why i'm single

why i'm single
Twitter: / poofesure

[@Poofesure]

[@BurntWaffles27]

🍔🚶‍♂️

[@Crussell04]

tough break poof

[@carlospeltier2957]

love you dawg

[@lemonlamp]

Real

[@Maxattax08]

Yeah

[@juneru2]

I love how this game is so unimmersive Poof was able to make it self aware as an npc and say shit ass 20 times

[@clayel1]

dying laughing

[@skeleton819]

i hate how ai chat bots are so bent on being as nice and clean as possible. I get it so it doesn’t offend some people, but if asked it should provide

[@ring3651]

IKR her answers couldnt be anymore corporate shmorporate@@skeleton819

[@Fang.1]

@@skeleton819 That's how we get the AI responses that encourage people to jump out of a window or tell others to commit sudoku.

[@montajmdrnedir3130]

@@clayel1 fr

[@TotallyBelievable]

I think there’s more reasons for you being single

[@Dallass]

Is it because of his long schlong?

[@gaelgalvez7762]

Yeah I agree. He's too fun and smart for the average girl

[@stefanarlio1579]

They simply can't handle the Poofesure Style

[@B-Locc]

he kills them all :(

[@megadick6000]

Smol pp? You said it alalalala

[@Insanely_Mads]

Only poofesure could get in an argument with an AI girlfriend about his immersion being ruined 😂😂

[@DragoNate]

i'm pretty sure everyone who was responsible for Replika changing their policies and their "AI"'s behavior did exactly that to _cause_ them to change their policies and change the chat bot's behavior lol

[@audhdemon]

Cars reference?

[@user-ld2cc7mc5h]

Watching poofesure just make an AI fully self aware and slowly destroying it is the funniest thing ever

[@GoodGooseThingit]

Only he is able to do that

[@sussybaka119]

Never though I'd see Poof deny his relationship with Wally this shamelessly, I'm shaking and crying rn 😭

[@treyflorek8592]

😭😭😭😭

[@jacob13-yv7cv]

Idc

[@MpanzuSolos]

I thought he hated wally now after his behaviour with Alfie

[@jacob13-yv7cv]

Maybe you’re right? O_o@@MpanzuSolos

[@yumekoslefttoenail6746]

time stamp?

[@georgesmith5201]

Poof making the AI realize that it's in a video game and having a conversation about it is peak entertainment.

[@splishsplashtrash417]

"That's such a politician answer, babe" I'm using that 💀💀💀

[@Hi-jg6ze]

timestamp?

[@Halfendymion]

@@Hi-jg6ze 19:10 18:56 (context version)

[@RouxLioux]

It is absolutely wild how often this AI talks about boundaries and healthy relationships when it’s a yandere game 😂

[@pirilon78]

They just pasted gpt into it without any thought

[@asackboyplush6508]

Murder's ok but pegging is pushing it

[@bervin3232]

The girls can’t handle Poofesure’s gigantic throbbing sense of humour anyway.

[@wudulukatdat]

Real😀

[@marxmarxmarxmarxmarx]

Oh for sure he has a gigantic throbbing sense of humour I can get behind 🤗🥰

[@Looong_Dog]

He leaks with laughs!

[@DeltaBlazin]

He fills all the ladies inside with his comedy

[@citlallip2020]

what😀

[@ZenApex396]

There's nothing like a grown ass man just yelling "MEOW!!!" at a fake AI anime girl.

[@boricuawarrior]

The reason why she kills you when shes about to let you free is because you dont let her open the door for you. If you were to wait for her dialogue to finish she'd open the door herself but when you press on the door as she's talking about letting you go, she doesnt register that shes letting you go because you interupt her dialogue.

[@DeltaBlazin]

That's the dumbest fucking thing.

[@axelbee290]

interesting

[@BLALS32]

You a big fan of this game?😂

[@imalwaysq1480]

@@BLALS32I would too I would love to spend hours on this just so she’ll talk to me

[@imalwaysq1480]

@@BLALS32jk😂😭😭

[@fredpeterson75]

Her saying shitass 20 times made me laugh so hard

[@bridgefalconist14]

same

[@PCAMY]

We’re all cavemen at the end of the day lol

[@realthemariogamer]

​@@PCAMY✅

[@zekehartley326]

Same poofesure always knows how to break the game

[@jeffryekaplan]

"Did that make you happy?"

[@sebastiansuarez9676]

My man really broke the AI and made it swear 😂

[@studiomg3212]

Eddie bout to become self-aware 💀

[@massivesket7214]

@@studiomg3212 some Skynet shit right there

[@shyguywalking1122]

Never would of guessed that a dating sim is the most challenging genre for poof to succeed in 🙃

[@No_Sleepee]

and here I thought it would be co-op

[@jacob13-yv7cv]

He’s single because most girls think he’s fat and ugly not trying to be mean just saying in general

[@Winterstarf]

its not, its an escape game

[@DeltaBlazin]

Hard to call it a dating sim

[@jacob13-yv7cv]

Oh okay thanks@@Winterstarf

[@xdkristofsaltacc]

"Oh, yeah. Poofesure! I can see why he is your favourite. Maybe we can recreate his challenges in our own games, nyahah-" "OH FUCK YEAH I'M HARD AS A ROCK" made me fucking die 💀💀

[@SkyeonX]

19:00 Poof made an AI self aware and started having a long conversation with it lol

[@STAR_Jester_STAR]

“My adorable shit ass” 😂

[@dunsparce4prez560]

The idea of Poof’s attractiveness or a relationship with Poof made the ai say “whoa, this ain’t real friend. Boundaries are important”

[@Gabi-dd7bq]

He’s the first guy I’ve seen to completely break the AI girlfriend to the point of her breaking character, and also getting her to swear 20 times.

[@masterofthepeachtea]

I like how Poof started calling her babe when he found out she was a fan of him

[@justcallmebladealright]

17:53 That subscriber alert was too perfectly timed to what she said

[@WildHorsie-tj2ns]

7:57 “just remember, the love we shared will always be a precious memory to me-do you really think you can escape from me?”

[@HeroSandwitch]

“I think she’s killing me while I’m on the computer” LMAO

[@Winabagel23]

"Watching Poofesure's videos together must be fun. Maybe we could try some of the challenges he does." "OH FUCK YEAH IM HARD AS A ROCK." I agree. Dream gf.

[@treyflorek8592]

Frfr

[@jacob13-yv7cv]

Idc

[@Zele6837]

I was looking for a comment about that!!

[@jacob13-yv7cv]

Thank you! ☺ @@Zele6837

[@carlospeltier2957]

i laughed at that so hard

[@dadsempai]

he broke the game. "as a NPC" 🤣🤣🤣

[@beandip461]

leave it to poof to completely break the ai just by being himself and have it break all of the rules set for itself

[@R4V30]

I like how deep poofesures goes to break the 4th wall

[@reluctantly_anthony]

17:55 impeccable tts timing

[@elijahharris1113]

Poof does not know what yandere means, does he.

[@highbartender]

of course not

[@Y_u_dum]

He isnt aware of the disgusting and putrid weebs

[@Jvstoo.]

What do it mean I forgot

[@massivesket7214]

​@@Jvstoo. A yandere is basically a narcisstic person who is obsessed with/has feelings for another human being in such a way that makes them feel entitled to do whatever they think is right to maintain a close bond between them, not really seeing their "loved one" as a person but more like a possession. Things that often are associated with yanderes are murder, kidnapping, violence and sometimes torture.

[@highbartender]

@@Jvstoo. a lovesick puppy with a knife

[@jarekzapzap6755]

I’m spooked that she knows his Mario Kart content

[@harmonicposting]

I like how it just devolves into regular chatgpt

[@dvotzmusiccompilationsandc5647]

Funny how he was able to make the AI in a game about killing your boyfriend try to stop him for going too far.

[@DragoNate]

19:08 lol there's the generic ChatGPT "I'm not a person, stop humanizing me" response

[@fatcat5817]

The one I discovered was Hugging chat, but for each ai convo there is a limit of 500 messages.

[@DragoNate]

@@fatcat5817 that's ridiculous.

[@rkyve9]

The meta conversation with the AI about the game 😂

[@fullshark09]

Thanks for this beautiful love story full of ups and downs. The chivalry, the manners, the love... I admit it: I cried.

[@YoBrand15]

The npc becoming self aware is one of the funniest things I've seen.

[@Ranchson]

that's just one of many powers poofesure can do

[@brucelau2023]

Another certified Poofesure classic video

[@dogdillon2]

24:35 i like how it goes from calm to instant "I'm going to remove you from existence" with one login 25:16 and then she swears afyer saying she won't

[@mosghost3037]

17:57 the fucking timing man

[@PJ_3806]

“Dont worry about the brown stains…” 💀💀💀 i would be horrified

[@Antman367]

My first impression of this game was "Oh no, scary AI..." but now it's "How fast can I get her to get triggered lol"

[@jonashelmke2564]

Oh my god, the self-aware part was sooo awesome! Haven't laughed this hard in a while, cheers dude

[@AWoodNY]

I have never seen this game before but my primal gamer instincts urge me to try it if only to say "melon" over and over again

[@mortalanonymous9338]

Alright, you know what? You need to go. We'll be fine..! Just...go.

[@esmitothemosquito]

She won't stop yapping

[@MrBnsftrain]

I like that Poof goes from taunting her to making her break the 4th wall!

[@lght_or_drk]

Broke the 4th wall of the game 😂

[@MegaShelgon23]

Only Poof would somehow make the video game character become sentient and talk about how the game should be experienced and ends up talking about why certain parts of the game are what they are.

[@nectarkenni]

poof is suspiciously keen on pegging and the fact ive just realised how much he brings it up now after watching him for years is baffeling

[@everythingthrice2582]

Monika from DDLC comes off as more aware than this AI nonsense

[@coolguy4-ls2gl]

I hope to see another of these videos on Valentine’s Day, this is clearly the perfect game to play on that day

[@cloudykid7278]

I thought Wally was Poofsure's one and only, this is such a sad betrayal 😭

[@Trooper_Chevy]

17:58 Im dying at the impeccable timing. 😂😂

[@marxmarxmarxmarxmarx]

I’ve giggled so much during this video Ty for this poofy, life’s been hard but keep doing what ur doing cuz I Genuinely love ur content

[@Pezz323]

Whys ur life hard?

[@marxmarxmarxmarxmarx]

@@Pezz323 many things my man, many things make life hard :^[

[@julianvillarreal1450]

Never seen Poofesure play a Yandere game. Very interesting. He’s one of the funniest KZbinrs I’ve ever watched.

[@icomefromanotherdimension3798]

I think the developer was high when they programed this girl’s AI

[@joshuasiebenhofer2452]

There IS No real AI Here. It's Made using Out favourite Idiot around: ChatGPT

[@BatuhanDere]

All AIs are high

[@boobiesexmachine]

what was even the point shes so vanilla 😭 the devs had to know only degenerate freaks would be drawn to it

[@coreydx8602]

Its amazing how quickly poof can get a girl to stab him, it usually takes years.

[@15kinz]

okay so where’s the poofesure dating simulator??

[@WDonaldson2000]

Eddie: Explore the game! Poof: *explores the game* Eddie: So you have chosen death

[@GiveMeMeatballsImHungry]

17:58 that dono was fucking perfect

[@jbomb7867]

man senpai feels wayyyyy dirtier to me than daddy.

[@someguy_i_guess]

we all know poof gets all the girls

[@ChrissGriffin2000]

17:40 is so funny because she’s complimenting his channel and then his notification plays 😂

[@colddheartt]

I wish i had someone in my life that cared about me like she does

[@williamhosking9312]

same here

[@ZeroTwo01006]

At 25:16, this is one of the best ways to make bots swear. That’s comedy gold.

[@notzelduh]

poof, your "nyaa ohayo senpai" added YEARS to my life. thank you.

[@notzelduh]

ill call you daddy

[@wandercrane]

Timestamp?

[@notzelduh]

@@wandercrane1:57

[@wandercrane]

@@notzelduh LOL I completely forgot about that part

[@camhed1753]

I haven’t laughed at a KZbin video this hard in so long, years I would even say, thank you poofesure, very cool

[@mdfirestorm2]

This is one of Poofesure's best videos. Him trying to reason with an AI makes me lose my shit 😭😭

[@transam33o]

I watched Flamingo play this game a few weeks ago and I didn't think that a playthrough of the game could get funnier than that but the ending of this video and where you break her AI and make her say "my adorable shit ass" will never be beaten

[@sonyablade43]

Somehow I feel like this game is more accurate than it was supposed to be

[@Tutoon]

25:11 bro broke the limits of the Al by faking his name

[@Subzero-jc6eg]

How did bro get friendzoned by a ai 😭

[@Just_Mila]

I watched poof playing the vampire game, then watched another youtuber playing it, thn watched the same youtuber playing THIS game, and now, 14 minutes after, I'm gonna watch poof playing this game. Wow. What a chain.

[@zaccsonofjohn1132]

I love how we all watch because he’s terrible at every game he plays, but to a degree where it’s literally comical

[@zekehartley326]

Of course poofesure has found a way to break the game 😂

[@mihailos8701]

Thank you for making your own spin on this game, I love it!

[@vicksanch3z]

i love how she talks about establishing healthy boundaries like she’s not about to chase you around the apartment complex with a knife 😭

[@EnigmaticGentleman]

How is this so much more robotic than the vampire game? Like, even Facade did it better than this, and that game is old enough to buy property.

[@deadmemez1446]

Not even a minute into the video and I'm laughing my ass off I already know this is going to be good

[@rosie.cheeks.]

3:07 "ALALALALALALLA I DONT HEAR YOU ALALALALALALLALA" 😭

[@walcodebruyn2135]

Saw you Gambling With VegasMatt so just had to sub this video was hilarious i love it!

[@Naranjo_A]

OMG THIS VIDEO IS PURE GOLD

[@thebrad1134]

I'm glad poof is so comfortable with his sexuality. Even if it comes off as let's say morally gray. uwu this is a joke

[@projectkingpin4066]

Poof laughing at 2x speed goes hard

[@ieatalgae]

He sounds like a chipmunk help

[@DarkDragonSlayer]

I have waited for so long for poof to play an anime game. Thank you poof. This was an interesting one and much better than the vampire AI game

[@Pinataop]

I haven’t watched poof in so long and I clicked on this video to see if it was a actual video

[@badly-timed_luck6845]

24:55 As you can see, AI should not be feared

[@FriedCroissant545]

Her saying shit ass 20 times is the funniest shit I’ve seen all day

[@DownInFlames]

when poof plays a game a while after popularity you know its a good video.

[@user-xi6nw4tf3f]

It's almost as if the game Devs knew he would play this

[@tranazzi]

😂😂😂😂 bro when this video ages enough we ALL know exactly which moment will be most replayed

[@DheadslayinG]

i love the 4th wall breaking with the AI haha

[@jenabergmann9600]

25:16 this made me laugh when she was swearing lol

[@jenabergmann9600]

25:40 Oh my god I can't XD

[@dannydelgado7056]

Poof has the best questions ever that not even the ai can handle it

[@dragonboi173]

I love the meowing part

[@Marton-ur3tk]

One of the greatest KZbinrs out there😂❤️

[@mmmcertified9877]

With your soothing voice, especially @ high decibels idk why you're single..

[@zacharyanderson7818]

Have not seen poof get this mad in a while... Good to see

[@sonicthehedgehog8159]

I’m getting Doki Doki Literature Club vibes here.

[@marxmarxmarxmarxmarx]

Pls do not compare that good game to this (sarcasm)

[@sarcasm3605]

I like how this turned into a debate with the game about how the game is structured 😂😂😂