My pets are trying to kill me.

[@hoopla1203]

Imagine chilling in your tank and someone rolls up and calls you medically insignificant

[@Froggyman145]

I'd be trying to decipher what the fuck it means for the rest of my life. Too shook to attack

[@froggyslice6943]

@@Froggyman145 lol right? Like damn man i see how it is. Be wondering if i was born with faulty venom sacs and whatnot

[@Anactualrealperson]

The disrespect.

[@stevensmith8923]

😅😅

[@SyzygyKNH]

Doctor defined my baby mama as "geriatric" at the age of 35..

[@JustAWoney]

Boomslang will commit war crimes if given the chance

[@AutisticAl]

Is it from Israel? 😂

[@little_hunt3r]

@@AutisticAlpalastine more likely. Don’t let it near any helpless babies or toddlers in cradles

[@AutisticAl]

@@little_hunt3r 🤣🤣👌

[@willvanness1367]

The people who are making these COMMENTS are a few cards shy of a “Full-Deck” !!!.

[@mariebarr1745]

It looks proper nowty

[@Williamtriggs1]

The Sand Viper looking depressed after being called “medically insignificant.” 😂

[@Soul_Alpha]

Told that man he couldn't get it up smh ED ahh snek

[@davienstrong]

“Your words cut deep”🥲

[@FrankensteinsMom]

I would be more intimidated if they threatened to make me medically significant

[@conanhighwoods4304]

​@@Soul_Alpha Ereptile Disfunction

[@Soul_Alpha]

@@conanhighwoods4304 AWWWWW HELLLLLLLL NAWWWWWWW 😭😭

[@svantewiktorsson]

This is the first time I thought a snake was beautiful. That blue one and the dragon one, crazy.

[@TTyote]

Same

[@deathreus]

Always remember, the pretty ones WANT you to notice them, because they have some way to kill you

[@lisacallan5462]

The more gorgeous the nature...the more terrifying it is but also I agree. I gasped at that blue - it's stunning

[@anah9288]

@@deathreus sometimes. but the blue one is one of the least venomous he listed, same with the dragon one, and the boring looking brown one is a guaranteed funeral.

[@sensum6128]

same, first time I've even thought about getting a snake myself but those are prob expensive as hell

[@danieltownley7436]

"What kind of pet do you have?" "Medically significant!"

[@LittleMew133]

Death sausages

[@contorta960]

Danger noodles!

[@pitrochied]

Beautiful but can't feel love kind

[@Zeuwamakanuwadiegwu]

😂

[@nakes9193]

😂 best comment

[@yayhandles]

Started with Steve. Finished with Irwin. 👍 10/10 formatting 👍

[@Tevikolady]

ooof, I didn't catch that, nice

[@izzabelladogalini]

I like that he has a king cobra called Shelby (even tho technically a king cobra isn't a cobra)

[@natpeterson8313]

Indeed 🔥

[@tymeier7570]

F for Steve Irwin

[@tymeier7570]

F

[@PhilipDavid-ew5gt]

That blue snake is ABSOLUTELY STUNNING! I had no idea there were snakes that color

[@wza223-fo3mc]

you should leave your moms basement more often there is an entire world to explore bud

[@Prolificx]

@@wza223-fo3mc Acting like most humans just casually know about different kinds of snakes ironically puts your awareness into question

[@bigcheech1937]

@@wza223-fo3mcoverused…Not everyone’s a homeowner. Probably Mom’s 2-bedroom apartment given inflation rates.

[@6ix_xiv301]

I know, it’s amazing😂

[@drexii9]

​@@wza223-fo3mcyeahhhh, you really thought this comment was it. shaming someone for not having something you "ASSUME" to be common knowledge not only puts into question your knowledge itself, but makes you look like a huge azz. L.

[@reaviews2300]

The inland taipan is THE epitome of "It's always the quiet ones"

[@bulldog2000]

Always

[@CoyoteAUS]

0/10 chance of survival if bitten in the outback.

[@ToffeesTravels]

​@@CoyoteAUSgarbage. Survival rate for inland Taipan is still good if you follow good Australian snake first aid & RFD gets to you in time. Your internal organs will likely be pretty f*cked for life. But you'll survive.

[@jeffreyjewell75]

They are that deadly ?

[@pratyushsharma6655]

​​@@jeffreyjewell75if I was bitten by one I will ask to not to be taken to the hospital. Its a waste of time. Just start saying goodbyes. One bite puts out venom able to kill 100 like me. 1 of me has no chance.

[@IMFINNAPRESSABRICK]

Bro that blue snake is *INSANELY* handsome/beautiful

[@BetaWaffles]

FR so pretty

[@annazimmerman864]

You could say it's.... Striking 😂😂😂 sorry, I couldn't resist

[@jacquelineking5783]

Yeah that blue color is amazing.

[@thrivinpsilocybin7652]

​@@annazimmerman864worthy comment 😁

[@rustyshacklford5513]

I don't care if I get bitten I want to give it a hug

[@Leopoldshark]

Boomslang didn't wake up and choose violence. It was up all night plotting.

[@knucklehead6599]

nawh violence choose boomslang

[@kyliegangwish17]

😂😂😂

[@WeldinMike27]

​@@knucklehead6599that's what I thought. Boomslang is violence.

[@roddo1955]

Boomslang was just tired of being followed around by a camera. " haven't you heard of papperazzi laws?! Leave me alone!"

[@hobomike6935]

Snakes: *I never sleep, I have **_no eyelids._* 🐍 👿

[@eddietowers5595]

I have a 100% survival rate, guaranteed, by comparison as I don’t keep venomous snakes in my home.

[@BinaruThathsara]

watch final destination and u will rethink ur odds

[@ms.pirate]

​@@BinaruThathsara not taking any risks 😂

[@SinnohJohtoKanto]

Steve really was saying "Let me bite you 10 times and we'll see how many times you survive"

[@TheRock1.0]

😂😂

[@fury2po1nt0h]

Underrated

[@anthonystazzoni2181]

Darnell: you lucky this glass here to stop me Shelby: 🧍🏾‍♂️

[@SeventhGod77]

Darnell pulls up and Shelby stands on business.

[@nostalgiabender2375]

He’s just standing there….MENACINGLY!!!”

[@MelonHere20]

Silly little guy

[@sackstoracks]

@@MelonHere20gone be silly until he bites you and you’re unconscious 😢

[@johncaldwell881]

Shelby Cobra 🐍

[@superduty4556]

Boomslang ignores the Geneva Convention

[@ethanrichner4071]

Geneva suggestion*

[@samueltutuwan3107]

​@@ethanrichner4071frick beat me to it 😂

[@ivanandriyanov4426]

No, he does not. Because for him it's a Geneva *checklist*

[@cadencero5313]

😂😂😂

[@ashenblood]

@@ivanandriyanov4426 Geneva *afterthought*

[@OpalChipp]

My jaw literally DROPPED when I saw the Blue Insularis because WHAT DO YOU MEAN SUCH A BEAUTIFUL CREATURE EXISTS?! THAT COLOUR!!! 😱😱😍😍

[@jendroge1544]

I so agree ...very beautiful

[@Deadman1000]

I like that Darnell seems friendly and doesn't realize he has the ability to kill several people.

[@peggedyourdad9560]

Yeah, venomous snakes generally don't know that they're venomous.

[@lemonsqweezy9532]

​@peggedyourdad9560 lmfao they most certainly do. Otherwise they wouldn't bite then wait. 😂

[@peggedyourdad9560]

@@lemonsqweezy9532 That’s instinct, it’s just how they’ve evolved to hunt. All the snake understands is that things die a short while after the snake bites it, it does not understand anything beyond that.

[@Deatonis]

​@@peggedyourdad9560they can control how much they release much like spiders can but sometimes it's love bites and they just have slightly too much and they don't mean to end 😂

[@AnnoyingNewsletters]

🎵🎶is this love that I'm feelin?🎶🎵 🥀💀

[@robmangeri777]

“I really need to write a will” is the last comment that disappears immediately. You’re welcome 😎👍🏼

[@alexpenna]

🤓

[@gristlevonraben]

You're kind of screwed.

[@revenant7005]

239 people have never heard of pausing the video

[@tobecontinued3717]

Thank you. That annoyed me so much lol

[@mellowdramatic33]

May God bless you sir.

[@pepsicola7992]

The blue snake looks absolutely gorgeous

[@Buck_Fiden658]

some family has had snakes for pets. Ball python, red tail boa, and corn snake. I never wanted one but that blue is so gorgeous I would consider it 😂

[@beny988]

Probably smuggled

[@ao1778]

​@@Buck_Fiden658 Yes. Some families (and even individuals!) do have snakes as pets. A shocking revelation.

[@bahamasking2063]

Very beautiful

[@uglyaniimals]

right ??? genuinely breathtaking

[@KellyKels23]

That blue is absolutely stunning!💙💙💙

[@A1smker]

😂😂 I replayed it just to see it again

[@Comanche93-alpha]

That blue one is absolutely gorgeous

[@antdog5p]

I want

[@NeroNORirl]

They are a very good looking, but not to be messed with. The venom is hemorrhagic and necrotic. Making you bleed out your butthole, ears, private areas and eyes while the bite area will rot and fall off. Most of them also come in green and yellow, the blue is quite rare.

[@Dice-Z]

He's looking quite blue, actually.

[@buttman12954]

@@NeroNORirlbut this video said colorful doesnt mean they are venomous, and a myth?

[@treko3000]

​@@buttman12954 snakes can be colorful and venomous

[@Killixn_]

That blue snake is the most beautiful creature I've ever seen in my life 😭❤️

[@jennifergraceh]

Omg, right?! So much pigment!!! I am in awe of its beauty!

[@tdagod7687]

I was looking for this 😭😭

[@michaelstefko8499]

I Was Looking For This Too. With a 8.5 Chance Of Survival Too. I WANT. LOL

[@ab-du8cb]

Its not blue.

[@darthmaestro2777]

@@ab-du8cbit’s literally called the blue insularis 😂

[@rocrod430]

Bro gave the Inland Taipan a "You're fucked/10" 😭

[@ginsengaddict]

Legit. We're very lucky they're A: not aggressive, and B: live in the desert.

[@ainsleighgray5241]

What about the coastal 💀

[@MissEmai0110]

@@ainsleighgray5241 Coastals are aggressive when cornered - as any animal would be, in that situation, when you think about it.

[@EscobarReady]

Right! Hence the name "Irwin"

[@AndrossUT]

"you might be able to dial a 9"

[@-_-thisnameiscreativeasfuc4734]

That Blue insularis is absolutely fucking GORGEOUS!!!

[@IDJMK]

IM SAYING

[@Scotland2306]

On Google images. That’s as close as I like to get.

[@Aliandrin]

How is a snake that blue? How is anything? Isn't true, gorgeous, pure blue a super rare colour in nature that almost nothing has?

[@Torth121]

@@Aliandrinid say its one of the most abundant, the refraction of light on the elements of the atmosphere make the whole sky blue, cant tell me thats not nature

[@WanderingWriter]

*A blue jay*: Am I a joke to you?@@Aliandrin

[@nancyt.7134]

Shelby in the back, not moving at all, at full attention: "I am a good boi, I won't hurt you"

[@vanmanmarc]

Never seen a blue snake before. So beautiful.

[@Rosemary_bae]

Same

[@glo391]

It’s stunning 😍

[@helmanfrow]

Mystique vibes

[@truevegas]

Google blue phase green tree pythons. Absolutely stunning 😍

[@RedbeardMerx]

Very pretty

[@kuroh31]

That blue snake is fucking beautiful. One of the prettiest snakes I’ve ever seen

[@LouiseHultcrantz]

Ikr! I'm absolutely terrified of snakes so I don't know why I even clicked on this video... but I have to admit that the blue one blew (ha) me away😍

[@Duck_87]

⁠@@LouiseHultcrantzviperkeeper has a lot of them on his channel in different colors too. They are old videos but the most gorgeous snake I’ve ever seen

[@hsckuhns]

For real though. I'm a huge nature documentary enthusiast. I know tons of animals at least in the "I've seen that!" capacity. I've never seen that. Pretty damn stunning.

[@material-cheshirekhatter2413]

Its soo beautiful, I've never seen it before

[@eugenesis8188]

Came down here to say the same.

[@Mtn_Dewit]

The blue snake definitely took me off guard. I never expected any snake, or any other reptile besides a chameleon to have such a vibrant skin color

[@reemiereems7567]

Rainbow boa has entered the chat...

[@hatosan7]

ive never seen a blue snake but that one is very pretty

[@antoine6760]

​@@reemiereems7567 that's more iridescence than actually being a bright color like blue

[@stephenwilcox1597]

That blue snake is beautiful 😍

[@danielt.9154]

"Shelby the King Cobra" love the attention to detail.

[@demiurgeobzen327]

As a Ford fan I greatly approve

[@Kspice9000]

​@demiurgeobzen327 Shelby The Cobra on the other, seems to not. "I told you already, my name is Kyle.."

[@demiurgeobzen327]

@@Kspice9000 hahaha! 🤣

[@qudhnter92]

Supposedly they used to have one in their original shop .

[@Speedy2619]

Shelby looks like he has a single braincell bouncing from left to right in his head😅

[@UnchainedMelodie92]

Omg, that blue insularis is absolutely stunning! I don't think I've ever seen a more beautiful snake in my life!

[@MoonLitChild]

I didn't even know they existed until today. Hard same.

[@itsdannyhoney]

Exactly the first thing that came to my mind. The most beautiful snake I have ever seen. Easily in my top 5 of all animals.

[@UnchainedMelodie92]

@@MoonLitChild Same here! Sorry for the late reply! KZbin didn't notify me, and I only saw you commented because of the person under you. KZbin decoded to notify me of their reply and not yours lol 🙄

[@UnchainedMelodie92]

@@itsdannyhoney Definitely! It's too bad they're venomous and can't be touched by just anyone, though lol

[@wesleydamen2018]

Its a stunning colour indeed. Personally i really like the brazillian rainbow boa. As the name suggests it has the colours of a rainbow as a sheen over it its really pretty

[@shadybadger7896]

That Gaboon just raised his non-existent eyebrow at you like "What's up ape-thing"

[@aazhie]

They are famous for being kinda chill snakes in the wild. Being a chubby slug with the most scary venom load provides a lot of What Up *sips drink* energy xD

[@ThatOneGanyuMain]

This comment needs more likes 😂

[@Kspice9000]

And the blue insularis is contemplating where it fucked up in life.

[@dennisharrison8489]

😅😅😅​@@Kspice9000

[@B3lph3g0r]

Ape thing 😂😂

[@traceydumase]

The blue one is GOOOORGEOUS!!!😍😍😍

[@KyloZach]

Boomslang is wanting to murder you bruh. "SILENCE. I KILL U." Steve is so adorable! Give him love!

[@TheDumbDodo1]

I love the reference to Jeff Dunham

[@mfi-cf7sp]

Steve is precious but would still kill is all but we still ❤ him 🤦🏻‍♀️

[@mfi-cf7sp]

@@TheDumbDodo1same good comedy never dies

[@KyloZach]

@@TheDumbDodo1 Thanks man! He has a funny humor so i just thought to do the same thing! 😂

[@rugbyf0rlife]

Which one is the Boomslang?

[@FishCatsHistory]

Blue insularis is a straight up Pokémon

[@TheGuy-is5lh]

fr bro caught a gyarados and thought we wouldn’t notice

[@OG-ProfessorFarnsworth]

😮 possibly the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen!!! Crazy!

[@REAPER3fitty]

​@@OG-ProfessorFarnsworthI just said this exact same thing. No exaggeration thr most beautiful creature I've ever seen.

[@rodrigovillegas2263]

@@TheGuy-is5lhmore like a dratini

[@LeglessLion]

I don't even like snakes and I have to say that's a damn gorgeous creature

[@rickyhineman4124]

Darnell: * on crack Shelby: * couldn't have been more confused

[@martamccurdy1379]

😂

[@wildsword6856]

Darnell the crackhead cobra

[@JohnyF96]

They bush vipers are so beautiful never seen them before i want one ❤😂

[@justina5588]

King Cobra is such a boss, just standing still staring intently 😂

[@fwfeo]

Blue Insularis is the most beautiful colored animal I’ve ever seen! Absolutely gorgeous! 😍

[@manuelviellieber4763]

Couldn’t agree more. That blue ist stunning.

[@alexthegreat1254]

Thinking the same thing, never saw a snake so beautiful

[@austinhall3277]

If dangerous, why friend colored?

[@AB-bu9go]

Right?!

[@jaliscoyguerrero]

Why does my mind go to. I want a belt made out of it 😂

[@josephpaul4548]

No poisonous pets: 10/10 chance of surviving.

[@ezrakornfeld8436]

Even if you did have poisonous pets you would have a 9/10 because you have to ingest poison and you wouldn’t eat your pets. You meant venomous. Even without venomous pets, it’s still 9/10.

[@xenmaifirebringer552]

​@@ezrakornfeld8436 Even without pets, we all have a 0/10 survival chance in the end... And that will do as today's existential dread dose, thanks!

[@tastyt8766]

Venomous* sorry

[@AineEithne]

Oh Erwin...mom deadly like the black mamba... so ya you're mostly right, but some people keep stupid things like gators and chimps for pets. 😂

[@slipspacesurvivalist9416]

Suddenly, prions start unfolding! lol

[@lballzdurocher]

"Medically insignificant" is gonna be my new go to shade throwing phrase

[@bland9876]

Can I tell someone your punches are medically insignificant.

[@carlosverdugo9684]

​@@bland9876😂😂😂

[@conatser]

Glad I'm not the only one that thought this.

[@Perspectivemapper]

5% chance of death is NOT "insignificant".

[@graemeorr5884]

Basically you’re playing Russian roulette every time you handle one of your gorgeous pets

[@sagotas3938]

“I really need to write a will” lol

[@kentl7228]

But afterwards, he left a will. )

[@ericolens3]

to my jerk son, who wanted my money i didnt forget you. i leave you, my beloved son, oh such a cherished endowment, fit for person such as yourself. well enough dilly dally. John Johnson, my namesake as well mine own father. youve been a honor to our family name so i bequeth to you the family estate of snakes and a parcel of land to raise them, its the land the zoo has been fighting for. you know the one WITHIN their borders yet not owned by them. ah yes your great grandfather and all of the men of our lineage must maintain that land to send a royal fck u for the goverment and the Williams buying us out and slowly each year. yet you had to marry a williams. i dont care if shes not from the same williams that screwed us over. we never marry date or even lay with a williams. i always held out hope for you but since youre reading this that means you havent come to yoursense. i guess my back up plan and illegitimate son will have to be mine heir. those plans are already in motion. anyways, Im long dead so good luck my boy with the williams girl.

[@eshmikity]

No do a trust. Screw probate

[@tamsolo1584]

Me noticing you gotta "Steve" and an "Irwin"... and I just know, he's smiling in heaven, knowing he reached the hearts of so many of us, and now he's got so many people carrying out his legacy. I consider his family as the presidential family of all animals.❤

[@LOLdongs510]

Nerd

[@NPC-nn4qe]

@@LOLdongs510 Judging by your username, you're either 9 years old or have the mental capacity of one.

[@qweds3127]

Ok

[@shadowslime3640]

​@@LOLdongs510you people are pointless

[@kf1559]

Great Spot. 👍😄

[@sharifrancis9826]

It seems Shelby is trying to assert dominance with that pose.

[@heeheejackson]

the king cobra seems like a chill guy

[@tediekgb]

The inland taipan “you’re kinda screwed” 😂

[@JohnBeck-pb9xl]

Their venom is no joke. Shit turns your blood into jelly

[@martyadams9082]

That was hilarious.

[@silenttitan416]

Yea but no one but steve irwin has the balls to handle them. Dude let a wild one kiss him. Eastern brown and inland taipan are far more venemous thay any snake in this vid. Without anti venom, 100% chance of death, within an hr. Even with anti venom, some eastern brown can still kill you as for some reason their venom has become MORE potent in the last few decades. I know of a dude who got bit, got anti venom and still died in like 45 mins. Unfortunately they crossbreed and evolve 😂 props the fault of the cane toad

[@JohnBeck-pb9xl]

@@silenttitan416 yeah you have a good point. In nature it's basically an ongoing biological war against an aggressive invasive species.

[@baabaabaa-yp2jh]

​@@silenttitan416This bloke got hit by a Taipan in the 50s... big came cutter. Drove himself 130ks to hospital, he rekns it was like being paro... He lived (cos he's 6ft 5) but loss of taste & smell wd be fukt.

[@mandywathen7847]

They're all beautiful but that blue insularis is probably the most beautiful snake I've ever seen!!

[@vikinggaming1037]

I said the same thing, first time I've ever seen one. Absolutely stunning.

[@IAmVerrza]

came her to say this, that shade of blue is amazing

[@Perspectivemapper]

The color is amazing, granted. The snake itself is nothing special, I feel.

[@josee-annejoly6896]

That blue snake is absolutely gorgeous!! Blue is such a rare color in the animal kingdom!

[@Aliandrin]

It was my previous understanding that no animals were actually blue. The blue of birds and butterflies and such, is actually iridescence and not pigment.

[@shnibby12]

​@Aliandrin well you must've misunderstood

[@AgentTex13]

@@Aliandrin Yeah, I'm pretty sure blue pigment is VERY recent out in the wild and started with a plant.

[@bubblingbubztheklown5902]

​@@Aliandrinthat was understanding as well but then there are frogs and lizards. I think it's just about being able to make dyes and idk how we'd turn a snake into paint 😅

[@impossible_planet]

@@shnibby12”The only exception in nature is the obrina olivewing butterfly, which is the only known animal to produce a true blue pigment”

[@rhondamiller5166]

Wow! Darnell is beautiful! Cobras are so fascinating to me. They seem to have a sentient curiosity.

[@tacticaltarzan7278]

The way the King Cobra is just blankly staring is just hilarious lol

[@jackkrause4677]

😂😂 "shelby" is such a funny name

[@chessco4516]

@@jackkrause4677 Im guessing hes named after the Shelby mustangs. Honestly a kickass name. Also, the cars were named after Carroll Shelby, who was extremely important for Fords endurance racing program. He's basically the only reason it had any success at all. No clue if the snake is named after the cars or not though. Just a really great name.

[@bhuvaneshs.k638]

​@@jackkrause4677 thts indian cobra. King cobra is the last but one. Black one . We call it Kalinga Sarpa in india. They don't belong to cobra family

[@theUBERsashimi]

. _ .

[@ItBeThatWaySometimes]

That’s Most Definitely What’s Up

[@TulkasMight]

The boomslang is plotting something bro.

[@J_Star_34]

The Taipan looks so non-threatening too

[@predatorking3131]

@@J_Star_34 a saying in Aus is, taipans will never start a fight, but they will finish one.

[@lunaskisses]

which one is the boomslang?! he doesn't say??

[@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus]

@@lunaskisses green one at the start is the boom slang and a nonstop threat to us all

[@CurliFox]

@@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvusThank you! He doesn't label it in the beginning.

[@kitcat-xn1mn]

Shelby was the most zoned out I've ever seen a snake

[@MarkHend]

She just waiting

[@colet8940]

“What” “What I do” lol

[@ravennalovecraft421]

Shelby is wondering why she's getting exposed, she just woke up💀 Darnell on the other hand..🤣

[@stanleybochenek1862]

She’s like ._.

[@gerardamoia6997]

Shelby staring at you like “i WISH a mf’er would.” 😂

[@amandarae5337]

King Cobra was like “Huh? Who? Me?”

[@EternalCelestialChambers]

"I am too cute to be medically significant" - King Cobra (one of the most medically significant)

[@BarFleyes02]

Shelby’s got that “main character” energy, just sitting there staring from the shadows 😂

[@thegreatgoldfilms6311]

Shelby's a Disney villain (like, 90's Disney villain)

[@Spartan135]

Anime edgelords prefer to sitting in the darkest corner to brooding about their own inner turmoil and darkness. 😆

[@craigconcrete5936]

@@thegreatgoldfilms6311 a Shelby Cobra is a Car!

[@aeden8008]

The gaboon viper suddenly noticing you recording is strangely adorable. Your snakes are all beautiful, even if some of them are "medically insignificant" lol.

[@realzionygo]

Gaboon viper had that look like a bored, sad dog laying down as it looks up at you.

[@KareFreee]

Last 2 he didn’t even feel the need to explain💀

[@Mississippi_Jack]

What if you are attacked by Lil' Man? What are the odds?

[@ExoticPetsCrazy]

We all know it lil man attacks u, he will not only steal your wife but also make u wish u were dead

[@schmid1.079]

Physical damage: 10/10 Emotional damage: 0/10

[@CockroachAtTheKrustyKrab]

Lil' Man will put you in a casket within 5 minutes and its a guaranteed death no antivenom available. Give him some meal worms and he'll let you live tho 😂

[@LuminousSteel]

100% chance of death in 5 minutes or less... and there isn't an antivenom. and you'll be a historical figure for dying to the least aggressive death noodle in the world.

[@PaceYourself]

I was waiting for the Lil man.

[@seamusmcmasters114]

Steve is calculating with that stare 😂

[@deltasaves]

He’s showing he’s about that life

[@OTW18]

King Cobra looks like he hasn’t bitten in years and is always ready.

[@stanleybochenek1862]

King Cobra is literally ._.

[@SanFranCelano]

BRO! That blue one is seriously stunning most beautiful snake I’ve ever seen

[@VIP-ry6vv]

I hate how cute steve and darnell are because it just makes me want to hug them. Also i love how your boomslang starts every day by choosing violence.

[@mystronnagrom9881]

Go hi-five that boomslang

[@LiberPater777]

Coffee and violence. Breakfast of champions.

[@weirdalmjelvis.ect2000]

Fun fact! abino king cobras are more aggressive because they have very bad vision, so they are more likely to strike alot for there safety.

[@Kolek-sun-eater]

Their*

[@vrmlyonos1565]

Albino*`

[@L6901Malice]

white*

[@dave9219]

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[@michaelhurd3270]

Lol

[@kayanna418]

Bro why is “Shelby the King Kobra here” actually super cute 🤣🤣🤣

[@y0ungerquackity]

Shelby fr js starin

[@accidentalmadness1708]

She has a non threatening fish face

[@nug_nug551]

Not a thought between those eyes

[@K1ngBr00t4l]

That kobra is plotting the way it’s staring into that man’s soul

[@Kairyssa_Omnipotent_000]

I think you mean "Shelby the Queen Cobra".

[@Da1Krysez]

I always thought, "The more colorful, the more venomous" thank you for schooling me

[@thehunter7422]

That Blue Insularis is freaking beautiful. Never heard of it before but definitely probably one of the the most gorgeous snakes I've seen before

[@rikstar.]

Mines the snake from jungle book

[@maddogfox9390]

never mess with an inland taipan, he knows the drill

[@oblivionfrost4970]

I had two inland taipans mating beneath my house last week

[@dr.menyac6499]

Ye, if you don’t get anti venom in 30 min then your muscles will decompose while your alive

[@colecampbell1906]

The good, and slightly ironic thing about it, is that they're extremely reluctant to bite people so although your odds of surviving are low, your odds of never being bitten in the first place are pretty solid.

[@rebeccasatterley1542]

He looks so innocent

[@The_jesters_house]

Yeah taipan venom is like human kryptonite

[@matthewsawczyn6592]

“One of the most medically insignificant species of vipers on the planet” - you didn’t have to roast him like that 😩😭

[@DMRVR]

Darnell is freaking adorable

[@gundamnit3594]

I love how the boomslang looks pissed 24/7.

[@NoName-j4r5n]

Which ones boomslang?

[@Jbreeziee]

“Or if you’re Australian… 11/10!”

[@herbertwatson5662]

Average Aussie backyard is more venomous 😅

[@phobos1963]

@@herbertwatson5662"what ya doin in my living room mate, get the fo out before i kick yo ass"

[@rafiashraf2769]

Lower rating is worse

[@graog123]

Memes aside none of us fuck with Taipans they are the most dangerous animal on the continent

[@NoName-j4r5n]

I had a brown snake if my backyard just yesterday Lol

[@juandp3862]

Your king cobra is having an existential crisis man.

[@FujoshiBtsh]

Exactly what I thought 😂😂

[@mercurylincoln755]

Salvia

[@FarmerDrew]

Nah he's at work thinking "Did I leave the stove on at home"

[@yourmom6472]

I’d be like that if i realized i was dangerous

[@difforno]

That blue snake is the most majestic creature I’ve seen

[@axuwu6939]

I love the “this could murder me in an instant” paired with the goofiest, dopiest little faces with zero thoughts behind their round eyes

[@BuiltAdifferentbreed]

I think animals somewhat have thoughts but its more like they have predetermined instincts already in their brains that they rely on along with whatever survival tactics that species is able to use, most animals lack the ability of an intelligent thinking capacity though and thats why animals are categorized as things without conscience but i think they have a small bit of consciousness to a degree that could be unlocked through science, hell the octupus is one of the most intelligent creature's on this planet so much so, many people think they are aliens that came on asteroids, when the asteroids hit the dinosaurs along with mushroom spores, i think there is a lot we dont know yet and were not even close to knowing everything.

[@kokujin5446]

Hahaha so true😂

[@fairy_queen85]

Darnell was especially adorable! 🤍

[@whydoyoucaresomuchdude]

The green snake at the beginning legit has the face of my nightmares 😂

[@knowplay3258]

That would be a Boomslang...a highly venomous, super fast African tree snake(it's name actually means Tree Snake in Afrikaans) that waits in trees for prey to innocently walk under the tree...then it drops on them. The Boomslang is the epitome of a breathing war crime that aggressively hates anything and everything!! I'll add as a PSA: Never pick fruit from trees in South Africa...

[@munge5356]

I think that's a boomslang

[@RT42069]

Look up what happens if it bites you, if you want those nightmares to get worse

[@vipireon864]

What was it???? Looks like it’s and old bald man ghoul trapped in a snakes body

[@peggyrodriguez5406]

@@munge5356To me, it looks like it may be a black mamba. You can see inside its mouth.

[@GingeRenee]

That blue insularis is so beautiful. That color is just so stunning.

[@PhantomGardener]

Coolest looking snake I have ever seen

[@tylersoto7465]

Very true the beautiful blue skin had a great design to it. It would make for some nice leather belts of hats lol

[@JustinTK416]

I could have a blue snake with relatively survivable venom… I’m not much of a reptile person, but like _hypothetically_ that’d be really cool.

[@terrybushjr6742]

I have never heard of or seen this snake before. It looks like a blue dragon from D&D in snake form. That scale pattern looks fantastic. It's the prettiest snake I've ever seen.

[@Khate999]

That Blue Insularis. ❤ Gorgeous.

[@MsNoPixel]

I’m NOT a snake person, they freak me out but by god was the blue one freaking gorgeous!!

[@kmore2766]

same! I gotta look it up- "Blue Insularis"

[@IucidDreaming]

I like how all the deadly ones had cute little faces and the cool ones were the most survivable

[@MarcoRodriguez-ci3pg]

That blue insularis is straight up beautiful.

[@hadeskingoftheunderworld7010]

I wasn't expecting such vibrance lol. Snakes freak me the hell out, but holy fuck that's a pretty animal

[@389voynich]

YEAH MAN, NEVER SEEN A BLUE SNAKE B4. TOTALLY AGREE, GORGEOUS. BUT WHAT HAPPENED WITH LAST SNAKE, WHAT ARE THE CHANCES??

[@jeroennickman]

@@389voynichlowest of them all, that’s the most venomous snake species in the world.

[@389voynich]

@@jeroennickman THANKS BRO

[@laurainathunderstorm]

​@@389voynich 1/10, the (very rare) survival from one of those comes with permanent sequels and amputation guaranteed.

[@austinslicton6974]

The king cobra being named "Shelby" is GOLDEN

[@hzmicide1738]

Chance of survival if you AREN’T surrounded by venomous snakes: 10/10

[@janaeandre6460]

No survival, we haven't invited immortality potions yet XD

[@stevenobrien557]

In Australia it is commonly said that if you have a venomous Red Belly in your yard to leave it there because it will eat the much more dangerous Brown snakes that come by...

[@lizzardmoto9386]

We are all surrounded by venomous snakes…

[@hzmicide1738]

@@lizzardmoto9386 But do you have a house full of them? Having a bunch of dangerous and venomous snakes in your house like that is incredibly dumb and risky. All it takes is one little accident like a few getting loose or one biting him and he might die. It’s like ASKING to put your life in danger but if he wants to take that risk then let him.

[@J-B-P]

@@lizzardmoto9386No we are not 😂 I live in Ontario, Canada and there’s only one species of venomous snake that lives here (in only one region of the whole province, too), and I have never seen one in my 30 years of life.

[@emilydawn7166]

Darnell is the cutest thing I’ve ever seen

[@Edwxrd69]

Species?

[@peteandaprilbrandy2819]

Cobra

[@bryanfeliciano595]

Last thing you'll ever see too lol

[@peterbilt-bo1vy]

Then you need to come out from that cave.

[@EXZACHTPERFORMANCE]

I used to work on the sugar cane trains in north Queensland, Australia home of the inland taipan, at times over an hour away from any medical care, they're one of them snakes that if you get bit you don't call for help, you call your loved ones and make peace.

[@SirKolass]

Damn, I'd wear gauntlets and knee long armored boots 😂

[@MissEmai0110]

More so home of the coastal taipan. The Inland lives in semiarid areas in the central east of the country

[@EXZACHTPERFORMANCE]

@@MissEmai0110 they're both in that region as it turns quite arid about 20km inland and immediately as you head south. The coastal is absolutely the one to be concerned about though. Notably more venomous.

[@MissEmai0110]

@@EXZACHTPERFORMANCE The inland taipan inhabits the black soil plains in the region where Queensland, South Australia and the Northern Territory borders converge.. You best get in contact with the experts and let them know they are moving east toward the coast, then. You will also find that the Coastal isn't at all more venomous - the Inland Taipan is 4 times more toxic than the coastal - they just don't have as much of a venom yield and are more likely to not bite.

[@demetriuscarrillo1332]

YOOOOO! That blue one was amazing!

[@jinx724]

Shelbys like "come at me bro" while also saying "wait what? I'm chill"

[@tonyp1653]

Beautiful snakes. That being said, I do have a rule that I try and follow. Never have pets that can kill you.

[@SH-gr1bc]

I second that.

[@Xloudy684]

100%, idc how beautiful those mfs are, I can adore them from the screen of my phone lol

[@L6901Malice]

youd be surprised how much damage a dog can do really. my dog missed a treat one time when he was sick and just barely nicked me. Took months to heal with nerve damage.

[@SH-gr1bc]

@@L6901Malice at least dogs aren't venomous...can you imagine??

[@KyairEnnis547]

​@@SH-gr1bcDogs with a venomous bite? Nobody would want Dogs as pets anymore!

[@robgrant9348]

That blue insularis is by far one of the most beautiful creatures I’ve ever seen.

[@supersonico9364]

The blue one looks beautiful!

[@Dragon_Cheese1945]

Shelby was like: “yo what up fool”

[@Killa_Suerte]

I imagined her talking like Shelby the Worm from Adventure Time.

[@conspiracypanda1200]

After so many videos of the cobras and the boomslang, I did NOT know you had an inland taipan. I'm Australian and I am now intimidated by you. That's the snake I've been taught to leave alone the most... The owner of the deadliest venom in the world...

[@rumplestillskin6157]

Sea snake enters the chat

[@MrCatrig77]

The brown snake of Australia

[@adonis8289]

Wtf, how did he get the Taipan out of Australia? Why would you want the deadliest snake in the world.

[@stevenobrien557]

Not a single recorded death... Almost all bites the result of handling/attempted capture.

[@itiswhatitis7614]

@@stevenobrien557 only since anti-venom. Still, I don't think I want to take may chances with that one or the Coastal.

[@EL-ISS]

That is honestly one of the most beautiful shades of blue I've ever had the pleasure of laying my eyes on. It's near the same shade as Sacred Blue (I forget the proper name, but the blue of Mary's cowl in paintings of her).

[@NoriMori1992]

Ultramarine. Edit: Specifically, Marian blue.

[@budisutanto5987]

plot twist: he's planning to use the blue skin for his blue Omega Seamaster wristband.

[@ricksundberg5659]

@@budisutanto5987 Would be absolutely badass.

[@ricksundberg5659]

Azure Blue is the color I believe.

[@raisedfromperdition2x919]

Sacre Blue it’s called iirc

[@otaku-bd4zs]

That blue one is fkn gorgeous

[@Onlybhstrpes]

I died when he said that the taipan was a, "You're screwed," survival-chance.😂

[@itssazzalol98]

Coming from the country they’re from (Aus) you run when you see those bad bois

[@JosephCowen-fz8vj]

No body has survived a decent Australian Tipan bite .

[@82dorrin]

"I choose violence!" -Boomslang

[@dylanjwagner]

Darnell is only slightly lower than Boom on the “will commit war crimes” scale. Steve is a marshmallow

[@will-nk9ee]

the lil faces of the ones 'stood up' are so cute

[@RavenGTR79]

That smirk on the boomslang says "I've already planned your murder...it's a matter of when"💀

[@Kakarot64.]

"I already have the death note as soon as I figure out how to write your name in it without hands you're done"

[@c4ndyyy_]

the blue snake is so incredibly gorgeous

[@AuGrrr]

That boomsling is the only snake i have seen that expresses genuine hate and distain for humans.

[@lightingthief4482]

They're easily one of the top 3 most aggressive snakes out there. They legit attack people from trees

[@David-zd3hd]

That blue insularis is acually the most majestic and beautiful snake i have seen in my entire life omg im about to cry