Girl Must Escape As Soon As Possible Or Every Day She Will Lose 1 Body Part

[@rasengdori13]

Paul being like “nope” at the sound of gunshots and contributing absolutely nothing to the climax is so funny.

[@4nnd711]

like cmon, that would be most of us

[@highspeedracer1921]

At least it’s realistic 😂

[@CatEnthusiast-gr3cv]

Smart man.

[@thechosenone9628]

bro who would blame him lmao i would do the same shit

[@unspokenrizz555]

Smartest horror movie character

[@MatchaManx]

Paul may have contributed nothing to the plot But not gonna lie Driving away after hearing gunshots is what a sensible person would do so I don’t blame him

[@byrddii3516]

But he didn't try to contact police before he even went there especially considering he told Molly to contact them before she went he knew the dude lied about his identity & was sketchy she gave him her location & when she went MIA he didn't think hmm let me bring the police or in the least a weapon along he just didn't care about her like that if he did he wouldn't have left without her

[@Shadow__133]

@@byrddii3516He black, dummy. We aint calin no popo 👮‍♂️ 🚨

[@mcbatetens]

​@@byrddii3516because he is black. Blacks and the police equals trouble. ❤

[@jakubkrcma]

Driving away and calling the cops.

[@highcotton63664]

It's what a coward would do

[@Moon-li9ki]

may we all be blessed with a good friend like Molly

[@cypher4528]

If you don't have a friend like Molly, be the Molly in your friends' lives

[@Izuku_Midoriya-rp6eb]

dang that sounded insportaional@@cypher4528

[@tdehnulleinsfunf7746]

Watching on Molly

[@Shadow__133]

Didnt Molly enabled her friend to go out with a serial killer? 🤔

[@deleted_account_0530]

@@Shadow__133 How are you going to blame her??

[@Dj-xv6fh]

"but! out of nowhere, a nutless steve shows up"😂😂😂😂that caught me off guard

[@iota7sharma722]

Yea, right?😂😂😞😂

[@emilywu5644]

When i heard it i came to the comments looking if anyone specifically payed attention to this line 😭

[@Sassy_Bigfoot]

what about when it says "she knew he had a big weiner" 💀💀

[@nosickl]

My breaking point was "they split up in seperate directions to confuse the eunuch cannibal" 😂

[@MYdestiny69]

i burst out laughing in the middle of the night😂😂

[@LolaRabbit]

I love the true friend Molly, the girls ganging up on Steve, Paul saying ‘Nope’ and leaving as soon as he heard gunshots, and multiple people surviving is amazing. Your recap was also funny.

[@CreativeDoodler]

Okay Chadwick is a chad for texting at the right time

[@greg4052]

😄

[@Ziggified]

Wdym

[@moji3812]

Fr

[@thelastbison2241]

LOL

[@NoopyP]

literally the funniest way to end the movie

[@Itstocakenzie123]

Molly is a real true friend because she really cared for her friend and also make sure that nothing bad happen to text her❤ I wish I had a friend like her

[@phamtungvn]

instead of that, why don't you think of becoming a person like Molly first?.

[@Shadow__133]

Except she enabled her friend to go out with a canibal serial killer 😂

[@TyralivaGoldens]

I thought at first she didn't know he was one lol cause I was really watching it she did encourage her to be very careful she fell for him fast

[@Mr10stiches]

Nothing bad happened to Molly's friend, except for being buttless

[@jai_lyricz]

Yeah but she wouldn’t do that for Molly 😮🥺🥺🤦‍♀️‼️‼️

[@chris_freaky305]

Ahh, yes. Going to a two day trip hours away in the middle of nowhere with no one knowing where you are and with a guy you know nothing about and just met. I'm sure nothung bad will happen. I don't mean to victim blame, cause she's the victim, obviously, but this whole thing was pretty avoidable.

[@kathleenchafe2770]

Aside from the cannibal thing, which I was not expecting yeah, him being dangerous is pretty obvious

[@Bell.-]

Well, if she didn't go, then we wouldn't have a movie.

[@chris_freaky305]

@@Bell.- Obviously, but I'm just sayin.

[@crichton397]

She gave him her number after a few minutes of conversation and fucked him on the first date. None of this is surprising. People who fuck on the first date are a combination of horny and stupid

[@cheeling794]

but then we wouldn't have this gem of a movie😂

[@Leto85]

03:04 'What fun would it be if he didn't raise every red flag possible?' 😂 Perfection. 👌

[@A_Fabulous_Killjoy]

Lol I commented the same thing. Best line 😂

[@floatsyourboats6843]

anna’s story is crazy. she probably succumbed to everything to stay alive like noas plan. “little cannibal babies” tho😭😭😭

[@signedaleo1263]

*being the desperate girl that she is , Noah gives it to him* please 😂😂😂😂

[@Godschild4life123]

😂😂 wow, I gasped

[@annalee7800]

I cherish the jokes and sarcasm in your videos. 😅

[@BC-vl4rn]

i dont like winnie joke

[@JenesisZakiyah]

Same 😂😂

[@itz_tatsu3]

"A nutless steve shows up and attacks them"😂 gotta remind us he got his shit bitten off lol

[@hackabusi]

Absolutely love the snippets where Mystery Recapped drops in his own thoughts and stuff. Hilarious!

[@Nodeal757]

Same 😂 "you should of seen the weiner!" had me dying 😂

[@hardtymz2517]

all about da butt!

[@DanniMonroe23]

“Being the desperate girl that she is” 😂😂

[@kokonana4086]

Molly is the real MVP here. Love her character!

[@queen322]

This guy has the funniest recaps! 😂 My favourite by far!!

[@safaeit]

Out of nowhere a nutless Steve shows up. Oh my god I'm dying from laughter 🤣🤣🤣

[@1sstargazerr1]

I love when he breaks character 😭

[@Furgettyu]

Imagine, you are eating swedish meatballs at Ikea and watching this recap meanwhile😳 😂

[@SquirrelTheorist]

For which part, when she was at the dinner table or when she took a bite off of him?

[@Furgettyu]

@@SquirrelTheorist Both, but the second is the floorer.

[@SquirrelTheorist]

@@Furgettyu Welp, the taste of the Swedish meatballs at Ikea are worth it regardless. You have good taste Furgettyu. Still, the thought of either causes me to physically shudder. Honestly, I'd eat the Swedish meatballs as comfort food.

[@Mymoneydontfly_3737]

😖 I was eating a Meat sandwich

[@DoporaBHe6o]

did you say balls? like both of them?

[@t3r4d1az4]

3:26 "our girl" 🤣🤣🤣

[@billythekid9821]

Chadwick is the real hero here.

[@texasjaco9385]

Molly understood the assignment! Now that's, a bestie!❤

[@priyalshrivastava4340]

I am going to share this video to all my stupid friends who hangout with strangers easily and are frequent to online dating apps.!

[@Marcus96s]

Invite them all to your house for a girls night and play this movie without them knowing the premise 😂 that will shook them into thinking twice thinking it’s all love and sunshine at first lol

[@billythekid9821]

You're no fun...

[@deadpool22335]

​@@billythekid9821better than being a fool

[@kelsey2333]

​@@billythekid9821a couple hours of fun

[@shweta255]

I don't even hangout with my friends. 😂

[@jakejo9397]

10:06 Ik this isn’t funny but I can’t stop laughing 😂😂😂

[@Devine.Conscious]

😂😂😂😂😂 shit was funny asl

[@dannydonnybrook7173]

bro the nut on his face as well was crazy

[@adri101190]

I only watch these horrifying videos for you! You are the best narrator ever!!

[@lillpoetboy]

Are they really that horrifying?

[@ellanelson5460]

Some are and some aren’t ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@DeepDarkBoys]

That's so nice of you thanks Adri!

[@adri101190]

@@DeepDarkBoys of course I'm so invested in this now!!!! I 100% love this!!

[@satiashaw1857]

"She asks about the destination but he keeps it a secret because what fun would it be if he didn't raise every red flag possible?" Your genius narration is my new entertainment!

[@WadeWilson_]

How is she able to walk without glute muscles?

[@afaris88]

Movie magic

[@XxZeldaxXXxLinkxX]

I'm trying to just imagine an assless person and it's just... Uncomfortable? Like how is she sitting? Why would the guy still be attracted to her? There's no cheeks to even clap? So many questions

[@AnonUserAgain]

mabye he just removed the fat idk. Maybe for some reason he just wanted some fat to soften the meat (that probably came from someone else) for his meal.

[@cyberlord64]

I don't know mate... How can someone who had his genitals severed run around like Usain Bolt?

[@86crud]

My grandmother had a leg paralyzed from polio. It didn’t grow to the proper size either. She could still walk on it by swing her hip out and the leg would support her weight.

[@MrsCKane]

Brilliant recap, thank you! 😁

[@HelenS.739]

This was such a great movie and amazing casts too. I'm glad for the Recap, because I can give to see it again. Plus it had such a shocking ending too. Thank you for sharing 👍👍👍👍

[@monohina1997]

Stephanie soo did a recap of this and its so funny

[@TOUSEEFMARIA]

Can u tell me the movie name?

[@Nah-go-away]

"She knows he has a huge winier " 😂got me laughing

[@Zenn3k]

"Out of nowhere, a nutless Steve shows up" might be the funniest thing I've ever heard said out loud.

[@lifew_bells]

*just in time to die probably* got me dying and rolling on the ground 😂

[@xenostim]

6:16 "But w/ Mollie insisting, he has no choice but to comply". classic. those are main character skills.

[@renvhoek]

"Fresh," released in 2022. Directed by Mimi Cave, it stars Daisy Edgar-Jones, Sebastian Stan, Jojo T. Gibbs, and Andrea Bang. The plot centers on a woman who, after quitting dating apps, meets a seemingly perfect man. She accepts his invitation for a romantic weekend getaway, only to discover that he has some dark and unusual appetites, specifically that he is a cannibal​​.

[@Mike.L.]

Thank you for the name of the movie!

[@tablescissors]

The whole cannibalism thing felt like a giant metaphor for men objectifying women and victimizing them, consuming them in pieces (body & soul) - that they need to realize they don’t need men (lesbian) and have to be their own heroes. This is reflected in truly emasculating the main enemy and smashing in the head of the woman who’s betrayed her own gender (though she too lost pieces of herself in the toxic relationship). Our protagonist was only pretending to like him, but his wife “loved” him despite knowing what a monster he was and actively worked to protect and acquire new victims (Stockholm syndrome perhaps, without more insight into that character’s psychology). The cannibalism acting as a metaphor for sex/exploitation/abuse = consumption.

[@osmos2017]

“Out of nowhere, a nutless Steve shows up” 😂

[@samsmusichub]

"Because what fun would it be if he didn't raise every red flag possible?" Bruh i can't stop laughing.

[@averylitherland7733]

"Because what fun would it be if he didn't raise every red flag possible" 💀💀💀

[@s.kieyyyy923]

😂

[@rizenrik]

Adam Bro, 😂😂😂😂😂😂 "A Nutless Steve Shows Up"!

[@theirbrotherhoodandfriends6101]

You're the best movie recap narrator I've heard so far! It feels so bad to laugh when something so serious and gruesome is happening but your jokes are just so funnyT^T. Please keep on narrating!

[@chaisepomme4070]

The actual movie was pretty good, but so was this recap. It was nice to see Andrea Bang from Kim's Convenience have a part in this movie, albeit a small one.

[@williamzoe6337]

Movie name please.

[@chaisepomme4070]

@@williamzoe6337 Fresh

[@alexandraritadonbaadom]

If someone i just met takes a photo of me when I'm asleep, I'd be so pissed. That sh*t ain't cute at all.

[@crichton397]

I mean in this case you already put your mouth on their private parts Is a picture of you sleeping that much worse?

[@arthurs3058]

What’s wrong with these pictures? Turning into ogre?😂

[@1lykxkx]

"a nutless steve shows up" 😭😭💀

[@berliner1843]

The eunuch cannibal 😭

[@MrBurkistan]

That ex-boyfriend was clearly an ex for a reason.

[@emperorscotty]

the sad thing is a guy asked me on a weekend trip with many red flags and i wanted to say yes, but my wallet at that time said no. When blowing your whole paycheck before the next one saves your life.

[@w1975b]

So if it was a paid trip (you didn't have to pay), you would have said yes?

[@emperorscotty]

? i cant go out free event or not if no money thats not wise.@@w1975b

[@manyfrogsinatrenchcoat]

THE 'U UP?' GOT ME LOL

[@lillianpilto2377]

This was actually quite a fun watch.

[@rosylagoon3600]

*”YOU SHOULD HAVE **_SEEN_** THE WIENER!”*

[@onearthasitisinheaven1]

"But out of nowhere a nutless steve shows up"😂😂😂

[@joshissus1934]

Disse videoene er veldig kule, og sarkasmen din er ganske morsom!

[@ChimChimChums]

Eka...

[@dominiquerichard1342]

Damn. Bucky went off the deep end.

[@manapeerrandy2438]

His life before Winter soldier 😂

[@kaelani7799]

“They probably have little cannibal babies too” rofl 🤣

[@Sukiibaby11]

A "nutless" Steve shows up 😩😭😭😭🤣🤣

[@charliehorse8686]

1:35 Well, THAT wasn't what I expected the narrator to say.

[@e-gostar420]

You are getting funnier and funnier. Lol Had me rolling.😂

[@KamariFox]

What's the name of this movie?

[@Leto85]

Nutless Steve.

[@Leto85]

I think it's from Disney, but I'm not sure.

[@Furgettyu]

First principle of all horror movies: The protagonist must be dumb (or at least totally unwary) - otherwise there is no movie!

[@Jebu911]

But at least its not totally unrealistic gotta remember how dumb the average person is and know 50% are even dumber than that.

[@MemeCult]

Kudos to the actress who gave up her body parts to make this movie

[@kelsey2333]

These comments are so stupid and pointless

[@ursoskibidi]

The dedication

[@AlishaOutridge]

"Nutless Steve" "Enuch Cannibal" 🤣🤣🤣

[@supershmueli]

Wow, never been this early before!

[@Leto85]

That means you came fresh.

[@dexterford8094]

"Penny APPEARS to be missing a limb". I thought it was fairly obvious actually. U Up 😂

[@codie.]

"a nutless Steve" the eunuch cannibal” im rolling 🤣🤣🤣

[@MyNMinecraft]

Movie name

[@naturegirl3347]

Steve. My marvel fan ass: BUCKY!! I didn't know you were the new captain America.

[@jamesvargas1050]

The way he said ballsack so dramatically had me laughing so hard 😂

[@jamesvargas1050]

Update: NUTLESS STEVE 😂

[@GoodyearSimp]

A nutless Steve😂😂😂

[@nichts_als_die_Wahrheit]

10:33 he overpowerd three girls, two of them were visiting boxing sessions, lol

[@NIRAJPATELV]

Name of Mov ??

[@Leto85]

Nutless Steve, by Disney. Or Fresh, not by Disney.

[@noxturne2342]

Bro, adam. "a Nutless Steve" 💀😂🤣😭 10:24

[@CrustaionsKing]

Biting the testicles is crazy😭💀

[@BigMeeks51]

Not gonna lie, I found out about cotton candy grapes recently… pretty tasty

[@rosylagoon3600]

Right?!

[@KeilaCrespin]

I like the video

[@krose318]

Every time I watch your recaps, I'm like WTF am I watching, even if I have seen the movie/show 😂

[@garryw1974]

Does anyone know what the name of this movie is

[@ProfessorZoom600]

Fresh.

[@michaelofbuhl1315]

Fresh pastries

[@zaxisontherun]

John Kramer taking notes

[@HarryPotter47581]

I love y'all's videos y'all are doing a great job 🎉🎉🎉

[@cyberlord64]

"but out of nowhere, a nutless Steve shows up" Bruh... You trying to kill me or what? 😂😂😂😂💀💀💀

[@ELP1125]

Not "U up?" 😂 the classic booty text 💀💀💀

[@duskhorizon7596]

The text from Chadwick 'you up?' at the end 😂😂😂😂

[@DFUN_1]

I liked but it still shows 0 lmao nice yt

[@kumarsaksham5699]

"nuttless steve" had me dying (its 4:12 am right now )

[@yessum15]

I feel sorry for Zuck. You know he had that Sweet Baby Ray's all ready to go when the meat delivery never arrived.

[@alexdano96]

i swear some movies are in a universe where police doesnt exist, everyone tries to be a detective

[@jefftraboulsy8631]

No fucking way thats actually how it ends. 😂

[@SSJ3Vegito]

Cutting off one body part a day, 100% lie.

[@Ginabina365]

Nutless Steve had a lot of energy

[@alphonseblackwood2930]

"You should've seen da weiner" lmao 🤣

[@simbat6576]

10:22 "Out of nowhere a nutless Steve shows up" 😂😂😂

[@SamratDas9318]

😂😂😂😂😂😂 Savage

[@-lifeasafarmer]

Movie name?

[@GainSpeedExe]

Good movie much love from kenya 🇰🇪 ❤

[@latashasmith3541]

What's the name

[@Leto85]

​@@latashasmith3541 Nutless Steve, by Disney. Or Fresh, not by Disney.

[@darragordon9344]

"You should have seen the wiener" Me: 👁👄👁

[@game-editor2]

5 seconds into the video and I have to say, I like this actress so much. (From Where the Crawdads Sing). Such a good actress.

[@ellanelson5460]

This is my kind of movie I love this story ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤ this is great for Halloween ❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@UrGirlMinnie]

5:59 LOL❤😂😂

[@fish4716]

ok i thought paul leaving was a joke or edit but that is hilarious they put that in

[@samananaqvi8814]

MOVIE NAME PLEASE

[@sevaexitium418]

Fresh 2022

[@gammaymeh3500]

The most unbelievable part is that Steve would still be able to walk.

[@beyonceabankwa4003]

the ending>>>>>>

[@Night_Skinned]

LOL @ "...a nutless Steve shows up."😂😂

[@theshadow8604]

a nuttless steve showes up hahahhahah bro you are brutal