Dollar Tree vs. Target Cooking Challenge

[@toddabbott781]

It is ”If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.”

[@psyberian]

Or an obnoxious amount of butter

[@rmarkley79]

I will definitely be using that line, love it, thank you!

[@neyel8r]

or with 700% costlier dried chives while reaching for their nips with tongs

[@rachelreed7061]

The Menu, 2022 😂😂

[@pink11sox]

You guys should do a recipe with no meat from dollar tree and somewhere else. The meat always gives it away. Not necessarily a vegan recipe but just something without meat!

[@thananightshade]

Right! I wonder if you took the target steak with the rest of the dollar tree dish if it would be better than either alone?

[@korylafont2206]

Peanut butter and jelly, the ultimate equalizer

[@SamuelFaelynn]

To do that they'd have to get over their bias of vegan food. I make food for my friends and some(no longer friends) would be all about the food, finish their plate then find out it was vegan and start scoffing and throwing out "I knew something was weird"

[@booboomagoogoo]

the raccoon navy would quickly turn into raccoon pirates and i'm here for it

[@jaydinbrady2069]

Yo ho yo ho

[@navysaw23]

Then they create a rocket and go to space and we got a rocket raccoon origin story

[@gen3r4lmills51]

Not the unintentional “Mr. Magorium’s Wonder Emporium” reference being completely accurate😭 unfortunately common Josh W

[@PenelopePenobskot]

The Mythical kitchen is the ONLY place I ever hear references to MMWE, and idk if they'll ever understand how much that means to me 😂😂

[@QuentinSnow-wr8wq]

@@AB_channel1234

[@phoenixvance6642]

Immediately followed by talking about cows that plow fields. This guy is a legend

[@CheriTheTree]

I appreciated the image of slave cows😂 so wrong

[@greiglogan1573]

Brian Baumgartner (Kevin from The Office) has been doing some cooking promo's on KZbin and he uses your salt cellar. He seems to agree with "Seasoning your damn food"!

[@andrewgreanias8811]

He did Babish a while back. They should get him on here some time.

[@thepenguishere]

​@@andrewgreanias8811agreed!!!!

[@HappyGothGal]

"Fancy Kevin's Chili"

[@buffaloben2153]

As a dutch person it warms my heart that josh listens to dutch hardstyle natte vistick and vieze asbak are goated

[@emmafalconer6127]

Letterlijk!!!

[@stevedavis2473]

Congratulations on winning the Awards guys. You totally deserve them.

[@maneater901]

which awards did they win?

[@stevedavis2473]

@@maneater901 they won 2 webbys for this & last meals

[@bcaye]

​​@@stevedavis2473, one Webby for Last Meals (best interviews) and two Peoples Choice for Mythical Kitchen and Last Meals. Well deserved and congrats indeed.

[@maneater901]

@@stevedavis2473 oh damn thats cool

[@artfuldetective7447]

"Steak from a depressed old work cow." 🤣"Foamy butter." 😂"I spend about $1800 - $2000 on candles per month so I understand how to budget." 😂Josh is pure gold.

[@SanderJK]

He's mostly showing his internet brain there, it's a famous Dril tweet

[@robertevans551]

Wtf how much money do you make?! That's crazy. Good for you

[@KirbyCom]

@@robertevans551 It's a reference to a tweet, look up "someone who is good at the economy please help me"

[@three-swordmaster1563]

hearing that "well…" when he talks about naked theragunning himself lol😂

[@defectiveshark7602]

The thoughtfulness in the tone, there was a lot of kombucha girl headtilt implied

[@yourfriendbunbury]

Nicole Byer often talks about naked and alone Theragunning. Here’s hoping Josh uses in a similar fashion.

[@graciehatton2828]

Came for his comment cuz that was hilarious and just great 😂

[@superiorpug7708]

Hearing Josh mentioning Europapa being stuck in his head lets me know hes got good taste in music!

[@alaskagal4958]

“Umm, land is sort of a fixed resource. 75% of the earth’s surface is water. If we create a sort of hybrid salmon cow, and we just farmed them in the ocean, I think that solves a lot of our problems.” Waiter, I’ll have what he’s smoking… 👏🤣

[@syarocchi]

we can expand the land with GALVANIZED SQUARE STEEL 🗣🗣

[@EmilyinEPCOT]

Omg please have Dollar Tree Dinners as a guest she’s my favoriiiiittteeee

[@craftiebrown]

I could only imagine the smile on Rebecca's face if she had the opportunity for that kind of exposure. Virginia and LA are far apart, though.

[@TheKai1412]

she’d be a great guest for the pod imo!

[@aquagamer1212]

@@craftiebrownThey have plenty of money to fly her out tbh

[@curiouslittlefrog]

I totally would love this!! Her entire fan base would be enthralled. Plus she really knows what she is doing with dollar tree. I think josh and her would vibe so well

[@swit1905]

Josh's amazement of Miyoko's butter had me laughing 😂 Miyoko's is one of the more bougie vegan butters. I used to buy it for vegan meals when I really wanted to impress people - it's a great product!

[@DarcyWSmith]

I actually come here for cooking tips! You clearly have an intimate, nuanced and expansive understanding of the culinary world to commit such atrocities.

[@Brandonbarger1]

"Salt and Pepa, gonna push it real good." I caught it, Josh. I caught it.

[@beastamer1990s]

Target in Australia is just a clothing and homewares store, the idea of them serving food is literally like walking into a nike store and being offered a cheese tasting platter, absolutely unhinged.

[@janmcclure6239]

Not serving food, just selling it like a grocery store.

[@MrVovansim]

​@@janmcclure6239 fwiw, I've been to a Target that had a mini food court too, where you could buy pizza by the slice, hot dogs, and sandwiches.

[@TromboneLoki]

It wasn't until about a decade ago when most targets started to have grocery sections. (At least at my local stores). Even then, they tend to be much smaller and are missing a lot of things in comparison to regular grocery stores

[@taveonhurd8152]

Australia also has a 90% lower population density than the U.S. When every major city is cramped and rural/underserved communities have food deserts, stands to reason why more of our department stores started offering groceries in the last 10-15 years

[@paytonjones432]

To be fair, I would definitely take a cheese platter from them

[@jenf6046]

You should do a series where you have a fast food worker as a guest (who used to work for a company) to have them AND you make something from that company and have someone blind test to guess who used to work there.

[@algnedpe7271]

great idea

[@MrVovansim]

How do you expect this to work? It's not like mcd store employees know how to make a big mac from scratch, for example

[@cassynedelisky796]

@@MrVovansimagreed. I’m pretty sure they’re just reheating and assembling the food.

[@Hailingfromcork]

Consult with said fast food employee about how the line worked, and how to best match ingridients. Then have mythical crew make it at the same time, with the same ingredients as the fast food employee. See who gets it done fastest, and if the judge can tell mythical chef from fast food employee. Use your 'yes and' a little homie, be more mythical @MrVovansim

[@MrVovansim]

@@Hailingfromcork ok, sure, my constructive suggestion would be to do it with fast casual places, like the Applebee's and the Chili's of the world, because there is at least some cooking involved in those. But even then, there's likely legal issues with someone showing the real true recipes.

[@tinyfrog881]

The shrimp industry is really horrifying... there's a few chapters about it in the book The Secret Life of Groceries, a really interesting book.

[@DawnShipley1977]

Makes me glad I can no longer eat shellfish.

[@Cripplified]

I do not understand how Josh is only 2 years older than me but consistently talks like he is from a different generation. Never seeing an episode of Spongebob when he was like 7 when it came out is crazy.

[@chronicallynerdy4074]

He grew up poor, so I guess he either didn't have cable, or only the basic package. Nickelodeon was kind of expensive back then, since it was grouped with other Turner network stuff.

[@mistylovejoy4060]

There are people out there that didn’t have cable lmao

[@musicmaniac32]

Josh has a soul so old it would fit right in planted in Sequoia National Park. And I'm so here for it.

[@PyraLithiam]

People our age often reference a lot of Nickelodeon to me and they look at me like an alien because I never grew up on them. BUT I have grown up on Buffy, Angel, Charmed, Xena, Star Trek, and they have no clue what I'm even talking about 😭

[@DawnShipley1977]

​@@mistylovejoy4060I didn't growing up. It has never been something constant in my life.

[@PinkCircleO8]

Making a raccoon navy…that’s a great phrase to hear before I start work.

[@eileennovak1656]

Love the horse pants. Love the honesty even more.

[@Sikizu]

The price of the dried chives at target was so audacious for me that I went to the local farmer's market, bought a $2 bundle of fresh chives (with some flowers as well, those are delicious), cut them and dried them myself. Better than any store-bought jarred chives I've ever had. Only took a week to dry on a cookie sheet. Got most of a jar plus the flowers which are huge bombs of chive flavor AND pretty. Sometimes doing things yourself is the best.

[@chronicallynerdy4074]

I dry basil by putting it in a cold oven, setting it to 200F, and just letting it hang out for a bit. Maybe try that method if you want to save some time or use your cookie sheet that week?

[@furrybastard27]

If you want to, you can also just chuck cut chives into the freezer in a container. They lose a bit of texture after a while, but they taste exactly the same and basically defrost instantly because they’re so thin. Plus it’s less work.

[@GilgameshEthics]

I just grow them in the back yard. I never come close to eating as many as I grow

[@luckescotchy7089]

"We have put Steak-Ums in a lot of inappropriate places. Not like that!"

[@theman226]

Im convinced josh legit googles once a day useless knowledge no one will ever need

[@nicotron1]

Man, I did NOT expect to see a Mythical Kitchen video at 5 AM sharp, what a treat!

[@sjkenfield]

The store vs. store videos are some of my favorites. This one today feels like one giant Josh ADHD hyperfixation tangent combined with intrusive thoughts and I'm here for it 😂

[@camillepouliot4248]

Josh mentioning Joost and Europapa has made my day😊

[@DaveLemmens]

I think you should add a third variant to these, with the ingredients that you think are best, or much more reasonable. Like in this dish for instance, what if you use the Target steak, but the Dollar Tree chives. Would it make a difference, either in price or taste? I was always told to buy the best quality meat I can afford, but you can cut some corners on other ingredients. What would be the ultimate dish with ingredients from both stores for the best (not necessarily the cheapest) dish for a reasonable price?

[@LinaToysUnboxing]

This is a great video I each it every day 💜💝💜💝

[@codebreaker5824]

Holy botted comment batman

[@darkdusky730]

I finally got Europapa out of my head and then Josh mentioned it and now it's stuck in my head again 😭😭

[@JT-hr6dq]

Rim Tim Dagi Dim help at all?

[@rabbwit3744]

Same 😭

[@charlesakin1908]

Great, now i started listening to Dufch hard style at work... And i like it. Thanks Josh

[@donovanmallory]

Miyoko's butter is the bee's knees. It fahkin slaps

[@mythril30]

I'm all in for Raccoon super soldiers. Thanks for giving the idea, Josh!!

[@philoctetes_wordsworth]

“Your happiness has made me furious.” Now you just sound like what I imagine the inside of my mother’s head sounds like.

[@edgarfnmeyer]

As a Dutch viewer, loving the hardstyle and Europapark shoutouts, I’ll even ignore your butchering of the pronunciation.

[@vincentvdh9]

lol Europa Park, thanks autocorrect

[@DarthRevan474]

Gwynedd is the best judge! More of her please

[@OmgWtfTsuji]

Anyone but Jordan and I'll be happy.

[@RainCheck797]

Noooo Jordan is the best!!!

[@OmgWtfTsuji]

@@RainCheck797 Pffft the hell she is. She couldn't even identify her girlfriend's cooking last time

[@DarthRevan474]

@@RainCheck797 Disagree. Jordan is the absolute worst.

[@casey8164]

She didn't even try the food. I don't think she could have taken a smaller nibble if she tried.

[@PhoenixTheQueer]

In one video Josh had activated my Dutchmen’s twice. Once with the voting cause European election voting is coming up here And again with Europapa 🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱 Also someone gotta teach Josh hakken that would be fun

[@jac540]

Josh is welkom in europa jonguhhhh....

[@oninineone]

He probably does know what paella is, though.

[@harmvzon]

And he referenced Dutch hardstyle, Vieze asbak and Natte visstick and Dimitri K

[@BoG_City]

Its time for Josh to come here and collab with EtenMetNick for a cooking contest with Joost as a special judge 😁

[@ryanqube9132]

Wait... Force-evolving raccoons so they can swim out to the ocean and eat all the garbage sounds like a solid idea.

[@Eltanin24]

yes but will they make it through the ravenous herds of salmoncattle

[@UkesofHazzard]

Great. Now I'm gonna have "Billy passed the third grade" stuck in my head all day. 🤣🎸🤘

[@higherstandard710]

Call him MrWebby now 😂 congrats. Love all the shows!

[@susana.9483]

The Salt -n- Pepper push it real good reference was perfect !!!!

[@FB711_]

See? You stopped calling the judges blind. I’m proud of you, Josh. ❤️

[@drew20125]

22:35 this is actually so funny after Target announced they are lower the price of over 5000 items today

[@jlstine3]

Josh every single video: What do I do with my off hand? *puts behind back* 🤣

[@AhPook]

I feel like Sporked could use a Josh's picks alongside Rhett and Link's.

[@KillerCornMuffin]

6:30 Joost Klein - Europapa for anyone curious. Yes it's catchy as hell.

[@kittyvanzandt4407]

I've been buying more stuff from Dollar Tree since watching this series. Some great Sauces! Thanks Ya'll!!!

[@audacityofagay]

raw shrimp from the dollar tree is just diabolical

[@DamOneMan]

Y'all should do Kroger's versus Walmart next

[@MrVovansim]

I don't think there is Kroger in LA. Though they do own Ralph's, so they would have Kroger brand items, but I don't know how it works with produce and stuff.

[@juliahalverson3]

​@MrVovansim they do have Kroger lmao

[@DamOneMan]

@@MrVovansim they were sponsored by Kroger's before. On top of that they compared Kroger's brands before, where do you think they're getting the products, online. Los Angeles is ranked number one for having the most Kroger's in the US, 36 of them in California alone

[@MrVovansim]

@@DamOneMan yes, well aware. The distinction I was trying to make is that there's no supermarket literally called Kroger in LA, as you can easily verify by looking at Google maps. But there are supermarkets called something else, but owned by the Kroger corporation, which is where the branded products and sponsorship come from.

[@MissySimpleM]

I'm afraid to look up shrimp now cause I love them and don't want it ruined 😭 Also thanks for rhe voting motivation. European Parliament elections are coming up so I was like YEAH I NEED TO VOTE!

[@vanillalux6537]

Then better don't do it. I never heard about the labour impact, but there is also a sustainability impact that stopped me eating shrimps 10 yrs ago. And they do taste soo good.

[@Zuel5000]

Josh in pants has lost 43% power

[@sauriandrawnin3430]

i know its a cooking show but you should use a damn rice cooker. Even the cheapest $12 one at target will make you perfect rice everytime and we should be encouraging people who don't know to get one. it will save them so much time.

[@florislaatmaar18]

Who would have thought Josh would love the music of Wet Fishstick and Ditry Ashtray?

[@rockincat12]

I did not except Josh to mention Natte Vistick and Vieze Asbak

[@florislaatmaar18]

You think he understands what “Visstick gooi die kankerkick” means?

[@legermuis1]

@@florislaatmaar18i do genuinly hope he googled it

[@patrickloef9809]

Gekoloniseerd

[@JubeiKibagamiFez]

1:40 Just for future reference, you guys should start weighing the whole meal after cooking to get the most accurate value per meal.

[@TurboTimTravels]

I’m wearing a Billy Madison shirt today in honor of Josh’s reference. It has a blue duck.

[@brandonlantier]

I watched it a couple days ago, STOP LOOKING AT ME SWAN!

[@TheRealSteveCampbell]

Nudie magazine day!!

[@joshualangley3314]

"I drew the duck blue cause ,I've never seen a blue duck, and I just really wanted to see a blue duck"

[@beeflo6177]

I'll watch anything u post, u are too hilarious 😂

[@sweetsavorypodcast2613]

“Your happiness has made me furious” I think this is my mostest favorite vegan food response ever

[@ellenburch4908]

Raccoon navy! I like it! Congratulations on your awards. You are awesome! This was a fascinating episode although I love it when you do the myth busting and although some people find it annoying, I love your facts. 🤣🤣

[@ruthiemorton873]

your vibe just strikes me as either a paramedic or someone who's been in the military. like in a good way

[@Mud-Brain]

I love the editing lately, those simple "montages" with the fades or the images and sound effects for emphasis on Josh's salmon-cow rant. Just enough to enhance Josh's ridiculousness.

[@RandomShortsFamily]

Josh's bangs are like a buggy devil look 🤣🤣🤣

[@EvaOwnsAll]

12:55 They're called Manatees, now you have to taste one.

[@bl3wb]

Still my favorite series from this channel! Always look forward to these!

[@AlysseManess]

I would like to see Aldi vs expensive store

[@cammel]

Just wanted to shout out the editing it's so funny this episode omfg

[@TJ-bv]

Gwynedd is my favorite sporked person!!!!!!

[@malvient]

Salmon cows? Josh up in here trying to reignite the whaling industry.

[@Craider79]

"This one - the rice isn't cooked to a coagulated mush - I don't like it!" LOL Cmon Josh - that's a good thing!

[@franceshampel54]

Been a GMM fan since the beginning, but i have to say, i think I now prefer the Mythical Kitchen content more. Love you guys ❤!!

[@mexicanbtman1557]

It's 3am and I'm watching mythical kitchen

[@biep7328]

I love the way Josh pronounces Vieze Asbak (dirty ashtray) and Natte Visstick (wet fishstick). Very german pronounciation of dutch words. 10/10.

[@souulkeeper1384]

Josh just breaking out into the Billy Madison song and then going off into his recent music tastes is the kind of chaos and insanity that makes me feel seen and understood as a person

[@ekatchkey2405_faithreimg]

When Josh started talking about vegan fish, my mind instantly went to the Vegan Calmari I had at Cafe Gratitude during my trip to LA this past fall. Another trip is definitely in order.

[@fingernails603]

Josh is truly a mythical beast.

[@scorpionqueen11]

When Gwynedd said, "Inflation is a con job," I literally pointed at my screen like that Leo DiCaprio meme because she was spitting! 🔥

[@taylord1337]

You guys should do a Fusion challenge. Each person on a team picks a country from a hat and then they have to combine it with the other person on their team to make a new fusion food. OK, thanks bye!

[@FoxStitch21]

Don't worry, Josh, the final song from Billy Madison has been in my head on & off for the last couple of weeks... "Do you have anymore gum? More gum? More gum? More gum? Do you have anymore gum?"

[@Wheezy_Coco]

My son loves to watch Billy Madison. His fav part is the invisible penguin 😂

[@Clarisadoesntknowitall]

Knowing that Josh listens to hardstyle makes my day

[@ChaysieMcChayse]

"Can i do it naked?" "No... Well.."

[@jjp_vids4325]

I love that the constant with all these videos is the salt well

[@seanmoorey6400]

Best series on this channel

[@ericscherer7209]

"Normally with my off hand I would be guarding the passing lane" made me comment on this. Gold.

[@WanderingCowboy]

its crazy how much this channel has grown! i remember when this channel hit 50k subs, now 3 mill!!!

[@ebsxdr]

what in the raccoon navy😂😂 i aint never heard nothing like that before

[@WickedDreadroot]

josh trying to say dutch words warms my soul

[@AndyAtHome]

You had me at "racoon navy", let's get this done!

[@KnowahElliott]

The salt and pepper boomer humor got me 😂

[@Zuub470]

On the unlikely chance Josh sees this, I'd like you to know that years ago I added you to my Pathfinder homebrew world diety pantheon as the god of Jorts and Chaos, and cooking.

[@jimmysmith2882]

I'd say put the Target steak on the Dollar Tree plate instead and you might have a pretty good meal for a lower cost.

[@Frentraken]

The dollar trees insistence on maintain that dollar per item price point, and a very weak dollar has left ours disappointingly devoid of choice. Though through them, I have learned Faygo not only exists still, but has a large assortment of flavours.

[@dougjb7848]

Which dollar? Recent stories The US dollar is so strong that China's central bank, among others, just keeps loading up on gold. The US dollar index, which measures the currency’s strength against six of its peers, closed Tuesday May 14 at 106.26, its highest level since early November. The US economy’s remarkable strength is a big reason behind the dollar’s rally over the past week.

[@Frentraken]

@@dougjb7848 why ask, AND make the worst assumption possible? 🤔

[@iheartlownotes]

felt the "when i decide to do something i have to do it" line deep in my soul

[@jennifernewell9096]

Josh is extra chaotic in this episode 😂

[@Caterich97]

17:35 yes, thank you Josh. This is my mantra with snow also.

[@kyleeh1912]

i laughed when he said "Gordon Ramsay would be proud of this"

[@Cetio]

Never expected to hear abnout natte vistik and vieze asbak in a mythical video, they are great!!!

[@DamaraPineda-py5ty]

I love you’re videos watch them all the time I honestly think it’s amazing on ratings and how you’re showing that reality on prices outside store compare to Dollar Tree still make good food :) love from Calgary Canada 🇨🇦 keep up good work on videos

[@peterharris6409]

Yaaaaaay Billy!!! Billy’s Number One!!!!

[@maxdavison4057]

Mama subtly dropping the info on the shrimp industry and making me go down a rabbit whole