BILLY CONNOLLY - BEST JOKES EVER

[@seancollins6524]

Love Billy allways great to hear his stories, looking in from Ireland 🇮🇪

[@RobertMurphy-wp2if]

A statue in Glasgow for Billy while he's still with us would be brilliant, I and most of Scotland truly love him,

[@MCOult]

Can you imagine having Billy Connolly as a dinner guest? You'd never want the evening to end. Amazing talent!

[@ewestre1]

...I would starve to death!

[@deborahparham3783]

You would probably choke to death from laughing while you try to swallow your food.

[@davidpritchard7174]

He kind of feels like a favourite uncle you wanna hang out with....my affection for this man..a true legend!

[@Pirustae]

Yes. I wish he was one of my uncles

[@philwright2480]

I love Billy, been a fan for years, he's hilarious, one of my grandfathers was from Scotland, he died when I was young, so I didn't know him well, but I remember the voice, I could listen to Billy for hours

[@whatifindinteresting3067]

You can tell it was a great moment for Mike to get Billy laughing about "allowing his wfe to go out and rent him one" lol love that moment.

[@traceytaylor2706]

Every time Billy goes on a talk show the host is always in stitches!!!! The man is an absolute legend

[@purplerainsimpson9834]

He always has me in stitches 😄

[@62PeeJay]

Without a doubt.

[@SuzyQ334]

So true. I'm an expat Londoner and also pretty old. I remember Billy as a folk singer. He was bloody funny even back then. As a comedian he s the best; he makes me laugh until I hurt.

[@michaeltroster9059]

We had the privilege of seeing Billy when he hit London, Ontario. He put on a three hour show without a break. We never laughed so hard in our lives, and I’m not exaggerating. The funniest man on the planet.

[@SuzyQ334]

I'm a Londoner and I'm with you Michael. I have seen Billy perform live 3 times and he makes me laugh until I hurt. And I grew up with some of the funniest comedians in the UK - Billy is still the funniest.

[@margueritavankempen850]

He is brilliant 😂😂, I got a stomach ache....soooo funny😂😅😅😅😅Thanks I needed this 👍🤣😅🤣

[@Markgeoghegan100]

Billy is an absolute legend...... Just being himself on a talk show is all he needs to do....!

[@catbhoy]

Cheers for posting this …. Brilliant. The host is so good just a wee feed here and there outstanding.

[@melorange1678]

Brilliant as usual....and a great interviewer. They make a good team.

[@robertamcmunn3642]

Sir I do not know who you are and I have never seen your show BUT you made Billy Connolly laugh. Brilliant, something to be proud off and put that on your CV.

[@ukdnbmarsh]

You can never interview Billy as you wont be able to ask a question for laughing, Brilliant hahahaha.

[@stuart7576]

Absolutely brilliant lol could listen to Billy all day

[@dekuvisuals9847]

Sir Billy Connolly is the embodiment of a true Scottsman.

[@Bruce-1956]

One 't' is enough.

[@Melly3112-ox3ey]

What the heck. Go for two.

[@46danz]

Billy is such a down to earth man,it must be great fun working with him.Sorry to hear he’s unwell.

[@maryroberts6085]

I did not know until now, hope it is not serious. :(, aeyy absoultly Awesome !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@46danz]

@@maryroberts6085 quite serious, he's been unwell for quite a bit. He has parkinsons disease. Very sad.

[@alanhepburn4246]

Recently read his autobiography, amazing

[@Bigaphid]

"I allowed my wife to bring me one." - Dude nailed it.

[@bratachban]

A gem. I'm always happy to find some new (old) Billy. Thanks for uploading.

[@scottadams3855]

David Mooney billy is the best at being himself and telling storyes

[@theantiauthoritarian.1540]

Seek out,( Cop your whack for this). One of his earlier L Ps. .😁

[@sum12see]

Ive loved him for decades..Can play manybroles and still be himself..What a great interview...God speed y'all!

[@ShiitakeWarrior]

8:17 - Nothing hits home harder than a good ol' *Big Yin Scream!*

[@janwinward818]

Love Billy haven't seen this before but he's at his best as usual there will never be anyone to top him the mans brilliant!!!!!!!!!

[@GeorgieG20]

God bless Billy Connolly - might not have left in this world, we will have lost a great, great man! Will always love you, God bless Billy!!

[@dannoonan4976]

I've seen Billy numerous times and he only gets better every time ,keep well Bill your the all-time greatest, best wishes Dan in Ireland

[@fredpayne6260]

Whenever I'm in need of a pick me up, a dose of Billy is all I need.

[@user-fk4dm8zo6y]

@@GP-fx2ib Jo

[@user-fk4dm8zo6y]

Excellent

[@user-fk4dm8zo6y]

Heather

[@folkfingerstylefreddy2154]

He doesn’t tell jokes, he tells stories

[@henrys3629]

He also doesn't like that chair.

[@mitchpnz]

@@henrys3629 that's why its called stand-up and not sit-down

[@-MrRichBiker1967]

story's that are jokes!!!!!!!!

[@frednoble1833]

Yha. but they are always fuckin HILLARRIOS. A TRUE. Down TO EARTH. Guy and always interesting. He is the fuckin BALLS nightfencer gatekeeper. Hes one in a million or or more like 1 in a billion. As soon as hear his voice i am instantlly captivated. WOW

[@frednoble1833]

@@henrys3629 THATS BECAUSE HE IS FUCKIN LOADED WITH ENERGY. AND ALWAYS THINKING A H EAD FOR A NEW JOKE. HE IS A GENIUS AND HAS ANTS IN HIS PANTS. IF YA DONT GET TGE WORDS OUT AND ON PAPER OR ON FILM YOU FORGET THEM. HE IS A TRUE PROFESSIONAL. MY FAVORUTE COMEDIAN SCINCE JERRY LEWIS. MANY YEARS APART. THEY HAVE THE ABILITY TO THINK QUICKLY. AND GET IT OUT FAST. BEFORE ANYONE ELSE. KNOWS WHATS HAPOENNING. WOW. NIGHTFENCER GATEKEEPER

[@johndavid8815]

Scotland’s National treasure.

[@emmamacdonald8199]

Billy is a Global treasure! 😊

[@johndavid8815]

Emma MacDonald I stand corrected.

[@johndavid8815]

Emma MacDonald He should be Knighted also.

[@emmamacdonald8199]

Definitely!

[@chrisgordon2827]

Non PC genuine and just a normal bloke who can make the mundane hilarious if you ever looked for an example of how to live your life and not give a proverbial **** about what the rest of the world thinks Billy is the man

[@keithtimmins8103]

Seen him in the late seventies. Comedy genius. I was crying with laughter. So called comedians of today are not in the same league.

[@karenbressler6187]

THANK YOU

[@MrOx85]

His take on the royals is spot on😂😂😂😂😂 I remember him touring Australia in the 90s on his three wheeler motor bike, with a purple beard.

[@stevied8855]

Our Billy keeps it real. Who doesn't love the man. The greatest ever, a talking Hatchet. Ha Ha. Stevie in Scotland.

[@robertbiggins3693]

it's great that 3 murals of Billy is in glasgow for his 75th birthday will be here for ever unless they knock the buildings down. God love him.

[@teritheoverseer9480]

If this is the Rob that i think it is, the rob with a gap in his teeth that's a big man u fan from Glasgow, its Teri! Could you contact me, kinda important, have a look ast your facebook or message me via KZbin i guess, thanks xxx

[@gerrykeogh1512]

@@teritheoverseer9480 was it the Rob you thought it was🤔

[@Blondie42]

Have always loved Billy. Probably the most beloved Scotsman in the US next to Sean Connery.

[@rangerstedfast]

And Craig Ferguson

[@JoeSmith-bx5pq]

Better than Sean Connery imo

[@daneenmurf1043]

Billy said to Sean " you've done all right, for a guy with a speech impediment " 🤣🤣🤣

[@scottishalwaysdixie1638]

Legend frm my Home town Glasgow 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 we ❤ you Big YIN

[@margaretsmallallan28]

He invents it all, as he goes! Nothing pre=planned, just all this humour tumbles from his mouth as he sits there. He does some leg comtorsions on this video, and I wondered if he had ants in his pants. I fell off a chair in the past, as I was bent double with laughter, and had a pain in my side with pleasure watching him. Thanks Billy for cheering me up on mutinle occasions.

[@kristyrobinson1979]

Billy is brilliant in all ways... there is no one who will ever be better.

[@alicedyment4219]

He reminds me of Robin Williams, RIP, so spontaneous.

[@deborahwatson5159]

Love You Big Yin, XX Keep Safe Everyone Today

[@summittaedae2323]

“The big yin” 🏔🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿. The jewel of Scotland

[@robertsmith5744]

Billy Connolly went to Australia and was asked at immigration if he had a criminal record, he replied: "I didn't think ya still needed one". He had to hire a lawyer to get him into the country !!

[@MYEVILTWIIN]

Robert Smith he’s married to an Aussie

[@buckbumble]

MYEVILTWIIN a Kiwi

[@madfortar2008]

My sides I laughed so much Thanks 🤪

[@furthermoore1863]

lol

[@tonywebster8582]

@@MYEVILTWIIN a kiwi.

[@CELTICSAVAGE32]

"The woman who did it was like a talking hatchet"...... This guy is the king. Lol

[@hammun6]

Thanks for posting this, made my day!

[@b2bconnectnow]

Love you Billy!!! Stay well we NEED you to keep us happy:-)

[@purplerainsimpson9834]

❤️👍

[@waynewayne9693]

I had headphones on and phone was in my pocket and it randomly started playing. I legitimately though Kermit the Frog was doing the interview.

[@celtictillidie67]

The funniest man ever to grace our tv screens and an absolute gentleman to boot .....love u Big Yin god bless u and your family ....youv made me and ma whole family laugh till we cried many many a time ....an absolute .magnificent man We love you xxxxxxx

[@scottanthony8240]

Hi 🙋‍♂️

[@celtictillidie67]

@@scottanthony8240 Hiyu lol

[@scottanthony8240]

@@celtictillidie67 How’re you doing?

[@celtictillidie67]

@@scottanthony8240 eh.... no bad ta !....yirsel?lol

[@scottanthony8240]

@@celtictillidie67 I’m doing great 😊 how’s things going over there?

[@lintbint]

Love Billy, sad to see him ill at the moment. The best of the best of the best.

[@maryt9704]

You are the funniest man on this planet we love you thank you god bless you

[@sheelman31]

Billy Connolly is the frigging best in the business. Frigging love this guy.

[@Grover895]

Well done Billy...great as always ...all the best mate.

[@donnadozier764]

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[@derekkelly8672]

I always fall off the couch listening to Billy

[@dianewinters8628]

I just love Billy so much🤣

[@MrAdomus]

When the host can make Billy crack up, that's the kind of talk show I want to watch

[@MrDaithineligan]

Such a wonderful person Celtic the Scottish and the irish will always get along Such a talented person after everything that has happened through out and Pamela a wonderful Aussie wife also as talented Take care of him

[@uachtair]

Pamela is a Kiwi from NZ. Not Australian.

[@paulbexley8537]

The man is a legend

[@Jimbobiscuit]

I've always loved how hes not scared of laughing at his own stories and the other persons stories

[@GlamourGirl1512]

i love his songs especially wellies. that song was played at my granddads funeral as our family is Scottish every time i hear that songs it brings back memories.

[@mertensereforlife]

needed cheering up n billy has done it again

[@cawkanos]

Ive had a shocking day....somehow I ended up here and I'm absolutely peeing myself.

[@cogidubnus1953]

I've had a diabolical fortnight...and like you I'm so glad I've ended up here!

[@donmclean8416]

Rideau canal Red Skelton

[@hazeldavidson52]

Tom Mertens Is

[@kirstyi7860]

Aye, he sounds like hame, doesn't he?

[@emmcatherine1460]

One word Wonderful Thank You Billy.

[@dava73]

A beautiful human being. ❤️

[@paulhanson2570]

Rules for interviewing Billy, sit back and enjoy

[@willielarsson9651]

Great point 100%

[@Atomic_Haggis]

Billy and Robin Williams. Both are a case of "grab the coat tails and hang on!" Two legends.

[@annetteengstrom8245]

@You are correct But q

[@damien884]

Letterman sucked and came off spiteful and threatened by Billy

[@secondchance6603]

Great interaction between guest and host.

[@seeriuscat]

LOVE those cowboy boots he's a-wearin'! Gawd, I love that ol' bugger!

[@scottpaterson8584]

The best man for real happiness in scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 and all over the world x

[@billlannan7767]

I saw Billy Connolly do stand up back in the late 70s early 80s it was about an hour and a half of non-stop talking and jokes and just telling life stories that were hilarious

[@claudiaengberg6568]

Billy is so funny. I can't stop laughing, tears streaming down my face!!!

[@EdelweisSusie]

The fact that this got 4 MILLION views says it all.

[@1111sage]

Love Billy from the first time i saw him . Met him he is just as is no matter who he speaks to ..no one mesures up to him .

[@izzywatson979]

Billy you are my hero and the best rivet catchier from Glasgow xxx cyberhugs love you man

[@knowledgeiskey1319]

Billy has the kind of personality that is instantly appealing. So rare hahaha

[@jakobmaflehi357]

Billy Connolly I love your songs

[@camillabarclay4049]

Oohh you are brilliant cheer me up immensly

[@johnkren2636]

first time I saw him was in Muppet's Treasure Island. hell of an actor!

[@Mark-lj1dj]

"I tend to die a lot in movies. I died in a muppet movie ffs". Billy Connolly

[@simonmessenger7217]

He can take a conversation about anything, anywhere.

[@jasonosullivan1828]

I love Billy always brings a smile to my face very interesting man also love u Billy

[@damianowens5066]

The great Billy Connolly! He is the best ever!!! 😁🤪😂👌👌👌👌👌

[@shadyzxzx]

is he supposed to be funny?

[@nathandouglas9750]

@@shadyzxzx not to simpletons

[@trynewhardstuffpls9572]

Very, very few times in life the interviewer has a funnier joke than any of Billy's. Kudos to this man

[@marcelosilva8021]

And Connoly took for what it was, a funny joke. Most would be upset about it.

[@theor7990]

The fox one?

[@vickeeble0]

@@theor7990 Rented video I would have thought.

[@kari4225]

Legend many many years of laughter thankyou billy

[@YerDa67]

One of the greatest comedians ever. Joe Rogan couldnae peel his banana boots. 🍌 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[@Io-Io-Io]

Joe Rogan?!

[@blisterfingers8169]

@@Io-Io-Io He was a stand-up and he probably agrees.

[@henrikwendt4267]

The great Billy. I hope your going good, all the best to you, I've injouded

[@TheBubbleMoo]

Came up on auto play while I was away from the screen. I swear I thought the intro was from Kermit the frog until he didn’t make a high pitched “yaaaaaaaaaay” as Billy walked on.

[@fredfungalspore]

Bill and Bernard Manning are two of my favourite gut busting eye watering comedians

[@bobbycook8308]

When Billie utters the word "fart" you know it's gonna be a great story

[@yeshaye]

*Billy

[@ANGUSYOUNGISMYGOD]

Looks like a heavy metal John Cleese.

[@zodarian6705]

At least I'm not the only person that thinks of John Cleese when I see Billy Connolly. Thank you.

[@dominic_mcilhatton]

Bolt! John Cleese come on no similarity there.

[@dominic_mcilhatton]

I'm not being annoying just saying

[@annrogers8129]

Much much better than Cleese,

[@afrog2666]

He`s probably punch you for saying that lmao

[@avgjoe-cz7cb]

So good looking, with the hair, and the accent. How lucky can a bloke be? Good for him. he is a bit of an original. Good stuff.

[@norareilly8690]

VB error the the

[@symonsheppard5519]

808avgjoe53 Never a bit of an original, he is the original.

[@tangobango9653]

I remember when Ol’ Billy had a very naughty act...now with his older age & glorious long, gray hair he’s become very dignified you know!

[@josephgrogan5433]

Billy Connolly is one of the funniest men in the world. He's absolutely brilliant.

[@bluewidow1302]

Such a funny man. And those boots - great for killing roaches in the corner.

[@pyt7778]

😂

[@joezo]

Don't think I ever remember seeing this host on TV, but I actually like him, and he knows how to properly joke back and forth, without seeming like he's trying to force it or be condescending. The reply he had to billys bit about the feminist documentary was gold. Almost like billy's joke was actually the setup and the hosts reply was the punchline. Bring this guy back with a more mainstream show, without all the political bullshit, and it would probably be 100x better than colbert or kimmel.

[@nxgngaming6512]

I came here to see Billy, but that host actually had some amazing quips to into Billy's work! The one about letting his wife go out to buy a feminist documentary, that was actually golden! xD

[@NoxiousRob]

The host was very good, even had Billy laughing a couple of times, especially the comment you refer to. Didn't try to upstage Billy, but threw in a few good lines of his own.

[@janeweedon6335]

Hubby and I were watching Fairport Convention in the Half Moon in Putney 35 years ago when I stepped hard on a toe in the dim light. Turning to apologise to the unfortunate victim, the dulcet tones of Billy Connolly replied 'nae bother lassie' as he smiled sweetly at me. A lovely guy.

[@gerrykeogh1512]

Lovely Story ☺

[@sandrayule2383]

Yes you accepted a Sir title !!

[@mogadishusneeze]

He's so windswept and interesting :)

[@kyledonnelly8069]

Ahaha he said the thing!

[@kryptonianpowers]

"Got another one, Daddy!"

[@Azoria4]

Son of Hecate I had a vision of that symbol, I was being sacrificed and I had memories of other people being sacrificed and that was the end symbol and I could shapeshift and control matter

[@Mc007Queen]

I love Billy so much he's so honest he does Scotland proud, touche

[@billybobkingston5604]

I am having arthritic cramps as I watch this, I am laughing the pain away, medical smoke could have something to do with it, love Billy, if there is one person you want to be stuck in the lift with ( elevator ) it would be him

[@junecoleman9030]

Brilliant stuff

[@memorystar7261]

THANKS FOR SHARING YOUR VIDEO (MEMORYSTAR) 😎THANKS AGAIN

[@TimD.Morand]

Love Billy. Anybody know where I can find this jacket?

[@Io-Io-Io]

In a second hand shop

[@niceadz6164]

Funniest man ever. Even the talk show host was was on form!

[@Cat1981England]

I love Billy so much. Best thing to come out of Scotland since Watt's steam engine!

[@cityboy9301]

Cat1981England there's always the M6 and the A1

[@candyquahogmarshmallow8257]

Cat1981England Watt invented the separate condenser, it was Newcomen that invented the steam engine. But TV and Penicillin (among MANY other things) also came out of Scotland. You're welcome 😏🙂

[@neildahlgaard-sigsworth3819]

john jackson who based his work on the work of Savery, who held the patent for the use of steam.

[@w.reidripley1968]

Or Dunlop's pneumatic tire, I suppose. (No tea-towel)