My Wife at a Pumpkin Patch

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About Dude Dad:
Hi! I'm Taylor Calmus, a rural South Dakota born and Colorado-based actor/comedian. I started Dude Dad© two weeks before my son Theo was born as a way to stay creative while learning to be a father. My wife Heidi and I now have 4 kids and over 500+ videos. We also have a TV show on the Magnolia Network called Super Dad. My purpose for the channel is to entertain, enlighten and inspire.
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[@cassandraclary9019]

I think this may be my favorite video of Taylor impersonating Heidi yet! He nailed EVERY mom at a pumpkin patch actually. 👏🏻

[@chloelaurensmama]

Agreed! He nailed it.

[@fotochikyo]

Seriously!

[@roxxanne3415]

You're gonna be a seedless pumpkin 😂

[@Brad_R]

I cannot wait to see the Heidi reaction video for this one😂

[@demris15]

Her reaction to "GET OVER HERE!" will be hysterical

[@m_n_a_b]

Same!!!

[@10cutecaboose]

Sameeee

[@dorothea_walland]

absolutely!! pretty please!! ❤

[@r.w.856]

I thought the exact same thing! 😂😂😂

[@JessSmith884]

I was waiting for the checkout line when you realized that all of those pumpkins you tossed in the wagon added up to cost you $200.

[@annemarielucas658]

I was thinking that too!!

[@mamallamaandthelittles]

"Put Ambers apple butter and corn stalks back!"

[@bowlnow824]

And the Heidi says you can't put a price tag on memories! Lol

[@fotochikyo]

Me too!

[@mandiwolfe6631]

"Get over here and have fun with your mother" ..... my boys heard that in the corn maze at least yearly. They're in their late 20s now and the cycle will continue on with their kidlets in the future! 😂

[@raymondsmith2040]

When "I'm getting a headache" goes from excuse to threat 😅

[@redbaby814]

We kept track of our kids in the corn maze by doing "Marco Polo", ended up getting all the people in the maze to start saying it, lol.

[@sheenatalks8529]

Can we please see "my husband at the pumpkin patch" next PLEASE 😂❤ and ofc Heidi's reaction to this one too

[@victoriaemerson-ds8du]

Yes.

[@rebekahtablante327]

It would be a series of him trying to escape and go wait in the car 😆

[@brittneyburton5365]

OMG yes!!! like totally oblivious to where the kids are, what we're doing, who's eating the corn from the corn dig box....playing on all the things like he's 5

[@jurneejay7447]

Now that you have done this, you need to do one where Heidi organizes family pictures for your Christmas cards. A WHOLE FEAT that makes mothers absolutely insane

[@rachelt727]

Freaking out over losing the kids in the corn maze is too relatable!! 😂😂

[@mariacampbell8282]

I have experienced that myself because I got lost.

[@StefanieandKameron]

"Now this one, I recognize." 😂🤏

[@MeanOlNana]

I know right 😂

[@fotochikyo]

I know! It killed me

[@calamityjenn]

"Fugglenuts" is a word I am gleefully adding to my daily vocabulary.

[@andreasharp5637]

Photos first, then fun. Totally me!!! 😂

[@WaiferThyme]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Heidi reacting to this one is going to be EPIC! Im howling at seedless pumpkin and fart cakes 😂😂😂

[@Anna-es9bs]

And fugglenuts!! And the last 10 seconds of this video😅

[@sararetka9979]

HAHAHAHA! Omg! I'm out here on my afternoon walk trying not to look like a crazy person as I'm laughing hysterically down the sidewalk!🤣🤣🤪🙃

[@elc7795]

“Get over here!” Did Heidi just turn into Scorpion from Mortal Combat? 🤣

[@VampireSexGoddess]

That's been happening for a while. Glad I'm not the only one that noticed it.

[@tamikoanderson3076]

Hahaha!!! ❤❤❤😂😂. Those pictures are the best with all the fall colors. Some of us women know a good picture, we have that vision, that is a gift Heidi.

[@adedow1333]

Bartel's farm is so much fun! I love all of the new picture pieces and the new decorations! Also the wagon backloaded to make it extra awkward was peak hilarious for the corn maze!

[@justnerdystuff]

that last comment, I almost fell on the floor laughing! Also looking forward to Heidi's reaction.

[@user-zo7qd7kx3i]

One of the top "Heidi" videos Taylor has created!! Love it!!! 😂🍁🍂🧡💛👍

[@piaz2023]

You donated your Stranger Things to the pumpkin patch! 😂

[@PrayThenBreathe1528]

I just picture Heidi walkin through the pumpkin patch behind Taylor wearing a scarf and wig screaming at invisible children while someone watches with their phone 😆 poor Heidi. But yay us! This is HILarious! Lol

[@jayaom4946]

She chose to marry a funny guy!

[@expattechnician9496]

Perfect! I think "Heidi" should have had an extra tumbler in her arm in some of those cuts 😂

[@kj7792]

Right? Or handing them out to every kid. Now you guys stay hydrated 🤪

[@abigailcarlson1292]

I love the manly rage voice because ain't it the truth

[@bcimterriblewtitles]

😂😂😂😂😂 you are literally a light of joy! ❤️

[@sft4081]

I’m sweating from my pumpkins😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 spit my coffee out @wrk….

[@katiemiller2062]

Literally just got back from the pumpkin patch last night and can’t count how many times I had to use “that voice”. Hahaha! But now I have some new words to add to my vocabulary! Fartcakes and fugglenuts! Also as a side note on interesting F words. Do you know how hard it is not to laugh and keep a straight face while telling your preschoolers “it is not ok to say fartsicles at the table.” 🤣

[@maureen5054]

You killed it with this one...again!!! Love all your videos 😍

[@juliagoolia72]

Is it just me or is it always a million degrees out at the pumpkin patch, and we’re all in our cozy scarves and jackets sweating from our pumpkins

[@belindahugheslifestyle]

I haven't done a corn maze or pumpkin patch yet, so thanks for filling me in. Awesome mom impersonation. Can't wait for the Heidi Reacts video! 🤣🤣🤣

[@mamadukes1438]

Omg i love this, taylor nailed it as heidi.... i cant wait to see her reaction to this lol... enjoy ur fall family fun

[@dawnsutherland3461]

I started laughing the moment I seen you trying to be Heidi, omg, I loved the video . And love you guys . 🎃

[@TiredMomma]

Getting the pumpkins from the back of the field, is true words from me too, that's funny!! 🤣

[@zephirinedrouhin3735]

Just the THUMBNAIL made me laugh! Loved this one, lol! The silverback gorilla yelling voice really got me, lol!

[@robinjrvs1]

Thank you so much for doing these videos... They never cease to put a smile on my face... Even if im having a really bad day!!! ❤️

[@user-qf4dn1sb2s]

Your videos are the best! Love this one. So true 😂😂 Thanks for the laughs today.

[@caitlincunningham8354]

I am dying from laughter! My hubby was trying to go to sleep but even HE was laughing some 😂

[@archangel3213]

Dude dad you were born a natural comedian!! 😂👍🥰

[@mariaowen3425]

I love watching this dude’s videos 🎉

[@overcomingthat2728]

Was not expecting there to be a burn within the last five seconds. 😂

[@amara_666]

"You are going to be a seedless pumpkin!" LMAO that alone deserves a 'like'

[@kaitlynlewis6958]

Hahaha the deep voice yelling is totally me after 5 attempts to get them to do what i want especially pictures love it!

[@cherylcarlson3315]

Wow,that farm really put a huge amount of effort into presentation!! Great respect to the farmers

[@kj7792]

The deep monster voice from mom is so accurate 😆😂🤣

[@JennyG.COW5]

The "Let's get a Photo" and "Come Here" was definitely our Family! 😆👍

[@Kreinhardtfam]

The hat and scarf!😂 Get over here and have fun with your mother!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@katrinacrouch]

Me: “We are HAVING FUN” 😡

[@charli2519]

Y'all made me laugh insanely loud in the airport 😂 Love this! Happy fall y'all 🧡

[@mateamarie4651]

This was the best fall Video I’ve seen all year!

[@kristenbrissey8437]

I can totally relate to this! Lol "Seedless pumpkin" 😂

[@debbiegum2226]

So funny 😆 “I’m getting a headache.” After he refused to take off Bronco’s shirt

[@tiffanypontierk4tsp842]

Put that sweater on I'm getting a headache 😂😂😂😂😂

[@gstolley]

So so so many truths in this one! 😂😂😂. Great job

[@cklindo4646]

"We are having fun!" 😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@Leslie-wb8cb]

Gosh, I love your drag videos! ;-)

[@lourar.2800]

Loving his pumpkin patch outfit 😍 😅 orange scarf is a must!❤

[@DudeDad]

I think we may need to find a bigger one though

[@MrsCourtneySW]

😂🎃😂@@DudeDad

[@amberrust7730]

So funny! I needed that Laugh today!

[@amandahakes2226]

“CoMeHErE!!!!” I call that my Batman voice haha

[@Therapistmind]

So classic love it thank you for the laughs 😊

[@jodiemirowski2980]

This video was the best Heidi impression yet!!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@aliciamarin5226]

That is one epic pumpkin patch! Also, can we all have a moment for when there was no such thing as a pumpkin patch? I seriously don't remember them existing beyond 15 years ago.

[@cecilyerker]

They definitely existed but they were small family operated businesses. I have several in my state. Interest in them blew up because of social media.

[@gordygohard]

The scorpion "GET OVER HERE" 🤣

[@tanishaalexander1994]

It’s the fall in the corn field and demon mom voice for me 🤣🤣😆

[@torikrasovska]

“Seedless pumpkin” 😂

[@meganellis9386]

I just freaking love you two 😂😂😂😂😂 This is EVERY mom right now… I’m that mom 😂😂😂

[@burnyizland]

A seedless pumpkin! Ohh fart cakes. Two best lines I ever heard. Love the monster mom voice, that's bang on.

[@ahveamstad2480]

Taking the kids to the pumpin patch on Thursday. Im positive that this will be me. 😂😂

[@petrinabehlow2187]

Can’t stop laughing. He is hilarious

[@e.coates8880]

This is hilarious! I want to see Heidi in husband version of this!

[@susanhoch2677]

OMG- there was an epic checklist of mom jokes to complete for this video and all the boxes were checked. Stranger things reference *Chef’s kiss*

[@marcyjames3618]

When he started singing running up that hill I fell out of my chair!😂

[@LiciaY686]

He is HILARIOUS 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@theskicker8856]

The cart pops wheelies every time Taylor pulls it lol.

[@stephaniemuonio]

The stanley during the ENTIRE video is just too much 😂

[@JoJo-ri2pu]

Classic. Thank you KZbin for sending me here

[@DaxMoto360]

“Ohhhhhh fuggle nuts” 😂haha

[@stephanieferrare4506]

“I’m getting a headache, put your sweater on.” 😂😂😂

[@mandy6062]

“I’m sweating from my punkins”😂

[@rsnell9275]

On standby for Heidi's reaction! 😍🤣

[@webchyck]

A seedless pumpkin! 😂😂😂

[@michellel5940]

Fireball in cider?! Why haven't I thought of that?

[@alisonfender3015]

The ending. I died. 🤣

[@bellemoon1008]

Not the Stanley cup ensemble!! 😂 I am so seen right now and I don’t know if I like it! 😂

[@zerokelvin4490]

"you're going to be a seedless pumpkin" 😂

[@carriemay156]

so funny!! i want to see Heidi's reaction🤣

[@wayneburnett8532]

The last was the funniest! 😂😂

[@caitlynmayor6267]

I can't wait for the reaction video!😂

[@amyslowikgrossman835]

Hahaha, I could totally see Heidi doing this. 😂

[@courtneyfetterman5193]

I was so worried!! Because we haven’t taken a picture yet in the corn maze. Lol 😂

[@JustMyOpinion_1]

I’m sweating from my pumpkins 😂 Pumpkin spice breast milk for Kelso?

[@memorylayne78]

I laughed out loud over the Stranger Things “someone spent too much time on that thing” I wondered if you kept any of those from last year.

[@AutumnK]

The last 10 seconds! 😂

[@jasonkirschenmann8920]

Someone spent too much time on this! 😂😂 nice reaction to your creation!

[@ashleys.9927]

I’m dying…. So funny.

[@minutemen24122]

Omg this sounds like me at the pumpkin patch especially the picture part lol

[@onetuliptree]

My sister will be texting family Pumpkin Patch photos soon, haha can't wait.

[@wfroedgern]

A seedless pumpkin…I’m dying 😂😂😂

[@joannafoster3423]

Same way at the Christmas tree farm. Best ones are in the back. Lol

[@ashleyzuras8006]

I freakin LOVE you guys!!!

[@chrismellon127]

Omg!!! This one hits home!! ESP the- do this for ur mother! LOL