Narcotics In Our National Park! COCAINE BEAR Movie Reaction, First Time Watching

If you like outlandish circumstances that are equal parts tragic, hilarious, and based on true events, then you'll love this full movie reaction to Cocaine Bear!

[@nallari411]

here in brazil they didnt actually use the word cocaine on the title and when i went to the movies with my brother we were like wait what the hell is that about lmaoooo and it actually is about a cocaine bear im screamingggggggg

[@shawnhall9792]

Omfg 😂

[@juanitarn76]

Oh, dear. Was the title just “Bear”? 😂

[@bloodyivy7453]

Brazilians, we are everywhere

[@goldenonsense]

@@juanitarn76 the title here translates to ''the white powder bear''

[@Thundarr100]

To answer your question about bears climbing trees. Black bears can, grizzly bears can’t. Grizzlies have claws which are perpetually out, so they’re constantly being worn down as the bear walks over rocks and logs and the like. Also, grizzlies are considerably larger than black bears, which makes climbing trees more difficult for them. Black bears have retractable claws, like a cat, so their claws don’t get worn down as they walk, which leaves them sharp enough to dig into the bark of the trees, giving them the grip they need to climb up. They’re also considerably smaller than grizzlies, which makes them lighter and more agile, and are thus better climbers. I had to do a report on bears in junior high way back when, and I still remember a few factoids about the various breeds.

[@erynnmurphy2996]

Impressive good sir.

[@DaniA0314]

There’s a joke that says “How can you tell the difference btw a black bear & a grizzly? Climb a tree. If it climbs a tree and eats you, it’s a black bear. If it knocks the tree over and eats you….it’s a grizzly!”

[@supremebrooks5584]

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[@adamskeans2515]

to be correct, adult grizzlies can't, cubs can.

[@user-nb9rt6zk6h]

And at 11: 36 area when she says something , it reminds me of the page in the Bible at Exodus 20 : 7 - the 3 rd 10 Commandments states , ¨ You shall not take the name of your Lord your God name in vain , for the Lord will not hold him guiltless who takes his name in vain ¨ . Again , not judging .

[@ficialintelligence1869]

Hi Alanda. In the real history, there was drug drop, the man fell out of the plane, and his second parachute opened, which is why his body was relatively intact. Yes, a bear ate the brick of cocaine. This is where the film diverges. The bear coked out for about 20 minutes, basically ran at full tilt, and then died. The bear has been taxidermied and is on display at some natural history attraction. Love your videos. Keep em coming! (Edit): Thanks, Trish. It ran 100 yards (not 20 minutes) before it died. MrBallen tells a good story. However, I did have to speed him up to 1.75x.

[@TheBrookelynChick]

I almost wish they had made the movie about the hijinks that led to the bear getting the coke. That alone is wacky and movie-worthy.

[@BadAssSykO]

I thought it was only about 5 minutes before it died...

[@whalewolf7477]

Yep it's here in Knoxville

[@kharma7755]

There were two guys on the plane... The passenger, who had no idea his buddy was running drugs, got tossed out of the plane by his friend when a DEA plane hailed them. The pilot jumped, but his parachute didn't open in time and his body was found in somebody's driveway. Mr. Ballen here on KZbin gives a good rundown of the events. Definitely worth a watch

[@reindeerage]

poor bear 💔

[@evernevermore-ci2so]

This movie is gonna be an American classic. It already kinda is. So ridiculous and outrageous, it's gonna go down in history for it. Thank you for letting us see your reaction to the insanity.

[@nickisimone7835]

“The bear done gotcha booty you need to quit” 🤣 I’m hollering. Top notch commentary as usual. That bear got it for the low low 😂

[@alistairmooncrest5018]

This had the energy of those early 2000-2010s SyFy channel CGI monster animal movies (Lake Placid, Sharktopus, Piranhaconda, etc.) I still LOVE those, and loved this craziness just as much. It fully dives to being *the most* and I imagine this was fun to film.😂

[@radlee974]

While your point _absolutely_ still stands, Lake Placid wasn’t a SyFy movie, it was a “major motion picture” (lol) and was released to theaters back in ‘99. Again, not that it really matters, but just an FYI.

[@oneika2353]

yes I loved the sharktopus movies 😭

[@alistairmooncrest5018]

@@radlee974 Oh I didn't know that! I thought it was a straight-to-tv series of films. I appreciate the clarification. ☺️

[@alistairmooncrest5018]

@@oneika2353 That one was definitely my favorite. Loved the concept of a *Sharktopus* . Then rewatching it, the CGI makes everything such a trip to watch. 😂 It's great.

[@chriscullen]

@@alistairmooncrest5018 the sequels were straight to video for sure, pretty much like the Anaconda sequels. & then of course the Lake Placid vs Anaconda 😭

[@brewcityjesus]

I love how Elizabeth Banks made this movie ridiculously hilarious and knowing it yet still being able to pull it. I loved this movie.

[@Markyajv]

This movie was hysterical! Elizabeth Banks did a great job. 😂 Daveed was played by O'shea Jackson - Ice Cube's son.

[@cassandramcbride7007]

which she should had done with Charlize Angels. The previous ones, did took themselves serious, and thats why we like them. Coke Bear, Banks just goes all wild and have jokes/funny moments that were hillarious

[@kavtoM]

he is a carbon copy of his father

[@f.e.gaskin2034]

O'Shea and the sad young man who lost his girlfriend are Star Wars alumin.

[@mattyh2464]

This film….with this premise…had zero business being as entertaining as it was!!!!

[@shakycam3]

The characters are so lovable and well-written. The acting is great. The shenanigans are on point. I had a blast watching this. Gave me “Lake Placid” vibes.

[@ArcticVolcano]

Alanda’s videos are such an absolute treasure. 🎉🎉🎉 The absurdity of this movie was so entertaining to behold.

[@shainewhite2781]

RIP, Ray Liotta, this was one of his last films he made before his passing.

[@do.not.perceive.me.]

“de-calf-inated” LMAO BYE it’s been 5 minutes and the goofery is already off the charts, exactly what i needed after waking up on the wrong side of the bed 😩

[@neilsun2521]

Yep. It's that kind of quickness that puts Alanda above the other reactors :)

[@secretadmirer109]

Fun fact for those that don't know!! Samara Weaving's (Scream 6, The Babysitter, Ready or not) husband wrote this movie.🥰

[@hewent2Jarrod]

God I wasn’t expecting it to be so extreme and graphic but I couldn’t stop laughing! I knew you’d love this one!

[@vickimorelos8897]

When I walked out of the theater my first thought was, “I can’t wait to see Alandas reaction to this.” I’m glad you enjoyed it as much as I did.

[@jem5771]

now THIS is the kind of mindless popcorn horror i needed today. thank you alanda as always!

[@quincyjones685]

I watched this movie while doing line of pixie sticks. Every time I saw some Cocaine I knocked back a line of pixie sticks. Best time ever.

[@talya1877]

As an eighties kid, this movie is scarily accurate 😂

[@rcbuckets]

I had such a great time with this movie! Thank you again for all the laughs! Your reactions are just pure light!

[@ScorpionStrike7]

I saw this movie with my mother 😅 This was movie was a surprisingly enjoyable film. The characters were great, especially Henry. That child actor is going places

[@mason-connorsnelson7595]

To know within the next month we will have our ScreamVI reaction from this icon is what's keeping me going. I cannot wait for her to experience the complete enjoyment of the new entry. I think it will blow her away

[@fromlissawithlove]

I just finished a grueling training on trafficking that heavily triggered my PTSD from S/A, so this is the PERFECT palette cleanser ☺️. Thank you my love, you are doing the work of the gods and goddesses out here ❤

[@cas2252]

The fact that she said you shouldn’t have quit your job at IKEA I lost it😂

[@finalgirlenergy]

If you love Keri Russell and horror, you should watch Dark Skies. Totally underrated sci-fi horror film! She shines in it per usual ✨ ❤ you, alanda!

[@cupofcait]

I lost it watching the movie when I realized the one EMT was the customer service drama tiktok guy! Good for him!

[@jessiestar0824]

I've had a pretty shitty couple months and it doesn't seem like things are going to be any better for a few months, but THIS!!! This video had me laughing so hard I felt something pop in my abdomen lol. Thank you for being such a bright light through the darkest of times Alanda. Hope you are doing well, you deserve nothing but the best! Also have to say that after the 3rd time watching this, you singing On The Wings Of Love was absolutely beautiful. It has amazed me every time, so I figured I should add that :)

[@JessEla87]

“Oooo girl! The bear done got yo booty. It’s time to quit!” 😂 I can’t 🤣

[@godisawoman1493]

This movie had no business being this fun🤣 thx for reacting to it sweet❤️

[@berrywhite1872]

This movie was so much fun, I'm so happy you reacted to it I had so much fun watching your reaction 🖤

[@damianoakes2592]

"Not Nancy the d*cksucker Reagan." HAHAHAHA! I love you, Alanda

[@mellyyy1290]

I was actually surprised at how much I liked this movie .. just good ole goofy gory fun haha

[@animalmoninc.]

Cocaine bear is one of my first favorite r rated movies I’ve watched in the theaters last month

[@TaureanReignReloaded]

this is definitely one of the sleeper hits of 2023. I legit had a good time watching this with an audience back in February and I knew you would enjoy it as well

[@georgearch8917]

I love how this movie literally gave off mild old Scary Movie vibes it was great

[@Timelord007]

Please cast Alanda in a movie she's awesome.

[@LaraWatson]

🤣 I want “You at least deserve an open casket funeral” on a tshirt. 💙💀💙

[@ZoneXavierr]

Oh my god! I was trying to figure out where I knew the male EMT from!! Alanda’s encyclopedia mind comes through AGAIN!!! Customer Service TikToker 😂

[@sonofmoss]

The Requiem for a Dream joke! 😂😂😂

[@BeeTheChange32]

Alanda your reactions are so on point!! Even when im havin a shitty day, you always get me to ROFL 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Thank you for being so amazing and sharing your work 💙.

[@YoongisAurora]

I actually went and saw this at the movie theater with my brother and I was laughing so hard. I didnt expect to like it as much as I did.

[@veronicapowell3426]

The 80s in Kentucky were wilder than people realize. Anyone who watches this movie should definitely read "Bluegrass Conspiracy Theory". It talks about all the drug trade, money, murder, and corruption that lead to that much cocaine being there in the first place😅

[@themachiavellian8961]

Bet no one was expecting to be rutting for the bear at the end of this.

[@beaumusika5077]

I watched this for the first time on Saturday. I was in stitches from laughing so hard. So much better than what I thought it would be. Your reaction was amazing as always. Thanks for the laughs. Keep it up girl

[@georgejrivera3388]

I'm loving your hair in this video! Absolutely beautiful

[@CreepyGnocchi]

I liked this movie way more than i thought i would. The CGI didnt turn out so bad 👍 🐻

[@jackiem.8857]

Yay! I’m so happy you’re reacting to this one. I just saw it for the first time a few days ago and I loved it! Extremely underrated

[@alistairmooncrest5018]

I was lurking after binging the premium content that is your channel, and now I'm going to watch this while I work. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 A lovely surprise.😂

[@randomlibra]

This movie makes you laugh at the MOST inappropriate things. I love it LOL

[@JohnnyBravo88860]

Just caught up on it for the first time myself last night. That bear ain’t no joke!! Yeah, I also didn’t know it was based on a true story too.

[@Hadouken65]

Me and my mam went to see this and we were doubled over with laughter. It does exactly what a B movie needs to do. Be silly but entertaining! It was also filmed here in Ireland!

[@camandsomeother]

Always an instant dopamine hit when I see your uploads!

[@jtedge]

"The bear done gotcha booty!" 😅😅😅

[@davidanthony604]

“Wow… De-calf-itated” 😭😭😭😭😭

[@ImmortalBroken]

The real life version was just the beginning with the guy jumping out of the plane with all the cocaine and going splat. Then a bear ate the cocaine. But it just OD'd and died, no crazy coked up murder rampage lol.

[@daniellivingstone4523]

Nice seeing you dive in a bit more into creature feature films. Maybe I can recommend a good cult classic from the 90s. Ever heard of Deep Rising? It has a pretty good cast that you may or may not recognize, an interesting premise, good characters, and just cheesy monster action...while also being a bit gruesome. But I think it might be up your alley.

[@thecinemawithjames]

The ambulance scene I knew that women was gonna get it worse than anyone in the movie lol I was in shock and laughter lol. Such a funny ride Elizabeth Banks is a very talented director. She did charlie angels reboot if you want to check that out soon.

[@Bataowata]

"I'm looking for my Daughter, she was attacked by the Devil Bear". 😂😂😂 Felicity has the Final Girl in her after all..

[@jakehaskins5363]

Queen, I JUST pressed play on this. I got promoted to customer at my job today so this was the pick-me-up I didn't know I needed. Thank you

[@Clarissabk]

omgggg “you wouldn’t be shirtless if you didn’t try to stab and rob somebody requiem for a dream” killed me!!!!

[@mrexecutive]

Alanda is hilarious. 😂 She called them the cocaine cubs! 💀😂

[@alysiatheastronaut]

i watched this last night on peacock i was so dead it was more chaotic then i thought it would be 🤣🤣🤣

[@MerakiKulture]

Can I just say I really click on these videos for Alanda's hairrr chileeeee 😅❤❤❤ I'm like "I wonder what life her hair will give us this video" we love our natural queen and all of your unique styles! 😂

[@jahi8606]

I laughed so hard in the theater at this movie

[@callherfoofoo]

RIP Ray Liotta

[@bensneb360]

To quote Rick James… Cocaine is a hell of a drug lol

[@mr.vesper5659]

Oh God this was such a good time and you did elevate my mood. So I appreciate you for that

[@stevendunn2501]

Saw this at the theater. I was literally the only one in the theater. Was non-stop laughter. 🤣

[@Shizalumni]

I took my 19 and 17 year old nephews to see this and we all had a great time. Love to see a FUN movie!

[@BgcBad]

Yay!!! I haven’t seen this movie so another one I get to watch with you!!! Time to spark da blunt and start the day 😇

[@Calibanzz]

Omg yess im so excited im not sure if you react to horror shows but I highly recommend pretty little liars original sin i think you’d love it! ❤

[@armando7060]

Hey, Alanda! I hope you’re doing well. I thought this movie was fun. Love your reactions. Keep them coming.

[@kayla_2985]

A perfect way to start my morning😂😂

[@josephjustice7275]

I’m SO EXCITED to see your reaction to SCREAM VI❗️ It releases digitally next Tuesday April 25th

[@poisonivymathers]

without a paddle another great movie , came to mind seeing the bear , hilarious movie

[@GamersXnostalgia]

I saw the thumbnail and the title and I HAD to watch this reaction. 😂 Never heard of this movie, but I can't wait to see it with you.

[@MiriRose13]

I didn’t want to watch this movie but now I’m gonna watch it after work today

[@zeusbacchushades]

You had me laughing all the way through this video

[@chanceshouseofhorror6053]

This movie is so much fun! Another great reaction from Alanda!

[@brooksinternational4128]

This was the best treasure I received. I had a good time

[@luciemurphree1597]

I absolutely LOVED this movie. It was super cheezy in the best way! Like a B movie with a budget! LMFAO!!!😂😂😂

[@sloaney_baloney]

I love your attitude. You make scary movies way more fun. And less terrifying.

[@St4bathon328]

So happy one of my favorite movie reactors watched this movie. I actually loved this movie so much!I cannot wait for you to watch Scream VI!!

[@SekhmetsNectarHerbShop]

I loved it and loved you 💜 Keri Russell always understands the assignment

[@kevaunmitchell1316]

This was funny asf 😂

[@Duh_D_Rexx]

I wanted this movie to be in 4DX so bad. I saw Scream 6 in that format & honestly, all Horror Movies would be fun like that.

[@tristenmoore1275]

This movie was pure b-movie lunacy from start to finish. Funny, gory and bear-y insane when I first saw this the other day.

[@Dragodol]

I just finished watching this movie like an hour ago hahaha! Loved your reaction as usual Btw ice Cubes son cant act worth a damn haha

[@knockoutking3764]

I disagree, he was really good in straight out of Compton.

[@alexthomas962]

Now I have to rent Cocaine Bear so I can watch this 😅

[@walthersorsa4847]

Yeah this movie was something and i kinda liked it 😏. Never mess with mother nature. Rest in peace Ray Liotta 😥. Please do reaction to Tucker & Dale Vs Evil. Great reaction Alanda and take care and stay safe 👍.

[@brownstarslots]

Absolutely hilarious. Had a fun time watching. Cheers

[@stillfoufou]

"you never should have quit your job at ikea!" lololololol

[@AliAA20036]

This movie has no right to be this entertaining

[@chelsifortenberry5967]

This is just the pick me up I needed! Taking Bio Final Exams today and I needed to relax this morning!❤

[@MeatPie95]

Great Reaction as always! I have to see this movie it looks hilarious 🤣🤣

[@rydbthatsme]

Only way I will allow myself to watch this movie is if my favorite reactors do it! This was painful but you made it so much better!

[@latoyamcknight6730]

Yes so ready for this review. You give videos life with your reactions. Love it. Smiles galore over here.

[@GuamoKun]

5:04 LMAO I WAS EXPECTING A SILLY NICKNAME NOT A CALLOUT LMAO

[@nicholascole4777]

Right on time thanks for the great way to start the day

[@georgejrivera3388]

Same, I love being able to get ready for the day while watching Alandas videos.

[@honeyjames227]

Lmfao I was in tears and stitches along with you girl