My Partner Did What!? | Goth Storytime | Madame Absinthe

Since today is Brodie's birthday - I decided to share with you all a story from when me and my partner first began dating back when we were teenagers.
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What is the cutest accidental thing your partner or friend has done for you? Let me know in the comment section below and don't forget to wish Brodie a happy birthday!
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[@alanahorner8012]

We need a Brodie story time series. This guy is one of the most awesome person out there with an amazing sense of style of course

[@ediesedgwick4462]

It's great that Brodie was thinking ahead so early in your relationship. And, thank god he hasn't had to use that knowledge just yet!

[@lukemerrell7725]

The world would be a better place with more guys like Brodie.

[@kelvincrabtree1062]

Brody is the goth boy scout. Always be prepared!

[@suzannecontant]

He's so sweet! It's easy to see why you guys have been together for so long.

[@LadySkyelark]

The fact that Brodie did that so early on in your relationship just goes to show he is a wonderful guy and he was totally into you and your needs. Absolutely beautiful, he is definitely a keeper.

[@patriciawagoner1833]

He's an amazing partner, you both too adorable 🥰

[@gothichomemaker9511]

I made lentil soup for lunch today and then sat down to watch this with my son. We both were eating very hot soup and trying not to laugh at this video, and then laughing at each other, trying not to laugh/burn ourselves with the soup.

[@MorganNightshade3110]

Brodie is an absolute gem! You are a lucky lady! I'm a widow now, but many years ago, I had massive spinal surgery, and for about a week, I couldn't clean myself up after using the bed pan. My adorable husband had thought ahead and purchased 2 dozen new wash cloths, and each time I needed to use the bed pan, took a warm washcloth, and cleaned me up. I thought I would die of embarrassment! No one thinks stuff like this will ever happen, BUT IT DOES! Goddess bless the loving husbands in our lives! I miss mine more than I can say!

[@RoryPattonDreamerOfDunsidhe]

I've said it before and I'll say it again , "Brodie's a keeper!" 😎🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[@francis234]

Brodie is one in a million truly. A beautiful human with wicked humor. My roomie brings me breakfast in bed every morning. I have spinal injury so it takes time for me to walk and this is the nicest thing anyone has ever done. You both have a wonderful day and tell Brodie Happy Birthday!

[@robinhazen8034]

OMG BRODIE IS EVERYTHING!! No one I've ever been with has done anything as real and lovable as that. That goes way beyond all the usual sentimental dating things like gifts or going to events. 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤

[@melissanelson1975]

Omg that is the sweetest thing I’ve ever heard and anyone who talks bad about him is just evil at heart

[@gothdogs6300]

My husband built a patio himself. For 2 weeks after work, he'd put the cement mixer on & get to patio building, knowing he was going to put a shed on it. I thought how lovely of him & to finally get some more space in the house by putting all his shit in the new shed. 3 days after he finished the patio a big new shed arrived & looked really nice. I was already going through my mind what i was going to do with all the extra space once he'd put his man stuff away. The next day, a brand new straight from the factory mobility scooter was delivered (yep, i'm disabled) & there were tears. I couldn't believe my now husband hand built a patio, bought me a lovely big shed & a gorgeous mobility scooter to put init. Then he got an electrician to put multiple plug points in for charging etc. To this day i am in awe of his love & selfless devotion to me. And we need more brodie stories please 🖤👿

[@totesFleisch]

Aww! Brodie has a heart of gold! Youre so lucky to have someone that cares about you so much 💕

[@strangeamanda7470]

A Brodie story time would be excellent, of course he is great. My partner does cute stuff all the time and makes me laugh all the time.🖤

[@kbluv4078]

I can't think of anything specific right now but my husband of 20 years reminds me every day that he is thankful for me. He opens doors, holds my purse, holds my hand, kisses me whenever close enough and so much more without even a second thought. #clonebrodythesweetest

[@Erica-jn1pq]

Omg that’s so sweet 😭 you guys are adorable. I wish my early relationships were that caring. The cutest thing my current amazing partner has done was surprise me with flowers and cuddles during a bad PMDD episode.

[@Sanniz]

By the way... love that Bat hoodie. 🦇🖤🖤🖤🦇

[@edieroylance7501]

Brodie is a first rate human being and I am so glad you two have each other. Trolls be damned.

[@ambermartin4113]

I liked the story and want to hear more. My husband and I’s first dates were mostly hikes and he got into the habit of picking me wildflowers. One time he couldn’t find any so picked some pretty “weeds” instead. I honestly really liked them and made a big fuss. Now he goes picking me weeds from the yard when ever he goes out for a smoke. He also steals me roses from the pot shop’s flower bed now, too. Lol😂.

[@TwilightKimvideos]

Brodie is just the most adorable 🖤

[@kathysparkles18]

Bodie is the absolute best! I love this story! Thank you for sharing it! Love you both💖

[@junesomerset6527]

That story brought tears to my eyes, so adorable. 🖤🖤🖤🥹

[@meganmyers1657]

Brody is so sweet! Yes absolutely do a video series about things that Brody says!

[@shelliwilley9911]

Brodie is awesome, he rocks!!

[@SharonG-ip3ll]

Brody is a super awesome person. I would love to hear more. Thanks for sharing.

[@gothichomemaker9511]

Omg that's the sweetest thing ever!

[@Agothygoth]

How insanely cute was that. I’m so glad that you and Brodie are a couple.

[@tammynoveh353]

I love that story! You two are an amazing couple, so much love.

[@awanfarrell2880]

Happy Valentines Day 💝 💓 💖 💗 💛 💕 💝 💓 💖 💗

[@Deloria]

Awww what a sweet story! My cold dead heart melted a little bit. I've been a fan since I found you in 2020 and I just wanna say that your and Brodie's partnership has always inspired me and given me hope that someday maybe I could have that. Love your stories, love the channel, sending love

[@orckykat]

awwwww Brodie is such a sweetheart your so lucky.

[@Sanniz]

Awww... That's adorable for sure even if it felt akward back then.

[@moiramarriott4403]

Brody is one in a million . ❤️ No, the only one In the universe . Wish you both every happiness . 😊 Happy birthday, Brody

[@vmc7773]

Us woman do remember the person or persons whove helped us wen we ride the red tide 😂 never forget either

[@marcelineabadeer1749]

So cute!! It reminds me when my partner cleared a drawer in his bathroom for my feminine products. It meant a lot to me because it’s just him and his brother in that house, total bachelor type thing.

[@mjkt00]

What a sweetheart.

[@lunemoon3643]

That is one of the most morbid and sweetest story I have ever heard of 🥰🥰

[@soapyfartbubble]

That is such a sweet story! So many men run the other direction of the topic of our periods, it is so endearing to hear of a guy who wanted to learn more about it in case he needed to help. When men would kick women out of bed for daring to leak, more men should take the time to at least learn about periods and everything they entail. They are gross but they don't bite anyone but the period haver. This was so sweet.

[@janetcochran6679]

He is wonderful and amazing hubby!

[@katleiahveridian6564]

I think that story is wonderful. What a sweet soul he is! I love that you guys have been together since you were kids, my partner and I have been together 21 years and I know how rare long lasting relationships are nowadays so it's nice to see another one.

[@jaynesixx2185]

Actions speak louder then words, 🥰 Brodie is beautiful inside and out. Yes more 🖤🖤

[@CrypticJasmine]

So ADORABLE!!! 💖💖💖

[@1015SaturdayNight]

Omg that’s SWEET. By the way, that is a good indicator that he will actually do things like what my husband has done (help me after my hysterectomy, etc). You got you a good one ❤

[@shamrockinit8747]

Sent husband to get pads for nighttime-he came home drenched in sweat yelling “OMG! They have wings, no wings- flower smelling, no flowers, long, short, nighttime, daytime, regular, super…..”. He was soooo stressed out 🙁. Brodie has your back -always has always will 😁

[@avillan31]

Yes a Brodie series would be great! Love you guys! 🖤

[@peterkarargiris4110]

Awww, cute overload ! What a lovely guy he is/was. I remember being fascinated by those instruction sheets way back in the 80s with their very 'helpful' diagrams. I had a partner at the time whose ex (the one before me) had been totally phobic about the whole menstrual process so I went out of my way to demonstrate to her that I was not in the least bit put off by it. In fact I'd go so far as to say men should be familiar with the process just like they should be present at the birth of their child. It's as natural a thing as breathing, eating and sleeping. Thanks for sharing Miss E.

[@starnights6295]

I didn't realise you two had been together since you were young. Xxxx

[@nejojohnson]

I adored this. I'd love to hear more Brodie stories.

[@foo9877]

Brodie is very nice. I know he’s shy but I just want him to know we enjoy seeing him whoever he musters you the ability to show up in a video. I guess a really cute story is of me and a friend when we were talking to another mutual friends parent. We were standing outside with this mutual friend and his mom drove up to the three of us one day unexpectedly. Me and my friend didn’t really know what to say and we kind of panicked and somehow we managed to both say the exact same things to this parent. Like the parent would ask us questions and we would both repeat the same answer like we were twins. And when the parent drove off we just looked at each other like “what the heck was that about?”. It’s one of my favorite memories with that friend

[@elizabethwilson5349]

Love this Brodie story! Don’t have a story that I can tell at the moment. Love your videos! Thanks for sharing.

[@dissolve3925]

would really like to hear a storytime he remembers about something cute you did, but didn't realize it.

[@AtomicTopher]

Brodie, that scamp!

[@markfrancis1210]

Brodie rules!!! Fuck all the haters that think Brodie sucks, we love you Brodie

[@AlexRobshaw]

Awww that is so cute!! Love that.

[@NancyBrown1975]

Thank you for another great video. When I first got married we couldn’t afford very much. Somehow, at age nineteen, after one year of marriage, I managed to get a low blood cell count and had to go into the hospital for several days. I had a few pairs of ratty wore out bikini panties and didn't want the drs and nurses to see my underclothes looking that way. I wasn’t able to go get any myself and asked my husband if he would go get panties for me cause I was so weak and out of it. He got the panties for me as I was embarrassed I asked for them and he was very shy. To my surprise he bought me five pairs which were a little big but it was sweet he did his best and got them for me. That was sweet of Brodie to want to help that way.

[@markfrancis1210]

Brodie's a fucking legend

[@natasharichardson4609]

That's extremely adorable :) awww! I make the guys I date go in and buy me tampons, lipgloss, Plan B, lol whatever I need at the time. They have no choice :)

[@faeeryn599]

Brodie is too cute 💖🖤

[@lyraserpentine894]

Three things. 1) Brodie is fucking rad! 2) People are such fucking bastards. 3) That is the most adorable story I've heard in a long while. Y'all are so lucky to have each other. Dating is such a fucking waste of time these days. I'm glad you appreciate one another.

[@trinitysegura6859]

That was so sweet! Would absolutely love to hear more stories about you and Brody (hope I spelled that right) much love from the States

[@porcelina956]

Cute story I don't know if he knew what toxic shock syndrome was at the time but maybe he was thinking along those lines. My hubby reads about my medications he used to be a PCA.

[@tiffanytrippeer5401]

Thank you for sharing that story, I’m sure right there you knew he was a keeper ☺️

[@CyborgTecnology18]

Brodie is sooo CUUUUUUUUTE 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 When my husband and I met in 2021, there was a summer night that we were in a park sitting under a tree, I don't remember what we were talking about but I kept looking at a building. The cutest act he had was giving me a kiss on the cheek with an embarrassment that definitely melted me. We lasted as friends for two weeks, on 02/07/2023 we became a couple. 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤

[@Feenix102]

Awww, he's a good guy - that is very sweet of him. :o) I don't know that I've ever had a friend that has ever done anything cute and I've never had a partner so...there's that. I'm usually the friend that does weird things and mishears things in surreal ways. Like, I was at a party many years ago and I literally thought someone said that their dad was a Massive Attack album (Massive Attack are a trip-hop band we have over here). There are many other examples but that's the one that comes to mind. :o)

[@edwinakemp8554]

That is cute on an atomic level 😍

[@susandscraper4770]

You guys are so precious and adorable. I wish you both all the best in your life.

[@crowfaerymori]

Aww I adore Brodie too ❤️ I love you both together 😍

[@nicholegruenemay1084]

Damn, you're right. It is too damn cute.

[@jennifercloar2407]

He's amazingly Adorable

[@markfrancis1210]

Brodie fucking Rocks!!!

[@janiebrossmann1178]

Omg…now that’s a caring man😂❤️ When I had a cyst surgically removed from my wrist 25 years ago…my husband didn’t hesitate at all before the procedure…he said I’m going to have to wipe ur butt when u poop for a few weeks 😂 this is cuz I have cerebral palsy that effects my left arm and leg…the surgery was on my right wrist 😂that’s when I knew he’d do anything for me lol 😅

[@KassMcCormack]

I was a single teen mom (not by choice) and my daughter never really had a dad or even a father figure growing up. Half the time she didn't even bother learning my boyfriends' names because she knew they'd be gone soon enough. I started seeing this guy back in 2019 after my first husband passed and things were good but then the pandemic hit and we split up mid 2020. I get a call from him about a year later asking for help because his partner had died from covid and he was stuck raising his daughter all alone and was kind of in over his head and I was the only one he could think to call for any kind of help. So he comes over and we start talking when my daughter comes downstairs and it took me a second to realise she had actually not only bothered to learn his name but also remembered it like a year after she had last seen him. So me and him get back together and it wasn't even really a big deal. It was more just "I'll help you raise yours if you help me raise mine" kind of thing. Fast forward to last summer, him and his daughter had already moved in and we had all been living together for a while by that point and I just hear a "hey, dad, can you come here for a second" come from my daughter's room and both of us stopped because she had just called him dad and I looked at him and I could see him fighting back the tears because he knew how big of a deal that was and I could see him trying to get himself together before he went in so he didn't make a big deal about it because 12 year olds are weird about that kind of stuff. That was the moment I knew I'd marry that man. And we did back in October. And this is the happiest I've been in over a decade if not longer. If soul mates exist, I wouldn't be shocked if he was mine.

[@susanne4028]

Cute cute adorable story. Thank you ❤️ 🖤❤️🖤

[@TheSeptemberRose]

Awwwwwwww! That's sweet!

[@OtakuGenx]

Brodie is so nice. He is awesome. And you are also!!!

[@MyRavenWings]

This story is super sweet!

[@taramorissette7124]

Soooooo Adorable!

[@alymatos4363]

A tamp got stuck inside one time and my man had to find it and get it for me. Super romantic 😂❤

[@cat9lives999]

True love!❤️🖤❤️

[@RnR-Rebel]

That’s one of the kindest, sweetest stories, 😂as well & thank goodness it hasn’t come up😅! Brodie is a keeper! Much like my husband who I married 32 yrs ago Halloween just past, after dating him for 4 ½ months (there were bets on how long we’d last or I was preggers😂). I can tell many stories like this my husband does often; goes back to our 1st date! Brodie seems to be the same, they’re big guys who look intimidating to some (mine looks like a biker, we both ride but I’m more of a quirky-?-mashup) but are the kindest, most thoughtful, loving people never hurting anyone (same as me, I even put scary looking insects outside, never kill, harm anyone/thing). You & I are very lucky, blessed people as so many amazing people I know never found that💔 & many nasty people are extremely jealous/envious of that which can lead to v bad stuff irl, so please (I’m sure you do!) treasure him as I do mine. BTW they’re the ones making hate comments🤬, envy/jealousy. I wish you both v happy lives together! 🧡🎸🎶⚡️🏍

[@arlinejernigan]

That was very cute.

[@susanp8286]

I legit just made popcorn and I’m listening to story time….. It was a first date and the guy opened the door to his truck for me. My dad waved bye from the house. The guy stopped to wave and I shut the door on his finger. I had been completely oblivious to what I had done and he didn’t tell me until we were at the restaurant. It was 40 minutes to the restaurant. I felt horrible. From then on out, we used his new growing fingernail as a measuring tape for the length of our relationship.

[@KippieWest]

Brody is the best ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@terrortara6994]

❤

[@Ccforever]

my wife was teaching me how to drive down in Mississippi back roads so it's less crazy my grandfather who raised me was terrified rightfully so because I crashed in to a tree but it taught me how to drive better lol no one was hurt she took me out to dinner for trying and we still go and see that tree everytime were down there our favorite song was playing I warned her im not good at it yet because she leaned in for a kiss and her love saved me like it always does now that tree is were we go to honor my grandfather he was so proud when I got my license he has passed since then because the car was not broken we were able to bond more so it's our little family tree and I'll leave roses for him ty for listening my wife and I love you and Brody miss e ty for every thing

[@roseestelleeve3273]

Brodie is so sweet 😋

[@Imoria]

🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

[@joannbyrne182]

💜

[@Ccforever]

It's not finished yet but I painted a pink ladies from grease leather jacket

[@wendyspiesman992]

🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤

[@cakeeeetime]

What kind of person doesn't like Brodey??? I'm having freakin parasocial Moment here! That's like hating a goth Carebear!

[@dunkel429]

😭😭😭🖤

[@solsticequeen]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 ❤

[@jesse7852]

It’s such BS for anyone to judge anyone else for their life choices. There’s someone for everyone and while it may not make sense to some, it’s not meant to. Everyone’s own business is their own and it’s beyond me why anyone would give a shit

[@CYBDD]

I wish was true someone for everyone I am still wishing find my lifetime companion partner

[@josephcieplak8920]

What a beautiful detail from Brody , he even thought of helping you out in case something wrong happened to you which hopefully didn't ever happen. but he truly loves you heartworthy. well the most beautiful but at the same time very tragic and sad thing that a very close female friend (with benefits) of mine did was saying good bye to me only and wishing me luck and happiness to my life before leaving this world. yeah she comitted 5uicid3.

[@CYBDD]

That's sad she passed away may she R.I.P.

[@TheStilettoSlut]

You definitely found a keeper! :)