My New Year's Resolution | Tosh Show

[@ryanlemley4866]

First question "Do you believe in ghost?", next question"Do you shit yourself?" Tosh taking on the big issues.😅

[@pxrays547]

Just pictured both happening at the same time. Thanks for the laugh.

[@Knifeandspoon_]

Please keep doing this podcast! It's my favorite content of the entire year! Love love love it!

[@Cmdtheartist]

Yeah, you should put a counter in the corner of the screen: "It's been ( ) days since I last fouled myself." The kids will love it.

[@Can0spam]

Oh yes please!

[@tracyt6374]

Yay! Tosh Tuesday! Best part of wakin up is tosh show in your face!

[@puppyfire27]

I appreciate the honesty on this subject. My close family member has the same IBS symptoms. Its refreshing to know others are in the same situation. Happy new year

[@RG-tm7uq]

Very refreshing

[@canadiangemstones7636]

It’s kinda hell.

[@mariozamudio3420]

Spending new years in a Walmart parking lot in my truck. Thanks for the laughs tosh and team ❤

[@wharris123184]

21:27 Carl knew this story was about him. 😂

[@Vondiesel209]

😭😭😭😭😭😭💀

[@ScottBrady-no3qt]

Tosh-Get your head off my desk. To Carl.😂

[@ryanmalloy969]

Taco Bell should make Daniel their brand ambassador

[@TM-cm5ql]

Again?

[@PlanetAfterlife]

I have great news for you

[@nicolebogda1482]

Yes! Taco Bell & Carl could be the new mascot!

[@featurescreatures]

Because he shits himself?

[@ErrolKoos-vr1xv]

Again

[@Jephre87]

I’m surprised there was this much shit talk throughout the series 😂 I never really clocked it

[@avery_carman3534]

now get that off my desk please

[@CtK_Evasive]

I listened to this entire podcast while at the gym, holding in a bowel movement. I'm putting this on my resume.

[@jeffsevy6812]

I wasn't even expecting an episode today; I'd forgotten all about it. What a great surprise! Thanks for that, and best wishes to all involved for the New Year.

[@NxtReaper]

Daniel, talk to your Dr please. 🤣

[@dumflex5895]

as a man in my 40's I am envious of his hair. Fuck the money, the fame, the comedic chops. Hair. Happy New year

[@asacloutier7530]

he gets very expensive hair plugs. $$$ can get you dope hair.

[@megamike420]

Super happy i have a great full head of hair and over 40. Thank God because i could never afford the plugs Tosh has done. ​@asacloutier7530

[@___IG]

It's not even that expensive for just a couple thousand dollars a year you can keep your hair and even grow new hair

[@michaellechner3194]

I do hope that you are getting the luscious hair that you clearly deserve, happy 2025!

[@gabrielsilvas692]

Sup tosh 🤣

[@jeffs6090]

This is hands down the best podcast ever. I shit you not!

[@michaelashley2855]

Not when you’re trying to eat

[@BUSTINJHAX]

Free Plug of the Week is why I tune in now. Never disappoints

[@geokomand5852]

27:41 that mix is awesome 👌 💯

[@elizabethgleaton1598]

Tosh ending 2024 on a high note 😅 Everybody poops!😂

[@kevinrox666]

This was definitely a good episode to watch while eating. Happy new year Daniel and crew!

[@austinado16]

Thanks for all the laughs and all the great guests! It's been a great ride this year! At 61, still a trail runner and mountain biker, and an epic trail and pre-run/bike pooper.

[@mike0rr]

Ive been missing out. I'm in love with this show. Trying not to cry at work listening to dogs eating shit stories.

[@vortex_master]

Tosh Show fo sho

[@stylusnc]

I loved this compilation until 11:22

[@RobertT-bk2ok]

I love how Tosh made his New Year's Eve show about sh** 😂😂 exactly what 2024 was

[@marktwain562]

9:46 his excitement is unmatched

[@joshlopez7764]

“This table is yours…. Now get the table off the table, just put it on the floor” 😂 I wonder if they started to know that became a thing or if they just were offended sometimes when he does that.

[@2MANYWWWWWWWWWWWWS4U]

30:42 when that dude chainsaws the desk. lol whoops!!!

[@aarondonald1611]

Best compilation ever

[@beardown6574]

Happy new year from one Tosh to another!

[@Scorpio-dv4ti]

Thank you for the beautiful words! I needed to hear that things are happening for me, not to me! I look forward to working with you!

[@feg3akatrey144]

The whole clear-the-table compulsion is amusing and troubling… must be a blast at birthday parties or wherever clutter gathers.

[@RealAndySkibba]

Happy New Year Tosh!

[@mysteradio]

thank you, Tosh. so entertaining and informative 🎉🎉 i hope 2025 treats the Toshs with love and kindness

[@marktwain562]

Also, shout out to the person who commented this idea in last week's video

[@RevengeAvenger]

🎉🎉🎉 💩

[@kenscarpa2318]

Can you get that off my desk, please?

[@Hightopsports]

We need to get your pops on our show!

[@somecsguy9824]

"get my mug off your table" 😂😂

[@saburbanstyle16]

Putting Karl on blast like that was uncalled for

[@Gilliganfrog]

I don't know-Karl had a lot to answer for there.

[@nicolebogda1482]

The clogged toilet at the guest house? 100% GHOST😂😂😂 Anyone who says they’ve never shat themselves? Are liars. HAPPY NEW YEAR DT!

[@nathanmraz403]

Besides Dave Chapelle, you're my favorite comedian

[@etblok9359]

Happy new year everyone

[@TheBlueMuzzy]

Clearly, the best episode to date.

[@smashlionlollipop]

THANK YOU DANIEL. I FEEL SO SEEN. i always struggled talking about my IBS and the fun that comes with it but you’ve definitely made it easier.

[@Swampratatta]

next week: my septic guy

[@johnb-hm5gv]

😂

[@TheLuke2007]

LOVE ME SOME “TOSH”. ......

[@PandaTheGray]

@32:00 You thought about it and decided not to tell George Foreman to 'get that off your desk' huh, Daniel?

[@nfmjcn2687]

“I shit my pants a lot” lmfaoooo I lost it when Tosh laughed and shook his fucking hand hahaha

[@menace080]

I used to have self diagnosed IBS then I started taking Align Probiotic and Metamucil every morning at 6:30, now I poop at 6:45 every day and I'm good for the day. I hope this helps someone!

[@michaelzimmerman635]

Simultaneously grossed out and laughing tears.

[@MaximumSponge]

Someone should start a KZbin channel going to all the places that Daniel plugs. I'd watch that that.

[@mariecespedes9383]

I’d love to see the people’s reactions… would it be “Yay, we got a free plug on Tosh Show!” Or would it be “Daniel who?”

[@johnham14]

I was just gonna say how excited I am.This isn't one of those phoned in podcasts for the holiday. Then it proceeds to go on a clip run.

[@LoriCollis]

Carl can't contain his excitement about the free plug music.

[@Jephre87]

That free plug music showed us a glimpse of Tongue Piercing Tosh in his FL days🎉🎉

[@bammason9883]

Walla Walla of all places 😂😂 Just a hop, jump and skip away.

[@iiizzydon9224]

As a syracuse fan I liked how eager tosh was to take that bet😂🍊

[@DougMold]

Danie Tosh is my favorite Floridan

[@DB-rg2dk]

HNY to my 2nd Favorite Daniel

[@rbee6507]

Which is 1st?

[@DB-rg2dk]

@@rbee6507 me of course

[@carterconway7272]

Happy New Year Daniel i’ve been a big fan since Tosh.0 and i was dying laughing when i watched your show the first time back in 09.

[@PNWKyle]

I’m from walla walla class of 2011 and I LOVE that class of 2014 did this 😂 Good job guys

[@joeyj9638]

“No , i dont know what that is…yea yea DEFINITELY DONT EAT IT!” Lmfao Carl is a menace! He didn’t listen to the astronaut ! He hangs his head in SHAME! lol

[@patriciafeehan7732]

Happy New Year!

[@gking407]

Tellin the poop deck story to the dog is some funny shit pun intended

[@djrobot23]

That ending sequence...SPLOOSH!

[@scottpitner4298]

Happy New Year fo’ sho!

[@crystalmendoza1450]

Why is Carl so naturally comedic?

[@DaBlaccGhost]

My new years resolution is only eating meals i prepare, i guess unless I'm on a work trip and am actually starving to death.

[@michaelwilliams2593]

When are you going to make the episode titled "My Gastroenterologist"?

[@GauchoDaddy]

Happy New Year Danielinngus

[@constipatedinsincity4424]

Hey Daniel and Crew!

[@McM-u2u]

Have happy new year DANIEL, good luck with your not shitting yourself year 👍🍀

[@dac518]

Thank you

[@conorprovan9435]

The astronaut - “I dont know what that is😂😂😂

[@bcabrera971]

Him calling his father in law had me dying.

[@frightmikesart]

"Do you believe in ghosts?" "Get this off my desk."

[@brukkakefriedshrimp]

The comedic timing of the vet at 23:00 is something to truly behold. "How often do you need to do this?" "I never do it" "How often does a DOG need to do this?" "oh....good question" - straight out of Leslie Nielsen's handbook.

[@Eric-dr5bj]

One episode you are talking about leather lining drawers and private planes then next one about shitting yourself. Thats what makes this show work. Keep up the good work

[@kylethegreat8222]

DJ Lagway for president 🐊

[@armandocontreras5078]

Have the plumber check your check valve, the grinder might be fine but if the check valve is clogged it won’t work

[@erichnope9821]

Hey Tosh and Tosh staff, a great guest to have on would be Andy Anderson. He is the most innovative and brilliant skater since Rodney Mullen. He should be known more, and with Andy’s brilliant yet quiet and patient personality vs Daniel’s quick witted brashness, I think it would gel well and be a fun interview

[@misst9]

I love how Tosh has had multiple gay men on the pod and always ends up dressing more gay then they do. Its a good contrast but possibly intentional.

[@jamesveccie]

How does one dress gay? Explain that for me

[@mikeayers3545]

That’s a great observation lol

[@JohnSmith-fg7rd]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@StoveWood_]

Another one of them insecure weirdos with a comment like that

[@Carlitabita]

One does not “dress gay” you small minded human.

[@ranchu85]

If it wasn't for IBS, Tosh could have had Ryan Reynolds's career. Leaving that sweet sweet Deadpool money on the table

[@frosty9442]

Funniest compilation of all time!

[@velox.mortis]

I was watching the Tosh.0 ch on Pluto TV bc I'm poor and decided to look him up on YT and found his channel..now I can laugh bc I'm in a miserable marriage 😂😂 /s

[@COYOTEEXILE]

I'm a Walla Walla Alumni 😂 AMAZING!

[@colemoran1552]

Best birthday gift

[@jedwards1792]

Happy birthday!

[@fallenrise321]

Tosh we need a link of every sweater or cardigan you show on this pod

[@mem3926]

Lol it took me a full year to realize that sign is a surfboard

[@my_dear_friend_]

Maybe bile acid malabsorption. I am glad my gastro thought of it. Treating it was easy and helped!

[@migzydrift]

Happy New Year! T-Bone 🥩🏄🏻‍♂️🍾

[@johns3723]

Toby not here, what u talking about

[@stanley-5323]

"coprophagia'd it" is the best term of 2024

[@metsrule]

What a sh**y episode! Eddie, happy new year! Looking forward to more great interviews in 2025!

[@freebigbird]

PP & 💩 is the whole ep

[@Time2snowboard1]

I have the same problem. Need to know were bathrooms are if I'm out of my normal environment. That's my new years plan now.

[@livingod101]

Best show

[@blowinshtup6553]

legendary TMI

[@ianh850]

tosh lookin hot this week tosh

[@BrandonRubio-o5g]

take it off the table 😂

[@Gigifrancetexas]

I brushed him 😂

[@AlbertoGonzalez-gp1kf]

Watching this on the toilet is more awkward than I'd expect. At least I didn't shit myself

[@gerardosolis8392]

He hasnt heard the concept of Jeff “The .500” Fisher. 😂

[@steveng2896]

Watching this after i shat myself a little a few hrs ago lol.