Oblivion crisis happens Everyone else: Panics Argonians: "WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MAH SWAMP?!"
@GunterThePenguinHatesHugs8 ай бұрын
Correction: "WHAT ARE YE _* swigs skooma *_ DOIN IN MAH SWAMP??!"
@martonmakhult34168 ай бұрын
Argonians: You picked the wrong swamp Fool!
@sholahverassa85827 ай бұрын
Get off mah swamp!
@mnk90738 ай бұрын
Mehrunes Dagon: "Tell me underlings, how is the invasion of Black Marsh commencing?" Some Dremora general sweating profusely: "The defense of Oblivion is going _reasonably_ well. My Lord." Mehrunes Dagon: "The WHAT?"
@somekindoflatindude94978 ай бұрын
Ive laughed the hardest with this one 🤣🤣
@jasperdegraaf52548 ай бұрын
Im sensing a great Hitler rant meme for this one
@1998topornik6 ай бұрын
Lmao
@Mrkabrat8 ай бұрын
Not only fighting the daedra back, but *invading their home turf* has to be a madlad move few can achieve
@leeboy268 ай бұрын
When you're a Lizard chilling in your swamp, an Oblivion Gate opens and you calmly play your Uno reverse card.
@ravager2-6368 ай бұрын
Lizard kind just vibing in the jungled marshes.. Every empire: Dibs..
@zintosion8 ай бұрын
And....None of them got the dibs. Not even the fucking demons LOL.
@hfar_in_the_sky8 ай бұрын
Argonians: And I took that personally
@sizanogreen99008 ай бұрын
But them trees called dibs first.
@redpanda33398 ай бұрын
Imagine the panic of the Dremora coming out of the gate expecting them to tremble in fear, only to be welcomed with legions of angry lizards
@Fyrebrand187 ай бұрын
Imagine the terror when Daedric captains not deployed through the gate watched the remains of their comrades scramble back through the portal followed by an army of half-mad Argonians ready to put the fear of the Hist in the godless Daedra.
@PMickeyDee2 ай бұрын
I imagine they made the *BLAHHHH* yell that the conjured dremora lords do when they're banished in Skyrim
@kiptheott8 ай бұрын
This series is an excellent thing to find during my current TES hyperfixation.
@osirisatot198 ай бұрын
Fuck yes. My favorite race since I first played the series and knew nothing about them.
@jonbaxter22548 ай бұрын
The early ES games were so deep in race lore and history, now everybody is pretty much just the same.
@alfieingrouille15288 ай бұрын
@@jonbaxter2254CAP ON THAT LAST PART
@MichaelSmith-ij2ut8 ай бұрын
"Cleaning, eh? I have something for you. Here, polish my spear." "But it is huge! It could take me all night!"
@taurinvandenbrand75748 ай бұрын
Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time...
@jonbaxter22548 ай бұрын
Need some loaves in the oven?
@pattonramming19888 ай бұрын
I wonder what Lifts-her-tail looks like
@sholahverassa85827 ай бұрын
@@pattonramming1988 From what I've learnt from this video, she well may be Lifts-His-Tail by now.
@Sarthaas8 ай бұрын
Best lore contents of KZbin for so many worlds and univers. It's insane ! 😱 The images are so cool and your voice is perfection ! 👌
@CoreyandCrew8 ай бұрын
Truly the best. His histlry channel is badass as well same exact style but covering real battles and peoples
@Jolly1231231238 ай бұрын
Thanks for doing a lore video on my favorite race :D Excellent work I learned a bunch of new cool things.
@pattonramming19888 ай бұрын
Daedra: I'll just invade this undeveloped swampland Argonians: SUPRISE COCKBAGS
@jonbaxter22548 ай бұрын
Argonians: No u.
@dekaw91388 ай бұрын
when the water starts speaking Argonian
@nugman6328 ай бұрын
@@dekaw9138 😂 their in the water 😮
@kodyw29607 ай бұрын
In the bedroom… *gasps in anticipation* Argonians fill their pillows with live centipedes *disappointed sigh*
@jontanner26908 ай бұрын
Really nice to get an informational video about farm tools. 10/10
@kubikkuratko1888 ай бұрын
Dagoth?
@or_gluzman561Peace_IL_PS8 ай бұрын
Dagoth Ur: Come Nerevar, friend or traitor, come. Come and look upon the... Oh I'm sorry I didn't realise you were an Argonian -- no no it's not a problem I had just expected a Dark Elf. No it's not because I think they're more capable or anything, it's just because you- ... no dude I don't have an issue with reptiles, some of my best slaves were Argonian. Alright that came out wrong, listen what I'm trying to say is that- what..? ...I'm sure you come from a very fine swamp, very good with a spear. ...Assuming? I'm not assuming anything that's just what you people do - the royal you, as in- look we got off on the wrong foot, together we shall speak for the law and the land and shall drive the mongrel lizards of the empire- dogs. I meant dogs. Look I'm sorry I just really expected a Dunmer. what? why? because you were a Dunmer the last eight fucking times. I don't know what Azura is playing at making you an argonian, but I assume it's a joke. no I dont think Argonians are jokes- can we just fight? this is making me very uncomfortable, is this how you honour the Sixth House and the tribe unmourned?
@brednbudder8 ай бұрын
this was hilarious. did you just write this or did chat gpt
@or_gluzman561Peace_IL_PS8 ай бұрын
@@brednbudder no it's a copypasta there is a version on youtube it's called 'Nerevar is an Argonian'
@MusMasi8 ай бұрын
I love kicking dunmer butt as an Argonian especially Dagoth Ur
@MusMasi8 ай бұрын
Pillows filled with live centipides no wonder the Dedra were terrified of them!!
@matheusrondelleite80158 ай бұрын
I would like to see an episode on Durcorach the Black Drake and his emperorship and invasion of High Rock
@theliato38098 ай бұрын
A daedra worshiping Celtic dude and his army taking over the empire was certainly an interesting move
@ShortReviewerRetroGames8 ай бұрын
Love you added the books mere glim one of my favorite characters, the kitchen battle savage, If you remember the tree in the floating island is in Skyrim, that tree with sap is actually the same tree from book
@Crimethoughtfull8 ай бұрын
In the next Elder Scrolls, I'd love to see some fierce warrior Argonians instead of the gnerally mild-mannered ones we always see--maybe a few Behemoths, too!
@mattthompson37147 ай бұрын
Play ESO! It has everything you just listed and more...
@blithefiendequality24407 ай бұрын
Agreed. They truly shine in ESO
@jamesvarela2332 ай бұрын
@@mattthompson3714except for Argonian perks sadly, they don’t work well for players as fighters.
@shawnberry7608 ай бұрын
Best video on KZbin. Even though my favorites are Breton and Bosmer, I’m looking very much forward to the rest.
@maylabrown45848 ай бұрын
Lame
@Michel4118 ай бұрын
@@maylabrown4584Ok Mayla.
@shawnberry7608 ай бұрын
@@maylabrown4584 yes you are!
@InquisitorXarius8 ай бұрын
Argonians are Awesome
@crazyolnewfie27808 ай бұрын
They are pretty cool.
@shawnberry7608 ай бұрын
You mean, Clawsome!
@jamesvarela2332 ай бұрын
They’re jawsome, wish their perks were more improved for the better in Elder Scrolls online, just mostly good for ranking which gets boring and healing sadly. Nothing for hands on combat or cool apothecary spells.
@jwb_6668 ай бұрын
I really like the canon where the Argonians are leftovers from a previous kalpa
@davidfrancisco35028 ай бұрын
That same their y applies with the redguards.
@XenoTechnian8 ай бұрын
I know you said your only doing playable races but *please* consider doing the Reachfolk as well, they've got a super fascinating culture and don't get anywhere near the love they deserve
@GunterThePenguinHatesHugs8 ай бұрын
Man there's so much lore I don't know know about now 😐 I read every single book in Oblivion and Skyrim, but this is all new to me!
@epicazeroth8 ай бұрын
The Hist are honestly terrifying, basically eldritch beings pretending to be trees
@rexavgvsta56716 ай бұрын
The best Elder Scrolls documentaries out there ❤🎉 Thank you,for your job.
@blakel58248 ай бұрын
"An organic massage chair type thing" literally how I feel when I write any paper ever lol. Actually amazing work as always, but that made me chortle
@LICENFIREFEAR6 ай бұрын
more! MORE! ELDER SCROLLS UNIVERSE AND LORE & HISTORY IS GODLIKE ! AND YOU MAKE IT MORE MAGNIFICENT WITH THESE CINEMATIC DOCUMENTARY'S🤩🤩🤩
@TheSpartanWin8 ай бұрын
I see we’re getting an extensive view of Tamriel’s farm equipment
@uberjoe-088 ай бұрын
avrage dark elf point of view
@jonbaxter22548 ай бұрын
Dunmer spotted...
@alfieingrouille15288 ай бұрын
Average dunmer simp: WHAT farm tools aren't supposed to cool😢😢😢😭😭😭😭 Average argonian enjoyer: daedra are bitches 🗿🗿🗿
@loowick40748 ай бұрын
How's morrowwind doing
@Princessdorkness7 ай бұрын
Really love your presentation style
@maddogbasil8 ай бұрын
*Cant wait for the REDGUARDS* 💯💯💯🥳🥳🥳
@MrLolguy938 ай бұрын
BOA TARDE, AMIGO
@Mindflayer9118 ай бұрын
Just discovered your chanel and love the elder scrolls lore. Hope for more soon! (Also heroes and generals brought me here - keep up the great work on both channels)
@Vernon0138 ай бұрын
Hands down the coolest race in TES.
@jonbaxter22548 ай бұрын
Cause they are cold-blooded?
@MusMasi8 ай бұрын
@@jonbaxter2254 probably because they are less dickish than the others
@bolggamer8 ай бұрын
You've mentioned Mere-Glim. Does that mean a/some video(s) about Umbriel is coming out? The Infernal City and Lord of Souls are such good books and deserve a proper video essay.
@MattFox588 ай бұрын
Finally, my favorite race!
@martin.stamatov8 ай бұрын
Great video, great series, great channel. Keep up the good work.
@nvmtt8 ай бұрын
In the Argonian marshes, the offensive goes backwards.
@Warmaker012 ай бұрын
Black Marsh is a bit like Dorne is to GRR Martin's Westeros. The Iron Throne had never conquered Dorne, but was incorporated into the Seven Kingdoms by diplomacy. Black Marsh resisted human invasions several times, but became part of Tiber Septim's empire by diplomacy.
@CptFoupoudav8 ай бұрын
The argonians have been my favorite from the second I saw them when I first played Oblivion.
@markmooney94168 ай бұрын
This is a great one!
@MatZee277 ай бұрын
Daedra trying to invade Argonian swamp : "the tree speaks lizard!"
@MrLolguy938 ай бұрын
Ah yes, the Lizard folk. Dagoth Ur said that they make excellent slaves. Dunmers approve
@pandawok3018 ай бұрын
Ah yes, scaly farm tools.
@alfieingrouille15288 ай бұрын
Least obnoxious dunmer simp
@EsperosK8 ай бұрын
Nice. Thanks for the Video!😋
@debbielungsodaitfllo8 ай бұрын
Please when can you upload your next episode of your alternate mongol invasion of europe series
@rufusshinra91248 ай бұрын
I enjoy your Elder Scrolls videos.
@ApostleOfDarkness8 ай бұрын
I had to double check the channel, I thought this vid was released by PancreasNoWork
@antonsokolov17718 ай бұрын
Western Linear concept of Time and Indian Circular Concept of Time seems to be reflected here
@Vandelberger8 ай бұрын
Definitely strange how the Argonians get raided and struggle against the Dark Elves until the Hist trees were threatened. Argonians got a massive buff from the Hist trees who really don’t care about the Argonian individuals lives, possibly due to rebirth.
@loowick40748 ай бұрын
Basically the hist don't care unless they themselves are threatened. Like if the dunmer planned to burned them down then the dunmer are going to get the oblivion treatment
@erikkallner74178 ай бұрын
Love the argonians I would love to hear about the redguards I feel as they were also very proficient in fighting the dedrea my only proof of this is an unmarked quest in skyrim. You have to find the missing student's rings and go into the midden, find the deadric gauntlet place the rings and you're faced with a deadeic lord who is dressed in redguard clothes if a deadra is immulating their fighting style and clothing they must have a reason for this weather that's a testament to their fighting prowess or their overall ruthlessness is debatable, you could even say it means nothing but I always felt like it was a deadra immulating the redguards which seems telling to me could be reading too much into a random small detail tho
@Kdssow5 ай бұрын
Everyone during the Oblivion Crisis: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! Argonians during the Oblivion Crisis: COWABUNGA IT IS!
@romanianpatriot7778 ай бұрын
A very nice video as always but the Hist arent older than the Aedra and Daedra , because the Aedra made Mundus where the Hist evolved Edit: one theory states that some of the et’Ada that didn’t become the Aedra but rather consumed theirselves whole during the creation , because not only the Aedra but some lesser et’Ada participated, get down on Nirn and kind of bound themselves whole to the new created world becoming part of the Earthbones like Y’ffre the Wood God of the Wood Elves become one of the Earthbones , they become a part of Mundus itself to stabilize it, while the Aedra stabilize it and bound themselves metaphysically through the Universe to Mundus and shield the Mundus from Oblivion because though they can’t interact that directly as the Daedric Gods can because the Aedra need a sacrifice for example to interact directly , they did not vanished or become Earthbones because they didn’t consumed themselves whole but rather a portion of their godly power , this is due to the fact some et’Ada the original godly spirits were bigger and more powerful than others , the smaller and weaker ones that consumed themselves completely during creation vanished another part became the Earthbones and some of these Earthbones became also mortal creatures like the Hist that are able to die and others metaphysical Earthbones like the Wood God Y’ffre.
@robbabcock_8 ай бұрын
Terrific video! I never played any of these games but the lore is fascinating. ⚔🔥👏
@Kill3rballoon8 ай бұрын
I guess you could say its their Hist-ory
@Loxias19898 ай бұрын
🎉🎉
@chicityb238 ай бұрын
Can't wait for the Redguard
@siechamontillado8 ай бұрын
This is day 159 that I humbly request a Fraggle Rock lore video.
@Kasperl888 ай бұрын
If this is the Wizards and Warriors channel, are there any plans to tell the tale of the knight warrior Kuros and his battles against the dread mad wizard Malkil?
@paulmvalexander26pa8 ай бұрын
Argonians are my favorite
@chowderman88888 ай бұрын
The umbrial part seems like an add on ? Really weird that no game mentions that especially since a giant floating city would be kindhard to forget.
@CoreyandCrew8 ай бұрын
Umbrial gems exist in the game dont they? Or is that something else im thinking of? Whaf does umbrial even mean lol.... i guess i gotta google some stuff
@shadowdevil1268 ай бұрын
apparently its mentioned in Skyrim somewhere, with its 2 actual appearances being in 2 novels though the reason why it isn't really known about is because in universe for the most part its within its own bubble in oblivion where the hist originated from, until its first appearance in Tamriel 49 years after the oblivion crisis
@shadowdevil1268 ай бұрын
@@CoreyandCrew umbriel is just the name of the island it has no meaning outside of that to my knowledge
@rex915cortes58 ай бұрын
Good video
@princeps89808 ай бұрын
Pls do Dwemer, even they are not playable!
@XenophonAnabasis8 ай бұрын
Not even a little bit lusty? The books lied to me!
@Guydude7778 ай бұрын
Love to see it
@danielsantiagourtado34308 ай бұрын
Wizards and Warriors is amazing! Please mongols
@tychokort8 ай бұрын
I wish there were more books on the Skyrim universe.
@setsunachiame8 ай бұрын
I need to know the sources for the current era lore specially that whole segment of Lilmoths Hist just up and going rogue on the whole network
@MattFox588 ай бұрын
The books. Infernal City and Lord of Souls.
@patrickb13038 ай бұрын
Ahhh video games. Where a flu with a 100% mortality rate is somehow able to spread to the whole continent. Thank goodness it doesn’t work that way or Ebola would have Thanos’d us.
@dariustiapula8 ай бұрын
Fortunate imps start playing.
@wolffrdu64638 ай бұрын
where can i find that music, im curious
@LB-py9ig8 ай бұрын
I got to see a lot a da countryside in 'ouse Dres. We wah always lookin fo dis lizard named Charlie. It wasn't always fun. Slave masta Dan wuz always seein movement in dem trees with 'is detect life spell. Now I don't know much 'bout anythang, but I dink some of Morrowinds best bois served in dis slave run. One day it started rainin, and it didn't quit fo four months.
@tsundak8 ай бұрын
Yayyyy! Argonians 😄💚
@whyismyricewet19868 ай бұрын
Nah Wizards and Warriors crazy for this one
@spyrofrost91588 ай бұрын
Imagine all your high and mighty people. All their great gods and vile devils. And yet aside from all that are these reptiles who were made by trees, entirely apart from everyone else in their lack of any divinity.
@nepnep14538 ай бұрын
House Redoran actually drove them out of Morrowind so they didn't annex anything.
@MusMasi8 ай бұрын
Roids got nothing on Hist Sap.
@sygmarvexarion78917 ай бұрын
How can the Hist have existed before the Aedra and Daedra when the world itself didn't exist until the Aedra created Nirn?! So were these trees just floating through space before Nirn was created so they could take roots on it? How can an Argonian who is born away from Black Marsh become a real person if they never ingest the sap of the Hist?
@vx84317 ай бұрын
The Aedra didn't create Nirn. Nirn was formed from the original 12 worlds by Anu. Anu and Padomay (Sithis) are the two primordial gods. Anu merged the original 12 worlds to create Nirn to protect them/spite Sithis and they fought and Sithis lost and went away for a time but then came back and they fought again but this time their blood became the Aedra and the Deadra who are just Aedra at the start. The Hist tree itself claims Sithis as its creator so it is hard to pin down exactly when the Hist was born but before the Bones of creation we know so either when the worlds merged or around the same time as the Aedra with the blood making them also divine beings.
@LiamDCPearson5 ай бұрын
ElderKings Mod for CK3 is the best mod.
@theliato38098 ай бұрын
(15:40) Part of me kind of hopes the story of the Kharhaten Flu annihilating any peoples besides the argonians was overstated. Seems kinda lame to wipe out all the non argonians in one region.
@Desolate-Utopia8 ай бұрын
It's up in the air. We know very little of them besides just a couple Imperial scholar entries that hypothesize that the Knahaten Flu wiped them out. It's just as possible that the remaining few spared by the Flu retreated deep into the swamps, and that's why they're never seen or known to be alive. It's a similar story to the Ayleids that retreated to Valenwood. There very well may be a few small pockets of unintegrated Ayleids in the deep forests of Valenwood. Tamriel is a huge place.
@jeanfouche39048 ай бұрын
video about bird people of cyrodil ? 🐦
@nicklindberg908 ай бұрын
We own those books for... Science! That's it!
@Bleh1978 ай бұрын
6:53 Ayo
@shradheyagaikwad2898 ай бұрын
Malazan please ❤❤❤❤❤
@Taykoe888 ай бұрын
The way the Argonian relationship with the hist trees and such is kinda like how in the Avatar movies where they all can connect to the world's network of memories and such by connecting their hair to the vines of their world tree and they also believed they'd go into this system when they die like the Argonians believe. An ever-changing circle of energy.
@wolffrdu64638 ай бұрын
demora : lord dgaon we have a problem... argonian : BOA TARDE AMIGO dremora and dagon HAAAAAAAAAAAAA ! CLOSE THE DORE !
@t-boi4D48 ай бұрын
Link for the previous 3 eps
@GabranicusАй бұрын
Correction: The Naga-kur fashion the bones of their fallen TRIBESMEN into weapons and armor as a way of honoring their dead.
@culterwaleddy8 ай бұрын
6:52 Ayo what the fuck.
@davidblair98778 ай бұрын
Kind of wild to think that a video game first published in the ‘00s had a fully gender-fluid race (7:08)
@blooperman19975 ай бұрын
So they're basically the Catachan of this universe.
@zlato_hlavek8 ай бұрын
Warcraft series pls
@MadMakreelMars8 ай бұрын
in Windhelm the argonians are kept at the docks because of het dunmer refugees, not because of the nords. it was something that the dunmer and argonians would masacre each other.
@alfieingrouille15288 ай бұрын
Average dunmer simp: What farm tools aren't supposed to be cool 😢😢😢😭😭😭 Average argonian enjoyer: daedra are bitches 🗿🗿
@tirsolouisegaccion44198 ай бұрын
Mehrunes Dagon made a big mistake on invading Black Marsh. 😆
@oohforf63758 ай бұрын
Love my lizzo boyos
@thenewguyinred12 күн бұрын
Who would win, the literal armies of Hell or a bunch of tree worshiping lizard people?
@MoaRider8 ай бұрын
"Not at all lusty" Sounds like Hist Tree propaganda to me.
@bossofdeath78627 ай бұрын
Hist : Nah I'd win.
@HansKnuth7 ай бұрын
SKYRIM BELONGS TO THE NORD !
@RedBattalion90003 ай бұрын
How to raise their kids without "hist tree" in the other land?