Napoleon vs Napoleon. Epic Rap Battles of History

[@asianwaifu2583]

"you're the type of dynamite that's never going to bang!" that killed me right there... Haha

[@GenocidalSquid]

Ghe Ann, try this title. Napoleon “Unbangable” Dynamite.

[@elbonnybar]

yeah that's the winning line.

[@caulifex]

*SAVAGE 100*

[@shironeko5183]

You commented on it so you couldn't have died of that

[@midgetonebetatheonly1153]

Thats the line that Killed Dynamite.

[@chaoslord8918]

Fun Fact: EpicLLOYD isn't actually as short as some historians may claim.

[@lol5776]

He was average height for the time

[@evelynfuller6866]

BUT BROO EPICLLOYD IS EXACTLY AS TALL AS NAPOLEON WAS FRRR

[@NeverGoingToGiveYouUp000]

@@evelynfuller6866 He was perfect for this role.

[@patrickanderson62]

@@NeverGoingToGiveYouUp000 Thank you Putin

[@jlau9268]

Nice Peter seems to be pretty big to!

[@excelsior7345]

Ah, the low budget ERB's were great

[@jingles350]

The Fire King hell yeah

[@milkyybrosk1998]

1000 Like..i love life

[@nmitchxll305]

Alfredo Rodriguez Ivan the terrible vs Alexander the Great is one of the best, as well as Thomas Edison vs Nikola Tesla.

[@lordmartin6134]

The Fire King these were not low budget 🤨🤨🤨

[@johnwalker4606]

Yeah

[@ars_inn]

"You're the only type of Dynamite that's never going to bang" even after 9 years that line is still one of my favorites that instantly made him win for me

[@2pacShakur547]

no it didnt dynamite wins

[@ETB3341]

@@2pacShakur547 It's just their opinion that Bonaparete won, just like how it's your opinion Dynamite wins. There is no objectively right answer to who won cause its all a matter of opinion, no offense.

[@AntasmaTheBatKing]

@Arsin Same here... Same here.

[@alphashaitan65]

@@2pacShakur547 Napoleon Bonaparte was the greatest general of all time who conquered all of continental Europe. An anachromistic virgin from Idaho doesn't hold a candle to the man who crossed the alps on a fiery steed.

[@kingdogethell6774]

@@alphashaitan65 he didnt conquer continental europe but sure dude.

[@vedantthapar3666]

Best disses: Napoleon Best flow: Napoleon Winner: Napoleon

[@kikiretzorg1467]

Best dreams: Uncle Rico

[@danielbojkovski723]

Tina the llama: Spat

[@kleinerstudios3598]

Really, I thought Napoleon won that one.

[@deadpirateroberts5494]

Haven’t heard that one before...

[@jasonvoorheesv1nce904]

Hotel: Trivago

[@VinceAdams-qy4re]

For those who are wondering what that French sentence meant, Bonaparte basically said Dynamite has a face that could make manhole covers pop out of the ground. In other words, he called him ugly.

[@gamergunn7139]

I was going to Google Translate that. Now at least I won't have to

[@thinkofsomethingcooler]

Yes but it’s also like saying his face is worse than poop 💩, bc the sewer covers stay on for that! 😝

[@UnstoppableVideos]

The Last Line. Let's have a moment of silence.

[@kdaoustable]

I feel you bro

[@UnstoppableVideos]

I would have loved to see what he would have fought back with

[@starless4146]

LOL Yeah I know Right? I was seriously sitting in my computer chair going, "ooooooo...." about that Last Line..... hahaha!

[@UnstoppableVideos]

+Kenny Lee I was just like "G fucking G. There's no fucking way you can beat that"

[@mangoirony]

XDDDDDDDD

[@illuminantedits]

For people who don’t know, “Sacrebleu T'as une tête a faire sauter les plaques d'egouts” means, “Damn, you have a face that could blow off manhole covers."

[@mr.brightside2665]

what 😟

[@waterman7082]

new burn aquired

[@envyerno]

bro cooked

[@NRGagrawal]

​@@mr.brightside2665 it also means a new way to call someone ugly

[@Laeiryn]

"make sewer grates jump" but functionally the same, yeah!

[@DexM47]

1:19 That sentence in French keeps being translated wrong in the comments lol. It actually means "You're so ugly that manhole covers would blow up [if you passed next to them]". Source: I'm French.

[@nicolasmarinier973]

DexM47 Ben je suis Québécois et bilingue pis me semble que les traductions des anglophones sont correctes.

[@DexM47]

@@nicolasmarinier973 On a pas dû lire les mêmes, mais tant mieux alors ;)

[@jestnutz]

@@br0k3n-spir1tz4 I don't think YOU get what just happened

[@br0k3n-spir1tz4]

Jestaaar Big Boi Started to step up

[@jestnutz]

@@br0k3n-spir1tz4 pfft okay delete your comment then weasel

[@allyson6437]

YOU'RE THE ONLY TYPE OF DYNAMITE THAT'S NEVER GONNA BANG CAN WE JUST TAKE A MOMENT?

[@jimena4983]

I laughed so hard

[@nancythompson101]

That won it

[@codster3002]

that was pretty good

[@lordxenusfollower]

That was so good.

[@davesboxing]

+Clorox Bleach 99% OFF Could I get a free bottle of bleach, my recomended is resorting me to this

[@saybrahermanson7199]

Only Napoleon Dynamite would start off his rap with *gosh*

[@ChoaiDode]

Damn right

[@marcus-vu8gj]

Agree

[@meahdahlgren6537]

Right

[@ColinoDeani]

and he says he doesnt have any skills lol.. Does!

[@hectorvivis3651]

11 years after, I'm still in love with the "This is a rap rollercoaster, you're not even tall enough to ride" line.

[@thinkofsomethingcooler]

Haha love it! Scenes from Bill & Ted’s in the water park!

[@alephzero1984]

For me, it's the "You're the only type of dynamite that's never going to bang"

[@NeverGoingToGiveYouUp000]

General Rapp who served under Napoleon

[@Kermitgottagun]

Spat out my coffee when napoleon rapped in French lol

[@aminaj.7032]

​@@alephzero1984 the best finishing line of an ERB

[@cian1058]

'You’re the only type of dynamite that's never going to bang' Well...

[@Zeroxz15]

Cian well he should called him a dud cause he never gpingto bang

[@starless1444]

Cian Idk Dynamite had Deb on lock.

[@AlaXAlba]

If you're gonna quote it, at least do it correctly. "You're" not your.

[@rileycollins9510]

passiflora incarnata facts yo😂😂

[@justincoffman7716]

Both Napoleons had good burns however Bonaparte's last line on each of his verses topped the cake and for that Bonaparte should receive the W.

[@tormark1173]

Napoleon Bonaparte: well structured arguments Napoleon Dynamite: *YoUr ShOrT*

[@piercejames7113]

I rip your bones apart Boneaparte He is referring to his name being dynamite

[@PrivateDaisy]

@Mellonimal that is super ironic So dynamite uses it against napoleon Bonaparte

[@michaelhan2291]

@Mellonimal well it's just a nod to the general conception that he is

[@mississippiball1003]

The British used the fact that he was short as propaganda and he wasn't even short he was 5'8 which was the height of the average European man at the time and just an inch shorter than a average American

[@falleithani5411]

@@mississippiball1003 It was a (probably deliberate) unit conversion error. French feet and inches were longer than their British counterparts, and the British pretended his French height was in British units. It's like saying that driving a truck from the U.S. to Canada makes it "smaller" because it "changes" from weighing 2 US tons to weighing 1.8 metric tons.

[@morgandobbs2083]

" You're the only type of dynamite that's never going to bang"...dying 😂

[@s3ntin3l70]

I fell on the floor laughing

[@ajcool240]

+Morgan Dobbs Honestly one of the best lines in the entire series.

[@morgandobbs2083]

+ajcool240 like, seriously. I wish I could use that.

[@everettdunn2801]

+ajcool240 nah dude the best line was ''th ere are 10mmmmmmmm particles in the universe that we can observer your mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd''

[@FocusMrbjarke]

RIP

[@eddyspaghetti2229]

After Oversimplified’s “Napoleonic Wars”, this hits differently

[@awc6007]

Fun Fact: Napoleon was average height for the time

[@johnsuperdude9912]

Yeah Now I get the references now

[@DiamondDog12]

Yes

[@brush5004]

this hit different after my 10th grade history class

[@irealisticc]

Totally.

[@roy9776]

“After this your buddy Pedro will be voting for me.” Man, Bonaparte didn’t even need that last line, he won right there

[@Someone-pb8wj]

I dont get it

[@donttrustnoone3921]

I personally think he won at the "doodle up some friends" line

[@Dennis-nc3vw]

@@GhostWatcher2024 His minority friend? Lol

[@shyguy85]

@@Dennis-nc3vw liberal moment!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@mrsillytacos]

​@@Dennis-nc3vw ewww liberal in texas

[@Rodfaj90]

"You're the only type of Dynamite thats never going to Bang" Last second line, GG Bonaparte

[@Tygineer]

yea xD

[@TheTha411]

Dat line doe

[@beeaee3023]

+Rodfaj90 omg it killed me nice wordplay too

[@daviscarver6492]

+Rodfaj90 i was gonna say the same thing i think bonaparte beat him with that line

[@umutyuce3069]

+1

[@guitarheaven1747]

Personally I think Bonaparte won the whole battle

[@maxpower19711]

Guitar Heave n He was losing until the end of his last verse

[@VestigialCode]

no he was slaying the whole time

[@nahouledeb5949]

Napoléon every won

[@kattslemon5714]

He did

[@donutheist]

He did

[@ProtesiIaus]

nutshell version N1: gosh! N2: adolescent worm! N1: lol shorty- N2: lol ViRgIn

[@himisuda9589]

pretty much

[@KdotGlazer45]

Hotel: trivago

[@Wamba610]

Yup

[@thatonepokemonfan3767]

@@BlockedUser420 opposite

[@kurtiskurt1]

Made me cringe

[@Orwennian]

Why did Dynamite never had a Napoleon Blown-apart joke? Of course, he said bones-apart but come on! He is dynamite for a reason!

[@wafflemanofficial3130]

They should hire you to make the lyrics of ERB

[@alfredsanders9493]

BRITANNIA RULES THE WAVES

[@piercejames7113]

That line was Savage I like when he said you're just the emperor of the lollipop guild lol hahahahah

[@Anino_Makata]

If you translate Bonaparte's French line, it's basically a blow up line: "Damn, you have a face that can blow up manhole covers!"

[@hidaven2006]

@@alfredsanders9493I understood this reference

[@MrSheathknight]

"You're the only type of dynamite that's never going to bang." Napolean.

[@theassainsordercreed2580]

Lol

[@swagmaster4599]

thien tran Which one? (JK)

[@Josh32004]

Thien Tran o009

[@lilahtoy5680]

Napodamn

[@colinpjohnstone]

For that line alone, Bonaparte clearly won.

[@lloydgarmadon9251]

"YOU'RE THE ONLY TYPE OF DYNAMITE THAT'S NEVER GOING TO BANG!" That kill line is only second to Clint Eastwood's "No one in your family ever lives to see a sequel"

[@mr.mister1045]

“Now make like your daddy, and swallow my babies.” “You’re the father of your country, but I’m your daddy!” “It May be soon but I’m calling my shot, and I’m not taking about those Italian syringes you brought.” All epic Lloyd characters. His lines are absolutely fire against the person he is up against. Fantastic and brilliant lines!

[@at5665]

Don't forget cleopatra's "you lost so many babies we should call you miss carriage" against marilyn monroe

[@deshalso]

What about Goku's line "One more superman who's never gonna walk again"

[@mr.mister1045]

What about thanos “fortnites dopest dancer” line ?

[@Orion_44]

@@mr.mister1045 A sure way to commit unalive in a rap battle

[@thevisi0naryy]

Half Horatio Nelson is such a clever line. Half nelson is a wrestling choke hold move and Horatio Nelson was a British sea captain that beat Bonaparte several times in battle.

[@NeverGoingToGiveYouUp000]

Nelson didn't engage in direct combat with Napoleon, just really messed with him.

[@sumstultus796]

Newsflash: Napoleon wasn't an admiral!! Nelson never beat him in direct combat

[@zr3755]

Wow, you're a genius catching the double meanings that no one except the entire audience understood

[@thevisi0naryy]

@@zr3755 lol was just expressing my appreciation, stop being so butt hurt

[@jeffmorin5867]

@@thevisi0naryy just go back to your idiotic land of existence...nobody cares about your appreciation or lack there of.

[@thomward6890]

Napoleon beat Napoleon. I know that and I haven't even listened to it yet.

[@baranguryuva7521]

Gray Ninja its a tie. sorry mate

[@KD-oe8lb]

WHICH ONE

[@socialreigns5648]

Gray Ninja your wrong Napoleon won.

[@SouloSeriouS]

XD

[@maroonring]

Actually Napoleon won.

[@jaelie8398]

Me: Napoleon Dynamite wins Napoleon Bonaparte: you're the only type of dynamite that's never going to bang! Me: Napoleon Bonaparte wins

[@nutpeg6915]

Baguette wins.

[@lucjulien240]

Scifi Matrix don't miss of respect to general bonaparte.

[@nutpeg6915]

@@lucjulien240 Effiel Tower wins??

[@jebediah2699]

He was really blown apart.

[@xanvoir7693]

La France a gagnée

[@sondushussein1679]

"you're the only type of dynamite that's never bang" *please apply cold water to the burned area*

[@goku4489]

Rip Napoleon Dynamite 😔

[@shoking2677]

Sondus Hussein 3

[@poliolie1700]

And the moves he did had me rolling on the floor

[@solucoss3366]

Dynamite Got Bombed And Is Now Burning

[@salamantics]

I mean solid line but napoleon was famously bad at sex and generally undesirable. I don’t know which is worse.

[@sugmabalz]

Every Time Dynamite calls Bonaparte short 0:20 “little” 0:23 “lowered the bar” 0:39 “gnome” 0:40 “little” 1:12 “not tall enough”

[@northstarpokeshipper2148]

Don’t forget when he called him “the emperor of the lollipop guild”.

[@gottalivehappy]

@@northstarpokeshipper2148was gonna comment that

[@5ali1]

"you the only type of dynamite that's never going to bang" best line ever

[@harvey8299]

Ya!

[@LivingDeathGuy]

truest thing ever

[@jordanwolthers2356]

yh that is why i think bonaparte won

[@The_SharpieQueen]

Everyone can agree on something *Napoleon won* And I mean the one who said that killer last line

[@80ki68]

*one

[@dogemaster6008]

He really did

[@theaxgame]

The real loser though is Boris Yeltsin

[@swaifed651]

Pope Guilty XIII it’s won dumbass

[@Oso_jojo]

You think he won from 1 line?

[@canadianbacon7514]

The French part translated “Damn it! You have a head to blow up manhole covers.” At 1:19

[@jacktheripper1240]

Sacrebleu was more like "holy god" not "damn it"

[@blaz2892]

That's some r/rareinsults stuff right there!

[@bryl7747]

Ultimate Gaming thx for informing me friend

[@MichaelBlaneWalker]

Ultimate Gaming Merci beaucoup.

[@Narcissu-s7l]

Sacrebleu is an insult like (For f*** sake) and egouts is the sewers

[@StreetPharmacySpecialist]

It’s been almost 10 years and I still think about “you’re the only type of dynamite that’s never going to bang.”

[@LightningE-iy8fr]

That line is one of the harshest lines in ERB history.

[@Dctctx]

@@LightningE-iy8fr no that takes 3rd Second is cleopatras miss carriage and first is Clint Eastwood sequel

[@LightningE-iy8fr]

@@Dctctx I said one of, not THE.

[@Dctctx]

@@LightningE-iy8fr that’s not what I said either

[@LightningE-iy8fr]

@@Dctctx Then what were you saying?

[@KeyIssues]

Hippocrates vs Dr. House

[@GodKingSeph_NinjitchztahWHK]

OHHHHHHHHHHH

[@spartans-4196]

Yes!

[@armoda1057]

Genius

[@marzuqahmed218]

nice

[@deniseschilling9522]

i see you everywhere on these old ERBs

[@mellowlink1215]

Old French 5'2" is today's 5'9" making him tall for the times.

[@law4803]

Napoleon is actually 5'7

[@yaboigavriloprincip368]

@@law4803 nope he is 5'6.9

[@CocoTaveras8975]

Law4 YEP! Your right! 👍

[@Gashnaw]

1.68m, so roughly 5'5 people called him short as a propaganda tactic.

[@bradenpittman1801]

he was 5'6, thats short

[@radamesfigueroaboria3434]

I didn't know Epic Lloyd could speak french.

[@OTBlockEntertainment]

*I spit at you harder than Tina The Llama!*

[@Scp-zq4si]

@TristanPlays HorrorGames Doodle up some friends you gangly freak show!

[@chir_a69420]

before i toss you over the mountain like the dreams of uncle rico!

[@CrèmeTropBrûlée]

Im a french native and despite he have a slight accent he pronounced the sentences perfectly, even doing the liaisons ( in "t'as une" )

[@iainfraser3685]

He speaks it so well to

[@ErroTheCube]

The last line still haunts me as one of the best finishes of all time

[@zombied3stroy3r9gaming4]

Are we not going to talk about how good that beat is?

[@gabrielpalacios624]

Yes, yes we are, it is F I R E!!!!!🔥🔥🔥

[@mississippiball1003]

Ikr I listen to it

[@mississippiball1003]

@@hwfanatic same

[@awddfg]

*_TYPE OF DYNAMITE WHO'S NEVER GOING TO BANG SEALED IT_*

[@galaad8024]

ISSOU

[@DosMojitoporfavor]

What do you call a French emperor that swallowed a hand grenade? Napoleon Blownapart. XD

[@este5684]

+Amie Richard please just get out

[@pjmaxwell92]

+Melon Juice (Melonjuice) Marlon webb

[@loraleiffxi]

+Amie Richard that was awful.. but I still giggled.

[@theorignalmartian1261]

LOL XD

[@RandomGuy-qn5ys]

SHOTS FIRED

[@beatlemaniac]

He wasn't short, HE WAS ACTUALLY AVERAGE HEIGHT FOR THE TIME 😭😭😭

[@ETB3341]

yeah epicllyod is normal height everyone, stop bullying him for being "short" when he isn't!! >_

[@gordonramsay5356]

@@ETB3341 i think he was referencing oversimplified : the napoleonic wars

[@petroniusarbiter9666]

... he probably didn't have a French accent either. His mother tongue was Corsican.

[@mortysmith587]

*for the time*

[@zaboss123456789]

he only looked short because his guard (Le Garde) were all required to be above 6ft (180cm) and top physical shape

[@TribuGalactica]

RIP Napoleon Dinamite, killed by the last verse of this battle.... Bonaparte wins.

[@gabrielwhite3890]

@Garnetore Gladiator after that line he became Napoleon Diednamite

[@helioglobalus]

Napoleon Diarrhea lost badly!

[@frgwyn3760]

Alin Ionescu I mean his 2nd verse was just as bad

[@stigmaepsilon4468]

"Dinamite"

[@sexyborabo2842]

Man the last line tho

[@novallama3530]

SexyBorabo ikr dynamite def took the L there

[@mormagik_gaming]

Fiertruck311 nah

[@mormagik_gaming]

SexyBorabo yea it was a good line

[@erikreed6335]

SexyBorabo I know but I don't know which is which

[@SpookyFNT]

Neopolitin vs Joan of arc

[@akorn9943]

I feel like Dynamite should win just for how good that impression was, but Bonaparte was just spitting such fire for the whole round you can’t not give it to him

[@randomname7255]

thank you so much for using lastnames, i am so confused

[@nutpeg6915]

You are SO funny. You fuck.

[@silkily]

I mean dynamite had amazing disses too

[@gloriousraccoon76895]

@@silkily most of his disses are just “you’re short”

[@silkily]

@@gloriousraccoon76895 yeah but they were top tier short jokes

[@ScoutMouster]

The portrayal of Napoleon Dynamite is absolutely perfect. Everything from the facial expressions to the exasperated groans (like the "ugh!" after "this is a rap roller coaster") to the dialogue itself is 100% in character.

[@hanslee475]

The last line won it for Bonaparte.

[@dogestranding5047]

Hans Lee That's exactly what I thought.

[@lorenzoberti7699]

the comments section: 45%="Napoleon won" 45%=*arguing about the origins of Napoleon Bonaparte* 10%=Other

[@sniele.9799]

+lorenzo bert the comments section: 45%="Napoleon won" 45%=*arguing about the origins of Napoleon Bonaparte* 5%=People making lists about people in comment section 5%=Other*

[@sylvainkern7635]

+Sniel E. the comments section: 45%="Napoleon won" 45%=arguing about the origins of Napoleon Bonaparte 3.3%=People making lists about people in comment section 3.3%=People making lists about people making lists in comment section 3.3%=Other

[@SaiKisaragi]

[@cwak8121]

+Sylvain Kern that's not that much accurate I think you mean : the comments section: 45% ="Napoleon won" 45%=arguing about the origins of Napoleon Bonaparte 3.333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333 etc etc then and only then its more accurate !

[@SaiKisaragi]

Docteur Faire Just put 33.34 :P

[@ap-vv5lx]

"Your the only type of dynamite that's never going to bang." C'mon guys. We know who won.

[@theeverythinghacker]

+Sidney & Ariel I KNOW!!!

[@mousieaj6521]

👉🏻👌🏻

[@BigClayBoi]

IKR...

[@fordknievel2607]

The dynamite?

[@joshuaaldridge2229]

+Ford Knievel Not Dynamite it's Bonaparte who said that

[@visualeyesmusic]

Continuing my review of every ERB so far: I love this battle. It knows why they’re battling, what it wants to do, and what it wants us to take away from it. The impressions are fantastic, and props to Lloyd for speaking French. This battle is by no means the greatest, but it is consistently enjoyable. 7/10

[@Auntie_Rei]

“You’re the only type of dynamite that’s never gonna bang” That was sick and harsh

[@brettfarley7919]

But funny

[@antman7245]

I looked up what napoleon bonaparte said at the beginning of his second verse, it meant you have a head to blow up the sewer plates. LOL.

[@superleipoman]

wtf are sewer plates lol

[@ayeraelyte2125]

Manhole covers, duh

[@apexgear2340]

Lol

[@111vincento]

google translate isnt very reliable. please dont actually say you "looked it up" when you clearly fucking didnt

[@soundwavesuperior28]

vincent schuurhof clearly you do not know what you’re talking about, even if it is wrong, he still looked it up, regardless if he used google translate. If you actually understand what you just said, you would realize you are a fucking idiot. Also the phrase does make sense if you know anything about the French.

[@thebest_miyachinen]

Two best lines here "I'll rip your bones apart bonaparte" "You're the only type of dynamite that's never going to bang" Name insults

[@boskarelyautja469]

And welcome to Battle of waterloo part two

[@_.trichael._]

Everyone is forgetting “when it comes to world leaders, you like literally lowered the bar” that will always be an amazing line

[@Someone-pb8wj]

@@smileandnodd I don't get it

[@ETB3341]

@@Someone-pb8wj If I remember correctly; in the Napoleon Dynamite film, there's this sort of arc-like thing where Napoleon Dynamite wants his friend; Pedro, to become president of the school, so he wears this "VOTE FOR PEDRO" shirt around, I think at the end of the film; his friend actually does become school president.

[@user-le8ul4nr5t]

Too bad Bonaparte didn't say Dynamite's parents naming him Napoleon is against the law...

[@carteryott7710]

Marengo was also the name of Napoleon’s horse - that’s a pretty sick double entendre, whipping a meringue and a horse

[@raizen328]

Good catch!

[@probablynotaspy2806]

Marengo was also a battle napoleon fought

[@pogman8356]

@@probablynotaspy2806 yeah 2nd coalition

[@jdghgh]

Holy shit, you're right!

[@gengivitis7448]

I honestly did not think this video would be as good as it was

[@brickquickscopingparker9414]

lol they made this totally random match up work

[@readyjoe6427]

+Brick "Quickscoping" Parker not really random.

[@brickquickscopingparker9414]

Samuel Miller yeah it is, the only thing they have in common is their first name, really the ONLY THING

[@Fa1c0]

I think Napoleon won this one.

[@Fa1c0]

***** first, gay is not an insult. Second, I'm not. Third, it's a non sequitur. Fourth, gay is not an insult.

[@Fa1c0]

***** um, no.

[@CorruptFaery]

***** you shut up mrgayboy111

[@dutchvanderlinde6906]

Fa1c0 who napoleon

[@robinbayer928]

Fa1c0 Well i think Napoleon was good as well, but i guess youre right... Napoleon destroyed him

[@joedaddy4714]

Napoleon Bonaparte won Big time

[@Yoshi76257]

+Benny Leitão Ho Napoleon was 5 ft 7 which was tall for a man during his time

[@WDJ-ey3yd]

Agreed

[@CEOofClappin]

+Benny Leitão Ho Napoleon wasn't actually short ya know... His measurements are in French translated to to our system. He was really 5'6 or 5'8 and not 5'2. They teach it very weird because they don't translate it over

[@bookie5428]

Dynamite won

[@tree.1680]

No Napolean did (⁎⚈᷀᷁ᴗ⚈᷀᷁⁎)

[@amanb5727]

Just thought I’d come back after watching oversimplified to see if I understood any references

[@vloneskull1460]

Same 😂

[@a_z_771]

Bruh same

[@abeIincoIn]

yep

[@bagellord7168]

IM ACTUALLY AVERAGE HIGHT FOR THE TIME!

[@RamRam.720]

Napoleon was actually above average height at the time, he was 5'4 FRENCH feet high, that's about 5'8 in today's money

[@brendanlacasse4108]

money????so im almost taller than him im 5'5

[@RamRam.720]

thatrandomguy srry m8 dnt report m3

[@RamRam.720]

Brendan LaCasse you're 5'5 english feet, you're shorter than him

[@brendanlacasse4108]

i said "im almost taller than him"

[@ishakbible722]

Brendan LaCasse that means hes almost shorter than you

[@rafaelnegrete1376]

"Jesus dude, you have a face that could blow up a manhole cover" - Napoleon Bonaparte at 1:19

[@chickzilla1767]

Thank you

[@3nmania]

sacrebleu doesnt mean jesus, its a curse word closer to holy shit

[@rafaelnegrete1376]

@@3nmania But it's kinda like the ideal meaning my dude... Like I get what you're saying, trust me on that, I just couldn't think of another way to say it at the time I typed it in the comment section.

[@dragonoid34456]

I don't really see how that's an insult

[@doomyboi]

@@dragonoid34456 Basically: "You're so ugly/disgusting you'd make a sewer puke."

[@jiminlemonade5727]

Napoleon Dynamite was winning, but Napoleon Bonaparte's last line just owned.

[@lukasopasinski2925]

couldn't agree more

[@jiminlemonade5727]

Hilarious(!)

[@huntermeadows4911]

....

[@EvilWiffles]

....

[@intheraeyne]

peter smyth Because making fun of molestation is hilarious...

[@Matikuu9155]

Continuing reviewing every ERB This one is fun, the intro is epic and Bonaparte was incredible. Dynamite portrail was even better, too bad his lines were kinda repetitive as he called Napoleon short 6 or 7 times. Still an unforgettable battle. 8/10

[@Nathan-Roman]

clearly, and I think we can all agree on this, Napoleon won

[@SenorMatthew]

I agree 100% Napoleon's argument was good but Napoleon's was just better as a whole

[@Nathan-Roman]

***** I see errors in Napoleon's argument. I think Napoleon won in a landslide IMO

[@TheGreatSplodge]

oldest joke in the erb book

[@milotheslayer600]

Which Napoleon

[@harminbilyeu9543]

Milotheslayer I think Bonaparte

[@flyboypuoi]

I think it's fair to say that Napoleon won.

[@maxbernstein7298]

"I'll whip you so hard, I'll make a virgin meringue!" that was too good

[@Glarfl-ww2xe]

Which one?

[@frederiklausing5071]

+Eoin Mc millan its a joke

[@gebaseer99]

napoleon is a joke (which one? don't ask me)

[@TheOverlordTank]

Yea Napoleon totally kicked Napoleons ass.

[@skylarscheetz402]

Sacrebleu! T'as une tête a faire sauter les plaques d'egouts! In English, this means, "God damn it! You have a head that can blow off manhole covers!" In other words, Dynamite's face is so ugly that sewer covers pop out in sight.

[@asdepique8716]

Not really God dammit it's more like Holy shit

[@VivekAnandJ]

Wow! They were consistent in their rap even in the French bit!

[@eCtIman]

0:45 biggest self-burn in ERB history

[@tomaslopez2940]

“I am French! 🇫🇷” 😂

[@henrycrystal9740]

He was corsican, which is an italian culture. Despite ruling France he was born italian...

[@dorotaknap7581]

Thomas Jefferson apology verse

[@MihzvolWuriar]

I think Thanos line about being the best fortnite dance is still the biggest self-burn.

[@soapdispenserempty]

I'm surprised Bonaparte didn't bring up that he literally ended the Holy Roman Empire.

[@zomaariemand5650]

The French accent sounded like the "frenchman" in Monty Python and the Holy grail. ...I love it!

[@russicher2089]

I spit at you!

[@monstrogoth]

Fetchez la vache !

[@SmoothTurtle840]

eric boulat “Fetch the cow” lol

[@Kaospyro]

I fart in your general direction!

[@oliverdelica2289]

@@Kaospyro your mother is a hamster and father smelt of elderberries

[@alexcooper2925]

the last line is what made Napoleon the french guy win

[@milkypiggy8441]

Alejandro Cooper Bonaparte

[@limethackeray6205]

**the French guy**

[@sK00mz]

cool dude yikes...

[@limethackeray6205]

@@sK00mz I just found it funny that he referee to him as napoleon the French guy...

[@katiemcstarkie6182]

Alejandro Cooper you mean napoleon Bonaparte?

[@Malo-os9kk]

90% of dynamites lines was about his hight wich was just English propaganda and napoleon totally crushed him in his last line

[@lintthenarrator]

Malo 2901 well duh, it’s napoleon dynamite, he’s one of the biggest losers a movie made, how could you take him serious

[@jorgearriaga1875]

1.69 meters is pretty small anyway you know

[@Berrandeyn]

Mr. Crowley I enjoyed Napoleon dynamite

[@Frauger]

POP CULTURED It is nowadays, but people were shorter on average back in the 18th century. 1.69 was pretty average, though on the shorter side for military officers

[@khaledslaimia3135]

no at that era the average male height was 1.68 @@jorgearriaga1875

[@jaydenyen1632]

"You're The Only Type Of Dynamite That's Never Going To Bang"

[@lightning3170]

Nice.

[@sameer8555]

YOU'RE THE ONLY TYPE OF DYNAMITE THAT'S NEVER GOING TO BANG!!!! wow like obviously napoleon won

[@gamerzailbe9477]

Which one

[@bluemusketeer9811]

@@gamerzailbe9477 napoleon bonaparte

[@gamerzailbe9477]

r/woosh

[@hensolo8825]

Gamerz Alibe r/wooooooosh

[@scotrian.]

yOu BoTh GoT iT wRoNg It Is r/woooosh

[@KCKrumbcake]

This battle is super underrated. Top tier ERB stuff.

[@Dennis-nc3vw]

I think you're right on Bonaparte's part. He really lived up to his name and played a good part!

[@jusiahaquino6115]

1:28 “You’re the only type of dynamite that’s never going to bang” When I was younger I didn’t really understand what that meant like i thought the bang part was referring to a dynamite blowing up but as I grew up and came back to this vid, now I’m old enough to know what he meant by that😅

[@loveworld6357]

Don’t worry I’ll be your first ever Commentor to commentor after two years

[@daprogamer171]

I'll be second then

[@eonarcadefliplineandmore4323]

Allow me to be the third

[@JamesDHalliday]

Fourth, anyone?

[@skylercolinscreativevideos555]

fifth

[@Bifocalproductions]

That French accent is on point

[@incredible5097]

no at all ... i am french this isn't the french accent at all

[@incredible5097]

"That French accent is on point" i was speaking about this quote so ... can u also learn to read? to this quote is supposed to mean that the napoleon caracter have a french accent but he doesn't also ... well cosican ... i am french and i did go to corsica aproximatively 10 time .. so my little ignorant they have the exact same accent as parisien they don't even have the south accent so little recap : i was reffering to this quote so your com is stupid , corsican people have the same accent than parisien so they do have the exact french accent , and no this accent still not french the r isn't correct the th is almost correct but not that mutch and french quote don't sound french at all but i still love this song and this channel so there you go an easy way to show how stupid you are thx for u time tho

[@TheJojolapatates]

IncrediBle Tu es idiot et irrespectueux! Bref un parfait véhicule des stéréotypes à la con sur les français ! Merci pour rien.... You're a disrepectful idiot : perfect to vehicule shitty stereotypes on french. Thank you for nothing...

[@incredible5097]

so first of all i am swedish just living in france for work i just prove A + b that is com was wrong and stupid isn't about disrespect its about dum people losing time to answer like him need education. also i don't give a dam you are french your name is "jojothepotatoes" get a fucking education if u thing because of me people will thing french are disrespectfull you are good dam wrong you are proving it all alone french are disrespectfull and un educated aa

[@incredible5097]

ok so can we start by the basic he said this french accent is on point so sorie but no this isn't the french accent that was the basic , number 2 200 years ago french wasn't the same language as today and all accent was different so i have no prove so do you that the french accent wasn't the same in corsica ^^

[@ryanmason6569]

This is one of the best rapper pairings as far as comedy goes, one is so intense and one seems so bored. Like Bonaparte almost seems offended that it’s Dynamite he’s facing, but he still tries to conquer the battle with everything he has. Such genius

[@thespaceofades2734]

And small details like Dynamite failing at using the nunchucks make it even better.

[@rumpleforeskin1812]

Revisiting all of these 13 years later and learning all the history of most of these people and finally understanding the jokes I love it. 12 year old me liked these because they were cool and catchy. 25 year old me likes these because I understand them now.

[@tannersimpson7648]

Sacrebleu! T’as une tête a faire sauter les plaques d’egouts Damn it! You have a head to blow up the sewer plates

[@hezmarie7122]

Brought to you by Google Translate.

[@tannersimpson7648]

Hezmarie indeed

[@MAT7OPS]

Real Translation: Damn, you have a face that could blow off manhole covers. Basically saying that he is ugly

[@backnifer54]

thats not the real translation i speak french and english and his make more sense

[@tannersimpson7648]

MAT7OPS yeah they have that on the official lyrics website

[@jacqueslacan7323]

"Sacrebleu! tu as une tête à faire sauter les plaques d'égouts " cette phrase... elle m'a littéralement tué XD

[@juliedurand1573]

grave... seuls les frenchies comprennent

[@jacqueslacan7323]

ouaip

[@tmp3081]

whats that mean

[@zeldov5735]

+Tae Marques French bruh, don't search

[@jacqueslacan7323]

"Gad! You have a head to blow up(to sauté) the plates(patches) of égoux" (Google translation)

[@EggsEzz]

Nice Peter has the imprersonation down pat.

[@xthe_nojx5820]

Frighteningly so. The first time I saw this battle I thought it was Jon Heder for a moment.

[@alsys12]

My therapist : Chef Napoleon isn't real, he can't hurt you ! Chef Napoleon : *1:28*

[@kauz9773]

Whats the name of the music

[@mikeymikesh9802]

i thought dynamite was gonna win, but than Bonaparte dropped this little bomb: "you're the only type of dynamite that's never going to bang!" BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@mrmooseluke]

i know same here

[@damiantarin1535]

Yeah you really right

[@PspHackHelp1]

BURP?

[@BarracudaMSP]

PspHackHelp1 YEs, that's what won it for me too. The real Napoleon beat Dynamite.

[@nicholasmorales24]

That was the best line yet! Bonaparte won!

[@wolffpup245]

If there's any battle that needs a sequel it's this one. Maybe with a surprise appearance of Napoleon III, too.

[@lt.ulrich]

If Napoleon III come he will get roasted by both of them lol

[@anonymouscausewhynot]

@@lt.ulrich honestly, Napoleon lll is the cheap Walmart version of THE Napoleon, who actually thinks he’s as great the original.

[@bradyanson3310]

@@anonymouscausewhynot Sad Walmart noises

[@anonymouscausewhynot]

@@bradyanson3310 I love Walmart, but yeah they’re cheap

[@bradyanson3310]

@@anonymouscausewhynot Nah, I know. Just said that for shits and giggles.

[@Stanos_1]

Dynamite's first verse: 8 bars Bonaparte's first verse: 8 bars Dynamite's second verse: 4 bars Bonaparte's second verse: 4 bars This 8-4 scheme seems very common in ERB. Interesting. Also, Napoleon won!

[@AntasmaTheBatKing]

I say Bonaparte won that one!

[@samitkashyap5948]

Surprising how a socially awkward teenager stood a chance against the guy who is considered as the greatest military general of all time

[@finnokeefe3308]

1:10 wtf is napoleon doing in the background

[@ravikiran8730]

hes trying to get into rap rollercoaster

[@penguiniamc]

its actually 1:11 🤓

[@RubbaFrog]

Nah bruh hes getting the air a pregnancy with the french babys

[@TroublesFury]

Fun fact. Boneaparte was the average height of any Frenchman. It's not really known where the rumors of him being funnily short came from.

[@ashlaskash]

Didn't it come from the difference between French and British measuring systems? At that time, British feet were shorter than French feet. Tell me if i'm wrong. :P

[@TonyStark-dw6xp]

Truls Rypern inches not feet

[@ashlaskash]

Tony Stark Thank you for correcting me.

[@endlessi4886]

Probably England. You know how much the Brits hate the French. Loljk.

[@jelterbekaert757]

i had heard that napoleon height was measurd in cm but they thoud it was in inch

[@oneepicpotato5051]

Just saying, Napoleon Bonaparte conquered most of Europe. Napoleon Dynamite was in a movie, so...

[@danielwatts1277]

Yep Dynomite definitely won

[@napoleonbonaparteempereurd4676]

@@danielwatts1277 Nah, hes the only type of dynamite that's never going to bang

[@napoleonbonaparteempereurd4676]

@Dr. Red eye I won, like the 47 of my 60 battles. George Orwell vs Aldous Huxley

[@napoleonbonaparteempereurd4676]

@Dr. Red eye You like my choice?

[@mitchellgeorge6031]

Bonaparte changed history. Dynamite was an average film.

[@djulianerenbourgh4969]

Somehow, Napoleon Dynamite was more respectful to Napoleon Bonaparte than Ridley Scott.

[@MelBrooksFan78]

Conan the Barbarian VS Conan O'Brien

[@carmelopearman5721]

have the real Conan orain come

[@berry4532]

That would be awesome!!! lol

[@Poloman1026]

Bit late

[@chencellornicotine7728]

+MelBrooksFan78 Conan the Barbarian VS Attila the Hun

[@carlossantana2177]

Jimmy Neutron Vs Jimmy Falcon

[@michaeladie10]

The most underrated element of these videos is how incredibly good the beats are. They are literally better than most stuff that makes it famous in my opinion and this one is especially good.

[@alexmuellin4919]

Soo true. The one in "Al Capone vs Blackbeard" is gorgeous too.

[@hadinossanosam4459]

You're the only type of dynamite that's never going to bang... Napoleon won.

[@brightfame2918]

which one?

[@redcreepersstudios8850]

BossMode 47 Gaming lol

[@AntasmaTheBatKing]

@@brightfame2918 Bonaparte, bro.

[@corymorimacori1059]

“You are literally lowered the bar.” Napoleon: Hey! I’m actually average of the time!

[@dirtydan6960]

When I heard the first word Dynamite said, I knew he lost.

[@Schyshy]

at this moment dan knews that dynamite was fucked up

[@alexstanish9668]

where's pin head?

[@Vojingamer]

LOL

[@apchannel9074]

Who you callin' pinhead?

[@stryderzer0]

+Dirty Dan that was my reaction for every line he said lol

[@mysteryman0216]

I was so convinced that Dynamite won when he said “the emperor of the lollipop guild” until Bonaparte said that he’d be the only dynamite that’s never gonna bang! Like holy shit that automatically won him this battle

[@AntasmaTheBatKing]

Agreed.

[@alexgreen695]

Bonaparte's last line just killed dynamite

[@crazypato3752]

Here after watching the Napoleon movie and when they referenced the Waterloo war I knew he was gonna lose cause of the "welcome to the battle of Waterloo part II" line here.

[@user-wh8mb7tm2g]

The movie has so many historical errors and the battles were pretty poor, Napoleon was actually beating Wellington before Blucher came to the rescue, just don't let an english director make a movie about the French it was always going to end badly😂😂

[@AntasmaTheBatKing]

@@user-wh8mb7tm2g Got THAT right!

[@johnathanrebeck3527]

That last line was one of the most harshest last lines ever in erb

[@iceman4208]

Nah

[@redbirb8013]

“Youve still got no children after your first marrage, you lost so many babies we should call you Miss Carriage”- Cleopatra

[@skippertheone3341]

"Noone in your family ever lives to see a sequel"

[@RichardMundy]

"You're the only type of dynamite that's never going to bang" LOL, I died at that part. NAPOLEON BONAPARTE WON!

[@Harrison619]

Lol yeah that line was a awesome.

[@realtorforlouisiana]

same here.. that line made me say Bonaparte wins

[@valentinlourteau2422]

French power ;)

[@Randomonium9]

I think that tiny segment of him as a cook going "HOH" is what sealed it for me.

[@ryancoy6537]

That line changed the whole battle

[@TingusPingus445]

I love “welcome to the battle of Waterloo part 2”

[@Professor_Fussy-face]

Finally.... how can most people miss that?

[@deuxpomme9777]

Part 2 grouchy comes back haha

[@asdfghjfresh]

@Rueflu that's not how jokes work but okay

[@hannahquintua]

My history lover @r$e agrees

[@Ad___Astra]

lol as french we can't forget this arguments everytimes used by the brits, but the real question is : how many coalised countries they need for win ?.. 'Cause Waterloo is a 1vs4 battle so i don't see how they can be proud of that aha.

[@spirit.desire]

They both fit the roles so nicely, it's almost scary

[@thedrawingegg4685]

"You're the only type of dynamite that's never going to bang."😂😂😂

[@aar0n.mp364]

the main meme man Brother