rangers sign an R .C

[@DonWan47]

One of the finest comedy sketches in Scottish history. Magnificent.

[@Spookieham]

Without a doubt one of the best sketches they ever did. Up there with Supercop and Mark McManus

[@ianmcbain898]

That facials from Rikki from 1.23 - 1.34 fkn priceless 🤣

[@areteees]

The way he puts his head in his hands and goes "Brendan O'Malley..." makes me lose it every time hahahahaha

[@DonWan47]

That’s when I lost it. “Brendan O’Malley”

[@fatdomgamiello2400]

Sassenachs even worse than Catholics 😂😂 1872 - 2012 😂😅🎉🎉🎉 gaun brendan😅

[@jaymacgee_A_Bawbag_Blethering]

I’m 60 now and vividly remember that Hogmanay didn’t start till the whole family had watched the” Scotch and Rye” New Year special . I loved the motor bike Policeman who’s goggles always flew off backwards when he tried to take them off 👍🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿😆

[@jaymacgee_A_Bawbag_Blethering]

@Captain slow takes me right back🤣 👍🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[@RedLester09]

Awright, Sterling, oot the car! 🤣

[@RedLester09]

*Stirling

[@Cassius..]

the three of them just brought back so many memories of New Year in the late 70’s 80’s As kids we’d get a wee Rum & coke. It was mandatory lol. Ricky playing policeman with the Google’s did get me every time too. 😂

[@jaymacgee_A_Bawbag_Blethering]

@@Cassius.. abs my friend ! New Year didn’t start till Scotch n Wry came on - sadly that and the new tears we both remember are consigned to history now . All our neighbours used to go as a troupe to each other’s houses and us kids were allowed to stay awake as long as you could 😄 👍🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[@thomasjones2415]

Rest In Peace Gerald Kelly And Rikki Fulton,

[@sandybroon1962]

Ricky Fulton was superb 😂

[@markbrooks2222]

a true legend

[@Brown87]

The way he repeats "Brendan O'Malley" 😂

[@wendybarrett6309]

Utter genius. Way ahead of its time. We miss you Rikki.

[@thomasjones2415]

Definitely

[@iamurdad77]

Exactly of it's time.

[@dme2431]

The slow realisation after he says "mass". Brilliant

[@johnmorrison2604]

Same thing ...apart from Christian catholiscsm is över a 1000 years older than the first protestant the ex Catholic priest breakaway...

[@johnmorrison2604]

Martin Luther....ex Catholic priest ...the first protests...on earth...a TV gay boy

[@SurgeEquityResearch]

@@johnmorrison2604It’s 2025. Not many in society care about that; of course except from the knuckledraggers like yourself.

[@kevinbernard9791]

The great Gerrard kelly and the legendary rab c nesbitt not to mention the ultimate rikki fulton lol classic Scottish comedy gold

[@joespence7084]

One of the best sketches ever

[@michaelcampbell6873]

joe Spence v.

[@thomasjones2415]

Diffently

[@thomasjones2415]

Just Pure Utter Class, This Sketch Will Never Ever Got Old, Its Just A Classic,

[@SubsWithNoVideos-oh6kw]

Paul Doherty how ??

[@thomasjones2415]

Paul U Must Be A Tim,

[@casparweinberg9845]

@Paul Doherty Tam is a class act...typical hun😂😂😂

[@D88111]

4:51 “ A wan legged rabbi” 😂

[@fitnesslauren2423]

A zulu warrior 😂

[@matthewleslie4448]

@@fitnesslauren2423 A Spanish hemafibrite 🤣

[@fitnesslauren2423]

@@matthewleslie4448 too hilarious

[@countycricklewood]

It’s like watching the entire negative nebulous mentality of orange ethos and belief in one sketch

[@margaretmcgroarty2152]

I still think this is funny in 2021 . But I find this sad that only Gregor Fisher is still alive

[@adriannewby8555]

@@chedz3409 123

[@adriannewby8555]

@@chedz3409 qw

[@andrewmackay1423]

1:35 would have been a great place to stop this; with that reaction that deserved an Oscar.

[@helenmooney2772]

Always makes me laugh every time I watch this never tire of it😂😂😂

[@tommyhoops1888]

Great memories watch this show growing up

[@Irish780]

As a Catholic i love this 😜

[@rossfowler7530]

Ik really funny mate. 😂

[@michaelking9772]

You don't have to be Catholic to enjoy but I get it.!!!!

[@alanfox691]

The West of Scotland what a wonderful place. It's a Nuthouse but you got to love it well it provides such great comady material no place quite like it. It's great to be from such a place.

[@jamesbradshaw3389]

@@michaelking9772 That is true, Brilkliant

[@BadBaduila]

It only remains for me to welcome you to the club Brendan 😂😂

[@roomeleven7024]

Classic comedy.Just got mo Johnson written all over it.

[@gullfiber2010]

how so? Souness actually wanted Johnston..

[@caeserromero3013]

Irony was a few years later Rangers were signing any English they could get their hands on. Brummies, Cockneys, anything...and then they signed Mo Johnston...

[@blairmarshall544]

Just laugh at the scetch

[@1972dsrai]

Johnston was a brave man tbf having both Celtic and Rangers fans upset. I’m sure he must have had 24/7 security as his life must have been threatened by fans of both clubs.

[@FrankOBrien-ti7ny]

I think you'll find that it wasn't a 50-50 problem. Jock Stein and Kenny Dagleish were Protestant.

[@kriskalpa]

genius, Hogmanay and Rikki Fulton were perfect. That's Scotland!

[@graemewatson9876]

3 comic legends this is what you call comedy Scotch & Wry absolute brilliance from Rikki Fulton Gregor Fisher & Gerard Kelly

[@thomasjones2415]

Diffently

[@davidmcclymont6326]

Ma best pal is a dIe hard Catholic Celtic fan n he pissed his frilleys when I showed him this video absolute Glasgow comedy genius we miss you Ricki gbnf

[@thomasjones2415]

Diffently

[@keef71]

may seem tame now, but this could be the most satirical sketch ever in Scotland. The fact it was on Scotch & Wry means it was dealt with with humour - disnae mean to say that even the thought of this would've had a large number of Rangers fans/West of Scotland prods foaming at the mouth (no, REALLY). It would take a while, but eventually players like Mo Johnston or Terry Butcher would sign for the Gers - of course if they played really well, then they were ibrox legends - if they didn't then you can guess the rest...

[@graemewatson1106]

This is comedy gold 3 legends Gregor Fisher Rikki Fulton & Gerrard Kelly. Rikki’s face when Gerrard says he had to go to mass 1:19-1:37 😂😂one legged Rabbi. Sammy shut up 😂😂 RIP Rikki & Gerrard yous & Gregor made this clip legendary

[@duncanwilson2392]

I don't know. I think the last guy fits rangers image pretty well.

[@kmcj9]

Old but Gold never get that again brilliant ❤

[@wadefite]

Bless me father for I have signed.

[@celtictillidie67]

@@wadefite l😂😂

[@celtictillidie67]

@@wadefite 😂😂😂

[@cycleSCUBA]

😂😅😂

[@Kelly14UK]

"Naw, ah hid tae go tae Mass". Class.

[@pathegarty4757]

I'm a Rangers fan and I pissed myself. Funny as fnck.

[@helenmooney2772]

Watching this in 2022 and it’s still brilliant 😂😂

[@jamesbradshaw3389]

watched this for the first time on the 7th July 2024, It is totally Brillant, my wife played this to me on her iPhone as I was driving away after attending Sunday mass, i had tears streaming down my cheeks, I just made it around the roundabout, I had pains in my side from laughter, i just about managed to keep the car on the road

[@garylawless2236]

Funnily enough, within 5 years Rangers' first team was packed with English players. It was around 8 years prior to Maurice Johnston's signing.

[@wonjubhoy]

During the late 1990s rangers signed lots of Italians. Hearts fans teased rangers fans 'you have more tims than Celtic!'

[@dermymoto]

@@EmmyG7 bigoted moron

[@pato2200]

In time, they even signed a one-legged rabbi, a zulu warrior, and a Spanish hermaphrodite. I guess that's progress, too.

[@saorsa5]

​@@pato2200clown

[@marioncharleston]

​@@pato2200yeah.we have rabbie matondo&for the 1legged weve got dessers

[@AndyB1286]

"I had to go to mass." 😂

[@gordonbiggar6779]

Ricky Fulton man was really funny and wil be sadly missed I really loved his banter was saddened when I heard he passed away RIP Ricky

[@thomasjones2415]

Rest In Peace Gerald Kelly I Loved City Lights, He Was Fantastic In That

[@ammackay5041]

@HB 77 NEVER call Andy Gray 'Chancer' to his face.. he feckin' hates it 🤣🙈

[@ammackay5041]

@HB 77 a classmate of mine from college years ago, used to live near him as a kid, and him and his mates used to call him it if they saw him, and he'd chase them up the street 🤣🙈💁🏻‍♂️

[@ammackay5041]

@HB 77 exactly 🙈🙄

[@casparweinberg9845]

....and yer granny's drawers tam jones😂😂😂

[@dpinto6278]

He was great in EastEnders.

[@johnharrison8857]

“I couldn’t miss the Mass…..my brother is a Cardinal!!!!!!”😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@nicksmart5469]

Lighten up everyone! I’m a prod and can laugh 😂 at this

[@nicksmart5469]

Apparently this is “sir” Matt busby in reverse! ! He only signed catholic’s. The only reason George best got signed was because he supported a catholic team in Belfast so I was told

[@johnhiggins779]

@@nicksmart5469 Aye, so you were told, was it doon at the ludge you "were told"? LOL!

[@nicksmart5469]

John Higgins Aye summat like that ! Lol 😂

[@YARROWS9]

Whit the F**k is a prod?

[@scottwhitley3392]

@duncan stirling least we don’t force our kids to separate schools 👍🏻

[@patrickkirby6435]

Loving it from Dublin 😂😂

[@desperatedan3985]

Comedy, when snow flakes didn’t exist⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️👌

[@colmivers]

"Especially aboot deh hawnds"

[@cryptomime1429]

@Sam's Gang CR Oh my sweet fifty five

[@alanrobertson7333]

Scottish comedy at its finest , my cousin John Robertson was part of the Celtic training team ! That caused uproar in the family I can tell ya 😂😂😂😂

[@wboyle9721]

This was so funny total class

[@martinberry3271]

have you ever had had a plook the desperation of bigotry so funny

[@EclecticMinecraftBuilds-ky9rt]

The genius about this is it’s made for both sets of fans to find funny

[@bellcstu]

Funny then...funny now 🤣

[@bugsymalone1660]

Hilarious, I remember watching it as a kid & that was in a time with less than a handful of channels so it was talked about all over Scotland for days. I’ve just shown my wife this clip , she’d never seen it , I thought everyone of an age had. I also remember going to see a play with Jimmy Logan & Una McLean at the Kings in Glasgow that took on the same subject around the same time, I don’t remember it’s name but Jimmy starred as a Rangers fan who got arrested for throwing an orange at a referee only to come home and find that same referee renting the spare room at home, he also had to suffer the indignity of jumping for joy at the news his son had signed a professional football contract only to discover that he wouldn’t be wearing the shirt he had dreamed about 😳 oops. I don’t know why some of the people commenting on this are getting heat up, if yea canny laugh then you’ve lost before yea start 😉

[@svengalisounds4471]

Brendan O'Malley 😂😂😂

[@stonedroses100]

RIP Gerard Kelly

[@alanwilson1452]

Classic British comedy at its best 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣✌✌✌🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@christopherjolly3556]

Its always scottish when its pish but british when its good , i.e andy murray winning wimbledon he was british but when he won fuck all else he was scottish lol haha 😂😂

[@celtictillidie67]

@@christopherjolly3556 exactly

[@craigkelly4278]

I had to go to Mass lol the face

[@TheGrowler55]

Still funny 😂😂😂😂😂 just saying from Glasgow 😎🇬🇧

[@EMINEM4973]

Now at least 2/3 of the Rangers team are Catholic. How times have changed. Its always good to reminiscent from the past though to see how far we have come.

[@bobdole5350]

2/3? There's a fair few more than that nowadays

[@1313tennisman]

ya but theyre all catholics from south america or southern europe

[@conlaiarla]

@@1313tennisman Popery has no national borders . There millions of them.

[@celtictillidie67]

@@conlaiarla Billions Of Us

[@chickensprint]

@@conlaiarla The British don't actually hate Catholics or the pope, they just convince themselves they do as a vector for anti Irish sentiment

[@bannjaxx]

Souness dragged them kicking and screaming into the 20th century by throwing out all this bigotted rubbish.

[@stuartcribbes1794]

Brilliant Glasgow banter

[@stevecooksley]

They should do a follow up sketch where Graeme Souness accidentally signs a Scottish Protestant.

[@stevenmcghee6649]

Only Ricki Fulton could have got away with this at the time in Scotland!

[@iangascoigne8231]

A young Rab C Nesbitt.

[@azapro911]

Exclusive footage of Mo Johnston's 1989 contract signing. 😜

[@Billy-d2r]

Any1 watching 2024, old school comedy when it was allowed

[@routeman680]

Mo Johnston signed for Rangers in 1989. I can't remember when this sketch was broadcast. Was it before or after? What a long expressive face Rikki Fulton has. Notice how much longer his face is than the other two. I always liked him from Francie and Josie onward.

[@onedirectioninfected6868]

Brendan O’Malley😭😭😭😭😭

[@timothyahern9476]

I love this sketch and have seen it so many times. The only thing is that I'm a kiwi and don't really get why the the fact he's Catholic is such a deal breaker. I do remember once asking my dad, a kiwi by way of England, about it and all he'd say was "Rangers don't hire Catholics" which was obvious from the sketch. If someone could ELI5 it would be much appreciated.

[@CrackaPackify]

It has as much to do with Northern Ireland as Scotland, madly enough. During the Irish Famine (1845-1849) Glasgow had a huge influx of Irish immigrants (mostly Catholics) and this caused quite a bit of anger in the local community who was largely Protestant. This kinda bubbled under the surface quite a lot, but manifested itself in the communities having things like different pubs or sports clubs that they went to. Rangers was founded in 1875 and didn't really have any religious leanings at the time; Celtic was founded in 1887 to provide a social outlet and resource for poor Irish Catholic immigrants. They established a sporting rivalry and then in the early 1900s with the First World War and the Easter Rising in Ireland politicising issues. Some would argue the biggest factor in the religious issue developing was Harland and Wolff - a Belfast shipbuilder notorious for refusing to hire Catholics - opening a yard in Glasgow due to instability in Ireland. It was opened in Govan, and it happened that Rangers were the closest football club, also based in Govan, so many of the Ulster Protestant shipbuilders who came over to work in the H&W yard adopted Rangers as their team. So it's kind of multifactorial: - west (Rangers) and east (Celtic) Glasgow - Protestant and Catholic - British identity vs Irish identity (you won't see many Scotland flags in either stadium) To answer your initial question Rangers had a long standing policy of not signing Catholic players for the reasons listed above - it was never said out loud but was widely accepted. Graeme Souness signed Mo Johnston and since then they've signed plenty of Catholics, like Gennaro Gattuso and Mikel Arteta, and even an Irish Catholic from Dublin, Jon Daly.

[@michaelmcatasney5137]

Sadly it's all to do with religion,rangers were exclusively protestants,celtic r a club open to all,all changed when Maurice Johnston signed for rangers to become the first roman Catholic to play for them,adding that Johnston previously played for celtic

[@terrencemunro]

It great To think Rangers have had catholic captains, catholic managers & catholic cult hero’s since then 💙💙💙💙

[@flyingcolm9702]

Yes very good. And poor ol marco negri was warned not to bless himself. Great indeed!!!!!! And told not to wear a crucifix.!!!! Just wondering can catholics bless themselves now or is it still severely frowned upon. Genuine question.

[@terrencemunro]

Ciaran Murphy maybe you should watch the last goal rangers scored (on Wednesday night) joe Aribo blessed himself as his celebration! but why let facts get in the way of your ingrained opinion...

[@terrencemunro]

Ciaran Murphy O yes and Barisic, Kent, Goldson, Aribo, Morelos also crossed themselves as they walked on the pitch... but you will ignore this as it doesn’t suit your agenda...

[@flyingcolm9702]

@@terrencemunro yes. Infront of no fans!!!!! Ingrained opinion, its for all to see. Its OK when it's yer own player and not ok of its a celtic player!!!. Yes ingrained opinion indeed.!!!

[@terrencemunro]

Ciaran Murphy so your agreeing Rangers players who are catholic’s cross themselves without any issues 👍

[@paulbhoy1654]

I remember watching this the new year it came out. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@paulbhoy1654]

A touch of scotch n Wray 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 wonder if it was like that the morning Johnston aka le petit signed for them. 🤣🤣🤣 remember that to not so funny.

[@paulbhoy1654]

Petit merde

[@ianoian1]

Rikki Fulton, what a comic. Remember him back in the day. Looking at this sketch and others of the same ilk - you'd never get away with this stuff in these politically correct times. You were, still are, a legend big man!!

[@allthekingshorses7178]

The look of slow realization on Rikki Fulton's face when Gerard Kelly says "mass"...😂😂😂

[@nebularain3338]

There's nothing remotely offensive about this clip, and only football fanatics with religious issues would "maybe" take issue with it, so it's got nothing to do with being politically correct. Honestly, it's tedious to come on these classic comedy videos and always find a "You'd never get away with this these days" type comment (on the tamest of content too), so maybe stop making up problems which aren't there to try and make yourself look hard.

[@mrsmith9031]

I bet Ally McCoist pretended he had just gone to mass when he signed as a joke,

[@PlansG50]

Almost got it on the pluke ready to rip it up! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@jamesbradshaw3389]

That is the best that I ever heard in my long life of living on this earth for 98.5 years, 7 goals scored in the first half, had to attend mass during the 2nd half, that it how my brothers and sister were brought up, to be a good upstand Catholics and it has paid off and so it did for Brendan O'Malley

[@MilesMoncur]

This is basically Graeme souness's transfer policy

[@charleslyall4911]

Brilliant ❤️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿👍

[@Isleofskye]

I would never have guessed in a million years that this is the same Guy who played " Bunny" in Extras and died in 2011 but it is , isn't it ?

[@chroniclesofbap6170]

No, Bunny was played by Gerard Kelly (died 2010) and this is Rikki Fulton (died 2004) EDIT: Just realised you meant the footballer! Bloody hell! It IS him!

[@Isleofskye]

Exactly! It was only reading the comments that I started to put two and two together....:)

[@maxytwist]

Didn't realise it was him at all!

[@smrriles5668]

I knew it was him straight away, thought it was obvious

[@Isleofskye]

Yes,it's like when I saw Andy Bradbury again. It was, obvious to me, that it was him but others struggled,at first,to see it.

[@cameronmacleod6092]

how can his face have you following about with laughter !

[@leroyoneill1929]

Nobody does comedy like the Scottish. 😂👍

[@martinodoni8943]

Mo Johnston predestination story.

[@caolruadh1]

Hard to believe that such a bigoted and sectarian recruitment policy was tolerated by the powers that be.

[@paulritchie5868]

@@EmmyG7 come on pal,the rangers were always a sectarian club and their fans to this very day remain so..

[@jimmartin3162]

Classic Scottish humour - well acted out

[@arronblack67]

Absolutely brilliant and the irony that mob fulla catholics now 😂🇻🇦🍀

[@paulbroatch6419]

rangers sign a catholic ....yeah well.... hes awfully good...7 goals in the first haf

[@ThefightingCelt]

This sketch was inspired by the story told by ex - Celtic player , Danny McGrain , a Protestant , and Rangers fan at the time , who said he was turned down by the Ibrox club when they discovered his full name was Daniel Fergus McGrain . Aye , you couldnae make it up .

[@adammartin7007]

+Craig Wilson It never ceases to amaze me how your sort will shoehorn the ROI into any discussion about sectarian problems in your stupid society. Of course the FAI are going to target Nationalists who are culturally Irish. McNair refused the FAI, not the other way around.

[@zombiekilla4484]

Craig is typical of certain attitudes that emanate from Scotland. Hates the colour green most likely supports a dead club who banned their players from wearing green boots (you couldn't make it up) and most likely sings about been up to his knees in Catholic blood. Scotland's Shame indeed.

[@crystalsavery2319]

The Notorious Vito Corleone see his answer was pish ok, but your on the other side of fence. We see you's as the bigots and vice versa we'll never live in peace. Catholics are apart of Scotland's shame and play a bigger part than they'll ever realise, hardly either of any side go to church anyway. Its the cultural and moral sides that clash way too much as a protestant and a rangers fan, celtic fans ARE the bigots. We may have songs like the sash and derrys walls that you lot scream sectarian when we do sing those songs, crying over singing songs is petty. Scotland's real shame is giving in to cloud minded folk who offer no benefit to the country that wave a Irish flag have erin tattooed on his knuckles but has never left Glasgow apart from the occasional trip to blackpool. From me to all of you. Fuck the pope and yourselves you bunch of morally twisted fuckers. I moved 300 miles away from scotland to be away from that toxic pc Catholicised bullshit my country has turned in too

[@hmu05366]

Crystal Savery - you move to Orkney?

[@crystalsavery2319]

hmu05366 lmao that made me laugh, but no unfortunately pal orkney is still part of scotland. Hence my laughter lmao

[@hyperactive2882]

I aye rangers good wee team that

[@xtraspecialmango]

They usually on their knees for the English 😂

[@brittillidie7126]

no matter what Religion longs they score goals. watp🕞🕜🕔💙

[@CyrusGris]

We Aren't Tax Payers? 😂

[@theuserwithnoname7688]

Sorry, Brit Till I Die, you are not and never have been The Lost Tribe of Israel.

[@stevenroper2754]

I love this sketch.

[@Kelly14UK]

Aye, funny as f*

[@seanmaguire380]

😂😂😂 Brendan O'Malley

[@markbrooks2222]

u couldnt make it up

[@Soli-k4w]

Rangers didn't bother to ask the 16 yr old Kenny Dalglish to sign for them. Kenny was a Rangers fan but attended a Catholic school as it had an all weather pitch..they assumed he was a Catholic and that wouldn't do..

[@sratus]

Is that Bunny from Extras?

[@broombroomstickempahpahsti4441]

Apparently so.

[@Mudge07]

The sketch with George Michael, Gerard Kelly and Ricky Gervais on a park bench in Hampstead Heath another exposure of attitudes, platitudes and implied bigotry.

[@davesmith4248]

Classic comedy back when comedy was funny

[@JohnGordon-y2d]

Ever felt like fouling anybody hahaha

[@mrsuperger5429]

As a Rangers fan I find this sketch hilarious, but like all the best stories, it is based on myth and legend. Rangers had Catholics in their team in 1872, long before their Catholic rivals Celtc, were even formed in 1888. In fact, there hasn't been a decade where Rangers didn't have Catholics at Ibrox.

[@GlasgowCelticforever1888]

Another sevconian trying to rewrite history. What catholics ever played for the club that died?

[@mrsuperger5429]

@@GlasgowCelticforever1888 You're wrong. The old Celtc died in 1994. I think they had 6 paedo convictions by that time. In 2023, Celtc now have 9 convicted paedos.

[@brotherlestat305]

I wonder if the anti Catholic bigotry some Rangers fans have didn't even exist before Celtic existed. Mabey it developed from football rivalry.

[@rangersmetalatheist9392]

​@@GlasgowCelticforever1888We're not Sevconian, We're British. You silly Pacific Shelfian.

[@tok1964]

@@GlasgowCelticforever1888what the fuck is a sevconian??? Another bigoted half wit

[@kaikito7662]

R.I.P. Rikki, Gerrard and Gregor's hair.

[@derekogilvie6942]

As much as I did laugh - well I was a child - I look back at this with a whole different view now and find it beyond disturbing.

[@johnhiggins779]

It's hard to imagine that such ignorance and hatred existed in Scottish football.

[@carradalebear840]

Its hard to imagine Hundreds of wee bhoys were sexually abused at Celtic and the beasts were allowed to come back and continue their disgusting acts, a club like no other who allowed 50 years of attacks on innocent wee bhoys, hopefully THOMPSONS solicitors will get some form of justice in the courts in the coming months and let the world know how Celtic covered up these disgusting acts.

[@PepRex]

@@carradalebear840 www.thetimes.co.uk/article/coach-trafficked-boys-over-border-3f2lcn9v2 - All clubs have problems yet you refuse to acknowledge your own, You dirty bastard, Using child abuse for your own agenda.

[@carradalebear840]

@@PepRex My club Ayr United have never been involved in child abuse unlike Celtic FC!! SO LOOK AT YOUR OWN DISGUSTING CLUB AND START CALLING OUT ALL THE PAEDOPHILES THAT ABUSED INNOCENT WEE BHOYS YOU IGNORANT REPULSIVE PIECE OF SHIT.

[@johnhiggins779]

@@carradalebear840 You dumped your bigoted sectarian dead club very quickly didn't you? You are a supporter of the new club Sevco but too ashamed to say so. Ah well why not Ayr United. LOL! Oh ma sides......

[@johnhiggins779]

@@carradalebear840 But the club you really support was involved.

[@deeppurple883]

RAB in a different dimension, sober.

[@the_gas_man_420]

500th sub 😎

[@alastairorr6318]

One of the greatest Scotch & Wry sketches was when Gregor Fisher was PC Plod aka Supercop and stopped Mark McNanus aka DI Taggart, who was on a stakeout.

[@soughnymaugh]

To the Rangers haters who post, what’s your opinion on Mo Johnston? Rangers ended this unwritten policy when they signed him nearly 30 years ago, and all he gets is hatred from you guys. For all your faux outrage over this signing policy you never give Souness any credit whatsoever for ending it.

[@craigkelly4278]

Mo was a top class footballer full stop end of Story.

[@craigkelly4278]

Ps As was Mark Walters. I still remember some fans throwing Bannanas at him to our same but he was top class

[@crystalsavery2319]

It's celtic fans who bring up that and hate it we don't give a fuck who you are, you can play well that's good enough. But for more than 30 years we've had to hear this ancient rule about we didn't sign Catholics, fucks sake mate learn history not the worst thing that's ever happened

[@bluesmaster9896]

He shouldn't of wore mittens .

[@michaelking9772]

Only reason Rangers signed a Catholic was they had to or they wouldn't be able to play in Europe,end of.!!!!

[@frankeeg83]

What was the last fella supposed to be? I dont get it? The rest of the sketch, genius..........🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@georgerichardson7728]

English !

[@frankeeg83]

@@georgerichardson7728 and what's the joke? Rangers don't like the English?

[@georgerichardson7728]

@@frankeeg83 I think it was just the usual Scots /English rivalry thing