étirements avant d'aller au lit, j'ai habituellement aucun problème à dormir jusqu'au matin. Tout comme un bébé, je me réveille sans fatigue ni stress le matin. On m'a dit qu'il n'y avait aucun problème à ma dernière visite médicale. J'essaie d'expliquer que je suis une personne qui souhaite vivre une vie très calme. Je fais attention à ne pas me troubler avec n'importe quels ennemis, comme des victoires et des pertes, qui me feraient perdre du sommeil la nuit. C'est comme ça que je vis dans cette société, et je sais que c'est la source de mon bonheur. Cependant, si je devais me battre, je ne perdrait contre personne.

[@lonnpton5239]

_"My nom"_ C'est canadien ?

[@BloomBlanche]

@@lonnpton5239 Ahh zut XD Je vais le corriger

[@lonnpton5239]

@@BloomBlanche c'était une vraie question je ne savais pas

[@BloomBlanche]

@@lonnpton5239 Ohh ok! Mais j'avoue qu'on a beaucoup d'anglicismes au Canada. Personnellement, même si l'anglais se mélange dans certaines conversations, j'ai jamais entendu quelqu'un utiliser "my nom"

[@lonnpton5239]

@@BloomBlanche ok merci pour cette réponse

[@abucketoftears]

This is so fucking underrated

[@dbwsal]

What a madlad, literally wrote a whole speech about a worker that wants to live in a normal and peaceful life

[@cesxart]

This why i have no friend,They hate listening to my cool speech

[@flowershadow]

Women's hands are the best, especially soft

[@portablegigai2705]

@@flowershadowa man of culture

[@cesxart]

@@flowershadow i agree with that❤

[@vili_volo1831]

One time i do this in an online game, and I got roasted so hard they even telling me that i am crazy

[@hollowsid9623]

well, you don't write your own speeches

[@Legendary_Paper]

Song version If you're havin' trouble with the high school head He's givin' you the blues You want to graduate but not in 'is bed Here's what you gotta do Pick up the phone I'm always home Call me any time Just ring 36 24 36 hey I lead a life of crime Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap You got problems in your life of love You got a broken heart He's double dealin' with your best friend That's when the teardrops start, fella Pick up the phone I'm here alone Or make a social call Come right in Forget about him We'll have ourselves a ball Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap If you got a lady and you want her gone But you ain't got the guts She keeps naggin' at you night and day Enough to drive ya nuts Pick up the phone Leave her alone It's time you made a stand For a fee I'm happy to be Your back door man Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap yeah Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap Concrete shoes, cyanide, TNT Done dirt cheap Neckties, contracts, high voltage Done dirt cheap Dirty deeds Do anything you wanna do Done dirty cheap Dirty deeds Dirty deeds Dirty deeds Done dirt cheap (Being noticed feels weird)

[@NullSpace3]

Dang nice

[@NullSpace3]

I imagined it in the ending music for epitaph erased part 2

[@neyte7313]

The DLC for this version: People all over the world (everybody) Join hands (join) Start a love train, love train People all over the world (all the world, now) Join hands (love ride) Start a love train (love ride), love train The next stop that we make will be England Tell all the folks in Russia, and China, too Don't you know that it's time to get on board And let this train keep on riding, riding on through Well, well People all over the world (you don't need no money) Join hands (come on) Start a love train, love train (don't need no ticket, come on) People all over the world (join in, ride this train) Join in (ride this train, y'all) Start a love train (come on, train), love train All of you brothers over in Africa Tell all the folks in Egypt, and Israel, too Please don't miss this train at the station 'Cause if you miss it, I feel sorry, sorry for you Well People all over the world (sisters and brothers) Join hands (join, come on) Start a love train (ride this train, y'all), love train (come on) People all over the world (don't need no tickets) Join hands (come on, ride) Start a love train, love train Ride, let it ride Let it ride Let it ride People, ain't no war People all over the world (on this train) Join in (ride the train) Start a love train, love train (ride the train, y'all) People all over the world (come on) Join hands (you can ride or stand, yeah) Start a love train, love train (makin' love) People all over the world ('round the world, y'all) Join hands (come on) Start a love train, love train People all over the world Join hands Start a love train, love train People all over the world Join hands Start a love train, love train People all over the world Join hands Start a love train

[@alihankaldybayev2045]

Ayo what here doin D4C?

[@kittykhang09]

Wrong stand buddy

[@CalvinWiersum]

She asked about his life and he obliged. Guess she didn’t want a deep connection

[@TheMarshmelloKing]

Although I understand this would sound incredibly creepy to someone who doesn’t get it I can’t help but feel incensed you would get blocked for answering the question

[@purplehaze2358]

Gujarati version: મારું નામ યોશીકેજ કિરા છે. હું 33 વર્ષનો છું. મારું ઘર મોરીઓહના ઉત્તરપૂર્વ વિભાગમાં છે, જ્યાં તમામ વિલા છે અને હું પરણ્યો નથી. હું Kame Yu ડિપાર્ટમેન્ટ સ્ટોર્સમાં કર્મચારી તરીકે કામ કરું છું અને હું દરરોજ રાત્રે 8 વાગ્યા સુધીમાં ઘરે પહોંચી જાઉં છું. હું ધૂમ્રપાન કરતો નથી, પરંતુ હું ક્યારેક ક્યારેક પીઉં છું. હું રાત્રે 11 વાગ્યા સુધીમાં પથારીમાં પડું છું, અને ખાતરી કરો કે મને આઠ કલાકની ઊંઘ મળે છે, પછી ભલે ગમે તે હોય. એક ગ્લાસ ગરમ દૂધ પીધા પછી અને સૂતા પહેલા લગભગ વીસ મિનિટ સ્ટ્રેચ કર્યા પછી, મને સામાન્ય રીતે સવાર સુધી ઊંઘવામાં કોઈ તકલીફ થતી નથી. એક બાળકની જેમ, હું સવારે કોઈપણ થાક કે તણાવ વગર જાગી જાઉં છું. મને કહેવામાં આવ્યું હતું કે મારા છેલ્લા ચેક-અપમાં કોઈ સમસ્યા નથી. હું સમજાવવાનો પ્રયાસ કરી રહ્યો છું કે હું એક એવી વ્યક્તિ છું જે ખૂબ જ શાંત જીવન જીવવા માંગે છે. હું ધ્યાન રાખું છું કે કોઈ પણ દુશ્મનોથી મારી જાતને મુશ્કેલી ન પડે, જેમ કે જીત અને હાર, જેના કારણે મને રાત્રે ઊંઘ ન આવે. આ રીતે હું સમાજ સાથે વ્યવહાર કરું છું, અને હું જાણું છું કે તે જ મને ખુશી આપે છે. જો કે, જો હું લડીશ તો હું કોઈની સામે હારીશ નહીં.

[@Hey_pookiewookie]

Yh I ain’t ever seen another Gujarati jojo fan

[@purplehaze2358]

@@Hey_pookiewookie To clarify; I don’t actually speak Gujarati myself. This comment was 100% a google translate job.

[@paulthedoge]

I like this video because ... my name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

[@mustafar_ataturk]

Ukrainian version Мене звуть Кіра Йошікаґе. Мені 33 роки. Мій будинок знаходиться на півночі Моріо, в районі маєтків. Я неодружений. Працюю в офісі в мережі магазинів Kame Yu і додому повертаюся найпізніше о 8 вечора. Я не палю, деколи можу випити. Об 11 вечора я лягаю, завжди сплю не менше восьми годин. Перед сном я п'ю тепле молоко, а також хвилин 20 приділяю розминці, тому до ранку сплю без особливих проблем. Вранці я прокидаюся, не відчуваючи ні втоми, ні стресу, наче немовля. На медогляді мені сказали, що ніяких проблем немає. Пояснюю, що я людина, яка бажає жити мирним життям. Я не забиваю собі голову проблемами на кшталт перемог або поразок і не маю ворогів, через яких не міг би заснути. Я знаю напевно - в такому способі взаємодії з суспільством і криється щастя. Хоча навіть у битві я б нікому не програв

[@snowman2283]

Я знайшов цей коммент🥳

[@gremmy4908]

Irish version: Yoshikage Kira is ainm dom. Tá mé 33 bliain d'aois. Tá mo theach sa chuid thoir thuaidh de Morioh, áit a bhfuil na Villas go léir, agus níl mé pósta. Oibrím mar fhostaí i siopaí ilranna Kame Yu, agus téim abhaile gach lá faoi 8 PM ar a dhéanaí. Ní chaithim tobac, ach ólaim ó am go chéile. Táim sa leaba faoi 11 PM, agus déan cinnte go bhfaighidh mé ocht n-uaire codlata, is cuma cén. Tar éis gloine bainne te a bheith agam agus thart ar fiche nóiméad de shínte a dhéanamh roimh dul a chodladh, de ghnáth ní bhíonn aon fhadhbanna agam codlata go maidin. Díreach cosúil le leanbh, dúisíonn mé gan aon tuirse nó strus ar maidin. Dúradh liom nach raibh aon saincheisteanna ag an tseiceáil dheireanach agam. Tá mé ag iarraidh a mhíniú gur duine mé ar mian leis saol an-chiúin a chaitheamh. Bím cúramach gan mé féin a thrioblóid le naimhde ar bith, cosúil le bua agus cailliúint, a chuirfeadh codladh na hoíche orm. Sin mar a dhéileálann mé leis an tsochaí, agus tá a fhios agam gurb é sin a thugann sonas dom. Cé, dá mbeinn ag troid ní chaillfinn aon duine.

[@sirianndugvudys6850]

Manx Gaelic version Ta Kira Yoshikage yn ennym orrym. Ta mee tree-jeig as feed bleeaney d'eash. Ta my hie ec yn ayrn niar hwoaie jeh Morioh, raad ta ooilley ny thieyn cheerey, as cha nel mee poosit. Ta mee gobbragh myr failleydagh 'sy shapp yl-rheynnagh Kame Yu, as ta mee geddyn thie dagh laa ec hoght er y chlag lurg munlaa ec y chooid s'anmey. Cha nel mee toghtaney, agh ta mee giu nish as reesht. Ta mee goll dy lhie ec 'nane-jeig er y chlag lurg munlaa, as yioym shickyr dy vel mee hoght ooryn cadley, nagh gummey cre. Lurg giu gless dy dy vainney cheh as yannoo sheeyney mysh feed minnidyn roish my jagh mee dy lhie, cha nel doilleeidyn dy cliaghtagh aym jeh cadley derrey moghrey. Cadjoor myr babban, ta mee dooshtey dyn skeeys ny preays erbee 'sy voghrey. V'eh er ny insh dou nagh row cooishyn ayn ec y scrutaght laynt s'jerree aym. Ta mee eabbey dy shoilshaghey dy vel mee my phersoon ta laccal ve bio ayns bea feer feagh. Ta mee geddyn arrey nagh boir mee-hene lesh noidyn erbee, myr cosney as coayl. Verragh shen orrym dy choayl cadley 'syn oie. Myr shen ta mee dellal rish sheshaght, as ta fys aym dy bee shen cur lesh hym maynrys. Ga dy dy beign dy chaggey, cha chaillin da peiagh erbee.

[@micreper]

polish version moje imię to Yoshikage Kira,mam 33 lata,mieszkam w południowo zachodniej części morioh gdzie wszystkie wille są,I nie jestem żonaty,jestem pracownikiem w departamencie Kame Yu,I jestem w domu każdego dnia o najpóźniej 8 PM,nie palę ale czasami pije,jestem w łózku o 11 PM,I upewniam się że dostaje 8 godzin snu,nie ważne co.po wypiciu szklanki ciepłego mleka I wykonywaniu około 30 minut rozciągania zanim pójdę do łóżka,zwykle nie mam problemów z zasypianiem do rana,niczym dzidziuś budzę się bez żadnej fatygi lub stresu o poranku,powiedziano mi że nie ma problemów podczas mojego ostatniego check-upa,próbuje powiedzieć że jestem osobą która życzy sobie bardzo spokojnego życia.i nie kłopotam się przeciwnikami,jak przegrywanie czy wygrywanie,ponieważ miałbym przez to problemy ze spaniem,tak radzę sobie z społecznoscią,I wiem że przynosi mi to szczęście,ale jeśli miałbym walczyć,nie przegram

[@Vaydore]

Thank you, now I can monolouge to all of my polish friends about being a serial killer

[@Camenye]

Brazilian version: Meu nome é Yoshikage Kira. Tenho 33 anos. Minha casa fica na parte nordeste de Morioh, onde todas as casas estão, e eu não sou casado. Eu trabalho como funcionário das lojas de departamentos Kame Yu e chego em casa todos os dias às oito da noite, no máximo. Eu não fumo, mas ocasionalmente bebo. Estou na cama às 23 horas e me certifico de ter oito horas de sono, não importa o que aconteça. Depois de tomar um copo de leite morno e fazer cerca de vinte minutos de alongamentos antes de ir para a cama, geralmente não tenho problemas para dormir até de manhã. Assim como um bebê, eu acordo sem nenhum cansaço ou estresse pela manhã. Foi-me dito que não houve problemas no meu último check-up. Estou tentando explicar que sou uma pessoa que deseja viver uma vida muito tranquila. Eu cuido para não me incomodar com inimigos, como ganhar e perder, isso me faria perder o sono à noite. É assim que eu lido com a sociedade e sei que é isso que me traz felicidade. Embora, se eu fosse lutar, não perderia para ninguém.

[@remyster8375]

@@Camenye 👍😎

[@leovnf]

When translate to english it apears south weast and not northeast

[@bruhmoment3478]

@@leovnf cuz he made a mistake

[@garbange]

"33 and still watching anime?" Has the same ring as "he's a grown man using an umbrella" like... Do people just turn a certain age and morph into a different person who no longer has interest or desires in things?

[@HCSR2]

...What? Do people change as they age? Is that a real question? People do in fact mature their interests and behaviour as they age. Yes.

[@garbange]

@@HCSR2you're having a go at me with an anime PFP 😂 we on the same team mf

[@HCSR2]

@@garbange Mate, people change when they age. You kinda said something really stupid. And not really on the same team at all.

[@garbange]

@@HCSR2 oi bruv, why's you's disrespecting me?

[@aluxe3254]

Kazakh version (who need but why not): Менің атым Кира Йошикаге.Мен 33жастамын.Менің үйім виллалар орналасқан Морионың солтүстік-шығыс өңірінде орналасқан,әлі үйленбегенмін.Жергілікті Kame Yo супермаркетінде жұмыс істеймін және кешкі 8 болмай үйге жетемін.Темекі тартпаймын,бірақ кейде арақ ішемін.Мен дәл 11-де жатамын,осылайша мен өзімнің 8сағат ұйықтайтынымды не болса да қадағалаймын.Ұйықтардың алдында бір тостақ жылы сүт ішіп,20минуттай жаттығулар жасаймын,осылайша таңертеңге дейін бар ыңғаймен ұйықтаймын.Таңертең мен бөпедей еш қапаусыз және қорқынышсыз оянамын.Соңғы дәрігерге көріністе менде барлығы жақсы деп айтқан.Осымен мен жәй тыныш өмір сүргім келетінімді айтқым келген.Мен жаулармен басымды ауыртпаймын,маған шыны айта келсек жеңіс,жеңілу қызықты емес,себебі бұл менің ұйқымды бұзуы мүмкін.Осылайша мен қоғаммен үйлесімді өмір сүремін және бұл маған тек қуаныш береді.Дегенмен де,егер де шайқасуға мәжбүр болсам,мен ешкімге жеңілмес едім.

[@bigbenhgy]

I'm learning kazakh so thank you

[@atlasrecordsrusdub]

Ohuyenno

[@fangwu7576]

Somewhat Inaccurate Tigrinya translation: ዮሺካጌ ኪራ ይበሃል። ወዲ 33 ዓመት እየ። ገዛይ ኣብ ሰሜናዊ ምብራቕ ክፋል ሞሪዮ እዩ ዘሎ፡ ኣብኡ ኩለን ቪላታት ኣለዋ፡ ኣነ ድማ ኣይተመርዓኹን። ኣብተን ካሜ ዩ ዝርከባ ዲፓርትመንት ድኳናት ከም ሰራሕተኛ ኮይነ እየ ዝሰርሕ፣ እንተወሓደ ድማ መዓልታዊ ክሳብ ሰዓት 8 PM ናብ ገዛይ እበጽሕ። ሽጋራ ኣይትክኽን እየ፡ ሓሓሊፈ ግን እሰቲ እየ። ክሳብ ሰዓት 11 PM ኣብ ዓራት ኣለኹ፡ ዝኾነ ይኹን ብዘየገድስ ድማ ሸሞንተ ሰዓታት ድቃስ ከም ዝረክብ ኣረጋግጽ። ብርጭቆ ውዑይ ጸባ ምስ ሰተኹን ቅድሚ ምድቃሰይ ንኣስታት ዕስራ ደቓይቕ ዝኸውን ምዝርጋሕ ድሕሪ ምግባርን፡ መብዛሕትኡ ግዜ ክሳብ ንግሆ ንኽድቅስ ጸገም የብለይን። ልክዕ ከም ህጻን ንግሆ ብዘይ ዝኾነ ድኻም ወይ ጸቕጢ እየ ዝበራበር። ኣብቲ ናይ መወዳእታ መርመራይ ዝኾነ ጉዳይ ከምዘየለ ተነጊሩኒ። ኣነ ኣዝዩ ህዱእ ህይወት ክነብር ዝምነ ሰብ ምዃነይ ከረድእ ይፍትን ኣለኹ። ንለይቲ ድቃስ ከም ዝስእን ዝገብረኒ ዝኾነ ይኹን ጸላኢ፡ ከም ምዕዋትን ምኽሳርን፡ ንነብሰይ ከይሽግራ እጥንቀቕ። ምስ ሕብረተሰብ ከምኡ እየ ዝገብሮ፡ ሓጐስ ከም ዘምጽኣለይ ድማ እፈልጥ እየ። ዋላ እኳ፡ እንተዝቃለስ ብማንም ኣይምተሳዕርኩን።

[@bubuhagiman4403]

Thai version: ฉันชื่อ คิระ โยชิคาเงะ อายุ 33 ปี อาศัยอยู่ย่านที่พักอาศัยทางตะวันออกเฉียงเหนือของเมืองโมริโอยังโสดทำงานที่ห้างคาเมยู ทุกวันจะกลับบ้านก่อนสองทุ่ม ไม่สูบบุหรี่แต่ดื่มไวน์นิดหน่อย เข้านอนก่อนห้าทุ่มฉันต้องนอนวันละแปดชั่วโมง ก่อนนอนจะดื่มนมอุ่นๆหนึ่งแก้ว และยืดเส้นยืดสาย20นาทีเพื่อผ่อนคลายร่างกายก่อนเข้านอนจะได้หลับสนิทตลอดทั้งคืน ฉันตื่นนอนเหมือนเด็กทารกปราศจากความเหนื่อยล้าและความเครียด ผลตรวจร่างกายก็ปกติ.. ฉันแค่จะบอกว่าฉันอยากอยู่อย่างสงบ ไม่ต้องการแข่งขันกับใครและไม่อยากสร้างปัญหาให้ตัวเองปวดหัวหรือสร้างศัตรูจนทำให้นอนไม่หลับ นั่นคือทัศนคติที่ฉันมีต่อสังคมและฉันรู้ว่ามันจะฉันมีความสุข แต่หากต้องลงมือฉันก็ไม่แพ้ใครเหมือนกัน.

[@huh306]

Imagine someone memorized the whole speech in Japanese and had happened to have a project in their Japanese class that tells the students to tell about themselves in Japanese and blurts this out

[@craigdsouza]

Morbius version: There is no morbius version, give me all your money.

[@ThePieOfTheUnknown]

"Tell me about your life" "Killer queen has now his hands on your IP address, you can never run nor hide"

[@josh_a3]

Watashi no na wa Kira Yoshikage. Renrei sanjyuu sansai. Jitaku wa Morioh-cho hokuto no bu no bessojidai ni ari, kekkon wa shiite-inai, Shigoto wa Kame-yu chen-ten no kai sha-in de, maiinichi osokuto mo yoru hachii-ji made ni wa kitakusuru. Tabaco-o wa sumanai, sake wa tashinamu-tedo, yoru juu-ichi ji ni wa toko nitsukii, kanarazu hajii-jikan wa suii-min o toru yo-o ni shiiteiru. Neru mae ni at-ta-kae miruuku o nomi ni-juu pun hodo no suutorechi de karada o homu-shite kara toko nitsuku-to hodon do asa made jukusui-sa. Akanbo no yo ni hiro ya suutoresu o noku sazu nii asa me o samaserunda. Kenko-o shintan de mo ijyo nashito iwaretaiyo. Watashi wa tsune nii kokoro o heion o ne-gate ik-terun ningen toyukoto o setsumei-shite-iru no dai-yo. Kachi make ni koda wa-tari, atama o kakaeruyoo na torabuuruu to ka, yoru mo nemurenai to ita teki o tsukuranai. Toyuu no ga watashii no shakai ni taisuru shise de ari, sorega jibun no kofuku da to toyuukoto o shiteiru. Mo-tomo tatakatte da toshitemo, watashi wa dare ni mo makenn ga ne...

[@ligth3977]

Filipino version: Ang pangalan ko ay Yoshikage Kira. Ako ay 33 taong gulang. Ang aking bahay ay nasa hilagang-silangan na bahagi ng Morioh, kung saan naroon ang lahat ng mga villa, at hindi ako kasal. Nagtatrabaho ako bilang empleyado para sa mga department store ng Kame Yu, at nakakauwi ako araw-araw ng 8 PM sa pinakahuli. Hindi ako naninigarilyo, ngunit paminsan-minsan ay umiinom ako. Nakahiga na ako ng 11 PM, at siguraduhing makatulog ako ng walong oras, anuman ang mangyari. Matapos uminom ng isang baso ng mainit na gatas at mag-stretch ng halos dalawampung minuto bago matulog, kadalasan ay wala akong problema sa pagtulog hanggang umaga. Parang baby lang, gumising ako ng walang pagod o stress sa umaga. Sinabi sa akin na walang mga isyu sa aking huling check-up. Sinusubukan kong ipaliwanag na ako ay isang tao na nagnanais na mamuhay ng isang napakatahimik na buhay. Nag-iingat ako na huwag problemahin ang aking sarili sa anumang mga kaaway, tulad ng pagkapanalo at pagkatalo, na magdudulot sa akin ng pagkawala ng tulog sa gabi. Ganyan ang pakikitungo ko sa lipunan, at alam kong iyon ang nagdudulot sa akin ng kaligayahan. Bagaman, kung ako ay lalaban hindi ako matatalo sa sinuman. [Modified English variant] - Maaari mo akong tawaging Yoshikage Kira. Ako ay kasalukuyang 33 taong gulang. Hindi sa wala kang pakialam, ngunit nakatira ako sa distrito ng villa ng hilagang-silangan ng Morioh. Isa pa, ikakasal pa ako. Para may ikabubuhay, nagtatrabaho ako sa mga department store ng Kame Yu. Pagkatapos ng mahabang araw na trabaho, uuwi ako nang hindi lalampas sa 8 PM. Hindi ako mahilig sa paninigarilyo, ngunit nasisiyahan ako sa paminsan-minsang inumin. Palagi akong natutulog pagsapit ng 11 PM, at sinisigurado kong matulog nang hindi bababa sa 8 oras bawat gabi. Bago matulog, umiinom ako ng mainit na baso ng gatas. Ito ay palaging kasama ng 20 minutong pag-uunat upang mag-decompress mula sa mahabang araw ng trabaho. Sweet dreams ang karaniwang resulta nito. Pagkatapos ay gumising ako bilang refreshed at recharged bilang isang bagong panganak na bata, handang harapin ang mga hamon ng araw. At pagkatapos ng huling checkup ko, binigyan ako ng malinis na bill ng kalusugan. Hangga't natatandaan ko, ginawa ko ang lahat sa aking makakaya upang mamuhay ng isang produktibong buhay na nagpapahintulot sa akin na ituloy ang isang pangmatagalang kapayapaan sa loob. Maaaring ito ay isang banyagang konsepto, ngunit pinili kong huwag isipin ang aking sarili sa panalo o pagkatalo, mga problema sa buhay, o mga kaaway na nagdadala ng mga gabing walang tulog. Iyon ay kung paano ko nakayanan ang atrasadong buhay na ito ay nabubuhay tayo. Ito ang nagdudulot sa akin ng kaligayahan sa mundong puno ng kahirapan at paghihirap. Siyempre, kung sasali man ako sa labanan, mananalo ako sa labanan nang walang tanong.

[@sixtee9noice]

When he said tell me about your life we all knew it was over

[@misterwhalrus7334]

Finnish Version: Minun nimeni on Yoshikage Kira. Olen 33 vuotias ja en ole naimisissa. Olen töissä Kame Yu kauppatavaratalossa, ja pääsen viimeistäin kotiin joka päivä klo 20.00. En polta tupakkaa, mutta toisinaan juon alkoholia. Uppoan sänkyyni klo 23.00, ja pidän huolta siitä, että saan aina kahdeksan tuntia unta. Nautittuani lasin lämmintä maitoa ja kahdenkymmenen minuutin verryttelyn jälkeen minulla ei ole yhtään ongelmia nukkua aamuun asti. Niinkuin vauva, herään aamulla ilman mitään huolia tai stressiä. Viimeisimmän tohtorinkäynnin aikana minulla ei ollut mitään vikana. Minä yritän selittää, että olen henkilö, joka haluaa viettää hiljaista elämää. Pidän huolta siitä, että en luo itselleni ongelmia, vihollisia, tai voittoja ja tappioita, jotka voisivat viedä minulta yöuneni. Tämä on miten tulen toimeen yhteiskunnan kanssa, ja minkä tiedän tuovan minulle iloa. Mutta jos taistelisin, en häviäisi kenellekkään.

[@stinkyboy]

Vitun kultaa

[@kayce3]

omg I cant believe Gwen from Total Drama is talking to Yoshikage Kira 😱

[@Neuzuuu]

Indonesia version Nama saya Yoshikage Kira. Umur saya 33 tahun. Rumah saya berada di bagian timur laut Morioh, di mana semua vila berada, dan saya belum menikah. Saya bekerja sebagai karyawan di department store Kame Yu, dan paling lambat saya pulang setiap hari jam 8 malam. Saya tidak merokok, tetapi saya sesekali minum. Saya di tempat tidur jam 11 malam, dan memastikan saya dapat tidur delapan jam, apa pun yang terjadi. Setelah minum segelas susu hangat dan melakukan peregangan sekitar dua puluh menit sebelum tidur, saya biasanya tidak punya masalah tidur sampai pagi. Sama seperti bayi, saya bangun tanpa kelelahan atau stres di pagi hari. Saya diberitahu bahwa tidak ada masalah pada pemeriksaan terakhir saya. Saya mencoba menjelaskan bahwa saya adalah orang yang ingin menjalani kehidupan yang sangat tenang. Saya berhati-hati untuk tidak menyusahkan diri dengan musuh, seperti menang dan kalah, yang akan menyebabkan saya kekurangan tidur di malam hari. Itulah cara saya berurusan dengan masyarakat, dan saya tahu itulah yang memberi saya kebahagiaan. Meskipun, jika saya bertarung saya tidak akan kalah dari siapa pun.

[@MHD69420]

Arabic version : اسمي هو كيرا يوشيكاجي. ابلغ من العمر 33 سنة. يقع بيتي في الجزء الشمالي الشرقي من موريوه حيث توجد كل الفلل. انا لست متزوج. انا اعمل كموظف لمتاجر كامي يو. اعود الى المنزل كل يوم الساعة 8 مساءا كحد اقصى. انا لا ادخن, ولكنني اشرب من حين لاخر. اذهب الى السرير الساعة 11 مساءا وأتاكد من الحصول هلى 8 ساعت من النوم مهما حصل. بعد الحصول على كاس من الحليب الدافئ وعمل حوالي عشرين دقيقة من التمدد قبل الذهاب الى السرير. انا عادة لا امانع من النوم حتى الصباح. كالطفل رضيع, انا استيقظ بدون اي تعب او توتر في الصباح. قيل لي انني لا اعاني من اي مشاكل في فحصي الاخير. انا احاول ان اشرح انني شخص يتمنى ان يعيش حياة بمنتهى الهدوء. انا اهتم ان لا اوقع بنفسي في مشاكل مع اي عدو, كالفوز او الخسارة, ذلك قد يسبب لي فقدان النوم في المساء. هكذا اتعامل مع المجتمع, وانا اعرف ان هذا ما يجلب لي السعادة. على الرغم من ذلك, اذا كنت لأقاتل فلن اخسر لأي احد.

[@Miaomiaomiaomao]

Italian version: Mi chiamo Yoshikage Kira. Ho 33 anni. La mia casa si trova nella parte nord-est di Morioh, dove sono tutte le ville, non sono sposato. Lavoro come impiegato per i grandi magazzini Kame Yu, e torno a casa tutti i giorni alle 20:00. Non fumo, ma bevo occasionalmente. Vado a letto entro le 23 e mi assicuro di dormire otto ore, qualunque cosa accada. Dopo aver bevuto un bicchiere di latte caldo e aver fatto circa venti minuti di stretching prima di andare a letto, di solito non ho problemi a dormire fino al mattino. Proprio come un bambino, mi sveglio senza affaticamento o stress mattutino. Mi è stato detto che non c'erano problemi al mio ultimo check-up. Sto cercando di spiegare che sono una persona che desidera vivere una vita molto tranquilla. Cerco di non istigare i miei amici, come vincere e perdere, che mi farebbero perdere il sonno la notte. È così che mi sono inserito nella società, e so che è ciò che mi rende felice. Anche se, se dovessi combattere, non perderei con nessuno.

[@ТитанОдиночестваужекоторыйгод]

Russian version guys Меня зовут Кира Йошикаге. Мне 33 года. Мой дом находится в северо-восточной части Морио, где расположены все виллы. Я не женат. Я работаю в универмаге Kame Yu и прихожу домой не позднее 8 вечера. Я не курю, но иногда выпиваю. Я ложусь спать в 11 вечера, и убеждаюсь, что я получаю ровно восемь часов сна, несмотря ни на что. Выпив стакан теплого молока и потянувшись минут двадцать перед сном, я обычно без проблем сплю до утра. Словно ребёнок я просыпаюсь утром без всякой усталости и стресса. На моём последнем осмотре мне сказали, что у меня нет никаких проблем со здоровьем. Я пытаюсь донести, что я обычный человек, который хочет жить спокойной жизнью. Я забочусь о том, чтобы не утруждать себя какими-либо врагами - победами и поражениями, которые могли бы потревожить мой сон. Вот как я отношусь к обществу, и я знаю, что это приносит мне счастье. Хотя, если бы мне пришлось сражаться, я бы никому не проиграл.

[@SameNyako]

Thai version ฉันชื่อ คิระ โยชิคาเงะ อายุ 33 ปี อาศัยอยู่ย่านที่พักอาศัยทางตะวันออกเฉียงเหนือของเมืองโมริโอ ยังโสด ทำงานที่ห้างคาเมยู ทุกวันจะกลับบ้านก่อนสองทุ่ม ไม่สูบบุหรี่แต่ดื่มไวน์นิดหน่อย เข้านอนก่อนห้าทุ่มฉันต้องนอนวันละแปดชั่วโมง ก่อนนอนจะดื่มนมอุ่นๆหนึ่งแก้ว และยืดเส้นยืดสาย20นาทีเพื่อผ่อนคลายร่างกายก่อนเข้านอนจะได้หลับสนิทตลอดทั้งคืน ฉันตื่นนอนเหมือนเด็กทารกปราศจากความเหนื่อยล้าและความเครียด ผลตรวจร่างกายก็ปกติ.. ฉันแค่จะบอกว่าฉันอยากอยู่อย่างสงบ ไม่ต้องการแข่งขันกับใครและไม่อยากสร้างปัญหาให้ตัวเองปวดหัวหรือสร้างศัตรูจนทำให้นอนไม่หลับ นั่นคือทัศนคติที่ฉันมีต่อสังคมและฉันรู้ว่ามันจะทำให้ฉันมีความสุข แต่หากต้องลงมือฉันก็ไม่แพ้ใครเหมือนกัน....

[@z0e.e4]

spanish version: mi nombre es Yoshikage Kira. Tengo 33 años de edad. Mi casa está en la sección noreste de Morioh, donde están todas las villas, y no estoy casado. Trabajo como empleado para los grandes almacenes Kame Yu y llego a casa todos los días a las 8 p.m. como muy tarde. No fumo, pero bebo de vez en cuando. Me acuesto a las 11 pm y me aseguro de dormir ocho horas, pase lo que pase. Después de tomar un vaso de leche tibia y hacer unos veinte minutos de estiramientos antes de acostarme, no suelo tener problemas para dormir hasta la mañana. Al igual que un bebé, me despierto sin fatiga ni estrés por la mañana. Me dijeron que no había problemas en mi última revisión. Estoy tratando de explicar que soy una persona que desea vivir una vida muy tranquila. Tengo cuidado de no molestarme con ningún enemigo, como ganar y perder, que me haría perder el sueño por la noche. Así es como trato con la sociedad, y sé que eso es lo que me da felicidad. Aunque, si fuera a pelear, no perdería contra nadie.

[@awesomenurmzamri5789]

I like how that she knew anime and prolly watch it but didn't know about Jojo or at least jojo memes

[@vxunaTM_xuandanhphan]

Vietnamese Kira : Tên tôi là Yoshikage Kira. Tôi 33 tuổi. Nhà tôi ở khu đông bắc Morioh, nơi có tất cả các biệt thự, và tôi chưa kết hôn. Tôi làm nhân viên cho cửa hàng bách hóa Kame Yu và tôi về nhà muộn nhất là 8 giờ tối mỗi ngày. Tôi không hút thuốc, nhưng tôi thỉnh thoảng uống rượu. Tôi đi ngủ lúc 11 giờ tối và đảm bảo rằng tôi ngủ đủ 8 tiếng, bất kể điều gì. Sau khi uống một ly sữa ấm và giãn cơ khoảng 20 phút trước khi đi ngủ, tôi thường không gặp vấn đề gì với giấc ngủ cho đến sáng. Cũng giống như một đứa trẻ, tôi thức dậy mà không hề mệt mỏi hay căng thẳng vào buổi sáng. Tôi được thông báo là không có vấn đề gì trong lần kiểm tra y tế gần nhất của tôi. Tôi đang cố giải thích rằng tôi là một người muốn sống một cuộc sống thật yên tĩnh. Tôi cẩn thận không gây rắc rối cho bản thân với bất kỳ kẻ thù nào, chẳng hạn như thắng và thua, điều đó sẽ khiến tôi mất ngủ về đêm. Đó là cách tôi đối phó với xã hội, và tôi biết đó là điều mang lại hạnh phúc cho tôi. Mặc dù nếu tôi chiến đấu, tôi sẽ không thua bất cứ ai.

[@sirianndugvudys6850]

Manx Gaelic version Ta Kira Yoshikage yn ennym orrym. Ta mee tree-jeig as feed bleeaney d'eash. Ta my hie ec yn ayrn niar hwoaie jeh Morioh, raad ta ooilley ny thieyn cheerey, as cha nel mee poosit. Ta mee gobbragh myr failleydagh 'sy shapp yl-rheynnagh Kame Yu, as ta mee geddyn thie dagh laa ec hoght er y chlag lurg munlaa ec y chooid s'anmey. Cha nel mee toghtaney, agh ta mee giu nish as reesht. Ta mee goll dy lhie ec 'nane-jeig er y chlag lurg munlaa, as yioym shickyr dy vel mee hoght ooryn cadley, nagh gummey cre. Lurg giu gless dy dy vainney cheh as yannoo sheeyney mysh feed minnidyn roish my jagh mee dy lhie, cha nel doilleeidyn dy cliaghtagh aym jeh cadley derrey moghrey. Cadjoor myr babban, ta mee dooshtey dyn skeeys ny preays erbee 'sy voghrey. V'eh er ny insh dou nagh row cooishyn ayn ec y scrutaght laynt s'jerree aym. Ta mee eabbey dy shoilshaghey dy vel mee my phersoon ta laccal ve bio ayns bea feer feagh. Ta mee geddyn arrey nagh boir mee-hene lesh noidyn erbee, myr cosney as coayl. Verragh shen orrym dy choayl cadley 'syn oie. Myr shen ta mee dellal rish sheshaght, as ta fys aym dy bee shen cur lesh hym maynrys. Ga dy dy beign dy chaggey, cha chaillin da peiagh erbee.

[@rameenaayan3248]

Bengali version: আমার নাম কিরা ইওশিকাগে। আমার বয়স ৩৩ বছর। আমার বাসা হলো মোরিওর উত্তর-পশ্চিমে,যেখানে সব ভিলাগুলো অবস্থিত। আমার বিয়ে হয় নি,আমি কামে-ইউ ডিপার্টমেন্টাল স্টোর এ চাকরি করি, আমি প্রতিদিন ৮টার মধ্য বাসায় ফিরি। আমি ধুমপান করি না তবে আমি মাঝে মাঝে মদ খেয়ে থাকি। আমি প্রতিদিন ১১টার মধ্য ঘুমিয়ে পড়ি ও যাই হোক না কেন ৮ ঘন্টা ঘুমানোর চেস্টা করি। ঘুমানোর আগে গরম দুদ খেয়ে ২০ মিনিট বেয়াম করলে আমার ঘুমানোর একটুও সমস্যা হয় না। একটি শিশুর মত আমি কোন চাপ এবং ক্লান্তি ছাড়া ঘুমাই। আমার সর্বশেষ চেক-আপ এ কোন সমস্যা দেখা যায়নি। আমি এসব দ্বারা এটা বুঝাতে চাচ্ছি যে আমি শুধু একটি শান্তিপূর্ণ জীবন চাই। আমি কোন সত্রু বানাই না বা কোন কিছুতে জিতার চেস্টা করি না, কেন-না অসবের কারণে আমার রাতে ঘুমাতে সমস্যা হতে পারে, এভাবেই আমি সমাজে এ চলি ও জানি যে কি আমাকে খুশি করে। তবে আমি যদি কারো সাথে আসলেই লড়াই করতাম তাহলে নিঃসন্দেহে আমিই বিজয়ী হতাম।

[@M_Feitosa7]

Me: clicks videos Also me: begins to learn every language

[@ricardofernandespenga6943]

Brazilian version: Meu nome é yoshikage kira, tenho 33 anos, moro na parte noroeste da cidade. Eu nao sou casado, eu trabalho como um trabalhador para a kame yu departamento lojas, e eu chego em casa todo dia ás 8 da noite, nao fumo, mas eu ocasionalmente bebo,estou na cama ás 11 da noite ,e tenha certeza que eu tenha 8 horas de descanso,nao importa como/porque/razao. depois de beber um copo de leite morno e depois de 20 minutos de alongamento antes de ir para a cada,eu usualmente nao tenho problemas dormindo até de manhã. Tipo um bebe, eu acordo sem fadiga ou estresse de manhã. Eu fui avisado que nao tinha nenhum problemas no meu ultimo check-up. estou tentando explicar que eu sou uma pessoa que deseja viver uma vida bem quieta. Tome cuidado para nao me problematizar com qualquer inimigo,tipo vencendo e perdendo,isso me causaria para perder o sono de noite. É assim que eu lido com a sociedade,e eu sei que isso me traz felicidade. Contudo, se eu fosse brigar/lutar, eu nao perderia para ninguem

[@GustafUNL]

I've seen multiple of these under both Brazilian and Portuguese and it's very funny.

[@ricardofernandespenga6943]

@@GustafUNL yeah, i'm a brazilian and i laugh until my air in lung ends lol

[@Trebuh62016]

I honestly think this part is really menacing in the anime

[@bicumber]

This is probably staged but it's still funny in concept

[@thanh3337]

Vietnamese version: Tao tên là Yoshikage Kira, năm nay 33 tuổi, tao sống tại đông Morioh, chổ có nhiều biệt thự đấy, và tao chưa kết hôn, tao làm việc tại tiệm bách hóa Kame Yu, và tao về nhà mỗi ngày vào 8 giờ tối lúc đó là muộn nhất. Tao không hút thuốc, nhưng tao thỉnh thoảng đi nhậu. tao lên giường vào lúc 11 giờ tối, và chắc chắn tao sẽ ngủ được 8 tiếng, mặc kệ mọi thứ. Sau khi uống một ly sữa ấm và giãn co khoảng 20 phút trước khi đi ngủ, tao thường xuyên không có vấn đề nào khi ngủ và ngủ tới buổi sáng. Giống như một đứa bé, tao không cảm thấy mệt mỗi hoặc căng thẳng khi thức dậy. Tao đã được bảo là không có vấn đề gì vào lần kiểm tra trước của tao, tao đang cố để giải thích là tao là một người muốn sống một cuộc sống yên tĩnh. Và tao rất cẩn thận để không lôi mình vào rắc rối với kẻ thù nào cả, giống như chiến thắng và thua, điều đó sẽ làm tao mất ngủ lúc tối. Đó là cách tao đối phó với xã hội, và tao biết đó là cách mà mang cho tao hạnh phúc. Nhưng mà nếu ta có phải đấu với ai đó, tao cũng sẽ không thua.

[@Dblplayer0]

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[@Pedro_barros861]

Meu nome é Yoshikage Kira. Tenho 33 anos. Minha casa fica na parte nordeste de Morioh, onde todas as casas estão, e eu não sou casado. Eu trabalho como funcionário das lojas de departamentos Kame Yue chego em casa todos os dias às oito da noite, no máximo. Eu não fumo, mas ocasionalmente bebo, Estou na cama às 23 horas e me certifico de ter oito horas de sono, não importa o que aconteça. Depois de tomar um copo de leite morno e fazer cerca de vinte minutos de alongamentos antes de ir para a cama, geralmente não tenho problemas para dormir até de manhã. Assim como um bebê, eu acordo sem nenhum cansaço ou estresse pela manhã. Foi-me dito que não houve problemas no meu último check-up. Estou tentando explicar que sou uma pessoa que deseja viver uma vida muito tranquila. Eu cuido para não me incomodar com inimigos, como ganhar e perder, isso me faria perder o sono à noite. É assim que eu lido com a sociedade e sei que é isso que me traz felicidade. Embora, se eu fosse lutar, não perderia para ninguém

[@damito222]

macho alfa merece respeito

[@cake1423]

Plot twist: His whole monoluge is his name

[@zepain2584]

Bro the sounds that shigechi makes are so funny 🤣🤣😂

[@ragealien00]

I sent that to my non weeb friend and she called the police and I was actually taken to a hospital 😃 I really wish I was joking. 😅

[@flowershadow]

😂😂😂😂

[@ragealien00]

@@flowershadow my mom was legit crying because she thought I fought and killed someone 😭

[@flowershadow]

:'D Don't imitate Kira, Kira is a pro

[@alemon2367]

The last sentence killed me

[@SolidoNaso67]

"Killer Queen! Daisan no bakudan! Bites za dusto"

[@Mahmoud_Al-MHD]

Arabic version: اسمي يوشيكاجي كيرا. أنا عمري 33 سنة. يقع بيتي في الجزء الشمالي الشرقي من موريوه ، حيث توجد جميع الفيلات ، وأنا لست متزوجًا. أعمل كموظف في متاجر كامي يو ، وأعود إلى المنزل كل يوم بحلول الساعة 8 مساءً على أبعد تقدير. أنا لا أدخن ، لكني أشرب أحيانًا. أكون في السرير بحلول الساعة 11 مساءً ، وأحرص على أن أنام ثماني ساعات ، مهما كان الأمر. بعد شرب كوب من الحليب الدافئ والقيام بحوالي عشرين دقيقة من تمارين الإطالة قبل الذهاب إلى الفراش ، عادة لا أواجه أي مشاكل في النوم حتى الصباح. تمامًا مثل الطفل ، أستيقظ في الصباح دون أي قلق أو إجهاد. قيل لي أنه لا توجد مشاكل في آخر فحص طبي لي. انا أحاول أن أوضح أنني شخص يرغب في أن يعيش حياة هادئة للغاية. أحرص على ألا أزعج نفسي مع أي أعداء ، كالفوز والخسارة ، لأن ذلك يجعلني أفقد النوم في الليل. هذه هي الطريقة التي أتعامل بها مع المجتمع ، وأنا أعلم أن هذا ما يجلب لي السعادة. على الرغم من أنني إذا حصل و قاتلت فلن أخسر أمام أي أحد.

[@blobbyblobb]

lmao the occasional scream by shigechi

[@yoshikagekira3179]

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I’m 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don’t smoke, but I occasionally drink. I’m in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I’m trying to explain that I’m a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn’t lose to anyone.

[@impetus_yt5421]

That dude knows that the guy who talked to em is gonna decimate em

[@FENYX_8569]

person: your 33 and still watch anime? also this person: still watches cartoons

[@St4arsnfe]

I think we have a proble here because. My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone

[@sagmawenee]

I appreciate how the whole world has come together to write it out in different languages

[@clownintraining5944]

I wish I was this good at explaining me being a man who wishes to live a very quiet life.

[@mediumtext8038]

I studies Japanese using his monologue.

[@iqbalahamed2520]

Instagram is a jojo reference......

[@blacko-6]

My name is Black Blocking. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

[@silvereaglestudios]

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

[@KevanOP]

The Creator of Jojo's must've been a fan of Breaking bad cause this is just like "My name is Walter Heartwell White"

[@sumisuuuu]

Seeing it written out so many times I figured “oh I can translate it into Japanese hahaha” and then I remembered

[@NordicCarved]

I respect this person.

[@krackines]

my bro really said Watashi no na wa Kira Yoshikage. nenrē sanjūsan sai. jitaku wa moriō chō hokutō bu no bessō chitai ni ari... kekkon wa shiteinai... shigoto wa KameYū chūn den no kaishain de mainichi osuku tomo yoru hachi ji made niwa kitakusuru. tabako wa suwanai. sake wa tashinamu tēdo. yoru jūichi niwa toko ni tsuki, kanarazu hachi jikan wa suimin o toru yō ni shiteiru... neru mae ni atatakai miruku o nomi, nijū bun hodo no sutorecchi de karada o hogushite kara toko ni tsukuto, hotondo asa made jukusui sai... akanbō no yō ni hirō ya sutoresu o nokosazu ni, asa me o samaserun da... kenkō shindan demo ijō na shito iwaretai yō watashi wa tsuneni kokoro no hēon o negatte ikiteru ningen toiu koto o setsumē shiteiru noda yo... kachimake ni kodawattari atama o kakaeru yō na toraburu toka yoru mo nemurenai toitta teki o tsukuranai... toiu no ga, watashi no shakai ni taisuru shisē de ari, sore ga jibun no kōfuku da toiu koto o shitteiru... mottomo tatakatta toshitemo watashi wa dare nimo maken gane.