Nateland | Ep #31 - Odd Jobs

[@elitewomanizer]

Hello folks! SHE SAID YES!!! My now fiancé Siobhan (Shiv-on) went crazy when she heard Nate proposed on my behalf during the ‘Inventions’ episode! I was just happy you got her name right. The biggest Thankyou to all of you - Nate, Brokeback Munchkin, Aaron WebbedFoot, and the whole team, you guys really are the truth. You’ve made my families year during these uncertain times. Bless! P.s she’s already started complaining I haven’t got a ring yet, I said “well I didn’t actually think Nate was going to read it out!” Love you guys. Thankyou

[@JeremyReger]

YES YES YES YES!!! Congrats!

[@elitewomanizer]

@@JeremyReger thanks mate. Appreciate that

[@emmareed1787]

CONGRATS! So happy for you!!

[@elitewomanizer]

@@emmareed1787 cheers 🥂

[@melissaselenski2142]

Congratulations!!!!🎉. That’s so awesome!!!

[@holycore]

How is it that Nate seems like 70% comedic genius, 30% guy who would get hopelessly stuck in a Chinese finger trap

[@richardgatling4663]

Hello folks, I did it! I got a dog. I had to drive 6 hours away to pick her up. The trip back home was a nightmare. She absolutely hated being in the kennel. I tried playing some music but she would just lose it. Then I put on Nateland podcast and she immediately went to sleep. Thank you so much Nate, Aaron, and Brine. You have made the trip back home comfortable for not only the puppy but for me as well.

[@alisonbull9983]

My first job ever, I worked at a place in my hometown called “Top Hats & Tuxedos”. I had zero training, yet I was usually the only one at the store. 17 year old high school girl. One time an entire wedding party came in to be measured and I went off of what little I thought I had learned. A few weeks later, their tuxes were ready so the guys came in to be fitted. Because I had measured an inch below their belly button (which I now know is wrong), all of their tuxes were absolutely gigantic. And these were some big fellas, too. One of them said “I’ve never been able to say this, but these pants are HUGE on me!” I was humiliated and the owner’s mom had to stay up all night the next couple of days altering their suits before their wedding . They told me after that to just write down what the men say their usual pant size is. They didn’t fire me and let me finish out the summer working there before I moved for college. It was a pretty good gig all in all.

[@hamandsalami]

Golf is the chives of this podcast. Love the show folks! Keep it up snake enthusiast, gout guy, and Brian!

[@michellerobinson5061]

"snake enthusiast, gout guy and Brian!"..love that! I'm sure Brian appreciated it too. It was funny for awhile but I gotta say, it's getting old and it has to be getting to Brian.

[@mikebabb2537]

haaa - Nate says hill like "heel", and wheel like 'will'

[@zachjohnstoncomedy5271]

Nate “I don’t want to do an episode on Seinfeld because I don’t know if people want to here about it” also Nate “let’s do one on calendar’s”

[@Ryan_Dance]

Hear*

[@AlfredoFlores-zq1yo]

Hear*

[@chefxhyrule242]

Hear*

[@scaknupp]

*hear

[@brockmeade4450]

*calendars

[@bfmoosic]

"Iced Coffee No Chives."

[@eleven11Reasons]

Chives are Nate's "Vietnam"

[@RevMatchGT]

with cream

[@chefxhyrule242]

No onions no tomatoes

[@taylonr1]

More like Iced Milk No Chives, right?

[@teenagekrabklub]

“What part of a snake are you scared of” is now my favourite quote of 2021

[@kristerbush6626]

“FORRRRRE, FOLKS!!” -Worried Bates at the driving range

[@danielbuchta7748]

😂

[@alisoncecala]

I once canceled a gym membership by canceling the credit card they had on file. Boom!

[@johnlanty9968]

Man, I was really hoping the guys would keep talking about chives some more.

[@TraciePike]

"They suck the fun out of life." Never have truer words been spoken!

[@sirbrianofbreakfast9834]

Cheerio Folks! As Brother Breakfast talked about the odd job of “milking snakes”, I can only imagine Aaron thinking about the scene in Meet the Parents where Ben Stiller says “ you can milk anything with teats”. I also imagine he was quite dumbfounded trying to figure out where the teats on a snake reside. I bet they don’t teach you that at Notre Dame! Great show guys and bye for now, Folks!

[@Brock_Teee]

It feels like Aaron is an adjunct professor and Nate is a student constantly disrupting and questioning his knowledge. “What do you know? You’re just an adjunct!”

[@dylanforte2666]

Comics who golf should start some sort of golf podcast/vlog

[@louisburgjayhawker]

“I just had my first colonoscopy... it was fun.... snake milker!”- Bonkers Bates If this quote doesn’t summarize the random awesomeness of this podcast, I don’t know what will. Keep up the good work, folks!

[@jordanr1860]

The look on Aaron’s face when he realized that chives were onions leads me to believe that he suddenly understands why so many members of his local country club who had onion allergies were ending up in the hospital after consuming meals where he was, and I quote, “throwing chives on everything”.

[@brittanysawyer9143]

I love that Aaron’s “Secret Genius” credibility was crushed by a man who admits he barely made it out of high school.

[@austinfretz2749]

"That's right, you don't know what you don't know"

[@austinfretz2749]

10:52

[@betsyk16]

About the babies left outside in Finland. I currently live in Finland and this still happens. The grocery stores and some restaurants in older buildings are too small to have strollers driving through them. I was shocked when I saw two moms that left their strollers outside of a window and just sat at a table next to the window and had lunch. They live their lives and the babies stay sleeping.

[@emmaskinner4377]

Nate harassing Aaron about basically everything he said this episode was like watching two high school girls cat fight “You’re an idiot” “No you’re an idiot” I love it. Keep it up!

[@AgateDad]

Hello Folks! Glad to hang with Nate, Aaron and Byron today, definitely makes my day better!!

[@Videos4Jace]

Several weeks ago my 4 year old son and I were listening to the episode where y’all explored the pronunciation of the word penguin. Today, he was telling me about a picture he drew. He said “ daddy I was trying to draw a picture of a penguin” he immediately paused to correct himself and said “ I mean panguin” with a strong emphasis on PANG. Its been 4 hours and I’m still laughing. Love you guys. Jay Carr

[@RedHotFireballRocket]

i love how Nate tries to say regular people words. @7:12 Right off the bat he says "ob-v-see" like 2 times. neither Aaron or Butterscotch call him on it. love the podcast, keep up the good work Laura!

[@getrickygervaisstuff]

Hey folks, just watched Nate on Netflix.

[@cordellchronicles]

Thanks Aaron for reminding me of POD! I paused the episode to go listen to some of their songs. Don’t worry, I came back and finished the episode. Keep up the good work, folks!

[@AlexisJay611]

WARNING!!! DO NOT LISTEN WHILE LIFTING! I was bench pressing while listening to this episode and more specifically the story about when Bing Bong went to work and got fired and made it home before his parents had even gone to work that day. I had to rack instantly because I was laughing so much.

[@jordanr1860]

This has happened to me. Can’t listen to nateland while lifting lol.

[@kidd715]

“Did you feel great at first” should have got a bigger laugh

[@mindygore5960]

I don’t think they got it.

[@sethlynch89]

We need a nateland golf classic. The Nate Bargatze Aaron Weber Memorial Gout Awareness pro am for the cure

[@caitlinblanchard939]

I would love to know how you guys decide on topics each week. It’s so fantastically random. Don’t ever change that! PS - can you guys do a montage (Nate, mon-taj) of Aaron laughing hysterically at Nate? I think Aaron’s laughing fits are underrated. Love you all!

[@HaleyJoyLong]

I love how baked beans kept quiet as Nate told the delivery truck ghost story for the 2nd time on the podcast after getting chewed out last week by pointing out he had already talked about something previously. Love the podcast!

[@taylonr1]

I love Nate's take on the "That's 2 hours of my life I'll never get back." It reminds me of Myq Kaplan at the end of his Hang Out With me podcast he'd say "Remember if you made it this far and didn't like it, it was YOU who made a mistake."

[@JGFaulk]

Long time listener first time caller. Love the show. My first job was as a janitor in high school. One time the older gentleman I worked with was vacuuming and stopped, turned around and said, "I think I swallowed my tooth..." shrugged and continued vacuuming. Thanks Nate, Aaron, and Baconater keep up the good work.

[@atrophicleswegrodamus3602]

Please start a golf pod! You joking around with pro golfers and caddies would be GOLD!

[@erinj.2501]

PLEASE do a music episode with Aaron taking the lead!!! Everything he has said about music resonates with me, I love it!!

[@seanross443]

I could listen to Nate rant about Chives for an entire episode. They have genuinely become a problem, I use to work at a restaurant where the Head Chef put them on everything including the caesar salad. We almost had an altercation at a menu tasting when I asked him why chives weren't listed as an ingredient on the pizza. Keep up the great work on the hard hitting subjects.

[@roscoejones303]

I grew up in Kansas and worked at a grain elevator for a couple summers during wheat harvest in high school. Some nights I had been around wheat dust so much I'd cough up globs of dust balls. Also discovered the worst smell I've ever smelled, rotten milo that had been sitting in standing water in a concrete basement of a grain elevator. Also, riding a rickety elevator (in the elevator) hundreds of feet up in the pitch black where you can't see your hand in front of your face, hoping the chain is strong enough while knowing there's no codes being adhered to, is quite an experience. This is also when I discovered the tops of UPS trucks are white.

[@nathansmith4692]

Bandstand was so close when transitioning from colonoscopy to snake milker. I am a physician and we affectionately refer to colonoscopy as a "ride on the steel cobra." On a separate note, we have a saying in my family that perfectly describes people like Nate: "Often wrong...never in doubt." At least 3.4 times per podcast he lives out that idiom.

[@kstatefancyness]

Like Aaron, I sold plasma in college before I found a real job. On one occasion a blood clot blocked the needle and stopped the flow of blood either way. It took the nurse 20 minutes to notice and I nearly passed out. A lady in the chair/bed next to me who was in pretty rough shape gave me some great advice: Drink a glass of grape juice before each plasma "donation" to thin the blood. I could tell she had a lot of experience so I took the advice. Also at that moment I realized the only people selling plasma were college students and homeless people. Thanks for the show, folks. Great work!

[@johnwood366]

Aaron needs to do a virtual doctor visit for his gout live on the next episode.

[@HughesEarthworks]

Your chives takes is exactly how I feel about lemon in ice tea. Why do they assume i want a lemon in there? I don't want super weak lemonade. Assume we all don't want it and save some money. Give it to the people that ask for it. You guys are the best.

[@harrisgregory714]

Love the podcast. It’s interesting enough to provide some laughs but also not interesting enough to keep you from falling asleep. In a world of extremes thank you for being the palatable middle man.

[@timwiegand2517]

I've never met someone who expresses exactly how I feel about onions and chives (and tomatoes for that matter). Until now. Great work Nate, I like the work you are doing as a food critic. Maybe an entire episode on foods that everyone hates.

[@Lincoln21-n3r]

The co-hosts definitely earned their seat at the table today. I literally had coffee coming out of my nose when Nate said "Alright this has nothing to do with anything, but, chives". And some how Biff and Aaron Charbroil managed to steer it to the topic of the day. Nicely done!

[@mrlandscapellc1131]

I am laughing so hard right now picturing Bubbles Bates being the ring bearer at Aaron’s wedding. I can see him walking down the isle with a 4 year old flower girl, while looking super worried about dropping the rings. I’d pay good money to see that!! And I think for the grooms cake Aaron should have a giant Krispy Kreme donut cake!! That or a cake shaped like a foot with gout. This has the potential to be the greatest wedding of all time (just ahead of Nates pagan wedding) with a 50 year old ring bearer and a Krispy Kreme or gout foot cake. And a Crees cover band at the reception of course. Love the show guys, keep up the questionably good work!

[@davidwood953]

Hello folks! Regarding to the gout problem, I’m 23 and was told I was on the verge of gout at age 20. It’s a problem with uric acid and in my case I had too much iron in my blood. Anyways I’m in law enforcement and love to listen to Nate, Aaron and Biscuit while working. Thank you guys for adding some laughter to the day!

[@jeannineashcraft5281]

Nate, take a tip from someone who is older than you....you can keep eating what you want now and think “what’s the big deal?” But at some point in your life it will all catch up with you! Then you may need to make severe changes. So even it out out now with moderate changes and be there for your family for a long time! P.S. Absolutely LOVE this podcast!

[@michaelmarra4964]

Brian is absolutely on point with how to handle dating sites. After getting divorced I was trying to adjust to the online dating scene, and got sick of the same repetitive "hey that's a cute dog" and other generic openings and comments, so I instead resorted to sending random comments that made me laugh. My favorite of these comments was to a woman posing in front of a fish tank where I commented "This photo is absolutely breathtaking (not dissimilar to Aaron's awe of swiping on the iPhone), I can't take my eyes of it and I have to know, how do you keep that fish tank so clean? Oh, and you have beautiful eyes." My friends and family all think it's a horrible idea, but either they'll get the jokes and get me or not, but either way it's better than just being another face in the crowd. Love the podcast, and please drop a Go Irish to Aaron for me.

[@reynoldsseale8384]

Aaron "I could easily make a wheel." Also Aaron 10 secs later "I didn't say it'd be easy." Jimmy Christmas.

[@jamesmelton8993]

Jimmy Christmas?

[@danam2364]

@@jamesmelton8993 Yes, did you not hear that Jimmy Dean married Father Christmas and became Jimmy Christmas? Come on dude, have you been living under a rock? 🤣

[@cameronschneider8303]

Hello folks! I've got a suggestion for your podcasts about states. Since you've already done Rhode Island, the smallest state, I think you should do the next smallest state (Delaware) for your next episode. Keep this trend up until you get to the biggest state, Alaska. Here's the catch though: make every episode shorter and shorter as the states get larger and larger. I think it would be HILARIOUS to tick off all the Texans and Californians by having an episode that's just 30 minutes of comments and then a 30-second blurb about how you couldn't really find much info about their state and tell all us folks how boring those states are. If you know many people from Texas, they think pretty highly of where they are from. It's important to knock them down a peg or two every now and then. I've been a listener since day one, and I look forward to listening to the annoyance of Nate, the giggles of Aaron, and the worried tone of Bing-Bong's voice each week. Keep it up!

[@jackstein5688]

Nate, I would be all over golf podcast. Make it happen please

[@mattmorse6849]

More states please. Love the pod.

[@sirsaucey]

Hello Nate, Aaron, and Baloney Sandwich! Nate's point about not getting mad when fellow golfers errantly hit into others flashed me back to my younger days when I was 15 and drilledd the best shot of my young golfing life. After it landed, it rolled about 30 yards under the group ahead of ours' cart. An adult man in denim shorts got out yelling expletives at me like I had done it on purpose and proceeded to hit my ball directly back towards me...made it about half way...actually made me feel better about the drive. I completely agree with the point that there's no sense in getting mad when these things happen and since that day, if I'm hit into, I simply hit the wayward ball perpendicular to the hole layout. I don't get upset, but the long walk or lost ball gives the accidental offender a chance to reflect on their choices and what could have been a better way. I derive no joy from this, but rules are rules. My calendar is basically on a wednesday-to-wednesday schedule at this point, so please keep up the good work!

[@colleenla40]

Welcome to the Aaronland Podcast. LOL 😂

[@davidhamilton676]

Aaron needs to cancel his planet fitness membership on podcast

[@damianhbc]

Nate you guys are great! I went ahead and watched Bilge-pumps standup and was crying laughing. Aaron your chair bit is one of the funniest bits I’ve ever heard also. Love you guys. Thanks so much for the laughs.

[@joannaarmstrong4632]

If Aaron cancels his gym membership on the podcast, can he also call and cancel my Planet Fitness membership? Every time I see the monthly payment for the gym I haven't used in a year and half, I die a little inside and know I'm going to do nothing about it.

[@paulm.e.mueller2903]

Quilt Guardian In high school, I was the custodian for the "school house" where our church had Sunday school and the ladies quilted. The ladies were going to have a quilt show and worried someone would break in and steal their quilts. This fear was compounded by the fact that the building did not fully lock. The solution they decided was to either park a car in front of a door or chain it shut. But that wasn't enough; they asked me to choose a few friends to stay the night inside with the quilts. In exchange they would leave us plenty of snacks and caffeine. My meeting with them consisted of 10 minutes where they explained my duties and their precautions followed by 45 minutes of them asking what snacks I wanted and which grocery stores had the best deals. To their relief, no diabolical quilt thieves showed up, but most of the snacks were never seen again. I'll go proofread this now. Also, my name is pronounced "Miller" and I am sadly no relation to Nate's ghost-encountering friend. I will definitely continue to "turn around" for "Myoo-ler."

[@scaknupp]

Aarons shirts makes me think he asks everyone for JC Penny gift cards for Christmas. Y’all keep up the great podcast. Hands down the best one out there.

[@chadfunkhouser8899]

Nate always feels in a safe space stacking the papers or moving anything in hand distance knowing it's all over.

[@MTB-ENG]

I am subscribed to a few podcasts that come out on Wednesdays but this is always the first one I listen to. The only thing that might change that is when the Aaronland podcast first drops, as it will have even less credibility than Nateland. Keep up the good work, folks!

[@melissaselenski2142]

The BEST! Where can I subscribe to Aaronland? Wait, I’m already subscribed to his podcast, that he quit. Much like his gym membership, no one was notified. 😂 love this podcast! Aarons wedding should be featured! I wanna see Barnacle carrying those rings! Also, not convinced chives are onions. I could see scallions on eggs, but chives?! Maybe onions should be a topic?

[@everettleslie693]

My friends called me out one night when I did not want chives and bullied me in to eventually getting my dinner with chives. They were saying, "It doesn't taste like anything." I said, "Then, why would I want it on my food? I don't need more than I asked for." After this I really had to question my judgement in future friends. I think about that chive interaction everyday.

[@dakotascott1590]

My first job was at a state park, I worked with actual ex-convicts, alcoholics, and other high school kids, but it was the some of the best times I've ever had working. We had this 20ft x 20ft patch of grass behind a shed called "the yard" and you could challenge people to wrestle there after work. Whenever there was a yard match, people would clock out with excitement on their faces and rush to the yard to watch. I got challenged one time by my buddy and I gave him an asthma attack. I felt kind of bad, but I walked off like I was Hulk Hogan.

[@noahstalcup155]

Nate talks about how disgusting it is to hate on someone just for the fun of it, but then he turns around and does that exact thing to Brian! There is honestly no reason to hate on Brian. The podcast would be less without him.

[@RingoDGD]

Hey Folks! Love Nate repping K-Mart with the hat. Old School!

[@deepfakedinner569]

I can relate to Aaron's meeting Scott Stapp and not knowing. I was once at a retreat in Jacksonville, FL playing cards with friends and this guy came up to our table and asked what we were playing. So I explained the game and asked if he wanted to play. He thanked me for explaining and left. Right after he walked away another friend came up to me and said "you just talked to Allen Iverson!" The difference between my story and Aaron's is that I didn't even know who he was after being told his name.

[@danam2364]

That Wiki update is everything! 🤣🤣 However, I propose fans be collectively called Folklanders. Editing to add: your wife is 100% correct Nate, you have lovely hands, I’ve been thinking this for a while now. The uniform shape of your fingers make them visually appealing.

[@lexchess6453]

Actually pretty funny, Nate rippin in Aron is very funny

[@bradmcmurdie3424]

Best part was the first “magic spoon commercial” watching Aaron go to their website and start scrolling over their page.

[@ms.bkaraokeb4307]

I love the way Nate says Everybody.😊

[@clydewakefield7349]

So Barnabus can't be part of the heist, can't shoot a basketball, can't steal a base correctly, and can't hit a golf ball without frightening innocent bystanders. I think the Folks need to band together to find SOMETHING Bronwyn can do safely. All suggestions welcome!

[@christinawenzel6555]

No deep comment here. Just want you guys to know I'm a big fan of the podcast. I love the seemingly useless information. Yet I always learn something. Thanks for being great

[@daniellecervantes1334]

Who knew Mr. Bigglesworth was so interesting! I recommend 1 episode each devoted to going through the lives of Batman and Aaron.

[@MrClancey99]

Hello Folks! You need to check out the driving range scene from the movie "The Sweetest Thing"..... it is HILARIOUS! AND..... NICKELBACK ROCKS!! My son and I had tickets to see them in 2020 for our 2nd time but it was canceled. My son met them when they were in Bangor, Maine a few years ago. I do not understand why so many people don't like them anymore?? Fairweather fans, I guess 😡. Thanks for all you guys do each week. Nate, Aaron, and BeatBox, you are all hilarious. I'm trying to get used to the southern accent... "PANGuin🐧for PENguin", "WILL for WHEEL" 🤣 I even lived in Jacksonville, FL for 4 years but that's not helping me😂. Im still watching this episode and Y'ALL are killing me!! Thank you!! Kristen B

[@dprich100]

When Nate first read the letter about Aaron saying he could make a "will" my first thought was "He shouldn't try that himself. He should get a good lawyer to do it for him. It's a good idea for him to have a will though because he's a big boy and you never know how long he's going to be with us." It wasn't until the conversation ensued that I realized Nate was saying "wheel" and remembered Aaron saying that he could make a wheel in a previous episode. Keep making me laugh fellas!

[@dprich100]

@@scotth3918 I grew up in Georgia and live there now. But I left for 31 years during my Air Force career as my specialty had me in places like Japan, the Philippines, Korea, Saudi Arabia, Kuwait, and Iraq to name just a few. Now that I'm home I usually understand immediately what someone with a strong southern accent is saying ... but once in awhile I feel like I'm back in Iraq struggling to understand the local dialects. Regardless, Nateland is one of the best podcasts out there and Nate is one of my favorite stand-up comedians.

[@steveschrack9827]

Around the 59 minute mark Nate describes the delivery truck he worked on as having a “Aloomin” roof......i mean goooolly, keep up the hilarity every civilian station needs a nateland podcast

[@princesssummerland7269]

Nate does have beautiful twinkling eyes when he smiles and his hands are unbelievably beautiful 🤩 ❤

[@barfymann362]

Marshawn Lynch does the best interviews, even though I'm not american or watch american football; absolutely love his personality.

[@elizabetha788]

I have a 25 year old fairly skinny friend who also had gout! You should really get it checked out. Also I'm all for the Aaronland inside of Nateland Podcast

[@julissagarcia1137]

The first time I heard Nate mention opening a restaurant called “No Onions” was on the whiskey ginger podcast which led me to The Tennessee Kid on Netflix and to this podcast. This podcast gets me through my days processing specimens in a laboratory. Which speaking of odd jobs I spend my days opening urine cup after urine cup for testing. It’s repetitive and sometimes gross. Thanks for the content to make my day better

[@andysommers6984]

FUNERAL HOME! My first summer job after my 8th grade year was at a funeral home. It was certainly odd. Maybe Nate, Bereavement and Aaron could offer some humorous insights on this unique but vital profession. Maybe a whole episode....since you guys are doing states and all! Anywho love the show!

[@yurishotoku4306]

Speaking of odd jobs, I currently work in the business of burying people for funerals. This consist of transporting and setting up the vault which the casket goes in and being around a lot of dead strangers.

[@kylecox4782]

In college, I too worked at a golf course at a country club here in Indianapolis.... On my last day of work before school started back, I parked this heavy duty cart on a hill facing the pond. When I tried to start it to move, it just went barreling towards the pond. I was unable to stop it until the front side was fully in the water. I gathered my things and climbed out. I walked to the maintenance shop to tell someone what happened. And then... I just went home. I assume they got the cart out, but who knows...

[@josephlinscott3208]

This show began as Aaron and Betelgeuse helping Nate learn things like parents helping a child do homework, and has slowly become the Festivus dinner scene with Frank (Nate) ranting.

[@suztaylor]

Hey Guys - Love, love, love the podcast. Keep up the good work! I want to cancel my Netflix subscription but I don't want to do it until after Nate's new special airs. Do you have a date yet? Also, for Aaron's wedding, I think he should have Nate do a reading!

[@deepthought1987]

I absolutely live to eat chives & green onions on top of everything

[@Rochellelauren1]

Nate making fun of Aaron for not knowing how to milk a snake but you can clearly tell Nate didn't know what they use the venom for until Aaron said anti-venom🤣

[@amandamac3044]

I wrote this Wiki and let Brian know. It has since been changed to be more “factual” (aka less funny) but I am so grateful that you got a kick of it! I’ll likely put it back as it’s been changed. They never caught on to Laura’s maiden name, which I used as (Lorraine) Baines (McFly) as a call-out to Back to the Future. The serious people forgot that simple comment. lol

[@brittanysawyer9143]

I saw on the news last week that a man stole a car with a baby inside. When he realized, he returned the car and yelled at the mother for leaving her child unattended. It may be the only time I’ve ever rooted for a car thief.

[@jaypers232]

The ten minute segment on chives was the scenic route to garnish.

[@rcmhnycpt24]

Started late so still on episode 23, but just bought tix for your September show in Charlottesville, can’t wait! Tell Aaron and Ballboy I said hello. - Jacob

[@Swithyyyy]

I HATE, correction, LOATHE chives. That period of time when they were outlawed, historically known as “Chive Prohibition”, was one of my favorite time periods. I no longer needed to say “no chives please” when ordering my Nachos Bell Grande, only to get home and find out that they had ignored my plea and dumped a heaping handful of them right in the sour cream. Even after removing them with surgical precision, the flavor is so overwhelming that you can still taste them. Also, at least one of them always managed to work its way into the ingredients below, waiting patiently to strike your taste buds with an unpleasant sneak attack.

[@cccc13.]

I got one of those gov jobs, so you know I’ve been sitting around and get about 3-4 episodes in each night which has been great!

[@ChrisDilts]

For a left handed golfer, a slice would move to the left. Bowser’s famous range shot would have been a hook.

[@brianbatescomedy]

You are correct.

[@laurieshafer2969]

One of my odd jobs in college was working at an alternative group home with schizophrenics and pedophiles. i use to "joke" that I power washed asses for my job but in all seriousness that was actually one of my duties for the day. And Nate, i believe in you with your new health kick. I taught these guys to eat vegetables at every meal. if they can do it, you can probably do it.

[@marymurphy1226]

Aaron's resturant had a "no hobo policy"!!!!! Hahaha!!!

[@kim_possible1974]

Nate!! You’re my very favorite comedian hands down!! The bar is held high my friend!! No one compares🙏💕👌Thank God your dad was a clown. God’s speed to you and your cute fam.

[@angie7164]

Went to assist a make up artist on a set. Ended up helping wardrobe before the Producer pulled me to go find black hair dye spray in a can to spray Bert Reynolds body double's hair to match Bert's most recent style. Unable to find spray I had to purchase dye. Once back on set I was tasked with dying his hair. Not being a stylist or ever dying hair before, why not, right!?! Welp, fearful it would come out purple, I dyed his white hair to black. Luckily it didn't, but what an extraordinary day to say the least.

[@kvisa82]

Odd Jobs...or the one where Nate and Aaron realize they live completely different "lifes." Dying. 🤣