Rotgrind - S2 E11 - Think of Them

[@WASDLeftClick]

I hate it when Tanhauser accidentally deletes his System 32 for “more memory” again and slips into a coma for a day.

[@AimlessSavant]

The swamps are no place for electrical equipment

[@Laughing_Dragon]

@@AimlessSavant tell that to a lot of florida which is swamps, yet people still live in that damndable place!

[@AimlessSavant]

@@Laughing_Dragon granted all of them are mostly living along the coast, north of the Great everglades, and have expensive maintenance costs for loving there.

[@ebertwix5860]

It really would fit tannhauser to go on and on about quantum engines and such but also think memory is disc space lol

[@RinAldrin]

He reconnected to the internet and started downloading updates.

[@theofficerfactory2625]

So... the amount of calories a whole cooked rotisserie chicken has is roughly, maybe, 1200 - 1700 calories and the average human required 2000 calories. So Rehua creates 6 chickens for dinner. Maybe.

[@AimlessSavant]

Six. ALIVE. Chickens

[@TheWhatisthiseven]

@@AimlessSavant Not necessarily. One could argue that the roll to determine whether the chicken is dead, alive, or cooked must be applied individually to each chicken.

[@riseanu250]

Gonna be honest I saw this comment and was like ... this is gonna be a good episode

[@Harlequin_Actor]

Plus the calories Rehua can get by absorbing all the feathers

[@TheGM-20XX]

"Sorry about your dragon. . . later, Nerds *Leaves* " - Tanhauser, probably.

[@Khornecussion]

Rides out on the motorcycle he built in the like... third episode.

[@lastwymsi]

*"Thurston? Can I peep the horror?"* Jerma moment spotted. God I love that the crew largely shares similar interests into what I like, so I get all the references and jokes. "Hey I know that! Its that thing I like!"

[@bionicdragon5]

If Thurston puts you in a Rotgrinder...

[@lastwymsi]

@@bionicdragon5 Man, if only XD They're the reason I was comfortable to switch to PF2e when the whole wotc situation exploded. My first character was a alchemist chirurgeon from the Medic's Guild.

[@tahrey]

Not the thing I was personally thinking of, but, yeah... Someone on a discord I'm in referred me to the show because it being related to a PF2e oneshot they were setting up, and I've been somewhere between pleasantly surprised and decidedly unnerved at how many things they throw in that I know a little too well but nobody else ever seems to...

[@CasualEQuest]

I saw the thumbnail and thought, "ho boy are we going to get some heart touching looks into the backstory of Baldric?" Well I mean we got lore. I just wasnt expecting the lore to be "Baldric is down bad for milfs"

[@spritemon98]

I was hoping for baldric to be an elf girl underneath the helmet 😅

[@HerkleTheHoboKing]

Hulky's Man I Love Firebombs joke should be a shirt with Baldrick, Tannhauser and Rehua gleefully making some.

[@starkde117]

I love the dichotomy of this show, last episode was the first time I’ve legitimately cried in… ever, and net even an episode latter im laughing harder than i ever have ever

[@tahrey]

I dunno, nothing is ever likely to live up to the original Sawsoarer encounter... like, in life, not just the show. That one almost killed me.

[@RisaxTheImp]

Truly the perfect thumbnail to help us think of them. 😤

[@timezerohour8864]

Yea I was waiting to if they found an inn or when back to the city real fast and Tan got another love interest or something till I got to that part.

[@Damini368]

42:03 So am I the only one who is remembering that the players have the crown of the king of the sawsoarers, and can summon them to have them do a thing, like flying across the bad terrain to carry a message to the Allies that are wandering into a suspected ambush? Granted they went a couple weeks between episodes and I did not, but having summonable murder parrots is the kind of thing I would make note of

[@gothpunkboy89]

I didn't understand the thumbnail until the end. I have never laughed so hard in my life.

[@AdriusFrostglare]

*sees thumbnail* Gasp! Baldric backstory time?! Reality:

[@spritemon98]

Baldric as a glory mileves

[@purgeutopia8696]

WAIT WAIT WAIT. IF THERE ARE ELF MILFS, THEN THAT MEANS WE CAN SEE THE RETURN OF HATSUNI MINIHIRIAL

[@ebertwix5860]

Rehua's spirit animal is most certainly a chicken in pain.

[@mycastephens4987]

Like how they just left Tannhauser outside while they tented and cabined up.

[@tahrey]

I'm sure they locked him properly and set his alarm, he'll be fine.

[@psychomrw]

Baldric's "MILVES" start at 2:05:10.

[@thedude4840]

I Accidentally skipped forward then thought oh shit I better rewind but than I heard “he’s wearing an I love milfs t shirt”. Man this the tonal whiplash I’m here for.

[@Velgar_Grim]

Guntoting skypirare Vaali riding the Orannosaurus-Rex with its feathered fiddly forearms and bird legs. Can have also feathers around the tail. Artists, you have your assignment. Go!

[@disappointedturtle9578]

i put these videos on at times when i'm trying to sleep, i like to put on podcasts or people playing table tops or whatever to combat the silence. It rarely wakes me up, but hearing "Think of the milfs" and fucking pegging woke me up cause i had to register that. That whole scene just...i woke up close to tears from laughing. its fucking 1 am

[@spritemon98]

That's funny 😂😂😂

[@D-Snyper-Grunt2]

"Oakly dorkly." *fires radiation pistol*

[@WASDLeftClick]

As someone who loves cooking the cooking rations bit had me rolling.

[@bionicdragon5]

MILVES, Voran, and cruelty to chickens. This episode's got it all!

[@Lantern_Light]

The memes on this one are FRESH.

[@TheAtomicSpoon]

And another CoC call.

[@KinkyBlueBastard]

CBT Chicken boiling time

[@connormcconnell7805]

Picktern's moving cabin: It's a cabin similar to the pop up cabin but it resets on a giant floating disk and inside is decorated with a giant family tree of the mysterious bardic "squelch foot" clan among the normal amenities

[@Lexandritte]

I went into this episode expecting some sort of bittersweet flashback to Baldric's past based on the thumbnail, and came out of this episode thinking of milfs.

[@omegavoltage6124]

I looked at the tumbnail and thought we were gonna get some Balderic backstory with a dead lover or something but somehow we got something better.

[@lastwymsi]

I need art of a cute Stu the walking cauldron NOW. Stick Salty of Frogge on it so we have another like our platypus friend

[@BlackShadow1991]

I admit, I was hella confused seeing the thumbail for this episode, but the payoff associated with it, after watching said episode, is fucking *golden* 🤣 I was howling during the latter portion of combat up until the very end where things descended into chaos, like, podcast listeners are in for a wild time. Great episode and for the algorithm!

[@spritemon98]

I'm disappointed that baldric wasn't an elf girl 🤣

[@matthewpost7088]

It's a huge turn in mood from the last one

[@ebertwix5860]

I keep coming back for the Carl impression. Absolutely hilarious, needs to be a clip short

[@Rev_Boneman]

Earndil has some of the strongest chaotic energy when he unshackles, like a milf-powered NHP

[@demonkingsparda]

Wasn't expecting a Lancer reference

[@BlitzKriegBeta]

I told my fiance to watch Rotgoons cause it was the sillier campaign and she likes goofy campaigns. Meanwhile I'm listening to 15 minutes of MILFs and losing my shit laughing. I love this show.

[@rhodes3983]

I love the episodes that descend into pure, condensed chaos. I was laughing all the way to the end!

[@mrwhaal]

Think of them

[@zolgathor]

I'm noticing a pattern where speaker D isn't around many times when I'd wish he were... Is he my dad?

[@lastwymsi]

"COME NOW CHILD, I MUST PURCHASE MILK AND SMOKES FOR THE REVOLUTION! I CANT GO TO YOUR BIRTHDAY PARTY." "But Father my birthday is next month!"

[@bionicdragon5]

I mean, he does voice Big D.

[@rdubayoo]

So I was wondering if the boys and girl visited a tavern with schmexy wenches in this episode. "In the middle of a toxic swamp? How?" I thought. Yeah... I wasn't prepared for the truth.

[@alphaandomega4422]

A full half of this was cooking and high milves, and I laughed so hard I got the hiccups. Awesome seeing the new stuff they got, hope Vaali can make it

[@spritemon98]

It would be funny if the patreon ads progressed a sorta mini plot with Zoran constanly in danger

[@AdamWhistle1]

I have to say, when I saw the thumbnail I thought this was giong to be some revealing backstory with Baldric by some old flame or a reason for him to remove his bucket-helm but instead I got... milves.

[@MrPlainsflyer]

Morrreee forbidden Chemisssstry? That thumbnail plus the later convo. Priccelleesssss

[@corethunder3487]

That patreon ad was fucking great. Just want to take a moment to acknowledge that

[@AROBASPARK]

LMAO their patreon add🤣 Edit: This Episode brought to you by "MELFS!"

[@spritemon98]

It was absolutely the best ad I've ever seen

[@zarthes]

Oh we're thinking of them.

[@Andri474]

The title made no sense, then I saw the thumbnail, and I didn't get that either. Then I saw the final part. Now we're all thinking of them.

[@Red_Alpha_Fox3358]

Cardboard boxes huh baldric I'm sorry but that solid snakes thing

[@quinthalus]

My god I loved this episode so much

[@philipendres1882]

2:05:10 the mayhem begins

[@Red_Alpha_Fox3358]

I didn't notice it at first but Tanhowser just does the Windows XP shutdown sound effects in my mind anyways

[@shotgunshells2]

When I saw the thumbnail, I thought we were getting deep Baldric lore. I did not expect to get deep Earndil lore.

[@n0hesitati0n15]

Oh my goodness, I just caught up to the latest episode. Lo and behold.

[@knowone6682]

We were waiting for you. They wouldn’t release the episode if you weren’t caught up.

[@albertdrevdal4233]

Welcome to our bi-weekly purgatory!

[@mercury4885]

i would love if one time the rotgrind noisecore intro was just a carefully coordinated acapella rendition of sweet dreams

[@scarredandbarred]

Todays episode caul;dron scene just missing : Bob MaLugalugalugaluga " two faces" chicken order from BIG MAN ON CAMPUS ( Hunchback Hairball)

[@Somajsibere]

I just want to say, that ad was amazing!

[@spritemon98]

It was 🤣

[@atomuslegion6807]

I had to listen to Baldrick's words in order to realize what "think of them" ment and understand what's happening in the picture.

[@errentgamer8534]

Oran finding out the struggle of having a big head and little arms.🦖

[@aaronpokluda1741]

2:19:13 oh my god crying laughing on train

[@RinAldrin]

When watching this live I was laughing so hard in the latter part it was hard to breathe. Hulky especially was golden in this episode.

[@collinfulling3223]

What the fuck even happened? This episode just broke down into pure nonsensical chaos from 0-100 in seconds.

[@jefferycrouse4652]

Ah Hulky is a a fellow man of culture. Elves are good, but they can be better as Milves

[@mirandastoltz8921]

The moving couldron should be called Stewert!😂

[@theofficerfactory2625]

Just why in the name of the dice gods was this session so chaotic? I dreaded to rewatch the last one cause of what happened to Gorgumunger. I dread this one cause of the whole MILVES thing. I can only guess WTF that stands for.

[@jman8725]

Mommy elves

[@derekrogers6795]

We are thinking of them

[@spritemon98]

So that's why there's an elf in the thumbnail 🤣🤣

[@verdtre4573]

I love Brainrotgrind

[@Ether101_Prime]

EILMs, Elves I'd Like to Mom.

[@markpollard2878]

2:05:10 the moment the episode changed lol

[@overlordcacius]

Oh shit it's a Scranton reality anchor.

[@tristanrow4951]

I appreciated the shoutout to Simpleflips

[@codyhart8045]

49:57 Four whole fried chickens and a Coke.

[@halladall1]

One chicken is usually enough for four people, assuming it's part of a complete meal, with a starchy part like rice or pasta. In this case i'd be more than one chimken in any case.

[@eglewether5523]

18:50 somethings wrong with this bush .. its screaming in pain

[@scruffles3838]

I do wonder how exactly DOES alfabusa play ttrpgs because they bring him up everytime someone wants to roll to disadvantage themself and also whenever bloatus is brought up

[@GusOmega]

Find the warhams special where they play as Orks. Alfabusa is a grot that treats himself like a grot

[@zombieshark803]

Looking back at this episode, I did a google search and apparently a single chicken can feed up to 4 to 6 people, with an upward number of even 8. Therefore, the average amount appears to be between 5 and 6 people as a median.

[@firockfinion3326]

Implying that I'm ever _not_ thinking about them.

[@mixofreak]

Did not expect F.A.T.a.L. and CoC (not the eldritch one) to be referenced here. 😂

[@sctumminello]

I was hoping for an "angry cucco" cliffhanger ending to this battle.

[@joshuachapman247]

Classic, I love this campaign.

[@Zakvadr1995]

*M I L V E S.* That is all.

[@joshuachapman247]

"Think of them", love it.

[@mycastephens4987]

Who are you people that one chicken would feed you all for a day?

[@spritemon98]

That Ad was glorious!!!🤣🤣🤣

[@tahrey]

OK so there's been a few other things referred to in other eps that are entirely on my frequency, but nobody else I know understands when I do it (certain rare Simpsons jokes or the like), so I gotta ask... Did Hulky throw a Prequel Adventure reference in during the Rust Chicken encounter near the end there?

[@Penumbra_Guard]

So if there are MILVES are there DILVES? # thinking of them🧐🤔

[@overlordcacius]

Dilves got them sexy beards.

[@mercury4885]

yep and then there's DELVES for when it's dwarves

[@SuperPupkinvasya]

I saw title and thumbnail Image first, my thoughts where the fuck they found brothel in the middle of nowhere. And then after watching episode so this all what it was about... Now milves are really should be added

[@devontheundivided9815]

NSR will bring a light but that light is really temporary, the universe will not remember the microscopic words we say.

[@spritemon98]

The worker's and national kinsmen shall not be stopped!!

[@wolfluva24]

Ok….ok I think we all were thinking either that was baldrics wife/lover/ or baldric herself on the thumbnail….what we got instead will forever change us

[@Lantern_Light]

SNACKING IS IMPORTANT. LET THURSTON SNACK.

[@TheRebelkid15]

What happened to Duchelf or whatever his namer was? I can't recall if Vaali had her vengeance or not.

[@eglewether5523]

Oh new episode, whos friend are we killing now ?

[@evmarekaj]

Lol that's a good patreon advertisement

[@TheBaldParakeet]

Glorious episode

[@Audiotrocious]

“My Glory.” -Tatertot

[@robonerd125]

Ah, Triangle-ology, otherwise known as engineering.

[@marinribaric9749]

Zoran hated the demon area in WotR, and for me it was one of my favorite parts...

[@DogsandDragons]

Good bye Gorgy. You will be missed

[@Jiffedup]

Zoran demanded Content this episode (at around 1hr 30min)... and oh boy did he get it at the end there the entire last 30 minutes should be considered a warcrime for how hard i was laughing.

[@Mr.Smerples]

Am I the only one who's curious about erindeals background now? He dropped a few food references and after the garam masala comment. Im starting to wonder if he has a culinary background.

[@smilerat8070]

Did you forget the tartar sauce incident? Nailed the cocktail sauce, though.

[@textscrn1559]

Triangemancer please be a thing

[@thereminn]

1:52:50 shoutouts to simpleflips

[@STbattlefront]

Wait don't they have a cart/blimp power by swamp gas and oran is rot 1? Been re-watching the videos to pass the time at work.

[@chaoscrimson9746]

Was anyone hoping that elf in the thumbnail was baldrics secret wife

[@inqman]

cast Create food to create 4 whole chickens and a Coke for Baldric, and Rahua will have dry white toast. (guess the reference)

[@Havlock]

That's from the film The Blues Brothers. (And it was 4 whole fried chickens. Also woulda been slightly funnier if he'd ordered a diet Coke instead, but diet Coke didn't exist until '82, two years after the film's release.)

[@Laughing_Dragon]

awww... no speaker Deeeee.... oh well! sadge later, Rotgrind now.

[@Withernall]

As you could probably tell, Speaker's absence did NOT impair the crazy? After all, think of them.