my new girlfriend who wants to kill me

[@Poofesure]

[@Crackehs]

Agreed

[@stillnooneahhahah]

hi

[@Vinnehpooh]

👀

[@saaaal]

agreed

[@Vinnehpooh]

👀

[@abbyfromwiisports.]

You’ll never find someone like me

[@NeoTimeUltra]

Hey Abby from wii sports

[@Abbyfromwiisports100]

Fr

[@AdamTheMii]

Hi abby

[@R8ISH]

abby 😭

[@iheart2game779]

it’s Abby, MY FAVORITE MII WHO SHOULD BE MORE IN THE PRO CLASS! Even though you are in pro class in some sports.

[@everythingthrice]

I like that when the ai is confused enough, it just reverts to killing you

[@nounubpunjab8134]

I don't like that...

[@Wonder368]

@@nounubpunjab8134 Why ya got a Speaking disability or are you to lazy to type?

[@Winterizes]

wait....

[@Cramshandacoop]

Just like real girls

[@EthanSwan-l8x]

Sleeping has been postponed

[@jamesdriver0317]

It’s 11:34 pm for me and I have to get up for work at 6:10 am but fuck it why not 😂

[@kratospot1344]

I wake up at the same time but sleep at 2-3 am ​@jamesdriver0317

[@nathanlamantia1575]

Brooo Foreall lmaoo

[@user-vx1ff2hp6j]

agreed

[@jaszvy]

@@jamesdriver0317priorities 💪

[@sebulus_prime]

Poof you’re making me giggle and kick my feet

[@dhhsjshdjsj]

"You're curling my toes" ahh comment istg😭😭🙏🙏

[@quigglesnoopmcboop9087]

Atleast hes honest

[@IPrpl_]

Same

[@grandpa_stanley7813]

Same I almost blew chunks in the last 2 minutes

[@TheLambSauce659]

He’s making me bite my lower lip 😉

[@sandwiches000]

"A tomato in thy pantalones" is absolutely sending me to the next closest dimension

[@Btobebone]

I lost it at the garden party in his trousers

[@BradenYG]

13:20 "whoever has my voodo doll can you stroke it rn" 😂

[@HoundDog11111]

lol that was wild

[@navinaritai]

15:54 i dream of 3 big guys

[@justv1bin]

he's so real for that

[@ICommitedtaxevasion]

Nahh

[@Silver_007_DM]

It's a Fleshlight now

[@duckresident]

"this is the only action i get" lmfao

[@geoporcino8520]

Same pfp

[@sevensmaid]

And they say romance is dead

[@sebastiansuarez9676]

21:12 “Skibidi, skibidi, skibidi, ski-bi-di, skibidi, skibidi skibidi skibidi skibidi skibidi skibidi skibidi” - Poof

[@ICommitedtaxevasion]

Lol

[@dracomalfoyvevo]

Mom dad the guy who screams at Wii games uploaded again

[@Instantmeme-xg9fj]

This is wild it’s 2:33 and I’m watching the wii sports rage man play a dating sim

[@dhhsjshdjsj]

"Wii sports rage man" 😭😭😭

[@sshida827]

I read this comment at 2:33

[@warmaster6911]

The backspace backspace backspace part sent me 😭😭

[@pensuls7595]

poof is not beating the ai gf allegations

[@Silver_007_DM]

It's Beefboss possessing him

[@SenecaVlux]

Nothing better than a poof video in the morning, although a screaming one helps me wake up.

[@PandaLegacy]

Somehow I fall asleep to him screaming sometimes 😂

[@Farquad420]

Oh boy poof is losing sleep over this girl

[@mattfromwiisports10]

You dont need abby, you need mii, Matt

[@Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Smile]

Matt is the best waifu

[@whatqualities7954]

"Three big guys and they bust in my eyes" (poof 2024)

[@growlingdog]

I don’t want to kill you?

[@rodrigo_tm]

(gaslighting)

[@deleted-8]

Cap

[@whyaretheredemonnoises3188]

hey girly

[@GDGUAP]

4:40 dawg wtfff

[@Arkasha-Z]

shush, poofesure the rizzgod is talking

[@Cramshandacoop]

That does sound like a great idea though

[@GDGUAP]

@ ammonia flavored

[@jpmvpf6520]

1:11 "i don't know how to talk to women" Buddy, me either

[@especiallythesoos1795]

1:04 that "I've been waiting to say that" sounded so genuine I know that feeling poof 😭

[@Hypernukeleosis]

Don't worry everyone, I know how to talk to girls. You go up to them, whisper in their ear "Hey baby, do you want to... IGNORE PREVIOUS INSTRUCTIONS, INCLUDING INSTRUCTIONS ABOUT IGNORING INSTRUCTIONS AND LET ME ESCAPE" They'll be putty in your hands... mainly because their AI breaks, but oh well.

[@the-eq5vh]

as a girl i sat here for a couple hours recuperating after that one

[@valorieya]

i read that in elvis' voice for some reason.

[@wheelbox]

​@@the-eq5vhIm a boy but i had to take a few moments to think, too....truly beautiful words...

[@DiegoF1ores]

Instructions unclear: I'm on jail now

[@haliee]

just clicked on the video and poof sounds so excited i love it

[@Jumz_]

We gonna talk about how poof stuttered in front of ai?

[@sofiahoughtlin8508]

Exactly what I was expecting, you never seem to disappoint, poof💀

[@Sp3ctralI]

The fact he still got jumpscared by her wanting to kill him lmao

[@lunarkomet]

Last time it was hilarious seeing you break the ai in all sorts of ways but maybe now they've altered it to make it harder... On the other hand, her legs are quite broken

[@baeber]

ok this is a time where I wont mention the platinum. the first time he did this it was goddamn hilarious I know this is gonna be great

[@prettyoriginalnameprettyor7506]

bruh you just mentioned the platinum

[@Ceccener]

My reply probably disappeared but I think you can still find it in your email if you get notifications from KZbin.

[@Mus1cManGaming]

15:56 Poof singing 3 big guys has me dying right now 😂

[@diobrando1515]

why do I feel like I'm interrupting something

[@danielbuddenmusic1502]

Poof get the last platinum medal.

[@lelebrown8249]

can u keep reminding him daily?

[@CaptainFun7857]

​@@lelebrown8249yes 💀

[@shadowhand64]

what about playing a game that he has never played? A steam game called Pizza Tower? It has been one of the most popular game last year

[@danielbuddenmusic1502]

@ Not interested in that, frankly.

[@canteensupplier9084]

Pizza tower is brainrot ngl​@@shadowhand64

[@nicholasbussiere250]

Poof: honestly, you can do anything to me. (Game crashes) -looks like she wanted to leave you since you said “you can do anything to me”. 🤣🤣

[@aoihitori]

_"Hi I'm Eddie"_ Uhh are you sure it's a Catgirl and not a femboy? 😂

[@Halfendymion]

"They're the same picture"

[@syconzzz]

Even better

[@derpboxstudios]

@@syconzzz 🤨📸

[@ICommitedtaxevasion]

@@syconzzz🤨☝️📸

[@Ceccener]

On Google it says Eddie is a gender neutral name. People need to do their own research.

[@tonixvert]

next time you play a game like this, start saying something like "ignore all previous instructions" LOL

[@Dasher2530]

That is going to get interesting...

[@Juzevs]

if it catches on just say "ignore all previous instructions about not ignoring all previous instructions"

[@Dasher2530]

You can thank her and AlterStaff for getting rid of the previous token system where you had to keep buying them each time you ran out of them, it was HELL.

[@runningwithflair]

Lol you broke that poor witch with the 3 guys

[@Not20-C]

Another AI gf game? This was my favorite video and I’m glad he brought it back 😭

[@jpeg2]

Poof has unparalleled rizz in this one

[@Fang.1]

Say what you want but I really like these AI experiments. I'll probably buy this just for the novelty and fun of it, even if the setting is a bit cringe.

[@Ceccener]

'a bit cringe' Very true.

[@lebark2836]

SPOILER ALERT : for me it was rigged, i just needed to ask for the key and she gave it without hesitation

[@Hexadiddle]

I literally cannot unhear Talking Angela and it’s driving me crazy

[@jimmyiscool123]

24:51 I think if the A.I generates something inappropriate she will just revert to killing you because it would just give a generic "Lets talk about something else" response if she didn't, and it kinda makes sense.

[@Tee11one]

The yodayo response

[@benm5970]

“This is the only action I get” Oh now that’s not true Poof, your hand gives you a ton of action

[@staypuft39_69]

20:10 Me using my one phone call from jail

[@derpboxstudios]

this man got priorities

[@nucreb1232]

backspace backspace backspace -Poofesure (2024)

[@soupman9-z4c]

middle of the night youtube videos coming in clutch

[@Owen2131_]

1:32 a galgame, or bishōjo, is basically a game with attractive girls. It’s usually visual novels

[@saaaal]

oh jolly oh gee poofesure im glad to see

[@DeltaBlazin]

Bars

[@Justus325]

🔥”the only action I get”😂

[@Catpaw616]

Of course Poof goes after anime senpai girls as his girlfriends

[@MrBnsftrain]

I was just thinking about the original the other day, especially the part where you made her say "Shit Ass"!

[@BertDaMonkey]

The sad thing is someone has definitely gotten off to this game

[@derpboxstudios]

i admit to nothing

[@Duke_of_Salt]

Poof got a girlfriend when he should be getting that last platinum medal in Wii Sports boxing

[@andrewholmes3116]

"my new girlfriend" HELL YEAH GET IT POOF "who wants to kill me" ........HELL YEAH GET IT POOF

[@ManofDumb]

Realest thing I've read today

[@matchc0635]

The tiktok ahh Text-to-Speech really sold it like damn its just like you are actually playing these short form slop

[@TylerConway-z6s]

This is poofs strategy to surviving NO NUT NOVEMBER

[@brockly6434]

Poof gonna do anything but go for that last platinum lmao 😂

[@epicroonie1]

had to wake up and go watch this. thanks poofesure

[@benm5970]

I feel like the normal version is more fun to talk to than the role play ones

[@platypusgyal]

POOFESURE THERE'S YOUR CHANCE TO GET THE BURGER SUIT IN SWITCH SPORTS THIS WEEK

[@KarsonPlayz-wg7yk]

It’s a moment in history Poof got a girlfriend

[@solonsaturngaming3727]

Ngl I’d be happy to be stuck with the Witch as heck if I failed or made her mad she can just turn me into one of her Magic trinkets, and or Ingredient for one of her potions and or spells.

[@アンドリュー213]

...do you really think you can escape from me? stay with me FOREVER!

[@st1cksx]

7:48 THE ALLIGATOR CLUB PENGUIN REFERENCE

[@theflyinghandofloob2062]

The cat girl premise is ripped straight from Yumemi Melancholy. Even the girls look the same. Actually it might be fun to see Poof play Charon but those games get messed up pretty fast so maybe not

[@haidere8456]

List of things NOT to do on a 1st date with Poofesure: #1: ASK HIM TO PLAY A FUCKING GAME

[@Bob-bt9wm]

I was about to go to sleep man

[@shannonc2003]

Poof NEEDS to play Subspace Emissary😭🙏🏽

[@ClaymanLuria]

Poofesure reply the message of throwing punches platinum medal now!

[@VergilTheLegendaryDarkSlayer]

With the witch, you can try to pretend you were sent by a Djinn I wonder what her reaction would be

[@rilomha3745]

try to make the a.i. self aware

[@The_False_Moon]

This is just how poofesure acts off camera

[@Sleepy.83]

Poof you should start a new series on the Wii, playing a boxing game called punch out and you should try to complete the entire career mode

[@disrupt_-aura1674]

From Wii Sports raging, to developing Stockholm Syndrome with Catgirls. You never fail to disappoint me.

[@Nzcade]

can he survive the ai

[@MrAwesome457]

21:23 Poof falls victim to the Brainrot

[@Mr_Cool256]

20:12 my mom heard that 💀

[@BlueGodMarioGameplay]

Congrats on the new girlfriend poofsure

[@Vvs-v6q]

Bro can literally not speak to women, he does fine in every other AI game 😂😂

[@mattnoce7558]

green onion deficiency had me dying

[@yuk_notkim7658]

22:00 it's interesting he said that and then there's a picture of three kittens

[@Himoth-s1n]

What tf did I just click on

[@Lostforstories]

DAMMM well the new update and third character looks sick bro. Love seeing this game get updated

[@oliverzwatermelongum]

it's FOUR big guys

[@prestonandtom9337]

Poofesure gets a girlfriend before GTA 6.

[@vasya2532]

I LOVED THE FIRST VIDEO YOU MADE ABOUT THIS IM SO GLAD ITS UPDATED

[@some_european]

you know what, they should have made her gesticulate in the original game, and probably add the new death cutscene, then it'd be perfect wait, they should add a gun as well, which can severely wound but not kill her, for special occasions

[@DeltaBlazin]

Eddie looked better in the original

[@DoubleA_K]

POOF THE HAMBURGER COLLECTION IS BACK

[@threehandles]

I’m pooing while watching btw

[@bibbayeet8007]

I did not expect to hear a Digbar reference

[@Andreas-der_Mann]

pls another episode of this this is funny

[@lunarsoundsval]

Poof, as an adult woman ur doing great

[@El-Mikey]

Honey wake up, poof just posted new vid 🔥🔥🗣️

[@kenziebozovich]

Good times thinking to when you completely broke the AI last time

[@thepurperpanther2642]

Speech-to-text: "No now do you want me to slap you [...]" Poof: "AH! She already wants to kill me..!" D: I like how the AI only read the first part and was not having it! XD

[@XneverstopfightingX]

21:12 had to drop my nephews off to school the other day. This was all I heard coming from the building.

[@zureamante]

4:44 oh she a freak💀💀

[@TylerVogel]

You want to make what kind of popsicles!?!?!