My Thoughts On What If: Agatha Went To Hollywood

[@BJackson-kg5dr]

She used a ritual to enhance her absorption power normally she can only absorb powers if she’s attacked that’s why she needed the ritual

[@shadowsnake5133]

Which i guess is based on some sort of attention or high emotions?

[@BJackson-kg5dr]

Potential yes I would need to look into her ritual to see for sure

[@IamMeHere2See]

That’s what I picked up on: the energies from the actions of individuals performing the ritual combined with the energies of people witnessing it. However, I feel that would only work on live tv, not a prerecorded movie.

[@tonypeppermint5329]

Ohhh

[@devam8192]

Shoutout to all the background dancers for being able to dodge that Laser beam from Agatha at light speed😂

[@BJackson-kg5dr]

Laser vision isn’t at light speed

[@orpheemulemo8053]

​@BJackson-kg5drThe layers move at light speed

[@friendo746]

@BJackson-kg5drit is

[@RandomShenanigians2]

​@BJackson-kg5dr It LITERALLY called Laser vision. But it could just be plasma

[@nykaimcneil6082]

⁠@BJackson-kg5drwhy not it a laser

[@zealouspg5079]

If you watch she points out she applies runes to sets herself. The movies are just an excuse to get funding from Howard to build more sets that she can make rune circles out of. That's probably why she's able to drain it without an attack

[@The_Weird_One1]

Oh so it's like what the Architect did in The Ghostbusters Videogame? Using projects to do rituals

[@Kraken2099]

She also used the movie to lure out kingo

[@uncle_pepe14]

She needed to use the ritual to absorb Tiamat which is already different from how she absorbs magic normally (getting hit and absorbing magic)

[@NoHandle44]

I'm your 400th comment. Enjoy.😊

[@User_1-r6t]

I forgot Godzilla titans are named after actual gods or whatever

[@weirdguy1495]

Agatha still wanting to be an actress after all of that is the most in-character thing she does here.

[@aspiringjoker2883]

The rage in "YOU DID ALL THIS JUST TO STILL BE AN ACTRESS??!!" 😂

[@Stax2High]

Had to pour own that forced marvel hate.

[@aspiringjoker2883]

@Stax2High ya know... sometimes it's not forced. Sometimes, that shit is flowing freely

[@Stax2High]

@aspiringjoker2883 & sometimes its just a trend people dont even realized theyre caught up in. Most of these types of people are unpleasable & half of their criticisms apply to phases 1-3 which they hold in high reguard & the others if applied as they wish are subject to other criticisms they themselves have levied. I've seen way too much irrwtional hate from channels clearly dedicated to this stuff. Sound reasonable criticism is fine. But like i said u can tell the difference.

[@verdurite]

​@@Stax2High speaking facts

[@Stax2High]

@@verdurite ty

[@silverhawk8699]

Kingo's side was SMOKING Agatha's during that dance off ngl🔥🔥🔥 Also good luck to them having to fight 3 Celestials later😅

[@bluesnake4626]

I mean Agatha already has the power of 2. It’s possible

[@nagolloop935]

Agatha and Kingo just becoming movie stars after all that is honestly glorious

[@bluesnake4626]

Ya he’s complaining here, but it was honestly great

[@bizarroguy6570]

Let’s face it, Kingo is the only reason to watch The Eternals film. Kinda get why people want to cast Kumail as Booster Gold. Dude, was entertaining.

[@gallohalt]

was kinda funny how in the eternals he does the classic trope of "this isnt my fight, leave me out of this" which usually end in the person having a change of heart and helping out when they are really needed but kingo just stays out of the fight for real and just turns up afterwards, im surprised the others wernt more pissed at him for not helping

[@bizarroguy6570]

@ I mean they were also quick to forgive Sprite (which by the way her motive actually made no sense when you stop and think about it) and Druig for legit making compound where he brainwashed people.

[@nasty2168]

People want him as Booster gold? Are they aware of what Booster gold looks like?

[@rhyssuy8361]

​@@nasty2168yeah booster gold looks like the most stereotipical full of himself blonde white guy you could think of i don't think of an indian guy when i think of booster gold

[@weirdguy1495]

I wouldn't say the only reason. Makkari is very cool even though they're very much not interested in her as a character.

[@justindixon1586]

The absorption was more the ritual then her power she even talked about all the work it took hand making runes cause she couldn’t do her usual let them shoot first plan

[@UncreativeHandle48]

This one was actually low-key interesting though, and that celestial Agatha design was divine!

[@Rais-Codex]

My god the "What if we have no more ideas" memes are REAL

[@dylansharp8471]

What?

[@bluesnake4626]

Nah this episode was fire

[@mistymarch2796]

​@@bluesnake4626Yh but the ending was wack

[@Stax2High]

What if people just decided to hate on anything we do? What if people nitpicked everything as hard as this? What if most people just co-sign opinions instead of developing their own?

[@TheInspire96]

it's Disney they havent had an original idea in their entire history. they buy ips and resell em. why are you surprised? don't like it don't watch it.

[@zaneatlas7141]

Like little kuriboh from ygo Abridge said, "Don't analyze the plot. It will drive you insane."

[@bigred212]

That episode was crazy

[@FNLP-qb4jp]

yeah.. crazy ass

[@mishad6139]

@@FNLP-qb4jpfr

[@ML1399TheyStoleMyName]

Remember when Kingo just left right before the third act of Eternals? Like, it seemed like they were setting him up to come back and turn the tide when things were at their worst, but he actually genuinely just fucked off for the rest of the movie?

[@gameinsane4718]

He chose not to choose a side and stood by his decision

[@ML1399TheyStoleMyName]

@gameinsane4718 Its just a weird choice from a script writing perspective

[@chasinslade-davis9543]

The power scaling in this series is crazy, they got me thinking I could dog thanos

[@drow_Lilith9940]

that beacuse power scaling is bullshit and force that over chars ruins projects

[@dylansharp8471]

@@drow_Lilith9940 What?

[@mr_prayingmantisawesome3490]

Did you try to? Maybe you can beat him

[@drow_Lilith9940]

@@mr_prayingmantisawesome3490 i mean Thanos was a little bitch willing to let everyone but hiimself die sooo yes i can throw hands with him

[@pepito2847]

This was a surprisingly good episode Agatha and Kingo had a fun dynamic I loved how one step ahead Agatha was of him in terms of power and cunning But I also loved how Kingo brought out the good in her in the end

[@73NSH1]

Low standards mf.

[@amyadams9970]

The ending made me laugh because...I get it, why be a God when you can be an actress

[@dylansharp8471]

The ending of this episode or this video?

[@rprfl4mezyt964]

Now hold on agatha all along is peak

[@bluesnake4626]

It really is so good.

[@richardmiller7705]

This season is really on some stuff

[@terrellthaddies7867]

Eh. It's typical what if

[@DB_08-u2b]

What if is such a wasted concept to me at least

[@DrJareld]

Imo What If is the worst Marvel show ever made

[@Boltofbrilliance122]

​@@DB_08-u2bdo we have a episode dedicated to the fanatic 4

[@Boltofbrilliance122]

@@DrJareld I wouldn't call it the worst just the most disappointing

[@sympa_is_misanthropic]

Valid crashout in the end 😂😂😂

[@dylansharp8471]

Valid?

[@avataruzumaki7900]

Also, when you think about it, this is like this episode’s way of telling you to watch the Eternals movie in to understand what/who the characters are. Agatha really pulled a Perfect Cell on Kingo, Tiamut and Arishem saying “Okay give me that stupid energy!” 😂

[@thegooseking818]

Cool concept of basically what if Agatha knew of the celestial Horrendous execution

[@dannyboy14370]

I liked the eternals movie, just kind of wish they extended the story more. The fact that they gave the Indian eternal more show time makes me happy, since he didn't help in the final fight

[@TTastic-pb5nt]

@dannyboy14370 the mcu turned the eternals into a bunch of clowns to me. Like they can barely save anyone, let alone themselves.

[@dannyboy14370]

@TTastic-pb5nt isn't that their whole thing, though. They've lived through thousands of years trying to watch over life while watching it find new ways to massacre other life. By the time Thanos got there, I would just assume he's the same as WWII. If it doesn't destroy the earth, it wouldn't be my problem, at that point.

[@TTastic-pb5nt]

@dannyboy14370 if that's true, then. What was the point of even giving them a film? Plus, their plot doesn't even go nowhere.

[@dannyboy14370]

@TTastic-pb5nt show them off. Their efforts and what type of danger it takes for them to actually act. Same reason you have the solo avenger movies with world ending threats,while the other avengers are on vacation or just not existing.

[@TTastic-pb5nt]

@dannyboy14370 gonna be honest i don't understand your reasoning.

[@user-Era-hgd]

Eternals: we refuse to get involved in human conflicts Humans:conflicts you caused, why Eternals: i refuse to elaborate

[@dannys_wrld]

The only episode I've really enjoyed is Bucky and red guardian's episode red guardian and Bucky worked way to well imo

[@jeanthemachine007]

They just making up anything atp 😭

[@bigred212]

At least this one was entertaining the hulk episode was just dumb 💀

[@ej8476]

Have you seen how people fight over every marvel movie? With all the nonsense going on, I personally understand why their just not caring because no one will care if they truly try anymore. It’s sad, really

[@Lorna-h2x]

​@@bigred212exactly

[@HK47_115]

Bro, I'm surprised anybody likes this what if so. I mean it's not the worst in the world don't get me wrong. And even within the season, these episodes are nowhere near as bad compared to that zombie episode. In my eyes that will always be hands down the worst episode of the entire show. But the more I watch this show, the more I wish it was like Star wars visions. I feel like it's a better what if story series then the actual what if story series.

[@dylansharp8471]

@@ej8476 The hell are you talking about?

[@JcBravo8]

This WI feels like the writers were in the dark about Agatha's series when they wrote this.

[@dylansharp8471]

How so?

[@salinaleonard6479]

I haven’t heard of the eternals until I saw this video

[@TTastic-pb5nt]

They had a movie. But frankly it was a mess.

[@bizarroguy6570]

You ain’t missing much.

[@gtdc4685]

Good

[@Veryunderratedyter]

Bruh what if is doing anything BUT actual what if questions.

[@nicholasmartin534]

Literally no one asked this question. Why did they even make this episode?

[@gtdc4685]

What if the episodes had interesting concepts

[@themaninthestars891]

​@@nicholasmartin534 strong woman

[@tdpuuhailee8222]

​@@nicholasmartin534 My ques. Just to get yet another girlboss with a power of a god.

[@kilerog]

@@nicholasmartin534 Because they wanted to shill these two properties and needed a reason to make the audience pay attention to them.

[@yahi06]

Agatha found the celestial power in this reality she never own or found the darkhold.

[@goats4life323]

The episode where the woman lays an egg 💀 what are we doing guys!?

[@Popcultureguy3000]

OMG!! They really went where only Bill Mantlo went with Beverly Switzler and Howard in that terrible Howard the Duck Magazine by having Darcy have Howard’s chick!🐣

[@MLGHazrad]

Agatha wants to be a star in terms of Hollywood and in a cosmic sense.

[@cramusayshi]

It's dumb but it is fun.

[@ed_Skynight]

To be fair, it’s probably fun as hell to be an actress. And honestly I’d rather a powerful witch be an actress as opposed to I don’t know…taking over the planet and enslaving mankind?

[@DoodleHobbo3]

Basically Agatha is the most Bollywood thing ever.

[@Dead-fire]

We were robbed so badly after that ending in The first Eternals now we might never see that continue

[@Zygomatic_Bolt]

Was hoping we'd get Eternals 2 with Galactus. Not sure if it would work though 🤷‍♂️

[@demongodking6681]

Let's be honest the only good thing about the eternals was the speedster because that's how you make a speedster look good not like DC with the flash that's the only good thing about it

[@Dead-fire]

@Zygomatic_Bolt Yeah me too

[@Dead-fire]

@@demongodking6681 Sadly the fandom didn’t pay attention to that

[@dylansharp8471]

@Dead-fire Pay attention to what?

[@colerulz13]

Since it's gonna be the last season of what if... I don't mind them going balls to the wall wild with their scenarios

[@austinmccormick8952]

I love how insane Howard is in this

[@Anon-NG]

I was rolling my eyes for the second time watching this play out.. first the captain ending for last season and now this…

[@dragonspadeex]

Disney-Marvel: "want to see me ruin an entire franchise?" "want to see me do it again?"

[@speedflashanimations221]

Hey screw your what if is good

[@superblue-Bc6re]

Love the shout at the end .

[@Kizunoto]

The red guardian and Bucky episode is by far the best episode of the season

[@jjrobs2663]

I'm just loving classic breaking down over the eternal being literally useless

[@dylansharp8471]

Useless?

[@kingMadnus]

You guys have a lot of free time if you’re still trying to watch what if at this point because literally every single one of these what if scenarios are scenarios, no one asked for

[@dylansharp8471]

There's plenty of things people didn't ask for yet end up liking tho.

[@slimeburger7644]

I was half expecting her to just pull a fast one and say, nah fuck that I'm good now, cause she earned that, why did she just give it up

[@KoroPharoah42]

I wished they did actual what if like what if the other half got snapped in infinity war, what if Tony’s team won in civil war, what if spider man took Ironman deal in homecoming, and what if Loki never let go his dad’s staff at the end of the first thor.

[@somerandomgamer9065]

My only real issue with What If? Is the fact that they never end anything on a negative note. The only stories with “bad endings” were in season one Also I loved Howard and Jarvis jn this episode they were hilarious

[@drow_Lilith9940]

i am good with that, beacuse F*** shit ending

[@Popcultureguy3000]

@@drow_Lilith9940Look, I _get_ the reasoning of overloading the tv series with bad endings so as not to alienate audiences they way comic reading fans came were alienated by all the bad endings in the second run of What If issues (from 1989-1998), but by making most of the endings happy it feels less balanced than either two volumes of the What If comics series now. But in the opposite direction of the mostly overly grim second volume.

[@user-x7dc2pq7n]

@@drow_Lilith9940 who said anything about a shit ending?😂

[@drow_Lilith9940]

@@Popcultureguy3000 i get that, it myself just hate sad / upseting endings so less of them we get the happy i am [ but i know that perosnal thing ]

[@drow_Lilith9940]

@@user-x7dc2pq7n for me pointlessly downer ending are always shit [ but i get that not case for everyone

[@yamibakura8597]

What If writers don't give a damn about consistency, if they want to do something, they'll do it. Any previous lore that says such a thing is impossible can get bent as far as they care.

[@Nuclearhero_e]

Agatha won that fight with Arishem via sheer PLOT! Ain't no way a Universal level being who has billions of years of experience not counting when he was outside the universe, prob in the Multiverse. Being one of the strongest Celestials, to lose to Agatha who swallowed a nearly developed celestial who should be far weaker than Arshiem yet she somehow overpowers him?

[@ShinigamiSparda]

Dude, that rage at the end in his tone

[@Mossy_Laboratory]

I thought I wouldnt like this episode because I've never watched the eternals, I did watch Agatha and I liked that though, but I really liked it just as a fun one off. I thought the dancing was fun and Kingo made me kinda wanna watch the movie. The Titan Agatha? was such a good design too, she looked pretty. Kinda also upset she went back to Hollywood though? But also makes sense? Idk.

[@LordePhantom]

Even in comics their jobs are no longer needed given humanity can defend themselves from the Deviants, I mean look at the mutants

[@colvamoon6962]

In defense of Agatha, even when you get god like power, sometimes you just want simpler things. Take Mulan. Saved China, could've been anything she wanted, and still chose to go back home.

[@kevinmoore4355]

I'm gonna be real, here I want this show to be so good and I do like the animation, so I'm just gonna enjoy whatever I get and hope that I get one are 2 really good ones😅

[@robkemp598]

For me most What if's are just a bit of fun and not to be taken too seriously.

[@TheAlchemistOfMythos]

Kingo seems to be based off of a Bollywood dance that's been making the rounds,

[@FIRE_BOMB1]

The Slayer v. Goku

[@PranavPrasad-n2g]

Can we get your thoughts on the first 2 episodes of solo leveling season 2 please

[@Phantommotions]

Bro that Mysterio episode pissed me off today like some of it was good but the rest was just

[@gtdc4685]

MID

[@TheDeadlyBlueWolf]

Opinions I guess. Thought it was good. What pissed ya off?

[@Lorna-h2x]

Bro Explain In detail mofos be calling stuff crap and never explain in detail why. But Tbf I haven't seen that episode yet myself.

[@Phantommotions]

@@TheDeadlyBlueWolf just the lack of spider man and the overall thing about oh is she gonna die like in every other time line like we know she’s not gonna die so don’t bait us like we’re toddlers with dangling keys just show her wining I can see how you could like it and I’m glad for you but I wish there was more Jake Gyllenhaal was cool tho

[@drow_Lilith9940]

@Phantommotions but she was going to die, the only reason she didnt is the watcher acted which he was not ment to, i am on watcher side if i watch same event end like shit 20000 time having one good ending i am for

[@hulkboykaden1352]

I want to see your thoughts on shaggy man

[@gameboyqa6482]

What if has to be the biggest example of a waste of a good concept. But some how they fucked it up

[@dylansharp8471]

How exactly?

[@matthewlawrence4899]

Saying The Eternals ain't shit because Agatha beat them is wild, she has one of the most broken defences in the whole MCU 😂😂

[@FrostTheHobidon]

The MCU Characters are forever going to weaker then the Comic Counterparts.

[@dylansharp8471]

Forever?

[@Aaron-po4jc]

Marvel never fails to come up with the dumbest ideas for what if

[@dylansharp8471]

What?

[@BayBlends]

All the What if seems super pushed. No pacing at all.

[@dylansharp8471]

To YOU maybe.

[@Fiskerten]

i wanted to see if anyone was gonna bring up her son cause it seemed like the writers flew passed that far as shit im not to sure on what a celestial could do but it seemed like they were gonna build up her trying to bring him back

[@hound89]

"The Eternals suck" this has always been true even in the comics people just give them a pass Cause Jack Kirby made them.

[@Red_Righteous375]

Classic when I tell you I dropped the What If series when this came out, when I tell you that the only way I could watch this episode was unless it was in someone's reaction, I AM NOT LYING.

[@dylansharp8471]

Why?

[@lucasthebigl]

When they announced “What if-?” I made the mistake of thinking they’d only make stuff the fans would enjoy. Marvel Zombie, Star panther and Captain Carter were great but when they do random shit like that, it makes me realize that none of the people working on this show are fans.

[@davidschulberg8584]

Agatha is one of the pettiest people on earth. Of course she'd go after divine power to get ahead in acting 😂

[@why-so-toxic_1413]

You can tell that there out of ideas in this show somehow they ran out of ideas

[@dylansharp8471]

Bullshit.

[@theoneaboveall4797]

The episodes are just getting stupider and stupider but after that crappy first episode I guess that should've been expected.

[@dylansharp8471]

The hell are you talking about?

[@steelefold9639]

I didn't even need to watch Eternals to know I would hate it the second I learned what they did with Gilgamesh I didn't need to know more.

[@Spongeboyking]

The episode was really fun to watch it had a lot of fun moments

[@DeadEyeAnge]

I miss the darker themes What If had in its first season, the show focuses more on the goofy stuff now.

[@sonohtora]

All i took from eternals was wow angelina jolie looks great as a blond

[@ayobamifadoju9947]

Day four of asking you to read /review ordeal (it's a webtoon)

[@AJ_Bridger]

W vid classicmand

[@roleplayingwithidiots7455]

What if Agatha and Bishop (mutant) had a baby.

[@duncanw5644]

Agatha All Along was pretty good, but Eternals was the start of the phrase “MCU Slop”

[@dylansharp8471]

Slop?

[@yungmarinetrey]

Bro gonna hate the one with Howard the duck 😂

[@LowPing156]

I completely forgot the eternals were a thing

[@TheMonkePrince]

God Marvel has become trash when it's purely Disney people running it.

[@dylansharp8471]

Absolutely wrong.

[@user-x7dc2pq7n]

What if this show had good writing?

[@dylansharp8471]

It does to most people.

[@TheD.O.C.7769]

Wait until he gets to the Howard The Duck episode, I thought it was pretty funny but overall a strange episode🤣

[@flawedandnotperfect]

Agatha dogging Eternals like how everyone proves they're strong by beating the shit outta Thanos

[@IamMeHere2See]

Yeah, this was baffling. Jarvis was the only saving grace of the episode, ‘though that’s an inaccurate analogy as it didn’t save it. Weirdly enough, this season does get better, but I still fear it’ll end up just being some diamonds in a pile of dogshit.

[@mkcstealth7624]

They took the Eternals and made them the Inhumans of the live action movies since the Inhumans tanked

[@zonolith5912]

The Eternals failed so hard that I haven't seen literally ANY form of media about them, past like.. their initial launch.

[@MiguelCarrillos-t6t]

Question : do you think that combat gods should get another episode

[@haroldemeremnu7146]

Hey dude I love your shorts asked chatgbt how Agatha would have taken down the eternals you will get an interesting stratage

[@juniorforbes5472]

Episode wasn't too bad still, I preferred Hela's change in season 2 more.

[@AitorNicolas]

Hey man I want to ask did you reed absolute batman because it's good good

[@NoHandle44]

God damn, they really fucked up with this episode!😂 Not even what if can save Agatha. 😅

[@dylansharp8471]

The hell are you talking about?

[@andreanarileyveronica7923]

Like i said on the last one Some of these what's if scenarios are great some of these are why if

[@QuetzdoesArt]

I remember that dance anywhere

[@MindOfACouch]

Bruh i saw someone complaining about the What If? Episodes and i thought they were joking when they mentioned this 😭😭

[@ejstudios7087]

What if season 2 was a 9.8/10 but season 3 is a 4.9/10

[@BotAccountLuna]

Exhibit 69 of Classicman commits a cinemasins and doesnt watch the piece of media he watches.