Steven Spielberg vs Alfred Hitchcock. Epic Rap Battles of History

Steven Spielberg vs Alfred Hitchcock. Epic Rap Battles of History
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Quentin Tarantino: WAX
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Stanley Kubrick: @rugglesoutbound
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Executive Producers:
Peter Shukoff and Lloyd Ahlquist
Directed by:
Nice Peter
Assistant Director:
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Written by:
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Song Produced by:
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Kubrick: Ear2ThaBeat - www.ear2thabeat...
Bay: Allrounda - www.allroundabe...
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Andrew Sherman, Ryan Moulton, Daniel Turcan and Nice Peter
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VFX and Compositing:
Andrew Sherman and Ryan Moulton
Produced by:
Michelle Maloney
Director of Photography:
Jon Na
Costume Designer:
Sulai Lopez
Make Up and Hair:
Tara Lang, Ashlyn Melancon, Hanny Tjan and Heather Grippaldi
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Arthur Hong
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[@sedukai5924]

Spielberg: im better than you Alfred Hitchcock: im better than you Steven Tarantino: im better than you both Kubrick: im better than all of you Bay: MOTHERFUCKING MONEY

[@Joshua_Shadow_Manriguez]

Don't forget how they all riffed on Bay's movies.

[@NwoDispatcher]

Hitchcock was smooooth

[@saxo689]

Scorsee, Welles, Lee, Coppola, And Nolan: 😐

[@stevemolenaar2890]

MOTHERFUCKING MONEY

[@thelonewolf7443]

He helps make Wahlberg make some motherf***ing money!

[@luckycat624]

The Kubrick actor looks so fucking dead inside when he says "Do another take and get it right 127 times" it's so perfect

[@gmar7836]

He was known for making so many damn takes and truthfully I don’t know how he had it in the budget to waste so much film. I was a film major in college and let me tell you that 35 mm print is not cheap

[@giovannicervantes2053]

@@gmar7836 only film he had fewest troubles in was probably fmj

[@acdesegurgels8663]

@@gmar7836 because his films made more money than he used

[@angelotrinidad6888]

Looked ike Pavarotti too lol

[@hellolastname9556]

🤯

[@harrywalsh7276]

I love how Michael Bay was the only director not to insult any of the others, he just spent all of his time telling us how great he is.

[@billy-waynejeffcoat4828]

Well he was the director to speak the truth, the game is just about the money

[@elroma7712]

I wonder if he ever saw this video.

[@christianmegachad2898]

@@elroma7712 probably too busy writing on some sequel

[@unformedeight]

I mean he said no one was his equal while he flipped everyone off I guess y'all have a different definition to the word "insult"

[@MrPepeDBZ]

@@unformedeight and spent the entirety of his rap calling them either Hypocrites or losers

[@noogzymcnoogz4072]

Nine fucking years later and i noticed all of the directors have a bar about how bad Michael Bay is and thats why he said “Ive heard enough crap from all of you”

[@road_king_dude]

Damn. This was nine years ago. I listen to this all the time

[@evan1977]

Same

[@pk_sapphire]

Wait what do Hitchcock and Kubrick say about him?

[@TheWritter-qo9ty]

@@pk_sapphire Megan Fox's acting in transformers is a direct insult to Michael Bay as a director and Kubrick roasted the potential of Live action TMNT made by Michael Bay

[@carlosgarza400]

Wow, I got it got it the first time I saw this 8yrs ago

[@juancontrerasalvarado1788]

The fact that Michael Bay rhymes "money" with "money" is very fitting for his style of movie direction.

[@donotenter4035]

LOL, yeah.... Mix some explosions, robotic unrealistic fighting scenes, a pinch of forgettable blockbuster writing and a sprinkle of Mark Wahlberg drinking beer in the middle of a climatic action sequence.... and you have a Michael Bay movie.

[@maplesyrupminer437]

​@@donotenter4035 Also bad camera movement, seriously watching it makes me nauseous

[@jjrjunior2382]

Oh, shit that tru. 5 years listening and singing alone to this song and I didn't notice.

[@josephstalin364]

Love him or hate him, you need to admit that he makes a killing.

[@olivermalpas-sands7723]

You’re a genius

[@PrinceJackTheFirst]

I just realized that Michael Bay rhymes money with money like five times in a row, and then ends the rhyme scheme by saying "I don't give a fuck". Brilliant.

[@dylanv2559]

6

[@arnolddeleon6674]

That's some lowkey Transformers reference there.

[@sigh__e]

Motherfucking money

[@logan3917]

not to shit on your comment but rapping doesn’t have to just rhyme the end syllable. he does some internal rhyming to make it sound good like “set up shop, got a few drops, rose to the rock, now i got the socks” “got milk, socks made of silk”. internal rhyming is important to recognize otherwise you get idiots criticizing Lil Wayne for ending every line with the N word when in reality he’s still doing a fuck ton of rhyming.

[@mr.mister1045]

KiiD LoCs nigga I don’t give a fuck

[@sweppic]

What's great is that every director took a shot at Michael Bay and then Michael Bay came into the battle and just hyped himself up to the extreme

[@nas1197-i6j]

I mean its all about fucking money

[@ajestersgrace3902]

MOTHERFUCKING MONEY!!!

[@mirzaiscandle]

@Ты клоун give me all your money. I'll give you something you can work with. Give all of your money to me

[@harryfromwork]

so funny

[@hienable6933]

Kubrick didn't

[@Vito95mc]

Cool that they resurrected Stanley Kubrick for his verse. Truly an homage to his perfectionist directing

[@IsaaacWithThreeA]

Truly. I guess with a high budget you can do anything.

[@chubbbubb6870]

If only we had a Kubrick today.

[@f4ust85]

Another tour de force

[@randomguy2926]

@@chubbbubb6870 nolan

[@Annihilated64-13yearsago]

Same with Hitchcock

[@murdocgorillaz222]

Fun Fact: this video took ERB the longest to make. First they had to obtain a sample of Kubrick's DNA then wait for the clone to grow and develop.

[@aroobism]

murdocgorillaz222 seriously

[@anubs9528]

@@aroobism yes I'm the Kubrick clone and can confirm

[@aroobism]

Anubs SERIOUSLY

[@Xerdar36]

I believe it!!!

[@sinisterfootwear]

I laughed harder than I should have at this

[@shieldmaiden8128]

In the part where Kubrick is explaining his vision of "every frame a painting..." Hitchcock is nodding in agreement, Tarantino is checking his watch lol

[@Joshua_Shadow_Manriguez]

Tarantino is like "yeah yeah, keep sucking yourself off, I'll just count down to when this ends".

[@lahavmorris9919]

To bad Michael bay wasn't there yet because he'd be dissing kubrick even harder than tarantino

[@gamerjoey722]

Ok, that's a cool detail that I missed

[@FractalNinja]

@@gamerjoey722 when Steven Spielberg mentions Michael bay in be beginning, he's got Michael bay's in his hands

[@LucyAdroit]

@@FractalNinja Actually, he was holding two versions of himself

[@KotaTheFemboy]

Michael Bay's verse was the equivalent of playing chess with a pigeon. Doesn't matter what the rules are, they just knock over all the pieces, and strut about like they won. It was fantastic

[@HiThere-ju3wg]

Fax

[@idklol4197]

nah he won

[@LilMcMoffett]

773, Five comments

[@MatTech101]

Yeah, even did the "bent backwards with the jacket halfway off" shit.

[@adityasen4566]

928 likes, 7 comments

[@AradirOff]

2:18 I like how all the directors are bored by what Kubrick says, except Alfred Hitchcock

[@SwarajBanik-yb9vj]

OMG aradirOff

[@garfieldfan925]

Lol

[@VeeWats]

lol Fr

[@yiti2550]

ARADIR QUE PITOS HACES ACA

[@nicolasgajardo4380]

que xotas derki que haces aca

[@gandalf6751]

“Half your billions should go to John Williams” That one hits hard cause it’s true.

[@thekhans2823]

@ Gandalf , Yes

[@sansthedrummer]

Hit so hard even George Lucas felt it

[@dark-d5e]

It is true.

[@poikoi1530]

1000th like

[@nicktomlinson6140]

@Vegeta I squeeze screams out of chocolate syrup

[@detectivechicken4564]

Can we just appreciate that Alfred Hitchcock did not move a single muscle when Michael Bay dropped. Every other director did. Congrats Alfred Hitchcock

[@ez_company9325]

its because hes the master of horror... he aint scared of shit. XD

[@crazyluck8708]

Ah, yeah. I commented the same but didn't saw you comment which clearly has been seen more times, so I'm just gonna delete my comment.

[@1manwalkingfreakshow]

@DetectiveChicken - Hitch fills his jowls with 3 steaks and a soufflé, and was too fat for the British Army. He couldn’t have budged even if he wanted to.

[@clonemachines4715]

That part was at 2:37, if anyone was wondering.

[@deniseschilling9522]

what a weird thing to notice

[@daddy_kolumbus8330]

christopher nolan crying in a corner cus he wasnt invited

[@ididntmeantoshootthatvietn5012]

Martin Scorsese probably watching this with him both laughing their asses off

[@daddy_kolumbus8330]

@@ididntmeantoshootthatvietn5012 maybe he directed the rap 'o'

[@Kolchak_Enjoyer]

Christopher Columbus is dead?

[@daddy_kolumbus8330]

@@Kolchak_Enjoyer what

[@johnny6365]

@@Kolchak_Enjoyer Christopher Nolan, the director of inception, interstellar, the dark Knight trilogy, and most recently TeneT

[@therealms-9320]

No. I refuse to accept that Hitchcock was played by EpicLLOYD here. The costume is too good.

[@Tom-iv5pw]

I just love the idea of Kubrick actually caring about the Ninja Turtles.

[@sirgumpern3639]

Donatello: open the bay doors, splinter splinter: Im sorry Donatello, Im afraid I cant do that

[@davidcelona8167]

He cares about Megan fox

[@infinityhand6569]

The turtles love themselves a bit of the old ultra violence

[@maxrichards3881]

Luckily, the second film wasn’t a waste of potential.

[@bruh.mp40]

Fifth reply and 910th like!

[@MichaelSmith-kz9tc]

If they all got into a knife fight, would that be the Director's Cut?

[@GoldfishEmpire]

👇 ☢ 🤔

[@stealthpanther]

This comment is underrated gold 😆

[@dpm2937]

idk what to say

[@brycebagels1768]

Duck my life this ducking comment made me die of laughter

[@unbanibleking7993]

Nooooooo Hehe

[@connoryoung5297]

I just realized the reason Kubrick is on the moon is because conspiracy theorists say he was the director who was hired to fake the moon landing.

[@ajestersgrace3902]

He also directed Space Odyssey

[@Drekromancer]

Brooooo. I didn't know he was connected to that theory. Wow, what a deep cut!

[@samuelfischman6949]

It is also said that if you were ask Kubrick to direct a fake moon landing, he would insist that it be filmed on location.

[@P1utusPaints]

I always thought it was cuz he thinks he's above everyone else so they literally put him above the whole planet

[@alnu8355]

You know how that conspiracy theory is not true? Because Kubrick is such stubborn flighty guy to work with he would have demanded the budget to actually launch into space and land on the moon to film it for authenticity.

[@jamesambery4117]

Reviewing/Picking a Winner for Every ERB Part 51: Steven Spielberg vs. Alfred Hitchcock (Director’s Battle Royale) Who I am rooting for: Hitchcock: Paved the way for many great directors, including Spielberg, both are lit though Let’s go! *Steven Spielberg Verse 1* Picture a child satnding next to a projector Learning from your films to become a much better director Now picture a 3 billion dollar dream machine Who can block bust all over your crop duster scene (+4.5) Try to Duel with me Alfred (+4) You must be Psycho (+5) I’ll being back Jaws and take a bite of your lifeboat (+6) I’m always so on top of my game (+3.5) I get the Vertigo (+3) My jets in the Terminal waiting for me to Murder! Ya (+6) I rock the Academy and the DGA (+2) You rock as many Oscars as that Schlepp Michael Bay (+7.5) Next time you’re filling up those jawls with three steaks and a souffle (+3.5) Check the trades See me Amblin to my next big play (+5) I produce cartoons and make games for all ages You produce Jimmy Stewart making one of two faces (+6) Maybe next time I visit you’ll be a bit more gracious (+1.5) Now kiss my full moon and just bask in my greatness (+3.5) *Alfred Hitchcock Verse 1* That was a close encounter of the “turd” kind (+3.5) But there won’t be a pretty ending this time (+3.5) Half your billions should go to John Williams (+7) Now brace yourself as I reveal my brilliance I’m the master….of suspense (+4) So intense, no defense against Hitchcock once he presents (+2.5) My skill is enormous Orchestrate brilliant performance (+1) You’re more horrible than Megan Fox’s acting in Transformers (+7.5) C’mon, fish puppets and Muppets to stir the fears up (+3.5) I squeeze screams out of chocolate syrup (+5.5) I’m the best mamma-jamma ever stoo behind the camera (+1.5) Damage panderers and haunt you like the last Indiana (+7) *Quentin Tarantino Verse 1* CUT, gimme a Tylenol Stop rhymin’ yall (+3) Alfred you got no style dawg I’m the King of Doalogue (+2.5) There’s only one movie I know you from And I’ve seen more blood in the shower when I stubbed my toe in one (+8.5) You tried to fight in World War I but couldn’t do that The British army wouldn’t let you join cause you were too fat (+7.5) Look it up, it’s a true fact Wikipedia that Now allow me to attack Steven the Hack (+1.5) Due to War of the Worlds, a failures what I label you It looked like some sellout bulls*it Michael Bay would do (+9) Ask anyone What’s your favorite Sam Jackson part? No one’s gonna say “What’s his name from Jurrastic Park (+7) Scripts that I write aint the…cleanest But when I grip mics Im the….meanest (+2.5) Quentin Tarantino is a….genius (+1) A bad mother f*cker from the wallet to the penis (+8) *Stanley Kubrik AKA Most Abusive Director of All Time Verse 1* Genius is a powerful word But there’s no reason to use it ‘Less you’re talking about the Kubrik Then there’s really nothing to it (+1) Everything I do is visionary (+1) Every single frame a painting Made exactly how I want to make it Do another take and get it right 127 times (exactly what I mean by abusive) I’ll make you learn to love me I’m the bomb (+6) Drop ultraviolent rhymes like Clockwork (+4) Make you all hurt Beat Spielberg the Color Purple (+4) AI is the worst waste of potential since the Ninja Turtles (+7.5) *Michael Bay Verse 1* That’s enough, I’ve heard enough crap from all of you (+3) Why don’t I come down there and show you what a real star can do? (+1) I swoop low with the telephoto (+4) No Bruckheimer I work solo (+3) If there’s one thing I learned b*tch This game is about MOTHER F*CKING MONEY I make that y’all MOTHER F*CKING MONEY Even more Mark Wahlberg make some (+1.5) MOTHER F*CKING MONEY I set up shop and got a few drop of that Got Milk money (+2.5) Rose to the Rock (+4) Now I got that sock made of silk money (+3) I aint got that guilt money (+1.5) I don’t give a f*ck I take my checks to the bank and I sign em with my nuts (+6) I give the people what they love While the critics say I’m evil Got no time to read reviews While I’m woking on the sequel (+3) Got a gift from above and the eyes of an eagle (+4.5) When it comes to blowing up no director is my equal (+8) Steven Spielberg’s Flow (+8) Alfred Hitchcock’s Flow (+10) Quentin Tarantino’s Flow (+10) Stanley Kubrik’s Flow (+7.5) Michael Bay’s Flow (+7.5-hard to judge) *Results* Steven Spielberg=69 pts Afred Hitchock=56.5 pts Quentin Tarantino=60.5 pts Stanley Kubrik=31 pts Michael Bay=52.5 pts Winner=Steven Spielberg Second Place=Quentin Tarantino Third Place=Alfred Hitchcock Fouth Place=Michael Bay Last Place=Stanley Kubrick Wow you guys really went above and beyond here but nobody could catch Spielberg if they could, his movie puns are “notoriously” plentiful. Again not too many deep cuts here but you guys should really consider being directors with this production value! Good job!

[@exittierone]

You could see the suffering in Kubrick's face when he said "127 times"

[@anywaythewindblows8912]

Right. I think he had OCD

[@drumbottle]

He did irreversible mental damage to Shelley Duvall

[@exittierone]

@@drumbottle Oh yeah I read about that. The only thing I can remember was that he made the staff ignore her on set, though I imagine he did worse.

[@zakramsey3508]

@@anywaythewindblows8912 Not OCD, it was just his perfectionism.

[@anywaythewindblows8912]

@@zakramsey3508 ah ok

[@lavaris2834]

Steven Spielberg: the role model Alfred Hitchcock: the classic Quentin Tarantino: the verbal Genius Stanley Kubrick: the perfectionist Michael Bay: BOOM

[@scarfguy5337]

Wish we could see a movie directed by all of them together

[@MortanAMrk]

if only 2/5 werent dead.

[@RandomPerson-iv2cg]

Ummm 3/5 are alive

[@tbexecutioner5392]

Lavaris no George Lucas.... hmm

[@depressedbreakfast2614]

Random Person 🤦‍♂️

[@roy9776]

“Half your billions should go to John Williams.” Yep. True.

[@alexisbouquet3351]

George Lucas was supposed to do a drop in but he overheard that line and decided this environment was too hostile for him.

[@rajatgupta9043]

There's a reason why he's a great director because he's surrounded by greatness and that btw is for everyone.

[@kylereese5869]

@@alexisbouquet3351 I know pretty sure every director that used John Williams services half their profits should go to him.

[@ahmedfawad16]

that applies to the whole of Hollywood tbh

[@kylereese5869]

@@ahmedfawad16 I am pretty sure that's why George Lucas didn't show up because he was called out by Hitchcock.

[@FSnowYT]

Can we appreciate like all the small things in this battle? Like when Quentin is insulting Steven and he’s just like “yeah that’s fair”

[@Raven12516]

The moon landing was filmed by Stanley Kubrick. Kubrick, ever the perfectionist, had it filmed on location.

[@PoetNoPoems]

I have never laughed to a comment as much as I just did.

[@indaz1]

too funny

[@simohimo6963]

Laughing My Ass Off🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@SteppinTimeMEH]

Fact. 😂😂😂😂

[@Biggestbarcafan]

im an idiot. i dont get the joke thats why

[@Amoeba26]

Me: My brain during a test: I'm the best mama jamma ever stood behind a camera

[@matyasb.molnar2985]

This actually happened to me during a math exam(with the whole Hitchcock part)

[@electricbird8993]

IKR

[@firebreather1275]

Happens with every line from every ERB ever 😳

[@alfredkugler3043]

@@matyasb.molnar2985 I would strongly recommend to not watch youtube videos during an exam. That could lead to a lower grade.

[@anthos8182]

Alfred Kügler what? He never said he did

[@joefleming6755]

Michael Bay: rapping about how much money he makes Michael Bay net worth: 430 million Steven Spielberg net worth: 3.6 billion

[@Savagecabbage5158]

Wait I just realized this, why isnt this mentioned in the rap?

[@bentennyson2615]

savage cabbage it is Spielberg said “now picture a 3 billion dollar dream machine who can block bust all over your crop duster science”

[@bentennyson2615]

savage cabbage scene

[@Savagecabbage5158]

@@bentennyson2615 I meant specifically the fact that he's much, much more successful than Bay when it comes to money. Bay's numbers aren't mentioned, and neither Spielberg nor Bay mention the fact that Bay's main line ("I've got motherfucking money)" is useless as Spielberg has far more

[@kylehollowell2504]

I think it’s more in regards to his movies making tons of money at the box office. Spielberg has his own production studio, games, toy lines for movies, etc. He has his fingers in many pies. Basically in Micheal Bays eyes, reviews and rewards don’t mean shit, box office dollars do lol.

[@lisafrank9419]

hitchcock's verse has always been so addictive to me. i cant stop listening to it. the lead into it and then the drop "i'm the master [KNIFE] of suspense so intense no defense against hitchcock once he presents" is CRAAAZZZZZYYYYYYY!! they really scratched my brain with this one. very cool

[@tomasbar1101]

Ikr! It lives in my head rent free

[@trancedoutkid]

Moral of this ERB: mentioning Michael Bay's work 3 times summons him.

[@AriArson]

Meticulous Trances it's because he's a demon.

[@windowsmizu416]

Ben Wroblewski Seems accurate.

[@zacm.8734]

4 times

[@Icykrissy]

MacMurrough the Meticulous Four times actually

[@finnianquail8881]

MacMurrough the Meticulous Beetlejuce

[@Bt-7274..]

Hitchcock’s part was so good, you need to wear headphones to hear the background music but once you do it makes a massive difference

[@tortoise629]

Yes. It’s my favorite

[@purpleytical1391]

THEY’RE STILL HEARTING COMMENTS

[@iironhide6209]

It ain’t as good as motherfucking money

[@lifemattersnot]

@@iironhide6209 I'm sorry but theres no defense against Hickcock once he presents.

[@iironhide6209]

@@lifemattersnot true, his skill's enormous...

[@StrangestQuark2k]

Michael Bay's verse is complete nonsense, yet the energy and special effects behind it makes it entertaining. Perfection.

[@Donttredonme86]

The best shit he made was with Bruckheimer

[@TheGrimoiresVoice]

Sounds like Bay alright... yeah, Me Grimlock hate him

[@ItsButterBean1020]

Honestly just like his movies

[@deddasna]

the last 2 live action tf movies didnt even need to exist but hey, money

[@TheGrimoiresVoice]

@@deddasna But hey, new movie has Unicron... for real.

[@CharlyDeamen]

I love this one simply because the verses are exactly what the directors do. I also love how they all took a crack at Michael Bay, and then he pops in and proves them right, that he is indeed all self-aggrandizing nonsense and explosions.

[@joshuawillis602]

His movies are always entertaining

[@KIgaming.]

I love how Tarantino's verse has backing vocals of him yelling 'fuck!' and 'dick!' referencing the sheer amount of cursing in his films

[@linusovery-smith4246]

How didni not notice that until just now

[@ididntmeantoshootthatvietn5012]

It just missing a few n-words with the hard r

[@MarkAndrews12]

His was definitely the best

[@Ticazoid95]

I've watched this atleast 20 times and this is the 1st time i've noticed that XD

[@APersonOnYouTubeX]

@@ididntmeantoshootthatvietn5012 what’s hard r

[@volute381]

Me: *Tries to sleep* My brain: "I'm the master, of suspense so intense no defense against Hitchcock when he presents"

[@WFSMfan]

Shut up

[@axelorsal9583]

Hahaha I thought I am alone

[@SamuiriGuy]

Literally my favorite line 😂

[@mooshy2]

The part that gets stuck in my head is IM THE BEST MAMMAJAMMA EVER STOOD BEHIND THE CAMERA

[@feliperenzo6199]

For me is "I take my checks to the bank, and I sign'em with my nuts". Years later it still gets me every time

[@puppyblew545]

Can we just appreciate how much fun Pete's having playing Michael Bay?

[@isdrakon9802]

He's gotta play the part appropriately

[@jeez5735]

If you can't beat them join them

[@tjrex9458]

@SETH MCARDLE Btw , did you understand the subtle reference of him saying that he makes the motherfucking money?

[@LucyAdroit]

LOL, he had too much fun in the BTS

[@JWPanimation]

Plus he looks like Bay...

[@luke7522]

1:57 Kubrick's part is unmatched.

[@Ballin_Cat4]

I think you forgot tarantino

[@sciencemax562]

I’d like to say that his part wasn’t the best with the beat but the build up with the drums during Tarantino’s part was truly what made it so great but that’s just me personally

[@nickjones9867]

Can we just take a second to appreciate that the backing tracks are variations on each of the directors signature soundtrack styles yet they're blended together so seamlessly.

[@liamosborne6859]

especially with Kubrick and Tarantino IMO

[@irishwristwatch2487]

@Jaime Ivan Claros Cardozo Michael Bay's part gives me Lonely Island vibes

[@athan13590]

Spielberg: adventure music Hitchcock: horror music Tarantino: dramatic sound effects Kubrick: space music Bay: ?

[@gadget00]

@@athan13590 M*!#$$^%$* MONEY!

[@plantern4590]

I didnt even recognize that! Thanks

[@mr.mondomacho6815]

BEST MUSIC: Spielberg BEST FLOW: Hitchcock BEST BURNS: Tarantino BEST INTRO: Kubrick BEST BUILDUP: Bay

[@Akumpo274]

Overall Winner: The viewers Overall Loser: Megan Fox

[@safiahmed4302]

@@Akumpo274 Agreed

[@G3rain1]

"BEST MUSIC: Spielberg" Well, yes, but credit John Williams for that.

[@AmandaFessler]

"BEST BUILDUP: Bay". I actually missed this the first time watching it, but retrospectively, I realised that yeah. All four took jabs at him or his stuff. It's like invoking Bloody Mary and she finally shows up in the end, haha.

[@justinconrow9174]

BEST LENSE FLARES: Michael Bay

[@fifebielby4147]

In the end, these squabbling directors are all united in their shared hatred of Michael Bay

[@bijuutamer729]

Fife Bielby in the end they all got destroyed by Bay together. Cause he learned in the end this game is all about the money.

[@vicv93]

@@bijuutamer729 ergh, for some directors, nope

[@baconhair_cringe2651]

Kubrick was terrified for a second by bay

[@TJB42_42]

@@baconhair_cringe2651 it looked like he just got jumpscared

[@greenfroppy212]

@@bijuutamer729 And Michael Bay will always be hated for making the worst movies of all time. Every director in the video is amazing except Bay. Seriously fuck that guy

[@racso6702]

tarantino's foot fetish not being brought up is criminal

[@SCPKing1835]

I was waiting for it, disappointing

[@barelyfunctioning3982]

I always thought that the “stubbed my toe in one” alluded to that (in addition to its other meaning)

[@someweirdstuff1256]

what’s wrong with it

[@Mynameishassan0]

@@someweirdstuff1256 J R R Tolkien was one of the

[@warriorscholar41]

They DID zoom in on Kubrick's feet on the pedals... Was that a REALLY subtle nob to Tarantino's foot fetish?

[@modus3493]

Plot twist: this was directed by M. Night Shyamalan

[@andermiftari8839]

SHHIIIITTT!

[@theswanp1199]

Fuck. That. Bitch. Thinks. He's. Badass. Because. Almost. Every. Fucking. One. Of. His. Movies. Is. Centered. Around. A. Twist. Can't. Make. Anything. That's. Not. A. Thriller. Gets. Old. As. Hell. He. Cheats. With. Empty. Bland. Repetitive. Twists. Relying. On. A. Cheap. Tactic. To. "Engage". The. Audience. To. Make. His. Movies. That. Is. Quite. The. Opposite. Of. Talent. Oh. Look. At. Me. Mislead. You. And. Trick. You. That. Is. Narcissistic. As. A. Filmmaker. Can. Get. Don't. Get. Me. Started. On. His. Avatar. Movie. I. Get. Very. Fucking. Angry. Even. Thinking. About. That. Bastard. And. So. Should. Any. Non. Small. Minded. Human. With. A. Pulse.

[@thedanox2741]

Cheesy Par Calm down and get your asthma inhalator cause it seems like you’re not breathing at all:/

[@modus3493]

Cheesy Par woah woah calm down. Why did you actually spend time on this

[@theswanp1199]

@@modus3493 I rant from time to time, nothing against you

[@ThallVic]

I hope Tarantino has seen this. Knowing his sense of humor and how much of a cinephile he is, I think he would like it. And not only the part about himself.

[@im_flat]

I will never not absolutely die at the background “FUCK!” and “DICK” at the Tarantino part of the rap. Amazingly done

[@fieryredpodcast]

That is why I hate the 1 movie line to Hitchcock

[@fenianlewis]

@@fieryredpodcast it's a rap **battle** so he's obviously going to joke about how psycho is synonymous with Hitchcock, whereas Tarantino you can't really pin a particular movie as his "best", they are all uniquely Tarantino. So the lines make sense, however yeah he is a massive cinephile who probably has seen all of Hitchcocks stuff several times. I think he would appreciate the stylistic interpretation of "Tarantino" as a character though, none of them are supposed to represent the real person.

[@alixilviashah7166]

Fuck tarantino man. You liked it and that's what counts

[@dudebro5527]

What do Thalies Victor and Tarantino have in common? Nothing, Thalies Victoe is useless

[@vicdmise]

The Michael Bay sequence is one of the funniest things ever; just really perfect.

[@cadetpercuxion]

That segement is "mother fucking funny!"

[@thegreatpapyrus7287]

Damn straight it's all about MOTHER FUCKIN' MONEY!

[@definitelytoddhoward8603]

+Freddy “MLG” Fazbear hell yea!!

[@dispergaming8545]

+Freddy “MLG” Fazbear too true!!!

[@tidalgrunt]

+Freddy “MLG” Fazbear are you ready for not freddy?

[@TreehouseINC]

This is hands down easily the best ERB of all time, the fact that they all diss Bay and then he's the director to top it off is so perfectly done

[@Master_Exploder5000]

The fact that Tarantino's verse wasn't written like he was actually trying to win but instead like he was just trying to shut the other 2 up makes his verse the best.

[@xtignu]

There is a 864:1 ratio here

[@greghowell9986]

To be fair, though, for a lot of people, the best Sam Jackson part is Nick Fury 😅

[@erqfawdfawfadfasdv]

@@greghowell9986 mane shut yo goofy ass up 😭😭😭😭

[@muhammadzaidmuckba9097]

​@@greghowell9986 u mean his best role? No way its actually jules from pulp fiction

[@thatspellsmoon]

@@muhammadzaidmuckba9097 or that creepy ass guy from django

[@hughjazz4936]

Spielberg: You suck, Alfred. Hitchcock: No, you suck, Steven. Tarantino: You both suck. Kubrick: I'm awesome. Bay: Lol fuck off, I'm rich.

[@AeonMarshal]

Hugh Jazz yeah pretty much

[@deoRei]

Hugh Jazz actually, Spielberg is richer then of them combined.

[@tuomaskallio2921]

Hugh Jazz kind of funny how spielberg is still so mutch richer than him

[@kristens4095]

Right? That's so true.

[@LucyAdroit]

Literally xD

[@stroyed4229]

All the Micheal Bay references before. You knew it was coming.

[@ASKaPHYSICIST]

+puncakegaming still good though

[@nerdkitty3009]

+puncakegaming yas we did.

[@georgealesbrook2478]

I sign With My Nuts

[@xXxTr0nxXx]

+puncakegaming And even though you knew, it was just awesome.

[@MCG55SS]

+puncakegaming say his name too much and he comes just like all other monsters.

[@kuyaRussel]

2:29. They predicted it a long time ago.

[@meatvortexgaming7134]

Lmao

[@lightningfirst689]

Kubrick is the only one who took a while to get into the part where he actually raps, referencing how slowly-paced his movies are.

[@NickolaiPetrovitch]

Ahaha im so glad another Kubrick nerd appreciated that

[@photonbee1932]

and like at 2:18 when tarantino looks at a “watch”

[@thomasmoroiu]

@@photonbee1932 Notice how Hitchcock has a slight nod when Kubrick is explaining his commitment to his creative vision, whilst the other directors seemingly wait impatiently. Hitchcock wanted every shot to be detailed and well executed, so he seems like he is impressed more than anything.

[@steph13326ify]

His slow buildup is my favorite part of this video. It looms over you, wanting you to properly prepare yourself for his presence.

[@taidghusflynnius]

​@@thomasmoroiuI thought that was him nodding off to sleep

[@jameshollander7528]

This was a close one. I have it ranked like this: Spielberg: best flow Tarantino: best disses Kubrick: best beat Bay: best hair Hitchcock: best mamma jamma ever stood behind a camera

[@PatrickWDunne]

🤣

[@rocky-nm5wf]

damage panderers and haunt you like the last indiana

[@toasterten1293]

@@rocky-nm5wf cut, gimme a Tylenol

[@rocky-nm5wf]

@@toasterten1293 stop rhyming y'all

[@C1ementin3]

@@rocky-nm5wf Alfred, you got no style dawg, I'm the king of dialouge

[@nickhelmer]

Stanley Kubrick is such a perfectionist that he insisted on being resurrected through necromancy to deliver his verse himself.

[@tjrex9458]

can confirm , i was the necromancer

[@andrewwurth8998]

How many necromancies did you do until he thought his simulacrum was good enough?

[@tjrex9458]

@@andrewwurth8998 Id say 128 times

[@jayadevashok2070]

Lol

[@sion8]

@@tjrex9458 That's it? Man, he lost his touch.

[@samogden4265]

this isn’t a realistic Tarantino verse, he didn’t write himself saying the n word

[@GopherManlet]

neighbour?

[@RobotAlienGaming]

The part with Michael Bay makes me really happy and i have no idea why

[@RobotAlienGaming]

***** Probably :D

[@TuMacca]

for me it's because Peter was fucking amazing as Bay. facial expressions and everything like that was perfect :D

[@RobotAlienGaming]

TuMacca Indeed, my friend. He delivered perfectly

[@mastersolaris3354]

+Max Jackson that's maybe cause of the epic music. i love Bay's part it has great energy as well as badass rhymes!

[@RobotAlienGaming]

Master Solaris Same here. It's radiant how positive Bay is

[@kennymartin714]

I love how all the directors essentially summoned Michele Bay like Beetlejuice and deserved the response they got.

[@MollieStar]

omfg dead

[@devenu5719]

I love how each director disses Michael bay: speilberg “you got as many oscars as that shlep Michael bay”, Hitchcock “more horrible than Megan fox in transformers”, Kubrick “AI is the worst space potential since the ninja turtles”. Then Michael bays first words entering the battle “that’s enough I heard enough crap out of all of you”. Great detail.

[@bananacat3109]

And Tarantino’s “it looked like some sellout bullshit Michael Bay would do”

[@sethclark6593]

@@bananacat3109 I did like how Spielberg "Fair point."

[@GumSkyloard]

@@sethclark6593 "It looks like some sellout bullshit.." Spielberg: _wait what the fu_ ".. Michael Bay would do." Spielberg: "Yeah.. alright, fair enough."

[@jasonwright8561]

Oh damn, nice pickup

[@white_hound6811]

Michael bay ultimate sigma male

[@JohnFloss]

The best ERB, my ranking of the verses: 5. Michael Bay - Fun and entertaining but nothing insane. 4. Stephen Spielberg - May have the best beat and has some really good references, the other verses just set the bar so high. 3. Quentin Tarantino - Best flow and the most fun for me, has some really good roasts and a lot of references, it is super creative too with the unclean script part. 2. Alfred Hitchcock - Amazing flow and beat (great use of SFX), a lot of references and paints a good picture for Alfred. Great rhyme scheme with the mamma-jamma part. 1. Stanley Kubrick - Represents Kubrick very well as a crazy genius, referencing a ton of movies and scenes. The 127 line is one of the best in all of ERB imo and the overall visuals are crazy.

[@garfieldfan925]

my ranking is 1. Hitchcock 2. Tarantino 3. Spielberg 4. Bay 5. Kubrick

[@maxleavitt8199]

Michael Bay has the best verse in ERB

[@Seinsmelled]

kubrick is absolutely abominable wtf

[@christophersfirstyoutubeca8751]

My ranking: 5. Steven Spielberg 4. Stanley Kubrick 3. Alfred Hitchcock 2. Michael Bay 1. Quentin Tarantino

[@brandonhughes4076]

I love that Kubrik is on the moon, a reference to people accusing him of helping the US government fake the moon landings

[@oz_jones]

Ever the perfectionist, he insisted it to be filmed on location

[@bretsheeley4034]

Also to 2001.

[@TheActuJosephMother]

It also shows how much better he is

[@NickolaiPetrovitch]

Well I think it’s about 2001: A Space Odyssey, but I like that you have a conspiracy theory for the conspiracy theory that’s actually awesome haha . Man if I had to rank the MOST impactful movies Kubrick made in terms of permanently changing filmography it would probably be 2001 and then The Shining for all of the new camera techniques he designed & his set design which by far outdid any set before Shining. Probably still does. Ooooh, that and Hereditary, what an amazing set design that was & how they incorporated the set into the story in MULTOPLE LAYERS *just* like her miniature model making is layered and every aspect of that movie is about layers--so cool. Kubrick would have loved that movie …

[@storkforce8364]

i think its more just a reference to 2001

[@NuclearLetsPlay]

Can we PLEASE admire how perfect kubriks tricicle fits into tarantinos part????

[@venkatmaddipoti407]

No

[@jaysonraphaelmurdock8812]

Yes

[@LegoJohnPL]

no

[@spooky4217]

@@LegoJohnPL yes

[@alexchoi5612]

No

[@TheOfficialGordianKnot]

Micheal Bay is the only dude alive who can properly rhyme money with money

[@Meccaofmanhood]

Haha, everytime I watch this I stop it after Kubrick. Not like I don't like movies like The Rock etc. Last part is just so stupid cause I think Spielberg and Tarantino made probably much more money than Bay 😂

[@neonnemesis3267]

@@Meccaofmanhood I was searching the list of highest grossing directors and only Spielberg made more than Bay in here. Spielberg is the highest grossing director followed by Cameron, the Russo Brothers and Peter Jackson with Bay coming in 5th ahead of people like Nolan, Tim Burton or Ridley Scott. Tarantino like the others here doesn't even make it into Top 10.

[@AdrianCecil-u3v]

Bay has one of best parts of the whole thing though! @@Meccaofmanhood

[@Meccaofmanhood]

Yep, yep. Rapping about money when Spielberg is involved is like Dennis Rodman rapping about pussy when Wilt Chamberlain is around :/ @@AdrianCecil-u3v

[@BoardwalkBullies]

That part in Bad Boys where Will Smith and Martin scared Reggie was totally a prank orchestrated by Bay himself and it was so good that they used it.🎉

[@garrettwilson7795]

notice in the very last line of tarantino’s verse, he raises his arms above the frame, and as he lowers them it cuts to black, much like someone closing the trunk of a car. this refers to how in every tarantino film there is a shot of the characters looking into the trunk of a car, with the camera’s position being inside the trunk. great job with all the tiny details from erb

[@magicmaster9957]

I just love the opening line "Imagine a child sitting next to a projector watching your movies to become a much better director". its just an off hand diss and I love it.

[@ronniesanders5906]

I've recently learned that for the first few years of his life, Steven Spielberg lived about 3 miles away from where I live right now.

[@Agent37]

Spielberg often talks about learning from Hitchcock films and being an idol growing up...he was praising AH. After AH treated him like crap IRL, his view changed, hence the disses and "...bit more gracious" line.

[@Songittheledgebog]

@@Agent37 What happened with those two?

[@chronostrafe]

@@Songittheledgebog Bit of a late response here, but if my memory serves correctly it was after Jaws was made, Spielberg tried to meet Hitchcock on the film of his last movie, and Hitchcock had him removed, not knowing who the young man on set was thinking it was a random person just hassling actors and what not. A few years later, another actor who knew both directors tried to set up a meeting, and hitchcock said "Isn't he the boy who made the fish movie? I can't meet him" turns out, Hitchcock was ashamed of his taking money to do the voiceover for the Jaws ride at Universal studios, and thought Spielberg would look down on him.

[@Songittheledgebog]

@@chronostrafe Wow.

[@Redem10]

They wanted to do a part for Peter Jackson but it would have been ten hours long

[@ffiirraatt93]

ba dum tss

[@manonmoon12]

And it would be in 3 parts.

[@adityanath3570]

Jimmy Jive and then they'll have to make a prequel rap battle that is also in 3 parts.

[@shiraz21]

Aditya Nath and then there would be different edititions of the same battle but with 10 extra seconds

[@megaagentj2248]

loopy poopy and then all off this with a HD version

[@MrUtah1]

2:20 I love how you can see the dead inside in his eyes when he says “127 times” like even Kubrick is tired of doing so many takes 💀

[@cheeseburgerwalrus7619]

Agreed. Guy playing him was spot on, too.

[@theothersmith9570]

Not just tired of doing the re-takes, he’s a slave to his own perfectionism and can’t stop himself even though he wants desperately to stop.

[@lilymarinovic1644]

Dude must have been OCD or something....but then that obsessiveness is what makes his movies great.

[@saulgoodmanKAZAKH]

​@@theothersmith9570 this type of character would be soo interesting to write in fiction I love this

[@legoyoda9782]

@@theothersmith9570 Lmao ok bud

[@soulmastah184]

This remains one of my favorite ERB of all time, and i quote it endlessly. Something I don't see anyone mentioning is how every single verse is insulting Michael Bay until he shows up. Spielberg called him a schlep, Hitchcock indrectly insulted him by mentioning Transformers, which Bay directed, Tarantino mentioned sellout bullshit Bay would do, and Kubrick called TMNT a waste of potential. (Bay has a producer credit for that.)

[@Jamesmac95]

Kubrick on the moon because people claim he was the one who directed the faked moon landings 😂😂😂😂

[@tasmayshah5539]

ahhh thanks

[@BurnPerimeter]

that makes a lot more sense. Thx mate

[@asgerkahljensen]

I thought it was a reference to 2001 A Space Odysse

[@draelyc]

Fun fact: Kubrick was indeed hired to fake the moon landing. Unfortunately, his perfectionism & insistence on realism required the whole thing be shot on location.

[@wal81270]

Or the much simpler explanation that he directed 2001: A Space Odyssey. The fact that his beat begins with Also sprach Zarathustra, which was most famously used in that film, seems to confirm this.

[@rebeccamorris3290]

"You've got as many Oscars as that schlep Michael Bay" "You're more horrible than Megan Fox's acting in Transformers" "It looked like some sellout bullshit Michael Bay would do" "A.I is the worst waste of potential since the Ninja Turtles" Damn, no wonder Michael Bay cut in

[@fritzy8318]

It was basically a hint he was coming in at some point.

[@angelguerrero7655]

@@fritzy8318 like, "you really think he would just let this slide? nah, my guy, Bay's got some words for you. and a bunch of them are *MOTHERFUCKING MONEY* "

[@BrokenZen311]

@@angelguerrero7655 He got that dollar y'all

[@zepanzacommanda8228]

@@BrokenZen311 MOTHA FUCKEN MONEY

[@jorgeinojosa8792]

Damn, the look ok Kubrick's face when he says "127 times".

[@darkisatari]

Jorge Inojosa he looks so tortured the whole time it’s amazing.

[@legoupil1819]

I mean, the acting in the ERBs are often over the top. But that Kubrick part. Man. It IS him. So on point. And those eyes that manage to tell "i'm sad, because the world will never be as perfect as i want it to be". That acting is spectacular.

[@brucculi349]

darkisatari he was a perfectionist

[@silvianbruno7512]

@@brucculi349 Dude would ruin as many lives at it took to get the shot, including his own.

[@peterjoyfilms]

@@silvianbruno7512 Not really true, an exaggerated myth

[@the-jeanyus]

8 years later and a new Indiana Jones film haunts Spielberg, keeping the lyrics up-to-date without changing them. 🤣

[@schuyleresau982]

Spielberg didn't direct dial of destiny.

[@mikeyquelloscemo]

@@schuyleresau982If I’m right, he produced it.

[@arminmobarakabadi]

That transition from Tarantino to Kubrick was awesome!

[@saritatambayong4002]

Ikr. I was thinking what is the tricycle doing in Tarantino?

[@TiagoNugentComposer]

I love how the beats change to the style of music that's associated with each director. Spielberg gets beautiful flowing strings and brass, Hitchcock gets classic gothic style horror music, Tarantino gets smooth 90s hip hop, Kubrick gets Also Sprach Zarathustra, and Michael Bay gets 2010s Hans Zimmer style music.

[@Sport87ywhvifcc11]

Hitchcock's beat isn't 'classic gothic horror music' lmao

[@Sloptopgettingdrop]

@@Sport87ywhvifcc11 stfu, yes it is

[@alexandertristomonov6038]

majority of music used in Spielberg's movies were composed by John Williams so, kinda easy to understand

[@jlmurrel]

Excellent observation! Very well explained!

[@luc.k7736]

@@Sport87ywhvifcc11 what else would you call it lmao

[@karloz2722]

Gosh, I feel like we need a sequel to this with Martin Scorsese, James Cameron, Tim Burton, David Lynch, and Zach Snyder...

[@cyvader101]

And Christopher Nolan

[@Conmezzo]

And Ridley Scott.

[@shaun_rambaran]

And Akira Kurosawa.

[@rafaelsantos7673]

Imagine Zach Snyder rapping in slow mo

[@somethingclever4297]

And then one turns out to be m night shyamalan in disguise.

[@Aaron-ej9ql]

All of the other directors made fun of michael bay or his movies, then he shows up and just says he doesnt give a fuck

[@leafmotifs681]

I love that Spielberg just kinda agrees when Tarantino called him a sellout for War of the Worlds. He’s just like “I- okay that’s fair.” Okay so I come back after 3 months and I have almost two thousand likes and people debating Steven Spielberg’s film career in the replies. My feelings are... deeply mixed

[@camerashyguy6446]

Also, the fact that Steven agrees that Michael Bay would pull something like that.

[@Volvagia1927]

I mean, there IS a rebuttal he could make, considering the movie chosen. If they wanted the Bay part of the swipe to be a little less rebuttable? War Horse. Aesthetically, that LOOKS like a movie Bay COULD make. War of the Worlds is too grey and bleak for that and he could have swiped back with that.

[@tiaaaron3278]

War of the Worlds is the last good film Spielberg made. After that, he went for bland and generic drama and Oscarbaits. The Post was particularly embarrassing.

[@BaneNathos]

@@tiaaaron3278 I quite enjoy Tintin and Ready Player One and the Shining Sequence in RPO is amazing

[@tiaaaron3278]

@@BaneNathos I had forgotten Tintin. Yeah, that one is magical too. But I don't like the rest.

[@calvin7978]

Kubrick had the best entrance, but deserved a longer and better verse

[@shivaanrambally9611]

He's my favorite verse in this whole battle, and I agree with you

[@shivaanrambally9611]

He's my favorite verse in this whole battle, and I agree with you

[@beyondtrash1627]

It's a really fucking good verse, I don't think it's needed to be "better." It definitely could have been longer though.

[@MravacKid]

Fits nicely with the fact he only really made a handful of movies.

[@shahsadsaadu5817]

@@MravacKid 13 i think.but even with those, he's in the conversation of the goat.

[@rainshadow1844]

I just noticed that when Tarantino is dissing War of the Worlds Spielberg is about to protest, but when Tarantino brings up Bay he changes his mind and nods in agreement. That was AWESOME.

[@rodcam5545]

Lol, I didn't notice xD

[@rainshadow1844]

@@rodcam5545 It's just another example of that real subtle shit they do. It might take you 300 views, but when you finally do see it, it really hits home and you just can't unsee it.

[@blazingshadow2669]

@@rainshadow1844 like how they spoiled that jon snow was going to revive in the tolkien rap battle

[@nickkennedy6072]

Except he was wrong about it

[@mercce6750]

No one of them like Michael Bay lol

[@JetInAJar]

I love how ERBH always makes their characters look more accurate than the real life counterparts.

[@noahtan]

I like how every director threw a punch at Michael Bay before he just jumps in... Hahaha "You rock as many Oscars as that schlep Michael Bay" "You're more horrible than Megan Fox's acting in Transformers" "It looked like some sellout bullsh*t Michael Bay would do" "A.I. is the worst waste of potential since the Ninja Turtles"

[@MCArt25]

That's because they don't understand that it's about MOTHERFUCKING MONEY

[@ognjengaric2687]

Michael Rodriguez Well, his first lines are: "That's enough, I've heard enough crap from all of you, why don't I come down there and show you what a real star can do"

[@rahulgunwal3097]

Noah Tan Michael Bay what a genius buddy next level Director hard working always gets low ratings and people loves his movies the formula works.

[@shawnfranchi2337]

Didn't Steven Spielberg direct and do the screenplay for "A.I. Artificial Intelligence" (2001) prior to Michael Bay's involvement in the production of "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" (2014)?

[@asgamon9670]

Noah Tan This was made in 2014 TMNT movie came out in like 2015

[@keanureeves7987]

*"Picture a child sitting in front of a projector,learning from your films to become much better director"* Is such a GOOD burn...

[@saperoi]

Next*

[@Sillimant_]

@@saperoi sitting in next of a projector

[@Sillimant_]

@727loco I agree, Hitchcock's films may be dated, but there's no denying the impact and legacy he has

[@WFTWKnockOUT]

It wasn't a burn tho.

[@drumyogi9281]

@@Sillimant_ Psycho is not dated. Still an amazing movie.

[@Otterino]

"You rock as many Oscarsas that schlep Michael Bay!" -Steven "Executive producer of Michael Bay's Transformers series" Spielberg

[@thewidow7864]

didn't know Spielberd had such a weird nickname lol

[@tiaaaron3278]

Hitchcock may not have won any of the Oscars but he holds the records for being the most nominated directors. Not to mention he was nominated for visionary, groundbreaking genre films not crappy Oscarbaits like The Post. Take THAT Steven!

[@blunew467]

Exactly, Spielberg is friends with Bay in real life.

[@jpns007]

@@tiaaaron3278 Finally someone else who hates The Post

[@OhNoTheFace]

Still can insult him. He knows they were be critically panned but the idiot public will watch them

[@asmaraiverson7667]

Kubrick has the shortest but best verse in ERB history- the performance, visuals, build up and music. Every time I watch this once I always rewind his verse

[@detectivechicken4564]

Alfred Hitchcock looks more like Alfred Hitchcock than Alfred Hitchcock looks like Alfred Hitchcock

[@gregorysweet867]

Yes

[@Cheese-qk1ft]

*_yes_*

[@codylgarcia]

yes

[@Deguu142]

YES

[@gautamgrover3026]

yes

[@JEMRocker]

I love Quentin Terantino’s actor, he’s perfect

[@ksar893]

They all are! ERB rocks!

[@pringelsthegamefreak]

Wax is an amazing KZbin rapper, he also played Freddy Krueger in an ERB later on

[@JEMRocker]

@@pringelsthegamefreak is Wax the same guy that sang in Orphan Tears by Your Favorite Martian? Im pretty sure its the same guy

[@mr.pistachio9970]

Ngl i liked he had the best flow

[@DerpiestGameBlast]

@@JEMRocker Oh yeah, it's that dude. He's great!

[@cheesewizard3965]

The twist is that M. Night Shamalan was directing the rap battle.

[@lewis9950]

Lmao

[@anothga]

+spencer davis What a twist!

[@stephanierodriguez5498]

lol so awesome why is he not in this?

[@silverpersonlol5075]

lmao

[@hanscarabonala2462]

+Awash Neuron Michael Bay is also into it

[@daniexists6]

Say what you will about some of the ERB videos, I like them ofc, but this one nailed every single one of the directors in easy, key ways: -Spielberg discussing how many things he's lent his producer credit to, his being inspired by Hitchcock at the beginning of his career, even smaller references like Amblin and the full moon being an ET nod while also showing his ass. -Hitchcock's is so full of nods to his work that I could keep going on and on. But stuff like nods to Psycho's blood scene being chocolate syrup, Hitchcock Presents, The Birds, different music cues from his films, even Spielberg's line about Jimmy Stewart was a nod to Rear Window. -Tarantino had a nod to his foot obsession -Kubrick starts riding in like Danny in The Shining, keeps doing the Kubrick stare, a nod to the theory that he filmed the moon landing for the US Government, even his abuse of Shelley DuVall on the set of The Shining by forcing a take to be done 127 times between her and Jack Nicholson to the point where her crying and the bat leaving blisters were all too real. -Michael Bay being a putz who knows he makes money, his career beginning with a Got Milk ad etc.

[@DetectiveJones]

Michael Bay was the only one to be insulted in some way during everybody's verses but Michael Bay didn't insult a single one of them and just went off on how great he was

[@WildNorWester]

He only insulted Mark Whalberg.

[@Nindroidgamer110]

@@WildNorWester "Even make Mark Wahlberg make some motherfucking money!" doesn't really sound like he's dissing him. In fact, it's quite accurate as Wahlberg was in 3 movies directed by Bay.

[@WildNorWester]

@@Nindroidgamer110 It's the 'even' part - it's implying that it takes someone of Bay's greatness to make Mark Whalberg profitable. At least, that's how it seems to me.

[@Cyber_PlaysYT]

Kubrick and hitchcock did not roast him.

[@Jossandoval]

@@Cyber_PlaysYT 1:06 Hitchcock: "You are more horrible than Megan Fox acting in Transformers" 2:29 Kubrick: "A.I. is the worst waste of potential since Ninja Turtles" They dissed his movies bruh.

[@shawntco]

Me: *trying to sleep* My brain at 3 am: THAT WAS A CLOSE ENOUNTER OF THE TURD KIND

[@GamerGuyMatt1892]

😂

[@MickeyMouse-jg8ql]

But there won’t be a pretty ending this time

[@rockylee3564]

Half your Billions should go to John Williams

[@MickeyMouse-jg8ql]

@@rockylee3564 now brace yourself as I reveal my brilliance

[@rockylee3564]

@sion Dutta I’m the master of suspense so intense you’ll have no defense against Hitchcock once he presents.

[@amirhosseinpooya4217]

"I'm the master..." *Suspenseful pause" "OF SUSPENSE"

[@misaelneto7749]

So intense

[@Hchiskasj]

@@misaelneto7749 no defense againts Hitchcock Edit: Would you look at that, a comment chain.

[@lukasvanklinken4367]

@@Hchiskasj once he presents

[@intell-edge-ence5494]

Lukas van Klinken ARGGHGYHG

[@MrCow-mp8ru]

@@lukasvanklinken4367 my skill is enormous

[@CommentPoster10]

Best flow - Hitchcock Best disses - Spielberg Overall winner - mother fuckin money

[@jarnoveldman9256]

The transition from Tarantino to Kubrick is amazing

[@dannybos7024]

Helemaal gelijk in, makker. Blij om te zien dat een landgenoot ook dit soort cultuur kan waarderen

[@sakshamgupta9210]

Exactly, I doubt most people got that.

[@bryanzermeno8466]

@@sakshamgupta9210 I didn't get it, so I just thought it was drawn out too long

[@sakshamgupta9210]

@@bryanzermeno8466 watch 'The Shining'

[@ashleynesh1]

I just realised that transition cause of you

[@MrDavidNemo]

Think you need a round two with Christopher Nolan Martin Scorsese James Cameron Ridley Scott

[@neddhu]

+MrDavidNemo And Bay coming at the end and droping a big explosion that drowns everyone in Mother fucking money :))

[@midnightshawarmallama4012]

+neddhu LOL m8

[@3cr]

+neddhu hell yeah

[@Awsome2464]

+MrDavidNemo I'd add Tim Burton to that list

[@MrDavidNemo]

That's a good one

[@killdogxes]

i still maintain that this is one of the greatest videos ever produced

[@joewiewiora8461]

I agree 💯

[@thegamingfan5222]

Hundo percent

[@giselakrenn2646]

this is the best ERB video and i love to rewatch it all the time

[@allys744]

2:38 as Bay dropped down the other directors either flinched or jumped; Hitchcock stood perfectly still. He’s going “who is this hooligan?”

[@tinle9]

He basically saying: *You dare oppose me Mortal?*

[@allys744]

YAS I couldn’t agree more

[@jaqenhghar4651]

@Mr. Graves okay shit, that was a good one😂

[@richardhannay7105]

@Mr. Graves I rarely laugh out loud in person, thanks man

[@ryanhawe8234]

The man who took Optimus Prime to the cinema -- and then promptly had him upstaged by John Turturro.

[@HeatherFeatherASMR]

Kubrick's entrance and rap gave me frisson.

[@willthegamer1914]

HEATHER

[@mrskeet7307]

I had to look twice when I saw Heather here.

[@koreybailey7906]

I didn't know you liked ERB

[@Grandoldshow224]

O_O you like erb, Heather?

[@daz7926]

:O

[@GunnyRaps]

ERB proves with just a little effort three white dudes (Peter, Lloyd and Zach) can look like every white dude that ever existed.... I know, no Zach in this one... but still

[@trashcannot658]

With help from special guests sometimes.

[@megakaren2160]

They don't even have to be a dude. Did you see Peter play Lady Gaga?

[@MrZAP17]

@LSM74000 For real. I don't think they meant any disrespect, but the costumers and makeup artists on this show are phenomenal. Lloyd's Hitchcock is unreal.

[@Cymru1987]

@FriesWithRays lol beat me to it

[@tek512]

They also prove that whites are the best rappers. Which, considering that the rap genre was stolen from them in the first place, really isn't a surprise.

[@TurboBass]

You know what? I fuckin' LOVE the costume for all these. The beats are good, the rhyme's are clever and the set and costume is on point. I think that ERB is one of the best pieces of internet content in history and I sincerely hope it's remembered with reverence.

[@9minty]

Stanley Kubrick looks like he’s trying to stop himself from crying

[@billcrawford5672]

he is cause he saw michael bay's movies lol

[@thesilenceofhel9355]

Nicky Gloves he never would have allowed only one take.

[@Bigmanfreazies]

its because how many takes he does

[@mra2960]

Me everyday

[@storeslikkemor8413]

Disappointed Prion and sleeping

[@tsb2041]

Out of nowhere I rekindled my obsession with this classic banger, over the last couple of weeks it's been in my head more often than I want to admit and I love it.

[@yamatodamashii1179]

It’d be in the spring in your step if you had socks made of silk money

[@VeraxMusic]

I wonder who makes their beats

[@truirnbru]

“Genius is a powerful word, but there’s no reason to use it, ‘less your talking about the Kubrick than there’s really nothing to it.” 🪐

[@JarredRat]

@@VeraxMusic several different companies/people make the beats

[@leightonfellows7753]

Got to be honest same here

[@Coratlan]

Speilberg. Hitchcock Kubrik. 🤝 Tarantino Hating Bay

[@iblnxyi4818]

michael bay: *exists* Me: *bonk*

[@rorgues6465]

Michael Bay 🤝 Jeff Bezos Having lots of motherfucking money!

[@shahsadsaadu5817]

@@rorgues6465 yeah,but Spielberg beats him on that.

[@andrezdaz5696]

The chorus in the background with Kubrik's part hit hard!