Naked Video - Paul Simon's agent meets with an orange band

[@tomhamilton5261]

Scots humour at its best! Great companion sketch to the great Rikki Fulton and Gregor Fisher Rangers sketch!

[@jamesaitchison9478]

I loved Naked Video, the list of stars that started on that show is quite impressive.

[@pilgrimoutdoors-uk6177]

Epic old school comedy - People would sh*t bricks now doing something like this. Golden era of fun.

[@Ricky-oi3wv]

Nah you can still do ethnic / sectarian parody about certain groups. Just pick peoples & cultures the BBC don't like and you can al Jolson the bit out to your wee heart's content.

[@nebularain3338]

Why would they shit bricks? There's nothing offensive about this whatsoever. Stop making shit up about how people are more offended today, then getting offended by it yourself.

[@SamoIsKing]

Mans never watched an episode of South Park in his life.

[@francoandjimtherotties2592]

2022 and I'm still watching this

[@geovarni]

These are very educated comedians, we don't have comedy like this anymore

[@terrydray]

we don't have educated writers anymore.

[@simonatford1]

@@terrydray All many modern comedians know is comedy.

[@Bruce-1956]

They'll be saying that in 30 years.

[@nebularain3338]

Tell me what modern comedy have you seen to be able to make that statement?

[@johnreeveswilliamson7228]

Probably because today’s generation would find this offensive to many snowflakes. 😣❄️

[@chuckleheed]

Laugh ?!? I nearly pi$$ed my pants. 😅😅😅 Special occasions when passing the pineapple 🤣🤣🥁🥁🔊🔊

[@Mishima505]

“Is he a catholic Jew or a Protestant Jew?” 😂😂😂

[@peterdawson5985]

A SCOUSER F.T.P EVERTON 1690

[@1gerard47]

​@peterdawson5985 Scottish catholic Liverpool and celtic forever 🖕😂❤️

[@glesgatoi4320]

Absolutely love Karen Dunbar lol even a couple seconds of screen time and she’s so noticeable

[@ammackay5041]

Johnny Beattie's other daughter​@@davidcollins1577

[@COYBIG1967]

Mary doll in there too

[@COYBIG1967]

@@davidcollins1577the woman that speaks to the agent at the start is Karen Dunbar without doubt and the lady behind bar is Elaine c smith

[@ammackay5041]

@@COYBIG1967 not a chance

[@ChrisM541]

"Since when does playing in an Orange band have anything to do with music" 🤣🤣

[@joemccann138]

When you compare them to republican bands 👍

[@punkndisorderly2381]

@@joemccann138 nice answer 😎

[@alexmcintyre6353]

@@joemccann138both lot of knuckle-draggers.

[@joemccann138]

@@alexmcintyre6353 knucklehead springs too mind for you

[@Happydays1875Manchester]

@joemccann what a comeback btw beauty 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[@helenfearon8875]

Hilarious ... even after all these years !!

[@ayem8320]

West eh Scotland banter is probably the best in the world man 😂😂

[@dsmyify]

Shut it, tadger!

[@jacobiter]

It's the most embarrassing in the world, bigotry isn't funny

[@capitol7950]

I fucking doubt it, where everyone is a comedian, met enough west coast minks, to know otherwise.

[@SubsWithNoVideos-oh6kw]

Kev D don’t greet mate

[@tjclarke1892]

@@jacobiter Oml stfu

[@denniscole173]

Funny thing, a friend of mine from Haifa, Israel studied at the Belfast Bible college in the late 70's at the height of the troubles when you had to go through the security into the city centre. One of the police men stopped my friend f9r his i.d. Gidon gave him his Israeli passport. The cop said I see you're Jewish and Gidon said yes then the cop said are you a Catholic Jew or a Protestant Jew. You can understand while I just coughed up a lung when that line came up here. Thanks for sharing.

[@johnyger1]

Pish never happened

[@TheBlaert]

@@johnyger1 you'd be surprised

[@johnyger1]

@@TheBlaert no chance, made up pish

[@afitzsimons]

@@johnyger1 Maybe not in that instance but I worked with a mormon who did his missionary stint in Belfast and he was regularly asked if he was a Catholic mormon or a protestant moron.

[@matthewwilson3202]

There's a joke about a door to door salesman from New Delhi who immigrated to northern ireland...are you from delhi or London delhi?

[@stevocooldude]

"Oh, thats a big drum!!" 🤣🤣🤣

[@thomasjones2415]

Still Brilliant 2Day That Sketch, But For Me 1 Of The Best Sketchs Ever In Scottish Comedy, Is In Scotch And Wry When Rangers Sign A Catholic, That Is Just So Hilarious,

[@robertcurrie3386]

Couldn't play the second half had to go to mass... Whit??? 🤣

[@ammackay5041]

@@robertcurrie3386 "well I couldnae miss it, no' wi ma brother bein the Cardinal" 😆

[@siobhancosgrove4145]

I'm an Irish Catholic and i was sore laughing. LOVE this

[@Kelly14UK]

Scottish Protestant schools, me. Yeah it's hilarious.

[@mred20]

Lol why wouldn't you be? I'm a British protestant and it doesn't matter to me what anyone is taking the piss out of, I think when people stop laughing at themselves they've closed their mind.

[@Kelly14UK]

Agreed. Humour and peace is better than brainless bigotry. @@mred20

[@paulcarolan2475]

Siobhan Cosgrove hello from old bridge battle of Boyne site county Meath☺😈😯

[@mickclifford8238]

SAME HERE MATE , IRISH CATHOLIC , FUNNY

[@MrKenny777]

Ha ha. He has a lot of marches in Wisha' in early July. You're not kidding - they play merry hell with the traffic.

[@Nixter1974007]

Good laugh, old school proper madness 😂😂😂

[@Why_even_try]

Is he a Catholic Jew or a Protestant Jew? Quality.

[@martinkscott]

Which key is it in? E,G,D? Oh it’s definitely D cause it goes D D D D D D D lol 😂

[@simplesimonhadapie]

This had killed me for too long and I am a Hun

[@robertcurrie3386]

Absolutely brilliant 🤣

[@teamblitz1990]

As a Catholic I laughed so much.

[@reducer774]

The DDD punchline was a seminal event in Scottish culture. I don’t think it mattered what your ‘side’ was. Everybody got it and everybody howled…

[@Timberdoodle197]

Im in an orange band this is hilarious 😂

[@juv7]

Absolutely brilliant. What key D. Dddddddd 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@iancunningham941]

Wow!!! I grew up in Wishaw. Live in Australia now. The bands were good.

[@rowlandbrant674]

Netherton Road the pride of Wishy!! And I'm from the south coast of England 🤣🤣

[@alexmcintyre6353]

@@rowlandbrant674wishy knuckle draggers.

[@alanfox691]

​@rowlandbrant674 Pride of Motherwell are a good band always have been. Live in Hamilton South Lanarkshire moved here close to 5 years ago now.

[@ColinRTG]

Craigneuk true defenders 🇬🇧​@@alanfox691

[@rosemcgee8368]

I am an Irish Catholic and it is hilarious 🤣🤣

[@deusvult8251]

@Encore1234567890 n0

[@alanfox691]

My family is very mixed, but you need to be able to laugh at yourself's & the situation the world around you puts you in at times.

[@1gerard47]

Scottish catholic still.as funny😂

[@Alan-q5f3u]

I'm not and id laugh if it was the other way.....Harry Enfield..mad ulsterman is funny

[@fiferjohnston]

Saw that years ago, brilliant !!

[@cogboy302]

I'm a Prod from Ulster. A Catholic mate of mine married a Chinese girl in Derry Cathedral in 2001. She was Buddist. At their wedding, folk were genuinely asking, 'Is she a Catholic Buddist, or a Protestant Buddist?' Not a word of a lie. I nearly choked laughing at that one.

[@Bob-ts2tu]

I once read an article an old woman wrote a few years ago asking why we call saddam hussain 'saddam'. She mused that in the war we didnt refer to adolf hitler by his christian name, so why do we do it to him?. i think i more facepalmed that one than choked laughing 😀

[@maureenurquhart]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@SimonTimoney-74]

Don't talk shite

[@SimonTimoney-74]

That jokes as old as you

[@Barefoot_Joe]

She MARRIED a Catholic so she's a Catholic Buddhist obviously

[@Tony-h7b4p]

Is Paul Simons agent played by the guy in 2 doors down?.

[@robertcurrie3386]

It's Jonathan watson does only an excuse and few other things including two doors down.

[@georgebrowne5935]

This is how the World sees this every year. Extremely weird and yet funny.

[@thegreyfolk]

Oy vey, is this funny or what? I nearly pi$$ed myself laughing, great comedy.

[@projectdalekmark]

Can't believe this has had so many views. I've been hopeful that Naked video comes back into the public eye!

[@parkerrydbomkansascitybill1863]

This is hilarious! What year was this filmed?

[@StewartBrand85]

1991 mate

[@garylawless2236]

1987. Definitely.

[@poneil6442]

1690

[@Desert-Father]

"Thats a big drum."

[@mapuppa]

We’ve a lot of marches in Wishaw then 😂😂😂😂

[@TrevorHadden]

James Galway played in a band

[@theclitfinder]

I bet "Jamesie Cotter" had a lot of fun playing his part

[@williamsterben]

Talkin' of shite, where's Cotter?

[@CarlCaldwell]

2:34 👀 👀 😂 Rab c brilliant 👍

[@janagzennai1212]

Is he a catholic Jew or a proddie jew

[@roscommonman7459]

Since when did playing in an orange band have anything to do with music, brilliant 😂

[@sammckinstry]

Playing in an Orange band didnae do James Galway any harm, eh?

[@huggybear811]

Tony Roper wearing a sash lol

[@thomasjones2415]

He Was Once A Bluenose Tony Roper Untill He Married A Catholic Woman,

[@amandapoakes542]

This just cracked me up 😂

[@pvt.plankgaming8006]

passin the pineapple ! fucking love it

[@TheZetec63]

Tony Ropers a big Tim by the way.

[@mrpointy123]

Absolutely brilliant!!! NFSE!!

[@kennydurkin]

I'm PaulSimon and you're all jock tamson's Bairns to me

[@davidmacgregor5193]

For our English friends and other foreigners who don't know, "Pineapple" is a Chapel, Scottish slang for a Roman Catholic church. I used tae attend the Orange parades in Scotland and the Catholics would throw keech at the band, they must have been havin' a dirty protest.

[@alanbbrady8196]

What's a MacGregor doing supporting the English Crown?

[@rbak]

For our English friends and other foreigners who don't know, keech is Scottish slang for a big lump of shite.

[@fyrdman2185]

@@alanbbrady8196 Why not?

[@stephenwalker850]

Waahttupp

[@harryblack5041]

Talkin' Jobbies.....

[@frankkelleher1888]

Rab c was pure genius

[@1hamshank]

Him, Homer Simpson and Al Bundy are my role models. Loved Naked Video, the Outer Hebrides Broadcasting Corporation 😀

[@billmagowan1492]

Until they brought it back effing and blinding then it was just puerile shite…..

[@valeriewoelfinger8456]

Brilliant show

[@CameroncorneliusSmith.-SWGB]

The reason I went to night school theatre.

[@gerryregan3577]

Passing a pineapple!!!!😂😂

[@marymcgurk5707]

Brilliant love this am catholic but love this

[@robertpollock2037]

Our catholic neighbours back in Dunfermline knew the words to these songs of hate better than any Orangeman

[@hollyylloh515]

Stay positive with Sherpa 😇♥️🐶😇♥️🇬🇧💖💯

[@67lionsoflisbon37]

Priceless!

[@leonaking4073]

💘love it,from a green nose.!!!!

[@daviekuklatv]

ahh the good old times. Im a catholic, but you know the old days were much better then all the "hurt feelings" bollox of thedays people.

[@robertcurrie3386]

Very true I'm other side but your absolutely spot on 👍

[@cogboy302]

I was raised in NI as Presbyterian and went to work in England in the mid '90s. '99 - 2001, my best mate was an Irish Catholic lad from Derry. We'd both put religion behind us and just decided to be mates. Not sure that we would have been friends if we'd both still been in NI. There are still too many people clinging onto the past. It's a round planet, and so far, we don't have the option to piss off somewhere else if we don't like the neighbours.

[@ThomasPrior-wv6zn]

PIC OF THE POPE ON THE DRUM LOL

[@rancidbhoy]

Tony Roper in a Sash hahaha

[@normalhumanperson4149]

I'm an Ulster loyalist and I loved this!

[@sundaysloth4559]

Loyalist 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Itsatimething]

This is hilarious. Even as a Protestant Rangers fan, I cannot stand the Orange Lodge or the so-called music. The organisation exist solely to induce hatred. This sketch is fantastic, and displays them for what they are.

[@josiewallace7968]

The funny thing is that Tony Roper is a Celtic fan 😂😂😂

[@robertcurrie3386]

​@@josiewallace7968class act

[@alanrobertson7333]

My bloodline is Ulster / Scottish tradition is tradition . I’ve got many Irish friends that I call brother ! History is history and since when Ian Paisley and Martin McGuinness shook hands and brought peace to Ulster times have changed . So don’t hate the lodge or its members it’s part of history and that will always be there . I’m glad that Ulster has peace but I won’t ever forget my history

[@Sabhoh]

@@alanrobertson7333paradox of tolerance

[@Roger-Bacon]

Aye its just a march of sheer hatred , bigotry and giro spongers.

[@wolfman9132]

Rab & Jamesy Govan’s finest 🍺

[@jamesoldham4550]

What's the comedy called

[@Bonoscot]

From Naked Video...To....Scotch and Wry....to .......Trainspotting 2 .......Ripping the piss outta the orangeman is just so easy to do

[@ambrosemalone1891]

What kind of drum is that? Eaaaah it's a big drum... Fckn brill..

[@kingofthecelts2247]

I'm a catholic from Dublin. Love the pope on the drum to make it sound better.😂☘️🇮🇪🙏✝️✝️✝️✝️

[@boomerhgt]

Brilliant a better World when we can laugh about things , now everyone is butt hurt if you look at them the wrong way

[@jamiefoyers2800]

I mind this sketch!. I'm surprised this got past the "woke" censors!. Brilliant stuff!.

[@sinisterteaser4464]

Those famous woke orange men

[@callumdolten7486]

He is in two doors down

[@mickkennedy1344]

"Since when did playing in an Orange band have anything to do with music?"

[@royrobinson2030]

Mick Kennedy it is a form of music you spoon

[@mickkennedy1344]

3:14 -- Clean your ears out, you idiot --- did they not teach you at school what 'quotation marks' are

[@johnallan5759]

Mick Kennedy jon

[@zombiekilla4484]

Poor Craigs a Salty big ot because he went to a different school and all he was thought was how to hate the 'cafflicks'.

[@yttommy76]

In a distant time far away when people didnt take themselves so seriously and could laugh at themselves. Now this would be on twitter and it would fuel a hate war and result in humble apologies and careers cancelled.

[@LoFiRecoverySoundscapes]

Stone me that agent's accent has been around a bit

[@yyyfffff33333]

Loved Mason Boyne !

[@rosemaryfleming7120]

Sad we can’t have humour like this any more, everything so pc . Loved this

[@oldvanman]

Who, in the name O` fk says we canny ? we are Scots` ,, dae whit ye want an pay ra sheriff court oan the monday, dolly dimple hen , merry bucky friday Jx

[@stephenwalker850]

@@oldvanman existentialism nice

[@ChrisM541]

Fcuk pc, enjoy life.

[@nebularain3338]

Ehh did you just not hear about Frankie Boyle, Jimmy Carr, or the scores of other modern comedians who are super offensive? Or are you just ignoring that so you can do a "we were harder back in my day" becasue the Daily Mail told you the wokes were banning everything?

[@johnhehir508]

The orange king did not speak English and neither do the Scots ☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️

[@radharcanna]

Brilliant!

[@siobhancosgrove79]

What did the guy mean when he said Passing a pineapple?

[@CovenantersfriendRTB]

Passing the chapel

[@siobhancosgrove79]

@@CovenantersfriendRTB Thank You for answering my question. x

[@garycrawford3026]

Pineapple is short for Chapel .daffdees

[@christopherdrennan3511]

Gregor is using his Rab C voice in this sketch.

[@MrGersboy72]

Not really, jumped it up to further the stereotype that all orange men are for lack of a better word "bams" which clearly is not the case

[@dsmyify]

His Govan voice.

[@desmondtalent6721]

Pure class

[@nobbyblue1]

Funny as fuck d d d d d d d d d.

[@matthewleslie4448]

Tony Roper's salute at the end 👀

[@kathrynmccrory1110]

Love it

[@Smellthecoffee100]

Does anyone know the episode with the secist football manager gets his balls crushed by the football manageress?

[@philipdoherty5441]

Pearler

[@elainekerslake6865]

Rab and Jamesy

[@declanmccourt9857]

A lot of matches in wishaw😂

[@danielplayfair3596]

They love this at Celtic park, go play it outside it 😉

[@Bongo-sm3mf]

Although this piece of comedy may be amusing to some. The reality of Secteranism is very real. My family are English Catholics having started my first real job at 19 years old in n.ireland in 1983 I experienced for the first time what this Cancer is like. From verbal abuse threats assaults beatings and threatened with loaded weapons in order to intimidate me out of my employment. In a government agency. That same agency now calls itself the Royal Irish regiment and has covered up countless incidents of violence on Catholics who have worked within its rank's Shame on them

[@brijones]

no pope of rome,no chapels to sadden my eyes,no nuns and no priests,and no rosary beads,and every day is like the 12th of july

[@bcfclad3755]

bri jones 🇬🇧🤚🏻

[@tiernanwearen8096]

No pope of Rome no nuns no priests no rosarys beeds Is my dream to and thats from someone who went to a papish school

[@tiernanwearen8096]

@@phil2003ashleigh no pope of Rome no nuns no priests no rosarys beeds Is my dream to and thats from someone who went to a papish school

[@scottcrichton5364]

P M S L at this .

[@martryan2060]

Jamsie cotter and Rab C

[@azzi07]

Funny thing is the orange order are a laughing stock

[@azzi07]

The Changer I mean they are a bunch of british men, who are obsessed with their German queen and a dutchman who like to fondle his horse. They are an absoloute embarassment.

[@markwatson4043]

@@azzi07 You must support the "Nappy Rippers" then ? 55 WATP . . . . .

[@azzi07]

@@markwatson4043 no im a rangers man actually, orange order should have no place in society though, racist, sectarian knuckle draggers

[@johnny2hats330]

Maybe to you... but they are popular in their own towns and always draw a big turnout. My uncle leads one of the lodges and he's never had a bad word to say about anyone. So yeah...laugh it up all you want and if you don't like the marches then stay home. .

[@azzi07]

@@johnny2hats330 so i need to stay home whilst people are out celebrating the death and scilencing of catholics? Book a hall if you want that sort of thing and let normal members of society get on with there day

[@2022_t]

Lived in wishaw since i was born lol 12 july big day lol class

[@gavindouglas7020]

Ulster is BRITISH

[@SimonFoston]

There aren't many things as cringeworthy as a Scottish actor trying to sound American.

[@ChrisM541]

There aren't many things as cringeworthy as a prick and a keyboard.

[@hyperactive2882]

O aye lads the morra is the 12

[@harryfilmer4371]

How True!

[@bernardprice20]

Hilarious

[@ianherries6350]

KEEP YOURSELVES TRUE

[@paulbiggs9279]

Quality.

[@lornanicholson1875]

It funny in any way. Sickening in fact

[@robertlewis644]

The Orange Order is quite funny...

[@joegoldman1847]

Sickening is a bit much.