Steven Spielberg vs Alfred Hitchcock. Epic Rap Battles of History

Steven Spielberg vs Alfred Hitchcock. Epic Rap Battles of History
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Quentin Tarantino: WAX
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Stanley Kubrick: @rugglesoutbound
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Executive Producers:
Peter Shukoff and Lloyd Ahlquist
Directed by:
Nice Peter
Assistant Director:
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Written by:
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Staff Writer:
Dante Cimadamore
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Writer:
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Song Produced by:
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Beats Produced by:
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Hitchcock: Allrounda - www.allroundabeats.com/
Tarantino: Ed Cayce - thehollowz.bandcamp.com/
Kubrick: Ear2ThaBeat - www.ear2thabeat.com/
Bay: Allrounda - www.allroundabeats.com/
Edited by:
Andrew Sherman, Ryan Moulton, Daniel Turcan and Nice Peter
Assistant Editor:
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Brian Jaggers and EpicLLOYD
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VFX and Compositing:
Andrew Sherman and Ryan Moulton
Produced by:
Michelle Maloney
Director of Photography:
Jon Na
Costume Designer:
Sulai Lopez
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[@sedukai5924]

Spielberg: im better than you Alfred Hitchcock: im better than you Steven Tarantino: im better than you both Kubrick: im better than all of you Bay: MOTHERFUCKING MONEY

[@Joshua_Shadow_Manriguez]

Don't forget how they all riffed on Bay's movies.

[@NwoDispatcher]

Hitchcock was smooooth

[@saxo689]

Scorsee, Welles, Lee, Coppola, And Nolan: 😐

[@stevemolenaar2890]

MOTHERFUCKING MONEY

[@thelonewolf7443]

He helps make Wahlberg make some motherf***ing money!

[@harrywalsh7276]

I love how Michael Bay was the only director not to insult any of the others, he just spent all of his time telling us how great he is.

[@billy-waynejeffcoat4828]

Well he was the director to speak the truth, the game is just about the money

[@elroma7712]

I wonder if he ever saw this video.

[@christianmegachad2898]

@@elroma7712 probably too busy writing on some sequel

[@unformedeight]

I mean he said no one was his equal while he flipped everyone off I guess y'all have a different definition to the word "insult"

[@MrPepeDBZ]

@@unformedeight and spent the entirety of his rap calling them either Hypocrites or losers

[@nagygergely9618]

Michael Bay's verse is complete nonsense, yet the energy and special effects behind it makes it entertaining. Perfection.

[@Donttredonme86]

The best shit he made was with Bruckheimer

[@TheGrimoiresVoice]

Sounds like Bay alright... yeah, Me Grimlock hate him

[@ItsButterBean1020]

Honestly just like his movies

[@deddasna]

the last 2 live action tf movies didnt even need to exist but hey, money

[@TheGrimoiresVoice]

@@deddasna But hey, new movie has Unicron... for real.

[@TheOfficialGordianKnot]

Micheal Bay is the only dude alive who can properly rhyme money with money

[@Meccaofmanhood]

Haha, everytime I watch this I stop it after Kubrick. Not like I don't like movies like The Rock etc. Last part is just so stupid cause I think Spielberg and Tarantino made probably much more money than Bay 😂

[@neonnemesis3267]

@@Meccaofmanhood I was searching the list of highest grossing directors and only Spielberg made more than Bay in here. Spielberg is the highest grossing director followed by Cameron, the Russo Brothers and Peter Jackson with Bay coming in 5th ahead of people like Nolan, Tim Burton or Ridley Scott. Tarantino like the others here doesn't even make it into Top 10.

[@user-wq3rs9pf1w]

Bay has one of best parts of the whole thing though! @@Meccaofmanhood

[@Meccaofmanhood]

Yep, yep. Rapping about money when Spielberg is involved is like Dennis Rodman rapping about pussy when Wilt Chamberlain is around :/ @@user-wq3rs9pf1w

[@AdvocatusThei]

I just realized that Michael Bay rhymes money with money like five times in a row, and then ends the rhyme scheme by saying "I don't give a fuck". Brilliant.

[@dylanv2559]

6

[@arnolddeleon6674]

That's some lowkey Transformers reference there.

[@sigh__e]

Motherfucking money

[@logan3917]

not to shit on your comment but rapping doesn’t have to just rhyme the end syllable. he does some internal rhyming to make it sound good like “set up shop, got a few drops, rose to the rock, now i got the socks” “got milk, socks made of silk”. internal rhyming is important to recognize otherwise you get idiots criticizing Lil Wayne for ending every line with the N word when in reality he’s still doing a fuck ton of rhyming.

[@mr.mister1045]

KiiD LoCs nigga I don’t give a fuck

[@sweppic]

What's great is that every director took a shot at Michael Bay and then Michael Bay came into the battle and just hyped himself up to the extreme

[@jangold3981]

I mean its all about fucking money

[@ajestersgrace3902]

MOTHERFUCKING MONEY!!!

[@user-vs9ds3dc2y]

@@jangold3981 it's a piece of paper, not sure I can work with that

[@mirzaiscandle]

@@user-vs9ds3dc2y give me all your money. I'll give you something you can work with. Give all of your money to me

[@harryfromwork]

so funny

[@lightningfirst689]

Kubrick is the only one who took a while to get into the part where he actually raps, referencing how slowly-paced his movies are.

[@NickolaiPetrovitch]

Ahaha im so glad another Kubrick nerd appreciated that

[@photonbee1932]

and like at 2:18 when tarantino looks at a “watch”

[@BVBVLXN]

@@photonbee1932 Notice how Hitchcock has a slight nod when Kubrick is explaining his commitment to his creative vision, whilst the other directors seemingly wait impatiently. Hitchcock wanted every shot to be detailed and well executed, so he seems like he is impressed more than anything.

[@steph13326ify]

His slow buildup is my favorite part of this video. It looms over you, wanting you to properly prepare yourself for his presence.

[@taidghusflynnius]

​@@BVBVLXNI thought that was him nodding off to sleep

[@AradirOff]

2:18 I like how all the directors are bored by what Kubrick says, except Alfred Hitchcock

[@SwarajBanik-yb9vj]

OMG aradirOff

[@garfieldfan925]

Lol

[@VeeWats]

lol Fr

[@yiti2550]

ARADIR QUE PITOS HACES ACA

[@nicolasgajardo4380]

que xotas derki que haces aca

[@connoryoung5297]

I just realized the reason Kubrick is on the moon is because conspiracy theorists say he was the director who was hired to fake the moon landing.

[@ajestersgrace3902]

He also directed Space Odyssey

[@Drekromancer]

Brooooo. I didn't know he was connected to that theory. Wow, what a deep cut!

[@samuelfischman6949]

It is also said that if you were ask Kubrick to direct a fake moon landing, he would insist that it be filmed on location.

[@P1utusPaints]

I always thought it was cuz he thinks he's above everyone else so they literally put him above the whole planet

[@alnu8355]

You know how that conspiracy theory is not true? Because Kubrick is such stubborn flighty guy to work with he would have demanded the budget to actually launch into space and land on the moon to film it for authenticity.

[@joefleming6755]

Michael Bay: rapping about how much money he makes Michael Bay net worth: 430 million Steven Spielberg net worth: 3.6 billion

[@Savagecabbage5158]

Wait I just realized this, why isnt this mentioned in the rap?

[@bentennyson2615]

savage cabbage it is Spielberg said “now picture a 3 billion dollar dream machine who can block bust all over your crop duster science”

[@bentennyson2615]

savage cabbage scene

[@Savagecabbage5158]

@@bentennyson2615 I meant specifically the fact that he's much, much more successful than Bay when it comes to money. Bay's numbers aren't mentioned, and neither Spielberg nor Bay mention the fact that Bay's main line ("I've got motherfucking money)" is useless as Spielberg has far more

[@kylehollowell2504]

I think it’s more in regards to his movies making tons of money at the box office. Spielberg has his own production studio, games, toy lines for movies, etc. He has his fingers in many pies. Basically in Micheal Bays eyes, reviews and rewards don’t mean shit, box office dollars do lol.

[@Vito95mc]

Cool that they resurrected Stanley Kubrick for his verse. Truly an homage to his perfectionist directing

[@Isaaac165]

Truly. I guess with a high budget you can do anything.

[@chubbbubb6870]

If only we had a Kubrick today.

[@f4ust85]

Another tour de force

[@randomguy2926]

@@chubbbubb6870 nolan

[@Annihilated64-13yearsago]

Same with Hitchcock

[@GigaChad-kg4yo]

Its great how when Tarantino disses Spielberg and calling him a failure, Spielberg is all like "Yeah, thats fair".

[@jimjamjako]

as long as its compared to bays its fair

[@jongon0848]

It's also something Steven Spielberg would really be like. He's a very humble director, and he's known to call himself out when he thinks his work isn't all that great.

[@fnafgachagamer4319]

OMG FINALLY I FOUND THE COMMENT

[@juancontrerasalvarado1788]

The fact that Michael Bay rhymes "money" with "money" is very fitting for his style of movie direction.

[@donotenter4035]

LOL, yeah.... Mix some explosions, robotic unrealistic fighting scenes, a pinch of forgettable blockbuster writing and a sprinkle of Mark Wahlberg drinking beer in the middle of a climatic action sequence.... and you have a Michael Bay movie.

[@maplesyrupminer437]

​@@donotenter4035 Also bad camera movement, seriously watching it makes me nauseous

[@jjrjunior2382]

Oh, shit that tru. 5 years listening and singing alone to this song and I didn't notice.

[@josephstalin364]

Love him or hate him, you need to admit that he makes a killing.

[@olivermalpas-sands7723]

You’re a genius

[@daddy_kolumbus8330]

christopher nolan crying in a corner cus he wasnt invited

[@ididntmeantoshootthatvietn5012]

Martin Scorsese probably watching this with him both laughing their asses off

[@daddy_kolumbus8330]

@@ididntmeantoshootthatvietn5012 maybe he directed the rap 'o'

[@Kolchak_Enjoyer]

Christopher Columbus is dead?

[@daddy_kolumbus8330]

@@Kolchak_Enjoyer what

[@johnny6365]

@@Kolchak_Enjoyer Christopher Nolan, the director of inception, interstellar, the dark Knight trilogy, and most recently TeneT

[@racso6702]

tarantino's foot fetish not being brought up is criminal

[@SCPKing1835]

I was waiting for it, disappointing

[@barelyfunctioning3982]

I always thought that the “stubbed my toe in one” alluded to that (in addition to its other meaning)

[@someweirdstuff1256]

what’s wrong with it

[@UNTHESUNTHESUNTHES]

I love how you can see Hitchcock act incredibly respectful when Kubrik comes into frame lmao

[@Grandmaster_Dragonborn]

Legend respects another legend.

[@osteohiveporosis6882]

He's also the only one that doesn't flinch when Michael Bay jumps down

[@Chuydoesartfr]

Bro was bobbing his head to the beat too lmao he was like “Wait, he low-key cookin” 😭😭

[@bloodhoundo9320]

​@@Chuydoesartfrbro knew 💯

[@helvete_ingres4717]

doubt hitchcock ever saw a kubrick film

[@SquishyTheTitan]

J.R.R Tolkien vs George R.R. Martin

[@TruckerPhilosophy]

^^this

[@imototep]

***** J.R.R Tolkien vs George R.R. Martin

[@imototep]

***** J.R.R Tolkien vs George R.R. Martin

[@stephenwozencraft3827]

imototep Loghain Mac Tir Vs. Tywin Lannister

[@p0migranate]

Frodo Baggins vs Tyrion Lanister ;P

[@gandalfgrey5]

Michael Bay's verse was the equivalent of playing chess with a pigeon. Doesn't matter what the rules are, they just knock over all the pieces, and strut about like they won. It was fantastic

[@HiThere-ju3wg]

Fax

[@idklol4197]

nah he won

[@LilMcMoffett]

773, Five comments

[@MatTech101]

Yeah, even did the "bent backwards with the jacket halfway off" shit.

[@adityasen4566]

928 likes, 7 comments

[@oxygenfan02]

Bay's verse was so ridiculous but is easily one of my favourite things ERB has ever done.

[@maskedlover8768]

like Micheal Bay =]] simple but alway feel bigger than it should be =]]]]

[@pcost]

Ridiculously good, *Michael Bay is the OG,* completely owned everyone

[@Meesterlijker]

Motherfucking money!!

[@Arkayjiya]

If a guy make "money" rhyme with "money" and then again with "money" and I still think his verse is amazing, he deserves to win xD

[@joepope5793]

Got that socks made of silk money is a cold line

[@Charlie-pu9bx]

Four talented, groundbreaking directors. Oh, and Michael Bay was there too.

[@UselessAccountt]

He had to come in to make some mother fucking money!

[@xtignu]

miachel obama

[@oberlin27]

And everyone else bagged on Bay in their raps so he swoops in to say he doesn't give a fuck lol

[@mcfirefly735]

Mother Fucking Money!

[@thegreatartiste3598]

😂😂😂

[@givecamichips]

Fun fact: They had the Stanley Kubrick actor do 127 takes for realism.

[@tjrex9458]

So thats why you can see the pain in his eyes... hmm interesting

[@hagenaubram6341]

I really wish this were to be true lol

[@CronicasDeGisthia]

@@hagenaubram6341 It is. He made Jack Nicholson do one single scene in The Shinning 127 times only for him to be really angry and add an extra layer of realism.

[@hagenaubram6341]

@@CronicasDeGisthia that isn't what I mean, what I mean is they had the actor for kubrick in this video do 127 takes, just like the comment we both commented on

[@restinpeacekobe987]

@@CronicasDeGisthia bruh read his comment again

[@detectivechicken4564]

Alfred Hitchcock looks more like Alfred Hitchcock than Alfred Hitchcock looks like Alfred Hitchcock

[@gregorysweet867]

Yes

[@Cheese-qk1ft]

*_yes_*

[@codylgarcia]

yes

[@Deguu142]

YES

[@gautamgrover3026]

yes

[@TheOfficialGordianKnot]

Steven Spielberg: most references Alfred Hitchcock: best mamma jamma who ever stood behind a camera Quinten Tarantino: best insults Kubrick: coolest bike Micheal Bay: best energy.

[@bucketorats8419]

underated comment

[@LetsPlayWoomy8835]

damage panderers and haunt you like the last indiana

[@eCtImanD]

Cut gimme a tylenol

[@LetsPlayWoomy8835]

stop rhyming yall

[@luciusissupacool]

alfred you got no style dawg

[@johnpanicker7590]

Bay's verse is the dictionary definition of "based"

[@barretxiii27]

I think you mean "Baysed"... I had to, sorry...

[@buddy5196]

MAKE SOME MOTHERFUCKING MONEY.

[@RandomYoutubeEnjoyer]

Woah ERB is still looking at the comments of their 8 year old video.

[@RandomYoutubeEnjoyer]

@@barretxiii27 Bruh 😆 I chuckled even though it's such a bad joke.

[@schizzo8959]

O god I hate that so much..

[@gandalf6751]

“Half your billions should go to John Williams” That one hits hard cause it’s true.

[@thekhans2823]

@ Gandalf , Yes

[@sansthedrummer]

Hit so hard even George Lucas felt it

[@user-kn9hw5mo8c]

It is true.

[@poikoi1530]

1000th like

[@nicktomlinson6140]

@Vegeta I squeeze screams out of chocolate syrup

[@luckycat624]

The Kubrick actor looks so fucking dead inside when he says "Do another take and get it right 127 times" it's so perfect

[@gmar7836]

He was known for making so many damn takes and truthfully I don’t know how he had it in the budget to waste so much film. I was a film major in college and let me tell you that 35 mm print is not cheap

[@giovannicervantes2053]

@@gmar7836 only film he had fewest troubles in was probably fmj

[@acdesegurgels8663]

@@gmar7836 because his films made more money than he used

[@angelotrinidad6888]

Looked ike Pavarotti too lol

[@hellolastname9556]

🤯

[@noogzymcnoogz4072]

Nine fucking years later and i noticed all of the directors have a bar about how bad Michael Bay is and thats why he said “Ive heard enough crap from all of you”

[@Failedlegend]

i dont know why but i love the part where kubrick is cutting in during quentins sections with the big wheeler, just love the beat mixed with the sounds of its wheels

[@NickolaiPetrovitch]

Sameeeee

[@sorbet8825]

i just noticed this i love you @failedledgend

[@lachietaylor7504]

Plot twist, M. Night Shyamalan won.

[@AriArson]

Lachieeet great joke he sucks.

[@AriArson]

Lachieeet Wes craven would have won anyway.

[@lachietaylor7504]

Wes Craven would have won in a landslide

[@windowsmizu416]

Lachieeet M. Night Shamygandhi'sflipfloptheexplorer: That sounds needlessly complicated, can I steal that?

[@simonjude6594]

Lachieeet +

[@detectivechicken4564]

Can we just appreciate that Alfred Hitchcock did not move a single muscle when Michael Bay dropped. Every other director did. Congrats Alfred Hitchcock

[@ez_company9325]

its because hes the master of horror... he aint scared of shit. XD

[@Sapphrodite10m]

He moved a neck muscle

[@crazyluck8708]

Ah, yeah. I commented the same but didn't saw you comment which clearly has been seen more times, so I'm just gonna delete my comment.

[@1manwalkingfreakshow]

@DetectiveChicken - Hitch fills his jowls with 3 steaks and a soufflé, and was too fat for the British Army. He couldn’t have budged even if he wanted to.

[@clonemachines4715]

That part was at 2:37, if anyone was wondering.

[@Stepingstoneforhope]

The fact that everyone was dunking on micheal bay for him to just come and rap is amazing

[@iprobablysuck9107]

I love how surprised Kubrick is when Bay's verse starts, like ''oh shit i pushed too far''

[@NickolaiPetrovitch]

That’s Kubrick’s neuroticism , not Bay’s majesty making him flinch

[@trancedoutkid]

Moral of this ERB: mentioning Michael Bay's work 3 times summons him.

[@AriArson]

Meticulous Trances it's because he's a demon.

[@windowsmizu416]

Ben Wroblewski Seems accurate.

[@zacm.8734]

4 times

[@Icykrissy]

MacMurrough the Meticulous Four times actually

[@finnianquail8881]

MacMurrough the Meticulous Beetlejuce

[@Raven12516]

The moon landing was filmed by Stanley Kubrick. Kubrick, ever the perfectionist, had it filmed on location.

[@PoetNoPoems]

I have never laughed to a comment as much as I just did.

[@indaz1]

too funny

[@simohimo6963]

Laughing My Ass Off🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@SteppinTimeMEH]

Fact. 😂😂😂😂

[@Biggestbarcafan]

im an idiot. i dont get the joke thats why

[@hestiarose]

As a movie geek, this video is an absolute masterpiece and a ton of fun for me to watch. There is so many clever jokes, passion, and creativity bursting from the seams! I notice something new every time I come back to it! Probably my favorite ERB!

[@NickolaiPetrovitch]

Haven’t watched it in years and now I keep replaying the part Kubrick comes in to Michael bay finishing Lmao

[@footballmemer]

The flow in the last four lines of tarantinos verse is absolutely incredible.

[@stevedored]

Thank Kubrick for the tricycle beats.

[@warmaster82]

It’s my favourite part ever. The beat just makes it so much more delicious.

[@peterrogers8706]

Best Puns: Spielberg Best Flow: Hitchcock Best Insults: Tarantino Best Intro: Kubrick Best Fuck-You Attitude: Michael Bay

[@trunkulent]

Overall Winner: the viewer

[@captainswag5603]

Peter Rogers lol

[@seamuscooper7379]

Peter Rogers so you gave them all a fake award like the participation trophies at the end of an elementary school baseball season

[@DrLipkin]

I fell like Tarantino is the most spot on impression. I also feel like he'd be the least likely to find this rap funny.

[@peterjoyfilms]

Peter Rogers Tarantino best flow, best insults Hitchcock

[@hughjazz4936]

Spielberg: You suck, Alfred. Hitchcock: No, you suck, Steven. Tarantino: You both suck. Kubrick: I'm awesome. Bay: Lol fuck off, I'm rich.

[@AeonMarshal]

Hugh Jazz yeah pretty much

[@deoRei]

Hugh Jazz actually, Spielberg is richer then of them combined.

[@tuomaskallio2921]

Hugh Jazz kind of funny how spielberg is still so mutch richer than him

[@kristens4095]

Right? That's so true.

[@LucyAdroit]

Literally xD

[@dhritimangiri4092]

Anyone can say anything but Michael Bay's part was pure joy. And Kubrick is indeed Genius.

[@JohnS-ki2zf]

Tarantino is spot on, the actor is doing a great job imitating him.

[@LilyTengoku]

Steven is alive Alfred is dead Quentin is alive Kubrick is dead And Michael Bay's body is still functioning

[@morgothvikramaditya4977]

Million Dollar Man lol savage

[@GrexFilms]

Bay is alive We all want him dead

[@prestonsheckels4532]

Million Dollar Man those are all good movies nomater what

[@LilyTengoku]

Preston Sheckels Yeah, Nomater What is my favorite movie. The main character Nomater was epic.

[@zyrrahjahgolden7397]

in conclusion: Fuck i feel old

[@murdocgorillaz222]

Fun Fact: this video took ERB the longest to make. First they had to obtain a sample of Kubrick's DNA then wait for the clone to grow and develop.

[@aroobism]

murdocgorillaz222 seriously

[@anubs9528]

@@aroobism yes I'm the Kubrick clone and can confirm

[@aroobism]

Anubs SERIOUSLY

[@blaisehrncir-vanmetre9157]

Jude Hindi yes I'm the backup Kubrick clone in case anything went wrong on set, and I can confirm.

[@Xerdar36]

I believe it!!!

[@CharlyDeamen]

I love this one simply because the verses are exactly what the directors do. I also love how they all took a crack at Michael Bay, and then he pops in and proves them right, that he is indeed all self-aggrandizing nonsense and explosions.

[@joshuawillis602]

His movies are always entertaining

[@poggersdank1237]

Alfred Hitchcocks verse is criminally underrated, the flow is so good, and his background dancers are perfect.

[@Bt-7274..]

Hitchcock’s part was so good, you need to wear headphones to hear the background music but once you do it makes a massive difference

[@tortoise629]

Yes. It’s my favorite

[@purpleytical1391]

THEY’RE STILL HEARTING COMMENTS

[@iironhide6209]

It ain’t as good as motherfucking money

[@lifemattersnot]

@@iironhide6209 I'm sorry but theres no defense against Hickcock once he presents.

[@iironhide6209]

@@lifemattersnot true, his skill's enormous...

[@MichaelSmith-kz9tc]

If they all got into a knife fight, would that be the Director's Cut?

[@GoldfishEmpire]

👇 ☢ 🤔

[@stealthpanther]

This comment is underrated gold 😆

[@dpm2937]

idk what to say

[@brycebagels1768]

Duck my life this ducking comment made me die of laughter

[@unbanibleking7993]

Nooooooo Hehe

[@TreehouseINC]

This is hands down easily the best ERB of all time, the fact that they all diss Bay and then he's the director to top it off is so perfectly done

[@HolaMundoTheMisteriousAG]

Its funny think about how Michael Bay actually dont think in money, he just made the Transformers sequels because Paramount presure him to direct the movies. He just want budget to his own projects...

[@roy9776]

“Half your billions should go to John Williams.” Yep. True.

[@alexisbouquet3351]

George Lucas was supposed to do a drop in but he overheard that line and decided this environment was too hostile for him.

[@rajatgupta9043]

There's a reason why he's a great director because he's surrounded by greatness and that btw is for everyone.

[@kylereese5869]

@@alexisbouquet3351 I know pretty sure every director that used John Williams services half their profits should go to him.

[@ahmedfawad16]

that applies to the whole of Hollywood tbh

[@kylereese5869]

@@ahmedfawad16 I am pretty sure that's why George Lucas didn't show up because he was called out by Hitchcock.

[@modus3493]

Plot twist: this was directed by M. Night Shyamalan

[@andermiftari8839]

SHHIIIITTT!

[@theswanp1199]

Fuck. That. Bitch. Thinks. He's. Badass. Because. Almost. Every. Fucking. One. Of. His. Movies. Is. Centered. Around. A. Twist. Can't. Make. Anything. That's. Not. A. Thriller. Gets. Old. As. Hell. He. Cheats. With. Empty. Bland. Repetitive. Twists. Relying. On. A. Cheap. Tactic. To. "Engage". The. Audience. To. Make. His. Movies. That. Is. Quite. The. Opposite. Of. Talent. Oh. Look. At. Me. Mislead. You. And. Trick. You. That. Is. Narcissistic. As. A. Filmmaker. Can. Get. Don't. Get. Me. Started. On. His. Avatar. Movie. I. Get. Very. Fucking. Angry. Even. Thinking. About. That. Bastard. And. So. Should. Any. Non. Small. Minded. Human. With. A. Pulse.

[@thedanox2741]

Cheesy Par Calm down and get your asthma inhalator cause it seems like you’re not breathing at all:/

[@modus3493]

Cheesy Par woah woah calm down. Why did you actually spend time on this

[@theswanp1199]

@@modus3493 I rant from time to time, nothing against you

[@Ic3manWaddy]

It took me this long to realize every single director bashes Michael Bay before he shows up: Steve Spielberg: "You rock as many Oscars as that schlep Michael Bay" Alfred Hitchcock: "You're more horrible than Megan Fox's acting in Transformers" Quentin Tarantino: "... it looked like some sellout bull shit Michael Bay would do" Stanley Kubrick: "A.I. is the worst waste of potential since the Ninja Turtles."

[@darrianblacksky2549]

Spielberg: soundtracks Hitchcock: scenes Tarantino: dialogue Kubrick: cinematography Bay: effects

[@europaprimum7050]

The soundtracks aren't even Spielberg's though, they are John Williams' lol

[@TRUEGGOD2]

little bit more to it but yea makes sense

[@exittierone]

You could see the suffering in Kubrick's face when he said "127 times"

[@anywaythewindblows8912]

Right. I think he had OCD

[@drumbottle]

He did irreversible mental damage to Shelley Duvall

[@exittierone]

@@drumbottle Oh yeah I read about that. The only thing I can remember was that he made the staff ignore her on set, though I imagine he did worse.

[@zakramsey3508]

@@anywaythewindblows8912 Not OCD, it was just his perfectionism.

[@anywaythewindblows8912]

@@zakramsey3508 ah ok

[@cheesewizard3965]

The twist is that M. Night Shamalan was directing the rap battle.

[@lewis9950]

Lmao

[@anothga]

+spencer davis What a twist!

[@stephanierodriguez5498]

lol so awesome why is he not in this?

[@silverpersonlol5075]

lmao

[@hanscarabonala2462]

+Awash Neuron Michael Bay is also into it

[@1OO_k]

"And haunt you like the last Indiana" That aged well...

[@DinoOfObscurity]

When Tarantino mentioned "It looked like some sellout bullshit", Spielburg was gonna object, but the moment he mentioned Michael Bay, he was like, "oh yeah, fair point."

[@Tom-iv5pw]

I just love the idea of Kubrick actually caring about the Ninja Turtles.

[@sirgumpern3639]

Donatello: open the bay doors, splinter splinter: Im sorry Donatello, Im afraid I cant do that

[@davidcelona8167]

He cares about Megan fox

[@infinityhand6569]

The turtles love themselves a bit of the old ultra violence

[@maxrichards3881]

Luckily, the second film wasn’t a waste of potential.

[@bruh.mp40]

Fifth reply and 910th like!

[@UnknownUnknown-py4yi]

Siri vs Cortana

[@cosvi2santos]

Siri vs cortana

[@STRNGquark]

Siri vs cortana

[@bad97626]

Siri vs Cortana !!!

[@thehighguys6825]

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@guerilza7220]

Obiwan Kenobi YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYEYEYEYEYEYSYSYEYEYEYYEsyeyeysyeseyeye

[@user-uq9wv1td6y]

Honestly I think the winners are in reverse order of their appearance, Michaels truth was too real, but Kubricks intro tied into Quentin's beat was just a blast, and Hitchcock def topped Speilberg.

[@JetInAJar]

I love how ERBH always makes their characters look more accurate than the real life counterparts.

[@MegaLouis118]

Hitchcock and Tarantino easily had the best verses.

[@clichecjay]

Agreed 100%!!!! I keep replaying their parts.

[@KASASpace]

+Green Greens I think Kubrick's lack of movement was just as good. It shows how he directs... well, sort of in any case. It's like he's so intense that dancing isn't going to help.

[@kaneda7368]

+KASASpace I say kubrick won. he's on a tricycle in fucking space. the shining and space odyssey. you can't top that.

[@dhartmahmed50]

Personally, Bay and Kubrick were the worst

[@kaneda7368]

Dhart M Ahmed rap wise, yes, which is really what matters in these vieos. but movie wise. kubrick won. bad movie wise, bay killed it.

[@shieldmaiden8128]

In the part where Kubrick is explaining his vision of "every frame a painting..." Hitchcock is nodding in agreement, Tarantino is checking his watch lol

[@Joshua_Shadow_Manriguez]

Tarantino is like "yeah yeah, keep sucking yourself off, I'll just count down to when this ends".

[@lahavmorris9919]

To bad Michael bay wasn't there yet because he'd be dissing kubrick even harder than tarantino

[@gamerjoey722]

Ok, that's a cool detail that I missed

[@FractalNinja]

@@gamerjoey722 when Steven Spielberg mentions Michael bay in be beginning, he's got Michael bay's in his hands

[@LucyAdroit]

@@FractalNinja Actually, he was holding two versions of himself

[@the-jeanyus]

8 years later and a new Indiana Jones film haunts Spielberg, keeping the lyrics up-to-date without changing them. 🤣

[@schuyleresau982]

Spielberg didn't direct dial of destiny.

[@mikeyquelloscemo]

@@schuyleresau982If I’m right, he produced it.

[@ThallVic]

I hope Tarantino has seen this. Knowing his sense of humor and how much of a cinephile he is, I think he would like it. And not only the part about himself.

[@im_flat]

I will never not absolutely die at the background “FUCK!” and “DICK” at the Tarantino part of the rap. Amazingly done

[@fieryredpodcast]

That is why I hate the 1 movie line to Hitchcock

[@lewisbeattie2533]

@@fieryredpodcast it's a rap **battle** so he's obviously going to joke about how psycho is synonymous with Hitchcock, whereas Tarantino you can't really pin a particular movie as his "best", they are all uniquely Tarantino. So the lines make sense, however yeah he is a massive cinephile who probably has seen all of Hitchcocks stuff several times. I think he would appreciate the stylistic interpretation of "Tarantino" as a character though, none of them are supposed to represent the real person.

[@alixilviashah7166]

Fuck tarantino man. You liked it and that's what counts

[@dudebro5527]

What do Thalies Victor and Tarantino have in common? Nothing, Thalies Victoe is useless

[@fifebielby4147]

In the end, these squabbling directors are all united in their shared hatred of Michael Bay

[@bijuutamer729]

Fife Bielby in the end they all got destroyed by Bay together. Cause he learned in the end this game is all about the money.

[@vicv93]

@@bijuutamer729 ergh, for some directors, nope

[@baconhair_cringe2651]

Kubrick was terrified for a second by bay

[@TJB42_42]

@@baconhair_cringe2651 it looked like he just got jumpscared

[@greenfroppy212]

@@bijuutamer729 And Michael Bay will always be hated for making the worst movies of all time. Every director in the video is amazing except Bay. Seriously fuck that guy

[@justincolman6488]

Michael bay's verse is the hardest in ERB lore ever.

[@John-yq9qx]

Legitimate facts

[@HanHonHon]

It's the worst yet somehow the best

[@LetsPlayWoomy8835]

to be fair its all about mother fucking money

[@MikehMike01]

Babe Ruth’s second verse

[@SIMPDUDE]

The truth is the truth, regardless of who’s saying it or how they say it.

[@jprogaminggd]

1:02 i can't stop laughing when i saw hitchcock spinning at the background

[@mr.mondomacho6815]

BEST MUSIC: Spielberg BEST FLOW: Hitchcock BEST BURNS: Tarantino BEST INTRO: Kubrick BEST BUILDUP: Bay

[@Akumpo274]

Overall Winner: The viewers Overall Loser: Megan Fox

[@safiahmed4302]

@@Akumpo274 Agreed

[@G3rain1]

"BEST MUSIC: Spielberg" Well, yes, but credit John Williams for that.

[@AmandaFessler]

"BEST BUILDUP: Bay". I actually missed this the first time watching it, but retrospectively, I realised that yeah. All four took jabs at him or his stuff. It's like invoking Bloody Mary and she finally shows up in the end, haha.

[@justinconrow9174]

BEST LENSE FLARES: Michael Bay

[@lavaris2834]

Steven Spielberg: the role model Alfred Hitchcock: the classic Quentin Tarantino: the verbal Genius Stanley Kubrick: the perfectionist Michael Bay: BOOM

[@scarfguy5337]

Wish we could see a movie directed by all of them together

[@MortanAMrk]

if only 2/5 werent dead.

[@RandomPerson-iv2cg]

Ummm 3/5 are alive

[@tbexecutioner5392]

Lavaris no George Lucas.... hmm

[@depressedbreakfast2614]

Random Person 🤦‍♂️

[@therealms-9320]

No. I refuse to accept that Hitchcock was played by EpicLLOYD here. The costume is too good.

[@Idk_Biguy]

I like how every time it’s someone’s verse the beat changes

[@nickjones9867]

Can we just take a second to appreciate that the backing tracks are variations on each of the directors signature soundtrack styles yet they're blended together so seamlessly.

[@liamosborne6859]

especially with Kubrick and Tarantino IMO

[@irishwristwatch2487]

@Jaime Ivan Claros Cardozo Michael Bay's part gives me Lonely Island vibes

[@toetruck1589]

i can see tarantinos track just being in one of his films

[@athan13590]

Spielberg: adventure music Hitchcock: horror music Tarantino: dramatic sound effects Kubrick: space music Bay: ?

[@gadget00]

@@athan13590 M*!#$$^%$* MONEY!

[@Master_Exploder5000]

The fact that Tarantino's verse wasn't written like he was actually trying to win but instead like he was just trying to shut the other 2 up makes his verse the best.

[@xtignu]

There is a 864:1 ratio here

[@greghowell9986]

To be fair, though, for a lot of people, the best Sam Jackson part is Nick Fury 😅

[@erqfawdfawfadfasdv]

@@greghowell9986 mane shut yo goofy ass up 😭😭😭😭

[@muhammadzaidmuckba9097]

​@@greghowell9986 u mean his best role? No way its actually jules from pulp fiction

[@thatspellsmoon]

@@muhammadzaidmuckba9097 or that creepy ass guy from django

[@MediaTextReviewer]

I do like how the rap battle subtly builds up to Michael's Bay entrance, with every director beforehand making an offhanded jab at him: Spielberg: You rock as many Oscars as that Schlep Michael Bay. Hitchcock: You're more horrible than Megan Fox's acting in Transformers (his most well-known movie series). Tarantino: It looked like sellout shit Michael Bay would do. Kubrick: A.I. is the worst waste of potential since the Ninja Turtles (another classic franchise Bay was known for butchering). Bay: I've heard enough crap from all of you.

[@forrestpatterson6053]

I was mulling this exact thought over. You put it much better than I could.

[@ndhickson3599]

To be fair his rendition of TMNT was a lot more accurate than Transformers. The turtles personalities were accurate and all the villains were good except that Eric Sachs guy in part 1

[@applebased8936]

since i first heard this in 2016 i still have it stucked in my head to this day. And i still love it. Thank you ERB.

[@ZombieMaster420]

J.R.R. Tolkien vs. George R.R. Martin

[@thepsychobear2362]

Soft wieners, nice and soft, not erect, wieners!

[@VikingSchism]

With a surprise from Terry Pratchett who makes fun of them for being so serious

[@thepsychobear2362]

enderrevolution2 And then they all dangle their wieners around.

[@kleverly7772]

enderrevolution2 I like this! :D

[@howtododotcom2]

What?!?!?Not even close,tolkien would beat his ass before you can say "winter is coming"

[@puppyblew545]

Can we just appreciate how much fun Pete's having playing Michael Bay?

[@isdrakon9802]

He's gotta play the part appropriately

[@jeez5735]

If you can't beat them join them

[@tjrex9458]

@SETH MCARDLE Btw , did you understand the subtle reference of him saying that he makes the motherfucking money?

[@LucyAdroit]

LOL, he had too much fun in the BTS

[@JWPanimation]

Plus he looks like Bay...

[@NotVarenika]

2:18 I like how Tarantino looks at his watch as Kubrick slowly raps becouse Kubricks films have a slow pace

[@TurboBass]

You know what? I fuckin' LOVE the costume for all these. The beats are good, the rhyme's are clever and the set and costume is on point. I think that ERB is one of the best pieces of internet content in history and I sincerely hope it's remembered with reverence.

[@amirhosseinpooya4217]

"I'm the master..." *Suspenseful pause" "OF SUSPENSE"

[@misaelneto7749]

So intense

[@Hchiskasj]

@@misaelneto7749 no defense againts Hitchcock Edit: Would you look at that, a comment chain.

[@lukasvanklinken4367]

@@Hchiskasj once he presents

[@intell-edge-ence5494]

Lukas van Klinken ARGGHGYHG

[@MrCow-mp8ru]

@@lukasvanklinken4367 my skill is enormous

[@vannstyron4905]

I bet they made the ERB series because of...... MOTHER FUCKING MONEY!

[@no3ironman11100]

I make that dollar y'all !

[@Av-ks8uc]

MOTHER FUCKING MONEY !

[@gurt9222]

even make Mark Wahlberg make some motherfucking money

[@tylertmmisthechosenone7128]

I set up show got a few drops now I got milk money

[@UncleMikeNJ]

Make some motherfucking money with a movie starring DONNIE Wahlberg, THEN I'll believe no director is your equal.

[@piccolo917]

Tarentino only knowing 1 movie from Hitchcock sounds very unrealistic XD

[@nathanmifflin310]

When he said seen more blood in the shower that’s a reference to psycho 1960

[@piccolo917]

@@nathanmifflin310 yes... I know

[@giselakrenn2646]

this is the best ERB video and i love to rewatch it all the time

[@GenreChowderStudios]

Spielberg: Makes adventure and wonder for everyone Hitchcock: Keeps it classy and excels in his field Tarantino: Gets visceral and intense to hit home with viewers Kubrick: Accepts nothing less than pure perfection and artistry Bay: Plays to his base and makes crowd-pleasers

[@dpalm801818]

Tru

[@GenreChowderStudios]

+ForgivenShadows Michael Bay. The guy at the end.

[@misterStevePikk]

+GenreChowderStudios The Rock is one of the best 90s action movies. And Bad Boys 2 isn't too bad either. Still, Bay sucks

[@SomeBritishGal1]

+misterStevePikk Bay is a good director, not a good scriptwriter. Basically the opposite of George Lucas.

[@misterStevePikk]

***** I don't think he's done a good job directing since Bad Boys 2. He makes like 3 hours movies for no reason.

[@volute381]

Me: *Tries to sleep* My brain: "I'm the master, of suspense so intense no defense against Hitchcock when he presents"

[@pazzodoggo5282]

Shut up

[@axelorsal9583]

Hahaha I thought I am alone

[@SamuiriGuy]

Literally my favorite line 😂

[@mooshy2]

The part that gets stuck in my head is IM THE BEST MAMMAJAMMA EVER STOOD BEHIND THE CAMERA

[@feliperenzo6199]

For me is "I take my checks to the bank, and I sign'em with my nuts". Years later it still gets me every time

[@RobotAlienGaming]

The part with Michael Bay makes me really happy and i have no idea why

[@RobotAlienGaming]

***** Probably :D

[@TuMacca]

for me it's because Peter was fucking amazing as Bay. facial expressions and everything like that was perfect :D

[@RobotAlienGaming]

TuMacca Indeed, my friend. He delivered perfectly

[@mastersolaris3354]

+Max Jackson that's maybe cause of the epic music. i love Bay's part it has great energy as well as badass rhymes!

[@RobotAlienGaming]

Master Solaris Same here. It's radiant how positive Bay is

[@vicdmise]

The Michael Bay sequence is one of the funniest things ever; just really perfect.

[@cadetpercuxion]

That segement is "mother fucking funny!"

[@thegreatpapyrus7287]

Damn straight it's all about MOTHER FUCKIN' MONEY!

[@definitelytoddhoward8603]

+Freddy “MLG” Fazbear hell yea!!

[@dispergaming8545]

+Freddy “MLG” Fazbear too true!!!

[@tidalgrunt6549]

+Freddy “MLG” Fazbear are you ready for not freddy?

[@bernkastel7438]

Hitchcock's verse was my favorite, his flow was catchy as hell

[@williamsmeds1368]

It's also kind of funny to see an old man in a rap battle.

[@asmaraiverson7667]

Kubrick has the shortest but best verse in ERB history- the performance, visuals, build up and music. Every time I watch this once I always rewind his verse

[@KIgaming.]

I love how Tarantino's verse has backing vocals of him yelling 'fuck!' and 'dick!' referencing the sheer amount of cursing in his films

[@linusovery-smith4246]

How didni not notice that until just now

[@ididntmeantoshootthatvietn5012]

It just missing a few n-words with the hard r

[@MarkAndrews12]

His was definitely the best

[@Ticazoid95]

I've watched this atleast 20 times and this is the 1st time i've noticed that XD

[@APersonOnYouTubeX]

@@ididntmeantoshootthatvietn5012 what’s hard r

[@NuclearLetsPlay]

Can we PLEASE admire how perfect kubriks tricicle fits into tarantinos part????

[@venkatmaddipoti407]

No

[@jaysonraphaelmurdock8812]

Yes

[@LegoJohnPL]

no

[@spooky4217]

@@LegoJohnPL yes

[@alexchoi5612]

No

[@xz3ss]

I like how all of them roast Michael Bay before he even enters

[@JohnFloss]

The best ERB, my ranking of the verses: 5. Michael Bay - Fun and entertaining but nothing insane. 4. Stephen Spielberg - May have the best beat and has some really good references, the other verses just set the bar so high. 3. Quentin Tarantino - Best flow and the most fun for me, has some really good roasts and a lot of references, it is super creative too with the unclean script part. 2. Alfred Hitchcock - Amazing flow and beat (great use of SFX), a lot of references and paints a good picture for Alfred. Great rhyme scheme with the mamma-jamma part. 1. Stanley Kubrick - Represents Kubrick very well as a crazy genius, referencing a ton of movies and scenes. The 127 line is one of the best in all of ERB imo and the overall visuals are crazy.

[@garfieldfan925]

my ranking is 1. Hitchcock 2. Tarantino 3. Spielberg 4. Bay 5. Kubrick

[@maxleavitt8199]

Michael Bay has the best verse in ERB

[@Jeff_Biden]

kubrick is absolutely abominable wtf

[@Amoeba26]

Me: My brain during a test: I'm the best mama jamma ever stood behind a camera

[@matyasb.molnar2985]

This actually happened to me during a math exam(with the whole Hitchcock part)

[@electricbird8993]

IKR

[@firebreather1275]

Happens with every line from every ERB ever 😳

[@alfredkugler3043]

@@matyasb.molnar2985 I would strongly recommend to not watch youtube videos during an exam. That could lead to a lower grade.

[@anthos8182]

Alfred Kügler what? He never said he did

[@stroyed4229]

All the Micheal Bay references before. You knew it was coming.

[@ASKaPHYSICIST]

+puncakegaming still good though

[@nerdkitty3009]

+puncakegaming yas we did.

[@georgealesbrook2478]

I sign With My Nuts

[@xXxTr0nxXx]

+puncakegaming And even though you knew, it was just awesome.

[@MCG55SS]

+puncakegaming say his name too much and he comes just like all other monsters.

[@gabrielgiovanni4497]

I love how they all dissed Michael Bay and he came and destroyed everyone

[@soulmastah184]

This remains one of my favorite ERB of all time, and i quote it endlessly. Something I don't see anyone mentioning is how every single verse is insulting Michael Bay until he shows up. Spielberg called him a schlep, Hitchcock indrectly insulted him by mentioning Transformers, which Bay directed, Tarantino mentioned sellout bullshit Bay would do, and Kubrick called TMNT a waste of potential. (Bay has a producer credit for that.)

[@keanureeves7987]

*"Picture a child sitting in front of a projector,learning from your films to become much better director"* Is such a GOOD burn...

[@saperoi]

Next*

[@Sillimant_]

@@saperoi sitting in next of a projector

[@Sillimant_]

@727loco I agree, Hitchcock's films may be dated, but there's no denying the impact and legacy he has

[@WFTWKnockOUT]

It wasn't a burn tho.

[@drumyogi9281]

@@Sillimant_ Psycho is not dated. Still an amazing movie.

[@nickhelmer]

Stanley Kubrick is such a perfectionist that he insisted on being resurrected through necromancy to deliver his verse himself.

[@tjrex9458]

can confirm , i was the necromancer

[@andrewwurth8998]

How many necromancies did you do until he thought his simulacrum was good enough?

[@tjrex9458]

@@andrewwurth8998 Id say 128 times

[@jayadevashok2070]

Lol

[@sion8]

@@tjrex9458 That's it? Man, he lost his touch.

[@sweeneagle16]

Christopher Nolan? James Cameron? This could’ve gone on forever 😂